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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,206 --> 00:00:02,900 Previously, on "Casual"... 2 00:00:02,925 --> 00:00:05,094 Alex started exercizing. 3 00:00:05,119 --> 00:00:07,006 - That's good. - No, it's a cry for help. 4 00:00:07,031 --> 00:00:09,119 Like, I just wish we could bring him back to how he was. 5 00:00:09,144 --> 00:00:10,969 I mean, he's on the path to spiritual enlightenment. 6 00:00:10,994 --> 00:00:12,705 But can't you get him laid or something? 7 00:00:12,730 --> 00:00:14,625 - Where's the bathroom key? - Jennifer borrowed it. 8 00:00:14,650 --> 00:00:15,811 Who's Jennifer? 9 00:00:15,836 --> 00:00:18,385 She's the new woman next door. She's remodeling. 10 00:00:18,410 --> 00:00:19,572 How long is this supposed to last? 11 00:00:19,597 --> 00:00:21,003 Your mom tells me you're not going back to school. 12 00:00:21,004 --> 00:00:23,258 We're touring East Alvarado tomorrow. 13 00:00:23,283 --> 00:00:25,178 Public school? I didn't know it was that bad. 14 00:00:25,203 --> 00:00:25,997 What's it like here? 15 00:00:26,022 --> 00:00:28,865 It's all the same. I guess the worst part here is 16 00:00:28,890 --> 00:00:32,527 watching the teachers wonder how their lives went so wrong. 17 00:00:32,552 --> 00:00:33,413 Alex, what are you talking about? 18 00:00:33,438 --> 00:00:35,813 Before you get upset, John Adams was homeschooled, 19 00:00:35,838 --> 00:00:36,672 James Garfield. 20 00:00:36,697 --> 00:00:38,615 What makes you think you're even qualified to teach? 21 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:40,445 - I can teach. - It's great, right? 22 00:00:40,470 --> 00:00:42,350 I can't believe we didn't think of it before. 23 00:00:53,144 --> 00:00:56,143 [Cyndi Lauper's "All Through the Night" playing] 24 00:00:56,144 --> 00:00:58,163 25 00:00:58,164 --> 00:01:03,153 All through the night 26 00:01:03,154 --> 00:01:08,183 I'll be awake and I'll be with you 27 00:01:08,184 --> 00:01:13,183 All through the night 28 00:01:13,184 --> 00:01:18,203 This precious time when time is new 29 00:01:18,204 --> 00:01:26,083 Oh, all through the night today 30 00:01:26,084 --> 00:01:33,073 Knowing that we feel the same without saying 31 00:01:33,074 --> 00:01:38,073 We have no past we won't reach back 32 00:01:38,074 --> 00:01:43,063 Keep with me forward all through the night 33 00:01:43,064 --> 00:01:48,093 And once we start the meter clicks 34 00:01:48,094 --> 00:01:53,103 And it goes running all through the night 35 00:01:53,104 --> 00:02:00,123 Until it ends there is no end 36 00:02:00,124 --> 00:02:01,173 37 00:02:01,174 --> 00:02:05,083 All through the night 38 00:02:05,084 --> 00:02:07,983 Stray cat is crying so stray cat sings back 39 00:02:07,984 --> 00:02:09,073 [music fades out] 40 00:02:09,374 --> 00:02:10,443 What the fuck? 41 00:02:10,444 --> 00:02:13,443 You're late. 42 00:02:13,444 --> 00:02:15,293 Is this a joke? 43 00:02:15,294 --> 00:02:16,373 The basic homeschool curriculum 44 00:02:16,374 --> 00:02:17,503 can be completed in two days a week, 45 00:02:17,504 --> 00:02:20,463 but I've extended our course schedule 46 00:02:20,464 --> 00:02:22,383 with a few electives. 47 00:02:22,384 --> 00:02:27,293 Java, Banned Books, Subversives and Revolutionaries, 48 00:02:27,294 --> 00:02:28,363 Bow Hunting? 49 00:02:28,364 --> 00:02:29,443 You can take that one pass/fail. 50 00:02:29,444 --> 00:02:30,473 Seems like a lot. 51 00:02:30,474 --> 00:02:32,293 Well, are you interested 52 00:02:32,294 --> 00:02:33,473 in a life of variety and excitement? 53 00:02:33,474 --> 00:02:35,503 I'm interested in going to school two days a week 54 00:02:35,504 --> 00:02:37,433 and having the rest of the week to fuck off. 55 00:02:37,434 --> 00:02:39,433 Come on, you're straight, white, and rich. 56 00:02:39,434 --> 00:02:42,683 The world has lavished you with undeserved favor. 57 00:02:42,684 --> 00:02:44,634 It would be thankless to rest on your laurels. 58 00:02:49,444 --> 00:02:51,424 [clears throat] 59 00:02:54,344 --> 00:02:56,333 Breakfast ended at 8:00. 60 00:02:56,334 --> 00:02:59,333 [quirky music] 61 00:02:59,334 --> 00:03:07,314 62 00:03:14,354 --> 00:03:16,334 [groans] 63 00:03:23,414 --> 00:03:28,514 Okay, so, a Sex Pistols show leads to the formation of? 64 00:03:31,324 --> 00:03:34,513 Joy Division, who then became New Order with the death of... 65 00:03:34,514 --> 00:03:36,493 come on. 66 00:03:36,494 --> 00:03:39,323 Ian Curtis, and then it just totally explodes 67 00:03:39,324 --> 00:03:40,423 from there, right? 68 00:03:40,424 --> 00:03:44,293 Talking Heads to U2 to Radiohead to Kanye. 69 00:03:44,294 --> 00:03:46,443 - Morning, Val. - Morning. 70 00:03:46,444 --> 00:03:48,413 Sit down. We're about to start with New York in the '80s. 71 00:03:48,414 --> 00:03:49,404 What class is this? 72 00:03:49,405 --> 00:03:51,343 Mid-American post-punk. 73 00:03:51,344 --> 00:03:53,453 Oh. I don't recall seeing that on the lesson plan. 74 00:03:53,454 --> 00:03:56,283 - It's an elective. - That I did not elect. 75 00:03:56,284 --> 00:03:58,293 I think it's a pretty comprehensive schedule. 