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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:24,381 --> 00:00:26,927 And on that point, members of the jury, 2 00:00:27,177 --> 00:00:30,806 I rest my case. 3 00:01:23,177 --> 00:01:26,764 Hello, Wanda. 4 00:02:37,662 --> 00:02:38,955 Hi, Ken. 5 00:02:39,206 --> 00:02:41,166 Hello, W-W-Wanda. 6 00:02:41,418 --> 00:02:43,546 Ken, 7 00:02:43,796 --> 00:02:44,672 this is Otto. 8 00:02:44,923 --> 00:02:47,427 Hello, Ken. Wanda's told me a lot about you. 9 00:02:47,677 --> 00:02:49,847 Hey! Great fish! 10 00:02:50,097 --> 00:02:53,977 A squeeze of lemon, some tartare sauce... perfect! 11 00:02:54,228 --> 00:02:55,855 George back yet? 12 00:02:56,106 --> 00:02:57,983 No, he had to g-g-go 13 00:02:58,234 --> 00:03:02,114 to the b-b-b... 14 00:03:03,326 --> 00:03:04,285 What? 15 00:03:04,535 --> 00:03:07,998 That's quite a stutter you've got there, Ken. 16 00:03:08,249 --> 00:03:10,836 It's all right, it doesn't bother me. 17 00:03:11,087 --> 00:03:14,550 So er... George needs a weapons man, eh? 18 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:15,676 A cup of tea, Ken? 19 00:03:15,928 --> 00:03:17,679 Y-y-y... 20 00:03:17,931 --> 00:03:19,432 Yeah, he'd like one. 21 00:03:19,683 --> 00:03:22,229 I had a good friend in the CIA, had a stutter. 22 00:03:22,479 --> 00:03:25,608 Cost him his life, dammit. 23 00:03:27,320 --> 00:03:30,199 Hi, George. 24 00:03:30,449 --> 00:03:32,201 Hello, George. 25 00:03:32,452 --> 00:03:33,453 Get you a Scotch? 26 00:03:33,704 --> 00:03:35,206 Yeah. 27 00:03:35,456 --> 00:03:37,500 George, 28 00:03:37,752 --> 00:03:40,172 this is Otto. 29 00:03:40,422 --> 00:03:41,715 So, 30 00:03:41,967 --> 00:03:43,593 you're Wanda's brother? 31 00:03:43,844 --> 00:03:45,179 Good to be here, George. 32 00:03:45,429 --> 00:03:47,098 England is a fine country. 33 00:03:47,349 --> 00:03:50,728 Did she tell you what we need? 34 00:03:58,408 --> 00:04:01,787 Something like that? 35 00:04:02,789 --> 00:04:06,377 Something like that. 36 00:04:06,545 --> 00:04:09,507 Hello, Wendy. 37 00:04:10,509 --> 00:04:12,386 Had a good day? 38 00:04:12,637 --> 00:04:15,808 I spend the morning "trying" to get a waste disposal man. 39 00:04:16,058 --> 00:04:19,396 At lunch, Marjorie just complained about her husband 40 00:04:19,647 --> 00:04:22,484 then I have to play "three" rubbers with Philippa. 41 00:04:22,735 --> 00:04:25,530 I come back and Sandersons have sent the wrong flowers. 42 00:04:25,781 --> 00:04:28,452 Oh, no! 43 00:04:28,702 --> 00:04:31,122 Would you like some tea? 44 00:04:31,373 --> 00:04:33,627 Yes. 45 00:04:33,877 --> 00:04:35,295 I won the case. 46 00:04:35,546 --> 00:04:40,553 This is the first moment I've had to myself all day. 47 00:04:42,514 --> 00:04:44,350 Hello, Portia! How was the show? 48 00:04:44,601 --> 00:04:46,771 Awful, Daddy. I must have a new horse. 49 00:04:47,021 --> 00:04:49,983 - But you liked Phantom. - He's not fit for dog meat. 50 00:04:50,234 --> 00:04:52,278 Can I change him? It won't cost much. 51 00:04:52,529 --> 00:04:54,991 - Oughtn't we... - I thought you were making tea. 52 00:04:55,241 --> 00:04:57,662 - I am, darling. Sorry. - I'd better get it. 53 00:04:57,913 --> 00:05:01,793 - No, no, let me do it. - No! I'll do it! 54 00:05:03,504 --> 00:05:04,797 I won the case. 55 00:05:05,048 --> 00:05:08,719 Now this is cracked. 56 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:12,016 They're worth about 100,000 each. 57 00:05:12,267 --> 00:05:13,978 There are 135 of them. 58 00:05:14,229 --> 00:05:16,691 That makes 13 millions, my friends. 59 00:05:16,941 --> 00:05:17,984 Dollars or pounds? 60 00:05:18,234 --> 00:05:19,110 Pounds, pet. 61 00:05:19,361 --> 00:05:22,740 This is the big one. So... 62 00:05:23,534 --> 00:05:25,369 OK. 63 00:05:25,620 --> 00:05:27,664 Yeah. 64 00:05:27,915 --> 00:05:29,750 Otto? 65 00:05:30,002 --> 00:05:31,169 Yes? 66 00:05:31,421 --> 00:05:32,588 OK? 67 00:05:32,840 --> 00:05:33,716 What? 68 00:05:33,966 --> 00:05:35,384 The plan. 69 00:05:35,635 --> 00:05:37,847 Yeah. Great. No problem. 70 00:05:38,097 --> 00:05:42,019 What was the middle thing, about the police? 71 00:05:42,270 --> 00:05:45,107 We don't meet up at Heathrow until Tuesday... 72 00:05:45,358 --> 00:05:45,775 Yeah, yeah! 73 00:05:46,026 --> 00:05:47,819 I haven't finished yet. 74 00:05:48,070 --> 00:05:51,783 Because the police will watch all the airports for 72 hours. 75 00:05:52,035 --> 00:05:52,827 I know. 76 00:05:53,077 --> 00:05:55,079 I know. 77 00:05:55,332 --> 00:05:57,793 Do you want me to g-g-get 78 00:05:58,044 --> 00:06:00,297 a b-b-big 79 00:06:00,547 --> 00:06:03,509 c-c-car? 80 00:06:03,761 --> 00:06:05,012 Getaway? 81 00:06:05,262 --> 00:06:06,555 A limo, OK? 82 00:06:06,806 --> 00:06:08,725 And put diplomatic plates on it. 83 00:06:08,976 --> 00:06:11,271 What if he has to speak in the break-in? 84 00:06:11,521 --> 00:06:13,941 Nobody says anything during a break-in. 85 00:06:14,193 --> 00:06:17,113 It's OK, Otto. Ken's good. 86 00:06:17,364 --> 00:06:19,282 So, next week, 87 00:06:19,533 --> 00:06:21,452 we won't have to look for work. 88 00:06:21,703 --> 00:06:24,624 And it won't have to look for us. 89 00:06:24,875 --> 00:06:28,463 Oscar Wilde. 90 00:06:31,468 --> 00:06:33,930 You really like animals, don't you, Ken? 91 00:06:34,180 --> 00:06:35,807 What's the attraction? 92 00:06:36,058 --> 00:06:37,601 Because you can t-t-t 93 00:06:37,852 --> 00:06:41,190 trust them, and they don't sh-sh-sh... 94 00:06:41,441 --> 00:06:42,442 Shit on you? 95 00:06:42,694 --> 00:06:44,989 Show off all the time. 96 00:06:45,239 --> 00:06:47,534 You know what Nietzsche said about them? 97 00:06:47,784 --> 00:06:50,162 He said they were God's second blunder. 98 00:06:50,413 --> 00:06:51,872 Bye, sis! 99 00:06:52,124 --> 00:06:56,255 Well, you tell him from me that I-I-I... 100 00:06:56,505 --> 00:06:58,424 Bye, George. 101 00:06:58,675 --> 00:07:01,012 If you talk to Mom, tell her I said hi. 102 00:07:01,263 --> 00:07:03,181 - OK. - Don't let him touch you. 103 00:07:03,433 --> 00:07:07,104 One more day, and we're together. 104 00:07:08,732 --> 00:07:10,734 I'm sorry about my brother, Ken. 105 00:07:10,985 --> 00:07:13,238 I know he's insensitive. 106 00:07:13,489 --> 00:07:15,074 He's had a hard life. 107 00:07:15,324 --> 00:07:18,287 Dad used to beat him up. 108 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:22,460 Good. 109 00:07:22,711 --> 00:07:25,256 Aaagh! 110 00:08:47,587 --> 00:08:51,175 Anybody moves and you're dead. 111 00:09:20,970 --> 00:09:22,806 Look where you're going! 112 00:09:23,057 --> 00:09:24,558 Chauvinist pig! 113 00:09:24,809 --> 00:09:29,816 Really, people here just think they own the pavement. 114 00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:57,524 That was fun. 115 00:09:57,774 --> 00:09:59,359 I love robbing the English. 116 00:09:59,610 --> 00:10:01,612 - They're so polite. - The d-d-d... 117 00:10:01,864 --> 00:10:03,365 - What is it, Ken? - The dog! 118 00:10:03,616 --> 00:10:04,784 We didn't hit the dog. 119 00:10:05,035 --> 00:10:08,707 - $20 million and an insect worries him! - It's not an in-in... 120 00:10:08,958 --> 00:10:12,129 Stutter's not getting any better. How about surgery? 121 00:10:12,380 --> 00:10:14,925 Shut up! 122 00:10:19,474 --> 00:10:22,352 Ken. 123 00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:24,888 Bye! 124 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,042 Let's split. 125 00:10:54,292 --> 00:10:57,753 - See you at Heathrow on Tuesday. - Lie low. No celebrating. 126 00:10:58,004 --> 00:11:00,047 No celebrating? 127 00:11:00,298 --> 00:11:03,509 See you in a couple of hours. 128 00:11:51,471 --> 00:11:52,555 To $20 million. 129 00:11:52,806 --> 00:11:53,806 To a job well done. 130 00:11:54,057 --> 00:11:54,932 To us. 131 00:11:55,184 --> 00:11:57,894 To the best brother and sister team since... 132 00:11:58,145 --> 00:11:59,478 Romeo and Juliet? 133 00:11:59,730 --> 00:12:03,107 Do you believe those Cockney klutzes bought our story? 134 00:12:03,357 --> 00:12:04,232 What morons! 135 00:12:04,483 --> 00:12:06,693 - I want you to know something. - What? 136 00:12:06,944 --> 00:12:10,280 Even if you were my brother, I'd still want to fuck you. 137 00:12:10,531 --> 00:12:13,074 Oooh! 138 00:12:13,284 --> 00:12:14,701 Make the call. 139 00:12:14,952 --> 00:12:16,453 - Momento, carissima. - No! 140 00:12:16,704 --> 00:12:18,163 - Eventuale! - No Italian! 141 00:12:18,414 --> 00:12:19,289 Hey! 142 00:12:19,540 --> 00:12:22,751 Per cominciare, due insalate verdi con peperoni. 143 00:12:23,001 --> 00:12:25,461 - E linguine primavera... - No. No. 144 00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:28,756 - Una cotoletta di vitello. - Make the call, Otto. 145 00:12:29,007 --> 00:12:30,382 Are you really Italian? 146 00:12:30,634 --> 00:12:32,051 Absolutamente. Si! 147 00:12:32,302 --> 00:12:34,053 My name is Otto. It means eight. 148 00:12:34,304 --> 00:12:35,846 Say arrivederci a Giorgio. 149 00:12:36,097 --> 00:12:36,931 Bye, George. 150 00:12:37,182 --> 00:12:39,058 The police, please. 151 00:12:39,308 --> 00:12:41,809 Otto! 152 00:12:42,061 --> 00:12:43,895 Yes, hello. 153 00:12:44,146 --> 00:12:47,106 Sorry to trouble you, but you may like to know 154 00:12:47,358 --> 00:12:52,487 that today's Hatton Garden robbery was pulled off by Mr George Thomason. 155 00:12:52,738 --> 00:12:56,282 He lives at flat three, Kipling Mansions, 156 00:12:56,533 --> 00:13:00,536 Murray Road, London W9. 157 00:13:00,787 --> 00:13:03,539 Wanda! 158 00:13:25,227 --> 00:13:28,271 Police! Open up! 159 00:13:28,522 --> 00:13:31,774 Come on, open up! 160 00:13:34,652 --> 00:13:38,780 Open the door, or we'll knock it down! 161 00:13:47,498 --> 00:13:50,876 George Francis Thomason? 162 00:14:01,511 --> 00:14:02,803 Passport, 163 00:14:03,054 --> 00:14:04,138 tickets, 164 00:14:04,389 --> 00:14:06,932 money! 165 00:14:11,604 --> 00:14:14,856 Asshole! 166 00:14:23,365 --> 00:14:24,908 We're rich, Wanda. 167 00:14:25,158 --> 00:14:26,158 Yep? 168 00:14:26,409 --> 00:14:27,993 I bet these weeks with me 169 00:14:28,244 --> 00:14:31,121 have been the most exciting weeks of your life. 170 00:14:31,372 --> 00:14:34,124 You said it. 171 00:14:45,511 --> 00:14:46,928 OK. 172 00:14:47,179 --> 00:14:48,888 OK. 173 00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:51,933 Disappointed! 174 00:14:52,184 --> 00:14:54,227 Sonofabitch! 175 00:14:54,478 --> 00:14:57,021 What do you have to do to make people trust you?! 176 00:14:57,272 --> 00:14:58,481 Shut up. 177 00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:01,275 People are always taking advantage of me! 178 00:15:01,526 --> 00:15:05,362 Shut up and think. Where's he moved it? 179 00:15:06,781 --> 00:15:07,697 What are you doing? 180 00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:09,866 I'm thinking! 181 00:15:10,117 --> 00:15:11,827 Thinking what I'll do to him. 182 00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:14,079 I'll hang him up with piano wire... 183 00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:17,999 - Where are you going? - I'm going to talk to him. 184 00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:19,667 Talk to who? 185 00:15:19,918 --> 00:15:20,960 Talk to who?! 186 00:15:21,211 --> 00:15:24,046 So, while installing these windows, 187 00:15:24,297 --> 00:15:27,967 you knelt on some broken glass from the pane you had dropped. 