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VALERIE: Previously on "Casual"...
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Well, it, uh,
looks like you're being asked
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to sell a stake in Snooger
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to JME Capital.
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Jordan Anderson. Thanks for coming in.
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VALERIE: So you, uh,
took home the boss' wife.
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You can hang around,
watch me fire your employees.
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Or you can sign.
They all get to keep their jobs,
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and Snooger becomes a line item
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on a spreadsheet I glance at
every other quarter.
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You didn't, uh, borrow
me and Mae-Yi's road bikes
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last Saturday, did you?
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I just found out
that my friend has cancer
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and it's a little hard for me
to think about bikes right now.
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Come on, it's tattoo roulette.
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The surprise is half the fun.
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Emojis?
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SPENCER: They're our emojis.
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They're from our first text.
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So what, you're not into me anymore?
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You know that feeling
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when you get someone and they get you?
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Yeah.
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It's gone.
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[melancholy music]
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DREW: I made a mistake.
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I want you back.
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Jesus, Drew.
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I'm dying.
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Where's Mom?
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CHARLES: Your mother has chosen to
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recuse herself from the situation.
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She finds this whole thing
a bit unpalatable.
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So we're supposed to take care of you?
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Unpalatable?
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I'll be euthanizing myself this evening.
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ALEX: This is really what you want?
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CHARLES: It is.
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LAURA: Guys?
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You're not really going back
to Drew, are you?
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No, I don't think I am.
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But it's time for me
to leave this house.
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It'd been, I don't know,
three weeks, a month.
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And I thought she was doing great.
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But then the phone rings...
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Two days. That's how long it took.
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Two days before the texting started.
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I wanted to believe
she could leave the nest,
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that she could fly, but...
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"Hi. How are you? What's going on?
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It's... oh... it rain."
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I get it. This is all new for her.
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A new house, a new world.
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It's like that scene
at the end of "Room."
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The smiley face, the winky face,
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the laugh-cry, cry-cry, the...
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And that neighborhood
is not safe at all.
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He's an emotional wheel of fortune.
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You know, it's just spinning
and spinning and spinning...
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She's crying out for help.
"Save me, save me, save me."
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Did I tell you that he's
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renting out bedrooms like a brothel?
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Well, does he
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make money from just the rooms
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or does he take a piece of the action?
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Brothel-wise?
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That's not funny because
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he... he could end up
with a serial killer.
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And serial killers really like
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the whole real apartment experience.
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You think I'm overreacting?
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Yes.
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Oh.
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Where is this fucking German?
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Thought their whole thing
was efficiency.
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German?
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- [doorbell chimes]
- Huh.
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Bye, Leon.
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[muffled] Hans!
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Hans.
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Hans?
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Yes.
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How do I look?
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For what?
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Good night.
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Hot tub,
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record player, bar,
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laundry, kitchen that way.
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My room.
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Dad's charred remains.
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And your choice of bedroom.
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Left was my sister's.
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Right was my niece's.
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You really can't go wrong,
but I'm guessing
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less weird shit went down in that one.
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[softly] Oh.
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This will work.
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Great. All right, I gotta run,
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but text me if you need anything.
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Restaurant recs, bars.
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It's important you not
see this as an Airbnb
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but as your home away from home.
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I will try.
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Wunderbar.
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Don't forget to sign the guest book.
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[upbeat pop music playing]
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Yeah, I've been
working on some new stuff.
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And I'm reading.
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Playing the guitar.
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Just kind of catching up, you know?
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Wow.
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What?
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Nothin... I don't know, just...
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you sound good.
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Yeah, I think I am.
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How's Dad?
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Oh, you know,
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same old.
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- Is he haunting you yet?
- No.
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I'm sure they had to
bring in a bigger boat
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to get him across the Styx, so
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I doubt he's even settled in.
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We should think about
what to do with his ashes.
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I read that you can
plant them in a tree.
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He'd probably start some arboreal plague
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and turn the world
into a "Mad Max" desert.
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Yeah, probably.
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Maybe we could shoot him into space?
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[soft laugh]
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Or... I've got it,
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make him into fireworks.
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Or a pencil set.
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[laughs]
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Mm.
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I don't know, maybe we should just
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bury him in my backyard.
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Yeah. That's probably best.
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Did you valet?
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I'm around the corner.
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Oh, okay.
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- This was fun.
- Want to get another drink?
