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What? What did you... What?
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I still love you.
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I know I shouldn't even
be here telling you this.
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You're with Chandler, a guy I really like.
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You say he's straight, I'll believe you.
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After seeing you, I knew if I didn't
tell you I'd always regret it.
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Letting you go was
the stupidest thing I ever did.
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You're really not
supposed to be back here.
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I'm sorry. I know this is
the wrong time and the wrong place...
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...but I had to tell you.
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I want to spend my life with you
and marry you.
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I want to have kids with you.
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Oh, my God.
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Why don't they put chairs back here?
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I know this is crazy, but am I too late?
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Yes, you're too late.
Where was all this three years ago?
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I know. I was an idiot.
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And I tried to forget you. I really did.
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After we had lunch last year,
I spent six months in Africa trying to forget.
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- What were you doing in Africa?
- Working with blind kids.
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What are you doing to me?
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Look, I...
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I'm sorry, but it's not gonna happen.
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That's fine. I'll walk away.
And I'll never bother you again.
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Only if you tell me Chandler's
willing to give you everything I am.
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Well, he is. I mean...
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...marriage is all he talks about.
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My goodness.
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In fact, I'm the one making him wait.
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- You are?
- Yeah.
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- Why?
- Why?
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Because of the government.
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Isn't it incredible?
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Monica and Chandler
are getting married.
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I know. They'll be so happy together.
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Two best friends in love.
How often does that happen?
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- Not that often.
- No.
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I'm so happy for them.
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Me too. So happy for them.
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I'm so happy and not at all jealous.
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- Oh, no! God, definitely not jealous.
- Mm-mm.
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I'm probably 98 percent happy
and maybe 2 percent jealous.
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What's 2 percent? That's nothing.
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Totally.
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- I'm like 90-10.
- Yeah. Me too.
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Hey, have you guys seen Chandler?
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No. But you know who
was looking for you?
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Tennille.
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So that marriage stuff
you were saying yesterday?
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- You don't really believe that.
- Sure, I do.
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In fact, I think the whole concept
of marriage is unnatural.
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Look at pigs. Let's take
a second here and look at pigs.
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Pigs don't mate for life.
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A pig can have 100 sexual partners
in a lifetime.
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And that's just an ordinary pig,
not even a pig that's good at sports.
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Wait a minute.
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Are you telling me
you may never want to get married?
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Never say never, but, probably...
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...yeah, never.
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Oh, my God.
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Then what are we even doing?
What is this?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
what is all this pressure?
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Is this some new strategy?
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Why don't you put down your copy
of The Rules, huh, man-trap?
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You know what? I gotta go.
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It's okay. I got a plan.
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- We're gonna find love.
- Definitely.
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Yeah, I'm pretty confident about that.
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That's what makes it so easy to be
80 percent happy for Monica and Chandler.
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- Would be nice to have a guarantee.
- What do you mean?
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Some people make deals with a friend.
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Like if neither of them are married
by 40, they marry each other.
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- You mean a backup?
- Exactly.
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Yeah, yeah. I've got that.
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- You do?
- Mm-hm.
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- Who?
- Joey?
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- Joey? Are you serious?
- Yeah.
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Yeah, I locked him in years ago.
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Wait. So if neither of you are
married by 40, you'll marry Joey?
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Yep. We shook on it.
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Yeah. But believe me, that is not
how he wanted to seal the deal.
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Seriously?
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I think his exact words were...
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[PURRS]
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Charming.
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- Ah, he's just a backup.
- Yeah.
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Hey, Monica.
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Have you seen Rachel? Or a mirror?
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It's for my boat. Cool, huh?
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Yeah, it's great.
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What's the matter? Talk to the captain.
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Just realizing
I'm in a dead-end relationship.
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Chandler's giving you a hard time?
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I don't want to get married tomorrow.
But I want to believe...
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...we're going somewhere,
that I'm not wasting my time.
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- You know Chandler.
- No, I don't know Chandler.
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Not anymore.
It's like something's changed.
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Maybe you changed.
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I didn't change.
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Maybe that's the problem.
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- What?
- Chandler is a complex fellow.
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One who is unlikely to take a wife.
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Does he think I'll just
wait around for nothing?
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Face it. Chandler is against marriage.
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And always will be.
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Well, there's some people
who do want to marry me.
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- There are?
- Yeah. Richard.
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Richard said he wants to marry you?
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- And Chandler says he hates marriage?
- That's right.
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Chandler loves marriage!
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You just told me he hates marriage!
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That he's a complex fellow
who's unlikely to take a wife!
