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[ FIENDISH LAUGHTER ]
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HEY, CHERYL!
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HEY!
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OH, YOU'RE MAKING
HALLOWEEN COSTUMES.
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OH, I CAN'T WAIT
TILL I HAVE KIDS.
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YOU KNOW, HANDMADE COSTUMES
ARE REALLY THE WAY TO GO.
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YEAH, I GOTTA TELL YOU,
IT'S A LOT OF WORK.
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OH, CHERYL, I'D PAY YOU.
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DANA, YOU KNOW, WHEN
THEY'RE YOUR OWN KIDS
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AND YOU SEE THEM
LOOKING UP AT YOU
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WITH THOSE
SWEET LITTLE FACES
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AND YOU HEAR THEM
TALKING TO YOU
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IN THOSE
SWEET LITTLE VOICES...
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[ THUD ]
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GRACIE, WOULD YOU STOP
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JUMPING OFF
THE FREAKING STAIRS?!
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[ SIGHS ] SO, WHAT ARE YOU
GOING AS FOR HALLOWEEN?
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DESIRABLE WOMAN
GOING TO WASTE.
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I HAVE TO WORK.
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OH, YOU'RE NOT COMING
TRICK-OR-TREATING WITH US?
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NO, THERE'S A PROJECT DUE,
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AND EVERYONE WITH KIDS
GETS TO GO HOME EARLY,
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SO IT'S JUST ME
AND THE LESBIAN IN ACCOUNTING.
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WHOA. ARE YOU GUYS
TALKING ABOUT LESBIANS?
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YEAH, JIM.
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WE TALK ABOUT LESBIANS
WHENEVER YOU'RE NOT IN THE ROOM.
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I KNEW IT!
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DID YOU TAKE
THE TRASH OUT?
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WELL, UH, KIND OF.
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ALL RIGHT,
DON'T SAY NO YET.
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OH, BOY.
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THE BAG BROKE...
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AND I WAS GONNA PICK UP
THE CHICKEN BONES,
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AND I THOUGHT,
"WAIT A MINUTE.
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CHICKEN GRAVEYARD."
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IT'S SPOOKY!
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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I THINK YOU GET
MORE INTO HALLOWEEN THAN THE KIDS DO.
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OH, I LOVE IT!
I DO! I DO!
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IT'S ALL THAT
FREE CANDY, BABY!
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YOU KNOW,
STICKING IT TO THE MAN!
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NO MATTER HOW MUCH
OUR NEIGHBORS HATE ME,
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WHEN THEY SEE ME
WITH MY KIDS AT THE DOOR,
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THEY HAVE
TO GIVE ME CANDY!
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IT'S THE LAW.
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[ JIM LAUGHS ]
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Gracie: MOMMY!
DADDY! THERE'S DOGS ON OUR FRONT LAWN!
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DAMN IT!
THEY'RE EATING MY DECORATIONS.
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GRACIE!
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DID YOU JUMP OFF
THE STAIRS AGAIN?
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NO.
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I THINK YOU DID,
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AND I HAVE TOLD YOU
A HUNDRED TIMES NOT TO.
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JIM, WILL YOU TELL HER
NOT TO JUMP OFF THE STAIRS?
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DON'T JUMP OFF
THE STAIRS.
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THANK YOU.
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NOW THAT'S 101.
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IF YOU DO IT AGAIN,
YOUNG LADY,
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YOU ARE GONNA
BE VERY SORRY.
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WHY CAN'T I JUMP?
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ON, HONEY, BECAUSE
YOU COULD FALL DOWN AND HURT YOURSELF
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LIKE MOMMY DID.
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WELL, SO MUCH FOR
MY CHICKEN GRAVEYARD.
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OH, DON'T WORRY,
JIM.
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I'M SURE YOU CAN
MAKE ANOTHER ONE BY LUNCH.
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HA HA HA HA.
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THAT'S REALLY FUNNY...
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YET NO MAN WANTS YOU.
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HONEY, THERE'S DOG VOMIT
ALL OVER THE LAWN.
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I KNOW. I KNOW.
DON'T TOUCH IT.
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I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
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HAH!
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OH, BABY.
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AAAAY!
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN,
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NERD.
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YOU KNOW, WE GOT A MEETING
WITH THE FERGUSONS IN AN HOUR.
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I THOUGHT
THAT WAS TOMORROW.
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WELL, IT WAS...
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TILL I CHANGED IT.
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AAAAY!
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HERE.
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THAT CAME FOR YOU.
IT WAS IN THE FRONT.
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"SOMEDAY
YOU'LL BE MINE FOREVER.
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A SECRET ADMIRER."
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OOH! SECRET ADMIRER!
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STUD MUFFIN!
YOU'RE THE MAN!
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THANKS FOR
PRETENDING TO CARE.
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YOU'RE WELCOME.
