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JIM, WILL YOU TELL THE GIRLS
TO FINISH THEIR CEREAL?
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WE'RE RUNNING LATE FOR SCHOOL.
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GIRLS, FINISH
YOUR CEREAL.
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WE DON'T LIKE IT.
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WELL, PUT SOME SUGAR
ON IT.
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OKAY,
YOU GIRLS READY TO GO?
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YEAH!
YEAH!
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Both: BYE, DADDY!
BYE, DADDY!
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BYE, DADDY!
BYE, DADDY!
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BYE, DADDY!
BYE, DADDY!
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BYE, DADDY!
BYE, DADDY!
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JIM?
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WHAT? THEY ATE.
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HAH!
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OH, BABY.
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JEEZ, JIM, WHY DON'T YOU
JUST BUY A NEW ONE?
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WHAT DO THEY COST,
LIKE, 80 BUCKS NOW?
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WELL, THAT'S 80 BUCKS THAT
COULD BE COLLECTING INTEREST
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IN THE KIDS' COLLEGE FUND.
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HONEY, YOU NEVER STARTED
A COLLEGE FUND FOR THE KIDS.
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I'M WAITING TO SEE
WHICH ONE'S THE SMART ONE.
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OKAY.
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
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BETTER.
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DANA, DO YOU WANT TO COME
TO DINNER ON SATURDAY NIGHT?
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MY LITTLE BROTHER IS BRINGING
HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND.
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WHEN DID ANDY GET
A GIRLFRIEND?
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HE DIDN'T TELL YOU?
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WHAT DO YOU GUYS
TALK ABOUT AT WORK?
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STUFF.
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WE FOUND A THUMB
ON THE WORK SITE THE OTHER DAY.
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WE STILL TALK ABOUT THAT.
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WELL, ANDY IS DATING
RUBY'S PIANO INSTRUCTOR, ALICIA.
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WHEN DID RUBY START TAKING
PIANO LESSONS?
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WHERE DO YOU THINK
SHE'S BEEN GOING EVERY SATURDAY
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FOR THE PAST MONTH?
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OUT...
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THERE.
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WHY ARE WE PAYING
FOR PIANO LESSONS?
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I WAS GONNA TEACH HER
HOW TO PLAY.
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YEAH, LIKE YOU WERE
GONNA POTTY TRAIN HER.
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ANYBODY CAN PEE
SITTING DOWN.
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JUST WAIT TILL YOU SEE ME
WITH THE BOY...
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NO HANDS...
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OH.
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...IN THE SNOW...
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WRITING HIS FULL NAME.
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NOW THAT TAKES LESSONS.
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DO YOU MIND IF
I BRING SOMEBODY TO DINNER?
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REALLY?
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MM-HMM.
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HIS NAME IS DR. JOSH NELSON.
HE'S A CARDIOPULMONARY SURGEON.
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A DOCTOR?
SINCE WHEN?
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WHAT? SHE DIDN'T TELL YOU?
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WHAT DO YOU GUYS TALK ABOUT
ON THE PHONE?
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YOU.
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REALLY?
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YEAH, IF YOU WERE SHOES.
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ANYWAY...
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I FINALLY FOUND A STRAIGHT,
SINGLE, SUCCESSFUL MAN.
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A MAN WITH AMBITION.
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I DON'T MEAN HOW MANY DOUGHNUTS
HE CAN EAT WITHOUT THROWING UP.
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17.
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All: AW.
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THAT'S REALLY GOOD,
RUBY.
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ALICIA'S TEACHING STYLE
IS SO UNIQUE.
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I DON'T THINK OF MYSELF
AS A TEACHER.
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I'M MORE ABOUT
WATCHING THE CHILD'S NATURAL TALENT
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EVOLVE ON ITS OWN.
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SO YOU'RE MORE LIKE
A $25-AN-HOUR BABYSITTER, HUH?
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HE'S KIDDING.
WE LOVE YOU.
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HONEY, SHE JUST WATCHES.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
ACTUALLY, IT'S TIME FOR DINNER.
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WHY DON'T WE HAVE THE GROWNUPS
IN THE DINING ROOM,
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KIDS IN THE KITCHEN?
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I WANNA EAT
WITH THE GROWNUPS.
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I KNOW, SWEETIE.
JUST 14 MORE YEARS.
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YAY!
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MY DATE'S GONNA BE
A FEW MINUTES LATE,
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SO I'LL JUST GO WAIT
OUTSIDE FOR HIM.
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DATING A DOCTOR.
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OH.
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RUBY IS SO TALENTED.
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SHE PROBABLY GETS IT FROM ME.
I PLAY THE HARMONICA.
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OH!
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YEAH, LIKE IN JAIL.
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YEAH.
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YEAH, IT'S KINDA HARD
TO HIDE A PIANO
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DURING A STRIPSEARCH.
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ALICIA...
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WHY DON'T YOU SIT
OVER THERE...
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AWAY FROM JIM?
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SO, I HOPE
EVERYONE BROUGHT THEIR APPETITE
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BECAUSE CHERYL
COOKED, LIKE, HALF A COW!
