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USE MORE
KETCHUP.
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[BOTH GIGGLE]
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DANA! DANA!
WHAT?!
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DUCK! DUCK! DUCK!
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WHAT ARE YOU --
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DANA, DANA, DANA,
I NEED A FAVOR.
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I'M GREAT, JIM.
HOW ARE YOU?
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YOU KNOW, WHY DO YOU WOMEN
ALWAYS NEED FOREPLAY
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FOR EVERYTHING?
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OHH!
LISTEN...
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I-I NEED YOU TO PICK UP
CHERYL'S ANNIVERSARY GIFT FOR ME
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AT THE OAKBROOK MALL.
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WHICH STORE?
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UH, I DON'T KNOW YET.
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THAT'S THE OTHER PART
OF THE FAVOR.
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YOU HAVEN'T EVEN
GOTTEN HER GIFT YET? NO.
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JIM, I AM SICK AND TIRED OF
DOING THIS FOR YOU EVERY YEAR!
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COME ON, COME ON,
COME ON, PLEASE.
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YOU KNOW, I JUST
LOVE HER SO MUCH,
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AND I JUST -- I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO PUT IT INTO A GIFT.
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DANA, COME ON.
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PLEASE, YOU --
YOU'RE SO GOOD AT IT.
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[ SIGHS ] YOU KNOW,
IF CHERYL WASN'T MY SISTER,
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I WOULD LET YOU FRY.
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GOOD! COME HERE.
ALL RIGHT.
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OKAY, HERE'S
THE DEAL, ALL RIGHT?
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WE'RE GONNA DO THE SAME
THING WE DO EVERY YEAR.
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$15 A YEAR TIMES 10 --
THAT'S...150 BUCKS.
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JIM, THIS IS
YOUR 10th ANNIVERSARY.
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SINCE YOU LOVE HER
SO MUCH,
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DON'T YOU WANT TO DO
SOMETHING SPECIAL?
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YEAH.
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ALL RIGHT,
THROW ANOTHER $15 IN.
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IT'S READY, MOM!
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OH, BOY.
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HAPPY ANNIVERSARY,
MOMMY!
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HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!
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EAT IT NOW!
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OKAY.
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I SURE HOPE
THESE ARE RAISINS.
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MMM...
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[ Muffled ] IT'S GOOD.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M ALL FULL.
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WHY DON'T YOU GIRLS RUN UP
AND GET YOUR BACKPACKS, OKAY?
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OHH!
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HAPPY ANNIVERSARY.
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OH, WHAT'S THIS?
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[ GASPS ] "A DAY FOR TWO
AT THE SERENITY SPA."
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YEP.
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I BOOKED YOU AND JIM
A COUPLE'S MASSAGE
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WITH TWO OF
THE BEST GUYS THERE.
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OH, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.
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DAMN RIGHT!
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THE ONLY GUY TOUCHING ME
IS GONNA BE ME.
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AND THAT'S ONLY
IN AN EMERGENCY.
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OH, DARN.
JIM CAN'T GO.
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AWW.
SATURDAY GOOD FOR YOU?
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PERFECT.
EXCELLENT.
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WELL, YOU KNOW,
THAT SERENITY SPA SURE IS NICE,
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BUT IT'S NOT AS NICE
AS THE GIFT I GOT YOU.
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OH, HONEY,
I JUST CAN'T WAIT!
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EVERY YEAR
YOUR ANNIVERSARY GIFT
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IS BETTER
THAN THE YEAR BEFORE.
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THEY'RE SO...SENSITIVE
AND THOUGHTFUL.
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IT'S ALMOST LIKE THEY'RE --
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FROM A DIFFERENT
PERSON?
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YES!
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WELL, THIS YEAR'S
GIFT, HONEY...
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THIS YEAR'S GIFT
IS "WOW"!
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OH! CAN YOU GIVE ME
A HINT?
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WELL, IT'S...
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A SLIGHTLY HIGHER RETAIL
VALUE THAN LAST YEAR.
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OH! IS HE THE BEST?
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OH, YEAH. WHY AREN'T THERE
MORE MEN LIKE YOU?
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OH, YEAH --
EVOLUTION.
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WHAT'S WITH HER?
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WHO CARES?
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MMM...THIS IS GREAT.
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UGH.
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IS THIS A CRAYON?
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HAH!
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OH, BABY.
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HEY, JIM,
YOU'LL NEVER GUESS
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WHAT RUBY, GRACIE, AND I ARE
DOING FOR YOUR ANNIVERSARY.
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ANOTHER "UNCLE ANDY'S
PUPPET SHOW"?
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NO.
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HEY, JIM, WAIT TILL YOU SEE
WHAT I GOT FOR CHE--
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
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OH, HI, ANDY.
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HEY, DANA.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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OH, WELL --
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WHAT, CAN'T SHE COME
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AND VISIT HER FAVORITE
BROTHER-IN-LAW?
