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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,367 --> 00:00:05,801 KYLE! KYLE! KYLE! KYLE. 2 00:00:05,868 --> 00:00:07,467 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 3 00:00:07,534 --> 00:00:10,200 DON'T CHEW ON THAT. DON'T CHEW ON THAT, KYLE. 4 00:00:10,267 --> 00:00:12,033 GIVE IT TO DADDY. GIVE IT TO DADDY. 5 00:00:12,100 --> 00:00:14,534 KYLE, KYLE, KYLE. COME HERE, BABY. 6 00:00:14,601 --> 00:00:17,300 I LOVE YOU. GIVE ME THE CARD. 7 00:00:17,367 --> 00:00:19,167 GIVE IT. GIVE IT TO ME. 8 00:00:19,234 --> 00:00:20,667 LET GO. LET -- 9 00:00:20,734 --> 00:00:22,934 UNNGH! 10 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:26,000 [ SIGHS ] KYLE. 11 00:00:26,067 --> 00:00:28,901 THIS IS MY ERNIE BANKS ROOKIE CARD. 12 00:00:28,968 --> 00:00:32,634 ERNIE BANKS, NUMBER 14, MR. CUB. 13 00:00:32,701 --> 00:00:35,367 STOP. DON'T CRY. DON'T CRY. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. 14 00:00:35,434 --> 00:00:37,000 HERE. HERE. HERE. 15 00:00:37,067 --> 00:00:38,868 HERE. HERE. 16 00:00:38,934 --> 00:00:40,634 RUBE WALKER. 17 00:00:40,701 --> 00:00:43,167 SEE? LIFETIME -- 227. 18 00:00:43,234 --> 00:00:44,300 EAT HIM! 19 00:00:48,868 --> 00:00:50,701 HAH! 20 00:00:50,767 --> 00:00:53,167 OH, BABY. 21 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:58,934 [ GUNFIRE, EXPLOSIONS ] 22 00:01:01,133 --> 00:01:02,734 [ MAN SCREAMS ] 23 00:01:02,801 --> 00:01:05,167 WHOA, YOU DON'T GET UP FROM THAT ONE. 24 00:01:06,767 --> 00:01:09,133 WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS LEG? 25 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:10,934 HE'S LIKE A STARFISH. 26 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:12,667 IT'LL GROW BACK. 27 00:01:12,734 --> 00:01:14,868 ALL RIGHT, JIM. DA-- 28 00:01:14,934 --> 00:01:16,701 WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING?! 29 00:01:16,767 --> 00:01:17,934 OH, MY GOD! 30 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:20,934 JIM! THIS IS "SAVING PRIVATE RYAN." 31 00:01:22,667 --> 00:01:24,267 THE GIRLS CAN'T WATCH THIS. 32 00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:26,601 ARE YOU KIDDING? THEY CAN'T TAKE THEIR EYES OFF IT. 33 00:01:27,934 --> 00:01:29,701 MOMMY, FINGERS GROW ON BOATS! 34 00:01:29,767 --> 00:01:31,267 [ CHERYL SCOFFS ] OKAY... 35 00:01:31,334 --> 00:01:32,801 YOU'RE HANDLING THE NIGHTMARES ON THIS ONE. 36 00:01:32,868 --> 00:01:34,300 HEY, DIDN'T HAPPEN FOR "HELLRAISER." 37 00:01:34,367 --> 00:01:37,000 IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN TONIGHT. 38 00:01:37,067 --> 00:01:38,968 "HELLRAISER"! YEAH! 39 00:01:39,033 --> 00:01:41,033 YEAH! YEAH! 40 00:01:41,100 --> 00:01:42,968 ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GOING TO THE PODIATRIST 41 00:01:43,033 --> 00:01:45,434 TO GET DANA'S CREEPY, WEIRD TOENAIL REMOVED. 42 00:01:45,501 --> 00:01:46,667 OH, GOOD MOVE, DANA. 43 00:01:46,734 --> 00:01:48,467 I THINK THAT'S WHY YOU'RE STILL SINGLE. 44 00:01:48,534 --> 00:01:49,601 HMM. 45 00:01:49,667 --> 00:01:52,000 NO, WAIT. IT'S YOUR PERSONALITY. 46 00:01:52,067 --> 00:01:53,234 I WAS WRONG. 47 00:01:53,300 --> 00:01:54,667 ONE LAST CHANCE TO SAY GOODBYE. 48 00:01:54,734 --> 00:01:55,667 OH, COME ON. COME ON. 49 00:01:55,734 --> 00:01:56,667 ITS NAME IS JIM. 50 00:01:56,734 --> 00:01:57,701 GET -- 51 00:01:59,701 --> 00:02:01,133 ALL RIGHT, HERE'S THE STUFF FOR THE PARK. 52 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:03,400 I PACKED TOYS, DIAPERS, AND WIPES. 53 00:02:03,467 --> 00:02:05,601 YEAH, AND THERE'S STUFF IN THERE FOR THE KIDS, TOO. 54 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:06,834 [ MOCKING LAUGH ] 55 00:02:06,901 --> 00:02:09,100 THAT'S GREAT, FREAK TOE. 56 00:02:09,167 --> 00:02:11,167 HAVE FUN AT THE PARK. 57 00:02:11,234 --> 00:02:14,434 WE WILL. WE LOVE THE PARK. WE HAVE FUN AT THE PARK. 58 00:02:18,234 --> 00:02:19,400 WHERE'S THE PARK? 59 00:02:20,767 --> 00:02:22,734 OUTSIDE? 60 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:26,074 Subtitles downloaded from www.OpenSubtitles.org 61 00:02:32,667 --> 00:02:34,601 I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO DRIVE. 