76 00:03:58,294 --> 00:03:59,323 And I think it's a convenient way 77 00:03:59,324 --> 00:04:00,324 for you to not work. 78 00:04:00,325 --> 00:04:01,463 I am an educator. 79 00:04:01,464 --> 00:04:04,303 I am happy that you've taken an interest, Alex, 80 00:04:04,304 --> 00:04:06,463 but stick to the lesson plan. Administer the test. 81 00:04:06,464 --> 00:04:09,453 What about thumb screws? Should I administer those too? 82 00:04:09,454 --> 00:04:12,293 Core classes first, then you can do the electives. 83 00:04:12,294 --> 00:04:13,333 Okay. 84 00:04:13,334 --> 00:04:15,373 Okay? Okay? 85 00:04:15,374 --> 00:04:17,343 Yeah, fine, whatever. 86 00:04:17,344 --> 00:04:18,483 And also, you know, spend some time 87 00:04:18,484 --> 00:04:20,373 with people your own age, right, 88 00:04:20,374 --> 00:04:21,443 'cause this is the time in your life 89 00:04:21,444 --> 00:04:25,373 where you make those lifelong friendships. 90 00:04:25,374 --> 00:04:28,453 That's kind of hypocritical, don't you think? 91 00:04:28,454 --> 00:04:30,393 What do you mean? 92 00:04:30,394 --> 00:04:33,403 You don't have any friends from high school. 93 00:04:33,404 --> 00:04:34,463 [chuckles] 94 00:04:34,464 --> 00:04:36,304 Who's your longest friend? 95 00:04:38,364 --> 00:04:40,333 Karen Dennis. 96 00:04:40,334 --> 00:04:41,393 Never heard of her. 97 00:04:41,394 --> 00:04:44,283 Kar... Karen Dennis. 98 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:45,902 Yeah, I heard you. I don't know her. 99 00:04:45,927 --> 00:04:47,724 Just get to work. 100 00:04:49,454 --> 00:04:50,503 Maybe she was a camp friend. 101 00:04:50,504 --> 00:04:52,343 It's Karen fucking Dennis! 102 00:04:52,344 --> 00:04:53,433 I heard you. 103 00:04:53,434 --> 00:04:56,433 [mellow music] 104 00:04:56,434 --> 00:05:04,414 105 00:05:11,324 --> 00:05:13,484 Jesus, come on. Aw. 106 00:05:26,394 --> 00:05:28,383 [grunts] 107 00:05:28,384 --> 00:05:30,403 The couch in the hallway. 108 00:05:30,404 --> 00:05:33,303 [scoffs] So ugly, right? 109 00:05:33,304 --> 00:05:34,473 No, why is it there? 110 00:05:34,474 --> 00:05:36,433 Jennifer I think. She's still remodeling. 111 00:05:36,434 --> 00:05:39,324 Unbelievable. 112 00:05:47,354 --> 00:05:50,303 How many... how many friends do you have? 113 00:05:50,304 --> 00:05:54,413 I'm not on Facebook anymore. Instagram, 13,000. 114 00:05:54,414 --> 00:05:55,838 No. 115 00:05:55,863 --> 00:05:58,285 Zendaya reposted one of my videos, so that helped. 116 00:05:59,354 --> 00:06:00,503 Okay, never mind. 117 00:06:00,504 --> 00:06:02,373 Well, what's your handle? I'll add you. 118 00:06:02,374 --> 00:06:04,473 No, I'm not on Instagram. 119 00:06:04,474 --> 00:06:06,413 What? 120 00:06:06,414 --> 00:06:09,313 Give me your phone. 121 00:06:09,314 --> 00:06:12,463 Yes, your phone. This is so crazy. 122 00:06:12,464 --> 00:06:14,423 You're like one of those Australian bush people 123 00:06:14,424 --> 00:06:16,413 who's never seen an airplane before. 124 00:06:16,414 --> 00:06:18,363 Why would I even need Instagram? 125 00:06:18,364 --> 00:06:20,503 So you can follow models and actors 126 00:06:20,504 --> 00:06:22,373 and see everything that they do. 127 00:06:22,374 --> 00:06:23,433 Why would I care about that? 128 00:06:23,434 --> 00:06:27,283 [laughs] You're hilarious. 129 00:06:27,284 --> 00:06:29,353 Oh. Okay, so you're all set up. 130 00:06:29,354 --> 00:06:31,313 Who do you want to follow? 131 00:06:31,314 --> 00:06:32,483 Laura, Alex. 132 00:06:32,484 --> 00:06:34,474 Already added. Who else? 133 00:06:36,484 --> 00:06:38,393 I don't know. 134 00:06:38,394 --> 00:06:40,364 This is so much more fun if you follow people. 135 00:06:42,384 --> 00:06:44,334 Karen Dennis. 136 00:06:45,494 --> 00:06:47,293 Is she in your contacts? 137 00:06:47,294 --> 00:06:49,293 Mm-hmm. 138 00:06:49,294 --> 00:06:50,373 Okay. 139 00:06:50,374 --> 00:06:51,463 Now you follow her too. 140 00:06:51,464 --> 00:06:53,464 She's a good friend of mine. 141 00:07:03,374 --> 00:07:04,473 Ahem. 142 00:07:04,474 --> 00:07:05,474 Yes? 143 00:07:05,475 --> 00:07:07,333 No phones during the test. 144 00:07:07,334 --> 00:07:08,423 It's an essay. 145 00:07:08,424 --> 00:07:09,493 It's cheating. 146 00:07:09,494 --> 00:07:11,373 Cheating implies an unfair advantage, 147 00:07:11,374 --> 00:07:13,453 which this isn't. Everyone has a phone. 148 00:07:13,454 --> 00:07:15,403 They've practically gained limb status. 149 00:07:15,404 --> 00:07:17,423 What if you're somewhere where you can't use your phone 150 00:07:17,424 --> 00:07:19,363 - or the Internet? - What, like China? 151 00:07:19,364 --> 00:07:20,463 I'm starting to question your enthusiasm. 152 00:07:20,464 --> 00:07:22,353 I was more enthusiastic when I thought 153 00:07:22,354 --> 00:07:23,483 this was gonna take two days a week. 154 00:07:23,484 --> 00:07:25,403 You know, these classes are important. 155 00:07:25,404 --> 00:07:27,333 Are they? We'll have an automated work force 156 00:07:27,334 --> 00:07:30,293 by the time I'm what, 30? 35? 