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DANA, YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT
THE KIDS AND I ARE DOING
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FOR JIM AND CHERYL'S
ANNIVERSARY.
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"UNCLE ANDY'S
PUPPET SHOW"? YEAH.
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DAMN. THERE'S A LEAK.
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DID YOU GET SOMETHING?
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OKAY, WAIT TILL
YOU SEE THIS.
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I THINK I REALLY
OUTDID MYSELF THIS YEAR.
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OH, GIVE ME THAT.
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WOW...A BRACELET.
YEAH.
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THAT OUGHT TO WORK,
HUH?
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IT'S A CHARM BRACELET.
SEE, IT'S WHITE GOLD.
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AND EVERY CHARM
ON HERE REPRESENTS
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A DIFFERENT
MEMORABLE EVENT
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FROM EVERY YEAR
THAT YOU'VE BEEN MARRIED.
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HOW MUCH?
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SEE, LIKE, THIS IS
FOR WHEN YOU PROPOSED.
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AND THIS ONE IS
FROM THAT STONES CONCERT.
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HOW MUCH, DANA?!
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$500.
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500 BUCKS?!
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COME ON, I'M ALREADY
GETTING THE MILK FOR FREE.
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HEY, THAT COW
IS MY SISTER.
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DANA, YOU BROKE THE RULE.
THE RULE IS $15 A YEAR.
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THIS -- THIS BRACELET
IS, LIKE --
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JIM.
LET ME SEE. HOLD ON.
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IT'S, LIKE, A 33 1/3-YEAR
ANNIVERSARY GIFT.
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AUGH! YOU ARE
UNBELIEVABLE!
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FOR 10 YEARS
YOU'VE DONE NOTHING.
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ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
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I DON'T THINK YOU'VE
EVEN EVER SAID "THANK YOU."
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WOW! WHAT'S THAT?
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THIS? UH, THIS IS
CHERYL'S ANNIVERSARY GIFT.
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I GOT IT.
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YOU LIKE IT?
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IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
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HOW DO YOU DO IT
YEAR AFTER YEAR?
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WELL, ANDY,
I'LL TELL YOU --
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I DON'T SHOP WITH THIS,
I SHOP WITH THIS.
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SHOW HIM
WHAT YOU THINK WITH.
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HEY, ANDY,
YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I'M NOT REALLY GOOD
AT WRAPPING GIFTS.
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COULD YOU WRAP
THIS FOR ME?
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YEAH. WHERE'S THE PAPER?
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AT THE STORE.
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WOULD YOU MIND RUNNING
OUT TO PICK SOME UP?
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AND PICK UP A CARD, TOO,
FOR ME, WILL YOU?
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AND MAKE IT ROMANTIC,
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YOU KNOW, SOMETHING
WITH ZIGGYON IT.
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OKAY. OH, BUT LET'S
NOT TELL CHERYL.
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IT'D BE GREAT IF SHE THOUGHT
THAT YOU DID EVERYTHING.
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ALL RIGHT.
WE'LL DO IT YOUR WAY.
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I FEEL SO NAUGHTY.
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CHERYL,
YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN --
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ANOTHER GREAT
ANNIVERSARY DINNER.
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AW, THANK YOU,
SWEETIE.
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CHERYL, NO, NO, NO, NO.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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COME ON, COME ON.
THIS IS A SPECIAL DAY.
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OHH.
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YOU CAN CLEAR THESE LATER.
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OKAY, EVERYONE.
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PLEASE MAKE YOUR WAY
INTO THE LIVING ROOM
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FOR A VERY
SPECIAL PERFORMANCE.
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REMEMBER TO TURN OFF
ALL CELL PHONES AND PAGERS...
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AND PLEASE,
NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY.
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GEE, I HOPE THERE'S
GONNA BE SNACKS.
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WHY DON'T YOU JUST FINISH
WHAT'S ON YOUR CHIN?
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I TRY TO EAT
THE SHIRT STUFF FIRST.
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OH.
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OKAY, OKAY.
HERE'S THE BIG SHOW!
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
"THE UNCLE ANDY PLAYERS" PRESENT
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"WHEN DADDY PROPOSED
TO MOMMY."
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INTERIOR --
ITALIAN RESTAURANT -- EVENING.
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JIM AND CHERYL ARE MEETING
FOR A VERY SPECIAL DATE.
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CUE MUSIC.
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PRESS "PLAY."
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THE PINK BUTTON!
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[ ITALIAN CONCERTINA
MUSIC PLAYS ]
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JIM DECIDES TO PLAY
A PRANK ON CHERYL.
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HEY, CHERYL,
DO YOU WANNA COOL OFF?
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JIM THEN POURS HIS BEER
ONTO CHERYL.
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SSSSSH...
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SHE DOESN'T LOOK HAPPY.
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I'M HAPPY.
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NOT HAPPY.
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I'M NOT HAPPY.
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JIM, NOT KNOWING HOW
TO DEFLECT THE ATTENTION FROM HIS STUPIDITY,
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POPS THE ULTIMATE QUESTION.