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IT'S A DOLL...
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OF ME.
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WOW.
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SOME FREAK WENT TO
A LOT OF TROUBLE FOR THIS.
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I THINK IT'S SWEET.
SOMEONE REALLY WANTS ME.
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DEAD.
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WOW.
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FERGUSONS IN AN HOUR,
RIGHT?
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[ FIENDISH LAUGHTER ]
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Jim: OH, YOU GIRLS
LOOK GREAT.
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SO YOU'RE A WAITER?
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YES, I AM.
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WOULD YOU LIKE TO LOOK
AT OUR SPECIAL TONIGHT?
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BOO!
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[ GASPS ]
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OH, MY GOODNESS,
IT'S MY FAVORITE DISH --
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GRACIE FACE.
[ SMOOCHES ]
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YOU KNOW WHAT, SWEETIE?
IT'S A LITTLE CHILLY OUT.
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WOULD YOU GO UPSTAIRS
AND GRAB YOUR SWEATER?
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ATTA-GIRL.
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THANK YOU.
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WOW, CHERYL,
YOU LOOK GREAT.
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NO, I MEAN,
YOU REALLY LOOK GREAT.
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YOU DO, TOO.
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REALLY? YOU LIKE IT?
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IT'S MY WEDDING TUX--
STILL FITS.
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YEAH,
LIKE A PAINT JOB.
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HEY, KYLE, MY MAN!
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THIS IS
YOUR FIRST HALLOWEEN!
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WHAT IS HE?
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ISN'T HE ADORABLE?
HE'S A PEA POD.
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A PEA POD?!
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I MEAN, AN EVIL,
BODY-SNATCHING POD.
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OH, GOOD.
THAT'S BETTER.
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DON'T EVEN THINK
ABOUT IT, GRACIE.
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[ MOCKINGLY ]
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.
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YOU DON'T THINK
I'M SERIOUS?
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JUST TRY ME.
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I AM THE ADULT HERE.
I AM THE BOSS.
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[ MOCKINGLY]
I'M THE BOSS.
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YOU ARE REALLY PUSHING IT,
YOUNG LADY.
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DON'T YOU DARE
JUMP OFF THAT STEP!
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ALL RIGHT!
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THAT'S IT! I WARNED YOU.
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NO TRICK-OR-TREATING!
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[ GASPS ]
[ GASPS ]
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I HATE YOU!
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SO JUST I'M GOING?
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YEAH, HONEY.
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YAY!
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CHERYL, WHAT WAS
THAT ALL ABOUT?
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I-I-I DON'T KNOW.
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I-I WAS MAD.
IT JUST CAME OUT.
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BUT YOU SAW HER.
SHE'S TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL!
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I KNOW, BUT IT'S HALLOWEEN!
IT'S TRICK-OR-TREATING!
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[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
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JIM, I HAVE BEGGED,
I HAVE PLEADED,
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I-I'VE GIVEN HER
TIME-OUTS.
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NOTHING WORKS.
I HAD TO DO SOMETHING.
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I KNOW, BUT YOU DON'T TAKE
AWAY A RELIGIOUS HOLIDAY!
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TRICK OR TREAT!
TRICK OR TREAT!
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HEY, HOW YOU DOIN', BRIAN?
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GOOD, JIM.
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WHAT'S THAT,
UH, WHAT'S THAT IN YOUR FRONT YARD?
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THAT'S A GHOST...
WITH SHOES!
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SPOOKY, HUH?
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YOU KNOW, AL KRENNIS
ACROSS THE STREET,
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HE'S GOT A SKELETON
IN A COFFIN.
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WELL, HE'S ALSO GOT A SON
IN A DRAG SHOW.
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
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[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
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HELLO, GROUND-UP DESIGN,
ANDY SPEAKING.
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[ DISTORTED VOICE ]
Hello, Andy.
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WHO IS THIS?
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You took me out
five years ago.
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THAT COULD BE ANYBODY.
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You took me to dinner
and a movie.
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CLAUDIA?
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Yes.
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I never heard
from you again.
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Why didn't you
call me, Andy?
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You should
have called me!
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I'M SORRY.
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YOU SEEMED
A LITTLE, WELL, NUTS.
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AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I THINK I MADE
A GOOD CALL ON THAT ONE.
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[ DIAL TONE ]
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HELLO?
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[ PAGER BEEPS ]
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"NICE COSTUME."
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[ COMPUTER BEEPS ]
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YOU'VE GOT MAIL.
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[ GASPS ]
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[ SIGHS ] OOH!
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[ FAX BEEPS ]
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OH, MY GOD!
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HELLO, OFFICER? HI, YES,
I-I THINK MY LIFE IS IN DANGER.
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TH-THERE'S THIS GIRL
WHO'S SENDING ME LOVE NOTES AND SMILEY FACES AND DOLLS.
