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Big Brother, why don't the others have to practice calligraphy?

Why am I the only one?

I don't know either, Siu-lone. But we must obey Master's words.

Since it must be done, you might as well do a good job of it.

Siu-lone!

Master.

How is your calligraphy coming along? Let me take a look.

Come on. Show me.

Siu-lone, I implore you to not only practice your calligraphy,

but practice your heart as well.

Chung Hoi.

Siu-lone is a gifted child, but a child nonetheless.

I think the only way is to let him see the outside world.

But Master, the outside world is full of danger.

Chung Hoi, I'm placing him in your hands.

I will do my best.

Master.

Master.

Siu-lone will obey the teachings of Master.

But, Master, can you tell Siu-lone how to seek the heart of Buddha?

When you have Buddha in your heart, it will come to you.

Master...

Don't worry, Little Brother. You have me on your side.

You will find whatever you're looking for.

Don't worry, Siu-lone, I'm sure Buddha will bless you.

I know.

Siu-lone, we're sorry that we can't go with you.

It's quite all right.

Doesn't matter. There are many ways to help.

Big Brother, this is the best I can do. Will it do?

Not really. But we'll get there! Next!

- Four hundred. - That's more like it.

- Two hundred. - Is that all?

- Five hundred. - You're a great help!

- Watch out! - A coach!

We need a ride!

What are you doing?

We're not going on foot, are we?

That horse-drawn buggy? You are so backward.

You think this is Monk Tang seeking sutra in ancient times?

We're in the 90's!

The bus is here!

Now this is more update!

Driver, please call me when we get to the terminal.

Sure. No problem.

Sit tight, everyone.

Lam!

Brother Fung, I can always count on seeing you on occasions like these.

You can bet on it!

This auction was practically put together just for me!

Looks like we have another competitor.

You're not even in my league! Don't flatter yourself!

You're quite a joker, aren't you?

Who said I was joking? Who has time to joke with you?

Don't pretend to be an antique expert!

How much do you know about antiques anyway?

You...

Just take a look at my woman's hair, and you'll have an idea how much I know.

My boss...

What boss? Who asked you?

Isn't this priceless? The Big Head Buddha excavated in Shensi!

I'm sorry, Sir. You may not go in with a hat.

How about a necktie?

Keep this for me.

Deal!

Are you serious or have you lost your mind?

You spent 10 million dollars on a broken piece of ceramic?

Let me tell you. I've tons of these at my house.

You can come pick some for yourselves. He is just too cute!

Ladies and gentlemen, we've now come to our most precious item.

It is the Big Buddha Head of Shensi.

This Big Buddha Head is the origin of all Buddha.

All other Buddhists were based on this one.

Our opening bid is 30 million with increments of 10 million.

Terrific.

40 million. 50 million. More than 50 million?

60 million! Anyone bids more than 60 million?

Anyone? 70 million! 80 million. 90 million.

90 million. More than 90 million?

- 90 million dollars going once! - That's enough, buster!

How dare you fight with me over this?

90 million dollars going twice! Anyone for more than 90 million dollars?

90 million going for a third time! Sold for $90 million!

Are you all right? How are you? Are you all right? Don't scare me.

Hurry! Get him out of here! Let's go!

How is it? Are you feeling better?

Boss, are you all right?

Why are you still standing here? Go get me the Buddha head!

Yes, Sir.

Don't be so upset, Brother Fung. That was your brother.

I'm sure you can work something out.

I just don't know what's with him. He is always against me.

We were born of the same mother.

Why was I born so brilliant, and he with a screw loose in his head?!

The only good thing about antiques is the profit.

But no! He would either return the pieces to their original owner,

or turn them in to the museum.

Am I right? Am I right?

You are absolutely right. But that's all right.

You've lost this Buddha head. I'll find you one that's better.

I've already promised to deliver this one to the Arab!

Go get me back that Buddha head now!