157 00:07:30,294 --> 00:07:31,483 You think these classes are gonna help me land a job 158 00:07:31,484 --> 00:07:34,383 in quality control at the sex robot factory? 159 00:07:34,384 --> 00:07:36,373 [doorbell ringing] 160 00:07:36,374 --> 00:07:38,424 You have an awfully specific view of the future. 161 00:07:41,354 --> 00:07:42,513 - Alex Cole? - Yup. 162 00:07:42,514 --> 00:07:45,373 - Sign here. - Who's it from? 163 00:07:45,374 --> 00:07:48,373 Uh, Paul Schmidt at "Snooker." 164 00:07:48,374 --> 00:07:51,343 What if I paid you $20 to throw it out? 165 00:07:51,344 --> 00:07:53,413 That would be mail fraud. 166 00:07:53,414 --> 00:07:57,394 It's five years in prison and a $250,000 fine. 167 00:07:59,324 --> 00:08:01,314 Fine. 168 00:08:05,334 --> 00:08:07,314 Okay. 169 00:08:10,394 --> 00:08:11,423 What's that? 170 00:08:11,424 --> 00:08:13,373 I don't know. 171 00:08:13,374 --> 00:08:15,444 I know one way you could find out. 172 00:08:17,424 --> 00:08:20,353 It's strange. Like, in the past few weeks 173 00:08:20,354 --> 00:08:24,403 we've gotten so much closer. 174 00:08:24,404 --> 00:08:28,333 Last we spoke, you were thinking about leaving. 175 00:08:28,334 --> 00:08:31,443 Yeah. Yeah. 176 00:08:31,444 --> 00:08:33,303 Did something change? 177 00:08:33,304 --> 00:08:36,343 Well, she's been a lot more tender. 178 00:08:36,344 --> 00:08:38,403 Maybe she feels guilty. 179 00:08:38,404 --> 00:08:40,323 Why would she feel guilty? 180 00:08:40,324 --> 00:08:42,334 You know, 'cause... 'cause of my arm. 181 00:08:44,464 --> 00:08:47,493 Yeah, I don't think you ever told me how that happened. 182 00:08:47,494 --> 00:08:49,323 - Oh, no? - Mm-hmm. 183 00:08:49,324 --> 00:08:51,373 So, she tripped on a stairwell, 184 00:08:51,374 --> 00:08:52,503 and I tried to grab her, 185 00:08:52,504 --> 00:08:54,363 and then I was the one who ended up falling. 186 00:08:54,364 --> 00:08:55,463 [chuckles] 187 00:08:55,464 --> 00:08:58,423 It was just this crazy, freak accident. 188 00:08:58,424 --> 00:09:00,373 You fell down the stairs? 189 00:09:00,374 --> 00:09:02,434 Yeah. The doctor said I'm lucky it wasn't worse. 190 00:09:04,354 --> 00:09:08,293 Anyway, Lauren has been so... attentive. 191 00:09:08,294 --> 00:09:10,283 I can't imagine doing this without her. 192 00:09:10,284 --> 00:09:14,393 Anthony, I hesitate to even ask this. 193 00:09:14,394 --> 00:09:16,473 So you think she meant for you to fall? 194 00:09:16,474 --> 00:09:19,413 What? [laughs] 195 00:09:19,414 --> 00:09:21,383 No. 196 00:09:21,384 --> 00:09:24,283 Because that would be crazy, 197 00:09:24,284 --> 00:09:26,293 and she's not crazy. 198 00:09:26,294 --> 00:09:28,483 She's intense, yeah, and a little overbearing, 199 00:09:28,484 --> 00:09:33,463 but she... she's not... crazy. 200 00:09:33,464 --> 00:09:36,444 [phone alert chimes] 201 00:09:48,304 --> 00:09:50,434 [phone buzzing] 202 00:09:52,364 --> 00:09:54,494 Excuse me. 203 00:09:56,284 --> 00:09:57,313 This is Karen. 204 00:09:57,314 --> 00:10:00,413 Karen, hi. It's Valerie. 205 00:10:00,414 --> 00:10:02,433 Am I not in your phone? [laughs] 206 00:10:02,434 --> 00:10:03,473 Oh, yeah, no. Yeah, you are. 207 00:10:03,474 --> 00:10:06,453 Hi, Valerie. 208 00:10:06,454 --> 00:10:11,333 Hi. Um, you followed me on Instagram. 209 00:10:11,334 --> 00:10:13,364 Yeah. 210 00:10:14,434 --> 00:10:16,303 How are you? 211 00:10:16,304 --> 00:10:18,323 Um, I'm good. I'm good. 212 00:10:18,324 --> 00:10:20,403 I was actually just thinking about you. 213 00:10:20,404 --> 00:10:22,343 Oh, really? 214 00:10:22,344 --> 00:10:25,303 Yeah, it was at The Grove, and there was this couple there 215 00:10:25,304 --> 00:10:27,503 just, like, screaming at each other. 216 00:10:27,504 --> 00:10:29,413 Anyway, how are you? 217 00:10:29,414 --> 00:10:30,513 I'm great. 218 00:10:30,514 --> 00:10:32,383 Great, well, it's good to hear your voice, 219 00:10:32,384 --> 00:10:34,293 but I should probably get going. 220 00:10:34,294 --> 00:10:35,473 I was actually gonna say, I... 221 00:10:35,474 --> 00:10:38,283 you know, I think we should get the group together 222 00:10:38,284 --> 00:10:39,433 for dinner or something, you know. 223 00:10:39,434 --> 00:10:41,453 [laughs] 224 00:10:41,454 --> 00:10:43,293 Yeah. 225 00:10:43,294 --> 00:10:44,333 I mean, wouldn't that be fun? 226 00:10:44,334 --> 00:10:45,353 So fun. 227 00:10:45,354 --> 00:10:47,474 Yeah. 228 00:10:50,294 --> 00:10:51,503 Are you free tonight? 229 00:10:51,504 --> 00:10:53,323 Oh. 230 00:10:53,324 --> 00:10:55,393 You know... you know Theresa and Nikki are 231 00:10:55,394 --> 00:10:57,513 throwing that party for Diane. 232 00:10:57,514 --> 00:10:59,463 Who's Diane? 233 00:10:59,464 --> 00:11:00,483 You know Diane. 234 00:11:00,484 --> 00:11:03,443 No, I don't think so. 235 00:11:03,444 --> 00:11:07,373 Oh, well, you'd love her. [mouthing words] 236 00:11:07,374 --> 00:11:08,463 Okay. 237 00:11:08,464 --> 00:11:10,393 You could... 238 00:11:10,394 --> 00:11:12,473 you could come by, you know, if you wanted. 239 00:11:12,474 --> 00:11:14,363 No, no, no, I don't want to impose. 240 00:11:14,364 --> 00:11:16,383 Oh, yeah, yeah, no pressure. 