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-How are you today, Mr Daniels?
-I'm very well thank you, Charlie.
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Now, there's just a few things I need.
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CHARLIE: On the whole, hotels have
an ambivalent attitude towards long-term guests.
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It depends why you're staying.
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Perhaps you're addicted to the attention to detail,
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the precision,
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and symmetry.
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Or perhaps you just need a place to hide,
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even if you should really know better.
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There is, however, one type of long-term guest
hotels can't get enough of.
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That's millionaires, like rock stars,
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who keep an apartment in hotels
which they visit once or twice a year.
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This way, please.
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They pay for use of a room
for a whole year in advance
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on the understanding that it's kept empty
awaiting their whimsical arrival.
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Except, of course, it isn't.
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Because the room is empty,
we can't resist double booking it.
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So there was a flood, which blew a fuse,
which caused a fire.
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I'm afraid your suite
is completely, completely uninhabitable.
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(VALERIEPLAYING ON TV)
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But generally, if you're a long-term guest,
we'll go the extra mile for you.
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We'll cater for your every whim, no matter
how eccentric your particular requirements.
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We'll satisfy your off-menu requests.
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Some long terms guests
are wealthy foreign students.
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We can really get attached to them.
They become part of the hotel family.
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But there are some things we just can't do,
even for our favourite guests.
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Charlie, I need you to find me a husband.
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My father is refusing
to sponsor me to stay in the UK.
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He wants me to go back to Russia.
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The only way I can stay in England
is to get married.
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I hope you don't mind me asking,
but why don't you want to go home?
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In Russia, I'm Vladimir Balanovsky's daughter.
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I can have anything I want
except my independence.
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I want a life of my own.
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Well, maybe you can talk to your father.
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-Tell him how you feel.
-I've tried.
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Since mum died,
it's like dad doesn't know what to say to me,
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so he doesn't say anything at all.
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Anyway, it's too late.
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He's arriving tomorrow night to meet my fianc?.
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You've told him you're getting married?
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It was either that
or going back to Russia on Saturday.
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You've got to help me.
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All right, Charlie. Can I have a quick word?
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-What can I do for you?
-I'm going to apply for a job as a hotel driver.
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I need some help with the application form.
It's this section 15.
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"Have you ever been convicted
of a criminal offence?
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"If yes, please give details."
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What's the best way to handle that?
What did you put?
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I don't think a job here would suit you.
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Maybe you're right.
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I've been thinking about going over to Ibiza.
Big demand for limos over there.
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-Yeah, Ibiza sounds good.
-Could be very good.
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Trouble is,
I haven't got the five grand I need to set it up.
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Maybe I'll find it from somewhere, eh?
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Let me know if you can help me out
with the application form.
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She asked you to find her a husband?
What did you say?
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Obviously I said I can't help her, I'm sorry.
She was really upset.
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Well, it's not totally impossible.
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I mean, the registrar we use is a good mate.
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Slip him a few quid, and he'll back-date
the application on the marriage licence.
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You're talking about
getting a dodgy wedding licence
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for Vladimir Balanovsky's daughter?
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I'm seriously considering it.
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-Here you go, boys.
-Thank you.
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-Who's she gonna marry?
-I'm sure we'll find her someone.
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-We could hold the ceremony here.
-Oh, no.
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-Just think about it...
-No.
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-Why not?
-Because it's illegal.
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The hotel would lose its wedding licence.
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And if Rebecca found out,
you and I would lose our jobs.
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-Rebecca is not going to find out.
-Forget about it.
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Anyway, if she wants to stay,
she's going to have to get married on Saturday.
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And the ballroom is booked
for the Weight Watchers of the Year Award.
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No. We'll bump the fatties to The Burlington.
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No one makes any money out of them anyway.
They never eat or drink anything.
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That's the whole point, Tone.
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Vladimir Balanovsky
is one of the richest men in Russia.
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Think how much money he's going to spend
on his daughter's wedding.
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I don't care how much he's going to spend.
We're not having an illegal wedding in the hotel.
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If you help me pull this off,
I'll cut you in for a slice of the profits.
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CHARLIE: Hotels are the number one choice
when it comes to holding a wedding.
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And we're more than happy
to host your special day.
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But it's not because we're romantics.
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We charge 500 quid an hour
for a room that would normally be sitting empty.
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But it's the scams that bring in the big bucks.
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Aha! Good to see you. How are you?
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Booze, food, cakes, bands, discos, flowers,
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everything you might conceivably need
for a wedding
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generate a kickback from the supplier.
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Hello.
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Oh, nice to see you.
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And then there's corkage.
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We charge 10 quid
just to open a bottle of champagne.
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And at the end of the night,
watch out for the creative accountancy.
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One, two, three, four, five,
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ten, fifteen, twenty, thirty, ninety.
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It is short notice, but we can definitely do it.
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-I'll cut you in for three grand.
-Five grand.
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-Four.
-Five.
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-Or we can have it somewhere else.
-Done.
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Hello.
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What time do you call this?
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Sorry. Someone threw themselves
in front of my train. In rush hour.
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How selfish can you get?
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Perhaps you should try leaving home
a little earlier.
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If it was up to me,
I'd have driven the thing straight over them.
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You're lucky.
It must be so much easier living in the hotel.
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Just try and get here on time.
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Mr Daniels?
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-Do you have a moment?
-Of course.
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What can I do for you, Miss Mitchell?
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I'm afraid we've had complaints from some
of the other guests about your behaviour.
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My behaviour?
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And the staff seem to think
you've stopped going outside.
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Well, why go outside when everything I need
is right here in the hotel?
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I don't wish to pry,
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but I thought you were just staying with us
while you sorted things out with your wife.
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Looks like that might not happen.
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-Well, have you spoken to her recently?
-She doesn't want to talk to me.
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Maybe you should try. You can't...
You can't stay with us forever.
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But I'm happy here.
Everything's just the way I like it.
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10:46. Swim.
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Lovely to talk to you, Miss Mitchell.
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-Did you tell Anna that I'm living in the hotel?
-No.
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Rebecca, with all due respect, did you really think
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you could hide out here
without anyone finding out?
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I'm not hiding out.
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Well, whatever it is, do you want to talk about it?
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The staff are asking questions.
What should I tell them?
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You're the deputy manager. Do I really need
to tell you how to handle the staff?
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-No.
-Good.
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He thinks he owns that table.
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He's disturbing other guests.
I want him out of the hotel.
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But Mr Daniels has been with us for six months.
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-Then it's about time he left.
-Okay, leave him to me.
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I didn't say throw him out. We can't.
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-He's paid a month in advance.
-BEN: What do you want us to do?
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Disrupt his routine.
I'm hoping he'll decide to leave.
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The longer we leave it,
the worse it's going to get.
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GUEST: What the hell is going on here?