Yes.

Mr. Chung, your brother has just left with the Buddha head.

I know. So what?

But Mr. Chung, he asked me to give you the bill.

Bastard!

He's spent all my money!

Brother Fung! Are you all right, Brother Fung?

I will get it back, even if I have to go to hell!

It's beautiful! We're here! Big Brother, wake up!

There is so much to see! Get up!

It's all so beautiful!

We're really here!

Come on, Big Brother. We're here!

Oh, it is really beautiful!

We're all at the peak of our youth. We must look for excitement!

We'll have to look up the saunas, karaoke bars...

and don't forget beauty salons too!

But first things first. We must first fill our stomachs.

Then there's no turning back! This is our plan!

Sounds great!

Now let's take a look at the map.

Be careful.

Watch out, kid!

- Big Brother, are you all right? - I am fine.

Let's go.

Let me take a picture first.

Big Brother, forget the pictures!

We're in trouble! Let's go!

Roast duck bun... super hamburger... Preserved veggie and meat bun.

Meatball and corn bun. Wow, they really have everything!

Miss, what do you recommend?

Master, we don't sell vegetarian buns here.

Big Brother, we can't eat meat.

But the meat buns smell so good!

Thank you for reminding me, but let me tell you this.

Meat and wine will pass, but Buddha stays in our hearts.

Do you understand?

Let me see what's good here.

Big Brother, this one looks big enough for all of us.

All right, we'll give it a try.

Siu-lone, what would you like?

I don't want anything. This is not even a wheat bun!

Even we can accept new food. Why is a child like you so stubborn?

Miss, I would like a giant hamburger.

One moment please.

Thank you.

That one is so big, and this one is so small!

Let's beat her up!

This is yours.

It's delicious! Delicious! It's really something!

This is the perfect taste for monks!

Yeah!

Big Brother, you said riding the subway is really comfortable!

But look at me now!

That depends on what your definition of comfort is.

Big Brother, when will I seek the heart of the Buddha?

Siu-lone, centuries ago, when Monk Tang went searching for the sutra,

he had to go all the way to India!

To search for the truth of Buddhism, you can't just wait around.

It's better to travel 10,000 miles than to read 10,000 books.

Excuse me. Excuse me please.

Siu-lone! Siu-lone, where are you?

How did you get up there?

I was shoved up here.

I thought we've lost you.

That guy is stealing!

Pick pocket!

Don't try to run!

You can't get away!

Excuse me! Excuse me!

Get out of my way!

Get away!

Still trying to run?

Big Brother, you block the train, I'll save the kid.

All right.

Get lost!

Get out of my way!

He took off! Go after him!

Siu-lone! Siu-lone!

Big Brother, what do we do now?

Excuse me...

You thief! Hand over what you just stole!

Little monk, you have the wrong man!

Big Brother, beat him up for me!

It really wasn't me! You've made a mistake!

Do you think Siu-lone might have gone back to Shaolin Temple?

No way! It's so much fun out here. Would you go back if you were him?

You're right. But we must find him.

I know. Our most important task now is to find Siu-lone.

We promised Master that we'll take good care of him.

What is it, Big Brother?

Why are you lying here?

I'm waiting for Siu-lone.

All right, you wait here. I'll go get a pager.

When Siu-lone shows up, you can page me.

Big Brother, wait up!

Big Brother!

Big Brother!

Little monk, do you want a drink too?

No, thanks.

Don't be shy. Come on.

Please... Have a heart... Take pity on this poor little cripple...

Mister, please take pity...

Mister? I'm a woman!

Queer!

Go beg somewhere else or you'll get run over here!

I'm warning you. Don't ever bump into me again,

or you'll really be sorry!

Please... Take pity... on this poor little cripple...

Madam, please take pity on me. I haven't eaten for days!

Any money would help. A ten? What can I buy with a ten?

The cost of living is so high nowadays!