62 00:02:41,701 --> 00:02:43,367 OH, BOY. 63 00:02:43,434 --> 00:02:44,667 THIS IS THE KIND OF DAY 64 00:02:44,734 --> 00:02:46,234 THAT MAKES A FELLOW WANT TO KICK OFF HIS SHOES 65 00:02:46,300 --> 00:02:48,801 AND RUN BAREFOOT THROUGH THE GRASS. 66 00:02:48,868 --> 00:02:51,200 WHY DON'T YOU DO IT OVER THERE 67 00:02:51,267 --> 00:02:53,367 WHERE THAT GUY JUST LET HIS DOG PEE? 68 00:02:56,767 --> 00:02:58,167 HEY, GIRLS. 69 00:02:58,234 --> 00:02:59,667 PUSH US ON THE SWING. 70 00:02:59,734 --> 00:03:02,667 OH, WE COULD DO THAT. OR... 71 00:03:02,734 --> 00:03:04,334 YOU COULD RUN AROUND, 72 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:07,334 AND I'LL SIT HERE AND THROW GRAPES AT YOU. 73 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:10,234 SWING! SWING! 74 00:03:10,300 --> 00:03:11,934 ALL RIGHT, DARLINGS. 75 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:13,434 YAY! YAY! 76 00:03:13,501 --> 00:03:15,467 JIM, THE ICE-CREAM GUY'S HERE. WHAT'S YOUR PLEASURE? 77 00:03:15,534 --> 00:03:17,734 YOU KNOW, I GOT A TASTE FOR CALAMARI. 78 00:03:19,267 --> 00:03:21,701 IT'S AN ICE-CREAM TRUCK. THEY DON'T HAVE CALAMARI. 79 00:03:21,767 --> 00:03:23,734 I DON'T CARE WHERE YOU GET IT. 80 00:03:25,067 --> 00:03:26,934 ALL RIGHT, MY LITTLE GIRLS. 81 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:30,067 I'LL PUSH. 82 00:03:30,133 --> 00:03:31,667 WANT ME TO SING? 83 00:03:31,734 --> 00:03:33,067 SING "SILLY SALLY." 84 00:03:33,133 --> 00:03:35,267 "SING 'SILLY SALLY.'" ALL RIGHT. 85 00:03:35,334 --> 00:03:38,467 * SILLY SALLY, WHAT'D YA DO TODAY? * 86 00:03:38,534 --> 00:03:41,534 * SILLY SALLY, WHAT'D YA DO TODAY? * 87 00:03:41,601 --> 00:03:43,567 * DID YOU COMB YOUR HAIR WITH A... * 88 00:03:43,634 --> 00:03:45,534 * PINEAPPLE! * 89 00:03:45,601 --> 00:03:48,901 * COMB YOUR HAIR WITH A PINEAPPLE, OH, BOY * 90 00:03:48,968 --> 00:03:51,567 OH, BOY. 91 00:03:51,634 --> 00:03:53,701 * SILLY SALLY -- * 92 00:03:53,767 --> 00:03:56,033 HI, HANNAH. HI, EMILY. 93 00:03:56,100 --> 00:03:57,467 CAN WE GO PLAY WITH THEM? 94 00:03:57,534 --> 00:04:00,334 UH...YEAH, OKAY, JUST DON'T GO TOO FAR AWAY. 95 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:01,567 I WANT TO BE ABLE TO SEE YOU. 96 00:04:01,634 --> 00:04:03,133 YAY! YAY! 97 00:04:05,234 --> 00:04:07,167 OH, GIRLS, YOU CAN GO FARTHER THAN THAT. 98 00:04:09,734 --> 00:04:11,801 WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU! 99 00:04:11,868 --> 00:04:13,434 PERFECT! 100 00:04:14,601 --> 00:04:18,167 HEY, JIM. I'M SANDY, HANNAH'S MOTHER. 101 00:04:18,234 --> 00:04:20,367 AND THIS IS LESLIE, EMILY'S MOM. 102 00:04:20,434 --> 00:04:22,067 YOU MET HER AT CHUCK E. CHEESE AT THE TRIPLETS PARTY. 103 00:04:22,133 --> 00:04:23,567 REMEMBER? SUKEY, KERRY, AND CHLOE. 104 00:04:23,634 --> 00:04:25,767 THIS IS CAROL. SHE'S CAITLIN'S MOM. 105 00:04:25,834 --> 00:04:27,434 SHE'S ALSO GOT LINDA AND KELLY WITH HER TODAY-- 106 00:04:27,501 --> 00:04:29,133 YOU KNOW, DEBBIE'S KIDS WHO YOU MET 107 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:30,667 AT THE OTHER HANNAH'S MOM'S HOUSE. 108 00:04:30,734 --> 00:04:33,801 I'M NOT GONNA BE TESTED ON THIS, AM I? 109 00:04:33,868 --> 00:04:35,267 [ LAUGHING ] 110 00:04:35,334 --> 00:04:37,801 OH, IF YOU WERE MINE, I'D NEVER LET YOU OUT OF THE HOUSE. 111 00:04:37,868 --> 00:04:39,834 OH, I'D FIND A WAY. 112 00:04:47,501 --> 00:04:49,100 [ Thinking ] HMM. 113 00:04:49,167 --> 00:04:51,601 I BET THESE FOOT DOCTORS MAKE A LOT OF MONEY. 114 00:04:51,667 --> 00:04:53,534 WHAT A RACKET. 115 00:04:53,601 --> 00:04:56,501 OH, MY GOD, I'M STARTING TO SOUND LIKE JIM. 116 00:04:58,133 --> 00:05:00,534 I WONDER WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT GUY'S FOOT? 117 00:05:00,601 --> 00:05:02,400 A PLANTAR'S WART, I BET. 118 00:05:02,467 --> 00:05:04,267 UGH! 119 00:05:04,334 --> 00:05:07,267 OH, NO. I WONDER IF THESE PEOPLE THINK 120 00:05:07,334 --> 00:05:09,467 I HAVE SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY FEET. 121 00:05:09,534 --> 00:05:11,400 I'LL JUST KICK MY SHOES OFF 122 00:05:11,467 --> 00:05:12,634 SO THEY'LL SEE THAT I'M NORMAL. 123 00:05:12,701 --> 00:05:15,467 OH, NO! THERE'S A HOLE IN MY SOCK. 124 00:05:15,534 --> 00:05:17,434 ABORT! ABORT! 125 00:05:26,501 --> 00:05:28,434 THAT WAS QUICK. WHAT HAPPENED? 126 00:05:28,501 --> 00:05:29,868 HE DIDN'T EVEN DO THE PROCEDURE. 