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ACTUALLY,
I'M A LACTOVEGETARIAN.
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OH, I THOUGHT YOU PEOPLE
KILLED YOURSELVES
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BECAUSE A SPACESHIP
WAS COMING.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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OUCH.
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NO, WE JUST DON'T EAT MEAT
OR EGGS.
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IT'S NOT A CULT.
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WELL, DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD?
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OF COURSE
I BELIEVE IN HER.
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DON'T.
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GOD IS NOT A GIRL.
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HOW DO YOU KNOW?
BECAUSE GOD IS A BOY'S NAME.
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ALICIA, I DON'T WANT
YOU TO WORRY.
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ANDY TOLD US YOU
WERE VEGETARIAN,
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SO THE GIRLS
AND I MADE YOU A 5-BEAN HARVEST LOAF.
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OHH.
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I THINK I'LL HAVE
SOME OF THAT, TOO.
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I'VE BEEN A VEGETARIAN
FOR THREE WEEKS NOW,
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AND I'VE NEVER
FELT BETTER.
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REALLY?
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SO THOSE FIVE SLIM JIMS TODAY --
THAT DIDN'T COUNT?
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MORE, PLEASE?
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I'M SORRY, HONEY.
I FELL OFF THE WAGON.
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BUT I'VE BEEN CLEAN NOW
SINCE 2 -- 4:30.
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HI, EVERYBODY.
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THIS IS MY DATE,
DR. JOSH NELSON.
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HI.
ACTUALLY, "JOSH" IS FINE.
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OKAY. DR. JOSH.
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[ PAGER BEEPING ]
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OH, EXCUSE ME.
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OOH.
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BIG ACCIDENT
ON THE EISENHOWER.
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LOOKS LIKE
MR. LOWDER'S GONNA GET HIS HEART AFTER ALL.
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OHH...
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WELL...
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GUESS I'M GONNA HAVE
TO GET USED TO THIS.
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MY APOLOGIES.
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IT WAS REALLY
NICE MEETING ALL OF YOU.
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OH, YEAH. TAKE CARE.
BYE.
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SO, WHAT
DO YOU THINK?
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THE GUY'S GOT WIVES
ALL OVER THE PLACE.
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DO YOU GUYS WANNA COME OVER
AND WATCH THE BEARS GAME?
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OH, HONEY, PLEASE.
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I MEAN, VEGETARIANS
DON'T SIT AROUND
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AND WATCH FOOTBALL
ON SUNDAY.
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THEY'RE PROBABLY OUT
DANCING AROUND A POLE
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PRAYING TO A CABBAGE
OR SOMETHING.
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ACTUALLY, JIMBO,
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I'M A HUGE FOOTBALL FAN.
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"JIMBO"?
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HONEY, LOOK, THERE'S SOME
GRISTLE OVER THERE YOU MISSED.
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YOU MIGHT WANT TO GRAB IT.
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SEE, JIM...BO...
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ALICIA'S FROM WISCONSIN.
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I'M A PACKERS FAN.
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[ GASPS ]
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IN MY HOUSE?
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GUESS WHAT'S FOR DESSERT?
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ACTUALLY, ANDY'S BEEN WATCHING
THE PACKERS GAMES WITH ME,
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AND I THINK HE'S STARTING
TO WARM UP TO THEM!
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[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
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[ GASPING ]
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I JUST BEEN CHECKING
THEM OUT, LOOKING AT A FEW BROCHURES,
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YOU KNOW, SEEING WHAT
THEY'RE ALL ABOUT.
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YOU'RE DEAD TO ME.
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[ SIGHS ]
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WHAT?
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WHAT DID I DO NOW?
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YOU KNOW, JIM,
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ALICIA IS ANDY'S FIRST
GIRLFRIEND SINCE CARRIE,
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AND YOUR BEHAVIOR
TONIGHT WAS EMBARRASSING.
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YOU CAN ONLY
EMBARRASS YOURSELF.
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AND YOU SHOULD KNOW.
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WHAT ABOUT YOU?
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INTERRUPTING ME
AND GIVING ME LOOKS
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AND STUFFING BREAD
IN MY MOUTH...
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WITH NO BUTTER.
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IF I DIDN'T DO THAT
YOU'D BE --
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I'D BE FINE, HONEY,
AND YOU'D BE OUT OF A JOB.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF.
I'M NOT RUBY OR GRACE.
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I KNOW.
THEY HAVE MANNERS.
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DO YOU KNOW THAT PACKER FAN
ATE THE CENTERPIECE?!
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WE ALL ATE
THE CENTERPIECE, JIM!
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IT'S CALLED A SALAD!
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HONEY, SHE WAS A GUEST
IN OUR HOME,
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AND NOW SHE THINKS
YOU'RE A BIG JERK.
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I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS WHAT
ANDY'S GIRLFRIEND THINKS OF ME!
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THAT'S MORE IMPORTANT TO YOU.
YOU ARE THE ONE THAT CARES.
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EVERYBODY CARES.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
"EVERYBODY CARES"?
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YOU'RE SO OBSESSED
WITH THIS PEOPLE LIKING YOU.