Would you explain what's happening?
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Ow, what the hell is this?
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We can back-date the paperwork
and get you a marriage licence.
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We'll also help you find a husband.
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This really means a lot to me. Thank you.
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We were thinking
you could have the wedding in the hotel.
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I thought it would be a quick ceremony
at the registry office.
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Well, with respect, I don't think a quick ceremony
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is gonna help convince your father
that the relationship is genuine.
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I didn't think it would be a big wedding.
Charlie, what do you think?
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If you have it here in the hotel,
we can control it and protect you.
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If you think it's for the best.
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-Then I guess I'll have the wedding here.
-Okay.
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So, that gives us four days to find you a husband,
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convince your father
that the relationship is genuine
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and organise the wedding.
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Piece of cake.
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So I'm thinking
your husband needs to be attractive
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but also intelligent enough to fool your father.
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-And he needs to be Russian.
-Why does he have to be Russian?
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My dad's angry now. It will be 10 times worse
if my fianc? isn't Russian.
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If you want Russian, you shall have Russian.
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This place is like the United Nations.
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Too old.
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Boris?
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(SNORING)
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He's holding down three jobs at the moment.
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I think a wife might be
more than he can cope with.
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You're right. Too tired.
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Too...
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(TOILET GURGLING)
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Yeah.
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Don't worry. That's for the staff.
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What do you think?
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He's the right age.
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Don't you think Rebecca or someone
from the hotel could recognise him?
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Would you?
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Well, no.
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Exactly.
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You want me to get married to her?
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You've got UK citizenship, right?
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Well, Natasha needs to get married
so she can stay in the country.
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If you do it, I've lined up a doorman's job
at The Chesterton for you.
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No more pan washing?
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No. Your pan-washing days
will be well and truly over.
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So I'd be grateful if you can offer Anna and Ben
any assistance they might need
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in evicting Mr Daniels.
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Any other business?
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The Weight Watcher of the Year Award
has been cancelled.
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JAMES: Oh, thank Christ for that.
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The restaurant's like a morgue
when that lot are here.
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Last year I found one of them scoffing
chocolate ?clairs in a linen cupboard.
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Why have they cancelled?
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Uh, apparently, the woman
who was going to get the award,
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-she's put all the weight back on.
-Ballooned like a whale.
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Thank you, Tony.
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The good news is we've managed
to secure a wedding for Saturday.
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-Well, that's short notice. Who is it?
-Natasha Balanovsky.
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-I didn't know she was engaged.
-There's some lucky bastard set for life.
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He's a Russian guy. Whirlwind romance.
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Oh, you better not let him catch you
flirting with her, then.
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Hmm. It's actually called service, Anna.
Something that you don't know about.
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No. It's called flirting.
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Yeah, whatever it's called, hosting
Vladimir Balanovsky's daughter's wedding
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will be very good PR for the hotel.
Good work, Charlie.
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-So, when's Balanovsky himself arriving?
-Tonight.
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-The rumour is he's considering buying Arsenal.
-Well, that's small change to him, isn't it?
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Yeah. Apparently he's in some kind of
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dick-waving contest
with Abramovich over at Chelsea.
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Well, then let's put some lead in his pencil.
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Pull out all the stops.
Send his daughter off in style.
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Thank you.
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You feeling okay?
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Why?
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Thought you might have
a headache or something.
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What makes you think that?
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I'm just trying to figure out the cause
of your sudden loss of sex drive.
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Sorry. I've been a bit flat out.
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You know what they say, use it or lose it.
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Morning, Mr Daniels.
I'm afraid the pool's closed for cleaning.
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It can't be.
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10:46. Swim.
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38 lengths, 54 minutes, 954 strokes.
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Sorry. Not today.
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If we're going to convince Natasha's father
that the marriage is genuine,
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you need to look, think and act like a guest.
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This line-caught sea bass,
exactly where and when was it caught?
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Good. Don't be afraid to go off-menu.
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Do you have any yak's milk?
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If they haven't, maybe they can fly some in.
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Now, it's obviously essential
that you look the part.
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The minute you walk into the hotel,
your whole attitude has got to change.
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00:15:38,137 --> 00:15:42,474
You're rich, you're successful, you're confident.
You belong here.
234
00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:44,209
-Okay?
-Okay.
235
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:47,079
Good. Let's smarten him up.
236
00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:06,398
Tipping is an art.
237
00:16:11,037 --> 00:16:13,605
-Thank you, sir.
-Oh. Thank you, sir.
238
00:16:14,173 --> 00:16:17,376
It's all very, very smooth.
239
00:16:17,443 --> 00:16:20,012
-Thank you, sir.
-Good to see you again, sir.
240
00:16:20,079 --> 00:16:21,613
Now, you try.
241
00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:29,521
-Thank you, sir.
-Thank you, sir.
242
00:16:36,796 --> 00:16:38,030
Thank you, sir.
243
00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:42,534
-Yeah, I'm not a lap dancer.
-I'm sure you could be for a price.
244
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,002
Very good.
245
00:16:56,249 --> 00:17:00,585
I'm very sorry, Mr Daniels,
but I'm afraid we're out of olives.
246
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,587
What? No.
247
00:17:03,389 --> 00:17:06,825
One, two, three olives, sip of extra dry Martini.
248
00:17:07,226 --> 00:17:08,827
Three olives.
249
00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:11,396
Very sorry, Mr Daniels.
250
00:17:11,597 --> 00:17:13,665
One, two olives.
251
00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:21,506
So, it's ?1 for the doorman, ?2 for the bellboy,
?5 for the head receptionist.
252
00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:25,811
You know what? Forget the head receptionist.
253
00:17:29,015 --> 00:17:31,750
The rest of your luggage is in the boot.
254
00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:35,320
Some cash for tips and stuff like that.
You all set?
255
00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:40,192
You just believe in yourself, you're gonna be fine.
Come on.
256
00:17:50,036 --> 00:17:54,372
-Do you think he can pull it off?
-Well, I guess we're gonna find out, mate.
257
00:18:11,124 --> 00:18:12,958
DEREK: Good evening.
258
00:18:19,365 --> 00:18:20,532
Relax.
259
00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:29,508
I can't believe he's the same person.
260
00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:34,246
-Maybe you should go over and greet him.
-Oh, yeah.
261
00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:44,456
And that is a beautiful moment.
262
00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:48,960
If we don't get caught.
263
00:18:53,032 --> 00:18:54,566
CHARLIE: How are you, sir?
264
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:57,769
-Miss Balanovsky. Congratulations.
-Thank you.
265
00:18:57,837 --> 00:19:00,005
This is Alexis Mitrovski, my fianc?.
266
00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:03,708
Rebecca Mitchell, the General Manager.
Have we met before?