127 00:05:29,934 --> 00:05:31,234 RIGHT AFTER HE ANESTHETIZED MY TOE, 128 00:05:31,300 --> 00:05:33,901 HE GOT CALLED AWAY ON AN EMERGENCY. 129 00:05:33,968 --> 00:05:35,534 CHECK THIS OUT. 130 00:05:35,601 --> 00:05:37,067 [ GASPS ] 131 00:05:37,133 --> 00:05:39,234 SEE? WHOLE LEG -- NUMB. 132 00:05:39,300 --> 00:05:41,133 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 133 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:42,734 CALLING JIM. TELL HIM WE'RE ON OUR WAY HOME. 134 00:05:42,801 --> 00:05:44,968 ARE YOU KIDDING? WE HAVE THE WHOLE AFTERNOON. 135 00:05:45,033 --> 00:05:46,601 DANA, IT'S LAUNDRY DAY. 136 00:05:46,667 --> 00:05:48,467 JIM'S DOWN TO HIS CHRISTMAS BOXERS. 137 00:05:48,534 --> 00:05:50,901 OH, COME ON. YOU NEED A BREAK. 138 00:05:50,968 --> 00:05:52,901 WE COULD GO SEE A MOVIE. 139 00:05:52,968 --> 00:05:56,167 [ GASPS ] A MOVIE ON LAUNDRY DAY? 140 00:05:56,234 --> 00:05:58,667 I'D FEEL SO NAUGHTY. 141 00:05:58,734 --> 00:06:00,133 HEY, CAN WE GET POPCORN? 142 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:01,234 OH, YEAH. A-HAH! 143 00:06:01,300 --> 00:06:02,934 AND NO SHARING! OH, YEAH! 144 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:04,634 AND SNEAK IN WITHOUT PAYING! 145 00:06:05,801 --> 00:06:09,000 CHERYL, WE'RE GONNA PAY. 146 00:06:09,067 --> 00:06:12,367 OKAY. BUT WE'RE STILL BAD, RIGHT? 147 00:06:12,434 --> 00:06:13,501 OH, YEAH. 148 00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:17,434 AAH! 149 00:06:19,033 --> 00:06:20,701 AND THAT'S WHY I'M NO LONGER WELCOME 150 00:06:20,767 --> 00:06:21,767 IN THE STATE OF FLORIDA. 151 00:06:21,834 --> 00:06:24,868 [ LAUGHTER ] 152 00:06:24,934 --> 00:06:26,300 HEY... 153 00:06:26,367 --> 00:06:28,400 WHERE ARE MY GIRLS? 154 00:06:28,467 --> 00:06:31,300 OH, THEY'RE OVER BY THE SLIDE WITH PENELOPE AND NANCY... 155 00:06:31,367 --> 00:06:32,868 AND BRIDGET AND SUZANNE. 156 00:06:32,934 --> 00:06:36,601 HEY, GIRLS! COME ON, LET'S GO! TIME TO GO! 157 00:06:36,667 --> 00:06:38,067 OH, NOT SO SOON. 158 00:06:38,133 --> 00:06:39,234 AW! AW! AW! 159 00:06:39,300 --> 00:06:41,334 AW, LADIES. 160 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:42,834 COME ON, THE FUN IS OVER. 161 00:06:42,901 --> 00:06:44,934 I PROMISED CHERYL I'D DO SOME WORK AROUND THE HOUSE. 162 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:46,767 BUT YOU WORK HARD ALL WEEK. 163 00:06:46,834 --> 00:06:48,000 TELL ME ABOUT IT. 164 00:06:48,067 --> 00:06:50,467 WELL, YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD ALWAYS WORK 165 00:06:50,534 --> 00:06:54,167 A LITTLE HARDER AT HOME THAN YOU DO ON YOUR JOB. 166 00:06:54,234 --> 00:06:55,767 YOU KNOW WHO SAID THAT? 167 00:06:55,834 --> 00:06:56,834 MICHAEL LANDON. 168 00:06:56,901 --> 00:06:58,934 Women: AWWW! 169 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:00,701 HEY, GIRLS. 170 00:07:00,767 --> 00:07:02,067 DO WE HAVE TO GO, DADDY? 171 00:07:02,133 --> 00:07:03,367 YES, WE HAVE TO GO. 172 00:07:03,434 --> 00:07:04,634 COME ON, GIRLS, GET YOUR STUFF TOGETHER. 173 00:07:04,701 --> 00:07:07,634 ANDY, YOU WANT TO PICK UP AND PUT TOGETHER THAT BUGGY? 174 00:07:07,701 --> 00:07:08,734 WE WANNA STAY. 175 00:07:08,801 --> 00:07:10,601 PLEASE! 176 00:07:10,667 --> 00:07:13,267 YOU WANT SOME CHEESE WITH THAT WHINE? 177 00:07:13,334 --> 00:07:15,701 COME ON, GIRLS. WE GOT TO GO HOME. 178 00:07:15,767 --> 00:07:17,767 WHY DON'T YOU LET US TAKE THEM FOR THE AFTERNOON? 179 00:07:17,834 --> 00:07:20,167 WE CAN GO TO LUNCH AND THEN THE GIRLS CAN PLAY TOGETHER. 180 00:07:20,234 --> 00:07:22,534 I DON'T KNOW. THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR DAY TOGETHER. 181 00:07:22,601 --> 00:07:25,167 OH, WELL, ALL RIGHT. BUT WHAT THE HECK! 182 00:07:25,234 --> 00:07:27,033 OH, OKAY. YAY! YAY! 183 00:07:27,100 --> 00:07:28,033 I'LL HAVE THEM HOME BY DINNER. 184 00:07:28,100 --> 00:07:29,534 OR JULY. WHATEVER. 185 00:07:29,601 --> 00:07:32,567 [ LAUGHTER ] 186 00:07:32,634 --> 00:07:34,567 OH, WHERE DID CHERYL FIND YOU? 187 00:07:34,634 --> 00:07:36,367 OH, I DON'T KNOW. THE PERFECT STORE? 188 00:07:38,234 --> 00:07:40,067 OOH, THIS IS SO MUCH FUN. 189 00:07:40,133 --> 00:07:42,734 MARTIN LAWRENCE IN "MEDIEVAL TIMES" -- HOW CAN YOU LOSE? 190 00:07:42,801 --> 00:07:45,901 I HOPE HE'S SASSY IN THIS ONE. 191 00:07:45,968 --> 00:07:47,467 OH! 192 00:07:47,534 --> 00:07:48,901 HEY! 193 00:07:48,968 --> 00:07:49,934 WHAT? 194 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:52,067 THAT GUY JUST STEPPED ON YOUR FOOT. 195 00:07:52,133 --> 00:07:54,167 REALLY? 