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Previously, on "Casual"...
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Hi, Laura.
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Hi, Valerie.
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Grandma, where's your boyfriend?
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He's parking the car. [gasps]
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Valerie.
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That's no boyfriend.
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That's your grandfather.
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Thank you so much for having me.
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Well, who have we here?
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This is Alex's girlfriend.
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You know, there's no joy
that's greater in a man's life
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than when his family comes
together in celebration.
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What happened at school?
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My mom got a little too involved
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in extracurricular activities.
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What the heck does that mean?
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She fucked my photography teacher.
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Why are you even here?
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I've asked Charles to marry me.
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And I've agreed.
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[light instrumental music]
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Is that it?
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Yep, over 1,200 words of hate.
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It's my opus.
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Can we just stay home?
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They ruined my favorite holiday.
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I want my pound of flesh.
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Now are you doing just ham?
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- Why?
- 'Cause...
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Does she not like ham?
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What's so bad about her, huh?
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Besides her collection of boyfriends?
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Okay.
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I just miss spending time with you.
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We had breakfast yesterday.
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No, you and Emmy had breakfast,
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and then she left, and you felt guilty,
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so you made me a guilt waffle.
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No, that was a real waffle.
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Just never mind. Forget it.
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- Hey.
- What?
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If anything happens,
I'll be there, okay?
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Emmy or no Emmy, I'm there for you.
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- Right.
- [phone beeps]
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Where is she, anyway?
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Parking.
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What's that face?
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What face?
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You're making a face.
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No. Just my real face.
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No, your face normally is like, "Eh,"
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and right now it's like, "Uh."
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This... I'm only responding
with my face to your face.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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Hi, Valerie.
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So good to see you.
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Hey, Emmy. How's it going?
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Hi.
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It's good.
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I stopped at Bay Cities.
Got some sandwiches.
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Hope that's okay.
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Yeah, of course. Yum.
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I love Bay City.
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So good.
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxxwww.addic7ed.com
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Even if you never use a dark room again,
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remember there is no iPhone
app for good composition.
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Please, if you take away
anything from this class,
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if you take away one thing,
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don't take pictures of your food.
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Seriously, nobody cares.
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[school bell rings]
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All right, guys, have a great break.
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Yes?
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You could just drive straight through.
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You know, keep going.
Take out a few of them.
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Come out the other side.
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So what's the game plan?
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Just enjoy yourself.
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It's like Christmas
morning at the nursing home.
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I thought you said you
didn't celebrate Christmas.
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Mom said the elves were sharecroppers.
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Oh, Grinch.
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Oh, God. Is that...
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- Gary.
- Gary?
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Yeah, he used to sleep with our mom.
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Gary.
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And who might this be?
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Lucille.
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My wife.
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You poor woman.
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Shall we?
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[sighs]
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You smell that?
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Desperation?
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Formaldehyde.
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Look at them.
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Like heathen monks.
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They have no idea what's coming.
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- One second.
- Yeah.
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- Hey.
- What?
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I'm just gonna hang out over here.
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And miss out on all the fun?
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It's not fun, okay?
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They're gonna break me down just
like they did at Thanksgiving.
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Val, that was an ambush.
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A coordinated attack on the homeland,
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and now we have the upper hand.
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Okay, well, they're our parents.
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They're not enemy combatants.
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And don't you want to
expose this marriage
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for the sham that it is?
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- Yes, of course I do.
- Then commit.
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You know what?
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I've got my speech. You get a thing.
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Are you really gonna
stoop to their level?
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Yeah. Yeah, I am.
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Emmy! My goodness!
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You look radiant.
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[laughs]
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All right, battle stations.
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Valerie, my sweet daughter.
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Is Laura with you?
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No, she had exams, so...
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she's coming tomorrow.
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Soon the healing can begin.
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Alex.
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Father.
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Oh, this is a pleasant surprise.
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Oh, I owed it to you.
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You don't owe me anything,
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but I do appreciate your presence.
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Well, after Thanksgiving...
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I hate to interrupt, but I'm
about to start a card game.
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I'm assuming that you're not interested.
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No. No, I'm not.
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You're not a gambler.
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Listen, I respect that.
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Some people might call you a coward,
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but there is a kind of
honor in playing it safe.