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ARE YOU GONNA
FINISH THAT?
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NO, REALLY,
WHAT HE SAID WAS...
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WILL YOU MARRY ME?
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CHERYL WAS SHOCKED.
[ GASPS ]
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JIM SAID
IF THE ANSWER WAS "YES,"
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SHE SHOULD POUR
HER DRINK ONTO HIM.
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SSSSSH...
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AND THEY LIVED
HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
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THE END.
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AWW.
AWW.
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THAT WAS GREAT,
GIRLS. YAY! BRAVO!
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YOU GIRLS
ARE REALLY CUTE.
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OKAY, NOW I HAVE
A SURPRISE FOR DADDY.
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YOU, WAIT HERE.
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ANDY, WOULD YOU GIVE ME
A HAND?
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OH, I DON'T NEED A GIFT.
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SO, JIM, YOU WANNA
JUST WRITE ME A CHECK FOR CHERYL'S PRESENT?
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WHERE'S THE RECEIPT?
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WHAT, YOU THINK
I'M TRYING TO CHEAT YOU?
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YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T SAY THAT,
BUT INTERESTING YOU WOULD GO THERE.
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YOU UNGRATEFUL JERK!
GIVE ME THE BRACELET!
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COME ON, COME ON,
HOW MUCH WAS IT REALLY?
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YOU'RE SUCH A JACKASS.
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COME ON, LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT
NEW SHOES THERE, DON'T YOU?
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HEY, COME ON,
GIVE ME THAT!
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Cheryl:
OKAY, CLOSE YOUR EYES!
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[ WHEELS ROLLING ]
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ARE THEY CLOSED?!
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YES.
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OKAY, KEEP THEM CLOSED.
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OKAY,
YOU CAN OPEN THEM.
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IT'S
A MASSAGE CHAIR!
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OH, GOD! LOOK AT THAT!
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WOW! OH, CHERYL, COME ON,
THIS MUST HAVE COST A FORTUNE.
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NOPE, IT'S FAKE LEATHER.
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YEAH, THAT'S MY GIRL.
HA HA HA.
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THANK YOU.
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YOU'RE WELCOME.
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I JUST LOVE IT.
IT'S GREAT.
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NOW...
IT'S TIME FOR YOUR GIFT.
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[ SQUEALS ]
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AND I THOUGHT
IT WOULD BE MORE ROMANTIC IF DANA GAVE IT TO YOU.
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DANA.
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OH, HONEY,
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"HIPPO ANNIVERSARY"
TO YOU, TOO.
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AWW.
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HERE, LET ME GET IT.
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[ GASPS ] OH, HONEY...
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IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
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IT IS, ISN'T IT?
IT'S WHITE GOLD.
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THAT'S LIKE REAL GOLD
BUT WHITE.
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A-AND YOU KNOW
THE BEST PART OF IT IS --
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IT'S EACH CHARM REPRESENTS
SOME MEMORABLE EVENT
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FROM EVERY YEAR
THAT WE WERE MARRIED.
235
00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:49,968
OH, HONEY.
236
00:09:50,033 --> 00:09:54,067
THIS IS YOUR MOST WONDERFUL
AND PERSONAL GIFT EVER.
237
00:09:54,133 --> 00:09:57,868
OH. CAN YOU BELIEVE
HE DID THIS?
238
00:09:57,934 --> 00:09:59,167
NO.
239
00:10:01,300 --> 00:10:03,601
HOW DID YOU
COME UP WITH THIS?
240
00:10:07,067 --> 00:10:11,400
WELL...I, UH, I STARTED LOOKING
THROUGH SOME WEDDING PHOTOS.
241
00:10:11,467 --> 00:10:12,567
OHH.
242
00:10:12,634 --> 00:10:15,067
AND THEN I TOOK
A WALK ALONG THE LAKE
243
00:10:15,133 --> 00:10:18,167
AND STOPPED AT THE CHURCH
WHERE WE GOT MARRIED.
244
00:10:20,133 --> 00:10:22,100
I DON'T KNOW. IT, UH,
JUST CAME TO ME, YOU KNOW?
245
00:10:22,167 --> 00:10:25,667
WHITE GOLD --
WRAP IT YOURSELF.
246
00:10:27,734 --> 00:10:32,334
[ Laughing ] OH, LOOK,
IT'S A TINY, LITTLE BEER MUG.
247
00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:34,734
YEAH, THAT'S FOR THE YEAR
I PROPOSED TO YOU.
248
00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:37,934
OH, AND LIPS
WITH A TONGUE STICKING OUT.
249
00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,667
THAT'S FROM
THE ROLLING STONE CONCERT.
250
00:10:39,734 --> 00:10:41,334
OH, LOOK,
A LITTLE TRAFFIC LIGHT.
251
00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:43,167
TRAFFIC LIGHT?
Oh.
252
00:10:43,234 --> 00:10:45,934
WHAT'S THAT FOR, JIM?