196 00:07:54,234 --> 00:07:55,667 YEAH. 197 00:07:55,734 --> 00:07:57,467 THAT'S GONNA HURT LATER. 198 00:07:59,100 --> 00:08:00,434 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 199 00:08:00,501 --> 00:08:01,901 I'M JUST GONNA CHECK IN WITH JIM REAL QUICK. 200 00:08:01,968 --> 00:08:04,934 CHERYL! BAD GIRLS DON'T CHECK IN WITH THEIR HUSBANDS. 201 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:07,334 AH. YEAH! 202 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:11,167 [ BABY CRYING ] 203 00:08:11,234 --> 00:08:13,968 OH, MAN! WHO BRINGS A BABY TO A MOVIE? 204 00:08:14,033 --> 00:08:15,634 RELAX. I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. 205 00:08:15,701 --> 00:08:17,234 AAH! 206 00:08:19,734 --> 00:08:22,434 OR YOU BETTER DO IT. 207 00:08:22,501 --> 00:08:25,434 EXCUSE ME, WOULD YOU PLEASE KEEP YOUR BABY QUIET? 208 00:08:25,501 --> 00:08:28,067 WHY DON'T YOU BE QUI-- 209 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:31,601 HI, CHERYL. 210 00:08:32,834 --> 00:08:35,033 HA! 211 00:08:41,033 --> 00:08:43,167 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? WHERE ARE THE GIRLS? 212 00:08:43,234 --> 00:08:46,033 THEY'RE AT A FRIEND'S HOUSE -- SARAH'S. 213 00:08:46,100 --> 00:08:47,667 Dana: CHERYL! 214 00:08:47,734 --> 00:08:50,234 MY HAIR IS STUCK TO THE FLOOR! 215 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:53,734 ALL RIGHT. 1...2... 216 00:08:53,801 --> 00:08:54,834 AAH! 217 00:08:59,834 --> 00:09:01,801 OH, HEY, JIM. 218 00:09:01,868 --> 00:09:05,667 HEY, DANA, YOU GOT A LITTLE SOMETHING RIGHT HERE. 219 00:09:05,734 --> 00:09:07,667 NO. UP, UP, UP, UP. 220 00:09:07,734 --> 00:09:09,000 YOU GOT IT. YOU GOT IT. 221 00:09:11,100 --> 00:09:12,767 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 222 00:09:12,834 --> 00:09:13,868 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE DOCTOR. 223 00:09:13,934 --> 00:09:16,701 IT GOT RESCHEDULED, SO WE CAME HERE. 224 00:09:16,767 --> 00:09:19,567 OH, YOU THOUGHT YOU GOT AWAY WITH IT, HUH? 225 00:09:19,634 --> 00:09:21,100 GOT AWAY WITH WHAT, JIM? 226 00:09:21,167 --> 00:09:23,868 I THINK I DESERVE A LITTLE FREE TIME EVERY FEW MONTHS. 227 00:09:23,934 --> 00:09:27,901 CHERYL, YOU HAVE 6 HOURS OF FREE TIME EVERY DAY. 228 00:09:27,968 --> 00:09:30,501 JUST BECAUSE YOU CHOOSE TO USE IT SLEEPING -- 229 00:09:30,567 --> 00:09:32,234 NOT MY FAULT. 230 00:09:32,300 --> 00:09:34,734 WAIT A MINUTE. 231 00:09:34,801 --> 00:09:36,934 THE GIRLS DON'T HAVE A FRIEND SARAH. 232 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:39,767 THERE'S A MOM SARAH WHO HAS A DAUGHTER JULIA. 233 00:09:39,834 --> 00:09:41,167 JULIA, YEAH. JULIA. 234 00:09:41,234 --> 00:09:42,667 OH, JIM. 235 00:09:42,734 --> 00:09:44,968 I DON'T LIKE THE GIRLS PLAYING WITH JULIA. 236 00:09:45,033 --> 00:09:46,767 SHE'S A SPITTER. 237 00:09:46,834 --> 00:09:50,200 AND SHE TALKS BACK TO HER MOM, THEN THE GIRLS DO IT TO ME. 238 00:09:50,267 --> 00:09:52,567 IT TAKES ME A WEEK TO BREAK THEM OF IT. 239 00:09:52,634 --> 00:09:54,033 HEY, CHERYL. HEY! 240 00:09:54,100 --> 00:09:56,133 I JUST RAN INTO DANA IN THE LOBBY. 241 00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:57,934 WHAT IS IT ABOUT MARTIN LAWRENCE 242 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,968 THAT BRINGS FAMILIES TOGETHER? 243 00:10:01,033 --> 00:10:04,000 "DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR?" 244 00:10:04,067 --> 00:10:05,734 WHAT? 245 00:10:05,801 --> 00:10:08,033 I'M ANSWERING THE TRIVIA QUESTION. 246 00:10:08,100 --> 00:10:11,801 JIM, LOOK, I'M SORRY, BUT YOU GOTTA GO GET THE GIRLS. 247 00:10:11,868 --> 00:10:14,033 I WON'T BE ABLE TO RELAX KNOWING THEY'RE AT JULIA'S. 248 00:10:14,100 --> 00:10:15,367 [ SIGHS ] 249 00:10:15,434 --> 00:10:18,734 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. BUT YOU OWE ME ONE. 250 00:10:18,801 --> 00:10:19,834 NO, I DON'T. 251 00:10:19,901 --> 00:10:21,334 WELL, SOMEBODY OWES ME ONE. 252 00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:23,567 ACTUALLY, YOU OWE ME $5 FOR THE POPCORN. 