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The hiking trails are just miraculous.
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We should all take an afternoon stroll
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to ground ourselves before the ceremony.
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Okay, well, that sounds good...
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for you, not so much for me.
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Alex and I actually...
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Quick change of plans.
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I'm gonna play a little card game.
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Oh, how wonderful!
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Valerie, now you can come on the hike.
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I can't 'cause I don't
have the right shoes.
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Oh, it's an easy walk, dear.
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You'll be fine in your boots.
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It would mean so much to me.
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Great.
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[Michael speaking indistinctly]
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[light instrumental music]
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There's eight of them,
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besides myself, and
photography, sculpture.
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Well, deal. So 7:00? Silver Lake?
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See you there, okay? Thank you.
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Bet.
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God damn it.
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- Ah.
- Stay calm, Gary.
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Conserve what little
strength you have left.
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Keep talking.
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Happily.
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So you guys all go
way back with Dad, huh?
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- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.
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Should we share some stories?
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What kind of stories?
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Oh, any kind of stories are great.
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It's just fun to reminisce, you know?
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Like, did you know Marjorie Appleton?
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Alex, please, don't start.
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She lived on our block.
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Well, she did until he decided
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they should run away together,
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and he gave her...
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every dollar we had.
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She did leave,
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but not with him.
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That was an awkward
family dinner that night.
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We had rice.
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[laughter]
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You always were a dreamer, Chuck.
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Never let life get you down.
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Right? Appreciate it.
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And look at you now.
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Getting married, surrounded
with family and friends.
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A toast to you, you
crazy son of a bitch.
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[laughter]
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Thank you, Sammy. I appreciate that.
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What a pleasure.
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Mm.
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All right.
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I bet.
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Raise.
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- Ooh.
- Ooh.
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You think I'm bluffing?
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I don't pretend to know
what you're thinking.
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Well, sometimes even a
blind pig finds a truffle.
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I'm all in.
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[laughter]
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Okay.
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Call.
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Straight.
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Hard cheese, old boy.
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Flush.
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I'll take what he's got.
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Listen, do you have a five for the tip?
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The boys cleaned me out.
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Thanks, man.
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So you don't support my wedding?
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No, it's an affront to my childhood.
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Alex, that's a little
bit much, isn't it?
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What do you want?
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I'd like you to be my best man.
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Are you high?
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Look, I've been trying to
come up with a way to ask you
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since Thanksgiving.
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I just couldn't quite
find the words, that's all.
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I don't even know you.
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What are you talking about?
Of course you know me.
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I mean, you never wanted any of this.
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I don't know.
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Maybe I'm getting a little
bit soft in my old age,
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or some of the regrets haven't faded
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the way that I thought they would.
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Regrets? Right.
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You got everything you ever wanted.
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[chuckles] Hardly.
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Listen, I understand that
growing up in our house
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was a little bit... different,
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and I've certainly made
my fair share of mistakes.
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I know that.
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I can understand why you
might resent me for that.
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I'm sorry for Thanksgiving.
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I know that I haven't
always been there for you,
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but I'm proud of who you are.
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I'm proud of who you've become.
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[sighs]
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And all I'm asking is
that you be the bigger man,
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and you be there for me.
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Do you really want me to
walk you down the aisle?
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I don't know how this
is supposed to work.
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Neither do I.
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Well, we'll find out together.
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There you are.
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Just inhale that sense
of accomplishment.
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What you've done is admirable.
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It's a hike, Mom.
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I mean showing up at our wedding
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when you're, well, transitioning.
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I admire your courage and
appreciate your support.
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Well, Mom, I just want to
support you the same way
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you've supported me all these years:
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By challenging every
decision I've ever made.
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Should we head back down?
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Will you just admit that I'm right?
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That marriage can work?
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I never said marriage couldn't work.
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00:11:39,853 --> 00:11:41,754
Just that yours wouldn't.
281
00:11:41,755 --> 00:11:43,822
When you got married, you
were a wandering child,
282
00:11:43,823 --> 00:11:45,658
grasping for someone
else to make you happy.
283
00:11:45,659 --> 00:11:47,126
I was 23.
284
00:11:47,127 --> 00:11:49,228
I bet Alex is looking for us.