188 00:15:28,218 --> 00:15:29,301 That's right, sir. 189 00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:31,387 Your parents can confirm this? 190 00:15:31,638 --> 00:15:32,847 Yes, and his aunt, 191 00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:34,557 Georgina Thomason. 192 00:15:34,807 --> 00:15:35,723 Good, Bartlett. 193 00:15:35,975 --> 00:15:37,934 Yes? 194 00:15:38,185 --> 00:15:39,894 Sorry to interrupt you, sir. 195 00:15:40,146 --> 00:15:42,188 Thomason. A young lady to see you. 196 00:15:42,439 --> 00:15:45,692 - Anything else? - No, thanks. Do you have to dash off? 197 00:15:45,943 --> 00:15:47,193 No, absolutely not. 198 00:15:47,444 --> 00:15:48,319 George! 199 00:15:48,571 --> 00:15:51,114 Ken's got the fish food. He'll be in later. 200 00:15:51,365 --> 00:15:52,448 - Thanks. - De nada. 201 00:15:52,699 --> 00:15:54,324 What do you think, Mr Leach? 202 00:15:54,576 --> 00:16:00,289 We may be OK on the glass, but what else will they come up with? 203 00:16:09,506 --> 00:16:11,215 Oh, George! 204 00:16:11,466 --> 00:16:14,177 Oh, my God, I can't believe this is happening. 205 00:16:14,428 --> 00:16:16,304 That's not allowed in here, miss. 206 00:16:16,555 --> 00:16:17,638 Are you OK? 207 00:16:17,890 --> 00:16:18,973 It's all right. 208 00:16:19,224 --> 00:16:21,058 I don't think I can handle this. 209 00:16:21,310 --> 00:16:23,644 I was too afraid to sleep last night... 210 00:16:23,896 --> 00:16:26,606 Leave it out, leave it out, OK? 211 00:16:26,856 --> 00:16:28,523 Listen, listen, listen. 212 00:16:28,774 --> 00:16:31,193 Listen. 213 00:16:31,444 --> 00:16:34,321 You stayed at my place. 214 00:16:34,572 --> 00:16:36,448 We slept late. 215 00:16:36,699 --> 00:16:40,285 You made me breakfast. 216 00:16:43,122 --> 00:16:44,831 What? 217 00:16:45,081 --> 00:16:46,916 What's he doing here? 218 00:16:47,167 --> 00:16:49,543 He wanted to see you. 219 00:16:49,794 --> 00:16:51,879 Who did it, George? Kevin Delaney? 220 00:16:52,130 --> 00:16:54,048 Do you want me to rub him out? 221 00:16:54,299 --> 00:16:56,217 Anything, you name it. 222 00:16:56,468 --> 00:16:58,719 I have friends making enquiries. 223 00:16:58,970 --> 00:17:00,471 Good. 224 00:17:00,722 --> 00:17:03,307 The jewels are very safe. 225 00:17:03,557 --> 00:17:07,310 If I get sent down, it all gets handed back to cut my sentence. 226 00:17:07,561 --> 00:17:09,813 Now, to cut my sentence even more, 227 00:17:10,064 --> 00:17:12,398 I could tell them who done it with me 228 00:17:12,650 --> 00:17:16,945 if I wasn't very happy about everything. 229 00:17:17,238 --> 00:17:18,988 What was the middle thing? 230 00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:22,826 Piss off. 231 00:17:25,036 --> 00:17:29,039 - You want me to spring you... - Now! 232 00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:35,212 George? 233 00:17:35,463 --> 00:17:36,964 You don't think... 234 00:17:37,214 --> 00:17:38,714 Do you? 235 00:17:38,966 --> 00:17:41,509 No! 236 00:17:43,345 --> 00:17:45,012 No. 237 00:17:45,264 --> 00:17:46,472 No! 238 00:17:46,723 --> 00:17:48,474 OK. 239 00:17:48,725 --> 00:17:51,310 - George. - What? 240 00:17:51,895 --> 00:17:55,982 Are you sure the garage is very safe? 241 00:17:56,566 --> 00:17:58,233 Trust me. 242 00:17:58,484 --> 00:18:00,193 Thank you very much. 243 00:18:00,444 --> 00:18:01,903 Thanks a lot. Bye. 244 00:18:02,155 --> 00:18:04,239 Have a good day. 245 00:18:04,490 --> 00:18:05,365 So? 246 00:18:05,616 --> 00:18:06,950 He's not sure it was you. 247 00:18:07,201 --> 00:18:08,076 What about you? 248 00:18:08,327 --> 00:18:09,619 No, no, he believes me. 249 00:18:09,871 --> 00:18:12,205 That's why he can't figure out about you. 250 00:18:12,455 --> 00:18:13,372 Figure out what? 251 00:18:13,623 --> 00:18:16,917 Whether you turned him in or not, stupid! 252 00:18:17,169 --> 00:18:19,086 Don't er 253 00:18:19,337 --> 00:18:22,006 ever, ever, "ever" 254 00:18:22,257 --> 00:18:25,468 call me stupid. OK? 255 00:18:26,470 --> 00:18:29,013 What? 256 00:18:31,223 --> 00:18:33,600 That's George's lawyer. 257 00:18:33,851 --> 00:18:37,687 The other guy must be the barrister. 258 00:18:37,980 --> 00:18:38,855 So? 259 00:18:39,106 --> 00:18:41,816 Trust me. 260 00:18:43,903 --> 00:18:46,279 Let me know if anything unexpected turns... 261 00:18:46,530 --> 00:18:47,655 Excuse me. 262 00:18:47,906 --> 00:18:50,491 Don't I recognise you? 263 00:18:50,742 --> 00:18:52,743 No. No, I don't think so. 264 00:18:52,994 --> 00:18:54,536 Oh. 265 00:18:54,787 --> 00:18:57,581 You are a famous barrister, aren't you? 266 00:18:57,832 --> 00:18:59,124 Erm... 267 00:18:59,375 --> 00:19:01,293 Well, hardly. 268 00:19:01,544 --> 00:19:05,464 Could I have your autograph, anyway? 269 00:19:05,964 --> 00:19:07,215 Yes, yes, certainly. 270 00:19:07,466 --> 00:19:08,341 Thanks. 271 00:19:08,592 --> 00:19:11,302 I'm studying aspects of your legal system. 272 00:19:11,553 --> 00:19:12,428 I'm American. 273 00:19:12,679 --> 00:19:13,554 Oh, really? 274 00:19:13,806 --> 00:19:16,432 I've only just started. It's fascinating. 275 00:19:16,683 --> 00:19:18,601 What er... What brings you here? 276 00:19:18,852 --> 00:19:20,770 Oh, it's a little embarrassing. 277 00:19:21,021 --> 00:19:22,939 I... have a friend. 278 00:19:23,189 --> 00:19:24,356 Oh! 279 00:19:24,607 --> 00:19:25,482 I see. 280 00:19:25,733 --> 00:19:26,691 There you are. 281 00:19:26,943 --> 00:19:27,818 I knew it! 282 00:19:28,069 --> 00:19:29,528 You're Archie "Leash". 283 00:19:29,779 --> 00:19:30,654 Leach. 284 00:19:30,905 --> 00:19:31,863 Right. 285 00:19:32,114 --> 00:19:33,448 I saw you in court! 286 00:19:33,699 --> 00:19:35,617 Er... two weeks ago. 287 00:19:35,868 --> 00:19:37,077 The casino break-in? 288 00:19:37,328 --> 00:19:38,829 You were great! 289 00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:40,997 Oh, I'm a big fan of yours. 290 00:19:41,248 --> 00:19:42,957 I love the way you er 291 00:19:43,208 --> 00:19:45,501 cross-examine. 292 00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:48,129 Oh, I really admire your work. 293 00:19:48,380 --> 00:19:50,923 Thank you. 294 00:19:51,633 --> 00:19:53,676 - I'd better not... - I don't suppose... 295 00:19:53,927 --> 00:19:55,845 No? Fine, right. 296 00:19:56,096 --> 00:19:56,971 Well... 297 00:19:57,222 --> 00:19:58,681 Thank you for this. 298 00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:01,808 I'll treasure it. 299 00:20:02,643 --> 00:20:06,396 Au revoir. 300 00:20:06,856 --> 00:20:10,233 You speak French, too! 301 00:20:28,877 --> 00:20:30,502 What's going on? 302 00:20:30,753 --> 00:20:34,173 Whatever George decides to do, he'll tell Leach first. 303 00:20:34,423 --> 00:20:35,715 Why? 304 00:20:35,966 --> 00:20:37,425 Because he's his lawyer. 305 00:20:37,676 --> 00:20:38,676 Yeah, I know that. 306 00:20:38,927 --> 00:20:41,137 So I'm going to get to know Mr Leach. 307 00:20:41,388 --> 00:20:44,265 So George will tell "him" where the diamonds are? 308 00:20:44,516 --> 00:20:48,352 That's what I'm going to find out. 309 00:20:58,946 --> 00:21:01,072 You done well, my son. 310 00:21:01,324 --> 00:21:05,160 Now, where are we going to hide it? 311 00:21:07,205 --> 00:21:08,538 Very good! 312 00:21:08,788 --> 00:21:10,414 Don't tell Wanda anything. 313 00:21:10,665 --> 00:21:12,792 Otto might get something out of her. 314 00:21:13,043 --> 00:21:13,918 Now... 315 00:21:14,169 --> 00:21:15,711 George. 316 00:21:15,962 --> 00:21:17,671 You are going to g-get off? 317 00:21:17,923 --> 00:21:19,840 Sure, don't worry about it, Ken. 318 00:21:20,091 --> 00:21:20,966 We'll fix it. 319 00:21:21,218 --> 00:21:22,635 Now, anything on Otto? 320 00:21:22,886 --> 00:21:25,638 No. Not yet. 321 00:21:25,888 --> 00:21:29,265 You watch him. 322 00:21:30,059 --> 00:21:33,269 Ken! 323 00:21:33,604 --> 00:21:35,021 OK. 324 00:21:35,272 --> 00:21:38,024 Looks like the police have been all over it. 325 00:21:38,275 --> 00:21:41,903 Let me change clothes, then I'll help you look. 326 00:21:42,154 --> 00:21:43,863 Hello, 327 00:21:44,113 --> 00:21:46,865 K-K-Ken's p-p-pets. 328 00:21:47,116 --> 00:21:48,784 Hey! 329 00:21:49,035 --> 00:21:50,744 Wake up! 330 00:21:50,995 --> 00:21:53,872 Wake up, limey fish! 331 00:21:54,666 --> 00:21:58,001 So. How are you going to get friendly with this lawyer? 332 00:21:58,253 --> 00:22:00,671 I don't know. I'll improvise. 333 00:22:00,921 --> 00:22:02,213 Fucking insects! 334 00:22:02,464 --> 00:22:06,175 I thought Englishmen didn't like women, the way they talk. 335 00:22:06,426 --> 00:22:07,426 No! 336 00:22:07,678 --> 00:22:12,265 He's straight. He's kinda cute, too, in a pompous sort of way. 337 00:22:12,516 --> 00:22:14,225 Have you got the hots for him? 338 00:22:14,476 --> 00:22:18,729 I'm not into necrophilia, thanks. 339 00:22:18,855 --> 00:22:21,231 What is this? Hump-a-limey week? 340 00:22:21,482 --> 00:22:22,983 Otto doesn't approve. 341 00:22:23,234 --> 00:22:24,734 Otto might get jealous. 342 00:22:24,986 --> 00:22:30,157 E molto pericoloso, signorina. 343 00:22:30,408 --> 00:22:33,910 Molto pericoloso... 344 00:22:38,665 --> 00:22:39,665 Carissima. 345 00:22:39,916 --> 00:22:42,084 Oh, speak it, speak it! 346 00:22:42,335 --> 00:22:45,921 Un ossobuco milanese con piselli. 347 00:22:46,173 --> 00:22:51,051 Melanzane parmigiana con spinaci. 348 00:22:51,303 --> 00:22:52,678 Dov'� la farmacia? 349 00:22:52,929 --> 00:22:54,555 Yes, yes, yes! 350 00:22:54,805 --> 00:22:55,680 No, no, no. 351 00:22:55,931 --> 00:22:57,307 - Si, si, si. - No, no, no. 352 00:22:57,558 --> 00:22:58,641 No, not here. 353 00:22:58,893 --> 00:22:59,851 Otto, not here. 354 00:23:00,102 --> 00:23:01,394 Dov'� la Fontana di Trevi? 355 00:23:01,645 --> 00:23:02,604 Not here, Otto! 356 00:23:02,855 --> 00:23:04,063 Erm... 357 00:23:04,315 --> 00:23:05,190 Mozzarella... 358 00:23:05,441 --> 00:23:06,483 Er... Parmigiana... 359 00:23:06,734 --> 00:23:11,237 - Gorgonzola! - Otto, no! 360 00:23:13,907 --> 00:23:16,533 Wanda! 361 00:23:21,206 --> 00:23:24,792 Look what I've got, Wanda. 362 00:23:25,376 --> 00:23:28,337 Treasure! 363 00:23:54,987 --> 00:23:57,948 Ssh! 364 00:24:11,628 --> 00:24:12,336 Aaagh! 365 00:24:12,587 --> 00:24:14,046 Ooh! 366 00:24:14,297 --> 00:24:15,756 Oh, my God, Ken, it's you! 367 00:24:16,007 --> 00:24:17,925 I thought it was the police again. 368 00:24:18,176 --> 00:24:20,094 Isn't it horrible about George? 369 00:24:20,345 --> 00:24:23,597 I've such a headache. Could you go and get me some aspirin? 370 00:24:23,848 --> 00:24:25,014 Shit. 371 00:24:25,266 --> 00:24:28,226 - What's that? - My brother's using the bathroom. 372 00:24:28,477 --> 00:24:31,104 - Otto? - Mm. We just went and saw George. 373 00:24:31,355 --> 00:24:35,400 It was horrible, Ken, just horrible... 374 00:24:40,864 --> 00:24:41,655 Isn't it terrible about George? 375 00:24:41,906 --> 00:24:44,867 When I find the bastard who squealed! 