Well, how about a hundred then? Now you have more than enough, right?

Yes... you are too kind! Bye!

It's so noisy!

Let me count...

Little boy.

Are you all right? Do you need help crossing the street?

Mind your own business!

This is none of your business! Mind your own driving!

Madam, my stomach is growling. Can you give me something to eat?

Are you really hungry? An empty stomach is hard to bear.

- My treat to you. Take it. - I'd better not. Thank you anyway.

Go ahead. Doesn't it smell good?

It's roasted lamb! Come on, kid, have some.

It's not bad!

Boss, my stomach is growling. Can you give me a bun?

A bun? No problem at all. Take all you want.

- Here. Have this one. - Thank you.

You bastards! Stealing my buns?

You can have them back!

I can have them? You thief!

I am not a thief!

You're not a thief? Have you paid for the bun?

Come on! Run, you fool!

Don't you worry, I'll catch him for you!

You both are mine!

- Let me borrow this! - What are you doing?

Where is the thief?

Where did he go?

- What are you doing? - Sorry.

- Here, take it back! - Don't you run!

Want to try my cotton power bomb?

Don't you run!

Where is the thief?

Invincible canon! We'll see how you block this one!

Go to hell!

Go to hell! I'll shoot you!

Still want to run!

Don't run! You thief!. Why did you have to steal?

Brother Bully, you're back!

Did you bring us anything to eat, Brother Bully?

We're so hungry!

You can arrest me.

But before you do that, please let me feed these little ones.

Here you go. Fill up your tummies now.

This may very well be the last time I can bring you food.

Frankly, your taking me in may be a blessing.

There's just no way I could take care of so many of them.

You take me in, the worst is I'll go to jail.

But these kids will have no one to care for them anymore.

They are so pitiful!

They must listen to my music before they would sleep.

Stop playing! Your music is too sad!

Are you still going to arrest me?

You two thieves! You're both mine!

You give me back my buns!

Let go of me, Big Beard! Let go! Let go!

We are not thieves! No, I'm not a thief. He's a thief!

But he is a kind-hearted thief!

A kind-hearted thief?

Come on, let's go!

We are not thieves!

You two thieves! I'm going to mince your flesh to make meat buns.

You'd better stay back, or I'm going to let you have it!

We'll see about that!

Take it easy. This knife is very sharp!

I'm out of here!

You were incredible!

He was lucky he got away quickly, or I'll mince his meat!

You were great! Bravo! Bravo!

Your two brothers are both bald. They should not be too hard to find.

I thought so too.

But I had no luck with the last two baldheads I saw.

It's stylish to have shaved heads nowadays.

Little Bully, you'd better not steal anymore.

I've no problem with that, but what about the kids?

You have to depend on yourself. You have to work for a living.

Depend on myself?

That'll have to depend on how talented you are!

Let's split!

Wait up!

Hey, you haven't paid for your food!

Move faster, will you? It's not my fault if you get caught!

It's always like this! Count me out next time!

Smelly tofu.

What was that?

What is this crap? Taste horrible!

Let's go!

- You haven't paid yet! You're lucky we don't beat you up!

ShowTime! ShowTime!

Real kungfu from Shaolin Temple. Don't miss out!

A dollar a person. Your best bargain around.

The first performance. Break a stone with a bare chest.

Little Bully, you may start.

Are you all right, Little Bully?

I'm fine. Sorry for the slight miscalculation.

Was that incredible or what?

Pay up if you liked it. Come on. Pay up!

I shouldn't have let you drag me into this!

You're always nothing but trouble.

Wait!

Let me do it myself.

Bravo!

Thank you.

Bravo, Fatty!

Little Bully is the greatest! Little Bully is the best!

Was I great or what?

He was really something.

With your donation, I'll work even harder.

Our next performance is even more amazing.

What are you looking at? Looking for a beating?

I'll break your bones next time!