253
00:10:50,300 --> 00:10:53,667
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
CHERYL TELLS IT BETTER THAN ME.
254
00:10:53,734 --> 00:10:55,434
YOU BOUGHT IT.
YOU TELL IT.
255
00:10:57,534 --> 00:10:59,467
WELL, HONEY,
YOU KNOW, UH, I --
256
00:10:59,534 --> 00:11:02,133
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I DON'T WANNA HOG, UH, THE SPOTLIGHT HERE.
257
00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:05,033
MAYBE...UH, DANA,
DO YOU THINK YOU COULD ADD SOMETHING TO THE STORY?
258
00:11:05,100 --> 00:11:06,367
NOT WITHOUT A RECEIPT.
259
00:11:08,367 --> 00:11:12,367
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT SHE MEANS BY THAT!
260
00:11:12,434 --> 00:11:14,334
JIM?
YES?
261
00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:17,133
DO YOU KNOW WHAT
THIS CHARM IS FOR?
262
00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:19,701
OF COURSE I KNOW
WHAT IT'S FOR.
263
00:11:19,767 --> 00:11:23,901
BUT...YOU KNOW
WHAT I THINK WOULD BE FUN --
264
00:11:23,968 --> 00:11:26,100
I MEAN FOR EVERYONE --
265
00:11:26,167 --> 00:11:30,634
IS IF DANA COULD TELL US
WHAT THE CHARM IS FOR.
266
00:11:30,701 --> 00:11:31,901
I DON'T KNOW.
267
00:11:31,968 --> 00:11:34,400
WELL, THEN WHY
DID I PUT IT ON THE BRACELET?!
268
00:11:34,467 --> 00:11:36,501
WHY DID I PUT IT
ON THE BRACELET?!
269
00:11:36,567 --> 00:11:39,734
THAT IS THE QUESTION
AT HAND NOW.
270
00:11:39,801 --> 00:11:42,968
WHY DID I PUT -- YOU KNOW WHAT?
I GOT NOTES IN THE KITCHEN
271
00:11:43,033 --> 00:11:44,534
'CAUSE I WROTE THIS WHOLE THING
UP ABOUT THE CHARMS --
272
00:11:44,601 --> 00:11:45,534
JIM?
273
00:11:45,601 --> 00:11:47,834
YES?
274
00:11:47,901 --> 00:11:51,000
YOU DIDN'T BUY
THIS BRACELET, DID YOU?
275
00:11:51,067 --> 00:11:52,334
I PAID FOR IT.
HA!
276
00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:53,567
I'M GONNA PAY FOR IT.
277
00:11:56,767 --> 00:11:58,467
SO DANA BOUGHT THIS?
278
00:11:58,534 --> 00:12:00,033
HUH?
279
00:12:00,100 --> 00:12:02,534
HAS SHE BOUGHT
ANY OF OUR OTHER ANNIVERSARY GIFTS?
280
00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:06,801
SOME OF THEM.
281
00:12:06,868 --> 00:12:08,467
WHICH ONES?
282
00:12:08,534 --> 00:12:10,634
ALL OF THEM.
283
00:12:11,701 --> 00:12:13,934
I'M SORRY, CHERYL, I --
284
00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:18,634
SO...IN THE 10 YEARS
WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER...
285
00:12:18,701 --> 00:12:20,334
YES.
286
00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:23,167
...YOU HAVEN'T
PICKED OUT ONE OF MY ANNIVERSARY GIFTS?
287
00:12:29,634 --> 00:12:32,834
SUDDENLY, ME WRAPPING IT
DOESN'T SEEM SO BAD.
288
00:12:39,934 --> 00:12:42,167
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY,
CHERYL,
289
00:12:42,234 --> 00:12:44,067
I REMEMBER WHAT
THE TRAFFIC LIGHT CHARM MEANS.
290
00:12:44,133 --> 00:12:46,934
IT WAS THE TIME WE PLAYED
"RED LIGHT, GREEN LIGHT" WITH THE KIDS,
291
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,133
AND YOU CHIPPED
YOUR TOOTH.
292
00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:49,200
NO!
293
00:12:49,267 --> 00:12:50,934
OKAY, IT WAS
AT THE STATE FAIR
294
00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:53,167
AND THAT GUY WAS GONNA
GUESS MY WEIGHT BY PICKING ME UP,
295
00:12:53,234 --> 00:12:56,067
AND HE DIDN'T EVEN
WORK THERE.
296
00:12:56,133 --> 00:12:58,367
THERE'S NOT EVEN
A TRAFFIC LIGHT IN THAT STORY.
297
00:12:58,434 --> 00:13:00,167
I KNOW,
BUT IT STILL BOTHERS ME.
298
00:13:02,334 --> 00:13:05,100
I CAN'T BELIEVE
THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON BEHIND MY BACK
299
00:13:05,167 --> 00:13:06,567
FOR 10 YEARS!