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JIM, WHEN YOU'RE RUDE,
IT REFLECTS ON ME,
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AND WE BOTH REFLECT ON ANDY.
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YEAH, WELL,
WHEN YOU KICK ME, IT REFLECTS ON YOU,
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AND IT HURTS ME.
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ALL RIGHT, I HEAR YOU.
YOU WANT ME TO BACK OFF.
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YEAH, LET'S TRY THAT
FOR A CHANGE.
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LET'S JUST LET JIM
BE JIM.
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OKAY, HONEY.
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IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT,
YOU GOT IT.
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FLY, LITTLE MEAT-FILLED
BIRDIE.
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FLY.
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HEY, GUYS.
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HEY, ANDY.
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IS THAT BACON?
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SWEET MOTHER OF GOD,
THAT TASTES GOOD.
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HEY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE
A VEGETARIAN NOW.
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ALICIA AND I BROKE UP
LAST NIGHT.
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I'M TAKING IT OUT
ON THE ANIMALS.
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BEARS OR PACKERS?
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BEARS.
THERE YOU GO.
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HEY, RUBY, ENOUGH WITH
THE "TWINKLE, TWINKLE."
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HOW ABOUT SOME
"LITTLE STAR"?
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OH, ANDY, I AM SO SORRY
ABOUT YOU AND ALICIA.
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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SHE FOUND A TURKEY LEG
IN A BAGGIE
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TAPED TO THE BACK
OF THE TOILET TANK.
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YOU KNOW, LIKE THE GUN
IN THE GODFATHER.
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OH.
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WELL, AS FAR
AS I'M CONCERNED, ANDY,
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YOU JUST DODGED A BIG,
FAT, 5-BEAN BULLET.
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JIM, THEY JUST BROKE UP.
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NO, NO, DANA.
WE'RE NOT DOING THAT ANYMORE.
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WHAT ARE WE DOING?
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WE'RE GONNA JUST LET JIM
BE JIM.
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THANK YOU.
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YOU'RE WELCOME.
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AW, COME ON, ANDY.
BE REAL.
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I MEAN, ALICIA
WAS A CONTROLLING PAIN IN THE BUTT.
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YOU KNOW, LOOKING
FOR SOME SCHMO SHE CAN PUSH AROUND.
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YOU KNOW.
AM I RIGHT?
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I GUESS.
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I MEAN,
SOME LITTLE BOY SHE CAN MOLD
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INTO SOME
FREAK VEGETARIAN PACKER FAN, RIGHT?
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YEAH.
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YOU'RE NOT SOME
SHE-GOD LOVING LITTLE BOY.
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YOU'RE A MAN!
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YEAH!
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A MEAT-EATING,
BEARS-LOVIN' MAN!
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MY NAME'S ANDY,
AND I LOVE BACON!
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NOW, YOU SEE THAT,
CHERYL? YOU SEE THAT?
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WHEN YOU STOP
CENSORING ME,
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I CAN TAKE A MAN
WHOSE SPIRIT IS BROKEN,
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WHOSE HEART
IS SHATTERED,
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AND MAKE HIM...
NOT THAT WAY!
241
00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:07,300
OKAY,
YOU SEE HERE -- CURLY,
242
00:10:07,367 --> 00:10:10,367
HE'S GONNA MAKE BREAKFAST
FOR LARRY AND MOE.
243
00:10:10,434 --> 00:10:13,167
BUT PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION
TO THE PANCAKE SYRUP.
244
00:10:13,234 --> 00:10:14,601
IT'S REALLY GLUE.
245
00:10:14,667 --> 00:10:17,267
MOE IS GONNA BE REALLY PISSED.
246
00:10:17,334 --> 00:10:20,000
HEY, SWEETIE!
HOW WAS YOUR PIANO LESSON?
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GOOD.
248
00:10:21,868 --> 00:10:24,167
ANDY?
HEY, WHERE YOU GOING?
249
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IT'S A "CURLY."
250
00:10:25,534 --> 00:10:28,367
NO, THANK YOU, JAMES.
251
00:10:28,434 --> 00:10:29,434
GOODBYE, JAMES.
252
00:10:29,501 --> 00:10:31,901
W-W-WHAT'S WITH THE "JAMES"?
253
00:10:31,968 --> 00:10:34,167
UH-OH.
IT'S FORMAL GUY.
254
00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:35,667
HE'S MAD AT YOU.
255
00:10:35,734 --> 00:10:37,167
WHAT DID I DO?
256
00:10:37,234 --> 00:10:40,267
ALICIA AND I HAVE
CHOSEN TO RESUME OUR RELATIONSHIP.
257
00:10:40,334 --> 00:10:43,434
AND IN LIGHT OF CERTAIN
OPINIONS YOU EXPRESSED ABOUT MILADY...
258
00:10:44,634 --> 00:10:46,934
I NO LONGER FEEL
AT EASE IN YOUR PRESENCE.
259
00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:50,601
OH, ANDY, I WAS JUST TRYING TO
PUMP YOU UP WHEN YOU WERE DOWN.
260
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NO MATTER.