"CINDERELLA"

Miss, that magazine is not for you. Let me recommend a fashion magazine.

Inside is the latest fashions. It's perfect for you.

No, thanks. I'm just browsing.

Genuine wild ginseng.

Mister, come take a look.

It's wild ginseng.

What are you asking for?

Just two thousand dollars.

Two thousand dollars?

Two thousand dollars for this? I can buy ginseng this quality anywhere!

That's impossible! Wild ginseng is rare.

This fool looks like a perfect target. You know what to do.

I got it.

Boss, is your ginseng genuine or not? I suspect they're bogus!

I wouldn't sell bogus ginseng! They're all genuine!

Don't say that I didn't warn you. I know a lot of cops.

If you're selling bogus ginseng, I'll have you arrested.

If you know what's good for you, you would sell them to us cheap.

Old man, listen to him. $200 is more than they're worth!

I'll take some home. If they're fake, I'll have you arrested!

You hear me?

Two hundred is not even enough to cover my cost!

You're going to wipe me out!

If you get arrested, you won't even have that $200.

I won't steer you wrong. That's it then.

You can't do this!

What a good deal for $200!

What's wrong with you? Where are your eyes?

I'm sorry. I'll pick it up for you.

- Sorry. - It's alright.

That girl is a looker!

Damn! I've been robbed!

The show is now over. You know what to do! Pay up please.

Come on! Pay up!

That's not very much at all. What do we do now?

Looks like it's up to me.

I'll now perform a long lost Shaolin stance.

It's called the "Super Invincible Dicky"!

Watch carefully!

Thank you.

Thank you.

What you just saw was only possible after special training.

Please do not, I repeat, do not try it at home.

Remarkable! My "dicky" is unbelievable!

The more you give, the longer and faster I'll swing.

Bravo. Bravo.

Come on. Keep the money coming. The more you give, the more I'll swing.

Thank you, Mister.

Come again.

Check this out. This is a vase from the Ching Dynasty.

You're going to miss out if you don't buy it now.

Boss.

That looks like a good price. I'll take it.

I can't let you have it. This gentleman saw it first.

I'm very fair. If he wants it, I'll have to sell it to him.

Are you sure?

Of course! Fairness is my business principle.

I think it's worth at least $10,000.

Let me have a look.

Mister, take a look. Genuine antique.

Boss, this vase is worth at least $50,000!

I've already bought it.

Watch out!

My vase!

Oh, I see. Look! Made in Hong Kong. It's a fake.

Boss, you said it was genuine antique from the Ching Dynasty!

Now it says Made in Hong Kong. You are a cheat!

Let's go!

It's a fake. You can have it back.

You broke my vase! You'd better pay up!

Here's $300. It's already more than you deserve!

Hey, bastard! Where do you think you're going?

$300 is better than nothing. Don't make trouble now.

Go...

- Miss, are you all right? - Don't you run!

They molested me!

What are you doing?

This is none of your business!

Beat him up!

Are you all right?

Are you scared?

You're not so tough now, are you?

Come on, pull me up.

Be careful. It's really high up here! You may fall.

Hold on tight! I'll pull you up!

Buddha in the heart? That's him!

Go ahead. I'll keep counting my money.

Beat him up!

All right!

Run!

You know real kung fu!

Why are you looking at me?

I leave Shaolin Temple to seek Buddha. You...

You like this? You can have it. So long.

Master asked me to seek the heart of Buddha.

That's why I'm looking for you... No...

Since you have a Buddha, you must also have Buddha in your heart.

No... How should I explain it?

Siu-lone, help! Siu-lone, help me! Siu-lone...

Stop it!

It was he who's hitting me!

Get up! What are you doing?

What took you so long? I almost killed him!

Let's go.

He's gone. Let's go.

Boss.

I'm so sorry. I blew it. I'd picked a wallet, but...

I've put it in someone else's bag. I'll do my best to get it back...