267
00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:09,815
Perhaps you've worked
at the Nevskij Palace Hotel in St Petersburg?
268
00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:12,050
No, I'm afraid not. I'm sure it's my mistake.
269
00:19:12,118 --> 00:19:14,686
Well, it's an honour that you've chosen
to have your wedding at the hotel.
270
00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:16,354
Enjoy your stay.
271
00:19:21,627 --> 00:19:23,361
This is gonna work.
272
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:28,733
Now all we have to do is convince
Russia's most ruthless business tycoon.
273
00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:31,269
-What time's he due?
-8:00.
274
00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:41,413
Hello, Mr Daniels.
275
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:43,548
I want to make a complaint.
276
00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:48,687
I don't know who is responsible
for servicing my room,
277
00:19:48,754 --> 00:19:51,089
but it's an absolute disgrace.
278
00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:58,630
I'm sorry Mr Daniels,
but I really don't see what the problem is.
279
00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:02,534
Well, I'll show you what the problem is.
Bed sheet folded back to a 90-degree angle.
280
00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:06,705
Remote control on corner of folded sheet.
Breakfast slip on pillow nearest telephone.
281
00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:08,874
Ah, you've noticed our new turn-down routine?
282
00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:13,078
No. No new turn-down routine!
Old turn-down routine!
283
00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:15,513
Oh, it's hotel policy, I'm afraid.
284
00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:19,317
-Bed sheet folded back 75 degrees.
-90 degrees!
285
00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:22,520
-Remote control on pillow.
-Remote control on corner of folded sheet.
286
00:20:22,588 --> 00:20:24,389
-Breakfast slip...
-No!
287
00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:27,692
I'm sure you'll get used to it.
288
00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:36,134
-Is he going to be all right?
-He won't be when I replace the carpet.
289
00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:47,545
These Yanks can't get enough of these
bloody Lloyd Webber musicals.
290
00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:50,482
That limo driver.
How do he and Charlie know each other?
291
00:20:50,549 --> 00:20:53,184
Uh, some of the guests use him.
292
00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:56,955
-I got the impression they know each other.
-No. Not really.
293
00:20:57,056 --> 00:21:00,892
He asked for an application
to be one of the hotel's drivers.
294
00:21:05,564 --> 00:21:07,632
-What did Rebecca want?
-Huh?
295
00:21:07,733 --> 00:21:11,770
-Was she asking about Alexis?
-Relax. She didn't even mention him.
296
00:21:11,837 --> 00:21:14,472
She was asking about that limo driver.
297
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,310
-DEREK: Stand by your beds.
-Here it goes.
298
00:21:50,576 --> 00:21:51,676
Wait.
299
00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:54,012
Good evening, Mr Balanovsky. Welcome back.
300
00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:57,515
-Your suites are ready for you.
-Thank you.
301
00:21:57,583 --> 00:22:00,318
Could you tell me where my daughter is, please?
302
00:22:00,386 --> 00:22:03,722
I believe she's in the bar, sir, which is this way.
303
00:22:10,963 --> 00:22:12,430
VLADIMIR: Ah.
304
00:22:14,533 --> 00:22:16,434
Thank you, sir.
305
00:22:16,535 --> 00:22:17,702
Dad.
306
00:22:22,441 --> 00:22:26,211
-Dad, this is Alexis.
-It's a pleasure to meet you, sir.
307
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:28,913
Sit.
308
00:22:36,288 --> 00:22:38,923
We've trained him well. He'll be fine.
309
00:22:40,726 --> 00:22:41,993
CHARLIE: Oh, God.
310
00:22:47,633 --> 00:22:51,803
-Everything all right, Mr Daniels?
-It's all gone to hell, Charlie.
311
00:22:55,174 --> 00:22:56,307
You.
312
00:22:58,544 --> 00:22:59,644
Hands off me.
313
00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:01,713
That don't look so good.
314
00:23:02,548 --> 00:23:04,282
Do have a seat, hmm?
315
00:23:09,989 --> 00:23:14,759
What do you know about my daughter's fianc?,
this Alexis?
316
00:23:16,495 --> 00:23:18,463
Not very much, I'm afraid.
317
00:23:18,831 --> 00:23:21,032
Is he a regular at hotel?
318
00:23:21,967 --> 00:23:23,001
No.
319
00:23:23,469 --> 00:23:27,272
-Does he have money?
-I'm afraid I don't know.
320
00:23:28,207 --> 00:23:32,110
-Does my daughter talk to you about him at all?
-A little.
321
00:23:33,512 --> 00:23:36,047
I... I think it's a whirlwind romance.
322
00:23:39,185 --> 00:23:40,919
Does she love him?
323
00:23:44,623 --> 00:23:45,990
I'd say so.
324
00:23:47,226 --> 00:23:48,359
Hmm.
325
00:23:50,830 --> 00:23:55,667
Well, you make sure that my daughter
has everything she wants for her wedding.
326
00:23:55,768 --> 00:23:57,502
Cost is not problem.
327
00:23:59,605 --> 00:24:01,172
That's all.
328
00:24:06,679 --> 00:24:10,482
He said give her everything she wants
regardless of the cost?
329
00:24:12,351 --> 00:24:14,452
We're gonna make a killing.
330
00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:18,623
Why did he just roll over?
331
00:24:18,724 --> 00:24:20,792
Guys like that,
they're used to getting what they want.
332
00:24:20,893 --> 00:24:24,529
Well, maybe he's different
when it comes to his daughter.
333
00:24:24,663 --> 00:24:26,397
I don't trust him.
334
00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:30,201
It's all doom and gloom with you, isn't it?
335
00:24:30,269 --> 00:24:35,073
Look, stop fretting. We've done the hard part.
Now we just sit back, let the money roll in.
336
00:24:54,126 --> 00:24:57,862
I've got this plasma screen in my room,
it's bigger than this table.
337
00:24:57,963 --> 00:25:00,031
With all of the movie channels.
338
00:25:00,132 --> 00:25:03,101
We've got all the sports channels,
with the surround sound. It's actually...
339
00:25:03,202 --> 00:25:05,503
Alexis. Can I have a quick word?
340
00:25:13,112 --> 00:25:16,080
You shouldn't be down here,
and you certainly shouldn't be talking to them.
341
00:25:16,148 --> 00:25:18,082
-But they're my friends.
-Not right now they're not.
342
00:25:18,150 --> 00:25:20,652
Guests socialising with staff.
It just doesn't happen.
343
00:25:20,719 --> 00:25:23,621
And they said that you and Tony
would be making a lot of money
344
00:25:23,722 --> 00:25:25,957
from holding the wedding in the hotel, yes?
345
00:25:26,025 --> 00:25:28,760
Never mind about that. You just stay focused.
346
00:25:28,827 --> 00:25:32,163
Remember the doorman's job
at the Chesterton, okay?