285
00:11:49,229 --> 00:11:51,697
Exactly. A child.
286
00:11:51,698 --> 00:11:54,333
I'm a mature woman choosing
to make a deep connection
287
00:11:54,334 --> 00:11:55,701
with someone I love.
288
00:11:55,702 --> 00:11:58,370
You called marriage
"choiceful imprisonment."
289
00:11:58,371 --> 00:12:00,439
And now I'm wise enough
to make that choice.
290
00:12:00,440 --> 00:12:02,441
Oh, well, why change the thinking
291
00:12:02,442 --> 00:12:04,476
when you can just change
the narrative, Mom?
292
00:12:04,477 --> 00:12:07,413
Valerie, how do you expect to grow
293
00:12:07,414 --> 00:12:09,315
when you're carrying
all this negative energy?
294
00:12:09,316 --> 00:12:10,316
Grow?
295
00:12:10,317 --> 00:12:11,317
You haven't grown.
296
00:12:11,318 --> 00:12:13,385
You've gotten older,
297
00:12:13,386 --> 00:12:16,188
so now nobody else will fuck you.
298
00:12:16,189 --> 00:12:18,524
We're here to celebrate, you know?
299
00:12:18,525 --> 00:12:19,758
Be happy.
300
00:12:19,759 --> 00:12:22,828
Nobody here is happy.
301
00:12:22,829 --> 00:12:26,432
All those years...
302
00:12:26,433 --> 00:12:28,367
whoring it up with
anybody who was willing...
303
00:12:28,368 --> 00:12:32,404
Being open is different
than whoring around.
304
00:12:32,405 --> 00:12:34,173
I'm sorry, how is Jake?
305
00:12:34,174 --> 00:12:35,841
Frankly, that's none of your business.
306
00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:38,777
Well, when it concerns my
brother, it actually is.
307
00:12:38,778 --> 00:12:40,512
He has no problem with it.
308
00:12:40,513 --> 00:12:44,483
I really don't know why you do.
309
00:12:44,484 --> 00:12:46,218
I'll see you at the bottom.
310
00:12:46,219 --> 00:12:49,088
311
00:12:49,089 --> 00:12:52,391
The desire for love is a powerful thing.
312
00:12:52,392 --> 00:12:55,294
If you force him to choose,
he may not choose you.
313
00:12:55,295 --> 00:12:59,295
314
00:13:04,504 --> 00:13:05,504
Hey.
315
00:13:05,505 --> 00:13:07,673
Hi.
316
00:13:07,674 --> 00:13:11,410
So the strangest thing just happened.
317
00:13:11,411 --> 00:13:12,611
Your sister needs help.
318
00:13:12,612 --> 00:13:14,246
What?
319
00:13:14,247 --> 00:13:17,316
I mean, yeah, she does,
but what do you mean?
320
00:13:17,317 --> 00:13:19,485
Well, she obviously
does not want me here.
321
00:13:19,486 --> 00:13:21,320
I mean, maybe I should
just... should I just go?
322
00:13:21,321 --> 00:13:22,388
Go? No.
323
00:13:22,389 --> 00:13:23,756
I want you here,
324
00:13:23,757 --> 00:13:25,257
and she will too once
she gets to know you.
325
00:13:25,258 --> 00:13:26,658
She'll love you.
326
00:13:26,659 --> 00:13:28,394
Aww, you're delusional.
You know that, right?
327
00:13:28,395 --> 00:13:29,695
Well, if I knew it, I
wouldn't be delusional.
328
00:13:29,696 --> 00:13:30,696
Okay.
329
00:13:30,697 --> 00:13:32,197
Would I?
330
00:13:32,198 --> 00:13:33,699
Hey, I'm sorry she's being difficult.
331
00:13:33,700 --> 00:13:36,268
She... it's her first
wedding since the divorce,
332
00:13:36,269 --> 00:13:39,204
and it's our parents, so...
333
00:13:39,205 --> 00:13:40,439
she'll be better.
334
00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:41,774
Yeah, or she'll get blackout drunk
335
00:13:41,775 --> 00:13:43,208
and cause a ridiculous scene.
336
00:13:43,209 --> 00:13:44,443
Oh, we can only hope.