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YES, THANK YOU. I --
WAIT A MINUTE.
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THERE'S NO VALENTINE SQUAD.
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[ FIENDISH LAUGHTER ]
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I DON'T KNOW WHY
I'M BEING PUNISHED.
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I DIDN'T
DO ANYTHING WRONG.
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I MEAN,
OUR COSTUMES ARE GREAT.
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW
IF THIS IS GONNA FIT NEXT YEAR.
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COME ON, GRAPES,
DON'T BE SAD.
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HEY. READY
FOR A CORN CHIP RACE?
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ONE...TWO...
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THREE...GO!
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MMM.
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COME ON,
I'M WINNING! OHHH!
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COME ON!
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COME ON!
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DON'T BE MAD AT ME.
THIS IS YOUR MOM'S THING.
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SHE'S THE BAD GUY.
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HEY,
YOU WANNA HEAR A JOKE?
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[ LAUGHS ] NO, I
CAN'T TELL YOU THAT ONE.
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MAYBE IF I CLEAN IT UP.
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[ LAUGHS ]
NO, I CAN'T DO IT.
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[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
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TRICK-OR-TREATERS!
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COME ON, LET'S
GO GIVE THEM CANDY.
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COME ON, GRACIE.
COME ON, GET IN YOUR THING.
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COME ON,
GET IN YOUR THING.
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NOW REMEMBER...
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WHEN I SAY
"SPECIAL TONIGHT," YOU SAY...
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BOO.
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BOO. THAT'S RIGHT.
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TRICK OR TREAT.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
OH, WOW. YOU SCARED ME.
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WELL, WOULD YOU BE
INTERESTED IN OUR...
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SPECIAL TONIGHT?!
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Boo.
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HI, GRACIE.
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Hi, Emma.
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WOW, YOU GUYS
ARE REALLY BRAVE.
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I MEAN, YOU WALKED RIGHT
PAST THAT GHOST WITH SHOES.
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MY DAD SAYS YOU'RE CRAZY.
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OH, HE DID, DID HE?
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WHERE DID HE TELL YOU THAT--
IN A BAR?
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DADDY, WHEN CAN WE GO
TRICK-OR-TREATING AGAIN?
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OH, I DON'T KNOW,
HONEY.
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MAYBE NEXT YEAR.
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HOW MANY MINUTES
IS A YEAR?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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NOBODY KNOWS.
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AW, YOU'RE KILLING ME, BABY.
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MAYBE WE CAN
GO TO ONE HOUSE.
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REALLY?
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I DON'T KNOW. MOM SAID
NO TRICK-OR-TREATING.
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OK.
241
00:10:03,100 --> 00:10:04,634
YOU KNOW WHAT, THOUGH?
242
00:10:04,701 --> 00:10:08,868
IF WE JUST GO TO ONE HOUSE
AND SHOW THEM OUR COSTUME,
243
00:10:08,934 --> 00:10:12,367
THAT'S NOT TRICK-OR-TREATING
TECHNICALLY.
244
00:10:12,434 --> 00:10:15,868
AND IF THEY GIVE US CANDY...
245
00:10:15,934 --> 00:10:18,133
IT WOULD BE RUDE
NOT TO TAKE IT, RIGHT?
246
00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:20,567
I LOVE YOU, DADDY!
247
00:10:20,634 --> 00:10:23,801
I LOVE CANDY.
LET'S GO!
248
00:10:28,167 --> 00:10:29,334
ALL RIGHT, HONEY,
249
00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:31,834
WE WENT TO A FEW MORE HOUSES
THAN I THOUGHT WE SHOULD,
250
00:10:31,901 --> 00:10:33,968
BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS
WE BEAT MOM HOME.
251
00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,601
TRICK OR TREAT.
252
00:10:43,968 --> 00:10:45,367
YOU, UPSTAIRS.
253
00:10:45,434 --> 00:10:46,501
YOU'RE THE BOSS.
254
00:10:46,567 --> 00:10:47,501
NOT YOU.
255
00:10:47,567 --> 00:10:48,868
REALLY?
256
00:10:48,934 --> 00:10:50,968
'CAUSE IT LOOKED LIKE
YOU WERE LOOKING AT ME.
257
00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:52,901
ARE YOU SURE?
MAYBE 'CAUSE SHE'S--
258
00:10:52,968 --> 00:10:54,801
NO. YOU.
259
00:10:57,567 --> 00:10:59,300
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
260
00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:01,100
LET ME ASK YOU
SOMETHING.
261
00:11:01,167 --> 00:11:02,734
ON WHAT PLANET
262
00:11:02,801 --> 00:11:04,400
IS TRICK-OR-TREATING
CONSIDERED A PUNISHMENT?
263
00:11:04,467 --> 00:11:06,167
OH, COME ON, CHERYL.