261
00:10:52,067 --> 00:10:53,801
FROM THIS DAY FORTH,
I SHALL WORK WITH YOU,
262
00:10:53,868 --> 00:10:55,534
I SHALL BE IN THE BAND
WITH YOU,
263
00:10:55,601 --> 00:10:57,567
AND I SHALL BORROW MONEY
FROM YOU.
264
00:10:57,634 --> 00:10:59,567
BUT THAT'S IT.
265
00:10:59,634 --> 00:11:02,067
ANDY, COME ON,
LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS.
266
00:11:02,133 --> 00:11:04,434
CHERYL, YOU'RE MY SISTER,
AND I LOVE YOU,
267
00:11:04,501 --> 00:11:06,400
BUT I JUST CAN'T BE HERE
ANYMORE.
268
00:11:06,467 --> 00:11:09,367
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
I HAVE TO GO PICK UP SOME...
269
00:11:09,434 --> 00:11:10,868
TOFU.
270
00:11:12,133 --> 00:11:13,968
GOOD DAY TO YOU, MILORD.
271
00:11:14,033 --> 00:11:16,501
ANDY...
I SAID GOOD DAY!
272
00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:19,400
YOU SEE, JIM?
273
00:11:19,467 --> 00:11:20,501
WHAT?
274
00:11:20,567 --> 00:11:22,734
ANDY, HOLD ON!
275
00:11:24,801 --> 00:11:26,667
JUST FOR THE RECORD,
I WANT YOU TO KNOW
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00:11:26,734 --> 00:11:28,734
THAT HE'S ON YOUR MOTHER'S
SIDE OF THE FAMILY.
277
00:11:35,234 --> 00:11:36,767
SO, ALICIA TAKES US
278
00:11:36,834 --> 00:11:39,567
TO THIS GREAT KOSHER VEGETARIAN
RESTAURANT CALLED SOY VEY.
279
00:11:39,634 --> 00:11:40,567
UH-HUH.
280
00:11:40,634 --> 00:11:41,767
AND ANDY BETS
281
00:11:41,834 --> 00:11:43,534
THAT HE CAN STUMP
THE SITAR PLAYER.
282
00:11:43,601 --> 00:11:45,868
SO DR. JOSH PICKS
"LITTLE RED CORVETTE,"
283
00:11:45,934 --> 00:11:48,267
WHICH IS FUNNY
BECAUSE HE DRIVES A LEXUS.
284
00:11:48,334 --> 00:11:52,501
OHHH...WE LAUGHED
AND LAUGHED.
285
00:11:52,567 --> 00:11:55,868
OOH-OOH, WAIT,
DR. JOSH WAS THERE?
286
00:11:55,934 --> 00:11:57,200
WELL, BARELY.
287
00:11:57,267 --> 00:12:00,033
HE WAS GIVING CPR
TO THE MAITRE D'.
288
00:12:00,100 --> 00:12:03,501
YOU SEE, JIM,
ONE OF ANDY'S SISTERS
289
00:12:03,567 --> 00:12:05,067
GETS TO GO OUT WITH HIM
AND HIS GIRLFRIEND
290
00:12:05,133 --> 00:12:07,267
AND SHARE IN HIS NEWFOUND LOVE
AND HAPPINESS.
291
00:12:07,334 --> 00:12:10,534
THE OTHER ONE IS MARRIED
TO YOU.
292
00:12:10,601 --> 00:12:12,901
WELL, HERE'S ANOTHER WAY
TO LOOK AT IT --
293
00:12:12,968 --> 00:12:15,234
WHERE'S THE PRETZELS?
294
00:12:15,300 --> 00:12:16,868
OH, COME ON, HONEY,
I'M SICK OF THIS.
295
00:12:16,934 --> 00:12:19,567
I'VE INVITED ANDY AND ALICIA
OVER THREE TIMES THIS WEEK,
296
00:12:19,634 --> 00:12:21,267
AND HE KEEPS MAKING UP
LAME EXCUSES.
297
00:12:21,334 --> 00:12:22,901
OH, HONEY, WHO CARES?
298
00:12:22,968 --> 00:12:24,100
I DO.
299
00:12:24,167 --> 00:12:27,400
YOU SEE, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN I LET JIM BE JIM.
300
00:12:27,467 --> 00:12:28,501
YOU KNOW, HONEY,
YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY
301
00:12:28,567 --> 00:12:30,501
EVERYTHING THAT COMES
INTO YOUR MIND.
302
00:12:30,567 --> 00:12:33,234
WELL, I'M HOLDING
SOMETHING BACK RIGHT NOW.
303
00:12:33,300 --> 00:12:36,968
OH, HONEY, WOULD YOU TALK
TO ANDY...FOR ME?
304
00:12:37,033 --> 00:12:38,968
WHY? I DIDN'T DO
ANYTHING WRONG.
305
00:12:39,033 --> 00:12:40,501
TYPICAL MACHO GUY.
306
00:12:40,567 --> 00:12:42,534
YOU KNOW,
I THINK, DEEP DOWN,
307
00:12:42,601 --> 00:12:45,534
LITTLE JIM IS DYING
TO COMMUNICATE WITH LITTLE ANDY.