337
00:13:44,444 --> 00:13:45,779
[chuckles]
338
00:13:49,482 --> 00:13:52,151
[muffled pop music]
339
00:13:52,152 --> 00:13:55,154
[Michael speaking indistinctly]
340
00:13:55,155 --> 00:13:59,491
341
00:13:59,492 --> 00:14:01,059
What were you thinking about?
342
00:14:01,060 --> 00:14:02,261
Huh?
343
00:14:02,262 --> 00:14:03,196
In the photo.
344
00:14:03,197 --> 00:14:05,664
That's you, right?
345
00:14:05,665 --> 00:14:08,767
I was thinking how great it
would be to hang on the walls
346
00:14:08,768 --> 00:14:10,536
of an amateur art gallery.
347
00:14:10,537 --> 00:14:11,837
Amateur?
348
00:14:11,838 --> 00:14:13,839
Have you seen my painting?
349
00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:15,574
It's cute.
350
00:14:15,575 --> 00:14:17,709
I remember when I discovered Rothko.
351
00:14:17,710 --> 00:14:20,312
That's cold.
352
00:14:20,313 --> 00:14:24,283
I'm Nick, by the way.
353
00:14:24,284 --> 00:14:25,784
You're Laura, right?
354
00:14:25,785 --> 00:14:27,653
Yeah, how'd you know?
355
00:14:27,654 --> 00:14:29,755
Stalker.
356
00:14:29,756 --> 00:14:33,659
357
00:14:33,660 --> 00:14:35,461
Nice eye, Nickoli.
358
00:14:35,462 --> 00:14:38,464
["Happy Together" by Mel Torm??]
359
00:14:38,465 --> 00:14:42,465
360
00:14:47,607 --> 00:14:50,108
Hey, there you are, old boy.
361
00:14:50,109 --> 00:14:51,577
Listen, you're up front with me.
362
00:14:51,578 --> 00:14:52,711
Imagine me and you
363
00:14:52,712 --> 00:14:54,580
- You okay?
- I'll be fine.
364
00:14:54,581 --> 00:14:56,281
He'll keep me company.
365
00:14:56,282 --> 00:14:57,616
Come on. Up with me and your mother.
366
00:14:57,617 --> 00:14:59,351
It's only right
367
00:14:59,352 --> 00:15:01,520
To think about the girl you love
368
00:15:01,521 --> 00:15:02,855
And hold her tight
369
00:15:02,856 --> 00:15:06,856
So happy together
370
00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:09,228
If I should call you up
371
00:15:09,229 --> 00:15:10,662
Invest a dime
372
00:15:10,663 --> 00:15:13,232
And you say you belong to me
373
00:15:13,233 --> 00:15:14,733
And ease my mind
374
00:15:14,734 --> 00:15:17,236
Imagine how the world would be
375
00:15:17,237 --> 00:15:19,071
So very fine
376
00:15:19,072 --> 00:15:20,072
So happy together
377
00:15:20,073 --> 00:15:21,440
Hi.
378
00:15:21,441 --> 00:15:23,141
Hi.
379
00:15:23,142 --> 00:15:26,111
Can I buy you a drink?
380
00:15:26,112 --> 00:15:27,646
It's an open bar.
381
00:15:27,647 --> 00:15:30,148
Good, I'm on a stipend.
382
00:15:30,149 --> 00:15:32,784
Hi, could I have a martini
straight up, please,
383
00:15:32,785 --> 00:15:34,786
with motherfucking gin?
384
00:15:34,787 --> 00:15:36,855
The skies will be
blue for all my life
385
00:15:36,856 --> 00:15:39,191
Two of those.
386
00:15:39,192 --> 00:15:40,626
Um, I just...
387
00:15:40,627 --> 00:15:42,361
I'm very sorry about earlier.
388
00:15:42,362 --> 00:15:45,163
I...
389
00:15:45,164 --> 00:15:46,765
I shouldn't have dragged you into that.
390
00:15:46,766 --> 00:15:49,134
Maybe you should talk to somebody.
391
00:15:49,135 --> 00:15:50,269
You know, just talk it out.
392
00:15:50,270 --> 00:15:51,270
I don't know.
393
00:15:51,271 --> 00:15:52,738
I hear therapists are crazy.