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That he's against marriage
and always will be!
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You got that from what I said?
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[KNOCKING]
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- Rach.
- Hey, you.
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- Hey, come on in.
- Thank you.
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I'm so sorry
to hear about you and Elizabeth.
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Thanks. Yeah, I really thought
we'd be able to make it work.
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I guess it just wasn't meant to be.
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Yeah. Love.
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It's a tricky business, isn't it?
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I guess so.
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So, what do you say we make a pact?
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If you and I are both single by 40,
we get married.
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I mean, we know each other,
we like each other...
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...we've already slept together,
so there'll be no surprises there.
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No, like, "What's that?"
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- Oh, you want me to be your backup.
- Exactly.
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Oh, yeah. I already have one.
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- Who?
- Phoebe.
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Phoebe?
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But she just said Joey is her backup.
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Oh, I don't think so.
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I just spoke with her.
She said that she and Joey made a deal.
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That's impossible.
We have had a deal for years.
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We shook on it.
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Although, believe me,
she wanted to do a lot more than that.
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Where have you been?
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I was making a coconut phone
with the Professor.
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Richard told Monica
he wants to marry her.
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- What?
- I've been looking for you.
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Stop messing with her!
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And I would have if these damn
boat shoes wouldn't keep flying off!
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- Oh, my God!
- I know! They suck!
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He's not supposed to ask her
to marry him! I am!
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- I know!
- What...?
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You know what I'll do?
I'll go over there and kick his ass!
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Will you help me?
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Look, us getting our asses kicked
is not a solution.
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Okay?
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- Look, just go and find Monica.
- You're right.
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I'm gonna get the ring...
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...I'll go find her...
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...and I'll propose!
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Dude! Dude! Dude!
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That coconut phone
might be good for the boat.
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[KNOCKING]
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Hi.
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I don't know why I'm here.
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I didn't ask.
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You want to come in?
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I don't know.
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Oh, okay.
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I'll just leave the door open
and go sit on the couch.
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Chandler is such an idiot!
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Drink?
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- Scotch on the...
- Rocks with a twist?
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I remember.
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- You still smoking cigars?
- Uh...
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No, no. That's art.
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If it bothers you, I can put my art out.
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No, that's okay.
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So, Monica...
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...let me ask you a question.
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Since we broke up, do you ever...
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...think about me?
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Actually, I thought about you
a couple months ago.
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- Really?
- Yeah, but it's because I...
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...had an eye exam,
and I don't like my new eye doctor.
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- Who is it?
- Edward Nevsky.
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Yeah, he's no good.
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Do you ever think about me in...
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...a non-eye-doctor way?
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No.
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Ah.
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Because getting over you was
the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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I never let myself think about you.
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[MOUTHS]
Wow.
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Phoebe, you picked Joey and Ross?
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You can't have two backups!
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Of course I can.
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It's just good sense
to back up your backup.
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- Look, I've already lost Chandler.
- What?
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Hey, Phoebe!
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We're both backups?
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How could you do this to me?
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What are you complaining about?
You were both aware of the situation.
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- I was not!
- No, we weren't!
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This kind of back talk
isn't gonna fly when we're married.
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You can't have both. Pick one.
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- Pick me!
- No, pick me!
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I don't want to end up an old maid.
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Well, let's see.
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Ross is a good father.
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But...
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...Joey has a boat. This is hard.
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This is crazy. I want to switch to Rachel.
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I want to switch too.
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PHOEBE:
No, wait! Okay, just wait!
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Wait, guys.
Don't make any rash decisions.
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Remember my promise:
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If we get married, three times a week.
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Oh, my God. Phoebe...
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I'm talking about massages.
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[MOUTHS]
No, I'm not.
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I know how to settle this.
Here's what we'll do.
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I'll write "Joey"...
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...on one napkin.
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And I'm going to write "Ross"
on the other napkin...
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...and we'll pick one.
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That person will be our backup.
Here we go.
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JOEY: That sounds fair.
ROSS: All right.
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Good. Switching them up.
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Ooh...
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- Pick one.
- Left.
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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- Ross.
- Joey.
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- We should just switch.
- Absolutely.
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I miss this apartment.
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Now, this is a grownup's apartment.
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- I should be with a grownup, you know?
- Yeah.
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You're saying you need to be
with someone more mature.
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Maybe someone with...
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...a license to practice medicine.
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Or a mustache.
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Let's face it. I'm not a kid anymore.
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I need to be with someone
who wants the same things.
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Coming to my work and telling me
you love me, I want that!