241 00:11:16,384 --> 00:11:20,373 We're just gonna be having drinks after 10:00 at Maderas. 242 00:11:20,374 --> 00:11:21,413 Oh, okay. 243 00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:23,353 Anyway, I should really get going. 244 00:11:23,354 --> 00:11:24,483 It's so great talking to you. 245 00:11:24,484 --> 00:11:27,293 Yeah, it's great... it's... you too. 246 00:11:27,294 --> 00:11:29,424 - Okay. - Okay, bye. 247 00:11:31,414 --> 00:11:33,373 Huh. 248 00:11:33,374 --> 00:11:37,353 Well, I haven't opened it, so technically I don't have it. 249 00:11:37,354 --> 00:11:40,313 You signed for it. 250 00:11:40,314 --> 00:11:42,304 Fuck. 251 00:11:51,354 --> 00:11:52,493 Uh... 252 00:11:52,494 --> 00:11:56,333 you should give this to a proper contracts lawyer. 253 00:11:56,334 --> 00:11:58,323 Thought you went to law school. 254 00:11:58,324 --> 00:12:01,403 Ten years ago, and I never practiced. 255 00:12:01,404 --> 00:12:02,483 Why not? 256 00:12:02,484 --> 00:12:05,413 My father was a lawyer, so was his father. 257 00:12:05,414 --> 00:12:08,503 It was something that I should have loved but didn't. 258 00:12:08,504 --> 00:12:11,393 Was he upset? Your dad? 259 00:12:11,394 --> 00:12:15,283 I think he was envious. 260 00:12:15,284 --> 00:12:17,283 But mostly drunk. 261 00:12:17,284 --> 00:12:19,403 Hmm. 262 00:12:19,404 --> 00:12:21,373 Well, it looks like you're being asked 263 00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:25,403 to sell a stake in Snooger to JME Capital. 264 00:12:25,404 --> 00:12:29,483 They'll take over operations and budgeting and income flow, 265 00:12:29,484 --> 00:12:31,353 that sort of thing. 266 00:12:31,354 --> 00:12:32,423 I don't know what any of that means. 267 00:12:32,424 --> 00:12:36,403 Oh, how do I put this in your terms? 268 00:12:36,404 --> 00:12:37,463 They're breaking up with you. 269 00:12:37,464 --> 00:12:38,483 They're dumping me? 270 00:12:38,484 --> 00:12:40,463 Who invented seed drill? 271 00:12:40,464 --> 00:12:42,333 - Jethro Tull. - Don't help her. 272 00:12:42,334 --> 00:12:43,393 What's she doing? 273 00:12:43,394 --> 00:12:44,403 The "New York Times" crossword, 274 00:12:44,404 --> 00:12:46,283 it's part of her curriculum. 275 00:12:46,284 --> 00:12:50,333 How much are they paying me? 276 00:12:50,334 --> 00:12:51,334 Not much. 277 00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:52,383 Can I buy a boat? 278 00:12:52,384 --> 00:12:53,384 No. 279 00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:56,303 A small boat? 280 00:12:56,304 --> 00:12:59,473 A Verdi play based on a Dumas novel? 281 00:12:59,474 --> 00:13:00,474 "La Traviata." 282 00:13:00,475 --> 00:13:02,353 Leon, don't. 283 00:13:02,354 --> 00:13:03,373 [phone alert chimes] 284 00:13:03,374 --> 00:13:05,493 Ah, finished. 285 00:13:05,494 --> 00:13:07,443 Well, that was pointless. 286 00:13:07,444 --> 00:13:09,373 I'm preparing you for the real word. 287 00:13:09,374 --> 00:13:10,503 Knowledge is power. 288 00:13:10,504 --> 00:13:12,513 See? Listen to the words of Albert Einstein. 289 00:13:12,514 --> 00:13:14,423 I thought that was Thomas Jefferson. 290 00:13:14,424 --> 00:13:16,323 Francis Bacon. 291 00:13:16,324 --> 00:13:19,343 It's commonly misattributed. 292 00:13:19,344 --> 00:13:23,513 Leon, you know everything. 293 00:13:23,514 --> 00:13:26,513 [Cyndi Lauper's "Time After Time"] 294 00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:34,494 295 00:13:38,424 --> 00:13:43,373 Lying in my bed I hear the clock tick 296 00:13:43,374 --> 00:13:45,493 And think of you 297 00:13:45,494 --> 00:13:53,323 Caught up in circles confusion Is nothing new 298 00:13:53,324 --> 00:13:57,313 Flashback warm nights 299 00:13:57,314 --> 00:14:00,413 Almost left behind 300 00:14:00,414 --> 00:14:04,413 Suitcases of memories 301 00:14:04,414 --> 00:14:06,303 Time after 302 00:14:06,304 --> 00:14:09,323 Sometimes you picture me 303 00:14:09,324 --> 00:14:13,393 I'm walking too far ahead 304 00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:16,383 You're calling to me 305 00:14:16,384 --> 00:14:20,453 I can't hear What you've said 306 00:14:20,454 --> 00:14:24,503 Then you say go slow 307 00:14:24,504 --> 00:14:28,433 I fall behind 308 00:14:28,434 --> 00:14:31,333 The second hand unwinds 309 00:14:31,334 --> 00:14:35,483 If you're lost you can look and you will find me 310 00:14:35,484 --> 00:14:38,403 Time after time 311 00:14:38,404 --> 00:14:43,343 If you fall I will catch you I'll be waiting 312 00:14:43,344 --> 00:14:45,483 Time after time 313 00:14:45,484 --> 00:14:49,473 If you're lost you can look and you will find me 314 00:14:49,474 --> 00:14:52,353 [song fades out] 315 00:14:52,354 --> 00:14:54,283 You realize I'm not 21, right? 316 00:14:54,284 --> 00:14:55,343 [scoffs] But you have a fake ID. 317 00:14:55,344 --> 00:14:56,353 No. 318 00:14:56,354 --> 00:14:57,493 Seriously? You're 16. 319 00:14:57,494 --> 00:14:58,503 I don't even have a driver's license. 320 00:14:58,504 --> 00:15:00,383 Shit. 321 00:15:00,384 --> 00:15:04,293 I mean, that's crazy, but okay, be cool. 322 00:15:04,294 --> 00:15:06,353 - Yo. - Yo, Jacko, how's it looking? 