300
00:13:06,634 --> 00:13:09,200
AW, COME ON, CHERYL,
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
301
00:13:09,267 --> 00:13:12,467
THE BIG DEAL?!
YOU DON'T CHOOSE MY GIFTS.
302
00:13:12,534 --> 00:13:13,901
YOU DIDN'T EVEN PAY
FOR THIS ONE.
303
00:13:13,968 --> 00:13:15,133
I'M GONNA PAY FOR IT.
304
00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:17,200
I JUST NEED A RECEIPT
FOR MY TAXES.
305
00:13:17,267 --> 00:13:19,234
YOU CAN'T WRITE
JEWELRY OFF.
306
00:13:19,300 --> 00:13:22,267
YOU CAN IF IT'S
A BUSINESS GIFT.
307
00:13:22,334 --> 00:13:26,534
BY THE WAY, IF ANYBODY ASKS YOU,
YOU'RE A WELDER.
308
00:13:26,601 --> 00:13:30,601
YOU TELL THE I.R.S. YOU BUY
CHARM BRACELETS FOR WELDERS?
309
00:13:30,667 --> 00:13:33,100
I'M NOT PROUD OF IT,
CHERYL.
310
00:13:33,167 --> 00:13:35,701
JIM, IT'S NOT FUNNY.
311
00:13:35,767 --> 00:13:37,200
YOU KNOW, THOSE GIFTS
YOU GOT ME EVERY YEAR
312
00:13:37,267 --> 00:13:39,300
MADE ME FEEL
LIKE YOU REALLY KNEW ME.
313
00:13:39,367 --> 00:13:40,968
OBVIOUSLY YOU DON'T.
314
00:13:41,033 --> 00:13:42,934
YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU REALLY DON'T KNOW ME.
315
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,801
BECAUSE IF YOU DID,
YOU'D BE THANKING ME
316
00:13:44,868 --> 00:13:46,767
FOR NOT GETTING YOU
A BUNCH OF LOUSY GIFTS
317
00:13:46,834 --> 00:13:48,667
THAT YOU'RE PROBABLY
GONNA RETURN ANYWAY.
318
00:13:48,734 --> 00:13:49,934
I KNOW YOU.
319
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,167
OH, YOU DO, DO YOU?
320
00:13:51,234 --> 00:13:53,400
OKAY, WELL, WHAT AM I
THINKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW?
321
00:13:53,467 --> 00:13:54,534
CAKE.
322
00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:57,100
THAT'S NOT FAIR.
I JUST HAD CAKE.
323
00:13:58,701 --> 00:14:01,200
JIM, DON'T YOU SEE?
324
00:14:01,267 --> 00:14:02,734
WHATEVER YOU GOT ME,
IF IT CAME FROM YOUR HEART,
325
00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:06,000
I WOULD LOVE IT
AND CHERISH IT FOREVER.
326
00:14:06,067 --> 00:14:08,167
OH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
COME ON!
327
00:14:08,234 --> 00:14:11,934
WOMEN ALWAYS SAY THAT,
AND THEY DON'T MEAN IT.
328
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,067
WELL, I DO!
329
00:14:14,133 --> 00:14:16,200
OKAY. FINE.
330
00:14:16,267 --> 00:14:17,868
SO, THEN FROM NOW ON,
331
00:14:17,934 --> 00:14:20,234
WHATEVER I GET YOU,
YOU'RE GONNA LOVE?
332
00:14:20,300 --> 00:14:22,901
IF IT COMES FROM YOUR HEART,
THEN YES.
333
00:14:22,968 --> 00:14:24,067
OKAY.
334
00:14:24,133 --> 00:14:25,300
OKAY.
335
00:14:25,367 --> 00:14:27,167
OKAY.
336
00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:28,400
YOU KNOW WHAT?
337
00:14:28,467 --> 00:14:31,167
I DON'T CARE
WHERE THIS CAME FROM.
338
00:14:31,234 --> 00:14:34,000
I LOVE IT!
339
00:14:34,067 --> 00:14:35,968
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
THE ONLY THING ABOUT THIS IS...
340
00:14:36,033 --> 00:14:37,400
IT WON'T RUB
YOUR FEET.
341
00:14:37,467 --> 00:14:38,567
FORGET IT, JIM.
342
00:14:41,734 --> 00:14:43,400
ANDY, COME HERE,
COME HERE.
343
00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:45,567
COME ON, LET ME ASK YOU
SOMETHING.
344
00:14:45,634 --> 00:14:47,968
WHAT IS THE ONE THING
THAT I REALLY WANT
345
00:14:48,033 --> 00:14:50,133
THAT CHERYL SAID
WILL NEVER HAPPEN?
346
00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:53,300
DOUGHNUTS WITH LIQUOR
IN THEM.
347
00:14:54,934 --> 00:14:56,868
NO! BUT I THINK
SOMEONE'S GONNA MAKE
348
00:14:56,934 --> 00:14:59,200
A LOT OF MONEY OFF THAT.