264
00:11:06,234 --> 00:11:08,033
WE JUST WENT
TO A COUPLE OF HOUSES.
265
00:11:11,868 --> 00:11:15,167
WE TOOK THAT FROM A KID.
266
00:11:15,234 --> 00:11:18,167
JIM, YOU HAVE COMPLETELY
UNDERMINED MY AUTHORITY.
267
00:11:18,234 --> 00:11:19,734
COME ON, CHERYL.
268
00:11:19,801 --> 00:11:21,133
IT'S NOT LIKE
SHE'S GONNA BE DOING THIS THE REST OF HER LIFE.
269
00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:23,968
IT'S JUST A STAGE.
SHE'S GONNA GROW OUT OF IT.
270
00:11:24,033 --> 00:11:26,467
YOU KNOW WHAT? I AM SICK
OF BEING THE BAD GUY.
271
00:11:26,534 --> 00:11:30,000
WELL...THEN WHY DON'T YOU
TRY BEING A LITTLE NICER?
272
00:11:32,033 --> 00:11:34,400
AND YOU KNOW WHAT, HONEY?
273
00:11:34,467 --> 00:11:36,767
THIS WOULD BE
A GOOD TIME TO START.
274
00:11:38,567 --> 00:11:40,901
YOU KNOW, I AM HOME ALONE
WITH THEM ALL DAY
275
00:11:40,968 --> 00:11:42,801
JUST TRYING
TO SET SOME BOUNDARIES,
276
00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:45,601
AND YOU COME HOME AFTER WORK
AND YOU JUST TEAR THEM DOWN.
277
00:11:45,667 --> 00:11:48,200
MR. FUN DAD, WITH YOUR JOKES
AND YOUR GAMES
278
00:11:48,267 --> 00:11:50,734
AND YOUR SECRET
JELLY DOUGHNUTS BEFORE DINNER.
279
00:11:50,801 --> 00:11:53,367
HOW DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT THOSE?
280
00:11:53,434 --> 00:11:56,868
I EMPTY YOUR POCKETS
BEFORE I DO THE WASH.
281
00:11:56,934 --> 00:12:00,100
NOW, I NEED YOU
TO BACK ME UP MORE AND ENFORCE MY RULES.
282
00:12:00,167 --> 00:12:02,567
WELL, HONEY,
WHAT IF I DON'T AGREE WITH ALL YOUR RULES.
283
00:12:02,634 --> 00:12:03,701
THAT DOESN'T MATTER!
284
00:12:03,767 --> 00:12:05,601
WE NEED TO PRESENT
A UNITED FRONT,
285
00:12:05,667 --> 00:12:07,767
OR THE KIDS ARE GONNA
TAKE OVER OUR HOUSE!
286
00:12:07,834 --> 00:12:10,334
OH, COME ON, HONEY.
TAKE OVER THE HOUSE?
287
00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:12,133
YOU'RE OVERREACTING.
288
00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:14,033
H-HOW COME
EVERY TIME WE DISAGREE,
289
00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:15,467
I'M OVERREACTING?
290
00:12:15,534 --> 00:12:17,234
BECAUSE...
YOU'RE THE BAD GUY.
291
00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:23,667
SO HE GOES BEHIND MY BACK,
292
00:12:23,734 --> 00:12:25,767
BUT SOMEHOW I'M THE ONE
WHO'S OVERREACTING.
293
00:12:25,834 --> 00:12:27,067
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?
294
00:12:27,133 --> 00:12:29,968
I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WENT
ON A SECOND DATE WITH HIM.
295
00:12:30,033 --> 00:12:31,701
OKAY, CHERYL.
296
00:12:31,767 --> 00:12:33,834
THE PROBLEM IS SOLVED.
297
00:12:33,901 --> 00:12:35,234
I JUST TALKED TO GRACIE,
298
00:12:35,300 --> 00:12:37,467
AND I TOLD HER EVEN THOUGH
WE WENT TRICK-OR-TREATING,
299
00:12:37,534 --> 00:12:39,801
SHE STILL HAS TO LISTEN
TO HER MOTHER.
300
00:12:39,868 --> 00:12:41,901
OH, GOOD. I'M SURE
THAT SOLVED EVERYTHING.
301
00:12:41,968 --> 00:12:44,868
SO YOU CAN THANK ME
IN...BACON.
302
00:12:46,367 --> 00:12:48,367
MORNING.
303
00:12:51,501 --> 00:12:54,033
ANDY, PLEASE,
PUT THOSE AWAY.
304
00:12:57,534 --> 00:12:59,934
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?!
305
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,567
I S-SLEPT
IN THE BACK ROOM.
306
00:13:02,634 --> 00:13:06,601
I'M AFRAID THE STALKER
WILL SHOW UP AT MY PLACE.
307
00:13:06,667 --> 00:13:10,701
DAMN THIS BODY.
