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Cheryl: JIM?
HUH? WHAT?
WOULD YOU PLEASE WATCH THE GIRLS
WHILE I MAKE DINNER?
HONEY, I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING RIGHT NOW.
YOU KNOW, I CAN SEE YOU.
HI.
SEND THEM OUT.
HI, BABY.
PLAY A GAME WITH US, DADDY.
WE WANT TO PLAY A GAME.
OKAY.
OH, HOW ABOUT...
LET'S PLAY "FIND THE QUARTER."
YAY! YAY!
NOW, REMEMBER, WHOEVER FINDS THE QUARTER GETS A PENNY.
HAH!
OH, BABY.
WHAT'S THAT?
WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS?
A MONSTER?
IT'S A HORSE.
IT LOOKS LIKE A MONSTER.
OH, IS IT THE ONE THAT LIVES UNDER YOUR BED?
Jim: HEY, HOW'S IT GOING WITH UNCLE ANDY?
UNCLE ANDY TOLD ME--
YEAH, WE'RE HAVING A GREAT TIME.
HEY, EVERYONE.
Together: HI, AUNT DANA.
WHAT'S IN THE BAGS?
RECEIPTS.
CAN YOU DO MY TAXES? NOW?
YEAH, MY EXTENSION RUNS OUT TOMORROW.
PLEASE! I'LL GO TO JAIL.
WELL, BUNK WITH A BIG WOMAN, AND YOU'LL BE FINE.
COME ON, ANDY, I DO LOTS OF STUFF FOR YOU.
LIKE WHAT?
I FIXED YOU UP WITH MY ASSISTANT.
MRS. ANDERSON? SHE WAS 62.
SHE WAS MISS ILLINOIS.
WAS IT EVEN A STATE THEN?
COME ON, ANDY, JUST DO THIS FOR ME.
I'LL TAKE CARE OF THE GIRLS.
NAME YOUR PRICE.
HEY, ANDY, WHY DON'T YOU HAVE HER DO THAT LAUNDRY YOU BROUGHT OVER?
ALL RIGHT, BUT I'M NOT DOING THE UNDERWEAR.
IT'S ALL UNDERWEAR.
FORGET IT.
HEY, GIRLS,
CAN YOU DRAW A PICTURE OF AUNTIE DANA IN JAIL?
CAN SHE HAVE A BIRD WITH HER?
SURE, SHE'LL PROBABLY JUST SELL IT FOR CIGARETTES, ANYWAY.
ALL RIGHT, FINE, ANDY. YOU WIN.
NOT REALLY.
HEY!
WOW! LOOK AT WHAT I MARRIED.
AW. WHOO!
WOW, YOU HAVEN'T WORN THAT DRESS SINCE...
WELL, THE NIGHT WE MADE KYLE.
YEAH, I SEWED THE STRAPS BACK ON.
AND HOW DO I LOOK?
I LAID IT OUT FOR YOU, JIM.
RIGHT.
OKAY, LET'S GO.
ALL RIGHT. OKAY, GIRLS, BE GOOD.
I WANT THEM IN BED BY 9:00.
THEY CAN WATCH TV FOR AN HOUR.
THANK YOU, ANDY.
OH, AND I MADE MAC AND CHEESE FOR DINNER.
HOW COME YOU ALWAYS HAVE MAC AND CHEESE
WHEN WE'RE GOING OUT?
HEY, LOOK, THERE'S THE RESTAURANT.
OH, AND THERE'S A SPOT.
OH, I-I'M SORRY. IT'S HANDICAPPED.
WELL...YOU DO HAVE A BROKEN WRIST.
JIM. ALL RIGHT.
OH, LOOK, THERE SOMEONE'S PULLING OUT.
MINE!
OH!
HEY! HEY!
HEY, HE JUST TOOK MY SPOT!
HEY, YOU IDIOT, YOU JUST TOOK MY SPOT!
IT'S NOT YOUR SPOT.
HE DIDN'T KNOW WHERE YOU WERE GOING.
I CLEARLY INDICATED! HE KNEW I WAS GOING FOR IT!
HE TOOK MY DAMN SPOT!
JIM, THE WINDOWS ARE UP. HE CAN'T HEAR YOU.