308
00:12:45,601 --> 00:12:47,234
YOU KNOW, YOU AND I HAVE
309
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:50,934
VERY DIFFERENT IDEAS
OF WHO LITTLE JIM IS.
310
00:12:57,834 --> 00:13:03,167
[ ELECTRIC GUITAR PLAYS ]
311
00:13:03,234 --> 00:13:04,367
I GOT US SOME PRETZELS.
312
00:13:04,434 --> 00:13:06,801
HEY, IS ANDY COMING,
OR WHAT?
313
00:13:06,868 --> 00:13:09,400
I DON'T KNOW.
I INSULTED HIS WOMAN.
314
00:13:09,467 --> 00:13:12,567
APPARENTLY,
YOU DON'T DO THAT NOW.
315
00:13:12,634 --> 00:13:15,067
1, 2, 3, 4.
316
00:13:15,133 --> 00:13:18,033
[ BLUES MUSIC PLAYS ]
317
00:13:21,033 --> 00:13:22,701
[ MUSIC STOPS ]
318
00:13:22,767 --> 00:13:24,901
HEY, WILLIE, ED, JOE...
319
00:13:24,968 --> 00:13:26,100
HARMONICA GUY.
320
00:13:28,534 --> 00:13:30,167
SORRY I'M LATE,
BUT MY OVERBEARING,
321
00:13:30,234 --> 00:13:32,634
PACKER-LOVING GIRLFRIEND
HAD A FLAT.
322
00:13:32,701 --> 00:13:34,067
WELL, GREAT.
YOU READY TO PLAY?
323
00:13:34,133 --> 00:13:35,968
I DON'T KNOW.
324
00:13:36,033 --> 00:13:38,033
IS THERE SOMETHING
YOU WANT TO SAY TO ME?
325
00:13:38,100 --> 00:13:40,501
[ SIGHS ]
326
00:13:42,968 --> 00:13:45,601
GO TO HIM, JIM.
327
00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:55,434
[ SIGHS ] HEY.
328
00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:57,167
HEY.
329
00:13:57,234 --> 00:13:58,801
UM...
330
00:13:58,868 --> 00:14:00,467
YEAH.
331
00:14:00,534 --> 00:14:01,501
YOU KNOW?
SURE.
332
00:14:02,734 --> 00:14:04,567
PRETZEL?
YEAH, THANKS.
333
00:14:06,868 --> 00:14:08,834
OKAY. ALL RIGHT,
LET'S GET BACK TO IT.
334
00:14:08,901 --> 00:14:10,267
OH, BY THE WAY,
ALICIA AND YOU
335
00:14:10,334 --> 00:14:12,000
ARE INVITED OVER
TO SUNDAY DINNER.
336
00:14:12,067 --> 00:14:13,400
OOH, NOT SUCH A GOOD IDEA.
337
00:14:13,467 --> 00:14:14,834
AW, COME ON,
I'LL BE NICE.
338
00:14:14,901 --> 00:14:16,534
JIM, YOU'RE NOT
THE PROBLEM.
339
00:14:16,601 --> 00:14:19,000
COME ON,
HE'S ALWAYS THE PROBLEM.
340
00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:21,067
[ SIGHS ]
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
341
00:14:21,133 --> 00:14:23,434
CHERYL --
FOR SOME REASON,
342
00:14:23,501 --> 00:14:25,067
ALICIA DOESN'T LIKE
BEING AROUND HER.
343
00:14:25,133 --> 00:14:26,834
MY CHERYL?
344
00:14:26,901 --> 00:14:27,834
MM-HMM.
345
00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:30,200
NOT ME? CHERYL?
346
00:14:30,267 --> 00:14:32,300
NOW, ALICIA TOLD ME THIS
IN CONFIDENCE.
347
00:14:32,367 --> 00:14:34,167
PROMISE ME
YOU WON'T TELL CHERYL.
348
00:14:34,234 --> 00:14:37,067
I PROMISE.
349
00:14:38,133 --> 00:14:39,067
YOU'RE GONNA TELL HER,
AREN'T YOU?
350
00:14:39,133 --> 00:14:40,834
OH, YEAH.
351
00:14:40,901 --> 00:14:43,033
1, 2, 3, 4.
352
00:14:43,100 --> 00:14:44,734
[ BLUES MUSIC PLAYS ]
353
00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:46,701
ALL RIGHT!
354
00:14:54,234 --> 00:14:55,968
WELL, WELL, WELL.
355
00:14:56,033 --> 00:14:58,033
I MADE UP WITH ANDY.
356
00:14:58,100 --> 00:15:00,934
OH, HONEY, THAT'S GREAT.
THANK YOU.
357
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,834
AND I ASKED ALICIA
AND ANDY
358
00:15:02,901 --> 00:15:04,801
TO COME OVER FOR DINNER
ON SUNDAY.
359
00:15:04,868 --> 00:15:06,033
FANTASTIC!
360
00:15:06,100 --> 00:15:07,834
BUT THEY'RE NOT COMING.
361
00:15:09,767 --> 00:15:11,033
WHAT DID YOU DO?