349
00:14:59,267 --> 00:15:02,367
A BIG-SCREEN TV?!
350
00:15:02,434 --> 00:15:05,000
ANDY, IT'S NOT JUST
ANY BIG-SCREEN TV.
351
00:15:05,067 --> 00:15:07,267
THIS IS THE MOTHER
OF ALL BIG-SCREEN TVs.
352
00:15:07,334 --> 00:15:09,400
LOOK AT THIS --
52 INCHES, SURROUNDSOUND,
353
00:15:09,467 --> 00:15:11,167
AND PICTURE-IN-PICTURE.
354
00:15:11,234 --> 00:15:13,434
OH, MY GOD.
355
00:15:13,501 --> 00:15:17,801
I FEEL SO...
SMALL IN THE UNIVERSE.
356
00:15:17,868 --> 00:15:21,267
JIM, CHERYL'S NEVER
GONNA LET YOU KEEP THIS.
357
00:15:21,334 --> 00:15:23,501
OH, YES, SHE WILL.
'CAUSE THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF IT.
358
00:15:23,567 --> 00:15:25,167
YOU SEE, LAST NIGHT
SHE SAID TO ME
359
00:15:25,234 --> 00:15:27,300
THAT SHE'D LOVE
ANYTHING I GAVE HER
360
00:15:27,367 --> 00:15:29,400
AS LONG AS IT CAME
FROM THE HEART.
361
00:15:29,467 --> 00:15:32,033
JIM, YOU ARE
A GOD TO ME. THANK YOU.
362
00:15:32,100 --> 00:15:33,367
Cheryl: I'M HOME!
363
00:15:33,434 --> 00:15:35,501
A GOD WHO'S GONNA
GET HIS ASS KICKED.
364
00:15:37,367 --> 00:15:40,133
HONEY! HONEY,
HOLD ON A SECOND.
365
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:43,234
YOU KNOW, I COULD USE SOME
HELP WITH THE GROCERIES.
366
00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:46,133
HONEY, HONEY, WAIT A SECOND.
I GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU.
367
00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:48,567
OH, HONEY, NOT NOW.
THERE'S MILK IN THE CAR.
368
00:15:48,634 --> 00:15:50,567
COME ON, COME ON,
COME ON. COME ON!
369
00:15:50,634 --> 00:15:53,601
WHAT IS THE ONE THING
THAT YOU THOUGHT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN?
370
00:15:53,667 --> 00:15:55,601
OH, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD,
JIM,
371
00:15:55,667 --> 00:15:58,467
IF THIS IS ANOTHER
DOUGHNUT WITH A CORK IN IT.
372
00:15:58,534 --> 00:16:02,767
NO. BETTER.
IT'S A PRESENT.
373
00:16:02,834 --> 00:16:06,267
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!
374
00:16:06,334 --> 00:16:08,400
THIS IS YOUR GIFT
FROM THE HEART?
375
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:12,267
YES. LOOK AT IT.
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL HERE.
376
00:16:12,334 --> 00:16:14,601
SEE, THIS HAS GOT
PICTURE-IN-PICTURE, SEE?
377
00:16:14,667 --> 00:16:16,868
SO, YOU CAN LET ME
WATCH THE SHOW I WANT
378
00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:19,167
WHILE YOU WATCH
YOUR SHOW IN THE LITTLE CORNER
379
00:16:19,234 --> 00:16:20,567
UP THERE
ON THE SCREEN.
380
00:16:20,634 --> 00:16:23,367
HOW NICE OF ME.
381
00:16:23,434 --> 00:16:26,000
CHERYL, REMEMBER
WHAT YOU SAID.
382
00:16:26,067 --> 00:16:27,467
OH, I KNOW WHAT I SAID.
383
00:16:27,534 --> 00:16:30,467
DO YOU LIKE IT?
I LIKE IT.
384
00:16:30,534 --> 00:16:32,300
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
IT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE IT.
385
00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:33,801
I LOVE IT.
386
00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:36,467
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
387
00:16:36,534 --> 00:16:38,334
THANK YOU.
388
00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:40,234
YOU'RE WELCOME.
389
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:42,033
Yes!
390
00:16:42,100 --> 00:16:44,334
DADDY, CAN WE WATCH
"CINDERELLA"?
391
00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:46,567
"WATCHING"
IS WHAT WE DID ON OUR OLD TV, GIRLS.
392
00:16:46,634 --> 00:16:50,300
SIT DOWN --
CHECK THIS OUT.
393
00:16:50,367 --> 00:16:51,734
[ INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC SWELLS ]
394
00:16:51,801 --> 00:16:55,100
AAH!
AAH!
395
00:16:55,167 --> 00:16:57,734
I LOVE THIS THING!
396
00:17:01,601 --> 00:17:03,067
OH, GUYS,
5 MINUTES TO KICKOFF.
397
00:17:03,133 --> 00:17:05,234
WAIT TILL YOU SEE THIS
ON THE BIG-SCREEN...