I don't care what you do. You just get it back for me!

Roasted lamb... Tasty lamb...

I can't take it anymore. I'll take five skewers please.

Big Brother, what is the matter with you?

Siu-lone has been missing for so long. Aren't you worried at all?

Don't you worry. Siu-lone's kungfu is better than yours.

I'm sure he can take care of himself.

Big Brother, we ate meat when we were not supposed to,

now you want to drink too?

You're right, I do want to have a drink.

The drink will pass through my body, but Buddha remains in my heart.

Let's go!

You're kidding!

You can't go in!

What happened?

What do you mean?

That's right. What do you mean?

Because we...

"NO MONKS ALLOWED"

You think you can stop me? Let's go.

Little Bully...

We've been looking for so long. Are you sure you're not lying to me?

Do I look like a liar to you? Come on!

Come and take a look.

His car is over here. He must be inside.

I told you we'd find him. There was nothing to worry about.

Let's go in and take a look.

You can't go in.

Why not?

Take a look.

"NO CHILDREN ALLOWED"

Mister, can I help you?

Table for two... I mean, for one please.

This way please.

Watch your steps.

Thank you.

Miss, you have beautiful hair.

Is that right?

You and your bad ideas! They never work!

Come on. Let's go!

What a coincidence! It's you two kids again!

What coincidence? We've been looking for you all night!

Looking for me?

That's right.

What for?

My Master instructed me to search for the heart of Buddha.

I think you are the man who will lead me to Buddha's heart.

Your Master? Who's your Master?

My Master is the Head Master of Shaolin Temple, Master Yuen Ha.

Whatever. How would you like me to help you, little brother?

Just tell me. I will try my best to help you.

What are you looking at?

Would it be all right if I follow you?

Because I don't even know how I'm going to find Buddha's heart.

We'll have a drinking contest. If you win, I'll let you follow me.

No problem! He's sticking with you for sure.

You see, drinking is my strongest suit.

Terrific!

The more I drink, the happier I get.

Are you sure you can do it?

You bet! I've never lost in drinking.

All right. Come on then.

I'm not scared of you!

Good luck.

It feels so good!

I can't make it. Quick, bring me a bucket.

Hang in there! We'll win after this last one!

Wake up!

Keep drinking! Get up!

You'd better help him out or he'll lose.

I'm a student of Shaolin. I can't drink.

Sure you are!

Shaolin student! I think you're just swindling for drinks!

Wine will pass through my body, but Buddha stays close in my heart.

You're really something! You win!

You said if we win, we can follow you!

You want to follow me to the restroom too?

Just wait here, okay?

Little Bully.

Watch where you're going!

You liar! Stop the car! You gave me your word! Liar!

Stop the car!

Kid, are you hurt?

- Don't scare me! - You lied to me...

I'm truly sorry! Please don't die! I'll get you to the hospital right away.

Please... let me follow you.

Sure. If you don't die, I'll say yes to anything you want.

Now you know how it feels to be cheated!

Kid, you've played me like a fiddle!

What's wrong with you?! You've puked all over me!

I'm sorry.

Watch out!

That's disgusting!

Good thing it didn't get my Calvin Klein wig!

Big Brother, would you check to see if my Armani is messed up?

Not at all! Now you look even better! Come on. Let's go inside.

I'm sure they'll let us in this time.

Welcome. Please go in.

Little Bully!

I want to drink with you again.

Are you all right?

Let's drink til you drop!

What am I going to do with you?

What's going on? What's taking so long?

Boss, we just started.

Started to where?

You said yesterday to go to Shensi to wait for your brother.

Yesterday? And we're still not there today?

Corpse!

What's the matter with you?

There's a corpse in here! It's horri... ble!.

Miss... are you all right?

Wake up... wake up...

She still has a pulse.

She's waking up!

She's not fully conscious yet! Let me do it!

Miss, are you all right?