394
00:15:52,739 --> 00:15:54,473
Thank you.
395
00:15:54,474 --> 00:15:55,474
Keep them coming, sir.
396
00:15:55,475 --> 00:15:56,508
Thank you.
397
00:15:56,509 --> 00:15:58,644
And the stronger the better.
398
00:15:58,645 --> 00:16:00,579
You really want strong?
399
00:16:00,580 --> 00:16:03,415
I do, actually.
400
00:16:03,416 --> 00:16:05,484
Oh, look at you.
401
00:16:05,485 --> 00:16:06,752
I always come prepared.
402
00:16:06,753 --> 00:16:07,819
Scouts' motto.
403
00:16:07,820 --> 00:16:10,355
For all my life
404
00:16:10,356 --> 00:16:13,258
What, pray tell, is
this little misdemeanor?
405
00:16:13,259 --> 00:16:15,294
That is MDMA.
406
00:16:15,295 --> 00:16:17,362
That's happiness in 100 milligrams.
407
00:16:17,363 --> 00:16:18,764
It's been so long.
408
00:16:18,765 --> 00:16:20,165
Since you did ecstasy?
409
00:16:20,166 --> 00:16:21,833
Since I was happy.
410
00:16:21,834 --> 00:16:23,635
Hey, folks.
411
00:16:23,636 --> 00:16:25,637
I promise to keep this short.
412
00:16:25,638 --> 00:16:27,272
Oh, God.
413
00:16:27,273 --> 00:16:28,273
The opus.
414
00:16:28,274 --> 00:16:29,341
Should we stop him?
415
00:16:29,342 --> 00:16:30,342
No.
416
00:16:30,343 --> 00:16:32,177
They deserve it.
417
00:16:32,178 --> 00:16:36,815
So I have hated my parents
for as long as I can remember.
418
00:16:36,816 --> 00:16:39,484
Some nights, I'd look up at the ceiling,
419
00:16:39,485 --> 00:16:43,422
the grunts and moans
echoing through the house,
420
00:16:43,423 --> 00:16:46,491
and I'd think to
myself, "If only a meteor
421
00:16:46,492 --> 00:16:48,393
"would come crashing through our roof
422
00:16:48,394 --> 00:16:52,164
"and reduce us all to dust,
423
00:16:52,165 --> 00:16:54,232
"then maybe, just maybe,
424
00:16:54,233 --> 00:16:57,269
I'd get some peace,"
425
00:16:57,270 --> 00:16:59,204
but that meteor never came,
426
00:16:59,205 --> 00:17:03,308
and... [chuckles]
427
00:17:03,309 --> 00:17:05,477
they just kept going,
428
00:17:05,478 --> 00:17:06,478
and going,
429
00:17:06,479 --> 00:17:10,382
and now here we are,
430
00:17:10,383 --> 00:17:12,751
45 years later,
431
00:17:12,752 --> 00:17:16,088
and they're getting married.
432
00:17:16,089 --> 00:17:17,823
I...
433
00:17:17,824 --> 00:17:18,824
What can you say?
434
00:17:18,825 --> 00:17:21,627
They did it.
435
00:17:21,628 --> 00:17:22,828
They endured.
436
00:17:22,829 --> 00:17:26,298
[gentle music]
437
00:17:26,299 --> 00:17:29,801
While most of us drift
away from the ones we love,
438
00:17:29,802 --> 00:17:31,436
they came back together...
439
00:17:31,437 --> 00:17:34,773
440
00:17:34,774 --> 00:17:37,309
And that's something worth celebrating,
441
00:17:37,310 --> 00:17:39,311
so...
442
00:17:39,312 --> 00:17:41,513
congratulations on your wedding.
443
00:17:41,514 --> 00:17:45,514
I wish you two the happiest of unions.
444
00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:47,753
We should all be so lucky.
445
00:17:47,754 --> 00:17:51,056
[scoffs] No.
446
00:17:51,057 --> 00:17:52,391
To Mom and Dad.
447
00:17:52,392 --> 00:17:55,328
[applause]
448
00:18:00,833 --> 00:18:03,835
[upbeat rock music]
449
00:18:03,836 --> 00:18:07,836
450
00:18:16,649 --> 00:18:17,649
[laughs]
451
00:18:17,650 --> 00:18:18,650
This song is so great.