347
00:25:33,332 --> 00:25:35,133
Mr Mitrovski?
348
00:25:35,201 --> 00:25:38,770
Mr Mitrovski insisted on
a behind-the-scenes tour.
349
00:25:38,837 --> 00:25:40,205
I see.
350
00:25:40,272 --> 00:25:42,640
I'm just showing him back up to the lobby now.
351
00:25:42,708 --> 00:25:44,409
This way.
352
00:25:45,744 --> 00:25:47,045
Charlie?
353
00:25:49,348 --> 00:25:52,650
Could you excuse us for one second,
Mr Mitrovski?
354
00:25:54,587 --> 00:25:59,557
That bulimic model is back in 402.
The maids are refusing to service her room.
355
00:25:59,625 --> 00:26:01,359
I take it she's emptied the mini-bar?
356
00:26:01,427 --> 00:26:03,761
Why she has to purge into the bath,
I will never know.
357
00:26:03,829 --> 00:26:06,431
She could at least take out the plug.
358
00:26:18,010 --> 00:26:21,346
-Ah. Great.
-So, you decided to use it after all?
359
00:26:21,447 --> 00:26:23,915
Uh, sorry. Not exactly.
360
00:26:23,983 --> 00:26:27,318
The catwalk queen,
she's been purging in the bath again.
361
00:26:27,386 --> 00:26:28,519
What?
362
00:26:29,688 --> 00:26:33,558
I warned you, Charlie, use it or lose it.
You just lost it.
363
00:26:37,229 --> 00:26:38,930
What do you think?
364
00:26:39,531 --> 00:26:42,600
-Is it a bit over the top?
-It's beautiful.
365
00:26:44,436 --> 00:26:47,839
It feels like such a waste.
I'm only going to wear it for one day.
366
00:26:47,906 --> 00:26:50,642
Well, it's one of the most important days
of your life.
367
00:26:50,709 --> 00:26:52,810
You're married, aren't you?
368
00:26:53,679 --> 00:26:56,781
-What was your wedding like?
-Small.
369
00:26:58,284 --> 00:27:01,119
-We didn't want to make a big fuss.
-Why not?
370
00:27:02,888 --> 00:27:04,622
I'm not really sure.
371
00:27:06,325 --> 00:27:07,792
We just didn't.
372
00:27:11,030 --> 00:27:12,463
Are you okay?
373
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:16,467
I'm fine.
374
00:27:20,439 --> 00:27:24,242
I'm sorry, Mr Daniels, but we can't re-lay
the original carpet in the corridor.
375
00:27:24,310 --> 00:27:27,745
-I'll pay for it!
-No. Not even if you pay for it.
376
00:27:31,450 --> 00:27:33,284
Sounds like he's in a bad way.
377
00:27:33,352 --> 00:27:36,120
-I almost feel sorry for him.
-Really?
378
00:27:37,723 --> 00:27:40,091
-So what are we going to do?
-We're gonna push him over the edge.
379
00:27:40,159 --> 00:27:44,195
I'll book an automatic alarm call
every 30 minutes throughout the night.
380
00:27:47,966 --> 00:27:51,169
Gino. Uh, how long have those two
been over there?
381
00:27:51,904 --> 00:27:53,404
Maybe an hour.
382
00:27:54,206 --> 00:27:58,309
They've been hammering Glen Garioch 58.
Already spent over a grand.
383
00:28:00,846 --> 00:28:03,981
VLADIMIR: That kind of money goes a long way.
384
00:28:09,321 --> 00:28:12,890
Gino, can you give me a bottle of red?
Nothing too heavy.
385
00:28:14,126 --> 00:28:18,663
How about a nice Ch?teau de Courcel?
Shall I have it sent up to your room?
386
00:28:19,264 --> 00:28:21,933
Did I ask for it to be sent up to my room?
387
00:28:22,034 --> 00:28:23,668
Well, no.
388
00:28:25,037 --> 00:28:27,305
Why's that dirty ashtray there?
389
00:28:28,807 --> 00:28:30,041
Feeling okay?
390
00:28:30,109 --> 00:28:34,746
I'm fine. I do my job.
I just wish the rest of you would do the same.
391
00:28:35,848 --> 00:28:37,582
Empty the ashtray!
392
00:28:44,189 --> 00:28:46,157
You want a wine glass?
393
00:28:50,796 --> 00:28:54,165
Angry women give me the big frutti tutti.
394
00:29:41,146 --> 00:29:42,613
Morning. Sleep well?
395
00:29:42,681 --> 00:29:44,348
-What?
-Did you sleep well?
396
00:29:44,450 --> 00:29:47,084
Can't any of you mind your own business?
397
00:29:47,152 --> 00:29:48,486
What are you doing?
398
00:29:48,554 --> 00:29:52,490
The guy in 408
has his tie caught in the trouser press.
399
00:29:52,891 --> 00:29:54,025
Right.
400
00:29:56,628 --> 00:29:59,764
We think we might have a little bit of a problem.
401
00:29:59,832 --> 00:30:01,666
Mr Daniels never misses his scrambled eggs,
402
00:30:01,767 --> 00:30:04,535
three mushrooms and one tomato
on lightly buttered wholegrain toast.
403
00:30:04,603 --> 00:30:08,873
-No one's seen him since we changed the carpet.
-He won't let the maids service his room.
404
00:30:08,974 --> 00:30:11,642
Can't anyone do anything in this place?
405
00:30:13,712 --> 00:30:18,149
-Well, I'm glad I don't suffer with PMT.
-We all are.
406
00:30:35,734 --> 00:30:37,335
Mr Daniels?
407
00:30:43,408 --> 00:30:44,876
Are you okay?
408
00:30:46,912 --> 00:30:51,148
I'm exhausted. I received alarm calls all night.
409
00:30:52,451 --> 00:30:55,520
When I unplugged the phone,
they started knocking on the door.
410
00:30:55,587 --> 00:31:00,091
I was so happy here.
What's happened to your hotel?
411
00:31:02,394 --> 00:31:07,231
Your behaviour was disturbing other guests.
I wanted you to leave.
412
00:31:07,332 --> 00:31:09,267
I'll behave. I promise.
413
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:20,678
These things you do, your routines,
is that why you can't go home?
414
00:31:23,315 --> 00:31:27,685
Sarah told me if I didn't get help, I had to go.
415
00:31:27,753 --> 00:31:29,754
So you came to us?
416
00:31:30,956 --> 00:31:32,857
This is about the worst place for you.
417
00:31:32,925 --> 00:31:37,194
-But I like it here.
-Of course you do. We're paid to indulge you.
418
00:31:37,296 --> 00:31:40,798
No one's going to force you to get help.
419
00:31:40,866 --> 00:31:46,837
-Have you spoken to your wife?
