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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:50,834 --> 00:02:53,359 I've got your final tests here. 2 00:02:53,470 --> 00:02:56,200 Everybody did pretty well. Uh, I'm gonna call your-- 3 00:02:56,306 --> 00:02:58,240 - I'm headed this way. - Oh. 4 00:03:00,044 --> 00:03:02,171 - Later. - So, what did we decide? 5 00:03:02,279 --> 00:03:04,804 - About what? - About tonight. 6 00:03:04,915 --> 00:03:09,875 Oh, uh, look, I'll probably get, you know, hung up with the guys maybe, you know, later. 7 00:03:09,987 --> 00:03:11,955 - Why don't we just meet at the party? - All right. 8 00:03:12,056 --> 00:03:15,583 - Wouldn't want you waitin' around for me all night anyway. - All right. Whatever. 9 00:03:15,693 --> 00:03:17,627 - Cool. I'll see ya later? - Bye. 10 00:03:17,728 --> 00:03:19,628 Bye. 11 00:03:31,275 --> 00:03:33,368 - Slater-san. - Hey, man. 12 00:03:36,213 --> 00:03:39,740 - How's it goin'? - Fixin' to be a lot better, man. 13 00:03:40,884 --> 00:03:43,648 - What time is your party tonight, man? - 9:30, man. 14 00:03:43,754 --> 00:03:45,654 9:30. Hmm. 15 00:03:45,756 --> 00:03:49,817 Okay. Um, I'll be there, man. 16 00:03:49,927 --> 00:03:51,827 Slater, alligator. 17 00:03:51,929 --> 00:03:55,092 Wait, wait. I gotta cruise by this afternoon... 18 00:03:55,199 --> 00:03:58,032 on a little business, if you know what I'm talkin' about, so-- 19 00:03:58,135 --> 00:04:02,003 - That's what you're talkin' about. - That's what I'm talkin' about, man. 20 00:04:02,106 --> 00:04:04,472 Oh, man, I'm fuckin' wasted. 21 00:04:07,778 --> 00:04:11,043 Walkin' down the hall by myself. 22 00:04:11,148 --> 00:04:13,275 Smokin' a "J" with 50 elves. 23 00:04:13,383 --> 00:04:15,851 - Later. - Woodward. Bernstein. 24 00:04:17,221 --> 00:04:19,815 Guess that makes you Deep Throat. 25 00:04:19,923 --> 00:04:22,323 - So, is this a smoked or a liquid lunch? - Hey. 26 00:04:22,426 --> 00:04:24,326 Smoked, right? 27 00:04:24,428 --> 00:04:27,363 - So, guys, are we gonna play poker tonight? - Count me out. 28 00:04:27,464 --> 00:04:30,900 - Sure. - Uh, I'll probably be going to Pickford's party later, okay? So-- 29 00:04:31,001 --> 00:04:32,969 - No. We should do somethin' like that. - Yeah. 30 00:04:33,070 --> 00:04:35,732 - Goodwin's on his senior trip. We can play poker anytime. - Go to a party? 31 00:04:35,839 --> 00:04:37,466 - "Go to a p--"? Come on. - Come on. 32 00:04:37,574 --> 00:04:39,041 - Mike. Cynthia. - It's under control. 33 00:04:39,143 --> 00:04:41,941 - I don't feel comfortable at those kinds of things. - Pick us up at 8:00. 34 00:04:42,045 --> 00:04:43,945 - Okay. All right. - It's gonna be all right. 35 00:04:44,047 --> 00:04:47,312 - Guess we're going to the party. Okay. - All right. 36 00:04:47,417 --> 00:04:51,786 Oh, Mike. I gotta tell you about this dream I had last night. 37 00:04:51,889 --> 00:04:53,789 - Oh, yeah? Why's that? - But, um... 38 00:04:53,891 --> 00:04:55,916 - you gotta promise not to tell anyone. - Yeah, sure. 39 00:04:56,026 --> 00:04:58,017 - No. Say, "I promise." - Jesus. 40 00:04:58,128 --> 00:05:00,562 - I promise not to tell anyone. - Okay, thank you. 41 00:05:00,664 --> 00:05:02,564 Um, well-- 42 00:05:02,666 --> 00:05:05,829 Okay, there I am, and I'm gettin' it on-- 43 00:05:05,936 --> 00:05:08,268 you know, with what had this perfect female body. 44 00:05:08,372 --> 00:05:10,272 Uh-huh. 45 00:05:10,374 --> 00:05:12,467 But-- 46 00:05:12,576 --> 00:05:14,840 - What? What? What? - Um, I can't say. 47 00:05:14,945 --> 00:05:17,937 Come on, man. You can't give a buildup like that and not deliver. 48 00:05:18,048 --> 00:05:20,881 I mean, come on. A perfect female body. It's not a bad start. 49 00:05:22,352 --> 00:05:24,343 But the head of Abraham Lincoln. 50 00:05:24,454 --> 00:05:27,617 - Ah. - I mean, the hat and the beard. 51 00:05:28,826 --> 00:05:31,522 Oh, well. Best not think too deeply on this one, right? 52 00:05:31,628 --> 00:05:34,756 - Best not. - Um, I gotta get some stuff from Mr. Birchfield. 53 00:05:34,865 --> 00:05:38,995 - Uh, see you in a few minutes. - I understand. Right. I'm sorry. 54 00:05:39,102 --> 00:05:42,037 Gilligan's transistor radio mouth. Yeah. That was a good one. 55 00:05:43,941 --> 00:05:49,106 Hey. What about that one where that sexy surfer guy catches that huge wave and lands on the island? 56 00:05:49,213 --> 00:05:51,875 - Oh, yeah! - Do you remember that? - "Sexy surfer guy." 57 00:05:51,982 --> 00:05:54,542 - The Mosquitoes. Do you remember that? - Pink, let's go. 58 00:05:54,651 --> 00:05:57,415 - Come on. - They were a rock group. Ginger and Mary Ann formed their own group-- 59 00:05:57,521 --> 00:05:59,614 Look, man. I can't go yet until Miss Wilk gets here. 60 00:05:59,723 --> 00:06:03,454 - So why don't you go get Benny and check me out on the way back, okay? - All right. 61 00:06:04,595 --> 00:06:07,189 - What? - Coach gave me something to give to you. 62 00:06:11,168 --> 00:06:13,068 - They're really doing this. - Yeah. 63 00:06:13,170 --> 00:06:16,230 He wants them all back by the end of the day too. Can you believe that one? 64 00:06:16,340 --> 00:06:18,706 - And everybody's signing it? - Just to get him off our back. 65 00:06:18,809 --> 00:06:21,505 The coaches are just being fucking assholes. Know what I'm saying? 66 00:06:21,612 --> 00:06:25,309 I mean, you sign it, you never think about it again.Just let it go. 67 00:06:25,415 --> 00:06:29,215 You're gonna make a big deal out of this, aren't you? 68 00:06:31,188 --> 00:06:34,715 You-- You're gettin' air from there, man. It's no good. You see this? 69 00:06:34,825 --> 00:06:36,725 It's gotta be tight. 70 00:06:36,827 --> 00:06:40,820 You're gonna have to put some gum around the base of that to get a good hit. 71 00:06:43,734 --> 00:06:45,759 Slate. 72 00:06:48,338 --> 00:06:50,806 Benny. Psst. 73 00:06:50,908 --> 00:06:53,604 - Man, I ain't believin' that shit-- - Two minutes. 74 00:06:53,710 --> 00:06:56,270 about Bonham's one-hour drum solo. 75 00:06:56,380 --> 00:06:59,247 One hour of drums? You couldn't handle that shit on strong acid, man. 76 00:07:02,286 --> 00:07:04,254 Okay. 77 00:07:05,622 --> 00:07:08,216 Okay. We're gonna go to the bathroom. 78 00:07:08,325 --> 00:07:10,293 Could you guys let Miss Wilks know? 79 00:07:12,162 --> 00:07:14,494 All right. This is totally amazing. 80 00:07:14,598 --> 00:07:18,159 "I voluntarily agree to not indulge in any alcohol, drugs... 81 00:07:18,268 --> 00:07:20,259 "or engage in any other illegal activity... 82 00:07:20,370 --> 00:07:23,533 "that may in any way jeopardize the years of hard work... 83 00:07:23,640 --> 00:07:29,010 we as a team have committed to our goal of a championship season in '76." 84 00:07:29,112 --> 00:07:31,910 - What bullshit. - The guys are actually signing this crap? 85 00:07:32,015 --> 00:07:33,915 - Apparently. - God, what are they gonna do next? 86 00:07:34,017 --> 00:07:37,316 - Like, give you guys urine tests or something? - I didn't know that drugs and alcohol... 87 00:07:37,421 --> 00:07:40,083 were such a big problem that they had to resort to neo-McCarthyism. 88 00:07:40,190 --> 00:07:43,250 I think they're just afraid some of us might be having too good a time. 89 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:45,419 It's the old age suppressing youth thing, you know. 90 00:07:45,529 --> 00:07:48,692 - "Neo-McCarthyism." I like that. - Oh, that's good, Tony. 91 00:07:48,799 --> 00:07:52,530 And there you guys were in class trying to list all the Gilligan's Island episodes... 92 00:07:52,636 --> 00:07:54,536 without even a hint of irony. 93 00:07:55,739 --> 00:07:57,934 What in the hell are you talking about, girl? 94 00:07:58,041 --> 00:08:01,033 - You weren't thinking about it, were you? - Gilligan's Island? 95 00:08:01,144 --> 00:08:04,079 It's what's called a male pornographic fantasy. 96 00:08:04,181 --> 00:08:06,741 - Oh, my-- - Think about it. 97 00:08:06,850 --> 00:08:10,308 You're basically alone on a deserted island with two readily available women. 98 00:08:10,420 --> 00:08:13,150 One, a seductive sex goddess type. 99 00:08:13,256 --> 00:08:17,022 The other, a healthy girl-next-door type with a nice butt. 100 00:08:17,127 --> 00:08:19,857 So guys have it all. The Madonna and the whore. 101 00:08:19,963 --> 00:08:22,056 Women get nothing. 102 00:08:22,165 --> 00:08:25,532 We get a geek, an overweight middle-age guy... 103 00:08:25,635 --> 00:08:27,569 some nerdy scientific type. 104 00:08:27,671 --> 00:08:30,663 - I mean-- - The professor is sexy. 105 00:08:30,774 --> 00:08:33,174 Pink, come on, man. 106 00:08:33,276 --> 00:08:35,870 We're off to raise some hell. Look at that. Look at that! 107 00:08:35,979 --> 00:08:38,038 - Guys. - Look at-- 108 00:08:38,148 --> 00:08:40,844 - All right. Let's go kick some ass. - Hey, you guys. 109 00:08:40,951 --> 00:08:42,851 - You guys, wait up. - What? 110 00:08:42,953 --> 00:08:44,580 - Benny. - What? 111 00:08:44,688 --> 00:08:46,747 - I have a favor to ask ya. - What do you need? 112 00:08:46,857 --> 00:08:48,791 Take it easy on my brother this summer, okay? 113 00:08:48,892 --> 00:08:50,792 - All of you. - Mitch Kramer? 114 00:08:50,894 --> 00:08:52,384 - Yeah. Mitch Kramer. - Yeah. 115 00:08:52,496 --> 00:08:55,693 - I'm gonna give him a beating he'll never forget. - Ow! 116 00:08:55,799 --> 00:08:58,632 Well, just don't get him more than the other guys. Any of you. 117 00:08:58,735 --> 00:09:01,101 - Kind of little. All right? - Got our word, sis. 118 00:09:01,204 --> 00:09:03,900 - Little brother'll be okay. - Thanks. See you guys. 119 00:09:04,007 --> 00:09:05,907 Ow! 120 00:09:06,009 --> 00:09:08,034 Benny! 121 00:09:08,145 --> 00:09:10,773 - These guys. I don't know. - Oh, you love it. 122 00:09:10,881 --> 00:09:13,782 Oh, there's just a little bit of bullshit in all that, right? 123 00:09:13,884 --> 00:09:16,045 Major bullshit. He's a dead man. He's fuckin' dead. 124 00:09:16,153 --> 00:09:17,620 - Shotgun! - Shotgun! 125 00:09:21,158 --> 00:09:24,491 Check it out, boys, huh? I've been waitin' three long years for this one. 126 00:09:24,594 --> 00:09:28,655 Oh, yeah. - Those junior high kids are dead meat. I promise you. 127 00:09:28,765 --> 00:09:31,859 - Beat 'em! - Oh, man. Oh, yeah. 128 00:09:40,010 --> 00:09:43,844 Okay, all you freshman fucks. Listen up. 129 00:09:43,947 --> 00:09:48,748 It's your lucky day. Usually you'd be spending your freshman summer getting your asses busted... 130 00:09:48,852 --> 00:09:51,082 and running for your worthless little lives... 131 00:09:51,188 --> 00:09:53,520 but this year, because we feel so sorry for you... 132 00:09:53,623 --> 00:09:56,114 we're gonna take it easy on you... 133 00:09:56,226 --> 00:09:58,285 and save us all a lot of time. 134 00:09:58,395 --> 00:10:01,421 So, if you meet here-- right here-- 135 00:10:01,531 --> 00:10:03,431 after school today... 136 00:10:03,533 --> 00:10:05,899 you only get one lick from each of us. 137 00:10:06,002 --> 00:10:07,936 But you run like cowards-- 138 00:10:08,038 --> 00:10:12,634 well, it's open season all summer long, boys. 139 00:10:12,742 --> 00:10:15,302 Oh, yeah. Mitch Kramer? 140 00:10:15,412 --> 00:10:18,142 Mitchy. Mitchy, Mitchy, Mitchy. 141 00:10:19,416 --> 00:10:21,384 We're looking for you, pal. 142 00:10:21,485 --> 00:10:24,010 Your ass will be purple before the day is over. 143 00:10:25,222 --> 00:10:27,122 Have a nice afternoon. 144 00:10:29,659 --> 00:10:31,559 You better get out of town. 145 00:10:31,661 --> 00:10:34,186 Go spend the summer with your grandparents or somethin'. 146 00:10:36,166 --> 00:10:39,329 Hey, man. You are gonna show up to our game tonight, aren't you? 147 00:10:39,436 --> 00:10:42,030 Yeah. I'm pitching. I kind of have to. 148 00:10:42,139 --> 00:10:44,607 How should we inscribe your tombstone? 149 00:10:45,909 --> 00:10:48,275 How about "Ben Over"? 150 00:10:48,378 --> 00:10:51,939 Yeah, right, pissant. Why aren't they after anybody else? 151 00:10:52,048 --> 00:10:54,016 They are, man. Believe me. 152 00:10:54,117 --> 00:10:56,017 I know, man. 153 00:10:56,186 --> 00:10:59,553 - Come on, Mel. Hop on. - Let's go, boy. 154 00:11:08,698 --> 00:11:10,666 Oh, shit. 155 00:11:12,802 --> 00:11:14,770 Hey, Coach. 156 00:11:15,972 --> 00:11:17,997 So, tell me. 157 00:11:18,108 --> 00:11:20,975 Any of you girls gonna be ready to play some football this fall? 158 00:11:21,077 --> 00:11:22,977 - Oh, yeah. - I don't know, Coach. 159 00:11:23,079 --> 00:11:25,843 You know, uh, I been doing so good in English classes, you know... 160 00:11:25,949 --> 00:11:28,076 I figured I'd take next fall off and become a writer. 161 00:11:28,185 --> 00:11:30,153 What do you think about that, huh? 162 00:11:30,253 --> 00:11:34,314 Boy, you wouldn't know how to write your name if it wasn't stenciled on your locker. 163 00:11:34,424 --> 00:11:37,882 No, seriously. Everybody. Now, don't go getting soft on me this summer. 164 00:11:37,994 --> 00:11:42,556 You know, you're sitting around the pool all day, chasing the muff around. 165 00:11:42,666 --> 00:11:44,793 Break down! 166 00:11:44,901 --> 00:11:48,359 Hell, man. My grandmother's quicker and tougher than you pansies. 167 00:11:48,471 --> 00:11:50,371 Of course, she's 6'3", 250. 168 00:11:50,473 --> 00:11:52,668 Runs a 4.540. 169 00:11:52,776 --> 00:11:54,903 What's the matter with you, Floyd? 170 00:11:55,011 --> 00:11:58,378 What, quarterbacks don't have to do what their coaches say? Is that it? 171 00:11:58,481 --> 00:12:00,745 - Dawson, did you give him that pledge sheet? - Huh? 172 00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:03,819 - The pledge sheet. You give it to him? - Yeah, Coach. It's right here. 173 00:12:03,920 --> 00:12:08,152 Randy, if you could get that back to us by the end of the day, we'd feel a lot better about it. 174 00:12:08,258 --> 00:12:10,590 - You guys see that he does this, okay? - All right, Coach. 