376 00:24:45,118 --> 00:24:47,286 I love that man! 377 00:24:47,537 --> 00:24:50,122 What are you d-d-doing here? 378 00:24:50,373 --> 00:24:51,498 What am I doing here? 379 00:24:51,749 --> 00:24:54,835 Wanda was upset, Ken. She needed to talk to family. 380 00:24:55,086 --> 00:24:56,378 Sh... 381 00:24:56,628 --> 00:25:00,882 She's just had a sh-sh-shower. 382 00:25:01,091 --> 00:25:04,427 I've got to speak to you. 383 00:25:05,179 --> 00:25:06,304 Are you OK, now, sis? 384 00:25:06,555 --> 00:25:11,350 - I'm fine, thanks for coming. - Call me if you need me. 385 00:25:12,269 --> 00:25:15,146 What's up with you? Can't you think about her feelings? 386 00:25:15,396 --> 00:25:17,397 Something f-f-funny is going on. 387 00:25:17,648 --> 00:25:18,940 Oh dear, oh dear. 388 00:25:19,192 --> 00:25:21,234 You don't know why you're excited. 389 00:25:21,486 --> 00:25:22,944 - I saw the b... - Ken, Ken, Ken! 390 00:25:23,196 --> 00:25:26,656 I didn't want to say anything while George was around. 391 00:25:26,908 --> 00:25:28,700 Isn't it time you faced facts? 392 00:25:28,951 --> 00:25:31,286 Come on! 393 00:25:31,536 --> 00:25:33,496 You're a very attractive man. 394 00:25:33,747 --> 00:25:34,789 You're smart. 395 00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:36,957 You've got wonderful bones, 396 00:25:37,209 --> 00:25:39,794 great eyes, and you dress interestingly. 397 00:25:40,045 --> 00:25:40,628 Wh-wh-wh... 398 00:25:40,879 --> 00:25:42,880 We could have a lot of fun together. 399 00:25:43,131 --> 00:25:45,800 I think we'd be really good for each other. 400 00:25:46,051 --> 00:25:48,594 What do you say? 401 00:25:48,969 --> 00:25:50,553 You must be j-j-j... 402 00:25:50,805 --> 00:25:51,846 May I kiss you, Ken? 403 00:25:52,097 --> 00:25:53,389 No, you fucking can't! 404 00:25:53,641 --> 00:25:55,099 Just a peck! No tongue! 405 00:25:55,351 --> 00:25:56,226 No, no! 406 00:25:56,477 --> 00:26:00,647 Ken! Ken! 407 00:26:02,483 --> 00:26:03,608 Ken! 408 00:26:03,859 --> 00:26:06,027 OK. You didn't realise I was gay. 409 00:26:06,277 --> 00:26:08,195 OK, no, look. 410 00:26:08,446 --> 00:26:09,321 I'm sorry. 411 00:26:09,572 --> 00:26:11,323 I've handled this badly. 412 00:26:11,574 --> 00:26:14,451 Look, the physical side can wait. 413 00:26:14,702 --> 00:26:17,871 You need time. 414 00:26:18,206 --> 00:26:21,250 Will you think about it? 415 00:26:42,728 --> 00:26:45,689 Oh, my God. 416 00:26:46,399 --> 00:26:48,316 Oh, my God! 417 00:26:48,568 --> 00:26:50,110 Ken! 418 00:26:50,361 --> 00:26:51,945 Somebody just called! 419 00:26:52,196 --> 00:26:53,905 They said that the police... 420 00:26:54,157 --> 00:26:56,533 No, that the loot is in a garage in Fulham. 421 00:26:56,784 --> 00:26:58,535 You and I have to go get it now. 422 00:26:58,786 --> 00:27:00,996 We have to move it before the police find it. 423 00:27:01,246 --> 00:27:02,121 No, no, no... 424 00:27:02,372 --> 00:27:04,165 - What? - It's all right! 425 00:27:04,416 --> 00:27:06,333 - What? - Ge-Ge-Ge 426 00:27:06,585 --> 00:27:08,043 George 427 00:27:08,295 --> 00:27:09,378 M-m-m 428 00:27:09,629 --> 00:27:11,464 moved... 429 00:27:11,715 --> 00:27:13,549 George moved the loot?! 430 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:15,217 Yes. 431 00:27:15,469 --> 00:27:16,927 Where did he move it, Ken? 432 00:27:17,178 --> 00:27:19,345 Where did he move it?! 433 00:27:19,597 --> 00:27:23,183 C-c-c... 434 00:27:31,233 --> 00:27:34,402 I don't know where it is. There's a key for something. 435 00:27:34,652 --> 00:27:37,196 It's in... 436 00:27:38,031 --> 00:27:38,906 Don't tell me. 437 00:27:39,157 --> 00:27:42,451 It's better that you don't tell me. 438 00:27:42,702 --> 00:27:47,915 Oh, you know, if it wasn't for George... 439 00:27:51,002 --> 00:27:54,087 Otto 440 00:27:54,171 --> 00:27:55,880 tried to k-k-k 441 00:27:56,131 --> 00:27:59,008 kiss me. 442 00:27:59,384 --> 00:28:02,553 I thought he might. 443 00:28:03,889 --> 00:28:05,264 No. 444 00:28:05,516 --> 00:28:07,433 Nothing, no marks at all. 445 00:28:07,684 --> 00:28:09,602 But it is a safety deposit box key? 446 00:28:09,852 --> 00:28:12,187 Yes, but there are millions of them, 447 00:28:12,438 --> 00:28:14,147 hotels, banks, offices. 448 00:28:14,398 --> 00:28:15,482 Sorry. 449 00:28:15,733 --> 00:28:17,484 Thank you. 450 00:28:17,735 --> 00:28:21,029 Fuck! 451 00:28:35,460 --> 00:28:36,919 That's him. 452 00:28:37,170 --> 00:28:39,088 That's him, Inspector. 453 00:28:39,339 --> 00:28:43,509 He's the one who tried to murder my dogs. 454 00:29:00,067 --> 00:29:01,901 Davidson! 455 00:29:02,152 --> 00:29:05,487 An American legal student wants to see me for a moment. 456 00:29:05,738 --> 00:29:08,115 - What time is Sir John due? - 12.30, sir. 457 00:29:08,366 --> 00:29:10,909 Right. 458 00:29:19,252 --> 00:29:21,503 Come in! 459 00:29:21,753 --> 00:29:23,588 - Hi. - How very nice to see you. 460 00:29:23,839 --> 00:29:25,631 Am I interrupting? 461 00:29:25,883 --> 00:29:27,258 Absolutely not. 462 00:29:27,509 --> 00:29:28,384 Really? 463 00:29:28,635 --> 00:29:30,386 Really. Delighted to see you. 464 00:29:30,637 --> 00:29:33,181 Hello. 465 00:29:34,892 --> 00:29:36,309 So. 466 00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:37,852 This is the place. 467 00:29:38,102 --> 00:29:40,228 - This is it. - Very nice. 468 00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:43,648 I was at the courts this morning. It's fascinating! 469 00:29:43,900 --> 00:29:45,484 Really, so much to know, 470 00:29:45,735 --> 00:29:47,778 Everybody wears these. Do you? 471 00:29:48,029 --> 00:29:51,448 Oh, ridiculous! 472 00:29:53,242 --> 00:29:54,117 Well, erm 473 00:29:54,368 --> 00:29:56,411 I only have a few minutes. Sorry. 474 00:29:56,661 --> 00:29:57,536 I'm sorry. 475 00:29:57,788 --> 00:30:00,331 But until then, I'm all yours, as they say. 476 00:30:00,582 --> 00:30:03,334 I just have a couple of questions. 477 00:30:03,585 --> 00:30:05,503 I'm having a little problem 478 00:30:05,754 --> 00:30:09,673 understanding preliminary criminal procedures. 479 00:30:09,925 --> 00:30:12,343 What exactly is the committal? 480 00:30:12,593 --> 00:30:13,593 Ah. Interesting. 481 00:30:13,844 --> 00:30:16,930 Basically, it's a preliminary investigation 482 00:30:17,181 --> 00:30:19,808 where the prosecution presents evidence 483 00:30:20,059 --> 00:30:22,268 that the accused has a case to answer. 484 00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:24,354 That's what it says in the book. 485 00:30:24,605 --> 00:30:27,565 Let's take, for example, my friend George Thomason. 486 00:30:27,817 --> 00:30:28,942 Right. 487 00:30:29,193 --> 00:30:32,320 - His committal is on Wednesday... - Thomason? 488 00:30:32,570 --> 00:30:33,445 Yes. 489 00:30:33,696 --> 00:30:35,531 George Thomason? 490 00:30:35,782 --> 00:30:39,118 Yes. Do you know him? 491 00:30:39,452 --> 00:30:40,828 I'm defending him. 492 00:30:41,079 --> 00:30:42,746 What are you talking about? 493 00:30:42,997 --> 00:30:46,333 I'm his barrister, his lawyer. 494 00:30:46,584 --> 00:30:49,294 That's so great! 495 00:30:49,545 --> 00:30:51,587 That's so weird, isn't that weird? 496 00:30:51,839 --> 00:30:55,091 Oh, I'm so happy you're defending him! 497 00:30:55,342 --> 00:30:56,217 Thank you. 498 00:30:56,468 --> 00:30:59,095 He's sure to get off now. 499 00:30:59,346 --> 00:31:01,180 Wow! 500 00:31:01,432 --> 00:31:02,932 I can watch you work now! 501 00:31:03,183 --> 00:31:06,394 Please. 502 00:31:07,145 --> 00:31:08,061 Amazing. 503 00:31:08,312 --> 00:31:09,438 Well, anyway. 504 00:31:09,689 --> 00:31:12,441 At the committal, George would then plead... 505 00:31:12,692 --> 00:31:14,317 Not guilty. 506 00:31:14,569 --> 00:31:15,485 Really? 507 00:31:15,736 --> 00:31:18,613 The evidence is largely circumstantial. 508 00:31:18,865 --> 00:31:21,199 But wasn't there an identification? 509 00:31:21,451 --> 00:31:23,243 True, but a very elderly lady. 510 00:31:23,493 --> 00:31:27,204 I think they've got the wrong man. 511 00:31:27,497 --> 00:31:29,206 You don't think he did it? 512 00:31:29,458 --> 00:31:30,332 No. 513 00:31:30,584 --> 00:31:32,960 Let's just say, for argument's sake, 514 00:31:33,211 --> 00:31:34,920 that you did think he did it. 515 00:31:35,172 --> 00:31:38,215 Sure, if more evidence against him came to light. 516 00:31:38,467 --> 00:31:39,341 Right, right. 517 00:31:39,593 --> 00:31:42,803 You would then advise him to plead guilty, 518 00:31:43,053 --> 00:31:46,765 and turn over the jewels to get his sentence cut. 519 00:31:47,016 --> 00:31:51,144 And he would turn them over to who, to you? 520 00:31:51,687 --> 00:31:53,271 Theoretically, yes, yes. 521 00:31:53,522 --> 00:31:54,397 Oh, of course. 522 00:31:54,648 --> 00:31:57,317 Erm. Well er... 523 00:31:57,318 --> 00:32:02,238 I'm so sorry, I've forgotten your name. 524 00:32:02,489 --> 00:32:03,363 Wanda. 525 00:32:03,615 --> 00:32:05,449 Wanda! What a fool, what a fool. 526 00:32:05,700 --> 00:32:09,286 Well, Wanda, there are three... 527 00:32:13,041 --> 00:32:14,249 Not Wanda Gershwitz? 528 00:32:14,501 --> 00:32:16,335 Yes. 529 00:32:16,585 --> 00:32:18,336 Oh, my God. 530 00:32:18,587 --> 00:32:19,504 What? 531 00:32:19,755 --> 00:32:20,838 You're his alibi. 532 00:32:21,090 --> 00:32:23,049 I can't talk to you! 533 00:32:23,300 --> 00:32:24,175 Why not? 534 00:32:24,426 --> 00:32:26,761 My dear lady, you're a defence witness! 535 00:32:27,012 --> 00:32:29,013 I'm sorry, I must ask you to leave. 536 00:32:29,264 --> 00:32:30,765 What did I say? 537 00:32:31,016 --> 00:32:33,559 It's not ethical for me to talk to a witness. 538 00:32:33,810 --> 00:32:35,685 Everybody does it in America. 539 00:32:35,937 --> 00:32:37,562 Not in England, it's forbidden. 540 00:32:37,814 --> 00:32:40,148 I insist, or I may have to give up the case. 541 00:32:40,399 --> 00:32:43,985 I'm sorry. Please. 542 00:32:47,073 --> 00:32:50,367 Oh, Archie. 543 00:32:50,826 --> 00:32:56,580 I didn't come here to talk about boring criminal procedures. 544 00:32:57,165 --> 00:33:00,543 Come on, you know! 545 00:33:00,544 --> 00:33:04,380 You knew the minute I walked in here. 546 00:33:04,881 --> 00:33:08,134 I want you. 547 00:33:09,260 --> 00:33:12,095 What? 548 00:33:12,805 --> 00:33:14,431 - Hello? - Sir John is here. 549 00:33:14,682 --> 00:33:15,765 Show him in, please. 550 00:33:16,016 --> 00:33:17,642 Make love with me. 551 00:33:17,893 --> 00:33:19,436 - Pardon? - Nothing. 552 00:33:19,687 --> 00:33:23,898 - Will you take me to bed? - No, sorry. 553 00:33:25,151 --> 00:33:28,236 Bye, Uncle. 554 00:33:31,072 --> 00:33:34,533 Hi! 555 00:33:49,923 --> 00:33:52,008 He's pleading not guilty 556 00:33:52,259 --> 00:33:54,886 so you're safe until the trial. 557 00:33:55,137 --> 00:33:58,681 Leach doesn't think he did it. 558 00:33:59,308 --> 00:34:01,851 Ken says there's a safe deposit box key, 559 00:34:02,101 --> 00:34:04,978 but only George knows where it is. 560 00:34:05,229 --> 00:34:08,106 Thank you, Wanda! 561 00:34:10,067 --> 00:34:11,985 What have "you" found out? 562 00:34:12,236 --> 00:34:13,361 Not a lot. 563 00:34:13,613 --> 00:34:15,739 You realise he's in court tomorrow? 