-I can't. What am I going to say to her?
420
00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:50,107
Look, I can't tell you what to say,
421
00:31:50,208 --> 00:31:54,312
but you can't spend the rest of your life hiding...
in a hotel room.
422
00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:03,854
It's not going to solve anything.
423
00:32:09,294 --> 00:32:12,730
-Miss Mitchell?
-Oh, God. I'm sorry.
424
00:32:13,365 --> 00:32:16,934
I'm sorry, I don't know what's wrong with me.
425
00:32:17,603 --> 00:32:20,204
-Stop it!
-What's wrong?
426
00:32:20,272 --> 00:32:25,109
-No, I can't. I'm the manager, you're a guest.
-I don't mind.
427
00:32:30,482 --> 00:32:32,550
My marriage is over.
428
00:32:35,354 --> 00:32:41,359
It's my fault. I worked too hard.
I was never there.
429
00:32:44,363 --> 00:32:48,466
And I feel so guilty, but I love my job.
430
00:32:49,835 --> 00:32:52,670
And I think I love my husband.
431
00:32:56,708 --> 00:33:00,678
And I'm living in the hotel. And everyone knows.
432
00:33:01,647 --> 00:33:07,051
And I'm being mental.
And I'm crying in front of a guest.
433
00:33:07,519 --> 00:33:09,687
Oh, God. I'm sorry.
434
00:33:18,430 --> 00:33:21,132
-Oh, sorry.
-Thank you.
435
00:33:23,568 --> 00:33:24,835
Well...
436
00:33:27,039 --> 00:33:29,373
We're a right pair, aren't we?
437
00:33:32,444 --> 00:33:34,278
Can I have a word?
438
00:33:34,379 --> 00:33:37,481
If it's about yesterday, I'm sorry
we haven't had a chance to see each other,
439
00:33:37,549 --> 00:33:41,485
but I've just been really busy with this wedding.
440
00:33:41,553 --> 00:33:44,388
You really know how to make
a girl feel special, don't you?
441
00:33:44,489 --> 00:33:48,292
-That's not what I wanted to talk to you about.
-What's the problem?
442
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:51,562
Natasha Balanovsky's fianc?
just asked me for a lap dance.
443
00:33:51,630 --> 00:33:55,766
He said if I had a problem with it,
I should speak to you.
444
00:33:55,834 --> 00:33:58,069
Excuse me, Mr Mitrovski.
445
00:33:58,170 --> 00:34:01,038
I was wondering if we could go over
the arrangements for the wedding?
446
00:34:01,139 --> 00:34:03,207
Maybe later.
447
00:34:03,275 --> 00:34:06,911
-It's really quite urgent.
-I'll let you know when.
448
00:34:10,816 --> 00:34:12,149
Of course.
449
00:34:13,151 --> 00:34:14,518
Charlie?
450
00:34:16,054 --> 00:34:18,522
I believe my wine's corked.
451
00:34:23,295 --> 00:34:26,597
-I'll have that replaced for you right away, sir.
-Good man.
452
00:34:28,700 --> 00:34:32,336
Corked my arse. It's fine. Ignorant little shit.
453
00:34:32,404 --> 00:34:36,173
I'll dangle my balls in it.
Tell him it's a fresh glass.
454
00:34:53,658 --> 00:34:55,192
Much better.
455
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,968
Thank you, my friend.
456
00:35:04,035 --> 00:35:05,970
I do love a wedding.
457
00:35:06,037 --> 00:35:10,040
Alexis is acting like he runs the place.
And I've seen Balanovsky giving him a briefcase.
458
00:35:10,142 --> 00:35:12,042
Well, maybe it was a wedding present.
459
00:35:12,110 --> 00:35:16,413
-Yeah, he's also asked Jackie for a lap dance.
-Well, we did tell him to behave like a guest.
460
00:35:16,481 --> 00:35:20,518
I'm telling you, something's not right.
I'm going to have to warn Natasha.
461
00:35:20,619 --> 00:35:21,652
Careful.
462
00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:25,156
Don't go rocking the boat too hard.
We do need this wedding to go ahead.
463
00:35:25,323 --> 00:35:29,126
I want you to put everything back
the way Mr Daniels likes it.
464
00:35:29,194 --> 00:35:32,429
-Including the carpet.
-You're kidding?
465
00:35:33,632 --> 00:35:35,900
You're not kidding. I don't get it.
466
00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:38,769
Why am I going to all this trouble
for someone you wanted out of the hotel?
467
00:35:38,837 --> 00:35:42,473
How about because there's plenty of other people
who would like to be head receptionist?
468
00:35:42,574 --> 00:35:44,441
Good enough for me.
469
00:35:46,978 --> 00:35:48,612
I expected you earlier.
470
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:50,014
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
471
00:35:50,081 --> 00:35:51,582
Come in.
472
00:35:53,652 --> 00:35:57,254
MAN ONTV: Britain and France
have sent their forces in to...
473
00:36:02,494 --> 00:36:05,729
I need to speak to you about Alexis.
474
00:36:05,797 --> 00:36:08,299
I think he's done
some kind of deal with your father.
475
00:36:08,366 --> 00:36:10,034
Is that right?
476
00:36:12,103 --> 00:36:13,838
Is everything okay?
477
00:36:16,241 --> 00:36:18,275
Natasha. What's wrong?
478
00:36:18,376 --> 00:36:22,780
How much did you get for persuading me
to have the wedding in the hotel?
479
00:36:27,052 --> 00:36:30,087
Alexis just told me about your little scams.
480
00:36:31,323 --> 00:36:34,758
-It's... It's really not what you think.
-So what is it, then?
481
00:36:35,493 --> 00:36:37,461
I thought we were friends.
482
00:36:37,529 --> 00:36:39,697
-I thought you wanted to help me.
-I do.
483
00:36:39,764 --> 00:36:43,200
But only if you're going to
make some money out of me.
484
00:36:44,402 --> 00:36:45,769
I'm sorry you found out like this.
485
00:36:45,837 --> 00:36:48,572
-But Alexis is up to something...
-You're so full of shit.
486
00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:52,977
He knew that I'd find out something was going
on and that's why he's told you about the money.
487
00:36:53,044 --> 00:36:57,214
-He wants you to stop trusting me.
-Then he's succeeded, hasn't he?
488
00:36:58,250 --> 00:37:00,651
-Natasha, surely...
-Miss Balanovsky to you!
489
00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:02,686
Now get out of my room.
490
00:37:09,294 --> 00:37:10,895
And, Charlie...
491
00:37:13,365 --> 00:37:15,566
take those plates with you.
492
00:37:41,293 --> 00:37:42,893
Hey, Charlie.
493
00:37:47,933 --> 00:37:49,733
What do you think you're playing at?