452
00:18:18,651 --> 00:18:19,685
Oh, it's so great.
453
00:18:19,686 --> 00:18:21,186
That DJ is great.
454
00:18:21,187 --> 00:18:22,721
- He is so great.
- He's so good.
455
00:18:22,722 --> 00:18:24,056
He's really good.
456
00:18:24,057 --> 00:18:25,323
You know what else is also great?
457
00:18:25,324 --> 00:18:26,358
What?
458
00:18:26,359 --> 00:18:27,392
Drugs.
459
00:18:27,393 --> 00:18:29,394
[laughs]
460
00:18:29,395 --> 00:18:31,396
Drugs are great.
461
00:18:31,397 --> 00:18:33,198
No, I mean they're really great.
462
00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:34,266
Mom!
463
00:18:34,267 --> 00:18:35,267
Oh, sweetie.
464
00:18:35,268 --> 00:18:36,268
I love you.
465
00:18:36,269 --> 00:18:37,436
Are you all right, dear?
466
00:18:37,437 --> 00:18:39,104
Yeah, Mom. We're on ecstasy.
467
00:18:39,105 --> 00:18:40,472
Oh, that's wonderful.
468
00:18:40,473 --> 00:18:42,474
I'm glad you're enjoying yourselves.
469
00:18:42,475 --> 00:18:46,244
470
00:18:46,245 --> 00:18:47,245
You're fun.
471
00:18:47,246 --> 00:18:48,714
You are fun.
472
00:18:48,715 --> 00:18:49,748
I am fun?
473
00:18:49,749 --> 00:18:50,749
Hey, guys.
474
00:18:50,750 --> 00:18:51,750
Who wants drinks?
475
00:18:51,751 --> 00:18:53,418
Do you want a drink?
476
00:18:53,419 --> 00:18:54,653
- No, I'm good.
- I'm gonna go outside.
477
00:18:54,654 --> 00:18:56,488
We're... I want to go outside.
478
00:18:56,489 --> 00:18:58,156
- We're gonna go outside.
- Yeah, we're going outside.
479
00:18:58,157 --> 00:19:01,793
Bye bye, best man.
480
00:19:01,794 --> 00:19:04,062
- Uh.
- Oh!
481
00:19:04,063 --> 00:19:06,231
482
00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:09,367
You think they'll sell enough
art to pay for this party?
483
00:19:09,368 --> 00:19:11,269
I don't see any red dots.
484
00:19:11,270 --> 00:19:13,238
Drink up before they cut off the wine.
485
00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:16,441
Ugh, does this even qualify as wine?
486
00:19:16,442 --> 00:19:18,110
They paired it with the art.
487
00:19:18,111 --> 00:19:19,144
[laughs]
488
00:19:19,145 --> 00:19:22,147
[light instrumental music]
489
00:19:22,148 --> 00:19:23,281
490
00:19:23,282 --> 00:19:25,083
So do you live nearby?
491
00:19:25,084 --> 00:19:26,284
Yeah. Atwater.
492
00:19:26,285 --> 00:19:28,286
493
00:19:28,287 --> 00:19:31,389
You think your walls
are better decorated?
494
00:19:31,390 --> 00:19:35,327
Do you like Bob Marley
and "Scarface" posters?
495
00:19:35,328 --> 00:19:36,561
Please tell me you're kidding.
496
00:19:36,562 --> 00:19:37,562
[laughs]
497
00:19:45,238 --> 00:19:48,373
[muffled dance music]
498
00:19:48,374 --> 00:19:51,109
What if she was right?
499
00:19:51,110 --> 00:19:52,110
Who?
500
00:19:52,111 --> 00:19:54,847
[insects chirping]
501
00:19:56,783 --> 00:19:58,350
My mom.
502
00:19:58,351 --> 00:20:01,186
All this time just...
503
00:20:01,187 --> 00:20:03,221
railing against her,
504
00:20:03,222 --> 00:20:07,222
punishing her for how
she raised us, and...
505
00:20:08,761 --> 00:20:12,697
blaming her for how fucked up we are.
506
00:20:12,698 --> 00:20:15,634
What if she was right all along?
