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Hi.
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Do you want to buy her
the earrings?
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'Cause that's
why she's crying,
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because of six dollar
earrings that--
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She has them
at home already.
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But she wants them
for right now, so--
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You should go into that store
and buy them for her.
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'Cause I'm not doing it.
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Or stop looking.
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You want
Hot Dog on a Stick?
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Oh.
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Yeah. What happened?
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Hi, Richard.
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Hey. Hey. Uh--
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Look, uh, Richard--
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Um, uh, uh, uh--
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Yeah, look, Richard,
I, I--
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-Uh-oh.
-Richard?
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I'll see you
at school things.
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Yeah, ok-okay
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Who is that?
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Sophie's dad.
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Ew.
Ew!
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Yeah, that was
a big mistake.
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What about
Charlize's dad?
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What about him?
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Mm.
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Is he tall?
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To me.
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Listen, Jack.
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I started this firm,
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and you are not
getting rid of me.
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Listen, Jack.
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Listen,
Jack.
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Listen, Jack.
I started this firm.
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And you're not
getting rid of me.
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I don't care what you
and that bimbo try to pull,
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I will eat your goddamn
lunch on this deal!
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Listen, listen.
Listen, Jack.
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Listen,
Jack.
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Listen, Jack.
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Figures.
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Of course.
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Of course you're here.
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Of course you're here.
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Listen, Jack.
I started this firm,
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and you're not--
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You're not, you're
not gonna do that.
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Don't do that.
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It's good to practice.
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It is.
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Shh!
Be...
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How are you?
What's goin' on?
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Well, I wish
for one boring day.
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I really hate you, Mom.
You are so unfair!
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Good.
Fine.
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Go live with
your father.
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Yeah, I'm leaving
right now.
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Very crazy good.
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House full of young girls
kicking my ass.
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You are so unfair!
Get in the house.
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Go to bed.
I'm gonna make
your life a living hell.
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Chewie!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa,
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whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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I hear you.
I only have one,
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so I can't even imagine.
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You have kids?
You have a kid?
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I do.
I have one.
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That's so weird to me.
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What?
No, I didn't--
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You don't seem maternal.
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Thanks.
I appreciate that.
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That's what, they all
say that, too, um,
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Are you dating Luke
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Thatcher?
What? No.
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I don't know.
Somebody said that.
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No.
No?
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Ew. No, I'm dating
my daughters.
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They're my love life.
The whole day.
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Oh, okay.
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All right.
Focus, focus.
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Listen, Jack.
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I started this firm,
and you're not--
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I mean, who
writes this shit?
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I don't know.
I don't understand.
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I mean, do we st--?
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Oh, my God.
Thank you.
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I know!
It is so good to see you.
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Oh, it's so good
to see you, too.
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I'm glad you're back. I mean,
this is gonna be great.
No, I...
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Are you kidding me?
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Yeah.
Are you gonna go?
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Yeah, it's Julie Bowen.
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Yeah, you're right.
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Oh, it's fantastic.
Bye.
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Wait! Don't go in there.
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The wizard will see us,
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and he'll try to rez us down.
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Hello?
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Hi, Miss Jacobs.
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Yes. I'm sorry.
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Duke had her homework,
but I forgot it in my van.
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I took her
to the dentist today.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I understand that.
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Yes, I know.
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Amanda, will you
give me a break?
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I have three of them,
and you know I work.
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No. No, he doesn't help.
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They haven't seen him
in, like, a month.
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I didn't say
that was your problem!
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I--
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Okay. All right.
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Amanda?
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And I'm so sorry.
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Thank you.
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Whoo. Okay, Vernon.
I am so sorry.
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One more time.
Almost done.
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Adrenaline.
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Wait! Don't go in there.
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The wizard will see us,
and he'll try to-- Goddamnit.
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That woman is
pure shit on a stick.
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I cannot wait till my daughter
leaves that school,
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so I can tell her
what a cock-biting douche
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her teacher was!
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Ooh, Vernon!
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Okay.
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One more for the wizard.
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Where is the freakin'
graph paper?
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I mean, this place is like
a pre-apocalyptic nightmare.
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Oh, calm down, Mom.
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Okay, graph paper,
journal notebook,
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dictionary...
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That woman smelled like
my dad's girlfriend.
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Ew.
What?