323 00:15:06,354 --> 00:15:07,503 UCLA girls are back. 324 00:15:07,504 --> 00:15:09,423 - Good. - They with you? 325 00:15:09,424 --> 00:15:12,383 Murderer's row, baby. 326 00:15:12,384 --> 00:15:15,383 [pop music] 327 00:15:15,384 --> 00:15:16,423 328 00:15:16,424 --> 00:15:20,363 Oh, my God. Valerie. 329 00:15:20,364 --> 00:15:21,463 - Sorry, hi. - Hi! 330 00:15:21,464 --> 00:15:23,393 Oh, my gosh, you're here. 331 00:15:23,394 --> 00:15:26,463 I-I saw your Instagram, so. 332 00:15:26,464 --> 00:15:30,293 Um, yeah, the... 333 00:15:30,294 --> 00:15:31,443 - Diane. - Hi. 334 00:15:31,444 --> 00:15:33,443 - Oh, hey. Yeah. - I'll get you... 335 00:15:33,444 --> 00:15:36,303 - I'll get you a chair. - Hi. 336 00:15:36,304 --> 00:15:37,333 - Yeah. - Oh. 337 00:15:37,334 --> 00:15:38,493 - Yeah, thanks. - Thank you. 338 00:15:38,494 --> 00:15:39,494 I... sorry, hi. 339 00:15:39,495 --> 00:15:41,493 - Hello. - Hi. 340 00:15:41,494 --> 00:15:42,513 Hi, I'm Diane. 341 00:15:42,514 --> 00:15:44,393 Nice to meet you. 342 00:15:44,394 --> 00:15:47,293 Sorry, I didn't realize it was a dinner party... 343 00:15:47,294 --> 00:15:49,423 a birthday dinner party. Thanks. 344 00:15:49,424 --> 00:15:51,323 That's okay. I've heard a lot about you. 345 00:15:51,324 --> 00:15:53,434 It's good to put a face to a name. 346 00:15:56,364 --> 00:15:59,313 Val, you look great. 347 00:15:59,314 --> 00:16:01,343 Thank... you too. 348 00:16:01,344 --> 00:16:04,413 Yeah, your hair looks... did you... did you cut it? 349 00:16:04,414 --> 00:16:05,513 No, it's the same old. 350 00:16:05,514 --> 00:16:08,333 Huh. Well, it looks new. 351 00:16:08,334 --> 00:16:10,464 No, it's full. 352 00:16:13,334 --> 00:16:17,373 So, uh... ev... everyone's here, huh? 353 00:16:17,374 --> 00:16:19,433 - [nervous laughter] - Yeah. 354 00:16:19,434 --> 00:16:21,414 Diane always draws a crowd. 355 00:16:29,504 --> 00:16:32,383 Oh, hey, Drew. 356 00:16:32,384 --> 00:16:33,473 Val. 357 00:16:33,474 --> 00:16:36,433 Uh... 358 00:16:36,434 --> 00:16:38,293 Drew. 359 00:16:38,294 --> 00:16:39,383 This is a surprise. 360 00:16:39,384 --> 00:16:41,293 Yeah, sure is. 361 00:16:41,294 --> 00:16:44,393 I'm-I'm gonna go sit down. 362 00:16:44,394 --> 00:16:45,434 Okay. 363 00:16:51,384 --> 00:16:52,384 [pop music playing] 364 00:16:52,385 --> 00:16:54,443 It goes ooh 365 00:16:54,444 --> 00:16:59,333 Yeah, it goes ooh-ooh 366 00:16:59,334 --> 00:17:00,503 Why am I taken 367 00:17:00,504 --> 00:17:02,363 [music turns down low] 368 00:17:02,364 --> 00:17:04,373 All right, welcome, welcome. 369 00:17:04,374 --> 00:17:07,293 I'm Big Dean, I'm your resident emcee here for the evening. 370 00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:08,443 We got ten questions per category, 371 00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:10,293 ten categories in all. 372 00:17:10,294 --> 00:17:11,353 And make sure to write your team name 373 00:17:11,354 --> 00:17:12,473 at the top of the answer sheet. 374 00:17:12,474 --> 00:17:13,503 You guys know what you're doing, right? 375 00:17:13,504 --> 00:17:16,414 - [cheers and applause] - Right. 376 00:17:18,464 --> 00:17:20,363 Quite the field trip. 377 00:17:20,364 --> 00:17:22,363 This place used to be great. 378 00:17:22,364 --> 00:17:25,363 There were all these old weirdos with beards and stories, 379 00:17:25,364 --> 00:17:28,363 and shuffleboard. Then these guys showed up. 380 00:17:28,364 --> 00:17:31,333 Well, I'm sorry their irony is ruining your irony. 381 00:17:31,334 --> 00:17:33,303 Just wait, you'll see. 382 00:17:33,304 --> 00:17:34,453 Y'all hear me all right? 383 00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:37,443 All right, first category is Popular Music. 384 00:17:37,444 --> 00:17:40,373 Question one... Tom Rowlands and Ed Simons 385 00:17:40,374 --> 00:17:43,473 are better known by this stage name. 386 00:17:43,474 --> 00:17:45,403 - You know it? - No. 387 00:17:45,404 --> 00:17:47,474 Great, terrible start. Look at this shit. 388 00:17:51,424 --> 00:17:53,283 They're cheating. 389 00:17:53,284 --> 00:17:54,433 Okay, see, this is what we're up against... 390 00:17:54,434 --> 00:17:57,293 the machine, the singularity. 391 00:17:57,294 --> 00:18:01,393 But we are gonna prove that the human mind cannot be beat, 392 00:18:01,394 --> 00:18:04,463 that the human spirit reigns supreme. 393 00:18:04,464 --> 00:18:06,393 Question two... 394 00:18:06,394 --> 00:18:09,433 who's the second season winner on "American Idol"? 395 00:18:09,434 --> 00:18:10,503 Anything? 396 00:18:10,504 --> 00:18:11,513 I was three. 397 00:18:11,514 --> 00:18:14,323 Aw, fuck! 398 00:18:14,324 --> 00:18:15,423 Chemical Brothers for number one, 399 00:18:15,424 --> 00:18:20,343 and Ruben Studdard for number two. 400 00:18:20,344 --> 00:18:21,494 Leon! 401 00:18:23,354 --> 00:18:24,433 This. 402 00:18:24,434 --> 00:18:27,443 [laughs] God! "Sommersby." 