362
00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:13,200
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
363
00:15:13,267 --> 00:15:14,868
IT TURNS OUT...
364
00:15:14,934 --> 00:15:18,434
I'M NOT THE ONE
SHE DOESN'T LIKE.
365
00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:21,400
APPARENTLY,
SHE DOESN'T LIKE YOU.
366
00:15:23,734 --> 00:15:24,734
WHAT?!
WHAT?!
367
00:15:24,801 --> 00:15:26,334
YEP, NOT A FAN.
368
00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:28,000
WELL...
369
00:15:28,067 --> 00:15:29,968
D-DID ANDY SAY WHY?
370
00:15:30,033 --> 00:15:33,167
NO, JUST DOESN'T LIKE YOU.
NOT HER CUP OF TEA.
371
00:15:33,234 --> 00:15:35,167
YOU RUB HER THE WRONG WAY.
A THORN IN HER SIDE.
372
00:15:35,234 --> 00:15:38,167
I GET IT!
373
00:15:38,234 --> 00:15:40,000
[ SIGHS ] AND IT'S FINE.
374
00:15:40,067 --> 00:15:42,200
WHAT DO YOU WANT
FOR DINNER?
375
00:15:42,267 --> 00:15:43,801
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
376
00:15:43,868 --> 00:15:45,400
NOT SO FAST.
377
00:15:45,467 --> 00:15:47,634
FIRST, I WANNA
HEAR IT. HEAR WHAT?
378
00:15:47,701 --> 00:15:51,834
I WANNA HEAR YOU SAY,
"JIM, YOU WEREN'T THE PROBLEM.
379
00:15:51,901 --> 00:15:54,667
"I, CHERYL, WAS THE PROBLEM.
380
00:15:54,734 --> 00:15:58,934
"NOT YOU, JIM.
I, CHERYL...
381
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,334
"WAS THE PROBLEM.
382
00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:05,501
SIGNED -- CHERYL LE PROBL�ME."
383
00:16:05,567 --> 00:16:09,434
JIM, I DON'T CARE
WHAT ALICIA THINKS ABOUT ME.
384
00:16:09,501 --> 00:16:11,601
ALL THAT MATTERS IS
THAT SHE LIKES ANDY.
385
00:16:11,667 --> 00:16:13,167
THAT'S WHAT'S IMPORTANT
HERE.
386
00:16:15,801 --> 00:16:17,801
IT IS!
387
00:16:17,868 --> 00:16:18,934
[ SNICKERS ]
388
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,167
WHAT?!
389
00:16:20,234 --> 00:16:23,033
SOMETIMES LIFE TICKLES ME.
390
00:16:25,367 --> 00:16:27,601
NO. WHAT?
391
00:16:27,667 --> 00:16:30,767
OH, COME ON, CHERYL,
YOU CAN'T STAND THIS.
392
00:16:30,834 --> 00:16:32,267
YOU'RE OBSESSED
WITH BEING LIKED.
393
00:16:32,334 --> 00:16:33,467
YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN
LIKE THAT.
394
00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:34,868
I HAVE NOT!
395
00:16:34,934 --> 00:16:36,133
OH, COME ON!
396
00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:38,067
YOU THOUGHT
THE "ROMPER ROOM" LADY HATED YOU
397
00:16:38,133 --> 00:16:40,100
BECAUSE SHE NEVER
SAW YOU THROUGH HER MAGIC MIRROR.
398
00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:43,868
OH, SHE SAW ME.
399
00:16:47,667 --> 00:16:50,701
THIS IS JUST EATING YOU UP
INSIDE, ISN'T IT?
400
00:16:50,767 --> 00:16:54,367
NO, IT IS NOT, YOU GUYS!
I AM FINE WITH THIS!
401
00:16:55,434 --> 00:16:56,834
REALLY!
402
00:16:56,901 --> 00:16:59,467
I'M FINE!
403
00:17:00,534 --> 00:17:02,434
REALLY!
404
00:17:02,501 --> 00:17:05,567
WELL, SHE SAID IT
SO MANY TIMES,
405
00:17:05,634 --> 00:17:07,234
SHE MUST BE FINE.
406
00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:08,801
SHUT UP!
407
00:17:11,934 --> 00:17:15,434
[ "TWINKLE, TWINKLE,
LITTLE STAR" PLAYS ]
408
00:17:19,234 --> 00:17:20,934
WHAT? WHAT?
409
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,901
IT'S MY KID.
WHAT DO YOU CARE?
410
00:17:22,968 --> 00:17:25,234
BACK DOWN,
BACK DOWN.
411
00:17:29,901 --> 00:17:31,367
YEAH! ALL RIGHT!
412
00:17:31,434 --> 00:17:33,033
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
413
00:17:33,100 --> 00:17:34,634
AW, HONEY.
414
00:17:34,701 --> 00:17:36,334
COME ON, GRACIE,
LET'S GO SEE RUBY.
415
00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:38,734
OH, YAY.
416
00:17:38,801 --> 00:17:40,834
HI. SORRY I'M LATE.
417
00:17:40,901 --> 00:17:42,267
WHERE'S DR. JOSH?