175 00:12:10,694 --> 00:12:12,594 See ya, Coach. 176 00:12:12,696 --> 00:12:15,130 - Randy Floyd. - Aw, shit. 177 00:12:15,232 --> 00:12:19,191 Before next fall, you're in need of a serious attitude adjustment, young man. 178 00:12:19,302 --> 00:12:21,202 You better get your priorities straight. 179 00:12:21,304 --> 00:12:25,263 And watch out with that other crowd you're runnin' with. Don't think I haven't noticed. 180 00:12:25,375 --> 00:12:27,775 - Hey! - Uh-oh, Pink. 181 00:12:27,877 --> 00:12:32,439 I want that piece of paper on my desk before you leave here today. Do you hear me? 182 00:12:39,389 --> 00:12:42,085 Get an attitude adjustment. You know what I mean? 183 00:12:42,192 --> 00:12:44,888 - Priorities straight, buddy. - Runs with a bad crowd. 184 00:12:44,995 --> 00:12:46,895 - Bad people. - Watch yourself. 185 00:12:46,997 --> 00:12:52,902 Yeah, well, I've got Coach's and everybody else's attitude-adjusted priorities... 186 00:12:53,003 --> 00:12:55,403 right here. 187 00:12:55,505 --> 00:12:57,473 - Yeah, that's good, Pink. - Yeah. 188 00:12:59,442 --> 00:13:02,240 Oh! Did you know O'Bannion flunked? 189 00:13:02,345 --> 00:13:04,313 Yeah. What a dumb-shit. 190 00:13:07,517 --> 00:13:11,317 Whoo! Y'all ready to bust some ass? 191 00:13:11,421 --> 00:13:13,480 - What's up, Don? Benny. Melvin. - Hey. 192 00:13:13,590 --> 00:13:15,490 - See ya later. - Good to see ya. 193 00:13:15,592 --> 00:13:18,083 Yeah. 194 00:13:18,194 --> 00:13:21,129 Hey. We gotta take your truck. I'm low on gas. All right? 195 00:13:21,231 --> 00:13:23,791 - We need to take my truck? - Yeah. Okay? 196 00:13:23,900 --> 00:13:25,800 - Yeah. - Good. 197 00:13:25,902 --> 00:13:28,234 - What are you doing? Picking up trash? - What? What? 198 00:13:28,338 --> 00:13:31,933 Man, I was just waiting for one of them idiot coaches to piss me off again. 199 00:13:32,042 --> 00:13:34,306 I think you take the whole thing a little too personal. 200 00:13:34,411 --> 00:13:37,141 I think you just gotta-- You gotta shake it off. 201 00:13:37,247 --> 00:13:40,307 Don, have you ever thought about why we play football? 202 00:13:40,417 --> 00:13:44,376 I mean, how many times have you gotten laid strictly because you're a football player, huh? 203 00:13:46,923 --> 00:13:49,289 I don't know. A few probably. 204 00:13:49,392 --> 00:13:52,293 A few? Don, all I'm saying is that... 205 00:13:52,395 --> 00:13:56,354 I bet we could do just as well if we were in a band or somethin'. 206 00:13:56,466 --> 00:13:58,866 Well, I gotta put in a final appearance. So-- 207 00:13:58,968 --> 00:14:01,493 Wait a minute. Who you got goin' in there? Shh. 208 00:14:03,273 --> 00:14:05,173 Vicky. Vicky! 209 00:14:05,275 --> 00:14:08,005 Come on. Let's skip out. Let's go get naked right now. Let's go. 210 00:14:08,111 --> 00:14:09,669 Come on. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. 211 00:14:09,779 --> 00:14:11,610 - Mr. Dawson. - Yeah. 212 00:14:11,715 --> 00:14:13,615 Why don't you take it somewhere else? 213 00:14:13,717 --> 00:14:16,379 Oh, Mr. Floyd. Are you gracing us with your presence today? 214 00:14:16,486 --> 00:14:18,750 Uh, might as well. 215 00:14:19,856 --> 00:14:23,053 You know, Ginny, I was thinking maybe you and I can get together over the summer. 216 00:14:23,159 --> 00:14:26,458 It'll be legal. We could make things happen. I'll keep it mum's the word. 217 00:14:26,563 --> 00:14:28,531 I promise. I swear to you. 218 00:14:33,136 --> 00:14:36,435 At the party tonight, I heard there's gonna be a girl with knockers this big. 219 00:14:36,539 --> 00:14:38,473 - Bullshit. - Promise. Two handfuls. - Shut up, Carl. 220 00:14:38,575 --> 00:14:40,475 - No way. - Yes. 221 00:14:40,577 --> 00:14:43,774 - Uh-uh. - Hey. Psst. Hey. 222 00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:46,280 Pentico got his brother's car. Let's go. 223 00:14:46,383 --> 00:14:48,283 - Cool, man. - Cool. 224 00:14:48,385 --> 00:14:51,149 - Go talk to him. - I'm not going alone. 225 00:14:51,254 --> 00:14:53,779 Come on. Come on. Ask him. 226 00:14:53,890 --> 00:14:56,825 Uh, Mr. Payne, sir... 227 00:14:56,926 --> 00:15:00,327 you know, every second that you could let us out early... 228 00:15:00,430 --> 00:15:03,126 would really increase our chances of survival. 229 00:15:05,034 --> 00:15:08,003 It's like our sergeant told us before one trip into the jungle. 230 00:15:09,239 --> 00:15:11,139 "Men! 231 00:15:11,241 --> 00:15:15,337 Fifty of you are leaving on a mission. Twenty-five of ya ain't comin' back." 232 00:15:18,081 --> 00:15:20,049 Okay. 233 00:15:21,918 --> 00:15:24,079 You know, the '68 Democratic Convention... 234 00:15:24,187 --> 00:15:26,678 was probably the most bitchin' time I ever had in my life. 235 00:15:26,790 --> 00:15:30,021 Hey, guys. One more thing. Hey. This summer... 236 00:15:30,126 --> 00:15:34,153 when you're being inundated with all this American bicentennial Fourth of July brouhaha... 237 00:15:34,264 --> 00:15:36,562 don't forget what you're celebrating, and that's the fact... 238 00:15:36,666 --> 00:15:39,294 that a bunch of slave-owning aristocratic white males... 239 00:15:39,402 --> 00:15:41,336 didn't want to pay their taxes. 240 00:15:41,438 --> 00:15:43,463 - Yeah! - Have a good summer. 241 00:16:40,930 --> 00:16:44,366 Hey. Over there. Let's get 'em. 242 00:16:50,707 --> 00:16:52,675 Hey! No cutting. 243 00:17:08,191 --> 00:17:10,989 Hey. Hey, hey. 244 00:17:11,094 --> 00:17:14,552 Hey! 245 00:17:14,664 --> 00:17:16,564 Run, man! 246 00:17:19,669 --> 00:17:21,660 Jump in. Come on. We gotta go. 247 00:17:21,771 --> 00:17:23,671 Go, go, go, go, go, go! 248 00:17:23,773 --> 00:17:26,333 - Whoo! - Hurry up, Hirshfelder. We're gonna leave your ass. 249 00:17:26,442 --> 00:17:28,342 - Sorry, man. - Come on. Let's go. Come on. 250 00:17:28,444 --> 00:17:31,436 - Whoa. Back it up. Back it up. - Oh, shit! 251 00:17:31,548 --> 00:17:34,540 - Whoo-ee! Ducks on the pond. - How you doin', boys? 252 00:17:36,753 --> 00:17:38,812 Whoo! 253 00:17:42,158 --> 00:17:44,820 Wake up, bitch. Wake up. 254 00:17:44,928 --> 00:17:48,193 Open. Open. Hey, hey. Open. 255 00:17:52,702 --> 00:17:55,569 Okay. Open wide. 256 00:17:55,672 --> 00:17:57,640 Open wide. 257 00:17:59,642 --> 00:18:01,701 - Open. Yeah. - What do you think? 258 00:18:01,811 --> 00:18:04,211 All right. We got 'em. 259 00:18:04,314 --> 00:18:06,475 Hey, you. Come here. 260 00:18:08,785 --> 00:18:10,753 You. 261 00:18:10,853 --> 00:18:13,981 - Who are you? - Uh, nobody. 262 00:18:14,090 --> 00:18:16,650 I mean, I wasn't in the truck. 263 00:18:16,759 --> 00:18:19,227 - Are you a freshman? - Yeah. 264 00:18:19,329 --> 00:18:21,797 Well, are you in, or are you out? 265 00:18:21,898 --> 00:18:24,093 - In. - Let's go. 266 00:18:27,937 --> 00:18:29,837 Come on! Let's go! 267 00:18:29,939 --> 00:18:31,964 Go! Come on! Hurry up! 268 00:18:32,075 --> 00:18:33,872 Oh, man. We're screwed! 269 00:18:33,977 --> 00:18:36,502 - Pentico, lose them. - I'm tryin', man! 270 00:18:36,613 --> 00:18:39,104 Whoo! 271 00:18:39,215 --> 00:18:42,480 - Let's go! Come on! - Who you fuckin' with? 272 00:18:42,585 --> 00:18:45,782 - Come on! Come on! Go, go, go, go! - Drive! Drive this piece of shit! 273 00:18:45,888 --> 00:18:47,947 Shut up, man. Here they come. 274 00:18:51,995 --> 00:18:53,860 Fucking turn! 275 00:18:57,634 --> 00:18:59,363 Oh, shit! 276 00:19:02,639 --> 00:19:05,972 Come on! Let's go! Whoo! 277 00:19:06,075 --> 00:19:08,543 Oh, shit! Here they come! 278 00:19:08,645 --> 00:19:11,910 I think we really pissed them off, man. Just drop me off at my house. 279 00:19:12,015 --> 00:19:14,347 - Are you still with me? - Yeah. I guess. 280 00:19:14,450 --> 00:19:16,714 - This is my house. - They're slowing down. 281 00:19:16,819 --> 00:19:19,811 You get out and get 'em. You get out. 282 00:19:19,922 --> 00:19:22,220 - Good luck, man. Be there tonight. - All right. 283 00:19:24,293 --> 00:19:27,558 All right. I'll catch up with you guys later. Go, go, go. 284 00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:33,897 - Oh, shit. - Oh, nice try, freshmen. 285 00:19:34,003 --> 00:19:36,563 Tell you what. Just for being such brave little kids... 286 00:19:36,673 --> 00:19:39,039 I'm only gonna give each of ya five licks, okay? 287 00:19:39,142 --> 00:19:42,600 All right. Grab a pole then, kids. Let's get goin'. 288 00:19:42,712 --> 00:19:45,237 I don't think so, creep. 289 00:19:45,348 --> 00:19:47,339 Mom! 290 00:19:47,450 --> 00:19:50,578 Carl, get in the house. Get in the house! 291 00:19:51,988 --> 00:19:55,446 And you-- Get the hell off my property. 292 00:19:55,558 --> 00:20:00,120 Oh. Well, I'm sorry, ma'am. I was just escorting your fine young son home from school. 293 00:20:00,229 --> 00:20:03,130 There's-- There were some ruffians about, and I-- 294 00:20:03,232 --> 00:20:06,099 Oh, and, uh, Mitch, Carl. 295 00:20:06,202 --> 00:20:09,103 We'll be seeing each other again. 296 00:20:13,076 --> 00:20:17,479 Oh, that's it. I fuckin' saw that, you little sack of shit. You two are fuckin' dead! 297 00:20:17,580 --> 00:20:20,606 You hear me? You're fuckin' dead! 298 00:20:20,783 --> 00:20:23,308 Excuse me. Thank you. 299 00:20:25,755 --> 00:20:28,383 All right, you little freshman bitches. 300 00:20:29,525 --> 00:20:33,291 Air raid! 301 00:20:33,396 --> 00:20:35,227 That was pathetic! 302 00:20:35,331 --> 00:20:37,231 You guys are crumbs! 303 00:20:37,333 --> 00:20:41,235 Let's try it again! That means get up, you lazy little bitches. Get up! 304 00:20:41,337 --> 00:20:43,237 You heard her! 305 00:20:43,339 --> 00:20:46,433 Air raid! 306 00:20:46,542 --> 00:20:50,638 That was horrible, you little slut girls. You little freshman sluts. Get up! 307 00:20:50,747 --> 00:20:54,478 Get up! Up! Up! Up! 308 00:20:54,584 --> 00:20:57,348 Air raid! 309 00:20:57,453 --> 00:20:59,421 What's fascinating is the way not only the school... 310 00:20:59,522 --> 00:21:02,582 but the entire community seems to be supporting this-- or at least turn their heads. 311 00:21:02,692 --> 00:21:04,990 - They apparently have permission to use the parking lot. - Right. 312 00:21:05,094 --> 00:21:07,562 No parents seem to mind. You know. They're selling concessions. 313 00:21:07,663 --> 00:21:09,130 - I mean-- - I know. 314 00:21:09,232 --> 00:21:12,633 The seniors, we tried. We-- We gave you all a chance. 315 00:21:12,735 --> 00:21:17,763 But since you little prick-teases can't follow instructions... 316 00:21:17,874 --> 00:21:20,843 we're just gonna have to try something else, won't we? 317 00:21:20,943 --> 00:21:23,104 Seniors-- 318 00:21:23,212 --> 00:21:25,942 You love us. Smile. You love us. 319 00:21:32,655 --> 00:21:35,681 Turn over. 320 00:21:37,193 --> 00:21:39,661 Suffer, sisters! 321 00:21:39,762 --> 00:21:41,855 Suffer! 322 00:21:41,964 --> 00:21:43,864 Whoo! 323 00:21:49,105 --> 00:21:52,233 Eat it! Open wide! 324 00:21:52,341 --> 00:21:56,209 Open wide! Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! 325 00:21:56,312 --> 00:21:58,542 Yes! Whoo! 326 00:21:58,648 --> 00:22:00,980 Love it, girls. Love it! 327 00:22:01,083 --> 00:22:03,643 Gorgeous babies. 328 00:22:05,121 --> 00:22:07,248 Welcome to high school, honey. 329 00:22:07,356 --> 00:22:10,848 - You love it, honey. - You little bitch! 330 00:22:15,464 --> 00:22:17,830 Go! 331 00:22:18,968 --> 00:22:20,959 Propose to Mr. Dawson. 332 00:22:21,070 --> 00:22:23,004 You idiot. 333 00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:26,600 - Will you marry me? - Don't know. What's in it for me? 334 00:22:26,709 --> 00:22:29,200 - Suck on it harder. - Anything you want. 335 00:22:29,312 --> 00:22:31,212 - Anything? - Anything. 336 00:22:31,314 --> 00:22:33,339 Go like this. 337 00:22:34,450 --> 00:22:37,510 - Do you spit or swallow? - Oh-- 338 00:22:37,620 --> 00:22:40,282 Whatever you l-like. 339 00:22:40,389 --> 00:22:42,687 Whatever I like? I would definitely marry you. 340 00:22:42,792 --> 00:22:44,692 - That is so degrading. - Let's go. 341 00:22:46,796 --> 00:22:48,787 - You're an asshole. - Yes, I am. 342 00:22:48,898 --> 00:22:51,867 That's terrible, man. It's horrible. 343 00:22:51,968 --> 00:22:54,562 Aha! 344 00:22:54,670 --> 00:22:57,138 I just want you guys to know I feel for you, man. 345 00:22:57,240 --> 00:23:00,437 I did it when I was a freshman, and you'll do it when you're a senior. 346 00:23:00,543 --> 00:23:04,240 But you're doing great. Now fry like bacon, you little freshman piggies! 347 00:23:04,347 --> 00:23:06,577 Fry! Fry! 348 00:23:06,682 --> 00:23:08,673 - Hi. - Hi. 349 00:23:08,784 --> 00:23:12,618 - Hello there. - I would like for you to propose to Tony. 350 00:23:12,722 --> 00:23:14,553 Oh, God. 351 00:23:14,657 --> 00:23:16,625 On your knees. 352 00:23:22,498 --> 00:23:24,295 Will you marry me? 353 00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:26,664 - What am I supposed to say here? - I-- I don't know. 354 00:23:26,769 --> 00:23:29,169 Um, what'll you do for me, huh? 355 00:23:29,272 --> 00:23:31,399 Um, anything you want. 356 00:23:31,507 --> 00:23:34,476 - Imagine the possibilities. - Oh, Jesus. 357 00:23:34,577 --> 00:23:36,477 No, seriously, you can stand up. 358 00:23:36,579 --> 00:23:38,638 - Um, what's your name? - Sabrina. 359 00:23:38,748 --> 00:23:40,147 - I'm Tony. - Hi. 360 00:23:40,249 --> 00:23:42,911 - Anthony actually. - Sorry. 361 00:23:43,019 --> 00:23:44,919 - This is Mike. - Hey. 362 00:23:45,021 --> 00:23:48,115 We were just discussing the utter stupidity of these initiation rituals... 363 00:23:48,224 --> 00:23:50,920 and we were-- we're kind of wondering why someone like you... 364 00:23:51,027 --> 00:23:53,359 would subject yourself to the losing end of it all. 365 00:23:53,462 --> 00:23:55,430 What are we having? Social hour over here? 366 00:23:55,531 --> 00:23:58,295 I'm supposed to be being a bitch. Back to the pit. 367 00:23:58,401 --> 00:24:00,164 All right, kiddo. 