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What?
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Oh, headphones, that's
great, and speakers,
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and calc-- Where's the
freakin' graph paper?!
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I don't know, Mom!
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Now get the binders
and the rest of the stuff.
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Does anyone actually work here?
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Hello!
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Does anybody actually work here?
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Yes, I do!
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But I'm with customers
right now.
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Wait, but can you tell me
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at least where I can
find the graph paper?
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Aisle eight.
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This is aisle eight.
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Oh, here it is.
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That was great, Mom.
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Just freak out in the store,
why don't you?
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I didn't freak out.
Just nobody works there.
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I wish
you smoked pot, Mom.
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What?
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It would be
good for you.
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Stoners aren't losers, Mom.
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And it would
mellow you out.
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I'm perfectly mellow.
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Can I ask you something?
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No, you know what?
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Never mind.
You'll just freak out.
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Okay, you don't have to,
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but now you know
you're going to.
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Could you get pot for me?
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What?
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Gabby Shuster's mom told her
if she ever wanted
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to smoke pot,
she'd get it for her.
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Like, don't you want me
to have clean, organic pot?
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You should want me
to have good nugs.
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"Good nugs"?
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I don't even know
what to say!
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That's amazing.
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I don't know
how to get pot.
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I don't even know
where to get--
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Gabby Shuster's mom
said that to you?
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Okay, that's great.
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I can't even get Gran
pot for her arthritis.
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How about this?
How about this?
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No. No, Max, I'm
not gonna get you pot.
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It's so easy, Mom.
Sorry.
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You get a prescription.
Oh.
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You just have to be 18.
Oh.
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Max, honey, can
we just go back
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to the regular hard things,
like school supplies?
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You should be happy
I'm honest with you.
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I could just get it
and not tell you.
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Oh, yeah, well, that
might be a little better.
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Seriously?
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Yeah, these things
are normal,
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but you should be
ashamed of them.
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Why? You're--
Little bit.
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You're my mom.
I want you to know
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if I have sex
or if I want to get high.
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Aah!
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No! Hide things from me.
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Please!
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Why?
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Wait, why'd she say that?
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Come here.
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Yeah.
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You're a good dog.
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I'm a bad dog mom.
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Mom?
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What?
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What?
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What?
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Mom, I didn't
say anything.
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Neither did I.
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Then why are
you mad at me?
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Baby, just--
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I love you.
What?
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You want me
to make you a burrito?
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Yeah.
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This is a burrito,
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burrito,
my little burrito.
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Did you brush
your teeth?
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Yes.
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Let me smell.
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Why do you say you brush
when you didn't brush?
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I don't know.
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I'm so tired.
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But isn't it easier
to just go brush?
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Do you want to be a kid
with orange teeth?
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I don't know.
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I'm so tired.
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You promise to brush
in the morning?
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Yes, Mama.
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Okay.
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Good girl.
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Mama, come.
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Oh, no, baby.
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I can't lay down.
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It's late.
I have too much to do.
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Come on, Mama, please?
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Okay.
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Just for a minute.
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All right.
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No, Mama, under.
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No, no,
I can't get under.
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Please?
No.
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And don't touch me.
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I swear to God, if your
little baby hands touch me,
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I'll fall asleep and then
I'll be in a lot of trouble.
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I'll play you a song.
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Okay.
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Okay?
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Oh!
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No, it's--
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Hi, Mom.
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You were asleep,
so I just had...
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had them come over.
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Oh, my God, Sam, I cannot
believe this is you.
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You were, like, Duke's age.
Oh, I love this show.
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Yep, that's me.
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Life sucks.
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Uh...
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Mom?
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Can you get us
some food, please?
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Okay, fine.
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Mama.
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Hi, baby.
You up?
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Why are you up?
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You left.
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Yes, I did, baby.
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00:16:06,130 --> 00:16:09,960
But I stayed in there
with you for a long time.
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Long time.
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It's been a really
long day and--
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Sammy.
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00:16:43,340 --> 00:16:44,410
Wake up.
273
00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:45,640
Hey, wake up, baby.
274
00:16:45,670 --> 00:16:48,400
Hey! Hi.
Hey, cookie.
275
00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:51,310
Sammy, cookie,
you want to hear a story?
276
00:16:51,340 --> 00:16:52,710
I got a good one for you.