253 00:10:23,634 --> 00:10:25,901 BENICIO DEL TORO! 254 00:10:25,968 --> 00:10:28,601 I'M ON FIRE! 255 00:10:28,667 --> 00:10:31,634 ALL RIGHT, CHERYL. I'LL DO IT. 256 00:10:31,701 --> 00:10:34,033 JUST TELL ME WHERE SHE LIVES. 257 00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:36,767 OH, IT'S A LITTLE GRAY HOUSE ON THE CORNER OF PINE AND OAKHURST. 258 00:10:36,834 --> 00:10:39,601 THANK YOU, HONEY. 259 00:10:39,667 --> 00:10:41,567 "DEVIL IN MRS. JONES"! 260 00:10:44,167 --> 00:10:46,300 COME ON, ANDY. LET'S GO PICK UP THE GIRLS. 261 00:10:46,367 --> 00:10:50,267 WHAT ABOUT THE MOVIE? THE PREVIEWS ARE STARTING. 262 00:10:50,334 --> 00:10:53,567 IN A FUTURE WHERE WOMEN ARE FORBIDDEN TO WEAR CLOTHES 263 00:10:53,634 --> 00:10:55,267 AND BEER IS MONEY, 264 00:10:55,334 --> 00:10:56,767 ONE LONG CAR CHASE 265 00:10:56,834 --> 00:10:59,467 WILL CHANGE THE LIVES OF THREE SUPERMODELS 266 00:10:59,534 --> 00:11:01,367 AND ONE TOUGH COP. 267 00:11:04,901 --> 00:11:07,100 STEVEN SEAGAL IS BACK! 268 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:09,968 I AM SO THERE! 269 00:11:10,033 --> 00:11:11,067 JIM! 270 00:11:11,133 --> 00:11:12,300 OKAY, HONEY. 271 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:18,667 * SILLY SALLY * 272 00:11:18,734 --> 00:11:20,467 * WHAT AM I SINGING THIS SONG FOR? * 273 00:11:21,834 --> 00:11:23,801 GOOD POPCORN. 274 00:11:23,868 --> 00:11:25,801 AH, IT'S A LITTLE DRY. 275 00:11:25,868 --> 00:11:28,100 I'M THIRSTY. 276 00:11:28,167 --> 00:11:29,634 ME TOO. 277 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,300 CAN I HAVE SOME? 278 00:11:43,367 --> 00:11:45,434 YEAH, SURE. 279 00:11:45,501 --> 00:11:47,634 OH, I'M SORRY. 280 00:11:47,701 --> 00:11:49,501 COME ON! I'M SORRY. 281 00:11:49,567 --> 00:11:51,467 YOU WANNA DO IT? COME ON. 282 00:11:53,067 --> 00:11:54,801 I'M SO SORRY. YOU'RE A JERK. 283 00:11:54,868 --> 00:11:56,400 OH, I'M A JERK, AM I? 284 00:11:56,467 --> 00:11:59,300 HEY, COME ON! WHAT IS THAT? 285 00:11:59,367 --> 00:12:00,634 IN FRONT OF MY BABY LIKE THAT? A JERK? 286 00:12:00,701 --> 00:12:02,334 HI. HI. 287 00:12:03,834 --> 00:12:06,868 YOU'RE SARAH. I KNOW THAT. I'M JIM. 288 00:12:08,133 --> 00:12:09,667 AND THIS IS WATER. 289 00:12:09,734 --> 00:12:10,667 WE WERE A LITTLE THIRSTY. 290 00:12:10,734 --> 00:12:13,767 RUBY AND GRACIE ARE MY KIDS. 291 00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:16,634 I'M ANDY, THE UNCLE. WE'RE HERE TO PICK THEM UP. 292 00:12:16,701 --> 00:12:18,968 THEY'RE NOT HERE. 293 00:12:20,901 --> 00:12:23,267 WHERE ARE THEY? 294 00:12:23,334 --> 00:12:25,234 HOW SHOULD I KNOW? 295 00:12:28,234 --> 00:12:29,934 I'M GONNA CLOSE THE DOOR NOW. 296 00:12:31,534 --> 00:12:33,467 [ LAUGHS ] 297 00:12:35,067 --> 00:12:37,667 YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE YOUR KIDS ARE. 298 00:12:37,734 --> 00:12:39,667 [ LAUGHS ] 299 00:12:43,801 --> 00:12:46,133 JIM, MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST CALL UP CHERYL 300 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:48,200 AND TELL HER YOU LOST THE GIRLS. 301 00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:50,834 AFTER 26 HOURS OF LABOR AND TWO EPISIOTOMIES, 302 00:12:50,901 --> 00:12:52,634 I DON'T THINK SO. 303 00:12:52,701 --> 00:12:54,534 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO NOW, HUH? 304 00:12:54,601 --> 00:12:55,934 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 305 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:58,434 CHERYL'S GOTTA HAVE AN ADDRESS BOOK, RIGHT? 306 00:12:58,501 --> 00:12:59,434 LOOK IN THAT. 307 00:12:59,501 --> 00:13:02,501 NO, SHE ALWAYS CARRIES IT WITH HER. 308 00:13:02,567 --> 00:13:03,901 RUBY'S GOT AN ADDRESS BOOK. 309 00:13:03,968 --> 00:13:06,267 SHE'S ALWAYS WRITING IN IT. 310 00:13:06,334 --> 00:13:09,300 ALL WE NEED IS ONE LITTLE GIRL'S NAME, AND WE COULD FIND HER. 311 00:13:09,367 --> 00:13:12,167 LOOK AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. EVERYTHING'S A MESS. 312 00:13:12,234 --> 00:13:13,868 HELLO, HELLO, HELLO. 313 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:20,033 "MOMMY, DADDY, BARNEY... 314 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:21,834 ELMO..." 315 00:13:21,901 --> 00:13:24,067 OH, HERE WE GO. EMILY. 316 00:13:24,133 --> 00:13:25,467 GREAT! GREAT! GREAT! GREAT! 317 00:13:25,534 --> 00:13:26,534 GIVE ME THE NUMBER. 318 00:13:26,601 --> 00:13:30,000 555...0174. 