368 00:24:00,269 --> 00:24:03,102 - It's almost over. Don't worry about it. - So, uh, am I mistaken... 369 00:24:03,205 --> 00:24:06,003 or was there a little unspoken thing going on with that young vixen? 370 00:24:06,108 --> 00:24:08,008 - You stud. - You know how it is. 371 00:24:08,110 --> 00:24:11,307 - I bet she's pretty cute once you clean all the shit off her. - I bet she is. 372 00:24:11,414 --> 00:24:16,044 Okay, girlies! It's hot out here, and I'm really sick of looking at all of you. 373 00:24:16,152 --> 00:24:18,518 So let's just-- Let's get out of here. 374 00:24:18,621 --> 00:24:22,580 What are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, bitch. 375 00:24:22,692 --> 00:24:25,058 Let's go! Get in the truck! 376 00:24:25,161 --> 00:24:27,129 Get in the truck! Come on! 377 00:24:27,229 --> 00:24:29,493 You know, maybe if you ever left the poker table-- 378 00:24:29,598 --> 00:24:31,793 Maybe if I ever left the poker table? What about you? 379 00:24:31,901 --> 00:24:35,064 Whatever. I mean, the point is, that's why we're going out tonight. You know? 380 00:24:35,171 --> 00:24:39,232 Who knows? You might experience something a little more tangible than an Abraham Lincoln dream. 381 00:24:40,276 --> 00:24:42,301 - That's, like, a hairline fracture right there. - Shit. 382 00:24:42,411 --> 00:24:44,675 - What's that about? What'd you do? - I wouldn't doubt it. 383 00:24:44,780 --> 00:24:46,941 My boy Benny was wearing their asses out, boy! 384 00:24:47,049 --> 00:24:51,179 - Shit. - I just gave him a little beating he'll never forget. 385 00:24:51,287 --> 00:24:53,255 Here's to ya, Ma. 386 00:24:54,290 --> 00:24:56,485 That's your fucking mother. 387 00:24:56,592 --> 00:24:59,891 Say, man. Fuck the coaches, man. Just do it for us, man. 388 00:24:59,996 --> 00:25:01,964 - You picked this thing up? - Yeah. You know. 389 00:25:02,064 --> 00:25:04,123 Hey. What are you doin'? 390 00:25:04,233 --> 00:25:06,133 - He ain't doin' shit now. - What? 391 00:25:06,235 --> 00:25:09,830 Got any more details of my life you got figured out you can let me in on, Ben? 392 00:25:09,939 --> 00:25:12,407 Lots of details. 393 00:25:12,508 --> 00:25:15,409 - Hey, O'Bannion, what are you doing? - What's happening? 394 00:25:15,511 --> 00:25:17,479 Oh, you didn't hear, did you? 395 00:25:17,580 --> 00:25:19,844 - What? - Didn't hear I got a shotgun pulled on my ass? 396 00:25:19,949 --> 00:25:21,849 - No way! - Swear to God. 397 00:25:29,825 --> 00:25:32,020 Oh, my God! 398 00:25:49,145 --> 00:25:51,113 Ow. Freezing! 399 00:25:52,615 --> 00:25:54,480 Hey, Mrs. Pickford. 400 00:25:54,583 --> 00:25:56,778 Hi, guys. You here to see Kevin? 401 00:25:56,886 --> 00:25:59,116 - No. Actually, we came here to see you. - Oh. 402 00:25:59,221 --> 00:26:02,622 - Bet you're glad school's out, aren't you? - Yeah. We got our report cards today. 403 00:26:02,725 --> 00:26:05,057 - How did you do? - Straight A's. 404 00:26:05,161 --> 00:26:07,254 - Both of you? - Yeah. 405 00:26:07,363 --> 00:26:09,627 - Big trip, huh? - We're going away for the weekend. 406 00:26:09,732 --> 00:26:12,462 - Oh, you're taking Kev with ya, huh? - No. He's staying here. 407 00:26:12,568 --> 00:26:14,468 Oh. Oh, he is. Oh. 408 00:26:14,570 --> 00:26:17,164 - Thanks. - Go on in. He's up there somewhere. 409 00:26:23,679 --> 00:26:27,115 - Let's get together sometime. All right? - Yeah. That'd be fun. 410 00:26:27,216 --> 00:26:29,116 - All right. - Be lots of fun. 411 00:26:29,218 --> 00:26:31,209 - Yeah. - What do you do? I mean, for fun. 412 00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:34,915 Usually just hang out with the girls. You know, drive around. That kind of stuff. 413 00:26:35,024 --> 00:26:37,424 There's a big party tonight. It should be really great. 414 00:26:37,526 --> 00:26:39,494 - Oh. - So-- 415 00:26:40,529 --> 00:26:42,429 - Do you want to come? - Yeah. 416 00:26:42,531 --> 00:26:44,431 - Yeah? - Yeah. That'd be fun. 417 00:26:44,533 --> 00:26:46,433 - Cool. Think it'll be all right? - It'll be fine. 418 00:26:46,535 --> 00:26:48,730 - Great. We'll pick you up at about 8:30. - Okay. Cool. 419 00:26:48,838 --> 00:26:50,738 - See you then. - Okay. Bye-bye. 420 00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:52,865 Bye. 421 00:26:52,975 --> 00:26:55,569 All right. Let's go. We gotta get ready. 422 00:27:05,054 --> 00:27:07,022 Sample of the goods. 423 00:27:09,091 --> 00:27:11,059 Fifteen bucks. 424 00:27:14,196 --> 00:27:16,630 - Can you spot me 10? - Hmm? 425 00:27:16,732 --> 00:27:19,326 I'll pay you, like, Tuesday and shit. 426 00:27:23,906 --> 00:27:25,806 Thank you. 427 00:27:25,908 --> 00:27:28,035 "Shebanga." Who is it? 428 00:27:28,144 --> 00:27:31,705 Kevin, I think you need to come out here a minute. - Hide the shit. 429 00:27:31,814 --> 00:27:34,578 - Oh, man. It reeks in here. - Shit. 430 00:27:34,683 --> 00:27:36,878 Slater, get up. 431 00:27:36,986 --> 00:27:40,513 Kevin, there's someone out here who says he needs to talk to you. 432 00:27:40,623 --> 00:27:42,523 Here. What about? 433 00:27:42,625 --> 00:27:45,150 Go get the door man. Here. 434 00:27:45,261 --> 00:27:47,422 - Slater, lose it. - Kevin, open the door. 435 00:27:47,530 --> 00:27:49,896 - Quick! - Lose it, man. Damn. 436 00:27:52,201 --> 00:27:54,499 Hey, Dad, Ma. What's up? 437 00:27:54,603 --> 00:27:57,367 - Did you order some kegs of beer? - No. 438 00:27:57,473 --> 00:28:00,738 Well, there's a fella in a beer truck out on the street that says you did. 439 00:28:00,843 --> 00:28:02,572 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 440 00:28:02,678 --> 00:28:05,078 Just a sec. 441 00:28:08,117 --> 00:28:10,085 Shit. 442 00:28:12,788 --> 00:28:15,279 - That guy said I ordered a keg of beer? - Yeah. 443 00:28:15,391 --> 00:28:18,155 He said it was to be delivered to the Pickford residence. 444 00:28:18,260 --> 00:28:20,319 - This address? - This address. 445 00:28:20,429 --> 00:28:24,229 That's kind of funny. Why don't I go out there and see what's goin' on? 446 00:28:24,333 --> 00:28:26,301 Yeah. I think you better. 447 00:28:26,402 --> 00:28:28,870 I'll be right back. 448 00:28:28,971 --> 00:28:31,064 You guys know anything about a party here tonight? 449 00:28:33,409 --> 00:28:35,639 - No, sir. - No. 450 00:28:42,885 --> 00:28:44,978 Hey, man. 451 00:28:45,087 --> 00:28:47,146 - Aren't you a little bit early? - Uh-- 452 00:28:48,190 --> 00:28:50,090 Yeah. About an hour and a half. 453 00:28:50,192 --> 00:28:52,660 But, see, I wanted to get here early, see if anyone's here. 454 00:28:52,761 --> 00:28:58,131 - I got this little action happening tonight, man, if you know what I mean. - So I guess you got the wrong house. 455 00:28:59,835 --> 00:29:01,735 Oh. 456 00:29:01,837 --> 00:29:06,297 Yeah. Inconvenience for you. I'm sorry. Uh, wrong Mr. Pickford all together. 457 00:29:06,408 --> 00:29:09,002 Hey. These things happen. Don't worry about it, Ben. 458 00:29:09,111 --> 00:29:11,079 Yeah. 459 00:29:13,916 --> 00:29:16,248 Were you going to have a party here tonight, Son? 460 00:29:16,352 --> 00:29:18,684 I don't know what that was all about. 461 00:29:18,787 --> 00:29:21,950 Start unpacking. We're not goin' anywhere. 462 00:29:22,057 --> 00:29:24,150 Frank-- 463 00:29:24,260 --> 00:29:26,228 - Fucker! - Frank-- 464 00:31:23,245 --> 00:31:25,440 Oh, look out! Look out! Look out! Aaah! 465 00:31:25,547 --> 00:31:28,072 Hey, batter, batter, batter, swing! 466 00:31:33,756 --> 00:31:35,280 Strike two! 467 00:31:35,391 --> 00:31:37,291 Time. 468 00:31:38,327 --> 00:31:42,320 Kramer, one more pitch. You better get this kid out or we're really gonna beat your ass. 469 00:31:42,431 --> 00:31:46,800 We're gonna beat you like a running mule. 470 00:31:46,902 --> 00:31:51,271 Hey, man. Forget about those guys. Let's just get this last guy out, okay? 471 00:31:51,373 --> 00:31:53,273 Easy for your ass to say. 472 00:31:53,375 --> 00:31:56,435 - Hey, man. There's nothing you can do about it. - I'll beat you too. 473 00:31:56,545 --> 00:31:58,877 - How'd they all know I was gonna be here? - Hey, Kramer! 474 00:31:58,981 --> 00:32:01,040 Quit stallin'! Let's go, baby! We're waiting for you! 475 00:32:01,150 --> 00:32:03,812 I hope you got more than a jockstrap under there, you little rat! 476 00:32:03,919 --> 00:32:08,117 Just because you're not gonna be able to sit down for the rest of the summer, don't let it affect your concentration. 477 00:32:08,223 --> 00:32:10,123 - Up yours. - Hey, Mitch. 478 00:32:10,225 --> 00:32:13,683 Could you do the rest of us a favor and leave through the gate in right field? 479 00:32:13,796 --> 00:32:15,696 That'll draw them all out of here. 480 00:32:15,798 --> 00:32:17,857 I mean, they're gonna get you anyway. 481 00:32:19,501 --> 00:32:21,469 Yeah. Get out of here. 482 00:32:21,570 --> 00:32:25,506 Who are you, buddy? - What are you looking at? Keep your head in the game. Concentrate! 483 00:32:42,224 --> 00:32:46,285 Strike three! Ball game! 484 00:33:02,778 --> 00:33:06,509 Good game. Good game. Good game. Good game. Good game. 485 00:33:06,615 --> 00:33:10,676 - Yeah, right. Right. Yeah. Right. - Good game. Good game. 486 00:33:11,753 --> 00:33:15,211 Yeah, right. Good game. Good game, man. Good game. 487 00:33:15,324 --> 00:33:17,849 Oh, yeah. Good game. Good game. 488 00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:21,452 Way to go, buddy. Way to go. 489 00:33:21,563 --> 00:33:23,531 Way to go. 490 00:33:23,632 --> 00:33:25,657 Come here, man! 491 00:33:25,767 --> 00:33:27,667 Mitchy. 492 00:33:27,769 --> 00:33:32,069 - Oh, what happened to your buds? - Aw, you're all alone. 493 00:33:32,174 --> 00:33:34,438 - Hey, Mi-- Oh. - Oh. 494 00:33:34,543 --> 00:33:38,035 - Hey, Mitch. Mitch! Hey! - Kramer. 495 00:33:39,882 --> 00:33:42,749 - How's your dad doing? - Uh, he's doing great. 496 00:33:44,119 --> 00:33:47,885 This arm ready to throw about 2,000 yards next fall? 497 00:33:47,990 --> 00:33:50,220 Oh. I don't know. We'll see. 498 00:33:50,325 --> 00:33:52,885 We're depending on you boys. 499 00:33:52,995 --> 00:33:56,123 And let me tell you what. You're looking good. 500 00:33:56,231 --> 00:33:59,291 Thirteen starters coming back. Twenty-two lettermen. 501 00:33:59,401 --> 00:34:02,962 - Lookin' tough. - Yeah. 502 00:34:03,071 --> 00:34:07,371 - Well, uh, you folks take care. - Okay. Good to see you, Randy. 503 00:35:21,550 --> 00:35:23,450 Whoa! 504 00:35:23,552 --> 00:35:26,578 Oh, God! You know that hurt! You know that hurt him, man. 505 00:35:26,688 --> 00:35:29,418 - What's goin' on here? - Oh, Pink, man. You missed it. Whoo! 506 00:35:29,524 --> 00:35:31,788 - What's up, buddy? - Where you guys headed off to now? 507 00:35:31,893 --> 00:35:35,192 - We're going up to the Emporium. Gonna join us? - Yeah. See you up there. 508 00:35:36,331 --> 00:35:38,799 You should sign my paddle later. 509 00:35:38,900 --> 00:35:40,993 - I gotta get seconds with him. - Wait, wait, wait. 510 00:35:41,103 --> 00:35:43,196 - This is just too slick. - You next, Pink? 511 00:35:43,305 --> 00:35:46,604 - Sure. - All right. Say, you already got the kid. 512 00:35:46,708 --> 00:35:50,542 All right. Fuck it. You know what? I'm gonna go find your little skinny partner Carl... 513 00:35:50,646 --> 00:35:53,706 and his mom, and let me tell you something, I took it easy on you. 514 00:35:53,815 --> 00:35:57,376 All right? Yeah. You're not smiling now, are you? You little sack of shit. 515 00:35:57,486 --> 00:35:59,420 Huh? Huh? 516 00:36:00,455 --> 00:36:02,582 - Benny, Don. - Say, man. 517 00:36:02,691 --> 00:36:05,285 - Bummer about Pickford's party, huh? - Yeah. 518 00:36:05,394 --> 00:36:10,161 Yeah. His old man found out. Total rip-off, man. 519 00:36:15,971 --> 00:36:19,236 Hey, man. You know, us-- We got a few sixers. You with us? 520 00:36:19,341 --> 00:36:22,367 Uh, yeah. I gotta go home and change. I'll catch up with you, okay? 521 00:36:22,477 --> 00:36:25,344 All right. See you later. Hey, kid. Take care of that butt. 522 00:36:25,447 --> 00:36:27,574 Say, guys. Hold up. 523 00:36:32,287 --> 00:36:34,448 You need a ride? 524 00:36:34,556 --> 00:36:37,684 Yeah. Uh... 525 00:36:37,793 --> 00:36:40,091 I think they left me. 526 00:36:42,564 --> 00:36:44,532 Here you go, man. 527 00:37:00,248 --> 00:37:03,513 Yeah, there's always one senior who has to be the badass. 528 00:37:04,786 --> 00:37:10,053 I think O'Bannion's gonna be the first senior in history to take that honor two years in a row. 529 00:37:10,158 --> 00:37:12,922 Guy's a dick. Right? 530 00:37:14,229 --> 00:37:17,596 Yeah. He's, uh, kind of a joke. 531 00:37:17,699 --> 00:37:20,964 He's not a bad guy to have on your side, though, blocking for ya. 532 00:37:21,069 --> 00:37:23,731 Yeah. 533 00:37:23,839 --> 00:37:26,501 Did you get it bad when you were a freshman? 534 00:37:26,608 --> 00:37:29,202 Shit, man. Aw. 535 00:37:29,311 --> 00:37:32,712 They waited for my ass after baseball practice and got me. 536 00:37:32,814 --> 00:37:35,647 God, it was vicious. 537 00:37:35,751 --> 00:37:38,549 I mean, actually, it is best to get a lot at once, you know... 538 00:37:38,653 --> 00:37:42,851 'cause after about 10 licks, your ass gets so numb, you might as well get it over with. 539 00:37:44,993 --> 00:37:47,188 I had some pretty cool seniors though, you know. 540 00:37:47,295 --> 00:37:50,264 They'd take you out and bust the hell out of you and then... 541 00:37:50,365 --> 00:37:52,265 go get you drunk. 542 00:37:52,367 --> 00:37:55,268 - You know, stuff like that. - Cool. 543 00:38:01,143 --> 00:38:03,407 - Thanks, man. - Yeah. Take care, man. 544 00:38:07,115 --> 00:38:10,209 Uh, hey, man. Uh, look. Since the party's not goin' on... 545 00:38:10,318 --> 00:38:14,652 me and some of the other guys will probably end up just riding around. 