IT'S A FREAK MAGNET.
308
00:13:14,133 --> 00:13:16,234
[ CHUCKLES ]
IT'S ALMOST TOO EASY.
309
00:13:16,300 --> 00:13:17,534
WHAT IS?
310
00:13:17,601 --> 00:13:20,934
[ DISTORTED VOICE ]
HEY, FONZ, THIS IS CLAUDIA.
311
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,300
YOU'RE DEAD. AAAAY!
312
00:13:25,534 --> 00:13:27,267
YOU'RE
THE STALKER?!
313
00:13:27,334 --> 00:13:28,968
YES!
314
00:13:29,033 --> 00:13:30,467
WHY WOULD YOU
DO THIS TO HIM?
315
00:13:30,534 --> 00:13:31,868
BECAUSE HE IS
SO MEAN TO ME.
316
00:13:31,934 --> 00:13:33,133
LAST APRIL FOOLS',
317
00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:35,067
HE CALLED ME AND TOLD ME
AUNT CHARLOTTE DIED.
318
00:13:35,133 --> 00:13:36,300
SHE DID.
319
00:13:41,167 --> 00:13:42,367
OOH.
320
00:13:42,434 --> 00:13:45,100
WELL, I'M IN A GROOVE.
I CAN'T STOP NOW.
321
00:13:46,834 --> 00:13:47,968
[ THUD ]
322
00:13:48,033 --> 00:13:50,300
THAT COULD BE ANYTHING.
323
00:13:50,367 --> 00:13:52,167
[ THUD ]
324
00:13:52,234 --> 00:13:54,234
THE HOUSE SETTLING.
325
00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:56,734
[ THUD,
GLASS SHATTERS ]
326
00:13:56,801 --> 00:13:58,734
Gracie: I DIDN'T DO IT.
327
00:14:00,234 --> 00:14:02,067
I'M GOING. I'M GOING.
328
00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:03,467
GRACIE...
329
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,234
GRACIE, DID YOU KNOCK OVER
THE LAMP I HATE?
330
00:14:07,300 --> 00:14:08,300
NO!
331
00:14:08,367 --> 00:14:09,801
ARE YOU LYING?
332
00:14:09,868 --> 00:14:11,634
NO!
RUBY?
333
00:14:11,701 --> 00:14:13,300
SHE DID IT.
334
00:14:13,367 --> 00:14:14,801
NOBODY LIKES A SNITCH.
335
00:14:17,934 --> 00:14:19,400
ALL RIGHT, GRACIE.
336
00:14:19,467 --> 00:14:21,133
GO UP TO YOUR ROOM.
337
00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:22,701
NO!
338
00:14:22,767 --> 00:14:25,200
GRACIE, I'M NOT
GONNA TELL YOU AGAIN.
339
00:14:25,267 --> 00:14:26,234
ONE...
340
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:27,501
TWO...
341
00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:29,467
I COUNT.
YOU DON'T COUNT!
342
00:14:29,534 --> 00:14:30,534
THREE.
343
00:14:30,601 --> 00:14:31,634
ALL RIGHT,
THAT'S IT, THAT'S IT.
344
00:14:31,701 --> 00:14:33,400
NOPE, YOU'RE IN A TIME-OUT,
345
00:14:33,467 --> 00:14:36,200
AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO
BRITNEY'S BIRTHDAY PARTY ON SATURDAY!
346
00:14:36,267 --> 00:14:37,801
I HATE YOU!
347
00:14:37,868 --> 00:14:40,434
YEAH?
WELL, GET IN LINE.
348
00:14:43,701 --> 00:14:45,033
WAS THAT "I HATE YOU"
I JUST HEARD?
349
00:14:45,100 --> 00:14:46,167
YEAH.
350
00:14:46,234 --> 00:14:47,567
OH, THEN
YOU DID IT RIGHT!
351
00:14:47,634 --> 00:14:50,334
THANK YOU, HONEY.
WHAT DID YOU DO?
352
00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:51,334
I GAVE HER A TIME-OUT.
353
00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:52,901
GOOD.
354
00:14:52,968 --> 00:14:55,100
AND I TOLD HER SHE CAN'T GO
TO BRITNEY'S BIRTHDAY PARTY
355
00:14:55,167 --> 00:14:56,100
ON SATURDAY.
356
00:14:56,167 --> 00:14:58,367
NO, NO, JIM.
YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
357
00:14:58,434 --> 00:15:00,968
BRITNEY JUST MOVED IN.
SHE ONLY HAS TWO FRIENDS.
358
00:15:01,033 --> 00:15:02,868
GRACIE'S HALF THE PARTY!
359
00:15:02,934 --> 00:15:04,868
WE'LL SEND RUBY.
360
00:15:04,934 --> 00:15:06,234
SHE DOESN'T
EVEN KNOW RUBY.