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[soft chuckle]
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You don't have to, I just
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like drinking.
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No, totally, um...
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It's just getting kind of late.
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I've got a long day tomorrow.
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Oh, yeah. Me too.
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You know, clients.
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You know.
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- It was good to catch up.
- Yeah.
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Let's do it again sometime soon.
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Yeah, of course.
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Oh.
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- Okay. Bye.
- Bye.
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[lock clicks]
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[exhales]
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Hello?
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Good night, Hans.
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[gentle music]
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[playful upbeat music]
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Val, good morning.
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Hey, Tina.
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Oh, wow, isn't it perfect out?
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It's the kind of day
where you want to lie out
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and drink mimosas until dark.
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Yeah. That does sound very decadent.
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I... I just wanted to check back in
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about my sink.
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Oh... ugh. The sink.
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You are so right, and that is my bad.
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My handyman has been on
this soul searching expedition,
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and I didn't want to interrupt him
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unless it was absolutely necessary.
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But I see now that it is necessary.
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So you know what?
I'm gonna shoot him a text.
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How's that sound?
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That's great.
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- Thank you.
- No worries.
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And in the meantime,
enjoy this perfect morning.
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[playful upbeat music]
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Yeah.
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Hans. Perfect timing.
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Pull up a chair.
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So how was your night?
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Seeing the sights?
Getting a feel for the city?
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Yeah. It's very nice.
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[exhales] Great.
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And you're here for business? Pleasure?
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Not that those two things
are mutually exclusive
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and, really, it's sad
if they are, but...
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you know what I mean.
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I have a couple of meetings.
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- Then I...
- Hey.
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Question for you.
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Do you think
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our obsession with borders
and national identity
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is holding us back from creating
a global egalitarian society
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or
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are we, as animals in a
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world of scarce resources,
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simply destined for a life
of tribal infighting?
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That is
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a very complicated question.
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Oh, hm. Right?
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It's funny the things you think
about when you've got free time.
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Also I've been getting into soccer.
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Do you like Bayern Munich?
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Uh, yes.
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Mm. We should watch a game.
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Match?
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Thank you for the breakfast.
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Oh. Anytime.
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Let me know about that game.
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[door opens]
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[melancholy music]
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[door shuts]
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WOMAN: Your call has been forwarded
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to an automated voicemail service.
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- LEON: Leon.
- WOMAN: Is not available.
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At the tone, please record your message.
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- [tone]
- Leon.
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It's me.
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I know your voicemail's
transcribing this.
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Does that happen in real time?
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Are you reading this right now?
[button clicks]
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Is it accurate?
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So many questions. Call me. I miss you.
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[door opens]
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Yes?
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I'm here.
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I can see that.
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You're also 48 minutes early, so...
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Yeah, figured you could
knock me out early
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and have the afternoon to yourself.
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Thoughtful, isn't it?
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Do you think that
you're my only patient?
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Of course not.
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Who you got in there?
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It's none of your business.
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Do they have problems?
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They do, don't they?
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Not worse than yours.
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[soft laugh] Fair enough.
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How about a latte?
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[light music]
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Sit here.
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Don't move. Don't press any buttons.
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Literally or metaphorically?
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Leon, did all that transcribe too?
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[cash register beeping]
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[Muzak playing]
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[indistinct chatter]
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Laura, if you ever
want to talk about anything,
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I'm here.
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It may not always seem like it, but I am.
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I want it off my body.
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Every time I see it, I think of him.
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What would that cost?
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4,000?
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Well, 4,500.
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What does your mother say?
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I don't think she really cares.
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Tell you what,
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you pay for half
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and I will pay for half.
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You get a summer job.
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Might be good for you.
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00:11:41,654 --> 00:11:44,364
You might actually learn something.
278
00:11:44,365 --> 00:11:45,448
Really?
279
00:11:45,449 --> 00:11:47,617
Really.
280
00:11:47,618 --> 00:11:48,618
Huh.
281
00:11:48,619 --> 00:11:49,702
What?
282
00:11:49,703 --> 00:11:51,037
[mumbles] That was just
283
00:11:51,038 --> 00:11:53,998
an awfully normal
father-daughter moment.
284
00:11:53,999 --> 00:11:56,209
Well, I do have my days.
285
00:11:56,210 --> 00:11:57,835
Speaking of which,
do you want me to come
286
00:11:57,836 --> 00:11:59,754
to your grandfather's memorial?