546 00:38:14,756 --> 00:38:17,281 You want us to stop by and pick you up? 547 00:38:17,392 --> 00:38:20,828 - Well, do you think that's a good idea? - Oh, yeah. Sure, man. No problem. 548 00:38:20,929 --> 00:38:25,332 Even after you've gotten it bad, the guys who haven't got you yet will give you a few days to rest. 549 00:38:25,433 --> 00:38:29,893 It, uh-- It'd be a pretty cool move to show up and let 'em know it doesn't bother you that much. 550 00:38:30,005 --> 00:38:32,371 Yeah, okay. Cool. 551 00:38:32,474 --> 00:38:34,965 - See you later? - Yeah. Sure. Thanks for the ride, man. 552 00:38:36,011 --> 00:38:38,809 Hey, man. Uh, put some ice on it for a while. 553 00:38:38,914 --> 00:38:41,644 After that it won't be anything a few beers can't take care of. 554 00:39:27,295 --> 00:39:29,263 Like, what did she say? I'm just interested. 555 00:39:29,364 --> 00:39:31,457 I think it's funny. What did she call me? 556 00:39:31,566 --> 00:39:35,229 You hang out with her. You know it. We know they talk about us.Just tell us. 557 00:39:35,337 --> 00:39:37,237 - Nothing. - We don't care. 558 00:39:37,339 --> 00:39:41,400 Oh, come on. Nothing. That's a lie when you do that. I know you're lying, you bitch. 559 00:39:41,509 --> 00:39:43,500 - I know you're lying. - You're not gonna get mad? 560 00:39:43,612 --> 00:39:46,706 I'm not gonna get mad. I think it's a riot. I don't care what she thinks. 561 00:39:46,815 --> 00:39:49,682 All right. She called you a bitch and you a slut. 562 00:39:49,784 --> 00:39:52,981 A slut? She called me a slut? That bitch. I can't-- 563 00:39:53,088 --> 00:39:55,215 - Everybody calls you a slut. - Shavonne! 564 00:39:55,323 --> 00:39:58,019 - Oh, shit! - Oh, that bitch. I'm gonna kick her ass. 565 00:39:58,126 --> 00:40:00,117 I can't believe that. What a bitch. 566 00:40:00,228 --> 00:40:03,061 - I thought you said you weren't gonna get mad. - I'm not mad. 567 00:40:10,872 --> 00:40:13,705 - Look. I got a confession to make. - What do you mean a confession? 568 00:40:13,808 --> 00:40:16,868 For the, like, last year or so I've been talking about going to law school... 569 00:40:16,978 --> 00:40:20,846 so I can be an A.C.L.U. lawyer and be in a position to help people who are getting fucked over. 570 00:40:20,949 --> 00:40:24,146 - Uh-huh. - Well, I was standing in line at the post office yesterday, you know. 571 00:40:24,252 --> 00:40:26,846 And I'm looking around. And everybody's looking really pathetic. 572 00:40:26,955 --> 00:40:30,391 You know what I mean? I mean, like, people had-- like, got drool just sort of-- 573 00:40:30,492 --> 00:40:33,086 Then this guy's bending over. You could see the crack of his-- 574 00:40:33,194 --> 00:40:35,822 - Aw! - It was, like, wife beaters. It was-- Anyway, it was-- 575 00:40:35,931 --> 00:40:39,059 And I realized I just don't want to do it. You know what I mean? 576 00:40:39,167 --> 00:40:43,661 It sounds good, but I have to confront the fact that I don't like the people I've been talking about helping out. 577 00:40:43,772 --> 00:40:46,900 You know what I'm-- I don't think I like people, period. You guys are okay. 578 00:40:47,008 --> 00:40:49,101 I'm just trying to be honest about being a misanthrope. 579 00:40:49,210 --> 00:40:51,178 So you're not gonna go to law school? 580 00:40:51,279 --> 00:40:54,009 What do you want to do then? 581 00:40:54,115 --> 00:40:56,015 I want to dance. 582 00:41:02,190 --> 00:41:04,556 All right. Let's rock and roll. 583 00:41:07,028 --> 00:41:09,428 Hey. Hop in, man. 584 00:41:09,531 --> 00:41:11,658 Hey, man. Whose car? 585 00:41:11,766 --> 00:41:13,961 - You know Wooderson? - How's it goin', man? 586 00:41:14,069 --> 00:41:17,197 Hey. Pretty good. How's it goin' with you? 587 00:41:18,907 --> 00:41:22,570 Say, man. You got a joint? 588 00:41:22,677 --> 00:41:24,736 Uh, no. Not on me, man. 589 00:41:27,816 --> 00:41:30,376 It'd be a lot cooler if you did. 590 00:41:38,193 --> 00:41:40,354 All right, all right, all right. 591 00:41:40,462 --> 00:41:44,364 Hey, man. You still driving in to Houston in the morning to get those Aerosmith tickets? 592 00:41:44,466 --> 00:41:46,366 Ooh, you're damn right. 593 00:41:46,468 --> 00:41:48,959 - Evenin', ladies. Ow! - Nice. 594 00:41:49,070 --> 00:41:51,834 - Need me to pick you up a couple? - Yeah. Two. 595 00:41:51,940 --> 00:41:53,840 Cool. 596 00:41:54,876 --> 00:41:58,471 - Hey, man. You sure I'm okay in here? - Yeah, man. You'll be okay. 597 00:41:58,580 --> 00:42:01,310 Look. If anyone starts messing with you, just play it cool. 598 00:42:34,215 --> 00:42:36,274 One to go. 599 00:42:36,384 --> 00:42:38,284 "Prickford." 600 00:42:38,386 --> 00:42:39,819 "Wood-a-been."Happening? 601 00:42:39,921 --> 00:42:41,980 It's a bummer about your party, man. 602 00:42:42,090 --> 00:42:45,457 What can I say? It's beyond me. The delivery guy bricked. 603 00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:47,824 And it's a-- Keep your eye on the ball-- 604 00:42:47,929 --> 00:42:49,226 dead issue! 605 00:42:49,330 --> 00:42:51,264 - Hey, man. How's it going? - Good. What's goin' on? 606 00:42:51,366 --> 00:42:52,458 - Nothin'. - Not much? 607 00:42:52,567 --> 00:42:53,966 - Nothing at all. - Hey. 608 00:42:54,069 --> 00:42:56,299 - Hey. - Hey, uh, you know Mitch? 609 00:42:56,404 --> 00:42:59,430 - Oh, yeah. I think I just heard about you. - Really? What'd you hear? 610 00:42:59,541 --> 00:43:02,977 - I don't know, man. Are you okay? - Oh. Yeah. 611 00:43:04,813 --> 00:43:07,247 Oh. I guess I'll see you guys a little later. 612 00:43:07,348 --> 00:43:09,976 - Okay. Talk to you later. - Okay. See you. 613 00:43:18,793 --> 00:43:22,024 Hey, man. What grade's she in? 614 00:43:22,130 --> 00:43:24,155 Sophomore. 615 00:43:24,265 --> 00:43:26,165 - Come on. Come on. - All right. 616 00:43:26,267 --> 00:43:28,895 Hurry up. Go. We gotta hurry though. 617 00:43:29,003 --> 00:43:32,131 Check this out. Double-barreled purple coming in on Sunday. - Donny. 618 00:43:32,240 --> 00:43:35,209 - I got a big surprise for you. - After I make this shot. 619 00:43:35,310 --> 00:43:38,802 Oh, God. Hold onto this. Tight. Lookin' good. 620 00:43:41,249 --> 00:43:43,149 Yeah. Yeah. 621 00:43:43,251 --> 00:43:46,049 Whoa! Gene! 622 00:43:46,154 --> 00:43:48,054 Nice tongue! 623 00:43:48,156 --> 00:43:50,147 - Who painted 'em? - Mostly Michelle. 624 00:43:50,258 --> 00:43:52,783 Ah! 625 00:43:52,894 --> 00:43:54,953 - Hey. I got an idea. - What? 626 00:43:55,063 --> 00:43:57,531 - A beer bust later on. - Hey, man. 627 00:43:57,632 --> 00:44:00,465 Pickford's got a doob we're about to burn. Are you with us? 628 00:44:00,568 --> 00:44:03,036 Think about it. Yeah. 629 00:44:03,138 --> 00:44:05,072 Are you cool, man? 630 00:44:06,741 --> 00:44:08,641 Like how? 631 00:44:11,546 --> 00:44:13,707 Okay. 632 00:44:13,815 --> 00:44:16,477 Hey, man. Wait up. 633 00:44:16,584 --> 00:44:18,779 He was just asking if you get high. 634 00:44:18,887 --> 00:44:21,253 - Yeah. Like, smoke pot? - Yeah. 635 00:44:21,356 --> 00:44:24,052 Oh. I never have before, but, you know. 636 00:44:33,334 --> 00:44:35,359 - Where you goin'? Mike. Mike. - Where you goin'? 637 00:44:35,470 --> 00:44:37,370 - Where you goin'? - I-- You knock. 638 00:44:37,472 --> 00:44:39,440 Just-- 639 00:44:42,877 --> 00:44:45,175 I-- No. 640 00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:48,408 Crank it up! 641 00:44:51,553 --> 00:44:54,021 Look out! 642 00:44:56,124 --> 00:44:58,024 Later. 643 00:44:58,126 --> 00:45:01,653 Hi there. 644 00:45:01,763 --> 00:45:03,993 Great. 645 00:45:04,098 --> 00:45:09,593 Here you go. 646 00:45:13,741 --> 00:45:16,073 Hey. It's the chicks. Shavonne still thinks she's mad at me. 647 00:45:16,177 --> 00:45:19,408 Watch me get a little something going right here. Hey. What's going on? 648 00:45:19,514 --> 00:45:22,244 - What are you guys up to? - Oh, a little weed. You know. 649 00:45:22,350 --> 00:45:25,114 - There may be a beer bust later on. - Oh, really? 650 00:45:25,220 --> 00:45:27,120 - Yeah. - Cool. 651 00:45:27,222 --> 00:45:29,918 - Guess we'll see you around. - All right. Check you later. 652 00:45:30,024 --> 00:45:31,389 - Bye. - Later. 653 00:45:31,492 --> 00:45:34,393 Slater, man, why are you always such a dork, man? 654 00:45:34,495 --> 00:45:37,589 - What are you talkin' about? - "Check you later." "Check you later." 655 00:45:37,699 --> 00:45:39,667 Hey, man. Get off my case, man. 656 00:45:39,767 --> 00:45:42,634 Oh, man. Chicks don't want to hear that shit. 657 00:45:42,737 --> 00:45:44,728 Well, they don't want to hear anything, man. 658 00:45:44,839 --> 00:45:48,605 The g-- The girls, man, in our classes-- They're all prudes, man. 659 00:45:48,710 --> 00:45:50,837 - They're worthless little bitches, man. - Oh, my God-- 660 00:45:50,945 --> 00:45:54,073 It's the girls ahead of us. They were wild. Our class is just worthless. 661 00:45:54,182 --> 00:45:58,084 Maybe you've just never gotten past the sniffing butt stage. That's what that sounds like to me. 662 00:45:58,186 --> 00:46:01,383 Hey, man. It's-- It's quality, not quantity. All right, man? 663 00:46:01,489 --> 00:46:05,289 And-- And wait till I get to college, man. I can't wait to get to college, man. 664 00:46:05,393 --> 00:46:08,419 Yeah. When I get to college, all I'm gonna do is bang, bang, bang, bang. 665 00:46:33,521 --> 00:46:35,512 Hey, Hirshfelder. Let's go. Come on. 666 00:46:35,623 --> 00:46:38,649 Yeah. Let's go. Let's get out of here. 667 00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:40,887 - Let's go. - Come on, man! 668 00:46:40,995 --> 00:46:43,691 - What? - It's time to leave. 669 00:46:43,798 --> 00:46:46,164 I'll be right back. 670 00:46:54,342 --> 00:46:58,335 Hey. You boys leave, you can't come back. 671 00:46:58,446 --> 00:47:01,006 Aw, gee. You hear that? 672 00:47:01,115 --> 00:47:03,208 If we leave, we can't come back. 673 00:47:03,318 --> 00:47:05,218 Oh, no! 674 00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:07,345 What should we do? 675 00:47:09,457 --> 00:47:12,620 What the hell are we doing? I was gettin' there. 676 00:47:12,727 --> 00:47:14,627 Man, I had my hand up her shirt. 677 00:47:14,729 --> 00:47:17,459 - Oh, yeah. - You were gettin' there? 678 00:47:17,565 --> 00:47:19,726 You hear that? He was gettin' there. 679 00:47:20,768 --> 00:47:25,205 Son, you wouldn't know what to do with it even if you had gotten there. So don't worry about it. 680 00:47:25,306 --> 00:47:27,740 - Just 'cause you guys are striking out. - Grow up, boy. 681 00:47:27,842 --> 00:47:30,208 - That was our last junior high party. - That's right. 682 00:47:30,311 --> 00:47:34,111 We're in the big time now. We're freshmen, where all the girls will be putting out. 683 00:47:34,215 --> 00:47:37,116 Your days of lying around and pulling tongue all night are over. 684 00:47:37,218 --> 00:47:39,118 Yeah, right. 685 00:47:56,304 --> 00:47:58,864 - You didn't know she stuffs her bra? - Terry stuffs her bra? 686 00:47:58,973 --> 00:48:01,737 - You didn't know those were socks? Shit. - Yeah. 687 00:48:01,843 --> 00:48:03,811 They looked real to me. 688 00:48:07,248 --> 00:48:10,149 - Oh, shit. - Scatter! 689 00:48:15,323 --> 00:48:18,224 This one right here! Come here, baby! We got you, baby! 690 00:48:18,326 --> 00:48:20,260 Whoo! 691 00:48:20,361 --> 00:48:22,420 All right. Get out there. Go, baby. Go. 692 00:48:24,699 --> 00:48:27,065 Come here. Come here, you little fag. Come here. 693 00:48:27,168 --> 00:48:29,068 Come on. 694 00:48:29,170 --> 00:48:32,367 Get over here. Where you running to, boy, huh? 695 00:48:32,473 --> 00:48:34,600 We ain't gonna hurt you-- much. 696 00:48:35,676 --> 00:48:38,736 Just hold onto that fence there, all right, and just squeal like a pig. 697 00:48:40,948 --> 00:48:42,916 - You ready to switch-hit? - Oh, yeah. 698 00:48:43,017 --> 00:48:45,747 I'm first. 699 00:48:52,026 --> 00:48:55,325 Geez. Bastards. 700 00:48:55,430 --> 00:48:57,830 Whoo! 701 00:49:02,236 --> 00:49:04,261 Hey, you guys. 702 00:49:05,473 --> 00:49:07,441 Take it easy on the kid, would you? 703 00:49:07,542 --> 00:49:09,772 Here comes another one, freshman. You ready? 704 00:49:09,877 --> 00:49:11,777 - Ladies. - You like that? 705 00:49:11,879 --> 00:49:14,814 One more for my mother. 706 00:49:16,083 --> 00:49:18,643 Hey. Who is that kid? 707 00:49:18,753 --> 00:49:23,019 What? That kid there? Just some kid we saw running around that shouldn't have been, by the rec center. 708 00:49:23,124 --> 00:49:25,354 Hey. Can we have some of those beers? 709 00:49:25,460 --> 00:49:28,293 - One of these? - Yeah. 710 00:49:28,396 --> 00:49:30,864 - Why? - Just give me a beer. 711 00:49:30,965 --> 00:49:33,229 - Get out of here, I said! - Yeah? 712 00:49:33,334 --> 00:49:35,234 Catch. Huh? Hmm? 713 00:49:35,336 --> 00:49:38,237 Tubbs, catch. Good. Get out of here. 714 00:49:38,339 --> 00:49:41,137 - What are you wasting a beer on him for? - What? 715 00:49:42,176 --> 00:49:44,804 - It's not a big deal. It's not a big deal. - Give 'em a beer. 716 00:49:44,912 --> 00:49:46,880 Man, this fuckin' sucks. All right? 717 00:49:46,981 --> 00:49:50,280 Last fuckin' day of school. No fuckin' party. No fuckin'-- 718 00:49:52,386 --> 00:49:54,581 - You just wasted another fuckin' beer. - Oh, shut up. 719 00:49:54,689 --> 00:49:56,589 Thanks. 720 00:49:56,691 --> 00:49:59,023 - Hmm. - Hey. 721 00:50:02,463 --> 00:50:04,761 So, which one of your friends bought you the beer this time? 722 00:50:04,866 --> 00:50:06,766 - Right. - Hey! Fuck her! I did! 723 00:50:06,868 --> 00:50:09,996 - Yeah, bite me! - You wish, asshole! 