564 00:34:15,990 --> 00:34:17,074 I know that! 565 00:34:17,325 --> 00:34:18,658 So nothing, huh? 566 00:34:18,909 --> 00:34:20,701 Nix. 567 00:34:20,952 --> 00:34:22,078 Zip. 568 00:34:22,329 --> 00:34:23,746 Diddly. 569 00:34:23,997 --> 00:34:27,041 Bupkiss. 570 00:34:27,709 --> 00:34:30,586 Niente. 571 00:34:33,715 --> 00:34:34,799 Oh, it's too big! 572 00:34:35,050 --> 00:34:37,343 - No, it isn't, Portia. - It's enormous! 573 00:34:37,593 --> 00:34:39,719 - No, it isn't! - Oh, please, Mother! 574 00:34:39,970 --> 00:34:41,471 No! Absolutely not! 575 00:34:41,722 --> 00:34:44,182 I'm so miserable and you just don't care! 576 00:34:44,433 --> 00:34:46,810 Do shut up, Portia! 577 00:34:47,061 --> 00:34:50,063 All I get, all day, is people complaining to me. 578 00:34:50,314 --> 00:34:53,817 Oh dear. 579 00:35:00,073 --> 00:35:03,659 Ecco I'uomo. 580 00:35:18,173 --> 00:35:23,803 Ooh, le due cupole grandi della cattedrale di Milano. 581 00:36:07,553 --> 00:36:11,014 Benito Mussolini! 582 00:36:22,567 --> 00:36:26,028 Dov'� il Vaticano? 583 00:36:39,458 --> 00:36:41,334 Volare 584 00:36:41,585 --> 00:36:43,169 Oh-oh 585 00:36:43,420 --> 00:36:45,588 E cantare 586 00:36:45,839 --> 00:36:48,382 Oh-oh... 587 00:36:58,101 --> 00:37:02,354 Archie, I want "you" to speak to her about plastic surgery. 588 00:37:02,605 --> 00:37:05,065 - Hmm? - I do wish you'd listen to me. 589 00:37:05,316 --> 00:37:07,025 I want you to speak to Portia. 590 00:37:07,276 --> 00:37:09,444 I'll speak to her in the morning. 591 00:37:09,695 --> 00:37:11,947 Goodnight, Archie. 592 00:37:12,198 --> 00:37:14,241 Goodnight, Archie! 593 00:37:14,491 --> 00:37:16,534 Goodnight, Wanda. 594 00:37:16,785 --> 00:37:19,245 Goodnight, who? 595 00:37:19,496 --> 00:37:23,082 Sorry, darling. Just a stupid case I've got tomorrow 596 00:37:23,333 --> 00:37:25,251 with some lousy old hag. 597 00:37:25,502 --> 00:37:28,504 Are you George Francis Thomason 598 00:37:28,755 --> 00:37:31,298 of Kipling Mansions, Murray Avenue, 599 00:37:31,549 --> 00:37:34,050 London W9? 600 00:37:34,301 --> 00:37:35,427 Yes, sir. 601 00:37:35,678 --> 00:37:38,555 The charge is one of armed robbery. 602 00:37:38,806 --> 00:37:40,890 Are we ready for a committal, Mr Percival? 603 00:37:41,142 --> 00:37:44,561 Yes, under Section 6.2, madam. 604 00:37:44,812 --> 00:37:46,020 That is correct, 6.2. 605 00:37:46,272 --> 00:37:50,608 Here are the statements, all to be fully bound, please. 606 00:37:50,859 --> 00:37:52,735 Stand up, Mr Thomason. 607 00:37:52,986 --> 00:37:55,237 You are committed to stand trial 608 00:37:55,488 --> 00:37:58,031 at the Central Criminal Court. 609 00:37:58,283 --> 00:38:00,617 There is some urgency about this case. 610 00:38:00,869 --> 00:38:02,578 The main witness, Mrs Coady, 611 00:38:02,829 --> 00:38:07,082 is elderly and has had serious heart difficulties recently. 612 00:38:07,332 --> 00:38:10,126 Is there any possibility that this case 613 00:38:10,377 --> 00:38:12,628 might be put down for an early trial? 614 00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:15,339 That is for the Old Bailey listing officer. 615 00:38:15,591 --> 00:38:20,344 Take him down to the cell, please, officer. 616 00:38:38,321 --> 00:38:39,863 Hi, hon. How are you doing? 617 00:38:40,114 --> 00:38:42,074 You look great. I love your hair. 618 00:38:42,324 --> 00:38:43,574 Got time for a coffee? 619 00:38:43,825 --> 00:38:46,118 - No, I've g-g... - Have you thought about it? 620 00:38:46,369 --> 00:38:47,745 Why did he give you this? 621 00:38:47,996 --> 00:38:49,997 Eileen Coady, 69 Basil Street. 622 00:38:50,248 --> 00:38:52,750 Does he want you to send her flowers? 623 00:38:53,001 --> 00:38:53,918 Do her shopping? 624 00:38:54,169 --> 00:38:55,294 Show her a good time? 625 00:38:55,545 --> 00:38:59,006 Rub her out? 626 00:39:00,633 --> 00:39:04,219 He wants you to rub her out? 627 00:39:04,470 --> 00:39:07,597 He's going to kill her! 628 00:39:09,392 --> 00:39:11,643 Fuck off, or I'll kill you. 629 00:39:11,894 --> 00:39:14,562 Limey fruits! 630 00:39:15,022 --> 00:39:17,899 So the old lady will m-meet with an accident? 631 00:39:18,149 --> 00:39:21,860 - Eh, K-K-Ken? - Sssh. Sssh! 632 00:39:22,612 --> 00:39:24,071 What's so funny? 633 00:39:24,322 --> 00:39:27,574 Nothing. Just that wasting old ladies isn't nice. 634 00:39:27,826 --> 00:39:31,495 Well, it's better than b-buggering people. 635 00:39:31,746 --> 00:39:35,374 I bet you �1 you don't kill her. 636 00:39:35,374 --> 00:39:36,582 All right. 637 00:39:36,834 --> 00:39:38,418 All right. 638 00:39:38,669 --> 00:39:41,045 I love watching your ass when you walk. 639 00:39:41,296 --> 00:39:44,048 Is that beautiful or what? 640 00:39:44,299 --> 00:39:45,716 Don't go near him! 641 00:39:45,968 --> 00:39:48,219 He's mine! 642 00:39:48,470 --> 00:39:52,181 �1 says you won't kill her! 643 00:39:54,016 --> 00:39:55,434 When could you look at it? 644 00:39:55,685 --> 00:39:59,146 Let's think. My wife's going to the opera on Friday. 645 00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:02,190 I'll look at it then and call you on Saturday. 646 00:40:02,442 --> 00:40:04,735 - I really appreciate it. Thanks. - Bye. 647 00:40:04,986 --> 00:40:06,194 Hi. 648 00:40:06,446 --> 00:40:08,363 I know we're not allowed to talk. 649 00:40:08,614 --> 00:40:09,781 Give me a call. 650 00:40:10,031 --> 00:40:12,324 I can't. 651 00:40:12,576 --> 00:40:13,451 Please? 652 00:40:13,702 --> 00:40:15,661 We're not allowed to speak. 653 00:40:15,912 --> 00:40:18,372 We don't have to. 654 00:40:18,623 --> 00:40:24,044 I don't want you for your conversation. 655 00:40:25,714 --> 00:40:29,175 I'd love to... 656 00:40:39,268 --> 00:40:43,188 - What happened? - Got a date, Friday. 657 00:40:58,328 --> 00:40:59,745 Look here! 658 00:40:59,996 --> 00:41:02,623 Do you mind not making that terrible noise? 659 00:41:02,873 --> 00:41:04,791 My dogs will be having their nap. 660 00:41:05,042 --> 00:41:06,876 Nice doggy. 661 00:41:07,127 --> 00:41:09,837 Nice... doggy. 662 00:41:26,604 --> 00:41:28,063 Otto, what are you doing? 663 00:41:28,314 --> 00:41:30,732 It's a Buddhist meditation technique. 664 00:41:30,983 --> 00:41:32,818 It focuses your aggression. 665 00:41:33,069 --> 00:41:35,695 The monks did it before they went into battle. 666 00:41:35,947 --> 00:41:39,533 What kind of Buddhism is this? 667 00:41:42,828 --> 00:41:45,121 Asshole! 668 00:41:45,372 --> 00:41:47,623 It's an early Tantric meditation... 669 00:41:47,874 --> 00:41:49,125 What is this? 670 00:41:49,376 --> 00:41:53,212 To get information, I might have to get friendly with him. 671 00:41:53,463 --> 00:41:56,048 Well, we're ready now, at last. 672 00:41:56,298 --> 00:41:58,216 Good. Enjoy the opera, darling. 673 00:41:58,467 --> 00:42:01,177 - Your supper's in the fridge. - Marvellous. 674 00:42:01,429 --> 00:42:03,012 Be good. 675 00:42:03,264 --> 00:42:06,766 When you say friendly, what are we talking about here? 676 00:42:07,017 --> 00:42:08,768 Cordial? Courteous? 677 00:42:09,019 --> 00:42:10,186 Supportive? What? 678 00:42:10,438 --> 00:42:14,315 I don't know. Let's just see what happens. 679 00:42:14,566 --> 00:42:17,651 So, friendly might include actual er 680 00:42:17,902 --> 00:42:19,153 what, penetration? 681 00:42:19,404 --> 00:42:21,238 I don't need your jealousy now. 682 00:42:21,489 --> 00:42:22,614 - Jealousy? - Yes. 683 00:42:22,866 --> 00:42:27,536 Hey, I'm merely curious. Me? Jealous of that fop? 684 00:42:35,169 --> 00:42:36,919 What about my tits? 685 00:42:37,171 --> 00:42:38,546 Does he get to handle them? 686 00:42:38,797 --> 00:42:41,507 Yes. That's my forecast. I'll stand by that. 687 00:42:41,759 --> 00:42:42,800 Nuzzling? 688 00:42:43,052 --> 00:42:45,219 I think $20 million is worth a nuzzle. 689 00:42:45,471 --> 00:42:46,554 80% chance there. 690 00:42:46,805 --> 00:42:49,348 - Sucking? - I thought you weren't jealous. 691 00:42:49,599 --> 00:42:53,018 I'm not, I don't believe in jealousy, it's for the weak. 692 00:42:53,269 --> 00:42:54,352 One thing, though. 693 00:42:54,604 --> 00:42:58,523 Touch his dick, and he's dead! 694 00:43:02,028 --> 00:43:04,571 I told your father to get the car serviced. 695 00:43:04,822 --> 00:43:06,156 Aren't we going, then? 696 00:43:06,406 --> 00:43:09,533 Oh, do shut up, Portia. 697 00:43:20,670 --> 00:43:23,631 Hurry up. 698 00:43:38,687 --> 00:43:41,648 Hi. 699 00:43:41,898 --> 00:43:45,317 Do you despise me? 700 00:43:48,405 --> 00:43:51,698 No, that's not a word that leaps to mind. 701 00:43:51,950 --> 00:43:55,536 Can I stay, then? 702 00:43:58,914 --> 00:44:01,290 Of course. Look... 703 00:44:01,542 --> 00:44:02,917 - Wanda... - I know. 704 00:44:03,168 --> 00:44:04,627 Your wife's coming back. 705 00:44:04,878 --> 00:44:07,004 No, it's not her. She'll be hours. 706 00:44:07,256 --> 00:44:09,006 It's about what I said to you. 707 00:44:09,258 --> 00:44:11,050 It "is" all right for us to speak. 708 00:44:11,301 --> 00:44:12,218 It is? 709 00:44:12,469 --> 00:44:15,680 Provided that we don't discuss the case. 710 00:44:15,930 --> 00:44:17,347 Oh. 711 00:44:17,598 --> 00:44:18,598 Oh, fine. 712 00:44:18,850 --> 00:44:21,101 It's just, if anyone saw us talking... 713 00:44:21,352 --> 00:44:24,730 Oh, but they won't. 714 00:44:30,737 --> 00:44:32,446 Sorry if I seem 715 00:44:32,697 --> 00:44:33,864 pompous. 716 00:44:34,114 --> 00:44:37,491 Oh, you're the best, Archie. 717 00:44:40,662 --> 00:44:42,163 No. 718 00:44:42,414 --> 00:44:43,414 Not yet. 719 00:44:43,665 --> 00:44:46,542 I'm thirsty. 720 00:44:48,503 --> 00:44:51,422 What shall I get you? 721 00:44:51,589 --> 00:44:55,175 Whisky. 722 00:44:57,636 --> 00:45:01,014 You are the sexiest, most beautiful girl 723 00:45:01,265 --> 00:45:03,808 I have ever seen 724 00:45:04,060 --> 00:45:08,021 in my entire life. 725 00:45:08,897 --> 00:45:12,066 Get me my drink. 726 00:45:32,961 --> 00:45:36,464 Oh, Archie. 727 00:45:37,174 --> 00:45:39,926 Mm, Archie. 728 00:45:44,222 --> 00:45:46,306 So. 729 00:45:46,557 --> 00:45:49,017 If George decides to change his plea, 730 00:45:49,268 --> 00:45:52,521 he'd tell you where the loot is first, wouldn't he? 731 00:45:52,772 --> 00:45:54,481 Mm? 732 00:45:54,732 --> 00:45:57,526 Darling, we mustn't talk about the trial, OK? 733 00:45:57,777 --> 00:46:01,196 I know. I just meant theoretically. 734 00:46:01,446 --> 00:46:04,198 Kiss me there. 735 00:46:04,366 --> 00:46:05,825 Oh. Theoretically. 736 00:46:06,076 --> 00:46:09,036 Erm. 737 00:46:12,916 --> 00:46:17,628 ...to his legal representative... 738 00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:26,136 What's the matter? 739 00:46:26,387 --> 00:46:28,096 Oh, it's wonderful, Archie. 740 00:46:28,347 --> 00:46:30,890 Ooh! 741 00:46:31,892 --> 00:46:32,809 Aah! 742 00:46:33,060 --> 00:46:34,436 What? What, darling? 743 00:46:34,687 --> 00:46:36,563 - You're getting me hot! - Sorry. 744 00:46:36,813 --> 00:46:38,355 I need something to drink. 745 00:46:38,606 --> 00:46:39,648 Something cold? 746 00:46:39,899 --> 00:46:41,108 Maybe in the fridge? 747 00:46:41,359 --> 00:46:42,234 Champagne? 748 00:46:42,485 --> 00:46:45,195 Oh, my favourite. 749 00:46:45,447 --> 00:46:48,407 Don't go away. 750 00:46:49,826 --> 00:46:52,953 Je reviens! 