Let me tell you--
277
00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:54,180
No, don't get in there
and wind her up,
278
00:16:54,210 --> 00:16:56,480
I just got her down.
279
00:16:58,250 --> 00:16:59,880
Listen, Sammy,
280
00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:00,920
your dad had a great day.
281
00:17:00,950 --> 00:17:02,350
I had a great day.
282
00:17:02,390 --> 00:17:04,160
Okay, I got irons
in the fire, kid.
283
00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:06,400
This guy called me, he thinks he
wants to do one of my stories.
284
00:17:06,430 --> 00:17:08,000
You remember the one
about the junk man?
285
00:17:08,030 --> 00:17:09,930
He could see things
other people couldn't.
286
00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:11,330
Could turn garbage into gold.
287
00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:12,830
He thinks it could
go to television.
288
00:17:12,870 --> 00:17:14,240
I'm talkin' TV,
the big game.
289
00:17:14,270 --> 00:17:16,770
You, me, the big game.
Everything could change.
290
00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:18,730
Even for her.
Don't tell her I woke you up.
291
00:17:18,770 --> 00:17:20,430
All right, go back to bed.
Good night.
292
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:43,800
No, no, no, no,
293
00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:46,100
no, no, no, no, no!
294
00:17:46,130 --> 00:17:47,430
Mom?
295
00:17:47,470 --> 00:17:48,510
No, don't come in here.
296
00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:51,940
Mom!
Don't come in here.
297
00:17:51,970 --> 00:17:53,930
Don't come
in here.
298
00:17:53,970 --> 00:17:54,940
Don't come in here!
299
00:17:54,970 --> 00:17:58,110
Jesus, Mom,
you're so bi-polar!
300
00:17:58,140 --> 00:17:59,710
I said get out.
301
00:17:59,750 --> 00:18:02,290
Did you know
that in Africa,
302
00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:03,720
girls get their
clitoris cut off
303
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,990
when they're, like,
13 on their birthday?
304
00:18:06,020 --> 00:18:08,230
What if I did that
as, like, a protest?
305
00:18:08,250 --> 00:18:10,580
That would be so,
like, real.
306
00:18:10,620 --> 00:18:12,490
Get out.
307
00:18:12,530 --> 00:18:14,400
Get out of my room.
Get out.
308
00:18:14,430 --> 00:18:15,570
Get out of my room.
No.
309
00:18:15,590 --> 00:18:16,720
Get out.
310
00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:18,760
Get out of my room.
No.
311
00:18:20,270 --> 00:18:22,010
Frankie!
312
00:18:22,030 --> 00:18:25,670
You didn't even knock.
313
00:18:27,170 --> 00:18:29,670
And no, you're not getting
your clit cut off!
314
00:18:29,710 --> 00:18:31,350
Oh, sweetie.
315
00:18:31,380 --> 00:18:34,150
Okay.
316
00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:35,690
What are you looking for?
317
00:18:35,710 --> 00:18:37,850
What do you
want to look at?
318
00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:39,450
Like--
319
00:18:39,490 --> 00:18:41,590
I want to see
something real.
320
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:43,320
You know, I--
Uh-huh.
321
00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:44,960
Real.
322
00:18:44,990 --> 00:18:49,120
Like, I want it
to at least feel real.
323
00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:51,360
Can they just, like,
make it feel real?
324
00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:52,700
What are
your search words?
325
00:18:52,730 --> 00:18:54,930
I don't--
What?
326
00:18:54,970 --> 00:18:56,170
I don't know what that is.
327
00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:57,800
Everything you want
is out there.
328
00:18:57,840 --> 00:19:00,440
You just need to know how to
narrow it down to search words.
329
00:19:00,470 --> 00:19:03,040
Close your eyes
and picture anything,
330
00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:05,150
and there is porn
of that on the Internet.
331
00:19:05,180 --> 00:19:07,050
If you want to see
332
00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:09,790
a fat man farting
into a girl's mouth,
333
00:19:09,820 --> 00:19:13,390
type in fat fart mouth.
334
00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:15,230
Oh.
Try it.
335
00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:17,220
Think about
what you really want,
336
00:19:17,260 --> 00:19:19,230
and boil it down
to three words.
337
00:19:19,260 --> 00:19:21,400
Mm.