418
00:17:42,334 --> 00:17:43,901
OH, HIS GRANDMA HAD
CHEST PAINS,
419
00:17:43,968 --> 00:17:45,868
AND HE WENT RUNNING,
"COMING, GRANNY!"
420
00:17:45,934 --> 00:17:48,300
THIS IS CHIP.
421
00:17:48,367 --> 00:17:50,267
CHIP WORKS IN THE MAILROOM
AT MY OFFICE,
422
00:17:50,334 --> 00:17:51,834
AND HE HAS ALL THE TIME
IN THE WORLD FOR ME.
423
00:17:51,901 --> 00:17:54,467
HE DRIVES A COROLLA.
424
00:17:54,534 --> 00:17:55,534
COME ON,
THERE'S THIS GREAT BAR
425
00:17:55,601 --> 00:17:56,901
I WANNA TAKE YOU TO
ON RUSH STREET.
426
00:17:56,968 --> 00:17:57,901
YOU'RE 21, RIGHT?
427
00:17:57,968 --> 00:17:59,934
[ Whispering ]
IS HE 21?
428
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,234
AW, RUBY,
YOU WERE SO AWESOME.
429
00:18:02,300 --> 00:18:05,400
YOU WERE LIKE A TEENY-WEENY,
WHITE RAY CHARLES.
430
00:18:05,467 --> 00:18:06,634
THANK YOU.
431
00:18:06,701 --> 00:18:09,167
MUSIC IS
A UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE,
432
00:18:09,234 --> 00:18:11,934
AND IT SPEAKS TO OUR SOUL,
AND WE LISTEN.
433
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:15,133
I HATE PIANO.
CAN I QUIT?
434
00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:16,968
HONEY, YOU KNOW,
IT'S OKAY WITH ME.
435
00:18:17,033 --> 00:18:20,400
BUT YOU KNOW WHO
LOVES PIANO? SANTA.
436
00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:22,300
DADDY, CAN I HAVE
A COOKIE?
437
00:18:22,367 --> 00:18:23,534
OH, SURE, BABY.
438
00:18:23,601 --> 00:18:26,100
WHY DON'T YOU BOTH
GO GET SOME COOKIES OVER THERE?
439
00:18:26,167 --> 00:18:27,200
RIGHT? AND FILL UP
YOUR POCKETS.
440
00:18:27,267 --> 00:18:28,734
WE PAID
TWO BUCKS A SEAT.
441
00:18:28,801 --> 00:18:30,267
HONEY...
442
00:18:30,334 --> 00:18:31,534
OH, HEY, THERE'S ALICIA.
WHY DON'T WE GO OVER THERE
443
00:18:31,601 --> 00:18:33,100
AND TELL HER HOW GOOD
THE PERFORMANCE WAS?
444
00:18:33,167 --> 00:18:34,100
HONEY, NO, NO,
NOT NOW.
445
00:18:34,167 --> 00:18:36,367
SHE'S BUSY TALKING
TO SOME OTHER PARENTS.
446
00:18:36,434 --> 00:18:37,868
OH, I WONDER WHY.
447
00:18:37,934 --> 00:18:39,734
OH, IT'S 'CAUSE
SHE LIKES THEM.
448
00:18:39,801 --> 00:18:40,901
MAYBE SHE DOES.
449
00:18:40,968 --> 00:18:42,634
I TOLD YOU
I DON'T CARE!
450
00:18:42,701 --> 00:18:44,100
I KNOW, HONEY.
451
00:18:44,167 --> 00:18:46,434
ALICIA!
COME ON OVER HERE!
452
00:18:46,501 --> 00:18:48,200
I WANNA TALK TO YOU
ABOUT THE SHOW.
453
00:18:48,267 --> 00:18:50,901
THAT RECITAL WAS SO GREAT.
454
00:18:50,968 --> 00:18:52,567
WELL, RUBY'S
A WONDERFUL STUDENT.
455
00:18:52,634 --> 00:18:53,767
SHE'LL BE EVEN BETTER
456
00:18:53,834 --> 00:18:55,467
WHEN SHE KICKS IN
WITH THOSE OTHER FINGERS.
457
00:18:55,534 --> 00:18:57,100
WELL, SHE HAS
A GREAT TEACHER.
458
00:18:57,167 --> 00:18:59,734
WE'VE GOT AN ADVANCED
CLASS COMING UP IF --
459
00:18:59,801 --> 00:19:01,167
WHY DON'T YOU
LIKE ME?
460
00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:04,701
ANDY!
461
00:19:04,767 --> 00:19:06,501
HEY, LOOK, AN EXIT.
462
00:19:10,100 --> 00:19:12,334
ALICIA, I DON'T MEAN
TO MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE,
463
00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:14,934
AND IT'S OKAY
IF YOU DON'T LIKE ME, REALLY.
464
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,934
I MEAN, I JUST KIND
OF WANT TO KNOW --
465
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,367
WHY DON'T
YOU LIKE ME?!
466
00:19:19,434 --> 00:19:21,667
NOT THAT IT MEANS
ANYTHING TO HER.