751 00:47:01,962 --> 00:47:03,337 What are you doing here? 752 00:47:03,589 --> 00:47:05,590 - Relax! - Get the fuck out of here! 753 00:47:05,841 --> 00:47:08,926 - Your moaning worried me. - I was faking it, stupid! 754 00:47:09,178 --> 00:47:10,720 Don't ever call me stupid. 755 00:47:10,970 --> 00:47:13,013 - And I'm not jealous. - Then leave! 756 00:47:13,264 --> 00:47:14,598 OK! 757 00:47:14,849 --> 00:47:18,018 It's a nice place. 758 00:47:18,186 --> 00:47:21,354 Don't touch his dick! 759 00:47:22,148 --> 00:47:25,525 His wife, his wife! 760 00:47:27,153 --> 00:47:30,822 For goodness sake, get off to bed. 761 00:47:33,825 --> 00:47:37,203 God, there isn't any ice. 762 00:47:45,629 --> 00:47:47,129 Champagne! 763 00:47:47,380 --> 00:47:48,546 Aaagh! 764 00:47:48,798 --> 00:47:51,758 What's the matter? 765 00:47:51,967 --> 00:47:54,761 What are you doing? 766 00:47:55,513 --> 00:47:57,847 Champagne, dear. To welcome you home. 767 00:47:58,099 --> 00:48:01,226 Erm... let me pour you a glass. 768 00:48:01,477 --> 00:48:02,769 Whose is the car? 769 00:48:03,020 --> 00:48:04,437 The car? 770 00:48:04,688 --> 00:48:05,979 Blocking the drive? 771 00:48:06,231 --> 00:48:07,940 There you are, dear. Cheers. 772 00:48:08,191 --> 00:48:09,566 Nice to see you again. 773 00:48:09,818 --> 00:48:10,984 How was the opera? 774 00:48:11,236 --> 00:48:13,654 - Finished early, did it? - Whose car is it? 775 00:48:13,905 --> 00:48:15,114 Mine. 776 00:48:15,365 --> 00:48:16,699 It's a beauty, isn't it? 777 00:48:16,950 --> 00:48:20,285 Where did I leave my drink, Archie? 778 00:48:20,537 --> 00:48:22,454 Who is this? 779 00:48:22,705 --> 00:48:23,663 Don't you know? 780 00:48:23,914 --> 00:48:25,289 How do you do, Mrs Leach? 781 00:48:25,541 --> 00:48:29,085 I'm Harvey Manfren... jensen... jen. 782 00:48:29,336 --> 00:48:31,295 - I'm... with the CIA. - The CIA? 783 00:48:31,547 --> 00:48:32,964 That's correct, ma'am. 784 00:48:33,215 --> 00:48:36,217 I was er... just telling your husband 785 00:48:36,468 --> 00:48:39,846 before I had to go to your beautiful bathroom. 786 00:48:40,096 --> 00:48:44,391 We've got a high-ranking KGB defector in a safe house near here. 787 00:48:44,642 --> 00:48:46,518 We're debriefing him as of now 788 00:48:46,769 --> 00:48:48,020 and we're just er 789 00:48:48,271 --> 00:48:50,605 checking all the houses in the area. 790 00:48:50,857 --> 00:48:52,733 - For what? - For KGB. 791 00:48:52,984 --> 00:48:55,110 - Is there any danger? - No, no, no, no. 792 00:48:55,361 --> 00:48:57,988 No er... No, not now. 793 00:48:58,238 --> 00:48:59,447 We er... 794 00:48:59,698 --> 00:49:02,158 We just want to keep everyone informed. 795 00:49:02,409 --> 00:49:04,410 So. Archie, thanks for the drink. 796 00:49:04,661 --> 00:49:06,370 Sorry to have troubled you... 797 00:49:06,621 --> 00:49:08,039 Keep everyone informed? 798 00:49:08,290 --> 00:49:09,832 So there's no panic, ma'am. 799 00:49:10,083 --> 00:49:11,292 But isn't it a secret? 800 00:49:11,543 --> 00:49:13,127 You've no idea how secret. 801 00:49:13,378 --> 00:49:16,297 Well, why are you telling everyone? 802 00:49:16,547 --> 00:49:18,214 It's a smoke screen? 803 00:49:18,466 --> 00:49:19,591 What?! 804 00:49:19,842 --> 00:49:21,009 Double bluff. 805 00:49:21,260 --> 00:49:24,763 You obviously know nothing about intelligence work. 806 00:49:25,014 --> 00:49:27,474 It's an XK Red 27 technique. 807 00:49:27,725 --> 00:49:31,269 My father was in the Secret Service, Mr Manfredjen St John. 808 00:49:31,519 --> 00:49:35,230 I know perfectly well you don't keep the public informed 809 00:49:35,482 --> 00:49:38,067 when you are debriefing KGB defectors. 810 00:49:38,318 --> 00:49:39,526 Oh, you don't, huh? 811 00:49:39,778 --> 00:49:44,531 Not unless you're congenitally insane or stupid, no. 812 00:49:44,783 --> 00:49:46,825 Don't call me stupid. 813 00:49:47,077 --> 00:49:49,328 Why on earth not? 814 00:49:49,578 --> 00:49:54,290 Oh, you English are "so" superior, aren't you? 815 00:49:54,541 --> 00:49:56,167 Do you know where you'd be 816 00:49:56,418 --> 00:49:58,920 without us, the old US of A to protect you? 817 00:49:59,171 --> 00:50:00,046 I'll tell you. 818 00:50:00,297 --> 00:50:04,509 The smallest fucking province in the Russian Empire, that's what! 819 00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:06,636 So don't call me stupid, lady. 820 00:50:06,886 --> 00:50:07,761 Just thank me. 821 00:50:08,012 --> 00:50:10,263 Thank you for popping in and protecting us! 822 00:50:10,515 --> 00:50:13,141 If it wasn't for us, you'd be speaking German! 823 00:50:13,393 --> 00:50:15,018 Singing "Deutschland, Deutschland" 824 00:50:15,269 --> 00:50:17,270 �ber alles 825 00:50:17,522 --> 00:50:20,982 He's covering for me. Get rid of your wife and get my necklace. 826 00:50:21,234 --> 00:50:23,318 Necklace. I'll think of something. 827 00:50:23,569 --> 00:50:26,071 - Who are you talking to? - Myself, darling. 828 00:50:26,321 --> 00:50:29,782 - Who was that shouting? - Th-th-the brother of a f-friend. 829 00:50:30,033 --> 00:50:31,659 Archie, who on earth... 830 00:50:31,910 --> 00:50:32,993 I don't know. He... 831 00:50:33,245 --> 00:50:35,329 - I need a drink. - Let's go to the pub. 832 00:50:35,580 --> 00:50:36,747 What?! 833 00:50:36,998 --> 00:50:38,124 Let's go to the pub. 834 00:50:38,375 --> 00:50:39,875 Would you like to, Portia? 835 00:50:40,127 --> 00:50:41,544 We haven't been for 15 years! 836 00:50:41,794 --> 00:50:43,128 Portia could see it now. 837 00:50:43,379 --> 00:50:44,462 Honestly, Archie! 838 00:50:44,714 --> 00:50:45,588 Aaagh! 839 00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:47,465 What on earth is the matter? 840 00:50:47,717 --> 00:50:49,217 I thought the picture was falling off. 841 00:50:49,468 --> 00:50:51,553 Will you pull yourself together?! 842 00:50:51,804 --> 00:50:53,054 What's this? 843 00:50:53,305 --> 00:50:55,140 Thanks, Portia. Coming with us? 844 00:50:55,391 --> 00:50:56,599 What was that? 845 00:50:56,851 --> 00:50:58,184 - A kind of necklace. - Aah! 846 00:50:58,436 --> 00:50:59,352 What's going on? 847 00:50:59,602 --> 00:51:01,186 Nothing. Let's go. 848 00:51:01,438 --> 00:51:02,312 Can I see that? 849 00:51:02,564 --> 00:51:05,024 - What? - In your hand. 850 00:51:05,275 --> 00:51:07,317 Your other hand. 851 00:51:07,569 --> 00:51:08,902 Portia, go to your room. 852 00:51:09,154 --> 00:51:10,279 Aren't we going out? 853 00:51:10,530 --> 00:51:11,989 I can explain. I left... 854 00:51:12,240 --> 00:51:13,115 Now! 855 00:51:13,366 --> 00:51:15,367 - They sent a new girl... - Oh, Archie. 856 00:51:15,618 --> 00:51:17,286 No, she's Canadian... 857 00:51:17,536 --> 00:51:21,372 It's lovely. Thank you. 858 00:51:23,417 --> 00:51:25,543 It's even got a W for Wendy. 859 00:51:25,794 --> 00:51:28,880 Oh, I'm so glad you like it. 860 00:51:29,131 --> 00:51:33,801 It's the most beautiful thing you've ever given me. 861 00:51:37,096 --> 00:51:41,433 Oh, Archie. This isn't like you. 862 00:51:47,648 --> 00:51:51,276 Are you fucking crazy?! 863 00:51:51,527 --> 00:51:52,778 Hey, I saved your ass. 864 00:51:53,028 --> 00:51:55,905 I had him right where I wanted him, you asshole! 865 00:51:56,156 --> 00:51:58,616 I give you one fucking thing to! 866 00:51:58,867 --> 00:52:01,327 You had to drive me and shut up! 867 00:52:01,578 --> 00:52:04,246 Oh, relax! 868 00:52:10,961 --> 00:52:13,213 Hello. 869 00:52:13,464 --> 00:52:14,839 Hold on. 870 00:52:15,091 --> 00:52:17,801 It's for you. 871 00:52:18,052 --> 00:52:21,429 Hello. 872 00:52:22,139 --> 00:52:26,184 Not at the moment, no. 873 00:52:27,435 --> 00:52:32,523 Yes, well, I'm not quite sure when I can get hold of that. 874 00:52:32,649 --> 00:52:34,483 Yes, yes, I do appreciate that. 875 00:52:34,734 --> 00:52:37,820 Yes. As soon as possible. 876 00:52:38,071 --> 00:52:41,448 Well, that would be very nice, obviously. 877 00:52:41,700 --> 00:52:42,908 So. Erm... 878 00:52:43,159 --> 00:52:44,576 See you soon, I hope. 879 00:52:44,827 --> 00:52:47,829 Bye, Frank. 880 00:52:50,124 --> 00:52:52,041 Calm down. Calm down! 881 00:52:52,292 --> 00:52:56,337 Easy, g-g-girl. Easy, easy! 882 00:53:02,052 --> 00:53:03,302 Come here! 883 00:53:04,005 --> 00:53:05,796 Smell. Smell! 884 00:53:06,047 --> 00:53:07,797 Smell, Maggie, smell. 885 00:53:08,048 --> 00:53:09,631 Now. Now! 886 00:53:09,884 --> 00:53:12,384 Kill, kill! 887 00:53:12,635 --> 00:53:13,843 Kill! 888 00:53:14,094 --> 00:53:16,219 Kill! 889 00:53:16,472 --> 00:53:19,389 Kill! 890 00:53:41,487 --> 00:53:44,571 We therefore commit its body to the ground. 891 00:53:44,822 --> 00:53:45,905 Earth to earth. 892 00:53:46,157 --> 00:53:48,032 Ashes to ashes. 893 00:53:48,283 --> 00:53:51,784 Dust to dust. 894 00:53:52,536 --> 00:53:55,621 Miserere Dominus 895 00:53:55,871 --> 00:54:01,749 Miserere Dominus 896 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:07,252 Canis mortuus est 897 00:54:07,545 --> 00:54:08,961 Hello, honey. 898 00:54:09,214 --> 00:54:10,713 What happened? 899 00:54:10,964 --> 00:54:12,756 N-n-nothing. 900 00:54:13,006 --> 00:54:13,838 What's that? 901 00:54:14,090 --> 00:54:15,089 Er... 902 00:54:15,342 --> 00:54:16,341 Not Granny? 903 00:54:16,592 --> 00:54:17,466 Not yet. 904 00:54:17,718 --> 00:54:19,843 Oh. Who is it for, then? 905 00:54:20,095 --> 00:54:21,219 A f-f-f... 906 00:54:21,471 --> 00:54:23,429 A fish? Frenchman? 907 00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:25,388 - A phone operator? - Friend. 908 00:54:25,641 --> 00:54:27,641 Oh, a four-legged one? 909 00:54:27,892 --> 00:54:28,974 Where's my sister? 910 00:54:29,227 --> 00:54:30,392 She's in the b-b-b... 911 00:54:30,643 --> 00:54:32,101 Thank you. 912 00:54:32,353 --> 00:54:33,268 Lavatory. 913 00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:36,145 Wanda! 914 00:54:36,313 --> 00:54:37,729 Anything? 915 00:54:37,981 --> 00:54:39,189 What? No? 916 00:54:39,440 --> 00:54:40,981 Why are you here? 917 00:54:41,234 --> 00:54:43,150 I'm here because I'm bored! 918 00:54:43,401 --> 00:54:48,529 Bored, wandering around this awful city, shoving George's pic... 919 00:54:48,780 --> 00:54:54,699 Talking to a lot of snotty, stuck-up, intellectually inferior British faggots. 920 00:54:54,951 --> 00:54:58,535 They get rigor mortis in the prime of life in this country! 921 00:54:58,787 --> 00:55:03,205 Standing there with their hair clenched 922 00:55:03,456 --> 00:55:06,249 counting the seconds till the weekend, 923 00:55:06,499 --> 00:55:09,417 so they can dress up like ballerinas 924 00:55:09,668 --> 00:55:11,418 at the flat at four 925 00:55:11,670 --> 00:55:14,003 2B, Saint... 926 00:55:14,255 --> 00:55:18,339 To be honest, I er... hate them. 927 00:55:18,591 --> 00:55:22,551 I mean, pretending they're so fucking "lawyer"... 928 00:55:22,802 --> 00:55:26,469 So fucking "superior" with those phoney accents. 929 00:55:26,720 --> 00:55:29,221 Not you, Ken. You've got a beautiful voice 930 00:55:29,472 --> 00:55:31,806 when it works. 931 00:55:32,057 --> 00:55:34,724 Sonofabitch! 932 00:55:38,937 --> 00:55:41,521 So er... Want to have some lunch? 933 00:55:41,771 --> 00:55:43,146 Have you heard from him? 934 00:55:43,398 --> 00:55:44,939 - Who? - Archie. 