398
00:17:05,300 --> 00:17:08,334
TV.
399
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:09,968
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
400
00:17:10,033 --> 00:17:12,367
IT'S A FEW GIRLS
SITTING AROUND ON A SUNDAY
401
00:17:12,434 --> 00:17:14,467
WATCHING A "SEX IN THE CITY"
MARATHON.
402
00:17:16,701 --> 00:17:20,667
UH, HONEY, UH, THE GUYS ARE
HERE, THE GAME IS STARTING,
403
00:17:20,734 --> 00:17:24,000
AND, UH, WE WANNA WATCH IT
ON THE BIG SCREEN.
404
00:17:24,067 --> 00:17:25,934
I THOUGHT THIS WAS MY TV?
405
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:29,734
I MEAN, THIS WAS A GIFT
FROM YOUR HEART, WASN'T IT?
406
00:17:29,801 --> 00:17:31,100
AHH...
407
00:17:33,367 --> 00:17:36,534
COME ON,
THE GUYS ARE HERE.
408
00:17:36,601 --> 00:17:38,200
YOU KNOW,
IT'S OKAY, HONEY,
409
00:17:38,267 --> 00:17:40,133
'CAUSE WE HAVE
PICTURE-IN-PICTURE.
410
00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:42,100
WE'LL LET YOU GUYS
WATCH YOUR GAME
411
00:17:42,167 --> 00:17:43,834
IN THE LITTLE BOX
IN THE CORNER.
412
00:17:45,234 --> 00:17:46,634
DID YOU PUT HER
UP TO THIS?
413
00:17:46,701 --> 00:17:48,000
CAN'T TALK. BUSY.
414
00:17:56,234 --> 00:17:59,701
OH! COME ON!
415
00:17:59,767 --> 00:18:03,033
AH! COME ON,
HE'S WIDE OPEN HE'S WIDE OPEN.
416
00:18:03,100 --> 00:18:05,200
THROW HIM THE BALL!
THROW HIM THE BALL!
417
00:18:05,267 --> 00:18:07,734
HONEY, YOU'RE YELLING
AT A PUDDING COMMERCIAL.
418
00:18:10,801 --> 00:18:11,968
WHERE ARE THE GUYS?
419
00:18:12,033 --> 00:18:14,534
THEY WENT HOME
TO WATCH A REAL TV.
420
00:18:14,601 --> 00:18:17,734
YOU'RE JUST DOING THIS
TO TEACH ME A LESSON, AREN'T YOU?
421
00:18:17,801 --> 00:18:19,434
OH, AFTER 10 YEARS,
DON'T YOU THINK I'D KNOW
422
00:18:19,501 --> 00:18:20,734
YOU'D PULL A STUNT
LIKE THIS?
423
00:18:20,801 --> 00:18:24,000
YOU KNOW WHAT, HONEY?
YOU'RE RIGHT.
424
00:18:24,067 --> 00:18:25,100
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
425
00:18:25,167 --> 00:18:26,734
THAT'S THE GREAT THING
ABOUT OUR MARRIAGE --
426
00:18:26,801 --> 00:18:30,167
IS THAT WE CAN MAKE MISTAKES,
LEARN FROM THEM, AND MOVE ON.
427
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:31,501
OHH.
428
00:18:31,567 --> 00:18:33,767
YOU'RE STILL
NOT WATCHING THE BIG SCREEN.
429
00:18:33,834 --> 00:18:35,133
COME ON, HONEY!
430
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:37,467
IT'S NOT ABOUT THE TV.
IT'S ABOUT US.
431
00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:38,501
OH.
432
00:18:38,567 --> 00:18:39,567
I LOVE YOU.
433
00:18:39,634 --> 00:18:40,901
STILL NO.
434
00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:57,367
WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP?
435
00:18:57,434 --> 00:19:00,133
[ GASPS ]
JUST STRAIGHTENING UP.
436
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:01,834
IT'S 4:00
IN THE MORNING.
437
00:19:01,901 --> 00:19:05,067
WELL, HOW DO YOU THINK
I KEEP THE HOUSE SO CLEAN?
438
00:19:07,701 --> 00:19:11,601
HEY, HONEY, LISTEN...I'VE BEEN
THINKING, AND, YOU KNOW,
439
00:19:11,667 --> 00:19:15,701
MAYBE I SHOULDN'T HAVE BOUGHT
THIS TV JUST TO SPITE YOU,
440
00:19:15,767 --> 00:19:17,934
SO I'M GONNA
TAKE IT BACK.
441
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,667
YOU'RE TAKING IT BACK?
442
00:19:20,734 --> 00:19:22,801
YEAH, WELL --
YOU DON'T WANT ME TO?
443
00:19:22,868 --> 00:19:24,934
NO, NO.
NO, YOU SHOULD.
444
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,667
OKAY, OKAY.
I'M GONNA CALL THEM UP
445
00:19:26,734 --> 00:19:28,400
FIRST THING IN THE MORNING
TO PICK IT UP.