403 00:18:27,444 --> 00:18:29,363 You... where did you even get this? 404 00:18:29,364 --> 00:18:30,364 You don't want to know. 405 00:18:30,365 --> 00:18:31,403 Oh, no, I don't. 406 00:18:31,404 --> 00:18:33,323 [both laughing] 407 00:18:33,324 --> 00:18:35,373 Thank you. I love it. 408 00:18:35,374 --> 00:18:38,434 Uh, okay. 409 00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:48,503 [chuckles] 410 00:18:48,504 --> 00:18:51,453 I try to be. Yeah. 411 00:18:51,454 --> 00:18:53,343 Thank you. 412 00:18:53,344 --> 00:18:55,503 Uh... how many kids do you have? 413 00:18:55,504 --> 00:18:59,444 Just one, she's seven. Or eight, we're not sure. 414 00:19:01,304 --> 00:19:03,383 Diane sponsors an orphan in Cambodia. 415 00:19:03,384 --> 00:19:04,513 - Mm-hmm. - Oh. 416 00:19:04,514 --> 00:19:06,403 [coughs] 417 00:19:06,404 --> 00:19:09,283 That's... that's so interesting. 418 00:19:09,284 --> 00:19:10,453 That's interesting. 419 00:19:10,454 --> 00:19:12,373 Yeah, with overpopulation, 420 00:19:12,374 --> 00:19:14,513 it just felt like the responsible choice. 421 00:19:14,514 --> 00:19:16,413 Not that I have any problem 422 00:19:16,414 --> 00:19:17,473 with people having their own children, 423 00:19:17,474 --> 00:19:20,433 it's just... you know. 424 00:19:20,434 --> 00:19:22,413 Right. How about adoption? 425 00:19:22,414 --> 00:19:24,393 The right people never really get approved. 426 00:19:24,394 --> 00:19:25,473 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 427 00:19:25,474 --> 00:19:26,513 Never heard that before. 428 00:19:26,514 --> 00:19:28,423 Well, it's overly political. 429 00:19:28,424 --> 00:19:30,503 I just feel like the fate of a child shouldn't be 430 00:19:30,504 --> 00:19:34,513 in the hands of a bureaucrat. That's insane. 431 00:19:34,514 --> 00:19:37,343 - Is it? - Mm-hmm, it's inhuman. 432 00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:42,313 Um... okay. 433 00:19:42,314 --> 00:19:44,343 Not everybody's fit to be a parent. 434 00:19:44,344 --> 00:19:46,413 - No, I think we agree there. - Mm. 435 00:19:46,414 --> 00:19:49,343 So you have a daughter? 436 00:19:49,344 --> 00:19:50,483 Me? Yeah. 437 00:19:50,484 --> 00:19:53,364 I heard she ran into a little trouble at school. 438 00:19:56,284 --> 00:19:57,284 She's fine. 439 00:19:57,285 --> 00:19:59,304 Okay. I'm so glad. 440 00:20:05,374 --> 00:20:06,513 [pop music] 441 00:20:06,514 --> 00:20:08,353 And then you realize you've been working 442 00:20:08,354 --> 00:20:09,513 for six years on something 443 00:20:09,514 --> 00:20:13,363 and you are nowhere near where you thought you'd be. 444 00:20:13,364 --> 00:20:15,403 Wait, what do you do, Leon? 445 00:20:15,404 --> 00:20:16,513 Capitol of New Guinea? 446 00:20:16,514 --> 00:20:19,363 Port Moresby. 447 00:20:19,364 --> 00:20:21,383 I compose music. 448 00:20:21,384 --> 00:20:22,423 Hm. 449 00:20:22,424 --> 00:20:24,463 And I love it, but... 450 00:20:24,464 --> 00:20:27,473 sometimes I think I should've done something else entirely. 451 00:20:27,474 --> 00:20:29,453 "Ka-tar"? Qatar? 452 00:20:29,454 --> 00:20:31,333 Doha. 453 00:20:31,334 --> 00:20:35,333 Okay, if you could go back and be 16 again, 454 00:20:35,334 --> 00:20:36,433 what would you do differently? 455 00:20:36,434 --> 00:20:38,293 Hm. 456 00:20:38,294 --> 00:20:41,423 I would've seen Oasis at Hyde Park, 457 00:20:41,424 --> 00:20:44,303 and I would've told Samantha Cunningham 458 00:20:44,304 --> 00:20:47,343 I liked her crooked teeth. 459 00:20:47,344 --> 00:20:48,503 Done. Yes! 460 00:20:48,504 --> 00:20:52,333 Ten out of ten. We are in this, people. 461 00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:54,333 Fill that up, please, Leon. 462 00:20:54,334 --> 00:20:55,503 463 00:20:55,504 --> 00:21:00,333 Friend you now 464 00:21:00,334 --> 00:21:02,323 465 00:21:02,324 --> 00:21:03,483 I can't take it 466 00:21:03,484 --> 00:21:07,393 [mellow pop music playing] 467 00:21:07,394 --> 00:21:10,363 Hey. You ever seen "Terminator"? 468 00:21:10,364 --> 00:21:11,433 What? 469 00:21:11,434 --> 00:21:13,393 "Terminator," have you seen it? 470 00:21:13,394 --> 00:21:15,313 Yeah, why? 471 00:21:15,314 --> 00:21:17,393 The machines lose. 472 00:21:17,394 --> 00:21:21,363 Two way stories try 473 00:21:21,364 --> 00:21:23,493 - [laughs] - [indistinct chatter] 474 00:21:23,494 --> 00:21:25,473 - Right. - [chuckles] Where is that? 475 00:21:25,474 --> 00:21:27,383 Well, it's a little place... 476 00:21:27,384 --> 00:21:29,413 Hey, what are you doing? 477 00:21:29,414 --> 00:21:31,513 I think I'm going to see the inside of a dorm room. 478 00:21:31,514 --> 00:21:34,393 No, Leon, she's only trying to distract you. 479 00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:36,303 It's working quite well. 480 00:21:36,304 --> 00:21:37,393 She's not gonna take you home. 481 00:21:37,394 --> 00:21:38,443 She'll get you outside long enough 482 00:21:38,444 --> 00:21:40,413 for her friends to win Trivia, 483 00:21:40,414 --> 00:21:44,433 and then she'll leave on her boyfriend's motorcycle. 484 00:21:44,434 --> 00:21:46,403 That's not the vibe I'm getting. 485 00:21:46,404 --> 00:21:48,403 Okay, where's Laura? 486 00:21:48,404 --> 00:21:51,313 I think she's playing darts. 487 00:21:51,314 --> 00:21:53,464 Oh, come on! 488 00:21:55,344 --> 00:21:56,413 How about a summer program? 