287
00:11:59,755 --> 00:12:01,172
Memorial?
288
00:12:01,173 --> 00:12:02,132
[light music]
289
00:12:02,133 --> 00:12:03,925
[phone buzzes]
290
00:12:03,926 --> 00:12:05,677
[tools clank]
291
00:12:05,678 --> 00:12:08,554
292
00:12:08,555 --> 00:12:10,848
Sure I can't get you something to drink?
293
00:12:10,849 --> 00:12:12,392
[soft grunting]
294
00:12:12,393 --> 00:12:14,519
It's all right. I, uh,
295
00:12:14,979 --> 00:12:17,231
I think I've almost got it.
296
00:12:18,482 --> 00:12:20,608
- [soft grunt]
- [tools clanking]
297
00:12:20,609 --> 00:12:22,819
Have you been talking to Alex?
298
00:12:22,820 --> 00:12:24,195
Not as much as he'd like.
299
00:12:24,196 --> 00:12:26,155
But he seems good to you, right?
300
00:12:26,156 --> 00:12:27,991
- [soft grunt]
- Like healthy?
301
00:12:27,992 --> 00:12:29,117
Mm.
302
00:12:29,118 --> 00:12:31,035
I mean, he's going to therapy.
303
00:12:31,036 --> 00:12:33,079
That's positive.
304
00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:35,873
Although Jennifer
wouldn't be my first choice.
305
00:12:35,874 --> 00:12:37,750
Um...
306
00:12:37,751 --> 00:12:39,127
I... I don't know.
307
00:12:39,128 --> 00:12:40,712
I mean, I guess I just thought he'd have
308
00:12:40,713 --> 00:12:44,007
more trouble with the
transition, you know, just...
309
00:12:44,008 --> 00:12:48,220
maybe reverting back
to his bullshit phases and...
310
00:12:50,931 --> 00:12:55,268
You have no idea
what you're doing, do you?
311
00:12:55,269 --> 00:12:56,352
No.
312
00:12:56,353 --> 00:12:57,603
[door closes]
313
00:12:57,604 --> 00:12:59,439
[footsteps approach]
314
00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:01,858
[light music]
315
00:13:01,859 --> 00:13:04,444
Have you talked to Grandma?
316
00:13:04,445 --> 00:13:10,116
317
00:13:10,117 --> 00:13:11,951
How do you not check your mail?
318
00:13:11,952 --> 00:13:14,120
- It's a lifestyle choice.
- No, it isn't.
319
00:13:14,121 --> 00:13:15,496
Jesus.
320
00:13:15,497 --> 00:13:17,332
It's giving me hives
just thinking about it.
321
00:13:17,333 --> 00:13:18,875
- What else is in here?
- I don't want to know.
322
00:13:18,876 --> 00:13:20,836
- That's why I don't open it.
- Oh.
323
00:13:26,008 --> 00:13:27,967
"Please join me in celebrating the life
324
00:13:27,968 --> 00:13:31,846
of Charles Cole, May 16th 5:30."
325
00:13:31,847 --> 00:13:33,890
Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
326
00:13:33,891 --> 00:13:35,308
What?
327
00:13:35,309 --> 00:13:38,436
"Please bring your father."
328
00:13:38,437 --> 00:13:40,313
Oh, fuck that!
329
00:13:40,314 --> 00:13:41,647
She disappears without a word,
330
00:13:41,648 --> 00:13:43,566
and now she wants to play
grieving widow?
331
00:13:43,567 --> 00:13:45,860
She's not getting his ashes.
332
00:13:45,861 --> 00:13:47,278
We murdered him.
333
00:13:47,279 --> 00:13:48,905
We did the dirty work.
334
00:13:48,906 --> 00:13:51,741
She can't take that from us.
335
00:13:51,742 --> 00:13:53,701
Oh, Hans, Val.
336
00:13:53,702 --> 00:13:55,454
Val, Hans.
337
00:13:56,997 --> 00:13:59,208
Fucking unbelievable.
338
00:14:00,334 --> 00:14:03,336
[muffled hip-hop music playing]
339
00:14:03,337 --> 00:14:06,423
[muffled laughter and talking]
340
00:14:12,888 --> 00:14:16,265
- Hey.
- Hey.
341
00:14:16,266 --> 00:14:19,435
Tina's having a party.
342
00:14:19,436 --> 00:14:21,145
Where do you think I'm going?