338
00:19:21,430 --> 00:19:23,530
What do you got?
339
00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:25,230
Penis.
340
00:19:25,260 --> 00:19:28,800
Maybe.
341
00:19:28,830 --> 00:19:30,130
Close up.
342
00:19:31,740 --> 00:19:34,210
Don't--
343
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:36,950
You probably knew
I was gonna say that.
344
00:19:42,010 --> 00:19:44,080
I don't give a shit.
I just want to be with you.
345
00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:46,320
No, Stan, we're not
a couple anymore.
346
00:19:46,350 --> 00:19:48,320
We're business partners.
Oh, screw the business.
347
00:19:48,350 --> 00:19:50,080
I'd burn the whole
business to the ground
348
00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:52,420
if I could just get one
sniff of your panties.
349
00:19:52,460 --> 00:19:53,900
Oh.
Come on, baby.
350
00:19:53,930 --> 00:19:56,670
Oh...
I want to taste you.
351
00:19:59,030 --> 00:20:00,990
I love you.
352
00:20:04,570 --> 00:20:05,930
Hold on.
353
00:20:05,970 --> 00:20:07,370
Hang on.
Huh?
354
00:20:07,410 --> 00:20:09,250
Can I just--?
John?
355
00:20:09,270 --> 00:20:10,940
One--?
Can I have one second?
356
00:20:10,980 --> 00:20:12,180
Cut!
357
00:20:12,210 --> 00:20:13,410
- You okay?
- Cutting.
358
00:20:13,450 --> 00:20:14,690
You all right?
Yeah, I'm okay.
359
00:20:14,710 --> 00:20:15,780
Thank you.
360
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:32,970
Sorry, Gary.
I love you.
361
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,240
That's okay, Sammy,
take your time.
362
00:20:34,270 --> 00:20:35,270
I love you, baby.
363
00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:36,300
Hey, you okay?
364
00:20:36,330 --> 00:20:37,300
Hi.
Yes.
365
00:20:37,340 --> 00:20:39,740
I just--
Come here.
366
00:20:39,770 --> 00:20:41,700
I want to--
John?
367
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:43,600
Okay, you know
I'm a gamer.
368
00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:45,910
I come here,
I throw down.
369
00:20:45,940 --> 00:20:47,940
That... that's
why I love you.
370
00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:49,940
Okay, so you know
I have three kids.
371
00:20:49,980 --> 00:20:51,550
Girls.
Yeah.
372
00:20:51,580 --> 00:20:53,750
Daughters.
Hey, I love those guys.
373
00:20:53,790 --> 00:20:56,460
I know... wh-when are they
gonna ever come visit the set?
374
00:20:56,490 --> 00:20:57,960
Huh?
It'd be fun.
375
00:20:57,990 --> 00:20:59,050
Okay, you remember Max?
376
00:20:59,090 --> 00:21:01,120
My oldest?
377
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:03,300
Okay, she's
in high school now.
378
00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:07,240
And in the interest
of her carpool
379
00:21:07,270 --> 00:21:09,010
that I drive
every morning...
380
00:21:14,470 --> 00:21:16,000
What's the problem?
381
00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:18,470
Okay, there's this one
382
00:21:18,510 --> 00:21:20,670
moment in this scene,
Right.
383
00:21:20,710 --> 00:21:23,140
a little detail that
I just want to dial down
384
00:21:23,180 --> 00:21:24,910
Oh.
a tiny bit.
385
00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:26,750
I'm not sure that
I want to live with it.
386
00:21:26,790 --> 00:21:29,490
Mm-hmm, sure.
Just, uh--
387
00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:31,990
That's no problem, here.
Just tell me, tell me what part.
388
00:21:32,020 --> 00:21:36,120
It's the part where
my legs are up in the air,
389
00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:38,190
and that one
is eating my pussy,
390
00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:40,330
and his son walks in
and sees us.
391
00:21:40,370 --> 00:21:42,370
Oh, you mean
the funny part.
392
00:21:43,140 --> 00:21:46,010
Mm-mm.
393
00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:47,440
Yeah.
394
00:21:48,870 --> 00:21:50,370
Thanks.
Sammy?
395
00:21:50,410 --> 00:21:51,820
You're the best.
396
00:21:52,650 --> 00:21:54,380
I...
397
00:21:55,305 --> 00:22:01,522
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