494
00:37:49,801 --> 00:37:53,604
-Is this any way to treat a guest?
-Now, you listen to me.
495
00:37:53,705 --> 00:37:57,741
You are going to do exactly what we've told you
and stop dicking about.
496
00:37:57,809 --> 00:37:59,877
And what are you going to do if I don't?
497
00:37:59,978 --> 00:38:04,982
Are you going to cancel the wedding?
Tell Rebecca about your little scam?
498
00:38:05,617 --> 00:38:07,718
Or maybe I should.
499
00:38:09,921 --> 00:38:11,088
No?
500
00:38:25,403 --> 00:38:27,004
God, I love this place.
501
00:38:27,105 --> 00:38:31,408
-What's going on with you and Balanovsky?
-Come on. Chill out.
502
00:38:32,877 --> 00:38:34,812
He can afford it.
503
00:38:34,879 --> 00:38:38,682
Or maybe you want me to cut you in?
504
00:38:40,852 --> 00:38:44,154
Hey, come on. Why risk losing your job?
She's only a guest.
505
00:38:44,255 --> 00:38:46,657
Stay. Have a drink.
506
00:38:48,893 --> 00:38:53,731
-The whole wedding's fake?
-Now Alexis has completely lost the plot.
507
00:38:53,798 --> 00:38:56,033
I tried to tell Natasha, but she wouldn't listen.
508
00:38:56,134 --> 00:39:00,170
And if I do anything to stop the wedding,
then Alexis is gonna go and tell Rebecca.
509
00:39:00,238 --> 00:39:04,274
Why did you do it?
What do you need the money for?
510
00:39:04,376 --> 00:39:06,010
Are you in trouble?
511
00:39:06,845 --> 00:39:08,178
I am now.
512
00:39:08,246 --> 00:39:12,449
I'm probably going to lose me job over it.
I don't know what to do.
513
00:39:12,517 --> 00:39:15,119
Well, aren't you going to do
what we always do here?
514
00:39:15,220 --> 00:39:19,857
Put on such an amazing show that nobody
notices what's going on behind the scenes?
515
00:39:19,924 --> 00:39:22,526
Me and Tony can't do it by ourselves.
516
00:39:23,728 --> 00:39:26,096
So you have time for me
now that you need something?
517
00:39:26,164 --> 00:39:27,798
I'm sorry.
518
00:39:30,335 --> 00:39:35,305
If I help you, don't think for one second
you're off the hook for behaving like a tosser.
519
00:39:36,007 --> 00:39:40,244
I knew he wasn't a genuine guest.
See, I can spot a man with real money a mile off.
520
00:39:40,345 --> 00:39:42,246
Oh, your parents must be so proud.
521
00:39:42,347 --> 00:39:46,884
You can take the man out of the kitchen,
but you can't take the kitchen out of the man.
522
00:39:46,985 --> 00:39:49,720
It's the same with closets.
523
00:39:49,821 --> 00:39:54,091
I hope this wedding is still going ahead.
I got them that wonderful Bitto Valtellina cheese.
524
00:39:54,159 --> 00:39:55,759
The wedding is going to go ahead as planned.
525
00:39:55,860 --> 00:39:58,162
We need Mr Balanovsky
to get on that plane tomorrow night
526
00:39:58,263 --> 00:39:59,997
thinking that his daughter is happily married.
527
00:40:00,098 --> 00:40:02,466
Alexis is completely out of control,
528
00:40:02,534 --> 00:40:06,804
and the whole thing
is in danger of blowing up in our faces.
529
00:40:07,105 --> 00:40:08,205
We need your help.
530
00:40:08,306 --> 00:40:10,641
So, how much are you guys
making from the wedding?
531
00:40:10,742 --> 00:40:14,211
More to the point, what's our cut for helping you?
532
00:40:52,517 --> 00:40:55,619
The registrar has just arrived.
533
00:40:55,687 --> 00:40:57,821
-Have you spoken to him?
-Not yet.
534
00:40:59,457 --> 00:41:02,025
Are you sure you want to do this?
535
00:41:03,294 --> 00:41:06,697
-Do it.
-Her wedding, your funeral.
536
00:41:18,977 --> 00:41:23,080
Now, you've all got a copy of the legend.
537
00:41:23,181 --> 00:41:27,451
This will tell you everything you need to know
about Natasha, Alexis and their relationship.
538
00:41:27,519 --> 00:41:33,490
Mr Balanovsky is not a big talker,
but if you do speak to him, stick to the legend.
539
00:41:33,558 --> 00:41:37,327
If even one of you gets this wrong,
we're all dead in the water.
540
00:41:37,428 --> 00:41:39,963
Right. Good luck.
541
00:41:40,064 --> 00:41:43,901
-Who are they?
-Students from the hotel training college.
542
00:41:43,968 --> 00:41:48,238
-They're eager and they're cheap.
-Good idea.
543
00:41:49,574 --> 00:41:51,375
Good to meet you.
544
00:41:53,244 --> 00:41:56,180
So this is it, huh, Charlie? Wish me luck.
545
00:42:14,465 --> 00:42:17,801
Would it kill him to talk to his daughter
on her wedding day?
546
00:42:17,902 --> 00:42:19,770
-NATASHA: Papa.
-It's time.
547
00:43:18,863 --> 00:43:25,002
I declare that I know of no legal reason why I,
Natasha, may not be joined in marriage to Alexis.
548
00:43:25,737 --> 00:43:30,574
I now pronounce you man and wife.
You may kiss the bride.
549
00:43:41,419 --> 00:43:46,523
And I'd like to thank Vladimir
for paying for all this.
550
00:43:46,824 --> 00:43:50,627
Well, the guy's seriously loaded, so...
551
00:43:50,695 --> 00:43:53,330
Here's to you, Dad.
552
00:43:54,299 --> 00:43:59,002
And I'd like to thank Charlie, yes,
553
00:43:59,103 --> 00:44:02,572
and Tony who have made today the most...
554
00:44:07,345 --> 00:44:12,049
-Had Mr Mitrovski finished?
-Oh, yeah. He's definitely finished.
555
00:44:26,531 --> 00:44:29,066
-Enjoy.
-Thank you, Gino.
556
00:44:32,737 --> 00:44:35,005
You put everything back.
557
00:44:35,106 --> 00:44:38,508
-And now I want you to do something for me.
-Of course. Anything.
558
00:44:38,576 --> 00:44:40,977
I want you to call your wife.
559
00:44:41,746 --> 00:44:45,182
The longer you leave it before you call her,
the harder it's going to be.
560
00:44:45,249 --> 00:44:48,552
And we'll have to change the carpet eventually.
561
00:45:02,567 --> 00:45:04,267
Rebecca and Mark aren't in at the moment.
562
00:45:04,335 --> 00:45:08,905
Please leave a message after the tone,
and we'll get back to you.