319 00:13:30,067 --> 00:13:31,200 GREAT. 320 00:13:31,267 --> 00:13:33,033 386... 321 00:13:33,100 --> 00:13:36,534 5511W. 322 00:13:38,434 --> 00:13:40,234 THEN SHE DREW A KITTY. 323 00:13:42,133 --> 00:13:43,968 MY DAUGHTER'S AN IDIOT. 324 00:13:44,033 --> 00:13:45,467 JIM, THINK. THINK. 325 00:13:45,534 --> 00:13:47,334 CAN'T YOU REMEMBER ANYTHING THAT WOMAN SAID? 326 00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:50,234 ALL I REMEMBER IS, YAMMER, YAMMER, YAMMER, 327 00:13:50,300 --> 00:13:52,667 "I'LL TAKE THE KIDS." 328 00:13:52,734 --> 00:13:53,868 MAYBE WE SHOULD GO BACK TO THE PARK. 329 00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:55,968 LET'S GO TO THE PARK. MAYBE SOMEONE'S STILL THERE. 330 00:13:56,033 --> 00:13:57,567 [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] 331 00:13:57,634 --> 00:14:01,400 OH, OH, I HOPE IT'S...WHAT'S-HER-NAME. 332 00:14:01,467 --> 00:14:02,801 YELLO? 333 00:14:02,868 --> 00:14:05,133 HEY. HOW IS EVERYTHING? 334 00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:06,801 OKAY. 335 00:14:06,868 --> 00:14:08,734 CHERYL. 336 00:14:08,801 --> 00:14:11,901 EVERYTHING'S FINE, CHERYL. 337 00:14:11,968 --> 00:14:13,501 Is that Cheryl? 338 00:14:16,033 --> 00:14:18,734 HEY, I JUST WANTED TO FIND OUT IF THE GIRLS HAD A GOOD TIME. 339 00:14:18,801 --> 00:14:20,534 ARE YOU CHECKING UP ON ME? 340 00:14:20,601 --> 00:14:22,868 WELL, MAYBE A LITTLE. 341 00:14:22,934 --> 00:14:24,300 THE GIRLS ARE FINE. 342 00:14:24,367 --> 00:14:26,534 UH, THEY'RE -- THEY'RE PLAYING WITH UNCLE ANDY. 343 00:14:26,601 --> 00:14:30,167 [ GIGGLES ] PLEASE STOP COPYING ME. 344 00:14:30,234 --> 00:14:31,534 [ IMITATES GIRLS ] PLEASE STOP COPYING ME. 345 00:14:31,601 --> 00:14:32,534 I MEAN IT. I MEAN IT. 346 00:14:32,601 --> 00:14:33,701 I'M TELLING YOU. I'M TELLING YOU! 347 00:14:33,767 --> 00:14:34,767 I'M GONNA GET YOU! 348 00:14:34,834 --> 00:14:36,067 HA HA HA HA! 349 00:14:36,133 --> 00:14:38,200 SO FUN. 350 00:14:38,267 --> 00:14:39,434 [ LAUGHS ] WHAT? WHAT? 351 00:14:40,801 --> 00:14:43,767 HE JUST SAID, "THE KING'S DAUGHTER'S A FREAK." 352 00:14:43,834 --> 00:14:46,634 BLACK KNIGHT IS SO BUSTED! 353 00:14:46,701 --> 00:14:48,734 I GOTTA GO. 354 00:14:48,801 --> 00:14:50,767 I'M GONNA TICKLE YOU. I'M GONNA TICKLE YOU. 355 00:14:50,834 --> 00:14:52,701 [ Laughing ] YOU'RE TICKLING ME! 356 00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:56,367 [ LAUGHING ] 357 00:14:56,434 --> 00:14:58,667 YOU'RE SO MUCH COOLER THAN AUNT DANA. 358 00:14:58,734 --> 00:15:01,601 YOU'RE COOLER THAN HARRY POTTER. 359 00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:03,834 WE LOVE YOU! 360 00:15:03,901 --> 00:15:05,200 ARE YOU DONE? 361 00:15:05,267 --> 00:15:06,400 YEAH. 362 00:15:06,467 --> 00:15:10,501 ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE DONE? 363 00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:27,501 HEY, JIM. I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING. WHAT? 364 00:15:27,567 --> 00:15:30,033 WHAT IF WHILE WE'RE HERE THAT WOMAN'S DROPPING THE KIDS OFF AT THE HOUSE? 365 00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:31,467 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. I LEFT A NOTE -- 366 00:15:31,534 --> 00:15:33,868 "NO ONE HOME. LEAVE KIDS IN THE BACKYARD." 367 00:15:35,534 --> 00:15:36,767 NOW, THERE. 368 00:15:36,834 --> 00:15:38,734 SHE LOOKS FAMILIAR. 369 00:15:38,801 --> 00:15:40,701 SHE'S SHORT. 370 00:15:40,767 --> 00:15:42,367 HI. 371 00:15:42,434 --> 00:15:46,767 WELL, AREN'T YOU A PRETTY LITTLE GIRL? 372 00:15:46,834 --> 00:15:48,167 CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? 373 00:15:50,767 --> 00:15:53,367 I DON'T THINK SHE'S GONNA TALK. 374 00:15:53,434 --> 00:15:54,834 OH. 375 00:15:54,901 --> 00:15:58,334 I BET SHE WOULD FOR SOME...CANDY? 376 00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:04,167 AAAAH! 377 00:16:05,467 --> 00:16:06,400 WE SHOULD RUN. 378 00:16:09,267 --> 00:16:10,467 WHAT TIME IS IT? 379 00:16:10,534 --> 00:16:11,601 IT'S 5:32. 380 00:16:11,667 --> 00:16:13,767 DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR CHILDREN ARE? 381 00:16:15,467 --> 00:16:17,067 ANDY, THAT IS NOT FUNNY! 