343
00:14:21,146 --> 00:14:24,273
[soft laugh]
344
00:14:24,274 --> 00:14:26,025
Hey, so, um, I talked to Dad.
345
00:14:26,026 --> 00:14:26,985
Mm-hmm?
346
00:14:26,986 --> 00:14:28,528
And he said he'd pay for
347
00:14:28,529 --> 00:14:30,196
half of my tattoo removal
348
00:14:30,197 --> 00:14:34,117
if you paid for the other half.
349
00:14:34,118 --> 00:14:36,410
Really?
350
00:14:36,411 --> 00:14:37,703
Yeah.
351
00:14:37,704 --> 00:14:39,080
So that's how he's parenting now?
352
00:14:39,081 --> 00:14:42,542
Just throwing money at a problem?
353
00:14:42,543 --> 00:14:46,212
Maybe he just
wanted to do something nice.
354
00:14:46,213 --> 00:14:48,298
[sighs]
355
00:14:58,058 --> 00:14:59,350
Good night, Laura.
356
00:14:59,351 --> 00:15:01,270
Night, Mom.
357
00:15:05,691 --> 00:15:06,733
[elevator dings]
358
00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:20,581
[lock twists]
359
00:15:21,665 --> 00:15:22,624
What?
360
00:15:22,625 --> 00:15:24,167
Oh, come on.
361
00:15:24,168 --> 00:15:25,293
This isn't even close
362
00:15:25,294 --> 00:15:27,712
to the worst thing I've done.
363
00:15:27,713 --> 00:15:29,047
True.
364
00:15:34,261 --> 00:15:37,263
It happened at night, 11:00,
365
00:15:37,264 --> 00:15:39,432
11:15.
366
00:15:39,433 --> 00:15:43,895
And it takes a while
for people to get there.
367
00:15:43,896 --> 00:15:46,272
So we waited,
368
00:15:46,273 --> 00:15:49,275
the three of us.
369
00:15:49,276 --> 00:15:51,736
And...
370
00:15:51,737 --> 00:15:55,281
nobody really said anything,
371
00:15:55,282 --> 00:15:58,951
because, I mean, what do you say?
372
00:15:58,952 --> 00:16:01,037
And then some people showed up.
373
00:16:01,038 --> 00:16:04,624
Paramedics, police.
374
00:16:04,625 --> 00:16:06,209
And they took some statements.
375
00:16:06,210 --> 00:16:08,461
They looked around the house for a bit.
376
00:16:08,462 --> 00:16:11,005
And...
377
00:16:11,006 --> 00:16:13,633
then they picked him up and took him.
378
00:16:13,634 --> 00:16:17,678
And then that was that.
379
00:16:17,679 --> 00:16:20,765
He was gone.
380
00:16:20,766 --> 00:16:25,311
Doesn't sound that different
from what he usually did.
381
00:16:25,312 --> 00:16:27,480
Coming and going.
382
00:16:27,481 --> 00:16:30,650
Okay.
383
00:16:30,651 --> 00:16:33,152
But the other times
I knew he'd come back.
384
00:16:33,153 --> 00:16:35,905
You said you hated that.
385
00:16:35,906 --> 00:16:37,782
When he'd just show up.
386
00:16:37,783 --> 00:16:40,576
I did.
387
00:16:40,577 --> 00:16:43,204
But then he came to me
in his final moments.
388
00:16:43,205 --> 00:16:46,165
He came to me when Mom ran away,
389
00:16:46,166 --> 00:16:47,541
and now she wants him back,
390
00:16:47,542 --> 00:16:50,211
but she doesn't deserve him.
391
00:16:50,212 --> 00:16:52,630
You mean she wants his ashes.
392
00:16:52,631 --> 00:16:54,257
Sure. Exactly.
393
00:16:54,258 --> 00:16:57,885
That's not the same as wanting him.
394
00:16:57,886 --> 00:16:59,971
It's more like
395
00:16:59,972 --> 00:17:02,014
the memory of him.
396
00:17:02,015 --> 00:17:06,018
Are you saying she doesn't deserve that?
397
00:17:06,019 --> 00:17:10,064
Is there a reason
why you're holding on to them?
398
00:17:10,065 --> 00:17:12,525
Why you haven't spread them?
399
00:17:12,526 --> 00:17:16,195
I kept them because
nobody else wanted them.
400
00:17:16,196 --> 00:17:18,156
Now someone does.