724 00:50:10,104 --> 00:50:12,004 Fuck you! 725 00:50:12,106 --> 00:50:14,836 Why are guys such pigs? 726 00:50:14,942 --> 00:50:16,842 - What? - Let's get out of here. 727 00:50:16,944 --> 00:50:19,504 Mmm. We're out of here. 728 00:50:19,614 --> 00:50:22,583 Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here. 729 00:50:22,683 --> 00:50:26,779 We got 411 positrack out back, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intakes... 730 00:50:26,888 --> 00:50:31,791 Ford over-30, 11 -to-1 pop-up pistons, Turbo-jet 390 horsepower. 731 00:50:31,893 --> 00:50:34,088 We're talkin' some fuckin' muscle. 732 00:50:34,195 --> 00:50:36,959 Hey, man, I know you got this thing out of a comic book. 733 00:50:37,064 --> 00:50:39,965 I saw the ad-- 2.95. It was right next to the sea monkeys. 734 00:50:40,067 --> 00:50:41,967 You see that over there? That's white lightning. 735 00:50:42,069 --> 00:50:45,095 You see the shoes on that thing? You gotta get some tires. These are pizza cutters. 736 00:50:47,208 --> 00:50:49,699 Yeah. 737 00:50:49,810 --> 00:50:52,142 - Ow. - You're such an expert. 738 00:50:52,246 --> 00:50:54,942 This is sad. Shouldn't we be doing something else? 739 00:50:55,049 --> 00:50:56,949 Yeah. Like what? 740 00:50:57,051 --> 00:50:58,951 - I'm bored. - You're always bored. 741 00:50:59,053 --> 00:51:00,782 - Let's split. - Where you wanna go? 742 00:51:00,888 --> 00:51:02,412 Then you're boring. 743 00:51:02,523 --> 00:51:04,423 - Pink! - Hey. 744 00:51:04,525 --> 00:51:07,016 Hey. You hear anything more about a beer bust? 745 00:51:07,128 --> 00:51:10,723 - Talk to this man right here. - Patience, darlin', patience. 746 00:51:10,831 --> 00:51:12,731 - Hey. - Hey. 747 00:51:12,833 --> 00:51:17,293 - What are you doing here? - I was just about to ask you the same question. 748 00:51:17,405 --> 00:51:19,566 - I heard you got busted. - Oh, yeah. 749 00:51:19,674 --> 00:51:21,574 They just got Hirshfelder too. 750 00:51:21,676 --> 00:51:23,166 - Really? - Yeah. 751 00:51:23,277 --> 00:51:25,245 - Like, how bad? - Bad. 752 00:51:26,581 --> 00:51:28,981 - Was it O'Bannion? - Yeah. 753 00:51:29,083 --> 00:51:31,483 God, I hate that jerk. 754 00:51:31,586 --> 00:51:33,645 I know. 755 00:51:33,754 --> 00:51:36,314 So, um-- 756 00:51:36,424 --> 00:51:38,619 What have you guys been doin'? Just-- 757 00:51:38,726 --> 00:51:41,820 I don't know. Driving around, mostly. 758 00:51:41,929 --> 00:51:44,159 I didn't know that Jodi was your big sister. 759 00:51:44,265 --> 00:51:46,665 - Oop. - Hey, did I hear my name over here? 760 00:51:46,767 --> 00:51:49,531 You guys talkin' about me? Hey, kiddo. 761 00:51:50,671 --> 00:51:53,196 Heard they got you pretty bad. 762 00:51:53,307 --> 00:51:56,936 And I asked them to take it easy on you. I can't believe they did that. 763 00:51:57,044 --> 00:51:59,512 Man! God! No wonder! 764 00:51:59,614 --> 00:52:04,176 Pink, what happened? 765 00:52:04,285 --> 00:52:06,185 So, where'd they find Hirsh? 766 00:52:06,287 --> 00:52:09,188 I don't know. Walking out of the rec center, I think. 767 00:52:09,290 --> 00:52:11,190 Hey. 768 00:52:11,292 --> 00:52:14,784 - What have you guys been doin'? - Pink, right? 769 00:52:16,297 --> 00:52:18,197 Hi! 770 00:52:18,299 --> 00:52:20,199 Ohh! 771 00:52:20,301 --> 00:52:22,269 Hi. 772 00:52:25,439 --> 00:52:27,407 Whew. 773 00:52:27,508 --> 00:52:30,944 Face it. You got busted because you couldn't get away. 774 00:52:31,045 --> 00:52:33,013 You try and outrun O'Bannion and those guys. 775 00:52:33,114 --> 00:52:36,675 I'm gonna be laughin' my ass off when it's your turn, when they're busting your ass. 776 00:52:36,784 --> 00:52:39,116 Hey, man, I heard last year... 777 00:52:39,220 --> 00:52:41,381 they caught about 10 freshmen at once. 778 00:52:41,489 --> 00:52:44,390 O'Bannion backed his truck over some pizzas and made 'em eat it, man. 779 00:52:44,492 --> 00:52:46,392 I mean, that's bullshit. Right? 780 00:52:46,494 --> 00:52:49,395 Idiot flunks his senior year so he can be a dick two years in a row? 781 00:52:49,497 --> 00:52:51,397 Is that legal? 782 00:52:51,499 --> 00:52:53,467 Damn you, Carl! 783 00:52:59,507 --> 00:53:02,408 Ohh! Okay. Let me out. 784 00:53:02,510 --> 00:53:05,843 Hey, Slater, you fuckin' hippie! Give me drugs, man! 785 00:53:05,946 --> 00:53:08,414 Get some from your mother, man. 786 00:53:08,516 --> 00:53:11,417 - Yeah, we just banged your mother. - Okay. Fuck you, dickhead. 787 00:53:13,521 --> 00:53:17,924 Those guys, man. Man of the woods. What's goin' on? God, I haven't seen you in so long. 788 00:53:18,025 --> 00:53:19,925 My man, what is happenin'? 789 00:53:20,027 --> 00:53:22,393 Long time no see. 790 00:53:22,496 --> 00:53:25,431 - What have you been up to? - Same old shit, man. 791 00:53:25,533 --> 00:53:27,865 - Workin' for the city. - Workin' man, huh? 792 00:53:27,968 --> 00:53:30,801 Been thinkin' about gettin' back in school though, man. 793 00:53:30,905 --> 00:53:33,237 - Back in J.C., somethin' like that? - Yeah, man. 794 00:53:33,340 --> 00:53:36,741 I mean, that's where all the girls are, right? 795 00:53:36,844 --> 00:53:39,745 But on the other hand, man, I'd just as soon keep workin'. 796 00:53:39,847 --> 00:53:42,748 - Keep a little change in my pocket. - Yeah? Wait. 797 00:53:42,850 --> 00:53:46,752 Rather than spend my time listenin' to some dipshit who doesn't know what he's talkin' about anyway. 798 00:53:46,854 --> 00:53:48,822 I know what you're talkin' about. 799 00:53:50,591 --> 00:53:52,991 - Say, you're a freshman, right? - Yeah. 800 00:53:53,094 --> 00:53:55,995 All right, so tell me, man. How's this year's crop of freshman chicks lookin'? 801 00:53:58,099 --> 00:54:01,500 Wood, you're gonna end up in jail sometime really soon. I know that for a fact. 802 00:54:01,602 --> 00:54:04,002 No, man. No, let me tell you. 803 00:54:04,105 --> 00:54:08,371 That's what I love about these high school girls, man. 804 00:54:08,476 --> 00:54:11,274 I get older, they stay the same age. 805 00:54:11,378 --> 00:54:13,278 Yes, they do. 806 00:54:13,380 --> 00:54:15,280 Yes, they do. 807 00:54:15,382 --> 00:54:18,749 - You guys wanna go for a spin? - Shotgun! 808 00:54:18,853 --> 00:54:20,821 Aw. 809 00:54:20,921 --> 00:54:23,685 - Woods. - I'm here, man. 810 00:54:23,791 --> 00:54:25,691 You wanna come along? 811 00:54:25,793 --> 00:54:27,693 Yeah. Why not? 812 00:54:27,795 --> 00:54:30,923 - Take care, bro. - You boys have fun now. 813 00:54:31,031 --> 00:54:33,761 Listen, I'm gonna give you shotgun. 814 00:54:33,868 --> 00:54:37,565 But I want you to know it's because-- only 'cause I'm goin' inside. 815 00:54:37,671 --> 00:54:40,970 - Keep that in mind. All right? - Okay. Got it. 816 00:54:44,645 --> 00:54:47,170 - Hey, man, whose bowling ball is this? - It's yours, man. 817 00:54:47,281 --> 00:54:49,681 - Slater. - Hey, man. What's happening? 818 00:54:49,784 --> 00:54:51,911 - Play a little foosball? - Yeah! 819 00:55:12,306 --> 00:55:14,137 Junior. 820 00:55:20,948 --> 00:55:23,849 Pull over to the trash can! Pull over to the trash can! 821 00:55:23,951 --> 00:55:25,475 Lemme, lemme, lemme, lemme-- 822 00:55:34,595 --> 00:55:37,996 Okay. Okay. Oh! 823 00:55:38,098 --> 00:55:39,827 Shit, yeah! 824 00:55:44,038 --> 00:55:46,370 - Yeah! - Yeah! 825 00:55:46,473 --> 00:55:48,600 Hey, you guys, pull over to that one over there. 826 00:55:48,709 --> 00:55:50,768 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Here, hold this. Hold this. 827 00:55:55,716 --> 00:55:58,412 - I got it! Go! Go! - Guess what. 828 00:55:58,519 --> 00:56:00,919 It's garbage day! 829 00:56:01,956 --> 00:56:04,720 Yeah! 830 00:56:04,825 --> 00:56:07,794 Whoo! We're fuckin' runnin'! 831 00:56:09,063 --> 00:56:11,361 Yeah! Whoo! 832 00:56:11,465 --> 00:56:15,299 - Whoo! - Oh, my-- 833 00:56:16,403 --> 00:56:18,303 Bowling ball. 834 00:56:18,405 --> 00:56:20,373 - Yeah! - Throw the bowling ball. 835 00:56:20,474 --> 00:56:22,442 Think I should? 836 00:56:22,543 --> 00:56:24,807 - Yeah! Throw it! - Throw it! Throw it! 837 00:56:24,912 --> 00:56:27,437 Come on. You're playin' with the big boys now. 838 00:56:27,548 --> 00:56:30,745 Do it! Throw it! Faggot-sissy-pussy freshman! Throw it! 839 00:56:30,851 --> 00:56:32,716 - Throw it! - Heave it! 840 00:56:38,759 --> 00:56:40,693 Fuck 'em! 841 00:56:40,794 --> 00:56:45,458 That bowling ball said "Oof!" to that damn windshield! 842 00:56:45,566 --> 00:56:48,592 - Yeah! - Ha-ha! You're nuts, junior! 843 00:56:48,702 --> 00:56:50,602 You're nuts! 844 00:56:50,704 --> 00:56:52,604 Hey, man, we're out of beer. 845 00:56:52,706 --> 00:56:55,732 - We gotta make a Grab-'N'-Go stop. - Fuck that. 846 00:56:55,843 --> 00:56:58,368 - I don't have any money. Who's got money? - I gave mine to him. 847 00:56:58,479 --> 00:57:00,379 Where's your money? Nah, doesn't matter. 848 00:57:00,481 --> 00:57:02,642 Pull in heading out that way. 849 00:57:07,621 --> 00:57:10,181 - What are you gonna do, man? Hoist it? - Yeah. That all I ever do. 850 00:57:10,291 --> 00:57:13,692 - I just need the freshman as a lookout. - I don't wanna get in trouble. Do you, Randall Pink? 851 00:57:13,794 --> 00:57:16,262 - I don't know about this, Don. - Come on. 852 00:57:19,600 --> 00:57:21,500 I don't wanna see you. 853 00:57:21,602 --> 00:57:23,866 Better be careful, junior. 854 00:57:24,939 --> 00:57:27,567 - Sunflower seeds. - Zigzags! 855 00:57:27,675 --> 00:57:30,644 - Zigzags. - Hey, man, I'm not too sure about this. 856 00:57:30,744 --> 00:57:34,077 Shh. I'm really gonna pay for it. I'm just messin' around with them. Okay? 857 00:57:35,182 --> 00:57:37,150 Good. 858 00:57:53,033 --> 00:57:54,933 Run! Go, go, go, go, go! 859 00:57:55,035 --> 00:57:58,664 Come on, guys! We gotta get out of here, man! Let's go! 860 00:57:58,772 --> 00:58:01,002 - Let's go! - Oh, my God! 861 00:58:01,108 --> 00:58:04,077 All right, now don't try anything, or I'll shoot the shit out of ya. 862 00:58:04,178 --> 00:58:07,978 - Don, give the beer back, man. - I paid for the beer, man. 863 00:58:09,249 --> 00:58:11,513 Busted my mailbox, didn't you? 864 00:58:12,686 --> 00:58:14,586 Look me in the eye, punk! 865 00:58:14,688 --> 00:58:17,179 I don't know what you're talking about, sir, but I suggest that you-- 866 00:58:17,291 --> 00:58:19,054 You busted it, didn't ya? 867 00:58:23,464 --> 00:58:26,433 Tamperin' with mailboxes is a felony offense. 868 00:58:27,768 --> 00:58:30,931 I done called the police. 869 00:58:31,038 --> 00:58:33,734 I think you boys oughta get out of the car. 870 00:58:33,841 --> 00:58:36,833 - Just go, man. - Nice and slow. 871 00:58:37,311 --> 00:58:38,869 Go, go, go! 872 00:58:40,180 --> 00:58:42,080 Whoo! 873 00:58:45,052 --> 00:58:46,713 Get down! 874 00:58:46,820 --> 00:58:49,084 He's shooting at us! Holy-- 875 00:58:53,627 --> 00:58:55,754 Fairly uneventful, huh? 876 00:58:57,698 --> 00:58:59,598 Which one of you had the theory... 877 00:58:59,700 --> 00:59:02,601 about how President Ford's old football head injuries... 878 00:59:02,703 --> 00:59:04,603 is affecting the economy? 879 00:59:04,705 --> 00:59:08,106 - Did you know Ford was on the Warren Commission? - Who cares? He's out of there this fall. 880 00:59:08,208 --> 00:59:10,108 Look, we need some alcohol. 881 00:59:10,210 --> 00:59:12,701 That's a thought. 882 00:59:41,008 --> 00:59:44,239 Why don't you run over to the Centennial and pick me up a sixer of this stuff. 883 00:59:44,344 --> 00:59:46,835 - Think you can do that? - Uh-- 884 00:59:48,148 --> 00:59:50,048 - Thanks, man. - Good luck! 885 00:59:51,952 --> 00:59:55,752 I'm just saying, if we're gonna drive around, we should just do something-- Ohh! 886 00:59:55,856 --> 00:59:57,756 Yeah. You know, you're right, man. 887 00:59:57,858 --> 01:00:02,761 I'm just gonna, you know, get drunk, maybe get laid, or get in a fight. 888 01:00:02,863 --> 01:00:05,297 No, I'm serious, man! We should be up for anything! 889 01:00:05,399 --> 01:00:07,299 I know. We are. But what? 890 01:00:07,401 --> 01:00:11,838 I mean, God, don't you ever feel like everything we do and everything we've been taught... 891 01:00:11,939 --> 01:00:13,839 is just to service the future? 892 01:00:13,941 --> 01:00:16,205 Yeah, I know. It's like it's all preparation. 893 01:00:16,310 --> 01:00:19,108 Right. But what are we preparing ourselves for? 894 01:00:19,213 --> 01:00:21,340 - Death. - Life of the party. 895 01:00:21,448 --> 01:00:23,348 It's true. 896 01:00:23,450 --> 01:00:25,350 You know, but that's valid. 897 01:00:25,452 --> 01:00:29,354 Because if we're all gonna die anyway, shouldn't we be enjoying ourselves now? 898 01:00:29,456 --> 01:00:32,448 You know? I'd like to quit thinking of the present-- like, right now-- 899 01:00:32,559 --> 01:00:36,188 as some minor, insignificant preamble to somethin' else. 900 01:00:36,296 --> 01:00:41,859 Exactly! That's what everybody in this car needs-- some good old, worthwhile visceral experience. 901 01:00:42,970 --> 01:00:46,030 Remember to eat a green thing every day. 902 01:00:46,140 --> 01:00:48,040 And have lots of calcium. 903 01:00:48,142 --> 01:00:51,543 It's very important for young mothers to have lots of calcium. 904 01:00:51,645 --> 01:00:54,705 - There you are. See you tomorrow night. - Bye. 905 01:00:54,815 --> 01:00:58,410 - How are you this evening? - Pretty good. How's it goin'? 906 01:00:58,519 --> 01:01:01,420 Be goin' a lot better when I get off in a couple of hours. 907 01:01:01,522 --> 01:01:03,490 Yeah, I hear that. 908 01:01:07,594 --> 01:01:10,119 - You're 18, right? - Oh, yeah. 909 01:01:10,230 --> 01:01:13,757 - Just graduated. - Graduated. Congratulations. 910 01:01:13,867 --> 01:01:18,167 - So, you off to college in the fall? - Uh, you know, I'm still not sure. 911 01:01:18,272 --> 01:01:20,638 I'm workin' right now for the city. 912 01:01:21,808 --> 01:01:26,177 Thinkin' of holding on to the job for a while. You know, it's money in my pocket. 913 01:01:26,280 --> 01:01:29,044 I hear that. Here's some more money for your pocket. 