446
00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:30,200
OKAY.
447
00:19:30,267 --> 00:19:32,267
I'M GONNA MAKE SURE
THAT IT'S THEIR FIRST STOP
448
00:19:32,334 --> 00:19:33,767
IN THE MORNING, ACTUALLY.
449
00:19:33,834 --> 00:19:34,801
FINE.
450
00:19:34,868 --> 00:19:35,968
ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
451
00:19:36,033 --> 00:19:37,033
I CAN CALL NOW
AND LEAVE A MESSAGE
452
00:19:37,100 --> 00:19:38,267
SO THEY GET IT FIRST THING
IN THE MORNING.
453
00:19:38,334 --> 00:19:40,133
OH, ALL RIGHT!
I LOVE IT!
454
00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:41,133
AHA.
455
00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:43,534
I LOVE THIS TV.
I WANNA MARRY IT.
456
00:19:43,601 --> 00:19:45,834
I KNEW IT!
457
00:19:45,901 --> 00:19:49,534
WELL, CAN YOU BLAME ME?!
THIS THING IS AMAZING!
458
00:19:49,601 --> 00:19:52,067
52-INCH SCREEN,
4 CHANNELS OF SOUND,
459
00:19:52,133 --> 00:19:54,133
800 LINES OF RESOLUTION.
460
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:55,200
WHAT'S THAT MEAN?
461
00:19:55,267 --> 00:19:56,767
I DON'T KNOW.
462
00:19:58,467 --> 00:20:01,033
YOU SEE, I KNEW YOU
WOULD LOVE THIS, CHERYL.
463
00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:03,133
YOU DID -- NO, NO.
YOU GOT LUCKY.
464
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:04,467
OKAY, MAYBE.
465
00:20:04,534 --> 00:20:07,400
I DID, MAYBE,
BUT I DO KNOW YOU, HONEY.
466
00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:08,901
[ Sarcastically ]
OH, YEAH.
467
00:20:08,968 --> 00:20:10,133
I DO! I KNOW A LOT
ABOUT YOU.
468
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:11,634
I KNOW IMPORTANT THINGS
ABOUT YOU.
469
00:20:11,701 --> 00:20:14,534
I KNOW THAT THAT LITTLE SCAR
ON YOUR FOREHEAD THERE
470
00:20:14,601 --> 00:20:17,367
IS WHEN YOU WERE 6 YEARS OLD
YOU RAN INTO THE REFRIGERATOR.
471
00:20:17,434 --> 00:20:21,000
I KNOW YOU LIKE YOUR HAMBURGERS
MEDIUM AND YOUR STEAKS RARE.
472
00:20:21,067 --> 00:20:24,200
I KNOW THAT YOU LOVE
YOUR TOES.
473
00:20:24,267 --> 00:20:26,567
AND YOU LOVE NEW YEAR'S.
474
00:20:26,634 --> 00:20:28,100
YOU LOVE NEW YEAR'S --
475
00:20:28,167 --> 00:20:31,367
ESPECIALLY THAT ONE TIME WE WERE
WALKING BACK FROM DANA'S PARTY.
476
00:20:31,434 --> 00:20:32,534
AND WE STOPPED
AT EVERY CORNER
477
00:20:32,601 --> 00:20:35,801
AND KISSED UNTIL
THE LIGHT TURNED GREEN.
478
00:20:35,868 --> 00:20:38,300
AND WE KISSED...
479
00:20:39,667 --> 00:20:41,734
AND YOU WERE HAPPY...
480
00:20:41,801 --> 00:20:45,467
AND NOW I KNOW WHAT THAT CHARM
ON THE BRACELET MEANS.
481
00:20:47,067 --> 00:20:49,834
HOW MUCH DO YOU LOVE ME
RIGHT NOW?!
482
00:20:53,634 --> 00:20:55,300
YOU'RE FEELING PRETTY GOOD
ABOUT YOURSELF, AREN'T YOU?
483
00:20:55,367 --> 00:20:56,300
OH, YEAH!
AHH!
484
00:20:58,834 --> 00:21:00,701
OH, HAPPY ANNIVERSARY,
HONEY.
485
00:21:00,767 --> 00:21:02,133
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, BABY.
486
00:21:08,167 --> 00:21:10,200
JIM?
HMM? YEAH.
487
00:21:10,267 --> 00:21:12,067
CAN WE AFFORD
THIS TV?
488
00:21:12,133 --> 00:21:13,834
SURE.
489
00:21:13,901 --> 00:21:15,534
IT'S THE KIDS
WE CAN'T AFFORD.
490
00:21:18,434 --> 00:21:21,434
YEAH, WE GOTTA
KEEP THEM, THOUGH.
491
00:21:21,501 --> 00:21:23,534
ALL RIGHT.
BUT NO COLLEGE.
492
00:21:23,601 --> 00:21:24,534
DEAL.
493
00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:29,134
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