361
00:15:06,300 --> 00:15:09,033
COME ON.
THEY'RE LITTLE GIRLS. THEY ALL LOOK ALIKE.
362
00:15:09,100 --> 00:15:10,200
NO, JIM, REALLY,
363
00:15:10,267 --> 00:15:12,400
THE WHOLE FAMILY
IS GONNA HATE US.
364
00:15:12,467 --> 00:15:13,767
YOU HAVE TO UNDO THIS.
365
00:15:13,834 --> 00:15:16,133
CHERYL, DON'T ASK ME
TO DO SOMETHING,
366
00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:18,701
THEN TELL ME THE WAY
I DID IT WAS WRONG.
367
00:15:18,767 --> 00:15:21,634
I MEAN, IT'S
LIKE OUR HONEYMOON ALL OVER AGAIN.
368
00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:29,200
OH, I KNOW. I'M SORRY.
369
00:15:29,267 --> 00:15:31,133
I KNOW
BRITNEY'S VERY UPSET.
370
00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:33,868
HEY, YOU KNOW,
I HAVE AN OLDER DAUGHTER WHO COULD COME.
371
00:15:33,934 --> 00:15:35,634
YEAH, YEAH, I'LL HOLD.
372
00:15:35,701 --> 00:15:36,834
WHAT A MESS.
373
00:15:36,901 --> 00:15:37,934
WHAT'S GOING ON?
374
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,367
WELL, THE OTHER
LITTLE GIRL GOT SICK,
375
00:15:39,434 --> 00:15:40,400
SO IF GRACIE DOESN'T GO,
376
00:15:40,467 --> 00:15:41,834
THEY HAVE TO CANCEL
BRITNEY'S PARTY.
377
00:15:41,901 --> 00:15:43,167
NOPE. I DON'T CARE.
378
00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:45,601
YEAH, HI, HI, DONNA.
379
00:15:45,667 --> 00:15:49,868
OH, I KNOW. I KNOW.
IT-IT -- I KNOW.
380
00:15:49,934 --> 00:15:51,767
GIVE ME THE PHONE.
LET ME HANDLE THIS.
381
00:15:51,834 --> 00:15:55,267
HELLO. YES, THIS
IS GRACIE'S FATHER.
382
00:15:55,334 --> 00:15:57,167
YEAH, LISTEN --
383
00:15:57,234 --> 00:16:00,300
PLEASE
DON'T DO THAT.
384
00:16:00,367 --> 00:16:01,767
HI, BRITNEY.
385
00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:05,400
HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
SWEETIE.
386
00:16:05,467 --> 00:16:08,734
NO, NO, GRACIE
DOESN'T HATE YOU.
387
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,567
NO, SHE DOESN'T.
388
00:16:10,634 --> 00:16:12,467
NO, SHE DOESN'T.
389
00:16:12,534 --> 00:16:15,100
NO, SHE DOESN'T.
390
00:16:15,167 --> 00:16:19,234
BRITNEY,
PLEASE DON'T CRY.
391
00:16:19,300 --> 00:16:21,767
OKAY, GRACIE WILL
BE THERE SATURDAY.
392
00:16:21,834 --> 00:16:24,667
OKAY. NEW PLAN.
393
00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:26,200
ALL RIGHT.
394
00:16:26,267 --> 00:16:27,901
ALL RIGHT,
WE'LL TELL GRACIE
395
00:16:27,968 --> 00:16:30,467
SHE CAN GO TO
BRITNEY'S BIRTHDAY ON SATURDAY,
396
00:16:30,534 --> 00:16:32,334
BUT NO SOCCER
ON SUNDAY.
397
00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:33,968
AH! THAT'S GOOD.
SHE LOVES SOCCER.
398
00:16:34,033 --> 00:16:36,100
GRACIE, COME HERE,
SWEETIE.
399
00:16:36,167 --> 00:16:38,667
OKAY...
YOU WANNA TELL HER, OR YOU WANT ME TO DO IT?
400
00:16:38,734 --> 00:16:40,133
NO, YOU DO IT.
YOU NEED THE PRACTICE.
401
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,701
TELL YOU WHAT, YOU DO IT,
AND I'LL TAKE OUT THE TRASH.
402
00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:43,667
NO, YOU WON'T.
I KNOW.
403
00:16:43,734 --> 00:16:47,100
GRACIE...
COME ON IN HERE.
404
00:16:47,167 --> 00:16:48,601
SIT ON THE COUCH,
GRACIE.
405
00:16:48,667 --> 00:16:51,467
MOMMY AND DADDY WANT
TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.
406
00:16:51,534 --> 00:16:53,234
WE'RE GONNA LET YOU
GO TO BRITNEY'S PARTY.
407
00:16:53,300 --> 00:16:54,601
YAY!
408
00:16:54,667 --> 00:16:56,200
DON'T "YAY" SO FAST, OK?