401
00:17:19,866 --> 00:17:21,076
[sighs]
402
00:17:31,545 --> 00:17:34,547
[gentle playful music]
403
00:17:34,548 --> 00:17:41,597
404
00:17:42,973 --> 00:17:46,100
[phone buzzes]
405
00:17:46,101 --> 00:17:47,226
Hello.
406
00:17:47,227 --> 00:17:48,853
How are you?
407
00:17:48,854 --> 00:17:51,063
I'm not going to your father's memorial
408
00:17:51,064 --> 00:17:53,941
so you don't have to worry
about bumping into me.
409
00:17:53,942 --> 00:17:55,026
Drew.
410
00:17:55,027 --> 00:17:57,653
Did you need something?
411
00:17:57,654 --> 00:17:59,280
Um...
412
00:17:59,281 --> 00:18:01,073
The... the plumber that we used to use
413
00:18:01,074 --> 00:18:03,242
with the little portable boom box.
414
00:18:03,243 --> 00:18:05,411
Do you have his number?
415
00:18:05,412 --> 00:18:07,830
I'll text it to you.
416
00:18:07,831 --> 00:18:09,915
Thank you.
417
00:18:09,916 --> 00:18:12,793
Glad to be of service.
418
00:18:12,794 --> 00:18:14,003
[sighs]
419
00:18:14,004 --> 00:18:15,588
And, by the way, um,
420
00:18:15,589 --> 00:18:19,133
about the tattoo thing.
421
00:18:19,134 --> 00:18:21,427
I'll split it with you, I... I just...
422
00:18:21,428 --> 00:18:22,720
think that's something
that you should have
423
00:18:22,721 --> 00:18:26,432
talked to me about first.
424
00:18:26,433 --> 00:18:28,017
DREW: I didn't say we'd split it.
425
00:18:28,018 --> 00:18:29,560
- Really?
- DREW: Yeah.
426
00:18:29,561 --> 00:18:31,270
I told her if she got a job,
I'd pay for half.
427
00:18:31,271 --> 00:18:32,438
Uh-huh, yeah.
428
00:18:32,439 --> 00:18:34,023
DREW: Well, now she should get a job
429
00:18:34,024 --> 00:18:35,566
to pay for the whole thing,
don't you agree?
430
00:18:35,567 --> 00:18:37,818
- Yeah... yes, I agree.
- DREW: Okay.
431
00:18:37,819 --> 00:18:39,320
- I'm saying I agree.
- DREW: Great.
432
00:18:39,321 --> 00:18:40,780
- Okay.
- DREW: Take care.
433
00:18:40,781 --> 00:18:42,157
You too.
434
00:18:46,620 --> 00:18:48,037
What's up?
435
00:18:48,038 --> 00:18:50,790
Why would you lie to me
about the tattoo?
436
00:18:50,791 --> 00:18:53,709
Because I'm a teenager?
437
00:18:53,710 --> 00:18:55,252
Also, I figured you'd be busy
438
00:18:55,253 --> 00:18:56,629
dealing with your own stuff.
439
00:18:56,630 --> 00:18:58,172
Well, [clears throat]
440
00:18:58,173 --> 00:18:59,465
if you want it removed,
441
00:18:59,466 --> 00:19:01,467
you can earn the money yourself.
442
00:19:01,468 --> 00:19:02,635
All of it.
443
00:19:02,636 --> 00:19:04,804
[light music]
444
00:19:04,805 --> 00:19:06,013
Fine.
445
00:19:06,014 --> 00:19:08,350
446
00:19:09,476 --> 00:19:12,103
ALEX: [sighs] Dad.
447
00:19:12,104 --> 00:19:14,146
I don't know if you can hear me,
448
00:19:14,147 --> 00:19:15,981
but in the off chance
449
00:19:15,982 --> 00:19:18,025
you're floating on a cloud
with a harp and not
450
00:19:18,026 --> 00:19:21,112
toiling away in some sulfuric hellscape,
451
00:19:21,113 --> 00:19:24,365
- I, um...
- [footsteps approaching]
452
00:19:24,366 --> 00:19:26,033
Hans?
453
00:19:26,034 --> 00:19:27,993
No. Do not get up.
454
00:19:27,994 --> 00:19:29,662
Where are you going?
455
00:19:29,663 --> 00:19:31,997
I no longer wish to stay here.