SO YOU'RE BASICALLY JUST YELLING AT ME.
[ SCOFFS ]
DON'T GET OUT OF THE CAR.
HONEY, I'M JUST GONNA GO THERE
AND TELL HIM WHAT HE DID WAS WRONG.
JIM, PLEASE, I DON'T WANT A REPEAT OF MOTHER'S DAY.
HONEY, THIS IS TOTALLY DIFFERENT.
THIS IS A GUY.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
THERE'S A LOT RIGHT NEXT TO THE RESTAURANT. SEE?
NO! NO, IF WE PARK THERE, HE WINS!
WINS WHAT?!
HE WINS!
THIS ISN'T A CONTEST, HONEY.
LOOK, I JUST REALLY WANT TO HAVE A DINNER AND GO TO A MOVIE.
DO NOT RUIN THIS FOR ME, OKAY?
OKAY.
OKAY.
I GET IT. OKAY.
GET THAT FINGER BACK IN THE CAR.
SO... WHAT'S MY REFUND?
I DON'T KNOW. I CAN'T MAKE ANY SENSE OF THESE RECEIPTS.
I MEAN, WHO LIVES LIKE THIS?
YOU KNOW, MY LAST ACCOUNTANT WASN'T THIS JUDGMENTAL.
MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE YOUR LAST ACCOUNTANT WAS AN ACCOUNTANT.
FINE, I'LL SORT THROUGH THE REST OF THE RECEIPTS,
BUT I AM NOT DOING ANY MORE OF YOUR UNDERWEAR.
"HOME OF THE WHOPPER," ANDY?
THEY WERE A GIFT.
CHERYL...YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL TONIGHT.
AW, THANK YOU, SWEETIE.
YOU ARE JUST SO GORGEOUS.
THANK YOU. ISN'T THIS EXCITING?
I JUST -- I LOVE THIS PLACE.
OH, I AM GONNA EAT SO MUCH!
[ CHUCKLES ]
WELL, HONEY, YOU KNOCK YOURSELF OUT.
OH, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, JIM, NOT THE COUPON BOOK.
EXCUSE ME, PAL.
THIS COUPON FOR A FREE APPETIZER
IS ONLY GOOD TILL 7:00,
AND IT'S, LIKE, 2 MINUTES OF 7:00 RIGHT NOW.
SO JUST THAT YOU KNOW THAT I'M IN MY CHAIR, OKAY?
ALL RIGHT? YOU'RE MY WITNESS.
HONEY, WOULD YOU PLEASE PUT THAT AWAY?
IT'S EMBARRASSING.
OKAY, JUST TRYING TO SAVE A LITTLE MONEY, THAT'S ALL.
IF YOU DIDN'T GO TO THE BEAUTY PARLOR SO MUCH...
BEAUTY PARLOR? WHO AM I, AUNT BEE?
LOOK. LOOK...LOOK.
THAT'S THE GUY WHO STOLE MY PARKING SPACE.
WHAT A JERK. OH, JIM...
COME ON, HE TOOK MY SPOT.
STOP IT.
WE HAVEN'T BEEN OUT ANYWHERE ALONE TOGETHER
IN I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG.
HONEY, CAN WE JUST ENJOY IT?
YEAH. OKAY.
YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT, BABY.
YOU'RE RIGHT. THIS IS OUR NIGHT TONIGHT.
I KNOW.
OKAY, THEN LET'S TALK.
OKAY.
HEY, WHAT'S THAT MOVIE ABOUT WE'RE GONNA SEE?
OH, IT'S ENGLISH.
THEY DON'T WRITE WITH FEATHERS, DO THEY?
YOU KNOW I HATE THAT.
NO, IT'S ABOUT WORLD WAR II.
KEEP TALKING.
OKAY, IT'S ABOUT THE BLOSSOMING FRIENDSHIP
BETWEEN TWO WOMEN IN THE ENGLISH COUNTRYSIDE.
OH.
JEEZ, I HOPE THEY'RE TWO LESBIANS DRIVING A TANK.
[ LAUGHS ]
LOOK AT HIM.
LOOK AT HIM OVER THERE, ALL HIGH AND MIGHTY.
[ SIGHS ]
LOOK AT ME, YOUR LOVELY WIFE, SITTING ACROSS FROM YOU.