935 00:55:45,190 --> 00:55:47,691 No, I have to finish my hair! 936 00:55:47,943 --> 00:55:48,817 Nothing? 937 00:55:49,068 --> 00:55:50,151 OK, I'm out of here! 938 00:55:50,403 --> 00:55:51,861 No plans to see him? 939 00:55:52,112 --> 00:55:53,194 No. 940 00:55:53,447 --> 00:55:55,363 OK, bye, bro! 941 00:55:55,614 --> 00:55:58,157 Bye, Wanda! 942 00:55:59,908 --> 00:56:02,868 Oh, sorry. 943 00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:06,495 - What?! - It wasn't theirs to sell. 944 00:56:06,747 --> 00:56:08,913 A old lady gave it to them to engrave. 945 00:56:09,165 --> 00:56:11,540 Someone put it in the display cabinet... 946 00:56:11,791 --> 00:56:14,000 - That's their problem. - No. Legally... 947 00:56:14,252 --> 00:56:15,126 You paid for it! 948 00:56:15,377 --> 00:56:18,961 They accept their mistake and they're offering you this. 949 00:56:19,212 --> 00:56:20,712 It's much more valuable. 950 00:56:20,964 --> 00:56:23,631 I adore this and you want me to give it back... 951 00:56:23,883 --> 00:56:26,050 - "I" don't want... - They can't have it. 952 00:56:26,301 --> 00:56:27,175 - Wendy. - No. No! 953 00:56:27,427 --> 00:56:28,926 - Wendy! - NO! 954 00:56:29,178 --> 00:56:30,719 Tell them they can't have it! 955 00:56:30,970 --> 00:56:34,471 You're the bloody barrister! 956 00:57:07,660 --> 00:57:10,745 - Hello. - Hello. 957 00:57:11,204 --> 00:57:14,080 Oh, Archie, it's beautiful. 958 00:57:14,331 --> 00:57:18,082 It's just beautiful. 959 00:57:18,959 --> 00:57:22,460 Oh, my God, look! 960 00:57:22,670 --> 00:57:24,670 Oh, Archie, it's beautiful. 961 00:57:24,922 --> 00:57:26,254 Isn't it wonderful? 962 00:57:26,506 --> 00:57:27,838 Whose is it? 963 00:57:28,090 --> 00:57:30,382 It belongs to someone at the chambers. 964 00:57:30,633 --> 00:57:32,424 And where are they? 965 00:57:32,676 --> 00:57:33,842 Hong Kong. 966 00:57:34,094 --> 00:57:35,551 Ah so. 967 00:57:35,804 --> 00:57:37,720 Gone for weeks. 968 00:57:37,971 --> 00:57:41,389 Nice rug, Archie. 969 00:57:41,641 --> 00:57:44,600 May I? 970 00:57:45,685 --> 00:57:47,309 Archie, what are you doing? 971 00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:50,311 The polka, I think. 972 00:57:53,314 --> 00:57:55,314 You make me feel free! 973 00:57:55,566 --> 00:57:57,024 Free? 974 00:57:57,275 --> 00:58:00,984 Do you have any idea what it's like being English? 975 00:58:01,236 --> 00:58:03,486 Being so correct all the time? 976 00:58:03,737 --> 00:58:09,240 Being so... stifled by this dread of doing the wrong thing? 977 00:58:09,491 --> 00:58:11,741 Asking someone, 'Are you married?' 978 00:58:11,993 --> 00:58:13,910 And hearing, 'My wife left me.' 979 00:58:14,161 --> 00:58:16,829 Or saying, 'Do you have children?' 980 00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:19,997 And hearing, 'They burned to death yesterday.' 981 00:58:20,248 --> 00:58:24,833 Wanda, we're all terrified of embarrassment. 982 00:58:25,085 --> 00:58:28,627 That's why we're so... dead. 983 00:58:28,879 --> 00:58:30,754 Most of my friends are dead. 984 00:58:31,006 --> 00:58:35,132 We have these piles of corpses to dinner. 985 00:58:35,134 --> 00:58:37,050 But you're alive, God bless you. 986 00:58:37,300 --> 00:58:41,510 And I want to be. I'm so fed up with all this. 987 00:58:41,887 --> 00:58:44,847 I want to make love with you, Wanda. 988 00:58:45,098 --> 00:58:46,055 I'm a good lover. 989 00:58:46,306 --> 00:58:51,600 At least, I used to be in the early 14th century. 990 00:58:51,602 --> 00:58:55,186 Can we go to bed? 991 00:58:58,981 --> 00:59:01,314 Yeah. 992 00:59:01,567 --> 00:59:03,567 Hang on! 993 00:59:03,818 --> 00:59:06,652 Mind your head. 994 00:59:06,903 --> 00:59:08,528 Agh! Aagh! 995 00:59:08,779 --> 00:59:12,155 Aaagh! Aaagh! 996 00:59:12,740 --> 00:59:14,448 I think I love you, Wanda. 997 00:59:14,700 --> 00:59:16,616 Oh, Archie. 998 00:59:16,868 --> 00:59:18,701 Can I ask you a question? 999 00:59:18,952 --> 00:59:19,826 Anything. 1000 00:59:20,078 --> 00:59:21,995 Where's my locket? 1001 00:59:22,246 --> 00:59:23,245 I couldn't get it. 1002 00:59:23,497 --> 00:59:24,538 What? 1003 00:59:24,790 --> 00:59:26,915 Wendy wouldn't give it back. Look... 1004 00:59:27,167 --> 00:59:28,624 I got you this instead. 1005 00:59:28,875 --> 00:59:30,583 Do you like it? 1006 00:59:30,835 --> 00:59:33,419 No. Archie, I have to have mine. 1007 00:59:33,670 --> 00:59:37,087 What's the matter? Why? 1008 00:59:37,340 --> 00:59:40,215 My mother gave it to me 1009 00:59:40,467 --> 00:59:44,885 on her death... bed. 1010 00:59:45,136 --> 00:59:46,886 Oh, I'm sorry. 1011 00:59:47,137 --> 00:59:48,428 All right, darling. 1012 00:59:48,679 --> 00:59:50,054 I'll get it for you. 1013 00:59:50,306 --> 00:59:51,180 You promise? 1014 00:59:51,431 --> 00:59:52,889 I'll think of something. 1015 00:59:53,141 --> 00:59:55,308 Sex is very, very difficult for me 1016 00:59:55,559 --> 00:59:59,185 with somebody that I don't trust completely. 1017 00:59:59,437 --> 01:00:02,104 I promise I'll get it. OK? 1018 01:00:02,356 --> 01:00:06,065 Ooh! I love you, Archie. 1019 01:00:06,316 --> 01:00:12,235 I've loved you ever since the first second I saw you! 1020 01:00:12,904 --> 01:00:14,403 What was that? 1021 01:00:14,655 --> 01:00:16,112 What? 1022 01:00:16,365 --> 01:00:19,240 Your brother didn't bring you here this time? 1023 01:00:19,492 --> 01:00:20,949 No. 1024 01:00:21,201 --> 01:00:22,742 He's no idea? 1025 01:00:22,993 --> 01:00:25,118 He doesn't have a clue. 1026 01:00:25,370 --> 01:00:27,119 What? 1027 01:00:27,371 --> 01:00:28,328 He is so dumb... 1028 01:00:28,580 --> 01:00:29,454 Really? 1029 01:00:29,706 --> 01:00:35,292 He thought the Gettysburg Address was where Lincoln lived. 1030 01:00:36,878 --> 01:00:41,046 Those terrible lies he told about the CIA! 1031 01:00:41,296 --> 01:00:42,170 So painful! 1032 01:00:42,422 --> 01:00:45,465 When he heard your daughter's name was Portia, 1033 01:00:45,716 --> 01:00:50,134 he said, 'Why did they name her after a car?' 1034 01:00:53,638 --> 01:00:55,680 I love the way you laugh! 1035 01:00:55,932 --> 01:00:59,432 I love you, you're funny. 1036 01:00:59,475 --> 01:01:02,976 How come a girl as bright as you 1037 01:01:03,228 --> 01:01:05,269 can have a brother who's so... 1038 01:01:05,521 --> 01:01:08,188 Don't call me stupid. 1039 01:01:08,439 --> 01:01:12,148 Jesus Christ! 1040 01:01:17,611 --> 01:01:19,653 Ouch! Otto! 1041 01:01:19,904 --> 01:01:21,946 Come on! 1042 01:01:22,198 --> 01:01:24,865 I'll deal with you later! 1043 01:01:25,117 --> 01:01:26,741 What have you done with her? 1044 01:01:26,993 --> 01:01:29,535 - She's all right! - Otto! 1045 01:01:29,786 --> 01:01:31,494 Now, apologise. 1046 01:01:31,745 --> 01:01:33,787 What? 1047 01:01:34,038 --> 01:01:35,538 Apologise! 1048 01:01:35,790 --> 01:01:36,914 Shit! 1049 01:01:37,165 --> 01:01:41,041 Are you totally deranged? 1050 01:01:44,504 --> 01:01:46,629 You pompous, 1051 01:01:46,880 --> 01:01:49,298 stuck-up, snot-nosed, 1052 01:01:49,548 --> 01:01:51,673 English, giant twerp, 1053 01:01:51,925 --> 01:01:55,634 scumbag, fuck-face, dickhead asshole! 1054 01:01:55,885 --> 01:01:57,969 How very interesting. 1055 01:01:58,221 --> 01:02:00,471 You're a true vulgarian, aren't you? 1056 01:02:00,723 --> 01:02:02,764 You're the vulgarian, you fuck! 1057 01:02:03,016 --> 01:02:04,849 Now, apologise! 1058 01:02:05,101 --> 01:02:08,810 What? "Me" to you? 1059 01:02:12,022 --> 01:02:14,522 Apologise. 1060 01:02:14,773 --> 01:02:16,148 All right, I apologise. 1061 01:02:16,399 --> 01:02:17,565 You're really sorry? 1062 01:02:17,817 --> 01:02:19,275 I'm really, really sorry. 1063 01:02:19,526 --> 01:02:21,943 I apologise unreservedly. 1064 01:02:22,194 --> 01:02:23,110 You take it back? 1065 01:02:23,362 --> 01:02:26,155 I do. I offer a complete and utter retraction. 1066 01:02:26,405 --> 01:02:30,239 The imputation was "totally" without basis in fact, 1067 01:02:30,491 --> 01:02:32,408 and was in no way fair comment. 1068 01:02:32,659 --> 01:02:34,743 It was motivated purely by malice. 1069 01:02:34,995 --> 01:02:36,828 I deeply regret any distress 1070 01:02:37,079 --> 01:02:39,872 my comments may have caused you or your family. 1071 01:02:40,123 --> 01:02:41,789 I hereby undertake not repeat 1072 01:02:42,040 --> 01:02:47,125 any such slander at any time in the future. 1073 01:02:48,211 --> 01:02:51,004 OK. 1074 01:03:52,335 --> 01:03:56,628 Miserere Dominus 1075 01:03:56,880 --> 01:04:02,424 Miserere Dominus 1076 01:04:02,676 --> 01:04:06,718 Canis mortuus est 1077 01:04:06,971 --> 01:04:08,804 You said you loved him! 1078 01:04:08,846 --> 01:04:11,847 Right, Otto! Here's a multiple choice question. 1079 01:04:12,098 --> 01:04:14,014 A. Wanda was lying. 1080 01:04:14,266 --> 01:04:16,182 B. Wanda was telling the truth. 1081 01:04:16,434 --> 01:04:18,268 Which one are you going to pick? 1082 01:04:18,519 --> 01:04:20,102 What was the first one? 1083 01:04:20,353 --> 01:04:22,186 You said you were not seeing him! 1084 01:04:22,438 --> 01:04:24,272 I knew you'd come and fuck it up! 1085 01:04:24,523 --> 01:04:26,815 I was dealing with something delicate. 1086 01:04:27,066 --> 01:04:29,233 I'm setting up a guy who's important to us. 1087 01:04:29,484 --> 01:04:32,277 He knows where the loot is and if you'll be arrested. 1088 01:04:32,528 --> 01:04:34,945 You lope in like Rambo without a jockstrap 1089 01:04:35,196 --> 01:04:36,821 and dangle him from a window! 1090 01:04:37,072 --> 01:04:39,030 Now, was that smart?! 1091 01:04:39,283 --> 01:04:40,949 Was it shrewd? 1092 01:04:41,200 --> 01:04:45,285 Was it good tactics, or was it stupid?! 1093 01:04:45,536 --> 01:04:47,411 Don't call me stupid. 1094 01:04:47,662 --> 01:04:48,536 Oh, right! 1095 01:04:48,788 --> 01:04:51,622 To call you stupid is an insult to stupid people! 1096 01:04:51,874 --> 01:04:54,165 I've known sheep that could outwit you. 1097 01:04:54,417 --> 01:04:56,417 I've worn dresses with higher IQs. 1098 01:04:56,668 --> 01:05:00,419 You think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape? 1099 01:05:00,671 --> 01:05:02,504 Apes don't read philosophy. 1100 01:05:02,755 --> 01:05:06,464 Yes, they do. They just don't understand it. 1101 01:05:06,716 --> 01:05:09,341 Let me correct you on a couple of things, OK? 1102 01:05:09,593 --> 01:05:12,093 Aristotle was not Belgian. 1103 01:05:12,345 --> 01:05:14,512 The central message of Buddhism 1104 01:05:14,763 --> 01:05:17,514 - is not every man for himself. - You read... 1105 01:05:17,765 --> 01:05:21,017 The London Underground is not a political movement. 1106 01:05:21,267 --> 01:05:23,434 Those are mistakes. I looked 'em up. 1107 01:05:23,685 --> 01:05:26,311 Now. You have just assaulted 1108 01:05:26,562 --> 01:05:30,146 the one man who can keep you out of jail and make you rich. 1109 01:05:30,398 --> 01:05:32,690 So what are you going to do about it, huh? 1110 01:05:32,941 --> 01:05:35,233 What would an intellectual do? 1111 01:05:35,485 --> 01:05:38,695 What would Plato do? 1112 01:05:40,905 --> 01:05:42,196 Apologise. 1113 01:05:42,447 --> 01:05:44,197 Pardon me? 1114 01:05:44,449 --> 01:05:45,323 Apolo... 