456
00:19:31,998 --> 00:19:33,249
What? Wait.
457
00:19:33,250 --> 00:19:34,333
No.
458
00:19:34,334 --> 00:19:35,501
Come on. I'm sorry.
459
00:19:35,502 --> 00:19:37,378
Stay. I'll make you a waffle.
460
00:19:37,379 --> 00:19:38,296
Huh?
461
00:19:38,297 --> 00:19:40,047
We'll talk it out.
462
00:19:40,048 --> 00:19:41,007
[sighs]
463
00:19:41,008 --> 00:19:42,258
The tribes.
464
00:19:42,259 --> 00:19:44,343
The tribes and the infighting.
465
00:19:44,344 --> 00:19:46,095
That is my answer.
466
00:19:46,096 --> 00:19:47,680
What?
467
00:19:47,681 --> 00:19:49,265
Auf Wiedersehen.
468
00:19:49,266 --> 00:19:52,309
[light music]
469
00:19:52,310 --> 00:19:53,853
470
00:19:53,854 --> 00:19:55,229
[sighs]
471
00:19:55,230 --> 00:19:58,316
[indistinct chatter]
472
00:20:00,152 --> 00:20:01,652
Oh, hey. Sorry.
473
00:20:01,653 --> 00:20:03,904
Hans left early. Can you believe it?
474
00:20:03,905 --> 00:20:05,531
He's gonna kill my host rating.
475
00:20:05,532 --> 00:20:07,575
I may need you to write
some fake reviews.
476
00:20:07,576 --> 00:20:10,286
Alex, what the fuck?
477
00:20:10,287 --> 00:20:13,414
Oh. Right, um. I talked to Jennifer.
478
00:20:13,415 --> 00:20:17,376
And she said it's not like we're
actually giving Dad to Mom.
479
00:20:17,377 --> 00:20:18,753
It's more like we're just
480
00:20:18,754 --> 00:20:21,172
transferring his memory
to someone who needs it.
481
00:20:21,173 --> 00:20:23,549
You didn't think I'd want a say in that?
482
00:20:23,550 --> 00:20:25,009
Do you?
483
00:20:25,010 --> 00:20:25,927
Yes.
484
00:20:25,928 --> 00:20:27,511
We talked about it.
485
00:20:27,512 --> 00:20:30,014
What... at dinner?
486
00:20:30,015 --> 00:20:31,223
With the pencil set?
487
00:20:31,224 --> 00:20:32,808
I... I thought we were doing a bit.
488
00:20:32,809 --> 00:20:35,853
God. Even when I'm gone,
you manage to punish me.
489
00:20:35,854 --> 00:20:38,397
Darlings.
490
00:20:38,398 --> 00:20:40,941
You don't know how much
this means to me.
491
00:20:40,942 --> 00:20:44,904
Your presence is
a kind and thoughtful gesture.
492
00:20:44,905 --> 00:20:48,699
And... and this must be...
493
00:20:48,700 --> 00:20:51,118
Oh, Charles.
494
00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:54,538
How wonderful to hold you
in my arms again.
495
00:20:54,539 --> 00:20:57,416
Laura, will you come and
help me find a place for him?
496
00:20:57,417 --> 00:20:59,877
You can fill me in
on everything I've missed.
497
00:20:59,878 --> 00:21:01,670
Mm. Where to begin?
498
00:21:01,671 --> 00:21:04,757
[playful melancholy music]
499
00:21:04,758 --> 00:21:11,765
500
00:21:19,940 --> 00:21:22,234
[breathes deeply]
501
00:21:25,111 --> 00:21:26,905
[phone buzzes]
502
00:21:36,706 --> 00:21:37,707
[chimes]
503
00:21:40,544 --> 00:21:42,294
N... no.
504
00:21:42,295 --> 00:21:43,672
No-no-no.
505
00:21:52,180 --> 00:21:53,722
Hey. Tina.
506
00:21:53,723 --> 00:21:55,683
Yes, hi, it's Valerie.
507
00:21:55,684 --> 00:21:57,601
Mm... mm-hmm.
508
00:21:57,602 --> 00:21:59,144
Y-yes. O-okay.
509
00:21:59,145 --> 00:22:02,314
Um, I don't care where your handyman is.
510
00:22:02,315 --> 00:22:05,568
Hire a plumber and have him
fix my fucking sink
511
00:22:05,569 --> 00:22:06,986
before I get home, okay?