HONEY, HE IS SITTING AT THE TABLE NEXT TO THE FIREPLACE,
THE BEST TABLE IN THE PLACE,
AND HE KNOWS IT'S JUST TICKING ME OFF.
IT'S NOT ABOUT WHERE WE SIT. IT'S ABOUT WHO YOU'RE WITH.
[ SNAP]
YES. RIGHT.
AND I'M WITH YOU. THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU'RE SO PRETTY. AW.
COME HERE AND GIVE ME A LITTLE KISS.
LOOK WHAT HE JUST DID! LOOK WHAT HE JUST DID!
HE JUST TOOK A FORK OFF THE OTHER TABLE.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS GUY!
I MEAN, THIS IS, LIKE, HIS THING--
TAKING OTHER PEOPLE'S STUFF!
THAT'S PROBABLY EVEN-- NOT EVEN HIS HAIRPIECE!
ALL RIGHT, SWITCH PLACES WITH ME.
HONEY, I'M TRYING TO HAVE A NICE DINNER,
BUT THIS GUY--
LOOK, LOOK AT HIM LOOK AT ME!
LET IT GO.
ALL RIGHT, I'LL LET IT GO.
OKAY, GOOD.
ARE YOU FOLKS READY TO ORDER?
YES, YES, WE ARE. UM...
I'D LIKE TO START WITH THE ARUGULA SALAD,
AND I WOULD LIKE THE ROSEMARY CHICKEN
WITH POMMES FRITES.
AND I THINK I'LL START WITH...
THE RACK OF LAMB--
I'M SORRY, SIR. WE JUST RAN OUT.
LET ME GUESS.
DID THAT GUY OVER THERE GET IT?
YES, SIR. WHY?
BECAUSE HE ORDERED BEFORE YOU, AND WE DON'T HAVE ANY MORE.
OOH, YOU GOT ALL THE ANSWERS, DON'T YOU?
COME ON.
YOU REALIZE THIS IS FALSE ADVERTISING?
YOU ARE GONNA GET A LETTER FROM MY LAWYER.
COME ON, SIR, YOU DON'T HAVE A LAWYER.
YEAH, BUT I CAN BENCH-PRESS 300 POUNDS.
NO, YOU CAN'T, SIR.
ALL RIGHTY, THEN.
CHERYL?
CHERYL?
BOY, WE DON'T GET THIS KIND OF LIP
AT THE SIZZLER.
DANA, WHERE'S MY BEER? I WANT MY BEER!
Dana: IT'S COMING!
GOD, THIS IS JUST LIKE TAKING CARE OF GRANDMA
RIGHT BEFORE SHE DIED.
THAT REMINDS ME-- WIPE MY CHIN.
[ GROANS ]
I'M BORED.
TOO BAD.
CAN I GO?
NO, YOU'RE GONNA SIT HERE AND WATCH ME DO YOUR TAXES.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA MAKE ANY PHONE CALLS.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA FILE YOUR NAILS.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA MAKE THAT FACE
WHEN YOU THINK I'M NOT LOOKING.
HEY.
HEY. HEY.
UH...C-CHERYL HERE?
SHE CAME BACK A COUPLE HOURS AGO.
SHE'S UPSTAIRS.
SHE, UH, SEEM MAD?
NO, SHE DANCED AROUND IN HER WEDDING DRESS,
KISSING YOUR PICTURE.
ALL RIGHT, I GUESS I SHOULD GO UP THERE AND TALK TO HER.
KIDS ASLEEP?
YEP.
ANY MAC AND CHEESE LEFT?
GONE.
YOU NEED ANY HELP?
JIM, YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO GO UP AND FACE THE MUSIC.
UH, ANDY, YOUR UNDERWEAR DONE YET?
HEY.
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
YOU KNOW, CHERYL,
I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU FOR TWO HOURS.
SO I STILL HAVEN'T EATEN.
YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD'VE STUCK AROUND.
EVERYTHING WORKED OUT JUST FINE.
I MEAN, THAT GUY WHO STOLE MY PARKING SPACE
CAME OUT, AND I CONFRONTED HIM.
OH, DARN, I ALWAYS LEAVE TOO EARLY.