1115 01:05:45,575 --> 01:05:47,116 What? 1116 01:05:47,367 --> 01:05:48,241 Apologise! 1117 01:05:48,493 --> 01:05:50,660 Right! 1118 01:05:50,912 --> 01:05:53,370 I'm sorry. 1119 01:05:53,622 --> 01:05:54,913 No. 1120 01:05:55,164 --> 01:05:56,038 Not to me. 1121 01:05:56,289 --> 01:05:57,580 To Archie. 1122 01:05:57,832 --> 01:06:01,791 And make it good, or we're dead. 1123 01:06:06,546 --> 01:06:10,547 Oh, I'm so very, very, very, very s... 1124 01:06:10,799 --> 01:06:13,592 Fuck you! 1125 01:06:13,842 --> 01:06:15,550 I'm s... 1126 01:06:15,801 --> 01:06:18,052 I'm very, very s... 1127 01:06:18,304 --> 01:06:19,220 I'm so 1128 01:06:19,471 --> 01:06:20,803 very s... 1129 01:06:21,056 --> 01:06:25,682 Very, very s... 1130 01:06:38,025 --> 01:06:39,942 Very, very... 1131 01:06:40,193 --> 01:06:42,860 ssfff... 1132 01:07:53,282 --> 01:07:54,364 Ugh! 1133 01:07:54,615 --> 01:07:56,407 Hello, Mr Burglar! 1134 01:07:56,659 --> 01:07:58,117 Going somewhere? 1135 01:07:58,367 --> 01:07:59,908 Think you can rob Mr Leach? 1136 01:08:00,161 --> 01:08:01,994 I'll teach you a lesson. 1137 01:08:02,245 --> 01:08:04,537 He's a very good friend of mine. 1138 01:08:04,788 --> 01:08:06,079 Otto! Otto! 1139 01:08:06,331 --> 01:08:09,999 He'll be very pleased with me when he finds you all tied up 1140 01:08:10,250 --> 01:08:13,542 and ready for the police! 1141 01:08:13,711 --> 01:08:15,544 And don't call me Otto. 1142 01:08:15,795 --> 01:08:19,379 To you, I am Mr... 1143 01:08:25,385 --> 01:08:27,594 Aagh! 1144 01:08:27,845 --> 01:08:31,137 Oh, God. 1145 01:08:32,265 --> 01:08:34,390 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1146 01:08:34,640 --> 01:08:36,390 I'm sorry. 1147 01:08:36,641 --> 01:08:38,308 Please. 1148 01:08:38,560 --> 01:08:39,642 I'm sorry. 1149 01:08:39,894 --> 01:08:41,977 I'm sorry, I didn't know it was you. 1150 01:08:42,229 --> 01:08:44,271 How could I know it was you? 1151 01:08:44,522 --> 01:08:46,898 I mean, how could you expect me to guess? 1152 01:08:47,149 --> 01:08:48,023 Stupid jerk! 1153 01:08:48,275 --> 01:08:52,443 What the fuck are you doing robbing your own house? 1154 01:08:52,694 --> 01:08:53,943 You asshole! 1155 01:08:54,195 --> 01:08:56,570 You stupid, stiff, pompous English... 1156 01:08:56,821 --> 01:08:58,112 Agh! 1157 01:08:58,364 --> 01:08:59,739 I'm sorry. 1158 01:08:59,990 --> 01:09:01,114 I'm sorry. 1159 01:09:01,366 --> 01:09:03,909 Er... Er... 1160 01:09:04,160 --> 01:09:07,577 Yeah. 1161 01:09:47,187 --> 01:09:49,771 God Almighty! 1162 01:09:50,022 --> 01:09:53,606 Bloody hell! 1163 01:09:59,612 --> 01:10:01,320 Darling! 1164 01:10:01,571 --> 01:10:02,987 Are you hurt? 1165 01:10:03,239 --> 01:10:07,031 Speak to me! Are you hurt? 1166 01:10:07,325 --> 01:10:08,449 Can't you speak? 1167 01:10:08,700 --> 01:10:13,411 Archie! Archie, what has happened? 1168 01:10:14,414 --> 01:10:16,288 Archie, we've been burgled. 1169 01:10:16,540 --> 01:10:17,414 Oh, no! 1170 01:10:17,666 --> 01:10:18,748 Well, are you hurt? 1171 01:10:18,998 --> 01:10:20,540 No, I'm... I'm fine. 1172 01:10:20,792 --> 01:10:22,250 Bit of a headache. I er... 1173 01:10:22,501 --> 01:10:25,085 I came in here, somebody hit me, tied me up... 1174 01:10:25,336 --> 01:10:26,710 My God, is that the time? 1175 01:10:26,963 --> 01:10:27,795 What? 1176 01:10:28,047 --> 01:10:30,172 I didn't realise it was quite so late. 1177 01:10:30,424 --> 01:10:31,297 What?! 1178 01:10:31,549 --> 01:10:33,090 I'm late for a conference. 1179 01:10:33,342 --> 01:10:34,967 You've just been attacked! 1180 01:10:35,218 --> 01:10:37,051 It's nothing, I must fly. Sorry. 1181 01:10:37,302 --> 01:10:39,594 - Archie! - I'll help you tidy up later! 1182 01:10:39,846 --> 01:10:41,053 Hello, Portia. 1183 01:10:41,304 --> 01:10:42,846 What's happened? 1184 01:10:43,098 --> 01:10:48,892 Your father has finally gone completely mental. 1185 01:11:09,866 --> 01:11:12,825 Hi. 1186 01:11:22,999 --> 01:11:25,958 Archie! 1187 01:11:27,168 --> 01:11:28,584 Thank you so much. 1188 01:11:28,835 --> 01:11:29,959 Champagne? 1189 01:11:30,211 --> 01:11:32,754 OK. 1190 01:11:54,060 --> 01:11:57,435 - To us. - To us. 1191 01:11:58,813 --> 01:12:02,439 I went back to the house, and guess who... 1192 01:12:02,691 --> 01:12:04,900 Let's make love! 1193 01:12:05,150 --> 01:12:07,233 Well, if you absolutely insist... 1194 01:12:07,485 --> 01:12:08,442 No. 1195 01:12:08,694 --> 01:12:09,568 What? 1196 01:12:09,820 --> 01:12:12,571 Here. On the rug. 1197 01:12:12,822 --> 01:12:14,197 I'll be right back. 1198 01:12:14,448 --> 01:12:16,740 Get undressed. 1199 01:12:16,991 --> 01:12:19,241 Why not? 1200 01:12:19,494 --> 01:12:22,495 Why not indeed!? 1201 01:12:23,661 --> 01:12:25,161 Afterwards... 1202 01:12:25,413 --> 01:12:26,746 Yeah? 1203 01:12:26,997 --> 01:12:28,914 ...let's go to South America. 1204 01:12:29,166 --> 01:12:30,207 What? 1205 01:12:30,458 --> 01:12:32,249 Let's fly to South America. 1206 01:12:32,502 --> 01:12:33,626 Why South America? 1207 01:12:33,877 --> 01:12:37,294 OK... Iceland? 1208 01:12:39,505 --> 01:12:42,381 What do you really want out of life? 1209 01:12:42,633 --> 01:12:44,049 I don't know. 1210 01:12:44,300 --> 01:12:46,008 Why do I like you so much? 1211 01:12:46,259 --> 01:12:47,133 Archie. 1212 01:12:47,386 --> 01:12:48,259 Hm? 1213 01:12:48,512 --> 01:12:50,053 Do you speak Italian? 1214 01:12:50,304 --> 01:12:51,178 I am Italian! 1215 01:12:51,430 --> 01:12:53,555 Sono italiano in spirito. 1216 01:12:53,807 --> 01:12:57,808 Ma ho sposato una donna che preferisce lavorare in giardino 1217 01:12:58,059 --> 01:13:00,393 a fare I'amore appassionato. 1218 01:13:00,644 --> 01:13:01,851 Uno sbaglio grande! 1219 01:13:02,104 --> 01:13:05,396 But it's such an ugly language. 1220 01:13:05,648 --> 01:13:07,523 How about... Russian? 1221 01:13:07,774 --> 01:13:13,151 Yest' sila blagodatnaya sozvuchiy slov zhivykh. 1222 01:13:13,403 --> 01:13:19,698 Kamina tozhe ni trudnuyu tyesnitsya lyubosyat'sya grust'. 1223 01:13:19,948 --> 01:13:25,117 Odnu molitvu chudnuyu tverzhdaya naizust'. 1224 01:13:25,368 --> 01:13:30,745 V dushe kak bremya skatyatsya somneniya daleko. 1225 01:13:30,997 --> 01:13:34,498 I varitsya i plachetsya, i tak legko... 1226 01:13:34,749 --> 01:13:35,748 Archie! 1227 01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:37,165 Yeah? 1228 01:13:37,418 --> 01:13:38,750 Are you rich? 1229 01:13:39,002 --> 01:13:40,501 No, no, I'm afraid not. 1230 01:13:40,753 --> 01:13:42,003 What about the house? 1231 01:13:42,254 --> 01:13:45,546 Oh, that's Wendy's. She's the rich one. 1232 01:13:45,798 --> 01:13:48,966 Oh. 1233 01:13:51,427 --> 01:13:54,969 Yest' sila blagodatnaya sozvuchiy slov zhivykh. 1234 01:13:55,220 --> 01:14:00,514 I tushit nyeponyatnaya, svetlaya, prelyestnaya rech'. 1235 01:14:00,766 --> 01:14:06,144 Vdushe kak bremya skatyatsya somneniya daleko. 1236 01:14:06,395 --> 01:14:11,897 I varitsya i plachetsya, i tak legko! 1237 01:14:28,908 --> 01:14:33,910 - What the hell are you doing? - I might ask you the same question! 1238 01:14:34,163 --> 01:14:35,037 Who are you? 1239 01:14:35,288 --> 01:14:36,162 What?! 1240 01:14:36,414 --> 01:14:37,621 Get your clothes on. 1241 01:14:37,873 --> 01:14:40,790 - Will you leave immediately, please? - What?! 1242 01:14:41,042 --> 01:14:42,499 You're in the wrong flat. 1243 01:14:42,751 --> 01:14:44,959 This flat belongs to Patrick Balfour. 1244 01:14:45,210 --> 01:14:46,209 He's in Hong Kong. 1245 01:14:46,462 --> 01:14:48,211 He lent me the key. Now get out! 1246 01:14:48,463 --> 01:14:53,089 We leased it from the agents last weekend. 1247 01:14:57,094 --> 01:15:01,638 Yes, well obviously that changes things a bit. Erm... 1248 01:15:01,888 --> 01:15:05,180 Aren't you Archie Leach? 1249 01:15:05,432 --> 01:15:06,514 What? 1250 01:15:06,767 --> 01:15:09,893 You bought our house in Lissendon Gardens. 1251 01:15:10,144 --> 01:15:14,854 Hazel and lan Johnson. 1252 01:15:15,230 --> 01:15:17,481 What a coincidence! 1253 01:15:17,731 --> 01:15:19,230 Ha... 1254 01:15:19,483 --> 01:15:23,275 How nice to see you. 1255 01:15:50,711 --> 01:15:51,877 Hello. 1256 01:15:52,128 --> 01:15:55,338 Hello, Wanda. It's Archie 1257 01:15:55,506 --> 01:15:58,131 I can't see you any more. I've got to end it. 1258 01:15:58,383 --> 01:15:59,256 I'm sorry. 1259 01:15:59,509 --> 01:16:02,093 What? 1260 01:16:02,344 --> 01:16:05,928 I'm sorry. 1261 01:16:06,097 --> 01:16:08,847 Archie? 1262 01:16:36,949 --> 01:16:39,491 Er... 1263 01:16:39,659 --> 01:16:40,741 OK. 1264 01:16:40,994 --> 01:16:42,493 Oh, no, no. Please. 1265 01:16:42,744 --> 01:16:44,286 Look, I want to apologise. 1266 01:16:44,538 --> 01:16:45,620 I just finished it. 1267 01:16:45,870 --> 01:16:46,744 OK, OK, wait. 1268 01:16:46,997 --> 01:16:49,539 Where are you going? I want speak with you. 1269 01:16:49,790 --> 01:16:51,707 Will you leave me alone? 1270 01:16:51,959 --> 01:16:53,375 I've ended it, all right? 1271 01:16:53,626 --> 01:16:55,459 Wait! I want to say I'm sorry. 1272 01:16:55,711 --> 01:16:57,377 It's all over, OK? It's over. 1273 01:16:57,629 --> 01:16:59,254 - All right! - Jesus Christ! 1274 01:16:59,505 --> 01:17:01,755 - Calm down! - Someone help me! 1275 01:17:02,008 --> 01:17:04,258 - Please believe me! - It's all right! 1276 01:17:04,508 --> 01:17:07,301 Don't beat me up again. I've had a terrible day. 1277 01:17:07,552 --> 01:17:08,551 Will you shut up?! 1278 01:17:08,802 --> 01:17:10,594 Jesus Christ, don't kill me! 1279 01:17:10,846 --> 01:17:12,762 Shut up, then. 1280 01:17:13,014 --> 01:17:14,471 OK. 1281 01:17:14,724 --> 01:17:15,598 Look. 1282 01:17:15,849 --> 01:17:17,515 I just want to apologise 1283 01:17:17,767 --> 01:17:19,767 sincerely 1284 01:17:20,018 --> 01:17:21,767 When I hung you from the window. 1285 01:17:22,019 --> 01:17:23,685 I'm really... 1286 01:17:23,937 --> 01:17:25,562 It was not a nice thing to do. 1287 01:17:25,813 --> 01:17:27,813 Then when I attacked you in there. 1288 01:17:28,065 --> 01:17:29,481 I'm really, s... 1289 01:17:29,733 --> 01:17:32,233 How did I know you were robbing your house? 1290 01:17:32,484 --> 01:17:33,650 I was trying to help! 1291 01:17:33,902 --> 01:17:36,069 Yes. Thanks. Otto. 1292 01:17:36,321 --> 01:17:37,695 I wanted you to trust me. 1293 01:17:37,946 --> 01:17:40,780 Please, it was my fault. 1294 01:17:41,032 --> 01:17:42,406 - That's true. - Yeah. 1295 01:17:42,657 --> 01:17:43,865 Now, about my sister. 1296 01:17:44,117 --> 01:17:44,991 Otto... 1297 01:17:45,242 --> 01:17:46,825 She's a very sexy girl. 1298 01:17:47,077 --> 01:17:49,244 I understand you wanting to play around with her. 1299 01:17:49,495 --> 01:17:52,455 It's OK, I was wrong. I'm sorry! 1300 01:17:52,706 --> 01:17:53,580 I was jealous. 1301 01:17:53,832 --> 01:17:56,917 Just go ahead, pork away, pal. 1302 01:17:57,167 --> 01:17:58,207 Fuck her blue. 1303 01:17:58,459 --> 01:18:00,292 I like you, Archie. 1304 01:18:00,544 --> 01:18:03,920 I just want to help. 1305 01:19:08,504 --> 01:19:11,505 Oh, God! 1306 01:19:47,279 --> 01:19:51,572 Send for an ambulance! 1307 01:20:09,376 --> 01:20:12,294 Shocking! 1308 01:20:14,589 --> 01:20:16,088 I did it! 1309 01:20:16,338 --> 01:20:17,921 I did it! I did it! 1310 01:20:18,173 --> 01:20:20,924 Unbe-fuck-alievable! 