507
00:20:15,635 --> 00:20:17,435
Relationships don't...
508
00:20:17,436 --> 00:20:20,438
they don't exist in the
world of right and wrong.
509
00:20:20,439 --> 00:20:22,440
They just...
510
00:20:22,441 --> 00:20:26,344
you know, they work
when they work, and...
511
00:20:26,345 --> 00:20:29,748
they don't when they don't.
512
00:20:29,749 --> 00:20:32,450
When did you decide to be open?
513
00:20:32,451 --> 00:20:36,788
I disappointed a lot of people.
514
00:20:36,789 --> 00:20:39,525
I couldn't be what they wanted me to be.
515
00:20:42,562 --> 00:20:44,663
Then I just...
516
00:20:44,664 --> 00:20:47,632
I don't know, I just stopped pretending.
517
00:20:47,633 --> 00:20:50,635
[light instrumental music]
518
00:20:50,636 --> 00:20:54,639
Maybe that's what your
parents were doing.
519
00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:56,808
Then why get married?
520
00:20:56,809 --> 00:20:59,411
521
00:20:59,412 --> 00:21:02,180
Then why get married?
522
00:21:02,181 --> 00:21:06,151
Why not just...
523
00:21:06,152 --> 00:21:07,452
leave it at that?
524
00:21:07,453 --> 00:21:10,188
525
00:21:10,189 --> 00:21:12,090
[sighs] I don't know.
526
00:21:12,091 --> 00:21:13,792
Maybe it's like what you said.
527
00:21:13,793 --> 00:21:16,261
They're just... they're old,
528
00:21:16,262 --> 00:21:18,096
and they're scared of being alone.
529
00:21:18,097 --> 00:21:22,701
530
00:21:22,702 --> 00:21:24,369
I don't want to be alone.
531
00:21:24,370 --> 00:21:28,370
532
00:21:41,254 --> 00:21:44,222
["More, More, More" by
Andrea True Connection]
533
00:21:44,223 --> 00:21:48,493
534
00:21:48,494 --> 00:21:49,694
Hey.
535
00:21:49,695 --> 00:21:51,196
Drink for my best man?
536
00:21:51,197 --> 00:21:52,731
Yeah.
537
00:21:52,732 --> 00:21:53,732
Two whiskies.
538
00:21:53,733 --> 00:21:56,234
539
00:21:56,235 --> 00:21:58,203
Oh, boy.
540
00:21:58,204 --> 00:22:00,338
Well, that was a
wonderful speech you gave.
541
00:22:00,339 --> 00:22:01,439
Thank you.
542
00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:05,440
543
00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:11,783
I just want to tell you how
honored I feel to have you
544
00:22:11,784 --> 00:22:14,686
participating in this beautiful event.
545
00:22:14,687 --> 00:22:16,121
Well, I'm happy to be here.
546
00:22:16,122 --> 00:22:18,089
Truly.
547
00:22:18,090 --> 00:22:21,226
Of course, a party like
this doesn't pay for itself.
548
00:22:21,227 --> 00:22:23,495
Get the action going
549
00:22:23,496 --> 00:22:25,063
I could use a helping hand.
550
00:22:25,064 --> 00:22:26,598
Ooh, how do you like it?
551
00:22:26,599 --> 00:22:28,099
A helping hand?
552
00:22:28,100 --> 00:22:29,834
Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
553
00:22:29,835 --> 00:22:33,071
A check just to help cover some
of the expenses, that's all.
554
00:22:33,072 --> 00:22:35,407
Ooh, how do you like it?
555
00:22:35,408 --> 00:22:37,242
What expenses?
556
00:22:37,243 --> 00:22:40,445
Dinner, the cake,
this lodge, the church.
557
00:22:40,446 --> 00:22:42,113
How do you like it?
558
00:22:42,114 --> 00:22:43,481
So everything?
559
00:22:43,482 --> 00:22:46,484
Alex, your mother
wants her dream wedding.
560
00:22:46,485 --> 00:22:47,786
We shouldn't disappoint her.
561
00:22:47,787 --> 00:22:50,388
Ooh, how do you like it?
562
00:22:50,389 --> 00:22:51,556
How do you like it?