IT ACTUALLY WORKED OUT GREAT.
HE TURNED OUT TO BE A REALLY NICE GUY.
YOU KNOW, JIM, THIS NIGHT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT US.
YOU MADE IT ALL ABOUT YOU.
HONEY, I DIDN'T START IT.
I KNOW, HONEY. YOU NEVER START IT.
[ GOOFILY ] "HEY, BUDDY, THAT'S MY PARKING SPOT."
"HEY, BUDDY, I THOUGHT THIS WAS AN OPEN BAR."
I DON'T TALK LIKE THAT.
OH, YES, YOU DO!
"HEY, BUDDY, READ THE SIGN-- 10 ITEMS OR LESS."
CHERYL, THAT GUY PICKED UP TWO ROLLS OF MINTS AND A MAGAZINE.
HE DID HALF HIS SHOPPING IN THE CHECKOUT LINE.
AND THEN HE PULLED OUT ONE OF THOSE LITTLE SQUEEZE PURSES FOR COINS
AND THEN HE SQUEEZED IT AND HE STARTED TO GET HIS LITTLE PENNIES OUT!
AND I'M WAITING THERE FOREVER!
LOOK AT ME!
YES?
I NEEDED THIS NIGHT... YES.
REALLY BADLY. I KNOW.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT I DO ALL DAY?
JUST TODAY--
MOMMY & ME WITH KYLE, WHO HAS DIARRHEA.
THEN, I SANG "ITSY-BITSY SPIDER" TO GRACIE
17 TIMES-- WITH HAND GESTURES.
THEN, I CARPOOLED RUBY'S SOCCER TEAM,
WHO ALL LEARNED A NEW WORD TODAY...
FROM ME.
OKAY, I GET IT. WE HAVE WAY TOO MANY KIDS.
[ CHERYL SCOFFS ]
YOU ARE WITH ADULTS ALL DAY!
YES. THAT'S TRUE.
HONEY, ALL I WANTED WAS ONE NIGHT
WHEN I GOT TO GO OUT AND BE A GROWN-UP WITH ANOTHER GROWN-UP!
I KNOW, I KNOW.
AND YOU LET A PARKING SPACE RUIN IT!
YOU JUST--YOU CAN'T LET ANYTHING GO!
IT'S HARD FOR ME, HONEY. IT'S--
HONEY, I FEEL BAD ABOUT IT. I REALLY DO.
THAT'S WHY I WENT LOOKING FOR YOU
AT THE MOVIE THEATER.
I MEAN, I EVEN STAYED AND WATCHED THE MOVIE.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT, CHERYL? IT WAS GOOD!
YOU WATCHED THE MOVIE WITHOUT ME?!
YOU'RE NOT HEARING ME, CHERYL.
I ACTUALLY LIKED YOUR CHICK FLICK.
CHERYL--
OKAY.
HEY! HOW'S IT GOING WITH ANDY?
OH, NOW HE WANTS CINNAMON FOR HIS COFFEE.
YOU KNOW, I'M SERIOUSLY JUST CONSIDERING DOING THE JAIL TIME.
YOU DO LOOK GOOD IN DENIM.
I'VE BEEN RUNNING.
YOU LOOK PRETTY, MOMMY.
I WANT TO MARRY YOU.
YOU KNOW, I JUST MAY TAKE YOU UP ON THAT.
DADDY! HI, DADDY!
WELL, HELLO, MY BEAUTIES.
WOW! YOU LOOK GREAT!
IT'S TONIGHT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO DO THAT THING AT THE SCHOOL?
THAT WAS LAST WEEK.
OH, GOOD. WHEW.
MOMMY'S GOING OUT.
SHE IS? WHERE?
TO THE RESTAURANT.
I'M GOING TO HAVE DINNER
WITH SOMEONE WHO CAN BEHAVE THEMSELVES -- ME.
I'M GOING ALONE.
CHERYL... YEAH?
NOW, I THOUGHT WE TALKED ABOUT THIS AT BREAKFAST.
I THOUGHT EVERYTHING WAS FINE.
IT IS. EVERYTHING'S FINE.
I'M JUST GONNA GO AND HAVE THE NICE DINNER
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE LAST NIGHT.
OH. YEAH. OKAY.