512
00:22:06,987 --> 00:22:09,154
That is your job.
That is what you signed up for.
513
00:22:09,155 --> 00:22:10,739
And you don't get to
just check out because
514
00:22:10,740 --> 00:22:14,660
you don't feel like
doing the work, okay?
515
00:22:14,661 --> 00:22:16,121
Thank you.
516
00:22:20,625 --> 00:22:23,335
[gentle wind music playing]
517
00:22:23,336 --> 00:22:24,670
[indistinct talking]
518
00:22:24,671 --> 00:22:25,880
Oh, God.
519
00:22:25,881 --> 00:22:28,967
[indistinct talking]
520
00:22:42,022 --> 00:22:43,690
Thank you.
521
00:22:48,778 --> 00:22:51,947
Your mom's pretty mad at me, huh?
522
00:22:51,948 --> 00:22:54,867
Indeed.
523
00:22:54,868 --> 00:22:57,536
Is she not doing well?
524
00:22:57,537 --> 00:22:58,787
Uh,
525
00:22:58,788 --> 00:23:00,247
she's the same,
526
00:23:00,248 --> 00:23:01,248
but worse.
527
00:23:01,249 --> 00:23:03,375
[soft laugh]
528
00:23:03,376 --> 00:23:05,794
How 'bout you?
529
00:23:05,795 --> 00:23:07,421
You know, people always ask me that,
530
00:23:07,422 --> 00:23:11,717
and I don't think they
really want to hear the answer.
531
00:23:11,718 --> 00:23:15,220
That's mostly true.
532
00:23:15,221 --> 00:23:17,431
I need a job.
533
00:23:17,432 --> 00:23:19,308
Me too.
534
00:23:19,309 --> 00:23:23,187
Well, maybe we could work together.
535
00:23:23,188 --> 00:23:24,897
If I see a listing
for a high school student
536
00:23:24,898 --> 00:23:26,565
and a failed entrepreneur,
I'll let you know.
537
00:23:26,566 --> 00:23:29,026
Well, technically,
I'm not even in high school.
538
00:23:29,027 --> 00:23:30,027
Even better.
539
00:23:30,028 --> 00:23:31,071
[soft laugh]
540
00:23:36,534 --> 00:23:38,744
Go on.
541
00:23:38,745 --> 00:23:40,163
[sighs]
542
00:23:42,916 --> 00:23:43,875
[grunts]
543
00:23:43,876 --> 00:23:45,001
[soft laugh]
544
00:23:53,426 --> 00:23:57,429
You know, this is hard for me too.
545
00:23:57,430 --> 00:24:00,015
It's new and it's different
546
00:24:00,016 --> 00:24:02,017
and I'm trying to be okay with it,
547
00:24:02,018 --> 00:24:05,771
but sometimes I just want to call you
548
00:24:05,772 --> 00:24:09,608
and tell you everything and then
I remember that I shouldn't.
549
00:24:09,609 --> 00:24:11,402
Just because we don't live together
550
00:24:11,403 --> 00:24:13,530
doesn't mean we can't talk.
551
00:24:15,615 --> 00:24:18,451
I'm sorry about the ashes.
552
00:24:22,330 --> 00:24:26,083
His last words to me were,
553
00:24:26,084 --> 00:24:29,921
"Sorry we weren't closer,
but maybe it's for the best."
554
00:24:32,090 --> 00:24:34,133
What is that?
I mean, that's not closure.
555
00:24:34,134 --> 00:24:38,762
That's... that's something
you say to a stranger.
556
00:24:38,763 --> 00:24:40,389
His last words to me were,
557
00:24:40,390 --> 00:24:44,143
"You have your sister,
558
00:24:44,144 --> 00:24:46,813
and that's a real love."
559
00:24:52,152 --> 00:24:53,986
[softly] Well.
560
00:24:53,987 --> 00:24:55,654
Wish I'd been around when he said that.
561
00:24:55,655 --> 00:24:57,449
That would have been a better memory.
562
00:25:02,287 --> 00:25:03,662
DAWN: Come gather round.
563
00:25:03,663 --> 00:25:05,749
I'd like to say a few words.
564
00:25:10,211 --> 00:25:12,088
Save my seat.
565
00:25:18,595 --> 00:25:23,098
Are you drinking?
566
00:25:23,099 --> 00:25:25,225
Yes?
567
00:25:25,226 --> 00:25:27,812
Can I have some?