467
00:19:21,734 --> 00:19:23,501
I-I NEVER SAID
I DIDN'T LIKE YOU.
468
00:19:23,567 --> 00:19:26,400
I-I JUST SAID
I DIDN'T LIKE BEING AROUND YOU.
469
00:19:26,467 --> 00:19:28,133
SPLITTING HAIRS HERE.
470
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,167
WHY? WHAT'S WRONG
WITH ME?
471
00:19:30,234 --> 00:19:32,334
WELL...
BE HONEST.
472
00:19:33,634 --> 00:19:35,667
THIS IS GONNA SOUND STRANGE.
473
00:19:35,734 --> 00:19:37,701
IT'S JUST YOU'RE SO...
474
00:19:37,767 --> 00:19:39,434
PERFECT.
475
00:19:39,501 --> 00:19:42,300
HUH?
476
00:19:42,367 --> 00:19:43,868
I MEAN,
YOU'RE THIS PERFECT MOM
477
00:19:43,934 --> 00:19:46,567
WITH THIS GREAT HOUSE
AND THESE TERRIFIC KIDS,
478
00:19:46,634 --> 00:19:49,100
AND YOU'RE PRETTY AND SMART.
479
00:19:49,167 --> 00:19:50,834
AND HERE I AM STARTING UP
A RELATIONSHIP WITH ANDY,
480
00:19:50,901 --> 00:19:53,767
AND I FEEL LIKE
YOU'RE THE STANDARD I'M BEING HELD UP TO.
481
00:19:53,834 --> 00:19:55,367
LET ME GET
THIS STRAIGHT.
482
00:19:55,434 --> 00:19:58,400
WHAT YOU'RE REALLY
SAYING IS YOU LIKE ME TOO MUCH.
483
00:20:00,133 --> 00:20:01,801
I GUESS
I WAS JUST JEALOUS.
484
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:05,033
WELL, YOU DO REALIZE
THAT I'M MARRIED TO HIM?
485
00:20:06,734 --> 00:20:08,467
HEY, HOW YOU DOING?
486
00:20:10,067 --> 00:20:13,033
ALICIA, YOU KNOW,
THE TRUTH IS I AM SO NOT PERFECT.
487
00:20:13,100 --> 00:20:14,734
I MEAN,
WHAT YOU SAW WAS
488
00:20:14,801 --> 00:20:17,067
AN ISOLATED LITTLE
SLICE OF MY LIFE.
489
00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:19,300
RIGHT BEFORE YOU
GUYS CAME, I WAS IN RATTY SWEATS,
490
00:20:19,367 --> 00:20:21,167
HEMMING
MY DAUGHTER'S DRESS WITH A STAPLER.
491
00:20:21,234 --> 00:20:22,601
THANK YOU
FOR TELLING ME THAT.
492
00:20:22,667 --> 00:20:24,434
I FEEL A LOT BETTER.
493
00:20:24,501 --> 00:20:25,834
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME
494
00:20:25,901 --> 00:20:28,200
I HAVE TO GO RUIN
THE REST OF ANDY'S DAY.
495
00:20:31,701 --> 00:20:33,501
I WANT TO HEAR
YOU SAY IT.
496
00:20:33,567 --> 00:20:35,767
SAY WHAT?
497
00:20:35,834 --> 00:20:39,267
SAY, "YOU, CHERYL,
ARE NOT THE PROBLEM.
498
00:20:39,334 --> 00:20:43,534
"YOU, CHERYL,
ARE IN FACT DELIGHTFUL.
499
00:20:43,601 --> 00:20:46,367
SIGNED --
JIM THE JACKASS."
500
00:20:46,434 --> 00:20:48,334
I'M NOT SIGNING THAT.
501
00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:51,934
AW, HONEY, YOU KNOW
THAT EVERY TIME A HUSBAND IS WRONG,
502
00:20:52,033 --> 00:20:55,901
AN ANGEL
GETS ITS WINGS.
503
00:20:55,968 --> 00:20:57,100
[ CHUCKLES ]
504
00:20:57,167 --> 00:20:59,400
OKAY, HONEY, YOU'RE PERFECT,
505
00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:02,133
AND I'M THE "HIM" IN
"WHAT'S SHE DOING WITH HIM?"
506
00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:03,667
OH, HONEY, DON'T WORRY.
507
00:21:03,734 --> 00:21:07,167
SOMEDAY, SOMEWHERE,
SOMEONE WON'T LIKE ME.
508
00:21:07,234 --> 00:21:09,868
OH, YEAH, AND THE APES
WILL RULE THE PLANET.
509
00:21:09,934 --> 00:21:12,133
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
COME ON, LET'S GO.
510
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:15,100
HOW COME EVERYTHING ENDS
WITH APES RULING THE PLANET?
511
00:21:15,167 --> 00:21:17,133
WELL, ALL THEY NEED
ARE THEIR THUMBS.
512
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:19,634
SPEAKING OF THUMBS,
DID I TELL YOU I FOUND ONE AT WORK?
513
00:21:19,701 --> 00:21:21,267
YES, YOU DID.
514
00:21:21,317 --> 00:21:25,867
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