563
00:45:08,973 --> 00:45:10,640
Mark, it's me.
564
00:45:12,744 --> 00:45:16,847
I know you're angry with me,
and you've every right to be.
565
00:45:16,948 --> 00:45:20,650
But we can't leave things like this.
566
00:45:20,752 --> 00:45:22,819
I need to see you.
567
00:45:24,088 --> 00:45:26,590
Call me. Please.
568
00:45:28,693 --> 00:45:30,060
Bye.
569
00:45:34,632 --> 00:45:36,633
(SEX BOMBPLAYING)
570
00:45:37,668 --> 00:45:39,002
Hi.
571
00:45:55,686 --> 00:46:01,024
Jackie. Looks like some sort of story
about Miss Balanovsky and her husband.
572
00:46:01,092 --> 00:46:04,127
I think it's part of some speech.
573
00:46:04,228 --> 00:46:07,063
-Where's Charlie?
-Don't know.
574
00:46:16,941 --> 00:46:18,175
Charlie.
575
00:46:19,410 --> 00:46:21,445
-Rebecca's got a copy of the legend.
-Oh, shit.
576
00:46:21,546 --> 00:46:24,181
-I thinkJackie managed to bluff her.
-I wouldn't bet on it.
577
00:46:24,248 --> 00:46:26,149
Don't look, but Rebecca's on her way over.
578
00:46:26,217 --> 00:46:28,018
-Where's Alexis and Natasha?
-Haven't a clue.
579
00:46:28,085 --> 00:46:30,554
Right, I'll see you in the lobby.
580
00:46:38,429 --> 00:46:43,266
Oh, Rebecca.
Unfortunately I have to fly back to Russia tonight.
581
00:46:43,334 --> 00:46:47,337
Perhaps you could help me find my daughter
so I can say goodbye.
582
00:46:47,405 --> 00:46:49,139
-Of course.
-Good.
583
00:46:51,476 --> 00:46:54,411
They're not in the bar or the restaurant.
584
00:46:55,780 --> 00:46:57,747
-Hello.
-Charlie.
585
00:47:00,151 --> 00:47:03,019
-ALEXIS: Sweetie, don't do that.
-It's Alexis, he's crazy.
586
00:47:03,087 --> 00:47:04,454
Ben.
587
00:47:11,062 --> 00:47:13,830
The sweetest song that I could sing
588
00:47:13,898 --> 00:47:19,503
Oh baby, oh baby, yeah
589
00:47:20,905 --> 00:47:25,542
Oh, she marries me, but she won't screw me.
590
00:47:26,277 --> 00:47:27,310
Women.
591
00:47:27,378 --> 00:47:30,947
If you've so much as touched her, you're gonna
be sorry that you ever walked into this hotel.
592
00:47:31,015 --> 00:47:33,850
What are you going to do, Charlie boy?
593
00:47:33,951 --> 00:47:38,788
You can't do anything.
I'm a guest, and you're staff.
594
00:47:40,725 --> 00:47:43,827
-King of the world!
-Always hated that film.
595
00:47:44,428 --> 00:47:46,530
ALEXIS: Take your hands off me!
596
00:47:46,631 --> 00:47:48,298
NATASHA: Charlie, don't!
597
00:47:49,534 --> 00:47:51,101
ALEXIS: Get off me!
598
00:47:51,168 --> 00:47:53,470
-What the hell is going on?
-Nothing.
599
00:47:53,538 --> 00:47:55,372
Natasha, what is this?
600
00:47:55,473 --> 00:47:59,342
See how your staff
treat an important guest, Miss Mitchell.
601
00:47:59,410 --> 00:48:02,946
-Charlie, explain yourself.
-It's not Charlie's fault.
602
00:48:05,216 --> 00:48:07,450
I barely knew Alexis.
603
00:48:08,586 --> 00:48:11,555
I only married him so I could stay in England.
604
00:48:12,890 --> 00:48:16,293
You make fool of me, spend all my money.
605
00:48:16,394 --> 00:48:19,796
You! I pay you to look after my daughter.
This is the way you treat me, huh?
606
00:48:19,864 --> 00:48:21,865
-I had no idea this was going on...
-All of you!
607
00:48:21,933 --> 00:48:26,136
-You're worse than a bunch of prostitutes.
-You liked it when it suits you.
608
00:48:26,237 --> 00:48:30,774
-You... You shut your mouth.
-Or maybe you shut your mouth.
609
00:48:30,875 --> 00:48:33,209
Or maybe I tell your daughter
you paid me a hundred grand
610
00:48:33,311 --> 00:48:36,379
to take her back to Russia after the wedding.
611
00:48:38,382 --> 00:48:40,150
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
612
00:48:41,452 --> 00:48:45,555
ALEXIS: So you are all prostitutes.
Except your daughter.
613
00:48:45,623 --> 00:48:49,192
It's my wedding night, you know,
and I get nothing.
614
00:48:51,329 --> 00:48:53,997
Mr Balanovsky,
I swear I had no idea this was going on.
615
00:48:54,065 --> 00:48:57,033
-But I assure you that I'll do every...
-Victor.
616
00:48:58,502 --> 00:49:03,573
I want you to buy this hotel.
Yes, pay whatever it takes.
617
00:49:03,674 --> 00:49:08,545
Appoint a recruitment company.
We're going to need new management team.
618
00:49:11,315 --> 00:49:14,184
All of you, start looking for new jobs.
619
00:49:14,251 --> 00:49:19,456
And you, you go pack.
You're coming back to Russia with me.
620
00:49:25,129 --> 00:49:26,930
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
621
00:49:31,702 --> 00:49:33,303
You bribed a registrar,
622
00:49:33,371 --> 00:49:36,606
risked the hotel's wedding licence,
bumped a regular event,
623
00:49:36,707 --> 00:49:39,776
deceived one of our most important guests,
lied to me,
624
00:49:39,877 --> 00:49:42,412
and worst of all, you got caught!
625
00:49:42,513 --> 00:49:44,914
-Rebecca...
-I don't want to hear it!
626
00:49:44,982 --> 00:49:48,551
Now, I'm going to have to call the owner
and beg him not to sell out to Balanovsky.
627
00:49:48,619 --> 00:49:51,287
What am I supposed to say to him?
628
00:49:51,389 --> 00:49:52,789
-Well...
-Shut up!
629
00:49:52,857 --> 00:49:54,391
Yeah.
630
00:49:56,193 --> 00:49:59,863
I should make sure every hotel in the world
knows how badly you screwed up.
631
00:49:59,930 --> 00:50:03,833
You won't be able to get a job washing plates.
Now get out.
632
00:50:11,308 --> 00:50:13,076
She's really scary.
633
00:50:30,594 --> 00:50:32,495
TONY: Hundred grand for his daughter.