409
00:16:56,267 --> 00:16:57,534
'CAUSE YOU'RE
STILL BEING PUNISHED
410
00:16:57,601 --> 00:16:59,200
FOR NOT LISTENING
TO MOMMY AND DADDY.
411
00:16:59,267 --> 00:17:00,667
SO...
412
00:17:00,734 --> 00:17:02,334
NO SOCCER ON SUNDAY.
413
00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:05,000
OH, WE CAN'T DO THAT.
SUNDAY'S TROPHY DAY.
414
00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:06,100
WHAT DO YOU GOT MONDAY?
415
00:17:06,167 --> 00:17:07,701
KARATE.
416
00:17:07,767 --> 00:17:08,734
NO KARATE.
417
00:17:08,801 --> 00:17:09,767
SHE HATES KARATE.
418
00:17:09,834 --> 00:17:12,133
THEN, BY GOD,
YOU'RE GOING TO KARATE.
419
00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:13,667
JIM, THIS ISN'T WORKING.
420
00:17:13,734 --> 00:17:15,901
WHY DON'T WE TAKE AWAY
FRIDAY NIGHT?
421
00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:18,400
FRIDAY?!
WE CAN'T DO THAT.
422
00:17:18,467 --> 00:17:20,167
THAT'S
SPAGHETTI FACTORY NIGHT.
423
00:17:20,234 --> 00:17:21,300
WELL...
424
00:17:21,367 --> 00:17:24,567
[ SIGHS ]
425
00:17:24,634 --> 00:17:25,567
COULD I GO NOW?
426
00:17:25,634 --> 00:17:28,234
YEAH, SURE, GO.
427
00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:30,767
WELL, ALL RIGHT.
428
00:17:30,834 --> 00:17:32,300
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
429
00:17:32,367 --> 00:17:34,300
I THINK...
430
00:17:34,367 --> 00:17:37,133
I'M GONNA TRY
THE RAVIOLI THIS TIME.
431
00:17:41,033 --> 00:17:42,367
[ THUD ]
432
00:17:42,434 --> 00:17:44,901
OH, WHAT IS SHE DOING NOW?
YOU KNOW WHAT? I GIVE UP.
433
00:17:44,968 --> 00:17:46,601
NO, NO, NO.
434
00:17:46,667 --> 00:17:48,334
NO, CHERYL, NO,
YOU DON'T GIVE UP.
435
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,334
YOU GOTTA THINK.
436
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:52,334
THINK.
437
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:56,767
WHAT WOULD
GOOD PARENTS DO?
438
00:18:00,767 --> 00:18:02,567
HI. WE'RE SORRY
TO BOTHER YOU.
439
00:18:02,634 --> 00:18:04,300
YEAH, WE LIVE
DOWN THE BLOCK.
440
00:18:04,367 --> 00:18:07,234
OH, YEAH, YOU'RE
THE GUY THAT STOLE MY NEWSPAPER LAST YEAR.
441
00:18:07,300 --> 00:18:11,067
UH...I-I THOUGHT
YOU WERE OUT OF TOWN.
442
00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:13,934
WHY DID YOU RUN AWAY?
443
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,567
NOW, THAT WAS
ANOTHER GUY.
444
00:18:16,634 --> 00:18:18,434
YOU KNOW,
IF HE WAS RUNNING,
445
00:18:18,501 --> 00:18:21,334
IT REALLY
WASN'T JIM.
446
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:22,968
UH, [CLEARS THROAT]
LISTEN...
447
00:18:23,033 --> 00:18:24,200
THE REASON WE'RE HERE
448
00:18:24,267 --> 00:18:26,534
IS THAT MY DAUGHTER GRACIE
WOULD LIKE TO SAY SOMETHING.
449
00:18:26,601 --> 00:18:27,934
GRACIE?
450
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,667
I'M BAD.
HERE'S THE CANDY.
451
00:18:30,734 --> 00:18:33,934
I DON'T GET IT.
452
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,634
WELL, SHE'S BAD...
453
00:18:35,701 --> 00:18:40,334
AND, UH...WE'RE GIVING
HER HALLOWEEN CANDY BACK
454
00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:41,434
TO TEACH HER A LESSON.
455
00:18:42,834 --> 00:18:45,000
WOULD YOU JUST
TAKE THE CANDY?
456
00:18:45,067 --> 00:18:46,534
NO!
457
00:18:46,601 --> 00:18:49,601
COME ON, MAN, JUST--
JUST TAKE THE CANDY.
458
00:18:49,667 --> 00:18:51,734
HEY, DON'T DRAG ME
INTO YOUR FREAK SHOW.
459
00:18:51,801 --> 00:18:55,367
LOOK, JUST TAKE
SOME CANDY BACK, MAN!