563
00:22:51,557 --> 00:22:53,291
Ooh
564
00:22:53,292 --> 00:22:54,693
No, we shouldn't.
565
00:22:54,694 --> 00:22:56,094
How do you like it?
566
00:22:56,095 --> 00:22:58,530
Ooh
567
00:22:58,531 --> 00:22:59,631
How do you like it?
568
00:22:59,632 --> 00:23:00,666
How do you like it?
569
00:23:07,173 --> 00:23:10,608
Hey, what are you doing?
570
00:23:10,609 --> 00:23:11,609
Leaving.
571
00:23:11,610 --> 00:23:13,244
Not with him.
572
00:23:13,245 --> 00:23:14,713
You got a problem?
573
00:23:14,714 --> 00:23:16,515
She's 16.
574
00:23:19,452 --> 00:23:21,120
Jesus Christ.
575
00:23:26,492 --> 00:23:27,625
What?
576
00:23:27,626 --> 00:23:29,194
Think I'm embarrassed?
577
00:23:29,195 --> 00:23:30,595
You should be.
578
00:23:30,596 --> 00:23:32,063
You're gonna have to try a lot harder
579
00:23:32,064 --> 00:23:33,665
if you want to beat your top score.
580
00:23:33,666 --> 00:23:35,266
What am I supposed to say?
581
00:23:35,267 --> 00:23:36,835
That I wasn't crazy.
582
00:23:36,836 --> 00:23:38,203
You're young.
583
00:23:38,204 --> 00:23:40,071
These feelings are fleeting.
584
00:23:40,072 --> 00:23:42,173
Yeah, you're old, okay?
585
00:23:42,174 --> 00:23:44,710
And denying what you felt
doesn't make you a good guy.
586
00:23:49,115 --> 00:23:52,184
You know what?
587
00:23:53,419 --> 00:23:54,619
You're right.
588
00:23:54,620 --> 00:23:58,423
Let's do it right here.
589
00:23:58,424 --> 00:24:01,059
Did you want to fuck in the bathroom?
590
00:24:01,060 --> 00:24:02,794
Or do you want to go out back
591
00:24:02,795 --> 00:24:03,729
and do it in the alley?
592
00:24:03,730 --> 00:24:05,330
Fuck you.
593
00:24:05,331 --> 00:24:07,399
You can tell all your
little friends about it.
594
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:09,768
Is that what you want?
595
00:24:09,769 --> 00:24:11,470
Would that make you happy?
596
00:24:15,841 --> 00:24:17,476
You don't belong here.
597
00:24:29,355 --> 00:24:32,323
[somber music]
598
00:24:32,324 --> 00:24:36,324
599
00:25:25,511 --> 00:25:27,846
Alex.
600
00:25:27,847 --> 00:25:29,681
Oh, my God.
601
00:25:29,682 --> 00:25:31,382
Emmy's not in here, is she?
602
00:25:31,383 --> 00:25:33,318
No one is.
603
00:25:33,319 --> 00:25:34,486
What's wrong?
604
00:25:34,487 --> 00:25:36,521
Nothing.
605
00:25:36,522 --> 00:25:39,357
I mean, just... nothing.
606
00:25:39,358 --> 00:25:42,360
That sounds suspiciously like something.
607
00:25:42,361 --> 00:25:46,698
608
00:25:46,699 --> 00:25:49,701
I took ecstasy...
609
00:25:49,702 --> 00:25:53,702
with Emmy, and...
610
00:25:54,707 --> 00:25:57,275
things got weird.
611
00:25:57,276 --> 00:25:58,776
How weird?
612
00:25:58,777 --> 00:26:01,679
613
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:05,680
She took my hand like this...
614
00:26:06,252 --> 00:26:09,254
615
00:26:09,255 --> 00:26:10,455
And then...
616
00:26:10,456 --> 00:26:14,456
617
00:26:27,540 --> 00:26:30,476
[gasps]
618
00:26:41,153 --> 00:26:43,556
[sighs]
619
00:26:45,724 --> 00:26:47,426
[whispering] Jesus.
620
00:26:58,337 --> 00:26:59,337
[door opens]
621
00:27:10,908 --> 00:27:15,908
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00:27:15,958 --> 00:27:20,508
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