914 01:01:29,149 --> 01:01:31,913 - You have a nice night tonight. - Okay. Thanks. 915 01:01:32,019 --> 01:01:34,487 Hey, take it easy. 916 01:01:36,690 --> 01:01:38,681 Psst! Hey, Mitch. 917 01:01:40,827 --> 01:01:42,761 Hey. There you guys are. 918 01:01:42,863 --> 01:01:45,889 - Hey, man, what's in the bag? - Ah, a sixer. 919 01:01:45,999 --> 01:01:47,933 - You owe me one, man. - Yeah. 920 01:01:48,035 --> 01:01:50,003 They busted the hell out of Hirshfelder too. 921 01:01:50,103 --> 01:01:52,970 - Yeah, I heard. - Hey, man, you're over at the Emporium? 922 01:01:53,073 --> 01:01:56,873 - Oh, yeah. - Hey, is that bastard O'Bannion over there? 923 01:01:56,977 --> 01:02:00,071 Yes. I hate that jerk. 924 01:02:01,815 --> 01:02:03,942 Do you guys wanna get him back? 925 01:02:04,051 --> 01:02:05,484 - Hell yes. - Yeah! 926 01:02:14,461 --> 01:02:16,588 They really sold it to you? 927 01:02:16,697 --> 01:02:18,665 - Of course. - Cool. 928 01:02:22,569 --> 01:02:25,436 There you go, buddy. 929 01:02:25,539 --> 01:02:28,303 Whoo! Paycheck. Oh, yeah. 930 01:02:28,408 --> 01:02:30,808 - Way to shoot, man. - Thanks, bud. 931 01:02:30,911 --> 01:02:33,812 Oh, yeah. He got it. 932 01:02:33,914 --> 01:02:36,815 - I got your change. - Oh, don't worry about it, man. 933 01:02:36,917 --> 01:02:39,317 - Got a beer for my partner. - Yes, sir. 934 01:02:39,419 --> 01:02:41,319 - Want a beer? - Yeah. 935 01:02:41,421 --> 01:02:43,321 - All right. - Guys. 936 01:02:43,423 --> 01:02:45,823 - Party at the moon tower. - Oh, I'm there. 937 01:02:45,926 --> 01:02:48,986 You and Benny pick up the first keg. I'm goin' to collect for the rest. 938 01:02:49,096 --> 01:02:50,996 Spread the word, man. 939 01:02:51,098 --> 01:02:52,998 Max, Phil, party at the moon tower. 940 01:02:53,100 --> 01:02:55,762 Hey, good game, man. You too. 941 01:02:55,869 --> 01:02:58,269 Y'all are an embarrassment to the sport of pool... 942 01:02:58,372 --> 01:03:01,466 and you should be proud that I even let you play at my table. 943 01:03:01,575 --> 01:03:04,476 You are the worst pool player I've ever seen in my life... 944 01:03:04,578 --> 01:03:07,809 but if you keep watchin' me you might learn somethin'. 945 01:03:07,914 --> 01:03:11,042 Shit, you got so many balls on the table, I'm gonna have to start knockin' your balls in... 946 01:03:11,151 --> 01:03:13,051 Just to get 'em out of my way. 947 01:03:13,153 --> 01:03:15,053 - Okay. - Corner pocket. 948 01:03:15,155 --> 01:03:17,055 - Hey, check this out. - Easy money. 949 01:03:17,157 --> 01:03:19,057 God, you are terrible! 950 01:03:19,159 --> 01:03:23,858 Okay, homo, I hope you are ready to taste the agonizing, bitter humiliation of defeat. 951 01:03:23,964 --> 01:03:25,864 You ready? 952 01:03:25,966 --> 01:03:28,867 So, did you hear they're busting Carl Burnett out back? 953 01:03:28,969 --> 01:03:30,869 - Whoa-whoa. What did you say? - About what? 954 01:03:30,971 --> 01:03:34,463 - Carl Burnett. What about him? - I just heard he's gettin' busted. I don't know. 955 01:03:34,574 --> 01:03:36,474 Benny, they got Burnett in the back. Let's go. 956 01:03:36,576 --> 01:03:38,339 - Carl Burnett? Outside? - Yeah. They got him. 957 01:03:38,445 --> 01:03:40,345 - Let's go. - Let me finish this game. 958 01:03:40,447 --> 01:03:42,347 - Fine. I'm gettin' out. - Hold him for me! 959 01:03:42,449 --> 01:03:44,314 All right, all right! 960 01:03:45,986 --> 01:03:48,955 Hey, man. That Julie chick? Loves you. 961 01:03:49,056 --> 01:03:50,956 Oh, yeah. You want her? 962 01:03:51,058 --> 01:03:53,959 Gotta play it cool, you know. Can't let her know how much you like her. 963 01:03:54,061 --> 01:03:56,962 'Cause if she knows, she'll dump you like that. Believe me. 964 01:03:57,064 --> 01:04:01,831 If she asks you to ride out there with her, you don't do it. Say, "Nah. Got my own ride. 965 01:04:01,935 --> 01:04:03,835 But maybe I'll see you later." 966 01:04:03,937 --> 01:04:06,167 Sounds stupid, doesn't it? It works. 967 01:04:06,273 --> 01:04:09,003 Whoo-ee! Whee! We got another one, huh, fellas? 968 01:04:09,109 --> 01:04:13,011 Whoa-whoa-whoa. Guys, guys. You wouldn't mind if I went first, would ya? 969 01:04:13,113 --> 01:04:15,013 Is that all right? 970 01:04:15,115 --> 01:04:18,949 It's kind of a personal thing between me and this little piece of shit here. 971 01:04:19,052 --> 01:04:21,953 So... we meet again, huh? 972 01:04:22,055 --> 01:04:27,186 Did y'all hear this little motherfucker's mom pulled a shotgun on me this afternoon? 973 01:04:27,294 --> 01:04:29,194 Fuckin' bitch. 974 01:04:29,296 --> 01:04:31,628 Y-You haven't had any licks yet, have you? 975 01:04:31,732 --> 01:04:33,632 - Hmm? - No. 976 01:04:33,734 --> 01:04:36,601 Whoo! Another cherry, boys. 977 01:04:36,703 --> 01:04:38,830 Man, get the fuck up against the wall! 978 01:04:38,939 --> 01:04:42,875 You have to be the dumbest freshman, skinny little cocksucking son of a bitch... 979 01:04:42,976 --> 01:04:45,410 to be out here tonight. 980 01:04:45,512 --> 01:04:47,412 You knew I was gonna find you. 981 01:04:47,514 --> 01:04:50,415 I would like to dedicate this first lick... 982 01:04:50,517 --> 01:04:52,610 to your mother... 983 01:04:52,719 --> 01:04:54,687 fucker. 984 01:04:57,591 --> 01:04:59,491 Not yet. 985 01:04:59,593 --> 01:05:01,493 Oh! It's gettin' warmer. 986 01:05:01,595 --> 01:05:03,563 What the fuck? 987 01:05:08,168 --> 01:05:11,069 Remember me, you pig? 988 01:05:19,679 --> 01:05:22,705 What the fuck is the matter with you? How 'bout some fucking backup? 989 01:05:22,816 --> 01:05:24,716 - Let's go! - I'm hurryin'! 990 01:05:24,818 --> 01:05:26,718 Fuckin' scumbags! 991 01:05:26,820 --> 01:05:30,017 It was beautiful! You should have seen the look on that fuck's face! 992 01:05:30,123 --> 01:05:32,023 - Get in! - We got that bastard! 993 01:05:36,596 --> 01:05:39,224 Jesus! You let that little fuck get away! 994 01:05:39,332 --> 01:05:42,028 What is the matter with you? It's fuckin' pitiful! 995 01:05:42,135 --> 01:05:44,194 Fuck! 996 01:05:44,304 --> 01:05:46,670 Freshman shitheads. 997 01:05:46,773 --> 01:05:49,435 What the fuck are you lookin' at? Huh? 998 01:05:49,543 --> 01:05:52,011 I'll kick your fuckin' ass right now! 999 01:05:53,280 --> 01:05:55,180 Pussy. 1000 01:06:00,420 --> 01:06:03,719 What are you smilin' at, you little freshman faggot? Huh? 1001 01:06:05,492 --> 01:06:07,653 Fuck you. 1002 01:06:07,761 --> 01:06:10,059 Fuck all of you! Fuck you! 1003 01:06:12,299 --> 01:06:14,267 Goddamn it! 1004 01:06:20,674 --> 01:06:22,574 Oh, man! 1005 01:06:22,676 --> 01:06:26,271 O'Bannion finally got his paint job-- Whoa! 1006 01:06:37,591 --> 01:06:39,491 I can't believe I'm doing this. 1007 01:06:39,593 --> 01:06:41,993 I swore to God I'd never come to a Top Notch... 1008 01:06:42,095 --> 01:06:45,531 and here I am sorting through jalapeño burgers and soggy fries. 1009 01:06:45,632 --> 01:06:47,532 Here, take 'em. 1010 01:06:47,634 --> 01:06:51,400 - All right, all right! - Oh, Christ. 1011 01:06:51,505 --> 01:06:54,633 How ya doin'? 1012 01:06:54,741 --> 01:06:57,266 - Pretty good. - Cool. 1013 01:06:57,377 --> 01:06:59,811 You heard about the party bein' busted, right? 1014 01:06:59,913 --> 01:07:02,814 - Oh, yeah. Yeah. - Not to worry. 1015 01:07:02,916 --> 01:07:05,817 There's a new fiesta in the making as we speak. 1016 01:07:05,919 --> 01:07:07,819 It's out at the moon tower. 1017 01:07:07,921 --> 01:07:11,516 Full kegs. Everybody's gonna be there. You oughta go. 1018 01:07:11,625 --> 01:07:13,525 Okay. 1019 01:07:13,627 --> 01:07:15,458 - Okay, we'll be there. - Okay. 1020 01:07:15,562 --> 01:07:18,224 - Say, you need a ride? - Uh, no, I got my own car. 1021 01:07:18,331 --> 01:07:20,231 - Thanks. - Yeah, well, listen. 1022 01:07:20,333 --> 01:07:23,234 You oughta ditch the two geeks you're in the car with now and get in with us. 1023 01:07:23,336 --> 01:07:26,237 But that's all right. We'll worry about that later. 1024 01:07:26,339 --> 01:07:29,968 - I will see you there. All right? - Bye. 1025 01:07:30,076 --> 01:07:32,408 I love those redheads, man. 1026 01:07:32,512 --> 01:07:34,912 I know you! 1027 01:07:35,015 --> 01:07:37,643 We had geography together. Remember? 1028 01:07:37,751 --> 01:07:40,948 - Oh, great. - Oh, God. 1029 01:07:41,054 --> 01:07:42,954 What a dick! 1030 01:07:43,056 --> 01:07:45,456 That was so creepy. 1031 01:07:45,559 --> 01:07:48,460 - Why are you smiling? - I thought he was cute. 1032 01:07:48,562 --> 01:07:50,962 - Oh, that's disgusting! - You thought he was cute? 1033 01:07:51,064 --> 01:07:53,965 Do you realize when he graduated we were, like, three years old? 1034 01:07:54,067 --> 01:07:57,195 Oh, Cynthia, what are you thinking? 1035 01:07:57,304 --> 01:07:59,204 I don't know. 1036 01:07:59,306 --> 01:08:02,207 So, are we gonna still go? 1037 01:08:02,309 --> 01:08:04,402 - Yeah, what the hell. - I guess. 1038 01:08:15,021 --> 01:08:17,819 Ohh! Get back! 1039 01:08:28,535 --> 01:08:30,435 Hey, Wood is here for the quarter race, baby! 1040 01:08:30,537 --> 01:08:33,370 - Hey, Benny. You better have your wood screws-- - Fuck you! 1041 01:08:33,473 --> 01:08:36,101 'cause I'm gonna blow your doors completely off! 1042 01:09:10,677 --> 01:09:12,838 Yeah! 1043 01:09:55,221 --> 01:09:57,121 Take care of this. 1044 01:09:57,223 --> 01:09:59,350 Hey, man. Hey. Slow down. What's up? 1045 01:09:59,459 --> 01:10:01,927 - Hey, how's it goin'? - What'd you just say? 1046 01:10:02,028 --> 01:10:03,586 When? 1047 01:10:03,697 --> 01:10:07,189 Just now, man, when you walked past. What'd you say? 1048 01:10:07,300 --> 01:10:08,790 A-About what? 1049 01:10:09,903 --> 01:10:12,428 You said, "Someone's tokin' some reefer." 1050 01:10:12,539 --> 01:10:15,531 No, I may have said something about smelling some pot. 1051 01:10:15,642 --> 01:10:18,372 - You know, it was just an observation. - Oh, an observation, huh? 1052 01:10:18,478 --> 01:10:21,470 Well, who the hell are you, man? Isaac fuckin' Newton? 1053 01:10:21,581 --> 01:10:24,448 Well, guess what, genius. I'm the one smoking marijuana, motherfucker. 1054 01:10:24,551 --> 01:10:26,815 - You got a problem with that? - No. Of course not. 1055 01:10:26,920 --> 01:10:31,721 Then why'd you say that, chief? Don't let your mouth write a check your butt can't cash. 1056 01:10:31,825 --> 01:10:34,259 So I'm blazin' with my friends. So I'm a fuckin' pothead, man. 1057 01:10:34,360 --> 01:10:37,761 What's it to you? Huh? What's the matter, pussy? Out of observations? 1058 01:10:37,864 --> 01:10:41,061 Why don't you observe while I punch your teeth down your fuckin' throat! 1059 01:10:41,167 --> 01:10:44,068 Dude, relax! Relax! He's cool, man. Relax. 1060 01:10:44,170 --> 01:10:47,662 Hey, I'll be watching you, Newton. I only came here to do two things, man. 1061 01:10:47,774 --> 01:10:50,208 Kick some ass and drink some beer. 1062 01:10:50,310 --> 01:10:53,768 Looks like we're almost out of beer. 1063 01:10:53,880 --> 01:10:57,111 - You okay, man? - Yeah. 1064 01:11:02,255 --> 01:11:04,655 Why is it called the moon tower, anyway? 1065 01:11:04,758 --> 01:11:10,128 Uh, I guess they decided to put it up out here whenever they were building the power plant. 1066 01:11:10,230 --> 01:11:12,130 Actually, it's a good idea. 1067 01:11:12,232 --> 01:11:15,633 You got a full moon out here every day of the year. You know? 1068 01:11:15,735 --> 01:11:17,635 Yeah, but nothing's ever been repaired... 1069 01:11:17,737 --> 01:11:20,638 so this whole place could fall down at any time. 1070 01:11:20,740 --> 01:11:22,901 So you'd better watch your step, junior. 1071 01:11:23,009 --> 01:11:24,909 Whoa! 1072 01:11:25,011 --> 01:11:29,311 This place used to be off limits, man, 'cause of some drunk freshman who fell off. 1073 01:11:29,415 --> 01:11:33,146 He went right down the middle, smackin' his head on every beam, man. 1074 01:11:33,253 --> 01:11:35,881 I hear it doesn't hurt after the first couple, though. 1075 01:11:35,989 --> 01:11:39,220 Autopsy said he had one beer, man. How many did you have? 1076 01:11:39,325 --> 01:11:41,225 Four. 1077 01:11:41,327 --> 01:11:43,227 You're dead, man. You're so dead. 1078 01:11:43,329 --> 01:11:46,492 Look at the bloodstains right there. 1079 01:11:46,599 --> 01:11:48,567 Shut up. 1080 01:11:52,572 --> 01:11:55,871 - What guy? - That asshole on the way in-- Clint. 1081 01:11:55,975 --> 01:11:59,376 Super-dominant male in a '50s greaser uniform. 1082 01:11:59,479 --> 01:12:01,379 I wouldn't suggest that, Mike. 1083 01:12:01,481 --> 01:12:03,381 Look, man, I got it all planned out. 1084 01:12:03,483 --> 01:12:06,384 Most fights in places like this never get past a punch or two before they're broken up. 1085 01:12:06,486 --> 01:12:09,387 There's almost a natural instinct not to upset the herd. 1086 01:12:09,489 --> 01:12:12,390 So all I gotta do is get in one good punch, play defense and wait. 1087 01:12:12,492 --> 01:12:15,393 - What? - What are you talking about? 1088 01:12:15,495 --> 01:12:18,396 l-l-I guess at first I was relieved to get out of the situation... 1089 01:12:18,498 --> 01:12:20,898 but now there's this level of humiliation setting in... 1090 01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:23,400 that I can tell is gonna be with me for-fucking-ever! 1091 01:12:23,503 --> 01:12:25,903 I'm just not gonna let this be yet another situation... 1092 01:12:26,005 --> 01:12:29,099 which contributes to me being a little, ineffectual nothing the rest of my life. 1093 01:12:32,378 --> 01:12:35,279 Would you look at this fucking town, man. 1094 01:12:35,381 --> 01:12:37,542 It's dead. 1095 01:12:40,153 --> 01:12:43,520 Imagine how many people out there right now are fucking, man. 1096 01:12:45,625 --> 01:12:47,525 Step inside my head-- 1097 01:12:47,627 --> 01:12:50,061 Just goin' at it. 1098 01:12:53,399 --> 01:12:55,560 - Hey. - Hey. 1099 01:12:55,668 --> 01:12:58,068 - Remember me? - Sure. You're Sabrina, right? 