SO THIS IS ONE OFTHOSELESSONS OF YOURS?
NO, IT'S NOT.
IT'S NOT, HUH? NO.
OKAY. OKAY.
WELL, HAVE A NICE DINNER. THANK YOU.
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. WHAT?
I'LL EVEN BUY YOU A DRINK.
AWW. HERE YOU GO.
THANK YOU, HONEY.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
AND WOULD YOU CLEAN UP IN HERE
AND GIVE THE GIRLS A BATH?
SURE. THANK YOU.
GOOD NIGHT.
HAVE FUN WITH DADDY.
HAVE A GOOD TIME.
YOUR TAG IS SHOWING, BUT HAVE A NICE TIME.
I'M DONE, DADDY.
ME, TOO.
OKAY, GIRLS, WHY DON'T YOU CLEAN UP THE TABLE
AND GET READY FOR YOUR BATH?
SO, CHERYL LEFT, HUH?
YEAH.
WELL, ANDY AND I ARE JUST GONNA FINISH UP IN THE DINING ROOM.
ALL RIGHT, BUT I'M WARNING YOU--
IN 5 MINUTES, I'M STRIPPING DOWN TO MY BOXERS.
LOOK AT ALL THESE RECEIPTS.
YOU'RE THROWING AWAY ALL YOUR MONEY--
CLOTHES, MAKEUP, TAXIS, FRAPPUCCINOS.
YOU NEED TO SAVE FOR A RAINY DAY LIKE I DO.
WHY? SO I CAN GO HOME, FIRE UP A BOX OF HOT POCKETS,
TURN ON THE SCI-FI CHANNEL,
AND WATCH A ROBOT AND AN ALIEN ADOPT A BABY?
YES, AND I'M MISSING THAT TONIGHT.
LOOK, I'M PRUDENT WITH MY MONEY.
I EARN IT, I PUT IT IN THE BANK, AND I SAVE IT.
COME ON, ANDY. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
YOU SPENT MONEY ON YOURSELF, HUH?
THAT YOU WENT OUT AND HAD FUN
AND WENT A LITTLE NUTS?
WELL, LAST WEEK,
I TOLD JIM I HAD A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT,
BUT WHAT I REALLY DID WAS GO AND GET MY TEETH CLEANED.
WOW, LISTEN TO ME.
ANDY, STOP DOING WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO.
STOP PUTTING OFF LIFE. JUST SAY, "SCREW IT!"
JUST DO WHAT YOU REALLY WANT TO DO.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT I WANT TO DO.
WHAT ABOUT MY TAXES?
SCREW IT!
HEY, JIM, DID YOU TAKE YOUR KIDS AS DEDUCTIONS LAST YEAR?
'CAUSE IF NOT, I COULD SURE USE THEM.
WHERE'D ANDY GO?
UHH, HE LEFT ME WITH THE TAXES.
YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M JUST GONNA SEND IT IN LIKE THIS.
THEY'LL APPRECIATE THE EFFORT.
OKAY, I'M GONNA GO.
W-W-W-WAIT, DANA.
DANA, DANA, DANA, DON'T GO.
WHAT?
WELL, I MEAN, YOU KNOW, IT'S--
HANG AROUND A LITTLE BIT,
AND THOUGHT MAYBE WE COULD TALK.
I MEAN, WE DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE.
WE'VE NEVER DONE THAT.
THAT'S NOT TRUE. WE TALKED AT THE WEDDING.
OH, YEAH. I SAID, "IF YOU HURT MY SISTER, I'LL KILL YOU,"
AND YOU SAID, "BITE ME."
THAT'S NOT REALLY A CONVERSATION.
DANA, DANA, DANA!
COME ON.
HANG OUT A LITTLE BIT.
STAY. PLEASE?
AT LEAST CLOSE YOUR LEGS.
THIS IS NICE, HUH?
THIS THING WITH CHERYL'S REALLY BOTHERING YOU,
ISN'T IT?
[ INHALES, EXHALES ]
MAYBE.
BUT SHE SHOULD KNOW ME BY NOW.
WHEN PEOPLE ARE JERKS, I HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING.
SHE SHOULD ACCEPT THAT. THAT'S JUST WHO I AM.