489 00:21:56,414 --> 00:21:59,393 Totally. Cheap credits and fall athletes. 490 00:21:59,394 --> 00:22:00,424 You should try it. 491 00:22:02,354 --> 00:22:04,333 Let's go. It's the last round. 492 00:22:04,334 --> 00:22:07,363 Um, I was actually thinking I would just hang here. 493 00:22:07,364 --> 00:22:09,353 Doing what? 494 00:22:09,354 --> 00:22:10,433 Darts. 495 00:22:10,434 --> 00:22:12,314 You really want to let Leon down? 496 00:22:14,484 --> 00:22:17,403 I'm unconcerned. 497 00:22:17,404 --> 00:22:18,474 Oh, man. 498 00:22:22,404 --> 00:22:24,454 Just come on. 499 00:22:25,474 --> 00:22:27,473 Come on! 500 00:22:27,474 --> 00:22:29,423 501 00:22:29,424 --> 00:22:32,423 [smooth electronic music playing] 502 00:22:32,424 --> 00:22:40,414 503 00:22:43,344 --> 00:22:45,413 Could've told me you commandeered all our friends. 504 00:22:45,414 --> 00:22:47,343 There was no commandeering here. 505 00:22:47,344 --> 00:22:49,443 Oh, really? 'Cause we split everything else in half. 506 00:22:49,444 --> 00:22:52,323 - They reached out to me. - Mm. 507 00:22:52,324 --> 00:22:53,464 I bet you loved that. 508 00:22:58,404 --> 00:22:59,404 Am I not likeable? 509 00:22:59,405 --> 00:23:01,384 [scoffs] They like you. 510 00:23:03,364 --> 00:23:05,463 You can be a little blunt sometimes 511 00:23:05,464 --> 00:23:08,393 and sometimes you won't let things go. 512 00:23:08,394 --> 00:23:10,433 Sponsoring a child is not parenting. 513 00:23:10,434 --> 00:23:13,484 No, but you don't have to be the one to tell her that. 514 00:23:20,384 --> 00:23:21,423 Why "Sommersby"? 515 00:23:21,424 --> 00:23:23,463 Ugh. 516 00:23:23,464 --> 00:23:26,333 Eh, we had this competition to see who could do 517 00:23:26,334 --> 00:23:28,353 the best Jodie Foster in her worst movie, 518 00:23:28,354 --> 00:23:30,364 and mine was "Sommersby." 519 00:23:32,474 --> 00:23:34,474 Do it. 520 00:23:36,384 --> 00:23:40,403 [clears throat] 521 00:23:40,404 --> 00:23:42,443 [Southern accent] You are not my husband. 522 00:23:42,444 --> 00:23:44,323 How do you know? 523 00:23:44,324 --> 00:23:46,393 Because I never loved him the way that I love you. 524 00:23:46,394 --> 00:23:49,413 [laughs] 525 00:23:49,414 --> 00:23:50,464 [laughs] 526 00:23:52,404 --> 00:23:54,343 Huh. 527 00:23:54,344 --> 00:23:57,413 Number eight, Seth Green, Michelle Trachtenberg, 528 00:23:57,414 --> 00:23:59,283 and Charisma Carpenter. 529 00:23:59,284 --> 00:24:01,333 - "Party of Five." - Nice. 530 00:24:01,334 --> 00:24:05,373 Number nine, Laura Prepon, Jason Biggs, Uzo Aduba. 531 00:24:05,374 --> 00:24:06,453 "That '70s Show." 532 00:24:06,454 --> 00:24:08,353 The last one, number ten. 533 00:24:08,354 --> 00:24:12,363 Elizabeth Hurley, Billy Baldwin, Chace Crawford. 534 00:24:12,364 --> 00:24:13,413 "Treme." 535 00:24:13,414 --> 00:24:15,313 "Treme." 536 00:24:15,314 --> 00:24:16,373 What? 537 00:24:16,374 --> 00:24:17,443 No, I watched "Treme." 538 00:24:17,444 --> 00:24:19,453 I don't remember Elizabeth Hurley. 539 00:24:19,454 --> 00:24:22,403 Are you thinking perhaps of Steve Zahn? 540 00:24:22,404 --> 00:24:25,443 Oh, yeah, that must have been it. 541 00:24:25,444 --> 00:24:27,313 What the fuck, Laura? 542 00:24:27,314 --> 00:24:30,283 It's trivia, by definition trivial. 543 00:24:30,284 --> 00:24:31,473 No, this is part of your lesson plan. 544 00:24:31,474 --> 00:24:33,443 Well, let's just call it what it is. 545 00:24:33,444 --> 00:24:36,283 You're co-opting my education as a procrastination tool. 546 00:24:36,284 --> 00:24:38,284 I-I thought we were in this together. 547 00:24:39,344 --> 00:24:41,393 I'm gonna go play darts. 548 00:24:41,394 --> 00:24:42,674 You gotta be fucking kidding me. 549 00:24:54,454 --> 00:24:56,393 "Gossip Girl." 550 00:24:56,394 --> 00:24:57,513 [mellow music] 551 00:24:57,514 --> 00:25:01,513 Elizabeth Hurley, Billy Baldwin, and Chace Crawford. 552 00:25:01,514 --> 00:25:09,494 553 00:25:44,514 --> 00:25:46,363 Hey. 554 00:25:46,364 --> 00:25:49,393 How was the... the first day of school? 555 00:25:49,394 --> 00:25:52,483 Uh, illuminating. 556 00:25:52,484 --> 00:25:55,513 That's weird. Was it fun? 557 00:25:55,514 --> 00:25:59,313 It was okay. 558 00:25:59,314 --> 00:26:03,473 I just... you know, I want you to just have friends and... 559 00:26:03,474 --> 00:26:06,484 do all the stupid things you're supposed to do in high school. 560 00:26:09,504 --> 00:26:11,293 How was your party? 561 00:26:11,294 --> 00:26:14,303 Oh, it was... it was horrible. 562 00:26:14,304 --> 00:26:15,503 Your dad says hi. 563 00:26:15,504 --> 00:26:17,483 - Dad? - Yeah. 564 00:26:17,484 --> 00:26:20,493 He kept all our friends and they replaced me 565 00:26:20,494 --> 00:26:23,313 with this awful woman and her fake child, 566 00:26:23,314 --> 00:26:24,373 but he seems good. 567 00:26:24,374 --> 00:26:25,503 I'm sorry. 568 00:26:25,504 --> 00:26:29,484 Nah, that's me, replaceable. 569 00:26:31,384 --> 00:26:33,374 Alex hasn't replaced you. 570 00:26:35,334 --> 00:26:37,414 I'm okay. 571 00:26:40,374 --> 00:26:42,383 Good night, Mom. 572 00:26:42,384 --> 00:26:45,364 Good night, Laura. 