1100 01:12:58,171 --> 01:12:59,763 Right. 1101 01:12:59,873 --> 01:13:01,773 - How are you doing? - Okay. 1102 01:13:01,875 --> 01:13:03,934 - Hey, let's go. - What brings you here? 1103 01:13:04,043 --> 01:13:06,511 Oh, just hanging out. 1104 01:13:08,715 --> 01:13:10,945 - You having fun? - Yeah. 1105 01:13:11,050 --> 01:13:12,950 Yeah. 1106 01:13:13,052 --> 01:13:16,613 So, uh-- does your offer from this afternoon still stand? 1107 01:13:18,725 --> 01:13:21,785 What am I say supposed to say? "Anything you want." 1108 01:13:30,236 --> 01:13:33,137 Why did we even come here? 1109 01:13:33,239 --> 01:13:36,140 I always feel a little out of place at these things, you know. 1110 01:13:36,242 --> 01:13:38,733 You're telling me. I'm being stalked by a Nazi. 1111 01:13:38,845 --> 01:13:41,746 Is that a little bit of reefer I smell on you, boy? 1112 01:13:41,848 --> 01:13:44,282 Coach is right. You're runnin' with that bad crowd again. 1113 01:13:44,384 --> 01:13:47,285 You've got an attitude adjustment you've gotta make right now. 1114 01:13:47,387 --> 01:13:50,686 Like I'm the only athlete at this fuckin' party. Look at you two drunks. 1115 01:13:50,790 --> 01:13:54,282 Coach is right, though. Those guys don't care if we win or lose, bro. 1116 01:13:54,394 --> 01:13:56,760 Just remember that. 1117 01:13:56,863 --> 01:13:58,763 - Check this out. Watch this-- - Yeah? 1118 01:13:58,865 --> 01:14:02,301 Watch me get this beer. Watch. 1119 01:14:02,402 --> 01:14:04,302 Oh, no! It's the cops! 1120 01:14:04,404 --> 01:14:06,201 - Look! Look! - Shit! 1121 01:14:06,306 --> 01:14:08,206 Look, look, look! That was so easy. 1122 01:14:08,308 --> 01:14:12,472 Oh, shit. He needs another drink, you know, bad. 1123 01:14:22,889 --> 01:14:25,858 All right! 1124 01:14:52,151 --> 01:14:54,517 Hey! Mitch! 1125 01:14:54,620 --> 01:14:56,520 - Hey! - How's it goin'? 1126 01:14:56,622 --> 01:14:58,522 I was wondering if you were around here. 1127 01:15:01,094 --> 01:15:02,652 Oh, man! 1128 01:15:06,966 --> 01:15:08,934 about you quittin' football. 1129 01:15:10,136 --> 01:15:12,036 Or is it just this pledge? 1130 01:15:12,138 --> 01:15:15,039 You don't wanna sign the pledge, right? That's what it is. 1131 01:15:15,141 --> 01:15:17,666 I don't know, man. 1132 01:15:19,145 --> 01:15:21,807 Maybe I'm not into any of it anymore. 1133 01:15:23,216 --> 01:15:25,684 - You're not into any of it anymore. - Yeah. 1134 01:15:27,620 --> 01:15:31,989 It'd be the biggest mistake of your life, Pink. No one quits senior year, pal. 1135 01:15:32,091 --> 01:15:34,821 Especially if you're starting quarterback. 1136 01:15:34,927 --> 01:15:37,987 I mean, we got a shot at state. 1137 01:15:38,097 --> 01:15:40,565 We'll kick some butt this year. 1138 01:15:41,801 --> 01:15:45,237 It's what we've been working for all of our lives, man. 1139 01:15:45,338 --> 01:15:48,671 Me and you. Benny. We're gonna be champions together. 1140 01:15:48,775 --> 01:15:54,042 Look, man, all I'm saying is that if I do play next year... 1141 01:15:54,147 --> 01:15:57,048 it's gonna be on my terms, not theirs. 1142 01:15:57,150 --> 01:15:59,846 You just remember one thing, Pink-- 1143 01:15:59,952 --> 01:16:03,820 it ain't just about you, pal, it's about us-- me, Donny, Mel. 1144 01:16:03,923 --> 01:16:06,619 You'd be fuckin' us over. 1145 01:16:06,726 --> 01:16:08,785 Or maybe you're just fuckin' scared, huh? 1146 01:16:10,530 --> 01:16:12,498 Have a nice night. 1147 01:16:56,576 --> 01:16:59,477 Do you guys know what that song's about? 1148 01:16:59,579 --> 01:17:01,547 It's about aliens. 1149 01:17:03,149 --> 01:17:06,448 We're the aliens, man. We're the savages. 1150 01:17:06,552 --> 01:17:09,385 - We're the savages. - Wait, man. That song is about that? 1151 01:17:09,489 --> 01:17:12,322 - Yeah, man, that song's about that. - About aliens? 1152 01:17:12,425 --> 01:17:14,325 Yeah, man. You didn't know that? 1153 01:17:14,427 --> 01:17:18,625 This country's founded-- It was founded by people who were into aliens, man. 1154 01:17:18,731 --> 01:17:23,361 George Washington, man, he was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens, man. 1155 01:17:23,469 --> 01:17:25,369 - You didn't know that? - No. 1156 01:17:25,471 --> 01:17:27,996 Oh, man, they were way into that type of stuff, man. 1157 01:17:28,107 --> 01:17:30,735 It's like the every-other-decade theory. You know? 1158 01:17:30,843 --> 01:17:34,404 The '50s were boring, the '60s rocked... 1159 01:17:34,514 --> 01:17:37,142 and the '7 0s-- Oh, my God, they obviously suck. 1160 01:17:37,250 --> 01:17:39,150 Right? Come on. 1161 01:17:39,252 --> 01:17:41,550 Maybe the '80s will be radical. You know? 1162 01:17:41,654 --> 01:17:45,146 I figure we'll be in our 20s and, hey, it can't get any worse. 1163 01:18:03,109 --> 01:18:05,009 Wait a minute. 1164 01:18:05,111 --> 01:18:07,511 Who put the keg way out here in the woods? 1165 01:18:07,613 --> 01:18:10,514 I don't know. This is just where they told me it would be. 1166 01:18:10,616 --> 01:18:13,016 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 1167 01:18:13,119 --> 01:18:15,587 - Huh. - I don't think we need beer anyway. 1168 01:18:18,324 --> 01:18:21,122 - George toked weed, man? - Absolutely, George toked weed. 1169 01:18:21,227 --> 01:18:24,128 Are you kidding me, man? He grew fields of that stuff. 1170 01:18:24,230 --> 01:18:26,130 That's what I'm talking about. Fields! 1171 01:18:26,232 --> 01:18:30,191 - He grew that shit up at Mount Vernon, man. - Mount Vernon? He grew it all over the country. 1172 01:18:30,303 --> 01:18:33,204 He had people growin' it all over the country. 1173 01:18:33,306 --> 01:18:36,207 The whole country back then was gettin' high. Let me tell you, man. 1174 01:18:36,309 --> 01:18:38,937 'Cause-- 'Cause-- 'Cause he knew. He was onto somethin', man. 1175 01:18:39,045 --> 01:18:43,277 He knew that it would be a good cash crop for the Southern states, man... 1176 01:18:43,382 --> 01:18:45,282 so he grew fields of it, man. 1177 01:18:45,384 --> 01:18:49,411 But you know what? Behind every good man there's a woman. 1178 01:18:49,522 --> 01:18:51,422 And that woman was Martha Washington, man. 1179 01:18:51,524 --> 01:18:55,426 And every day, George would come home, she'd have a big, fat bowl waiting for him... 1180 01:18:55,528 --> 01:18:57,428 when he'd come in the door, man. 1181 01:18:57,530 --> 01:18:59,555 She was a hip-- a hip, hip lady, man. 1182 01:19:12,678 --> 01:19:15,476 Mm-mmm. Wait a minute. 1183 01:19:15,581 --> 01:19:17,481 - Wait. Wait, wait, wait. - What? 1184 01:19:17,583 --> 01:19:19,813 - What are you doing? - I don't know. 1185 01:19:19,919 --> 01:19:21,887 Don't you have a girlfriend? 1186 01:19:24,457 --> 01:19:27,722 - What girlfriend? - What's-her-name. 1187 01:19:27,827 --> 01:19:31,263 Simone. Hmm? 1188 01:19:35,801 --> 01:19:37,701 And she was real cool too. 1189 01:19:37,803 --> 01:19:40,704 She'd harvest the crops, man. That's what I'm talkin' about. 1190 01:19:40,806 --> 01:19:43,707 She'd put it in the-- in the, um, bushels and stuff and sell it, you know. 1191 01:19:43,809 --> 01:19:46,710 Because they had to make ends meet and stuff. 1192 01:19:46,812 --> 01:19:49,212 I mean, did you ever look at a dollar bill, man? 1193 01:19:49,315 --> 01:19:53,445 There's some spooky stuff going on on a dollar bill, man. And it's green too! 1194 01:19:53,552 --> 01:19:55,452 - Later. - See ya. 1195 01:19:55,554 --> 01:19:58,455 - Cool. - Wait, wait, wait. What was that all about? 1196 01:19:58,557 --> 01:20:01,526 - What were you doin' back there, guy? - Exactly what you two clowns wish you were doin'. 1197 01:20:01,627 --> 01:20:03,527 - Look at him. - Look at your boy. 1198 01:20:03,629 --> 01:20:05,529 Kramer! 1199 01:20:05,631 --> 01:20:10,125 Yeah, you, you, you. Freshman. Right here. Come on. Right here, buddy. 1200 01:20:10,236 --> 01:20:13,831 - What is he doing? - I don't know. What is this wave shit? 1201 01:20:13,939 --> 01:20:17,136 - Freshman! Over here right now. - Over here. Now. 1202 01:20:17,243 --> 01:20:19,143 - Come on. - Come on, come on. 1203 01:20:19,245 --> 01:20:22,146 - Come on. Come on. Come on. - Shit. I should go. 1204 01:20:22,248 --> 01:20:25,513 - Yeah, I guess you probably should. - Shit. I'll be back. 1205 01:20:25,618 --> 01:20:27,586 Okay. 1206 01:20:27,687 --> 01:20:30,087 - He's like a little Casanova. - Yeah. 1207 01:20:30,189 --> 01:20:32,589 - It's amazing. - Look at this shit-eating grin on his face. 1208 01:20:32,692 --> 01:20:35,092 - Was I right? - Not bad for a little freshman. 1209 01:20:35,194 --> 01:20:37,594 But you better watch out for them older girls. 1210 01:20:37,697 --> 01:20:39,597 Hey, hey, hey, hey. Come here, come here, come here. 1211 01:20:39,699 --> 01:20:42,896 All right, all right. We just wanna know something. Okay? 1212 01:20:43,002 --> 01:20:46,904 Are you gonna be fuckin' that later, or are you gonna be a little wimp? Huh? 1213 01:20:47,006 --> 01:20:49,907 How do you know I haven't already? 1214 01:20:50,009 --> 01:20:52,910 Get outta here! I think it's past your bedtime! 1215 01:20:53,012 --> 01:20:55,913 - Run along. - Come here. Come here, come here. 1216 01:20:56,015 --> 01:20:59,917 Why don't you go get a ride with her. Say we left you. 1217 01:21:00,019 --> 01:21:02,647 It'll work. It'll work. Go. 1218 01:21:02,755 --> 01:21:05,383 - Hey, Kramer. Show it to her. - Yeah. 1219 01:21:05,491 --> 01:21:07,618 - Give it to her. Go! - Go, boy. 1220 01:21:15,634 --> 01:21:17,534 Air raid, freshman. 1221 01:21:17,636 --> 01:21:19,536 What? 1222 01:21:19,638 --> 01:21:21,697 Air raid, freshman. 1223 01:21:21,807 --> 01:21:24,799 - Oh, come on, Darla. Leave her alone. - No, Tony, this is between me and her. 1224 01:21:24,910 --> 01:21:28,141 And she'd better be on the ground i-in five seconds. 1225 01:21:30,316 --> 01:21:33,217 Wait, she doesn't have to air-raid because she's with me. Okay? 1226 01:21:35,488 --> 01:21:37,388 Air-raid, or it's your ass. 1227 01:21:37,490 --> 01:21:39,481 Don't do it, Sabrina. 1228 01:21:39,592 --> 01:21:41,492 Oh, that's it... 1229 01:21:41,594 --> 01:21:44,062 Miss Hot Stuff. 1230 01:21:46,532 --> 01:21:49,990 I'm gonna make the next year of your life a living hell. 1231 01:21:57,910 --> 01:22:00,140 Lick me! All of you! 1232 01:22:00,246 --> 01:22:02,806 Hey, Darla. 1233 01:22:02,915 --> 01:22:05,645 Good for you. 1234 01:22:05,751 --> 01:22:08,652 Don't air-raid for that bitch. I hate that shit. 1235 01:22:08,754 --> 01:22:11,655 It's like that Clint fucker in front of all his friends. 1236 01:22:11,757 --> 01:22:13,987 - "Huh? Huh, motherfucker?" - All right! Okay, Mike. 1237 01:22:14,093 --> 01:22:16,084 Dominant male monkey motherfucker! 1238 01:22:16,195 --> 01:22:18,823 God! 1239 01:22:19,932 --> 01:22:21,832 T-A-R-A. 1240 01:22:21,934 --> 01:22:25,335 I never met a Tara before. You're my first. 1241 01:22:25,438 --> 01:22:27,531 Hey, what the-- 1242 01:22:27,640 --> 01:22:30,370 - Oh! - All right! 1243 01:22:30,476 --> 01:22:33,639 - He did it! I can't believe it! - Fuckin' knew I should have kicked your ass! 1244 01:22:33,746 --> 01:22:36,408 Come on! Come on, man! 1245 01:22:36,515 --> 01:22:39,006 - Come on! Hold still! - Yeah! 1246 01:22:39,118 --> 01:22:42,315 - Stop now! - Oh, yeah! Hold still! 1247 01:22:42,421 --> 01:22:44,685 - You guys, come on. - It's that Clint. That crazy bastard. 1248 01:22:44,790 --> 01:22:47,486 - You like this? You like this, motherfucker? - Come on, Clint! Come on! 1249 01:22:47,593 --> 01:22:50,289 Where you goin'? 1250 01:22:52,898 --> 01:22:56,732 Whoo-hoo! Kick his ass! 1251 01:22:56,836 --> 01:22:59,168 Come on, man! You want some more? You fuckin' bitch! 1252 01:22:59,271 --> 01:23:03,867 Come on, man! Come here! 1253 01:23:03,976 --> 01:23:06,137 - Hey, hey, hey, hey! Hey! - Get off him! 1254 01:23:06,245 --> 01:23:08,873 - Get the fuck off me! - Come on! 1255 01:23:08,981 --> 01:23:13,418 - Come on. Stay down! - Fuckin' dick! You fucking fascist! 1256 01:23:13,519 --> 01:23:16,750 You got fuckin' smoked! Come on, man! You want some more? 1257 01:23:16,856 --> 01:23:19,757 Fuckin' dick! 1258 01:23:47,353 --> 01:23:49,253 Hey. 1259 01:23:49,355 --> 01:23:52,256 Hey, little brother. 1260 01:23:52,358 --> 01:23:54,758 - Is that a beer in your hand? - Why, yes, it is. 1261 01:23:54,860 --> 01:23:57,260 Have you had more than one of those tonight? 1262 01:23:57,363 --> 01:23:59,923 A few, I guess, but nobody's counting. 1263 01:24:00,032 --> 01:24:02,933 - Hey. How you doin'? - Hi. 1264 01:24:03,035 --> 01:24:07,665 Guess I might as well just get used to you being at the same social functions as me, huh? 1265 01:24:07,773 --> 01:24:10,173 And, uh, hanging out with people I know? 1266 01:24:10,276 --> 01:24:13,473 What time are you supposed to be home, anyway? 1267 01:24:13,579 --> 01:24:16,480 Oh, geez, I don't know. Couple hours ago. 1268 01:24:16,582 --> 01:24:18,982 That's bullshit. 1269 01:24:19,084 --> 01:24:21,416 That's major bullshit. 1270 01:24:21,520 --> 01:24:24,421 Mom barely let me out of the house when I was your age. 1271 01:24:24,523 --> 01:24:26,423 - Aww! - "Aww!" 1272 01:24:26,525 --> 01:24:30,291 Don't think she's not gonna be waiting up for you when you get home, because she will be. 1273 01:24:30,396 --> 01:24:33,297 - I've been through it, and she's tough. - Yeah, well-- 1274 01:24:33,399 --> 01:24:36,857 Just don't ask her to take it easy on me, please. 1275 01:24:38,203 --> 01:24:42,435 What's that supposed to mean? Take it easy on him? 1276 01:24:42,541 --> 01:24:45,840 - Let's go smoke that joint. - He's in for a surprise. 1277 01:25:04,396 --> 01:25:09,026 All right! Good. 1278 01:25:09,134 --> 01:25:11,602 - Thanks a lot, man. - Hey, man, no worries. 1279 01:25:11,704 --> 01:25:13,604 - Take care. - All right. 