568
00:25:30,482 --> 00:25:32,691
DAWN: Thank you all for coming.
569
00:25:32,692 --> 00:25:34,860
I know Charles would be overjoyed
570
00:25:34,861 --> 00:25:39,156
to see such a collection
of friends and family.
571
00:25:39,157 --> 00:25:42,076
While we weren't always together,
572
00:25:42,077 --> 00:25:46,038
we were in the times that counted most.
573
00:25:46,039 --> 00:25:48,707
The trips around the world.
574
00:25:48,708 --> 00:25:52,504
The long nights spent
in each other's arms.
575
00:25:54,380 --> 00:25:57,424
Charles was a special man.
576
00:25:57,425 --> 00:26:01,095
He was a man of particular taste
and temperament.
577
00:26:01,096 --> 00:26:03,597
While he had his detractors,
578
00:26:03,598 --> 00:26:05,724
he was always true to himself.
579
00:26:05,725 --> 00:26:06,934
Where are your shoes?
580
00:26:06,935 --> 00:26:08,936
DAWN: A quality I will forever cherish.
581
00:26:08,937 --> 00:26:11,105
Check your bag.
582
00:26:11,106 --> 00:26:15,400
DAWN: But perhaps the thing
I'll remember most about Charles
583
00:26:15,401 --> 00:26:17,569
is his selflessness,
584
00:26:17,570 --> 00:26:21,073
his sense of charity.
585
00:26:21,074 --> 00:26:24,076
You didn't.
586
00:26:24,077 --> 00:26:26,745
We'll keep the memories for ourselves.
587
00:26:26,746 --> 00:26:29,414
For him to take me in,
588
00:26:29,415 --> 00:26:33,001
a single pregnant woman,
589
00:26:33,002 --> 00:26:37,464
and raise my daughter as his own,
590
00:26:37,465 --> 00:26:40,050
that speaks to his depth
591
00:26:40,051 --> 00:26:44,054
and preponderance of character.
592
00:26:44,055 --> 00:26:48,476
And for that, our family
will be eternally grateful.
593
00:26:53,356 --> 00:26:56,150
[laughs]
594
00:26:56,151 --> 00:26:58,485
[soft murmuring]
595
00:26:58,486 --> 00:26:59,862
[snorts] S...
596
00:26:59,863 --> 00:27:02,156
I'm s... [clears throat] I'm sorry.
597
00:27:02,157 --> 00:27:03,198
[clears throat]
598
00:27:03,199 --> 00:27:06,410
[Linda Lyndell's "What a Man"]
599
00:27:06,411 --> 00:27:07,786
600
00:27:07,787 --> 00:27:09,872
LINDA:
What a man,
what a man, what a man
601
00:27:09,873 --> 00:27:11,790
What a mighty good man
602
00:27:11,791 --> 00:27:13,292
Say it again now
603
00:27:13,293 --> 00:27:15,294
What a man, what a man, what a man
604
00:27:15,295 --> 00:27:17,796
What a mighty good man
605
00:27:17,797 --> 00:27:20,465
Yes, he is
606
00:27:20,466 --> 00:27:24,136
A mighty, mighty good man
607
00:27:24,137 --> 00:27:28,974
Let me put it on your mind
let me put it on your mind
608
00:27:28,975 --> 00:27:30,809
He thrills me
609
00:27:30,810 --> 00:27:32,394
Kills me
610
00:27:32,395 --> 00:27:35,355
He's a loving kind
611
00:27:35,356 --> 00:27:37,274
Another ounce of his love
612
00:27:37,275 --> 00:27:41,320
And I think I'ma gonna slip
613
00:27:41,321 --> 00:27:42,988
Lose my grip
614
00:27:42,989 --> 00:27:45,282
And do back over flips
615
00:27:45,283 --> 00:27:46,658
Listen now
616
00:27:46,659 --> 00:27:48,493
What a man, what a man, what a man
617
00:27:48,494 --> 00:27:50,370
What a mighty, mighty good man
618
00:27:50,371 --> 00:27:51,997
Say it again now
619
00:27:51,998 --> 00:27:54,166
What a man, what a man, what a man
620
00:27:54,167 --> 00:27:56,293
What a mighty good man
621
00:27:56,294 --> 00:27:57,378
Yeah, yeah
622
00:27:57,402 --> 00:28:02,402
623
00:28:02,452 --> 00:28:07,002
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