JIM--AND I'M SAYING THIS AS FAMILY NOW--
WHO YOU ARE...
IS UNACCEPTABLE.
DANA, I'M JUST NOT GONNA APOLOGIZE FOR EXPECTING
A LITTLE JUSTICE IN THE WORLD, THAT'S ALL.
I HAVE TOO MUCH INTEGRITY. I'M NOT GONNA LET THAT GO.
YEAH, BUT I THINK YOU'D LET IT GO
IF YOU WERE RUNNING LATE FOR A KICKOFF OR A POKER GAME.
YEAH, OR ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT SHRIMP.
RIGHT? SEE?
SO WHY CAN'T YOU LET IT GO FOR ONE NIGHT FOR YOUR OWN WIFE?
SHE DOES IT FOR YOU ALL THE TIME.
SHE GOES TO YOUR STUFF.
SHE LOVES MY STUFF!
SHE'S A GOOD SPORT.
SHE HAS FUN WHEN YOU HAVE FUN.
WELL, SHE'S, YOU KNOW...THERE,
AND I'M...HERE, AND, YOU KNOW...
YEAH. YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
BEAUTIFUL BLONDE EATING ALL ALONE
IN THAT DRESS...
WHO'D HIT ON THAT?
YOU WATCH THE KIDS?
YEP.
UM...YOU MIGHT WANT TO PUT SOME PANTS ON.
I GOT A SPARE PAIR IN THE CAR.
[ CLEARS THROAT, RATTLES SILVERWARE ]
JIM?
OH, HI.
HI.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
NOTHING, NOTHING,
JUST HAVING A LITTLE DINNER BY MYSELF,
YOU KNOW, WITH SOMEONE WHO'S GOOD--ME.
YOU'RE NOT EVEN SAYING IT RIGHT.
ARE THOSE YOUR CAR PANTS?
YEAH.
THEY'RE LOOSE.
HONEY...
YOU KNOW, I CAN DO THIS.
I CAN.
I CAN GO OUT WITH YOU
AND NOT LET THE LITTLE THINGS,
YOU KNOW, GET TO ME,
LIKE THE VALET, WHO'S THE SAME VALET THAT WAS HERE BEFORE...
HONEY. ...BUT I JUST LET THAT GO.
I CAN BE A GOOD DATE.
I PROMISE, CHERYL.
SO, COME ON. WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GET OUT OF HERE?
YOU MADE YOUR POINT, AND LET'S GO.
NO.
I LIKE IT HERE.
I MEAN, THE LINEN TABLECLOTH AND THE CHINA
AND--OH, GOD-- THE BUTTER KNIFE.
AND WATCH THIS--
EXCUSE ME.
UM, I HAVE CRUMBS.
[ CHUCKLES ]
YOU REALLY DO NEED TO GET OUT, DON'T YOU?
THAT'S WHAT I WAS TELLING YOU.
COME ON, BABY.
LET ME MAKE IT UP TO YOU.
I WANT TO TAKE YOU OUT AGAIN.
WE'LL HAVE A GREAT TIME. I PROMISE.
WELL...
WE'RE HERE NOW.
WE ARE, AREN'T WE?
EXCUSE ME, SIR. YEAH.
I THINK...
WE WILL HAVE DESSERT, PLEASE.
OH! UM, I WOULD LIKE THE CR๏ฟฝME BR๏ฟฝL๏ฟฝE, PLEASE.
AND I'LL HAVE THE RACK OF LAMB.
OHH.
WAIT. I GOT THIS COUPON HERE FOR THE RACK.
OH! NO, NO, NO, NO. IT'S GONE.
AWW.
I LET IT GO, BABY. I LET IT GO.
YOU LOOK SO SWEET TONIGHT.
SO, THE REASON I CALLED YOU IS THAT, WELL,
I'D BEEN THINKING ABOUT YOU,
AND MY SISTER TOLD ME I NEED TO START LIVING LIFE,
DOING WHAT I WANT TO DO.
SO HERE I AM,
DOING WHAT I WANT TO DO...WITH YOU.
LET'S LET THE NIGHT TAKE US
ON A STRANGE AND PASSIONATE JOURNEY.
MRS. ANDERSON?
MRS. ANDERSON?
[ SNAPPING ]
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