1280 01:25:13,706 --> 01:25:15,606 - Pick you up tomorrow, 4:00? - Okay. 1281 01:25:15,708 --> 01:25:17,608 Hey. 1282 01:25:17,710 --> 01:25:20,440 Aerosmith. Three weeks. Front row seats, babe. 1283 01:25:20,546 --> 01:25:22,446 All right. I won't forget. 1284 01:25:24,550 --> 01:25:27,451 So, uh, who's buying breakfast? 1285 01:25:27,553 --> 01:25:29,453 - Not me. - I will, I guess. 1286 01:25:29,555 --> 01:25:31,455 - You coming along? - Sure. 1287 01:25:31,557 --> 01:25:33,457 - Night, John Boy. Ali. - Good night. 1288 01:25:36,061 --> 01:25:37,961 "Wood-a-been." What's going on? 1289 01:25:38,063 --> 01:25:39,963 Pink, my man. What's happenin'? 1290 01:25:40,065 --> 01:25:42,397 - Not a lot. - Cynthia, man? 1291 01:25:42,501 --> 01:25:44,765 - I like her, man. Very nice. - Yeah? 1292 01:25:44,870 --> 01:25:47,498 - Red's a good color for you. - My favorite color. 1293 01:25:47,606 --> 01:25:50,700 - Have you seen Jodi around? - Man, she left your ass. 1294 01:25:50,809 --> 01:25:54,301 Really? Well, you win some, you lose some. 1295 01:25:54,413 --> 01:25:56,313 What about Peter Frampton? 1296 01:25:56,415 --> 01:25:58,315 - I like him. - Hey! 1297 01:25:58,417 --> 01:26:01,477 - Slater, what's happenin', man? - What's goin' on, man? 1298 01:26:01,587 --> 01:26:03,817 - Guys, what's goin' on? - Nothing! 1299 01:26:03,922 --> 01:26:07,187 - Pickford, what do you know? - What time is it? God. 1300 01:26:07,292 --> 01:26:09,192 Let's go smoke a joint, man! 1301 01:26:09,294 --> 01:26:13,993 On the 50-fuckin'-yard line, in honor of your daddy, Coach Conrad. 1302 01:26:14,099 --> 01:26:16,727 We're there! Great idea! 1303 01:26:16,835 --> 01:26:19,326 - The man with the plan. - Wanna come with me? 1304 01:26:19,438 --> 01:26:21,338 Okay. 1305 01:26:21,440 --> 01:26:23,340 Hey. 1306 01:26:23,442 --> 01:26:26,878 Joint subcommittee meeting on the 50 yard line in 15. You there? 1307 01:26:26,979 --> 01:26:29,004 - Okay. - Don, y'all ride with me, man. 1308 01:26:29,114 --> 01:26:31,014 Let's hit it. 1309 01:26:31,116 --> 01:26:33,243 - This is cashed, man. - It's in there, man. 1310 01:26:33,352 --> 01:26:36,446 You can ride with us, man, but you're ridin' in the back, 'cause I got shotgun. 1311 01:26:36,555 --> 01:26:38,682 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - H-Hey! 1312 01:26:38,791 --> 01:26:42,158 Hey, hey, hey! Watch the leather, man! 1313 01:26:44,329 --> 01:26:46,229 Oh, fuck it! 1314 01:26:48,467 --> 01:26:52,301 - Don't you quit! Do you wanna hit him? - He was wide open! 1315 01:26:52,404 --> 01:26:55,896 - Do you want to hit him? - Jesus, son! You're wearing Rebel gray! 1316 01:26:56,008 --> 01:26:58,408 - Now, break down! Break down! - I'm sorry, Coach. 1317 01:26:58,510 --> 01:27:01,070 I want you on him like stink on shit! I say, stink on shit! 1318 01:27:01,180 --> 01:27:04,240 Break down! You don't deserve to wear that Rebel gray, boy! 1319 01:27:04,349 --> 01:27:07,944 You don't deserve to wear it! You won't hit him? You won't hit him? 1320 01:27:08,053 --> 01:27:10,613 O.T.S.S! Only the strong survive! 1321 01:27:10,723 --> 01:27:12,623 - Only the strong survive! - Only the strong survive, boy! 1322 01:27:12,725 --> 01:27:14,955 - Only the strong survive! - That's it! 1323 01:27:15,060 --> 01:27:17,961 Now, where's your pitch man? Hit your goddamn pitch man! 1324 01:27:22,234 --> 01:27:24,293 He fumbles! 1325 01:27:24,403 --> 01:27:27,304 Hey, man! 1326 01:27:27,406 --> 01:27:30,307 Hell, my grandmother can hit harder than that! 1327 01:27:30,409 --> 01:27:32,809 What the fuck, man? 1328 01:27:32,911 --> 01:27:35,812 Course, she's an 8 foot 4, 652-pound, hairy-ass gorilla... 1329 01:27:35,914 --> 01:27:38,007 drives a Mack truck and runs the 40 in 10.2. 1330 01:27:38,117 --> 01:27:42,747 Hell, she's gotten bigger lately, man. She was only 6'2", 195 in my day. 1331 01:27:42,855 --> 01:27:44,823 Still drives that Mack truck though. 1332 01:27:44,923 --> 01:27:46,948 Hey, Pink, you got my papers, man? 1333 01:27:47,059 --> 01:27:49,425 Uh, yeah, there's some in my glove compartment. 1334 01:27:49,528 --> 01:27:53,191 I got 'em. Hit me on a slant. Give me the keys to an inside. 1335 01:27:53,298 --> 01:27:55,198 Hut. Down! 1336 01:27:55,300 --> 01:27:58,064 Marijuana on one! 1337 01:27:58,170 --> 01:28:00,070 Reefer on two! 1338 01:28:00,172 --> 01:28:03,073 Hut! Hut! 1339 01:28:03,175 --> 01:28:05,973 Wide open! 1340 01:28:06,078 --> 01:28:07,705 I got it! Sweet! 1341 01:28:07,813 --> 01:28:11,180 Oh! 1342 01:28:11,283 --> 01:28:13,183 That's pretty good. 1343 01:28:13,285 --> 01:28:15,185 - Don't you think? - Yeah. 1344 01:28:15,287 --> 01:28:18,848 Could be, like, a little-- I don't know. Maybe perhaps a little more symmetrical. 1345 01:28:18,957 --> 01:28:20,857 - Does that hurt? - Oww! 1346 01:28:20,959 --> 01:28:22,859 - Yes! PI-- It-- - Sorry. Sorry. 1347 01:28:22,961 --> 01:28:24,861 - It's a bruise. - Okay. 1348 01:28:24,963 --> 01:28:27,363 I don't know. Let me ask you something, though. 1349 01:28:27,466 --> 01:28:30,026 I mean, I got some pretty good ones in there. 1350 01:28:30,135 --> 01:28:33,161 I mean, it's not like I-- You wouldn't say I got my ass kicked, right? 1351 01:28:33,272 --> 01:28:35,172 Oh, no. You know-- I don't know. 1352 01:28:35,274 --> 01:28:38,835 After a couple years, people won't even remember, really, who won or lost. 1353 01:28:38,944 --> 01:28:40,844 Yeah-- No, you're right. 1354 01:28:40,946 --> 01:28:43,847 You read about, like, Jackson Pollock or Ernest Hemingway-- 1355 01:28:43,949 --> 01:28:46,349 You never read about who won or lost, just, they got into a brawl. 1356 01:28:46,451 --> 01:28:48,351 Right. Exactly. 1357 01:28:48,453 --> 01:28:51,354 Well, uh, thanks for the ride and breakfast and everything. 1358 01:28:51,456 --> 01:28:53,356 No problem. 1359 01:28:53,458 --> 01:28:57,827 Sure is nice to pile on some pancakes and syrup after a night of beer drinking, isn't it? 1360 01:29:01,133 --> 01:29:02,760 Um-- 1361 01:29:12,144 --> 01:29:14,442 Good night. 1362 01:29:27,092 --> 01:29:29,060 Good night. 1363 01:29:32,998 --> 01:29:35,694 - Hope you're not grounded or anything. - Thanks. 1364 01:29:38,036 --> 01:29:42,996 "Not to indulge in any alcohol, drugs, sex after 12:00... 1365 01:29:43,108 --> 01:29:45,008 or any other illegal activity--" 1366 01:29:45,110 --> 01:29:48,341 - Oh, not my shadow. - Slater, pay me for that. 1367 01:29:48,447 --> 01:29:52,349 - Found that in your glove compartment, man. - You're the third person who's given me this today. 1368 01:29:52,451 --> 01:29:54,351 God. 1369 01:29:54,453 --> 01:29:56,853 What do you reckon you're gonna do? 1370 01:29:56,955 --> 01:30:00,288 I don't know. I'll probably end up signing it. I just don't wanna give in so easy. 1371 01:30:00,392 --> 01:30:03,293 Man, it's the same bullshit they tried to pull in my day. 1372 01:30:03,395 --> 01:30:07,456 If it ain't that piece of paper, it's some other choice they're gonna try and make for ya. 1373 01:30:07,566 --> 01:30:12,060 You gotta do what Randall "Pink" Floyd wants to do, man. 1374 01:30:12,170 --> 01:30:17,870 And let me tell you this-- The older you do get, the more rules they're gonna try to get you to follow. 1375 01:30:17,976 --> 01:30:21,605 You just gotta keep livin', man. L-I-V-I-N. 1376 01:30:23,782 --> 01:30:26,683 Man, if you're gonna sign that paper, man... 1377 01:30:26,785 --> 01:30:30,812 you should throw a little grass right in the middle, roll it up, sign the joint, man. 1378 01:30:30,923 --> 01:30:35,326 - That's gonna tell 'em something. - That's what I'll do. Assholes. 1379 01:30:35,427 --> 01:30:39,693 Yeah, they're all assholes. But think about it. We've had a lot of good times right here, Pink. 1380 01:30:39,798 --> 01:30:42,699 Yeah, I mean, come on, Pink. I can't believe this. 1381 01:30:42,801 --> 01:30:46,202 You act like you're so oppressed. Man, you guys are kings of the school. 1382 01:30:46,305 --> 01:30:49,331 You get away with whatever you want. What are you bitching about? 1383 01:30:49,441 --> 01:30:53,707 Look, all I'm saying is, if I ever start referring to these as the best years of my life... 1384 01:30:53,812 --> 01:30:56,906 remind me to kill myself. 1385 01:30:57,015 --> 01:31:01,179 All I'm saying is, I just wanna look back and say... 1386 01:31:01,286 --> 01:31:05,723 that I did it the best I could while I was stuck in this place... 1387 01:31:05,824 --> 01:31:09,521 had as much fun as I could when I was stuck in this place... 1388 01:31:09,628 --> 01:31:12,961 played as hard as I could when I was stuck in this place... 1389 01:31:13,065 --> 01:31:15,966 dogged as many chicks as I could when I was stuck in this place. 1390 01:31:18,804 --> 01:31:21,705 Yeah, right, Mr. Premature Ejaculation. 1391 01:31:21,807 --> 01:31:24,207 Ooh! 1392 01:31:24,309 --> 01:31:26,573 Oh, that's good. That's good. 1393 01:31:26,678 --> 01:31:28,578 - That's good, baby. - You know it's true. 1394 01:31:28,680 --> 01:31:31,513 - Is that the cops? - What the hell? 1395 01:31:31,616 --> 01:31:34,050 - Oh, shit. - Hey! All of you! 1396 01:31:34,152 --> 01:31:36,052 Get over here! 1397 01:31:36,154 --> 01:31:38,054 - Now! - Hey, man, ditch that pot. 1398 01:31:38,156 --> 01:31:40,556 Is it illegal to be on the football field? 1399 01:31:40,659 --> 01:31:43,560 - I got some more in this fuckin' bag. - Dump it, dump it, dump it. 1400 01:31:43,662 --> 01:31:45,562 Come on, Slater. 1401 01:31:45,664 --> 01:31:47,564 What'd we do? 1402 01:31:47,666 --> 01:31:49,634 You got any Visine? 1403 01:31:50,969 --> 01:31:53,267 Man, I can't believe this. 1404 01:31:53,372 --> 01:31:57,866 If it ain't ol' Richard Wrath. How you doin', Dick? 1405 01:31:57,976 --> 01:32:03,073 Well, well, well. Couple of football players. 1406 01:32:04,182 --> 01:32:06,844 Wonder what Coach is gonna think of all this. 1407 01:32:06,952 --> 01:32:09,250 Line up. 1408 01:32:10,956 --> 01:32:12,856 - Wooderson. - Slavey. 1409 01:32:12,958 --> 01:32:16,689 Relivin' old glories on the football field? 1410 01:32:16,795 --> 01:32:18,695 Get through there! 1411 01:32:18,797 --> 01:32:22,392 You shouldn't still be mad 'cause I got all-district and you didn't. 1412 01:32:53,465 --> 01:32:55,456 What? 1413 01:32:55,567 --> 01:32:58,764 Floyd! Dawson! Get your scrawny butts over here. 1414 01:33:01,940 --> 01:33:03,908 Mornin', Coach. 1415 01:33:05,844 --> 01:33:10,076 So what the hell's goin' on? Why am I gettin' wake-up calls from the cops? 1416 01:33:10,182 --> 01:33:13,083 - That was nothin'. They just left just now. - False alarm, Coach. 1417 01:33:13,185 --> 01:33:15,153 Come here, Randy. Come here. 1418 01:33:16,888 --> 01:33:19,686 You been out with those losers all night? 1419 01:33:19,791 --> 01:33:21,782 Hey, Coach Conrad. 1420 01:33:21,893 --> 01:33:24,361 Remember me? Second period gym class? 1421 01:33:26,098 --> 01:33:28,498 That's the kind of people I was telling you about. 1422 01:33:28,600 --> 01:33:32,331 Trouble like this means nothing to that bunch of clowns. You're the one with something to lose. 1423 01:33:32,437 --> 01:33:35,338 - Coach, you don't even know them. - Randy-- 1424 01:33:35,440 --> 01:33:38,375 How can you even pretend to talk that way? Huh? 1425 01:33:38,477 --> 01:33:42,709 Okay, Randy, I shouldn't do this, but I'm willing to wipe the slate clean and forget about all this. 1426 01:33:42,814 --> 01:33:47,274 I want you to get your priorities straightened out, quit hanging out with that bunch of hoodlums... 1427 01:33:47,385 --> 01:33:49,819 and sign your commitment to your team. 1428 01:33:49,921 --> 01:33:53,152 - Have you done that yet? - I'm still thinkin' about it. 1429 01:33:53,258 --> 01:33:56,318 No one's paying you to think about it. Just do it, son! 1430 01:33:58,063 --> 01:34:00,827 You know, Coach... 1431 01:34:00,932 --> 01:34:02,832 I gotta get going. 1432 01:34:02,934 --> 01:34:06,131 Me and my loser friends, we gotta go get Aerosmith tickets. 1433 01:34:06,238 --> 01:34:08,206 Top priority of the summer. 1434 01:34:12,277 --> 01:34:16,008 Oh, uh, Coach, uh, I forgot. 1435 01:34:18,817 --> 01:34:21,342 I might play ball... 1436 01:34:21,453 --> 01:34:23,421 but I will never sign that. 1437 01:34:33,999 --> 01:34:35,899 Let's rock and roll. 1438 01:34:36,001 --> 01:34:40,062 All right, man! Livin'! 1439 01:34:40,172 --> 01:34:43,505 Shit, I'm gettin' my third wind. Let's get on the road. 1440 01:34:43,608 --> 01:34:46,509 - Let's go. You gonna come, man? - Shotgun! 1441 01:34:46,611 --> 01:34:48,511 Talk to you later, then. 1442 01:34:48,613 --> 01:34:51,707 - You guys not goin'? - Can I use your keys? 1443 01:34:51,816 --> 01:34:54,080 - Yeah. - Time to boogie on outta here. 1444 01:34:54,186 --> 01:34:56,086 - Hey. - Let's do it. 1445 01:34:56,188 --> 01:34:58,156 So that's that, huh? 1446 01:35:00,358 --> 01:35:02,258 All right. 1447 01:35:02,360 --> 01:35:04,726 Slate. Aah! 1448 01:35:04,829 --> 01:35:06,797 I never get shotgun. 1449 01:35:21,813 --> 01:35:24,145 Uh, hi, Mom. 1450 01:35:24,249 --> 01:35:27,013 Mmm, okay, Mitchell. 1451 01:35:28,220 --> 01:35:31,121 This is your one get-out-of-jail-free card... 1452 01:35:31,223 --> 01:35:33,123 so I hope you enjoyed it. 1453 01:35:33,225 --> 01:35:35,125 No. 1454 01:35:35,227 --> 01:35:38,754 Your sister told me everything, so I've decided to make this deal with you. 1455 01:35:38,863 --> 01:35:42,663 I'm-- I'm gonna be open-minded about it this time. 1456 01:35:42,767 --> 01:35:46,828 But... next time you come in at sunrise... 1457 01:35:46,938 --> 01:35:48,906 we've got problems. 1458 01:35:57,215 --> 01:36:01,015 And, uh, who is this older girl who gave you a ride? 1459 01:36:01,119 --> 01:36:03,178 She's just, like-- 1460 01:36:03,288 --> 01:36:05,620 Have you been drinking? 1461 01:36:05,724 --> 01:36:07,658 No! 1462 01:36:07,759 --> 01:36:09,488 Are you drunk? 120460