What a scumbag.
634
00:50:55,786 --> 00:50:57,987
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
635
00:51:14,905 --> 00:51:16,940
You really think this is going to work?
636
00:51:17,041 --> 00:51:20,677
If you're stuck in a lift,
what else is there to do but talk?
637
00:51:24,982 --> 00:51:28,384
How long do you think they'll need?
They've been in there almost an hour.
638
00:51:28,452 --> 00:51:32,989
Well, I guess if they haven't sorted it out by now,
they never will.
639
00:51:33,057 --> 00:51:36,793
-This is your cut from the suppliers.
-Thanks.
640
00:52:04,622 --> 00:52:08,858
Could you please take
my daughter's case back to her room?
641
00:52:08,959 --> 00:52:10,960
Of course.
642
00:52:11,028 --> 00:52:14,264
And I believe this is yours, sir.
643
00:52:15,900 --> 00:52:21,437
I hope it's not too late to get drink in the bar.
All this talking is thirsty work.
644
00:52:24,375 --> 00:52:29,279
Oh, and tell Miss Mitchell
that I won't be buying her hotel.
645
00:52:29,346 --> 00:52:31,781
Who wants a hotel where the lifts don't work?
646
00:52:31,882 --> 00:52:33,550
(LAUGHING)
647
00:53:03,814 --> 00:53:06,015
You spoke to your wife?
648
00:53:06,116 --> 00:53:10,787
We're going to give things another try.
I'm going to get some help.
649
00:53:11,021 --> 00:53:16,159
I've arranged for a taxi to take you
straight home. You're doing the right thing.
650
00:53:18,495 --> 00:53:22,999
-And what about you, Miss Mitchell?
-I'm working on it.
651
00:53:24,869 --> 00:53:29,672
Gino made you a Martini for the journey.
There's three olives inside the lid.
652
00:53:31,175 --> 00:53:32,976
Goodbye, Mr Daniels.
653
00:53:34,712 --> 00:53:37,213
Goodbye, Miss Mitchell.
654
00:53:38,749 --> 00:53:40,617
And thank you.
655
00:53:46,824 --> 00:53:49,425
Fly, fly away, little bird.
656
00:53:49,493 --> 00:53:53,196
Do gay men get some kind of training
in how to be camp?
657
00:53:58,035 --> 00:54:00,236
There's nothing to afraid of.
658
00:54:15,252 --> 00:54:17,253
Are you sure you're all right?
659
00:54:18,789 --> 00:54:20,957
-Please, in here.
-Are you sure, sir?
660
00:54:30,501 --> 00:54:36,372
Thieving bastards!
I'm married to her. I won't let her divorce me.
661
00:54:36,473 --> 00:54:39,242
-She's my wife!
-Is she?
662
00:54:39,310 --> 00:54:42,078
Have you met Paul, our new security guard?
663
00:54:42,146 --> 00:54:45,915
Bears a striking resemblance to the registrar,
doesn't he?
664
00:54:47,217 --> 00:54:50,253
-You're not married to anyone.
-Bastards!
665
00:54:56,694 --> 00:54:58,261
Thank you.
666
00:54:58,362 --> 00:55:01,297
All right, Charlie, what's going on?
667
00:55:05,469 --> 00:55:10,073
-Here's the five grand that you need for Ibiza.
-Nice one, mate.
668
00:55:10,140 --> 00:55:13,943
Looks like I won't be needing
to put in that application form after all, eh?
669
00:55:14,044 --> 00:55:17,280
-I'll send you a cheque as soon as I'm earning.
-Yeah.
670
00:55:25,856 --> 00:55:29,792
I hope you were telling that gobby little oik
he shouldn't be parking there.
671
00:55:29,860 --> 00:55:33,296
Don't worry,
we won't be seeing him around any more.
672
00:55:51,015 --> 00:55:56,119
-I hear you're going back to Russia.
-Just for the summer. Spend some time with dad.
673
00:55:56,420 --> 00:56:01,324
Turns out he's actually a bit lonely.
Then we're both moving to London.
674
00:56:01,558 --> 00:56:05,795
-Well, I'll have your suite ready.
-I'll be getting a flat.
675
00:56:06,030 --> 00:56:11,200
I can't spend the rest of my life living in hotels.
It's not real, is it?
676
00:56:15,806 --> 00:56:17,974
Goodbye, Miss Balanovsky.
677
00:56:18,976 --> 00:56:21,044
Goodbye, Mr Edwards.
678
00:56:34,858 --> 00:56:38,961
-I'm sorry.
-I'm not sure that's good enough, Charlie.
679
00:56:41,265 --> 00:56:42,999
Any word from the hospital on Mr Daniels?
680
00:56:43,067 --> 00:56:45,902
Oh, just a few cuts and bruises.
His wife collected him.
681
00:56:46,003 --> 00:56:50,907
Mr Balanovsky just settled in cash.
So, maybe you'd like to pop that in the safe?
682
00:56:53,644 --> 00:56:56,279
CHARLIE: We can do many things
for long-term guests
683
00:56:56,346 --> 00:56:59,949
and living in a hotel
might seem like an attractive option.
684
00:57:01,085 --> 00:57:05,721
But don't stay too long
because there are some things we can't do.
685
00:57:05,789 --> 00:57:09,926
We can't solve all of your problems.
That's down to you.
686
00:57:27,277 --> 00:57:28,978
-Mr Henderson?
-Yeah, speaking.
687
00:57:29,079 --> 00:57:30,313
-Hello.
-Hello.
688
00:57:30,380 --> 00:57:32,348
My name's Rebecca Mitchell.
689
00:57:32,416 --> 00:57:36,619
I wanted to talk to you
about someone who used to work for you.
690
00:57:45,262 --> 00:57:46,996
But he looks so scruffy.
691
00:57:47,064 --> 00:57:50,066
Anna, when you're a millionaire,
there's no need to flash designer labels.
692
00:57:50,167 --> 00:57:52,401
I have a very specific request.
693
00:57:52,469 --> 00:57:54,337
If you get caught, you'll get the sack, you know.
694
00:57:54,438 --> 00:57:55,838
Sorry about that.
695
00:57:55,906 --> 00:57:59,008
-You offer quite a service.
-We are five star.
696
00:57:59,076 --> 00:58:02,712
These people cannot afford to eat in this house,
but they would love to.
697
00:58:02,779 --> 00:58:06,082
-You vandalised my car.
-You vandalised our wedding vows.
698
00:58:06,483 --> 00:58:08,885
I've been asked out on a date for tonight.
699
00:58:09,820 --> 00:58:12,788
I think your husband is a very lucky man.
700
00:58:13,090 --> 00:58:16,359
So you haven't got anyone special to go home to?
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Do you ever just feel like,
well, having a bit of fun?
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