Why were you in my car?

Now I remember! You were the girl at the Great Wall!

Oh, your ear is hurt!

Looks pretty bad!

It hurts!

You must have run into those Korean guys again.

All they know is to bully ladies.

By the way, how did you get into my car?

You're such a fool!

She must have been chased by those Korean guys,

and ran all the way here.

Ran? But this is very far from the city!

That's why she hid in your car! Where are your brains?

It doesn't matter now.

I can take you to the next station and you can take the train home.

Thank you very much.

What is your name?

Call me Siu-suen. How about you?

Little Bully!

Let's get going.

Shan, why are you going to Shensi?

I have to bring something back.

What do you do?

I do things other may find foolish, but I find very meaningful.

You must be very idealistic.

How about you? Where are you from?

My home is very far away. Actually, I...

Let me guess. You must still be going to school.

That's it! I am a student.

Shan, your necktie is wet.

I'm used to it.

I don't know why you even bother with a tie!

Weird!

You're not a monk either. Then why did you shave your head?

That's none of your business!

Let's wait for the bastard right here.

Yes, Boss.

Your brother will most definitely return the Buddha head here.

We can catch him for sure.

For sure? Then where is he now? I hate waiting!

Go to hell!

It's only been less than a minute. Damn him! Let's go!

Wake up, everyone! Get up.

Don't lean on me!

There has to be an inn around here. Then we can take a nice long bath.

All right! We can take a bath!

Is everyone all right?

What happened to the little kid?

I don't think we hit him.

I didn't feel it either.

Never mind. Let's push the car back up first.

Oh, no! Siu-lone, it's all up to you now!

What are you doing? Oh, they're here to help.

Come on. Hurry!

Comrades, get ready! Begin!

DO NOT LOOK BACK IF YOU COME WITH ME

A MAN IS NOT AFRAID TO SHED A TEAR

LIFT YOUR HEAD AND HUM A TUNE

THAT'S WHAT HEROES ARE MADE OF

FORGET YOUR WORRIES IF YOU COME WITH ME

A MAN'S LAUGHTER SO FULL OF LIFE

YOU SAVOR THE GOOD AND MADE LIGHT OF THE BAD

THAT'S WHAT HEROES ARE MADE OF

DO NOT LOOK BACK IF YOU COME WITH ME

A MAN IS NOT AFRAID TO SHED A TEAR

LIFT YOUR HEAD AND HUM A TUNE

THAT'S WHAT HEROES ARE MADE OF

THIS IS INDEED A WONDERFUL WORLD

FATHERS AND BROTHERS LIVING IN GLADNESS

KUNGFU PRACTICED TO THE HIGHEST LEVELS

STANCES EXTRAORDINARY FOR ENEMY AND FOE

THIS IS INDEED A WORLD OF WONDER

WILD PLAINS AND BLUE SKIES I'M FREE TO ROAM

KUNGFU PRACTICED TO THE HIGHEST LEVELS

THE EARTH SHAKES AND MOUNTAINS ROAR

Welcome.

Boss, do you have any rooms available?

Yes, we do. You and your wife can take one.

And the two kids can have another. Is that all right?

What?

We need four rooms.

Four? Sure. Come on in.

What's the matter with him? What kind of business is he running?

Couldn't even tell who and who make a couple!

If I were him, I would have closed my doors already!

I should just calm down.

Having a room is better than sleeping in the streets!

Suen.

What is it?

I'll take you to the station in the morning.

Suen, were you looking for me? Why are you so quiet?

This is for you.

Promise me you'll study hard. Write to me if you find the time.

What happened here?

Lucky the Buddha head is still here.

The bandits nowadays...

I am those bandits!

I stole the wallet from the Korean. I put it in your bag.

The only reason I'm here is to get my loot back.

Do you understand now?

Why did you steal?

Not only did I steal, I also lied to you.

I've never been to school. I can't read a word.