382 00:16:17,133 --> 00:16:19,467 YEAH, I KNOW. I KNOW. 383 00:16:19,534 --> 00:16:21,501 I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT WOMAN 384 00:16:21,567 --> 00:16:23,234 HASN'T BROUGHT THOSE KIDS HOME. 385 00:16:23,300 --> 00:16:26,267 SHE'S SO IRRESPONSIBLE! 386 00:16:26,334 --> 00:16:27,901 [CAR DOOR OPENS] 387 00:16:27,968 --> 00:16:29,868 OH, I HOPE THAT'S THE KIDS. 388 00:16:29,934 --> 00:16:31,334 NOPE! NOPE! THAT'S CHERYL. 389 00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:34,000 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. JUST REMEMBER THE PLAN. 390 00:16:34,067 --> 00:16:35,100 WE DIDN'T HAVE A PLAN. 391 00:16:35,167 --> 00:16:37,634 RIGHT. ACT CASUAL. 392 00:16:42,801 --> 00:16:44,067 HEY. 393 00:16:46,267 --> 00:16:47,667 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING? 394 00:16:51,434 --> 00:16:55,367 JUST, YOU KNOW, CASUALLY READING. 395 00:16:55,434 --> 00:16:56,834 WELL, HE'S READING. 396 00:16:58,033 --> 00:16:59,534 HE'S READING TO ME. 397 00:16:59,601 --> 00:17:02,067 I THINK THAT'S GOOD FOR TODAY. 398 00:17:02,133 --> 00:17:04,334 YEAH, WE CAN PICK UP TOMORROW, HUH? 399 00:17:06,300 --> 00:17:08,100 SO, CHERYL, HOW WAS YOUR DAY OFF? 400 00:17:08,167 --> 00:17:09,801 OH, HONEY, IT WAS GREAT. 401 00:17:09,868 --> 00:17:12,601 THANK YOU SO MUCH. THAT WAS JUST THE BEST GIFT. 402 00:17:12,667 --> 00:17:13,968 YOU'RE WELCOME. 403 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:17,100 HEY, THE FEELING IN MY FOOT'S COMING BACK. OW! 404 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:19,634 Cheryl: GIRLS, I'M HOME! 405 00:17:19,701 --> 00:17:21,267 NO! CHERYL! 406 00:17:21,334 --> 00:17:23,300 THE GIRLS ARE BEING PUNISHED. 407 00:17:23,367 --> 00:17:26,100 YOU WERE SO RIGHT ABOUT THAT JULIA. 408 00:17:26,167 --> 00:17:27,501 SHE IS A BAD ONE. 409 00:17:27,567 --> 00:17:31,000 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE GIRLS CALLED ME WHEN THEY CAME HOME? 410 00:17:32,434 --> 00:17:34,868 FATTY...POOPY PANTS. 411 00:17:34,934 --> 00:17:36,868 OH, HONEY. 412 00:17:36,934 --> 00:17:38,434 THEN THEY BROKE THE LAMP. 413 00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:41,501 YOU SEE? 414 00:17:41,567 --> 00:17:43,634 THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS AFRAID OF. 415 00:17:43,701 --> 00:17:45,067 I'M GONNA GO TALK TO THEM RIGHT NOW. 416 00:17:45,133 --> 00:17:46,400 OKAY, YOU GO ON UP THERE, 417 00:17:46,467 --> 00:17:48,601 BUT YOU'RE JUST GONNA UNDERMINE ALL MY GOOD WORK. 418 00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:51,067 AND I AM NOT GONNA TAKE RESPONSIBILITY 419 00:17:51,133 --> 00:17:52,868 WHEN THEY GROW UP AND BECOME STRIPPERS. 420 00:17:55,300 --> 00:17:57,033 HEY, I GOT A BETTER IDEA. 421 00:17:57,100 --> 00:17:59,667 WHY DON'T YOU TWO GIRLS CONTINUE YOUR RELAXING DAY 422 00:17:59,734 --> 00:18:01,634 AT A NICE DINNER? 423 00:18:01,701 --> 00:18:03,734 I'M BUYING. WOW. 424 00:18:03,801 --> 00:18:05,300 WHAT? YOU'RE PAYING FOR MY DINNER? 425 00:18:05,367 --> 00:18:08,100 YEAH. I LOVE YOU. 426 00:18:08,167 --> 00:18:09,400 OHH! 427 00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:11,901 OH, MY GOD! 428 00:18:11,968 --> 00:18:14,834 WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? 429 00:18:14,901 --> 00:18:17,400 WHERE ARE MY KIDS? 430 00:18:17,467 --> 00:18:20,567 CHERYL, I RESENT THAT. 431 00:18:20,634 --> 00:18:24,000 THEY'RE NOT JUST YOUR KIDS. THEY'RE MY KIDS, TOO. 432 00:18:24,067 --> 00:18:26,534 AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY ARE. 433 00:18:27,834 --> 00:18:30,534 WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? HAVE YOU LOST MY KIDS? 434 00:18:30,601 --> 00:18:32,467 NO, OF COURSE NOT. 435 00:18:32,534 --> 00:18:35,367 THEY ARE BEING CARED FOR BY A RESPONSIBLE ADULT, 436 00:18:35,434 --> 00:18:37,467 A FRIEND OF YOURS. 437 00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:39,801 I JUST DON'T KNOW HER NAME OR WHERE SHE LIVES. 438 00:18:39,868 --> 00:18:43,567 BUT WHAT WE'VE BEEN ABLE TO DETERMINE IS SHE'S NOT ASIAN. 439 00:18:43,634 --> 00:18:44,968 RIGHT. 440 00:18:45,033 --> 00:18:46,300 WELL -- AUGH! 441 00:18:46,367 --> 00:18:49,100 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY ARE. 442 00:18:49,167 --> 00:18:50,434 IF THEY WERE A BOX OF SNACK CAKES, 443 00:18:50,501 --> 00:18:53,300 HE'D KNOW EXACTLY WHERE THEY WERE. 444 00:18:53,367 --> 00:18:54,434 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 445 00:18:54,501 --> 00:18:56,868 I'M GONNA CALL AND CALL UNTIL I FIND THEM. 446 00:18:56,934 --> 00:18:58,534 MOMMY! MOMMY! 