573 00:26:50,294 --> 00:26:53,293 [pleasant music] 574 00:26:53,294 --> 00:27:00,514 575 00:27:05,344 --> 00:27:07,293 Sorry about last night. 576 00:27:07,294 --> 00:27:08,503 It's all right. 577 00:27:08,504 --> 00:27:11,303 [clears throat] Let's just maybe... 578 00:27:11,304 --> 00:27:13,323 let's maybe just stick to the core curriculum 579 00:27:13,324 --> 00:27:16,363 from now on... math, science, English lit., 580 00:27:16,364 --> 00:27:20,483 and if you choose to take an elective, I can be there. 581 00:27:20,484 --> 00:27:22,353 I heard a lot of homeschool kids 582 00:27:22,354 --> 00:27:23,503 - are in co-ops. - Hmm. 583 00:27:23,504 --> 00:27:25,413 Like, group schools where they can 584 00:27:25,414 --> 00:27:28,394 be with other people their own age. 585 00:27:29,424 --> 00:27:31,393 Might be a good compromise. 586 00:27:31,394 --> 00:27:34,393 Cool, so they'd, like, have me be one of the teachers there? 587 00:27:34,394 --> 00:27:35,433 Well, no, they pool their money 588 00:27:35,434 --> 00:27:37,484 and hire professionals. 589 00:27:39,314 --> 00:27:40,493 Oh. 590 00:27:40,494 --> 00:27:42,423 So like regular school. 591 00:27:42,424 --> 00:27:45,304 Yeah, something like that. 592 00:27:46,424 --> 00:27:48,364 I could drop you off. 593 00:27:51,464 --> 00:27:54,293 Hey, Val. 594 00:27:54,294 --> 00:27:56,294 Have a good day at work. 595 00:27:58,314 --> 00:27:59,453 You too, Alex. 596 00:27:59,454 --> 00:28:02,433 [upbeat music] 597 00:28:02,434 --> 00:28:10,434 598 00:28:21,294 --> 00:28:22,514 [elevator bell dings] 599 00:28:37,494 --> 00:28:39,313 [grunts] 600 00:28:39,314 --> 00:28:41,513 Oh, it's impossible. I tried. 601 00:28:41,514 --> 00:28:43,383 I'm sorry about all of this. 602 00:28:43,384 --> 00:28:45,423 I really made a hell of a first impression. 603 00:28:45,424 --> 00:28:47,353 I hope it hasn't been too awful. 604 00:28:47,354 --> 00:28:49,443 No, it's fine. 605 00:28:49,444 --> 00:28:51,394 It's just a couch. 606 00:28:52,444 --> 00:28:54,323 You can be honest. 607 00:28:54,324 --> 00:28:56,293 Okay. 608 00:28:56,294 --> 00:28:57,463 This is insane. 609 00:28:57,464 --> 00:28:59,343 I have to climb over this thing 610 00:28:59,344 --> 00:29:00,513 every fucking morning to go to the bathroom. 611 00:29:00,514 --> 00:29:02,403 I'm sorry. 612 00:29:02,404 --> 00:29:04,333 I have a client who's got a broken arm. 613 00:29:04,334 --> 00:29:06,294 I have no idea how he does it. 614 00:29:07,464 --> 00:29:09,932 His girlfriend threw him down the stairs. 615 00:29:09,957 --> 00:29:12,039 I mean, he doesn't, for some reason, 616 00:29:12,064 --> 00:29:14,313 understand that, but... [laughs] 617 00:29:14,314 --> 00:29:16,339 [laughs] I'm sorry. 618 00:29:16,364 --> 00:29:19,363 [both laughing] Okay. Um... 619 00:29:19,364 --> 00:29:22,175 I'm-I'm really sorry. I'm Jennifer. 620 00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:23,595 I'm Valerie. 621 00:29:23,620 --> 00:29:25,353 Can I take you to lunch to make up for this? 622 00:29:25,354 --> 00:29:30,313 Um, yeah, sure. That'd be... nice. 623 00:29:30,314 --> 00:29:31,304 - Yeah? - Yeah. 624 00:29:31,305 --> 00:29:32,363 Great. 625 00:29:32,364 --> 00:29:34,393 - Okay. - Okay. 626 00:29:34,394 --> 00:29:35,513 - Here we go. - Okay. 627 00:29:35,514 --> 00:29:36,514 - Let's do this. - All right, let's go. 628 00:29:36,515 --> 00:29:38,373 - Oh. - Nope, sorry. 629 00:29:38,374 --> 00:29:39,463 I'm not sorry, just after you. 630 00:29:39,464 --> 00:29:41,283 - Are you sure? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 631 00:29:41,284 --> 00:29:43,363 Oh, okay. 632 00:29:43,364 --> 00:29:45,344 [clears throat] 633 00:29:47,434 --> 00:29:49,453 I got this. 634 00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:51,802 - It's fine. - Felt hard to me. 635 00:29:51,827 --> 00:29:54,807 - Have a great day. - You too,. 636 00:29:59,374 --> 00:30:02,373 [Funkadelic's "Can You Get to That?"] 637 00:30:02,374 --> 00:30:10,354 638 00:30:12,551 --> 00:30:17,551 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 639 00:30:19,414 --> 00:30:25,493 I once had a life or rather Life had me 640 00:30:25,494 --> 00:30:29,363 I was one among many 641 00:30:29,364 --> 00:30:32,453 Or at least I seemed to be 642 00:30:32,454 --> 00:30:39,403 Well, I read an old quotation in a book just yesterday 643 00:30:39,404 --> 00:30:42,383 Said, "Gonna reap just what you sow 644 00:30:42,384 --> 00:30:45,503 The debts you make you have to pay" 645 00:30:45,504 --> 00:30:47,443 Can you get to that? 646 00:30:47,444 --> 00:30:50,473 Can you get - I wanna know 647 00:30:50,474 --> 00:30:52,423 I want to know if you can get to that 648 00:30:52,424 --> 00:30:54,363 Hey! Get to that 649 00:30:54,364 --> 00:30:57,433 Can you get - I wanna know 650 00:30:57,434 --> 00:31:00,363 I want to know if you can get to that 651 00:31:00,364 --> 00:31:03,443 I recollect a-with mixed emotions 652 00:31:03,444 --> 00:31:05,424 [music fades out] 653 00:31:05,474 --> 00:31:10,024 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 44535

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