Why did you give me a book? What for? You fool!

Buddha in the heart. The heart has Buddha.

Suen, it's me. I need to talk to you.

It's you! Come on in.

Suen.

I need to know what is your relationship with Shan.

What are you talking about?

Have you two... you know... done it?

Don't be absurd!

Go back to sleep and stop all this silly thinking.

It's getting late. Get back to sleep.

What kind of evil lurks?

Stop! Stop hitting me!

There's no escape!

Stop! It's me! It's Little Bully!

It's you! Why didn't you say so?

What are you all doing?

I was going to ask you the same thing!

What you two are doing has a very high degree of difficulty.

I don't want to see anymore!

You've really gone too far!

Are you still mad?

I suggest you should change your name from Little Bully to Little Wimpy!

Good morning.

I can get there on my own.

Get in. It's just nearby anyway.

Suen.

Regardless of whether you can read or not, keep it.

Do you feel that Suen has lied to you?

That maybe so. But I know she is very fond of you.

Don't you feel it?

I finally found you!

Wow, so many zeroes! Is it for real?

Give it back! Give it back to me.

Stop that or you're going to regret it!

Get lost! I said now!

Where is the writer of this check?

Little girl, just tell me.

This Chung Yat Shan is a fugitive wanted by the police.

He is considered very dangerous. Where is he now?

Tell me and you'll get a reward.

Don't be misled by his looks. He is a cold-blooded killer.

You're the cold-blooded one!

You can ask, but I don't want you to bad-mouth my brother!

I told you to interrogate, not to lie!

I want to give this present to Suen.

Are you going to talk or not?

Stop!

What are you doing? Let her go!

Bastard!

I want what's mine back, and I want you to say sorry.

Then I'll let her go.

Brother, you're already filthy rich.

Please don't sell precious antiques like this for profit anymore.

I haven't even gotten back at you for raising the bid!

I've promised to deliver it to an Arab collector tomorrow.

Now turn the Buddha head over!

Buddha head?

Give it up or I'll kill her!

All right. I'll give it to you.

Let her go.

Let me have the Buddha head first.

Give it to him.

Are you all right?

Stop!

Siu-lone, help me!

Don't come any closer!

- Help! - Freeze! Don't come over!

Stay right there!

Help me!

- Suen, it's all my fault. - Don't cry.

Get in the car!

Hurry up!

Get in!

"Please ask me one more time. "

Suen, we cannot be separated!

So you have a Buddha! You knew I was seeking Buddha's heart.

Why didn't you tell me about this?

This is only a Buddha head! It has no heart! Do you understand?

I don't care if it's the Buddha's head or Buddha's heart,

I want you to take me back to Suen now! Come on!

Don't fool around! It's dangerous!

- Take me back! - I promise you.

As soon as I get the Buddha head back, I'll take you to Suen.

Why should I trust you?

How about this?

Get out!

I want to take a nap.

What's wrong with you? I said get out!

They're over there! Let's cut them off!

What's going on?

Oh no! The brake is out!

Are you serious?

Siu-lone, I'll get closer. You'll have to jump up there.

Got it.

Is everybody all right?

Are you all right?

I think so. It's too dark to see.

Who is it? Is it Siu-lone?

Siu-lone?

Siu-lone!

He must be badly hurt! We have to look for him.

Are you all right?

Are you crazy? You were on me the whole time!

All five hundred pounds of you! How could I get up?

Save the squabbling for later. Let's go look for the Buddha head.

Come on.

Help me.

Are we dead? Otherwise, why would I see Jesus?

Oh, it's the baldhead!

What a coincidence? How did you get tied up here?

Don't ask.

You must've been double-crossed!

Let's go. Let's look for the Buddha head.

We'll come back for you later.

Amen!

Little chubby, can you do me a favor?

For you?

If you get me back that Buddha head, I'll pay you $100,000.