460
00:18:55,434 --> 00:18:58,200
I DON'T LIKE CANDY!
I DON'T EAT IT!
461
00:18:58,267 --> 00:19:00,767
WELL, YOU'RE EATING
SOMETHING,PORK CHOP!
462
00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:09,501
HOLD IT.
463
00:19:09,567 --> 00:19:11,434
GRACIE, WOULD YOU
SIT RIGHT THERE FOR A MINUTE, PLEASE?
464
00:19:14,567 --> 00:19:16,100
[ SIGHS ]
YOU GO.
465
00:19:16,167 --> 00:19:18,033
I ALWAYS GO.
YOU GO.
466
00:19:18,100 --> 00:19:20,701
YOU NEVER GO.
I KNOW.
467
00:19:20,767 --> 00:19:23,067
GRACIE...
468
00:19:23,133 --> 00:19:25,334
LISTEN.
469
00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:27,667
DO YOU KNOW
WHY WE GAVE THE CANDY BACK?
470
00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:29,501
I DON'T KNOW.
471
00:19:30,801 --> 00:19:33,033
CAN I WEAR
MY PINK PANTS TOMORROW?
472
00:19:33,100 --> 00:19:34,701
SURE, HONEY.
473
00:19:34,767 --> 00:19:37,434
YAY!
474
00:19:37,501 --> 00:19:39,434
SHOULD I
HAVE SAID NO?
475
00:19:39,501 --> 00:19:42,901
[ CHUCKLES ]
I DON'T KNOW, HONEY.
476
00:19:42,968 --> 00:19:45,901
[ CHUCKLES ]
477
00:19:52,100 --> 00:19:54,868
YOU GONNA EAT
THAT WHOLE THING?
478
00:19:58,834 --> 00:20:00,234
AH!
479
00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:03,467
MMM.
480
00:20:06,133 --> 00:20:08,167
YOU KEEP IT.
481
00:20:08,234 --> 00:20:11,300
OHH.
482
00:20:17,501 --> 00:20:19,667
[ FIENDISH LAUGHTER ]
483
00:20:21,467 --> 00:20:22,767
THANK GOD
YOU GUYS ARE HERE.
484
00:20:22,834 --> 00:20:24,634
WHAT IS THIS ABOUT?
485
00:20:24,701 --> 00:20:27,767
HE WAS HARASSING
A WOMAN-- A CLAUDIA NOONAN.
486
00:20:27,834 --> 00:20:28,934
[ GASPS ] OH, MY GOD.
487
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,901
I WENT TO HER PLACE
JUST TO TALK.
488
00:20:30,968 --> 00:20:32,767
SHE WOULDN'T
ANSWER THE DOOR,
489
00:20:32,834 --> 00:20:33,801
SO I KICKED IT IN.
490
00:20:33,868 --> 00:20:35,300
AND THEN SHE GOES AHEAD
AND CALLS THE COPS
491
00:20:35,367 --> 00:20:37,300
LIKE I'M THE NUTJOB.
492
00:20:37,367 --> 00:20:39,200
IT WAS ME.
493
00:20:39,267 --> 00:20:41,467
IT WAS A HALLOWEEN PRANK.
494
00:20:41,534 --> 00:20:43,634
CLAUDIA WASN'T STALKING YOU.
I WAS.
495
00:20:43,701 --> 00:20:46,367
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO COME
DOWN TO THE STATION WITH ME.
496
00:20:46,434 --> 00:20:48,667
WHAT?
WAIT A MINUTE. GUYS!
497
00:20:48,734 --> 00:20:50,934
IT'S OKAY. WE'LL FOLLOW
YOU DOWN, AND WE'LL BAIL YOU OUT.
498
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,701
I CAN'T GO TO JAIL!
499
00:20:52,767 --> 00:20:55,968
THEY HAVE TOILETS IN
THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM!
500
00:20:56,033 --> 00:20:59,434
OH, NO, I--
501
00:20:59,501 --> 00:21:01,133
I CAN'T
BELIEVE THAT.
502
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:03,234
WHAT ARE WE
GONNA DO?
503
00:21:04,901 --> 00:21:08,400
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
504
00:21:08,467 --> 00:21:09,667
WAS THAT
A REAL COP?!
505
00:21:09,734 --> 00:21:11,267
HE'S A STRIPPER.
506
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:14,334
REALLY?
507
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:17,234
I DIDN'T SAY
HE WAS GOOD.
508
00:21:17,300 --> 00:21:18,601
Jim: CHERYL!
509
00:21:18,667 --> 00:21:22,567
THERE'S A NAKED COP
DANCING ON OUR LAWN!
510
00:21:22,634 --> 00:21:24,701
I KNOW, HONEY.
IGNORE IT.
511
00:21:24,767 --> 00:21:26,467
Jim: OKAY!
512
00:21:26,517 --> 00:21:31,067
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