447 00:18:58,601 --> 00:19:00,000 CHERYL, GOOD WORK. 448 00:19:01,300 --> 00:19:03,234 OH, HELLO. I'M SO GLAD TO SEE YOU. 449 00:19:03,300 --> 00:19:04,534 OH, SANDY... 450 00:19:04,601 --> 00:19:06,200 THANK YOU. 451 00:19:06,267 --> 00:19:10,200 I HOPE THE GIRLS HAD FUN PLAYING WITH HANNAH. 452 00:19:11,801 --> 00:19:14,734 SANDY AND HANNAH! 453 00:19:15,801 --> 00:19:17,133 DOESN'T RING A BELL. 454 00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:18,367 NOPE. 455 00:19:18,434 --> 00:19:20,634 COME HERE, MY GIRLS. 456 00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:22,667 [ SMOOCHES ] THANKS, DADDY. 457 00:19:22,734 --> 00:19:24,601 WE HAD THE BESTEST TIME EVER. 458 00:19:24,667 --> 00:19:26,601 WE HAVE FUN, DON'T WE? 459 00:19:26,667 --> 00:19:28,601 GIRLS, WHY DON'T YOU RUN UP AND WASH UP FOR DINNER? 460 00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:29,901 OH, COME ON, I'LL TAKE YOU. 461 00:19:29,968 --> 00:19:31,634 ALL RIGHT, SO, JIM, THEY'RE GONNA BE WITH ME, 462 00:19:31,701 --> 00:19:34,834 YOUR SISTER-IN-LAW... DANA. 463 00:19:35,901 --> 00:19:38,934 UPSTAIRS. 464 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:39,968 OH, GRACIE'S JACKET'S IN THE CAR. I'LL GET IT. 465 00:19:40,033 --> 00:19:45,200 OH, THANK YOU. THANKS SO MUCH, SANDY. 466 00:19:47,534 --> 00:19:48,968 WHAT? 467 00:19:49,033 --> 00:19:49,968 WHAT? 468 00:19:50,033 --> 00:19:52,968 WELL, DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT. 469 00:19:53,033 --> 00:19:54,501 COME ON. DON'T BE UPSET WITH ME. 470 00:19:54,567 --> 00:19:57,400 I HAD A VERY ROUGH DAY. 471 00:19:57,467 --> 00:19:59,300 YOU KNOW THAT "SILLY SALLY" SONG? 472 00:19:59,367 --> 00:20:01,167 12 VERSES I HAD TO SING. 473 00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:02,634 OKAY! 474 00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:05,801 SO -- SO, THE ONE DAY I TAKE OFF IN 6 MONTHS, 475 00:20:05,868 --> 00:20:08,634 AND YOU LOSE THE GIRLS? 476 00:20:08,701 --> 00:20:10,334 IF YOU SAY IT LIKE THAT, 477 00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:11,868 OF COURSE IT'S GONNA SOUND BAD. 478 00:20:11,934 --> 00:20:13,968 JIM! WHAT? 479 00:20:14,033 --> 00:20:15,834 HONEY, YOU KNOW ME. I DO. 480 00:20:15,901 --> 00:20:18,167 YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO TAKE TIME OFF. 481 00:20:18,234 --> 00:20:20,100 I SUPPOSE THAT NOW I CAN JUST 482 00:20:20,167 --> 00:20:21,534 NEVER LEAVE THE KIDS WITH YOU AGAIN. 483 00:20:21,601 --> 00:20:22,701 IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? 484 00:20:22,767 --> 00:20:25,434 WELL, CHERYL, THAT'D BE YOUR CALL. 485 00:20:25,501 --> 00:20:27,434 NO. NO, JIM. 486 00:20:27,501 --> 00:20:29,968 YOU ARE NOT GETTING OFF THAT EASY. NO, NO, NO. 487 00:20:30,033 --> 00:20:32,033 I AM GOING TO GO TO A MOVIE AGAIN. 488 00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:33,868 AND YOU ARE GONNA TAKE CARE OF THE KIDS AGAIN. 489 00:20:33,934 --> 00:20:36,334 AND IF YOU HAVE TO LOSE THEM 5 OR 6 MORE TIMES 490 00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:38,534 TO GET IT RIGHT, SO BE IT. 491 00:20:40,067 --> 00:20:42,701 I CAN DO THAT. 492 00:20:42,767 --> 00:20:44,400 HERE YOU GO. 493 00:20:44,467 --> 00:20:47,234 OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 494 00:20:47,300 --> 00:20:48,434 HEY, DO YOU WANT A CUP OF COFFEE? 495 00:20:48,501 --> 00:20:49,634 OH, I'D LOVE ONE. OH, GREAT. 496 00:20:49,701 --> 00:20:51,734 OH! DID YOU HEAR WHAT HAPPENED AT THE PARK TODAY? 497 00:20:51,801 --> 00:20:55,000 TWO STRANGE MEN WERE OFFERING CANDY TO A LITTLE GIRL. 498 00:20:55,067 --> 00:20:56,334 NO! 499 00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:58,467 YES, YES. BUT DON'T WORRY BECAUSE THE PARENTS GOT 500 00:20:58,534 --> 00:21:00,567 A PRETTY GOOD DESCRIPTION OF THE VEHICLE. 501 00:21:13,067 --> 00:21:14,834 I SHOULD PROBABLY SELL MY CAR. 502 00:21:14,901 --> 00:21:16,100 YEP. 503 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:20,084 Best watched using Open Subtitles MKV Player 504 00:21:20,134 --> 00:21:24,684 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33806

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