Not good enough? All right, how about $200,000?

Would you cheat a kid?

Never.

Why should I believe you?

Take my gold teeth for a deposit then.

You'll get the balance when your work is done.

That's disgusting. All right. That's better than nothing.

Siu-lone, where do you think they'll hide the Buddha head?

It must be a very secret place.

Looks like you've guessed wrong.

Siu-lone!

Come out!

Siu-lone! Toss it over to me.

So heavy!

Don't run!

Shan! Catch!

Don't come over!

You're quite a bit tougher than your brother!

That's why I'm too much for you to handle!

OK. Let's not fight anymore. I'll make you a deal.

I'll share half the profits with you.

Sure... if you can get the Buddha head!

You spoke too soon! Someone's got it!

I'm going to be rich this time!

Give it to me!

You can't do that! That's cheating!

Hand it over.

Don't come any closer, or I'll drop the head!

Bring it over!

No way!

Siu-lone, catch!

Siu-lone, toss it over to me. Toss it over!

Are you all right?

Man, can't you save me in a more comfortable way?

Don't move!

Are you two really short of money?

Even if you were, it couldn't be more so than me!

You two are over a hundred years old put together.

Why are you fighting with a kid? So immature!

I'll leave you to handle him.

Wow, I didn't know you could ride!

No more neckties for you!

Come on up.

Let's get the Buddha head back first.

Give it to me!

Let's go!

Go ahead!

Open the door! Open the door!

I'm sorry, but I will not give you the Buddha head.

Because if I do, I'll be left with nothing.

Open the door!

Now I can open as many karaoke bars as I want!

Oh, what a coincidence! You're here too!

That's right. I already have the Buddha head in my hand.

When will I get my money?

Little chubby, you're not really trying to collect, are you?

This is the end of my rope.

Actually, I don't really care for karaoke bars anyway.

Boss, why don't I just give you the Buddha head?

Siu-lone, watch out. They're all crooks!

You should talk!

I was only doing it for the little orphans.

If you want to beat me up, go ahead.

Just cut the crap.

You want his head, then give me the Buddha head.

Actually, I don't really know him. Do whatever you please.

Up to you!

We can't let them have the Buddha head!

Let him go. I'll give you the Buddha head.

We're heading straight into the cliffs!

Big Brother, are you all right?

Are you all right?

I am fine.

I deserve it. I shouldn't have trusted that woman!

Please forgive me.

Forget it. Just forget it.

Stop the mushy stuff, you two!

Shan, you have to get the Buddha head back.

Don't you worry.

You almost crushed me to death!

I didn't mean it.

Let's go!

They're trying to get away by plane!

Oh no!

Shan, this is my first flight!

By the way, would you mind taking me back to Shaolin Temple?

Get up... Get up!

Don't wake her up. I'm too tired to fight anymore.

Don't wake her up? I suppose you know how to fly a plane?

It's too dangerous. We'll have to take a chance.

Let's jump!

Ready! Don't forget the Buddha head. Ready?

Jump!

Hey, we're okay!

All right!

Would you, in sickness and in health, in riches and in poor,

not let anyone ever take it away from you?

Yes.

Siu-lone, are you willing to support him?

Yes, I am.

Then I have nothing to say to you two!

Master! Master!

Master.

Master, I have failed to seek the heart of Buddha.

But I've found a Buddha head.

The brothers must have been looking really hard for me.

Hard?

They've certainly played hard!

They've already been punished according to our scriptures.

Master, I have failed my mission. I'm willing to accept my punishment.

Siu-lone, you have indeed succeeded. Just look at the Buddha head!

Shan.

Wow! You've become a teacher.

I took the money you gave me to help these kids.

Are you going to school too?

Yes. The semester has already started.

Little Bully, how about you?

Oh yes, now my name is no longer Little Bully.

Call me Siu-man.

That's a good boy.

That's right! True love changes everything.

Bees!.