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Talking about pig sex over lunch,
I don't want that!
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I think that's fair.
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Fair? Please.
Don't even talk to me about fair.
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Fair would've been you
wanting to marry me then.
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Or Chandler wanting to marry me now.
245
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Believe me, nothing about this
is fair. Nothing.
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- Nothing! Nothing!
- It's okay.
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Hey. Shh.
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Nothing.
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I don't know.
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I know.
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Yeah, I... I...
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I have to figure...
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...some stuff, before I can...
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Yeah, I understand.
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Take as much time as you want.
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Ten, 20 minutes, if you need it.
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I'll be here. Not smoking.
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[KNOCKING]
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- Chandler.
- Where is she?
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I'm not scared of you.
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She's not here. And please come in.
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Scotch on the rocks...
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...with a twist, on a coaster.
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Monica? Monica?
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Okay, she was here. But she left.
266
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Where did she go?
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She said she had to think things over.
268
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Oh, my God. I can't believe this.
I thought you were a good guy.
269
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Oh, hey. Look, nothing happened.
270
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Nothing happened? Nothing?
You didn't tell her you love her?
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Well, all right, one thing happened.
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You know what you did?
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My girlfriend is thinking things over.
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You made my girlfriend think!
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Well, I'm sorry.
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What's to think about? I love her.
277
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Well, apparently I'm willing
to offer her things that you are not.
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I'm willing to offer her those things.
This was just a plan.
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To throw her off so when I offered
all these things, she'd be surprised.
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If it helps, it worked very well.
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It was working till you showed up,
you big tree.
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This isn't fair.
283
00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:42,125
You had your chance with her,
and you blew it!
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This is my chance and I won't blow it...
285
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...because we are meant for each other.
286
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And this has all just been
one stupid mistake!
287
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I was gonna propose tonight.
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You were?
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00:16:58,434 --> 00:16:59,934
Yeah, I even...
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...got a ring.
291
00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:04,313
Did you get a ring?
292
00:17:04,648 --> 00:17:06,274
No, I don't have a ring.
293
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You go get her.
294
00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:19,120
And can I give you a piece of advice?
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If you do get her...
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...don't let her go.
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Trust me.
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You know, Richard, you are a good guy.
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I know.
300
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I hate that.
301
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- Dude.
- I've gotta find Monica.
302
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She's gone.
303
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:59,243
- What?
- She had a bag and she left.
304
00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:01,454
- What?
- She was crying.
305
00:18:01,705 --> 00:18:04,916
She said you want different things
and she needs to think.
306
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:07,543
Why didn't you tell her it was a plan?
307
00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:11,047
I did! I told her everything.
She wouldn't believe me.
308
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:12,423
Well, where...?
309
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:13,883
Where did she go?
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To her parents'.
She said you shouldn't call.
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But if I were you, I would.
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00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:21,599
Can't believe I ruined this.
313
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I am so sorry, man.
314
00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:37,365
You wanted it to be a surprise.
315
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Oh, my God.
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Chandler...
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...in all my life...
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...I never thought I would be so lucky...
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...as to fall in love with my best...
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My best...
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- There's a reason why girls don't do this!
- Okay, okay, okay.
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I'll do it. I thought...
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Wait, I can do this.
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[SNIFFLES]
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I thought that it mattered...
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...what I said or where I said it.
327
00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:41,345
Then I realized...
328
00:19:41,805 --> 00:19:44,891
...the only thing that matters is that you...
329
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:52,857
You make me happier
than I ever thought I could be.
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[CRIES]
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And if you let me...
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...I will spend the rest of my life
trying to make you feel the same way.
333
00:20:11,835 --> 00:20:13,461
Monica...
334
00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:16,714
...will you marry me?
335
00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:20,551
Yes.
336
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:36,776
I knew you were likely to take a wife!
337
00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:42,281
JOEY: Can we come in yet?
We're dying out here!
338
00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:45,076
Come in! Come in!
339
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:48,913
We're engaged!
340
00:20:54,169 --> 00:20:55,419
RACHEL:
Oh!
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00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:58,714
This is the least jealous I've ever been!
342
00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:02,385
Oh, no, wait! This is wrong!
Ross isn't here!
343
00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:03,844
JOEY: Oh.
MONICA: Oh.
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00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:07,390
He's done it three times.
He knows what it's about!
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GROUP:
Yeah.
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[ERIC CLAPTON'S "WONDERFUL TONIGHT"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
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Oh, my darling
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You were wonderful tonight
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00:21:52,477 --> 00:21:54,478
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