1311 01:20:21,175 --> 01:20:22,049 Thomason! 1312 01:20:22,302 --> 01:20:24,844 Yeah? 1313 01:20:27,513 --> 01:20:30,389 You done well, my son. 1314 01:20:30,640 --> 01:20:32,140 Now, here's the plan. 1315 01:20:32,391 --> 01:20:36,017 You get four tickets for this evening for Rio, first class. 1316 01:20:36,268 --> 01:20:38,393 - Then... - F-f-f... 1317 01:20:38,645 --> 01:20:39,728 Yeah, four. 1318 01:20:39,979 --> 01:20:41,353 We get rid of Otto later. 1319 01:20:41,606 --> 01:20:44,315 Then, back to the flat, pack, collect me. 1320 01:20:44,566 --> 01:20:49,735 Then to the Cathcart Towers Hotel to pick up the jewels. 1321 01:20:51,028 --> 01:20:55,696 Unbe-fuck-alievable! 1322 01:20:55,947 --> 01:20:59,157 Oi! Oi! 1323 01:21:00,868 --> 01:21:03,452 It's so exciting, I can't believe it! 1324 01:21:03,703 --> 01:21:05,870 He's s-s-safe. 1325 01:21:06,121 --> 01:21:09,622 I'm going to be late for court! 1326 01:21:10,248 --> 01:21:11,456 H-Hello. 1327 01:21:11,707 --> 01:21:14,249 Hello, Otto. 1328 01:21:15,043 --> 01:21:18,335 No, she just er... l-l-left. 1329 01:21:18,587 --> 01:21:20,545 Oh, and Otto... 1330 01:21:20,797 --> 01:21:24,590 You owe me a p-p-p... 1331 01:21:24,841 --> 01:21:27,467 What? 1332 01:21:27,760 --> 01:21:31,636 You owe me a p-p-pound. 1333 01:21:31,720 --> 01:21:33,428 Not Granny? 1334 01:21:33,680 --> 01:21:38,557 M-met with an accident. 1335 01:21:38,808 --> 01:21:41,893 Bullshit! You're lying. 1336 01:21:42,144 --> 01:21:43,685 Dead? 1337 01:21:43,937 --> 01:21:47,104 Heart attack. 1338 01:21:49,857 --> 01:21:51,148 I don't believe this. 1339 01:21:51,399 --> 01:21:53,858 So, George will be out this afternoon. 1340 01:21:54,110 --> 01:21:55,735 We all go out to Heathrow, 1341 01:21:55,986 --> 01:21:59,154 collect the loot and... 1342 01:21:59,322 --> 01:22:06,116 All thanks to me. 1343 01:22:06,368 --> 01:22:10,619 So the loot's at the airport, is it, Ken? 1344 01:22:19,459 --> 01:22:22,502 What's h-h-happening? 1345 01:22:22,670 --> 01:22:24,336 Well, Ken. 1346 01:22:24,587 --> 01:22:26,838 I'm going to ask you some questions 1347 01:22:27,089 --> 01:22:28,380 while I eat my chips. 1348 01:22:28,632 --> 01:22:29,881 First. 1349 01:22:30,133 --> 01:22:31,675 Who was the philosopher 1350 01:22:31,926 --> 01:22:34,718 who developed the concept of the superman 1351 01:22:34,970 --> 01:22:38,679 in Also Spracht Zarathustra? 1352 01:22:39,055 --> 01:22:40,555 No?! 1353 01:22:40,806 --> 01:22:44,390 That's a chip up the nose, I'm afraid. 1354 01:22:44,642 --> 01:22:45,933 Friedrich Nietzsche. 1355 01:22:46,185 --> 01:22:47,560 Next. 1356 01:22:47,811 --> 01:22:50,019 In which book did Nietzsche claim 1357 01:22:50,271 --> 01:22:55,273 that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? 1358 01:22:55,524 --> 01:22:58,150 Are you thinking or are you in mid-stutter? 1359 01:22:58,401 --> 01:23:01,527 You're m-mad. 1360 01:23:01,778 --> 01:23:05,821 Beyond Good And Evil. 1361 01:23:05,948 --> 01:23:07,781 I'll have to ask you an easy one. 1362 01:23:08,032 --> 01:23:09,782 OK. Erm... 1363 01:23:10,033 --> 01:23:12,242 Let me think, let me think. 1364 01:23:12,493 --> 01:23:14,869 Where are the diamonds? 1365 01:23:15,120 --> 01:23:16,744 I'll give you a clue. 1366 01:23:16,996 --> 01:23:21,038 Somewhere round the airport. 1367 01:23:22,417 --> 01:23:24,625 No hassle, there's plenty of time. 1368 01:23:24,877 --> 01:23:29,962 I'll just sit here and eat my chips till you tell me. 1369 01:23:30,796 --> 01:23:33,505 The English contribution to world cuisine. 1370 01:23:33,756 --> 01:23:35,423 The chip. 1371 01:23:35,675 --> 01:23:38,509 What do the English usually eat with chips 1372 01:23:38,760 --> 01:23:42,595 to make them more interesting? 1373 01:23:42,637 --> 01:23:45,971 Wait a moment! 1374 01:23:46,598 --> 01:23:50,098 It's fish, isn't it?! 1375 01:23:52,810 --> 01:23:55,102 Here, boy. 1376 01:23:55,354 --> 01:23:59,397 Down the hatch. 1377 01:24:00,983 --> 01:24:02,024 Delicious! 1378 01:24:02,276 --> 01:24:04,610 You b-b-b... 1379 01:24:04,860 --> 01:24:07,194 Better eat the green one? OK? 1380 01:24:07,445 --> 01:24:09,695 What's this one's name? 1381 01:24:09,946 --> 01:24:12,030 Well, not Wanda, anyway. 1382 01:24:12,281 --> 01:24:13,906 I'm going to call her Lunch. 1383 01:24:14,158 --> 01:24:17,867 Hello, Lunch. Hello! 1384 01:24:20,996 --> 01:24:22,704 Eugh! 1385 01:24:22,954 --> 01:24:24,871 Avoid the green ones. 1386 01:24:25,123 --> 01:24:28,291 They're not ripe yet. 1387 01:24:28,708 --> 01:24:32,959 You were in court, Inspector, when the forensic evidence was read? 1388 01:24:33,212 --> 01:24:34,127 Yes, sir. 1389 01:24:34,379 --> 01:24:37,713 And the fact that Mr Thomason was installing windows 1390 01:24:37,965 --> 01:24:39,590 the previous weekend, 1391 01:24:39,840 --> 01:24:47,219 would explain the presence of small particles of glass on his trousers. 1392 01:24:47,346 --> 01:24:49,262 No hurry, Inspector. 1393 01:24:49,514 --> 01:24:52,640 Please do take your time. 1394 01:24:58,435 --> 01:25:01,019 I'm almost full. 1395 01:25:01,355 --> 01:25:02,646 Almost. 1396 01:25:02,897 --> 01:25:04,772 Stop! 1397 01:25:05,023 --> 01:25:06,898 Please, don't. 1398 01:25:07,150 --> 01:25:09,150 Come on, Wanda! 1399 01:25:09,401 --> 01:25:11,944 Gullet time! 1400 01:25:13,321 --> 01:25:16,447 What are the names of those hotels by the airport? 1401 01:25:16,697 --> 01:25:17,905 The Airway Sheraton? 1402 01:25:18,156 --> 01:25:19,030 The Post House? 1403 01:25:19,282 --> 01:25:20,490 The Cathcart Towers? 1404 01:25:20,742 --> 01:25:24,326 The Cathcart Towers? Yes? 1405 01:25:24,577 --> 01:25:27,370 Mm? Mm? 1406 01:25:27,455 --> 01:25:28,538 Yes. 1407 01:25:28,789 --> 01:25:30,205 In the safe deposit box? 1408 01:25:30,457 --> 01:25:31,373 Yes. 1409 01:25:31,623 --> 01:25:33,248 Where's the key? 1410 01:25:33,500 --> 01:25:34,374 What? 1411 01:25:34,625 --> 01:25:35,541 Where's the key? 1412 01:25:35,793 --> 01:25:39,419 It's in the t-t-tank. 1413 01:25:39,921 --> 01:25:41,295 Where? Where? 1414 01:25:41,547 --> 01:25:43,839 In the t-t-t... 1415 01:25:44,090 --> 01:25:46,924 Treasure chest! 1416 01:25:50,010 --> 01:25:52,469 Where?! 1417 01:25:52,720 --> 01:25:53,678 Where? 1418 01:25:53,929 --> 01:25:56,012 Oh! 1419 01:25:56,265 --> 01:25:59,266 You m-m-m 1420 01:25:59,517 --> 01:26:03,601 murdering k-k-k... 1421 01:26:03,853 --> 01:26:07,228 I'll kill you, I'll kill you! 1422 01:26:08,772 --> 01:26:12,231 Sorry, Ken, but your answer was incorrect. 1423 01:26:12,483 --> 01:26:17,569 Still, you really did think it was in there, didn't you? 1424 01:26:18,237 --> 01:26:19,987 What? 1425 01:26:20,238 --> 01:26:23,655 Oh! 1426 01:26:29,578 --> 01:26:33,537 - Hello? - I know where the diamonds are. 1427 01:26:33,663 --> 01:26:34,537 Where? 1428 01:26:34,789 --> 01:26:37,832 Where's the key? 1429 01:26:39,917 --> 01:26:41,083 I've got it. 1430 01:26:41,335 --> 01:26:44,878 When can you get to George's apartment? 1431 01:26:45,129 --> 01:26:47,087 You are Wanda Gershwitz, 1432 01:26:47,338 --> 01:26:51,006 of Kipling Mansions, Murray Road, London W9? 1433 01:26:51,258 --> 01:26:53,091 Yes. 1434 01:26:53,342 --> 01:26:54,925 Would you tell the court, 1435 01:26:55,178 --> 01:26:57,094 how do you know the defendant? 1436 01:26:57,345 --> 01:27:00,929 We've had a relationship for two years. 1437 01:27:01,181 --> 01:27:02,722 Relationship? 1438 01:27:02,973 --> 01:27:07,016 We're lovers, your lord. 1439 01:27:07,852 --> 01:27:11,227 Miss Gershwitz, on 4th March of this year, 1440 01:27:11,480 --> 01:27:12,729 in the morning, 1441 01:27:12,980 --> 01:27:13,937 where were you? 1442 01:27:14,190 --> 01:27:16,106 At the apartment at Murray Road. 1443 01:27:16,357 --> 01:27:19,649 And were you by yourself, or was anyone else present? 1444 01:27:19,901 --> 01:27:22,109 No. Somebody else was there. 1445 01:27:22,361 --> 01:27:23,736 Who was that? 1446 01:27:23,987 --> 01:27:25,278 My brother. 1447 01:27:25,530 --> 01:27:28,073 Did your b...? 1448 01:27:30,909 --> 01:27:33,576 Your brother? 1449 01:27:33,827 --> 01:27:37,286 My brother. 1450 01:27:37,996 --> 01:27:40,872 Yes. 1451 01:27:40,915 --> 01:27:43,415 Yes, and... 1452 01:27:43,666 --> 01:27:45,958 Are you quite sure it was your brother? 1453 01:27:46,210 --> 01:27:48,543 I'm sure she can recognise her brother. 1454 01:27:48,796 --> 01:27:53,339 She's had a relationship with him all her life. 1455 01:27:54,090 --> 01:27:56,423 Much obliged, my lord. 1456 01:27:56,674 --> 01:28:00,759 W-w-was there anyone else present that morning? 1457 01:28:01,011 --> 01:28:03,011 Yes, George was there. 1458 01:28:03,262 --> 01:28:04,553 But he left about 6.55. 1459 01:28:04,806 --> 01:28:06,472 Wanda! 1460 01:28:06,723 --> 01:28:08,640 I-I wonder... 1461 01:28:08,891 --> 01:28:12,308 I wonder... 1462 01:28:12,309 --> 01:28:15,477 I wonder... 1463 01:28:22,400 --> 01:28:25,234 Yes, Mr Leach? 1464 01:28:25,485 --> 01:28:26,818 I Wendy... I Wanda... 1465 01:28:27,069 --> 01:28:28,568 I wonder... I w-w-w 1466 01:28:28,820 --> 01:28:31,821 Wh-when you say 6.55, 1467 01:28:32,072 --> 01:28:34,322 Miss er... Gershwitz, 1468 01:28:34,574 --> 01:28:37,158 how can you be so sure? 1469 01:28:37,410 --> 01:28:39,076 Oh, I looked at the clock. 1470 01:28:39,327 --> 01:28:40,618 Cos I said to myself, 1471 01:28:40,870 --> 01:28:44,496 'Where could he be going at 6.55 with that sawn-off shotgun?' 1472 01:28:44,746 --> 01:28:46,538 Darling! 1473 01:28:46,790 --> 01:28:48,206 Mr Leach. 1474 01:28:48,457 --> 01:28:49,415 Darling? 1475 01:28:49,667 --> 01:28:50,749 Yes, dear? 1476 01:28:51,002 --> 01:28:51,875 You bitch! 1477 01:28:52,127 --> 01:28:55,128 You fucking bitch! 1478 01:28:57,880 --> 01:29:00,631 Restrain that man! 1479 01:29:05,552 --> 01:29:06,509 Restrain this man. 1480 01:29:06,761 --> 01:29:07,969 Come 'ere, you bastard! 1481 01:29:08,220 --> 01:29:11,179 Clear the court! I'm adjourning this for an hour. 1482 01:29:11,431 --> 01:29:15,140 Clear the court! 1483 01:29:23,230 --> 01:29:24,438 Clear the court! 1484 01:29:24,689 --> 01:29:26,814 Clear the court! Clear the court! 1485 01:29:27,066 --> 01:29:30,608 Officers, arrest that man! 1486 01:29:35,155 --> 01:29:39,531 Clear the court! Clear the court! 1487 01:29:49,205 --> 01:29:51,164 Bloody hell! 1488 01:29:51,415 --> 01:29:54,207 It's my husband, he's been hit. 1489 01:29:54,459 --> 01:29:55,666 Ah, you made it. Good. 1490 01:29:55,917 --> 01:29:59,209 A bit of a knock, I'm afraid. 1491 01:29:59,503 --> 01:30:02,421 I have never been so humiliated in my life. 1492 01:30:02,672 --> 01:30:05,757 You can stick this marriage right in your bottom! 1493 01:30:06,008 --> 01:30:08,967 I'll see you in court. 1494 01:30:17,264 --> 01:30:19,806 Yes. 1495 01:30:20,600 --> 01:30:22,433 Well. 1496 01:30:22,685 --> 01:30:25,811 That's it, then. 1497 01:30:27,897 --> 01:30:28,937 George. 1498 01:30:29,190 --> 01:30:31,398 - What? - We've got to talk. 1499 01:30:31,649 --> 01:30:33,440 Tell those pigs to fuck off. 1500 01:30:33,691 --> 01:30:36,525 Fuck off, pigs. 1501 01:30:38,320 --> 01:30:39,736 Did you hear what I said? 1502 01:30:39,987 --> 01:30:42,529 Fuck off. 1503 01:30:46,408 --> 01:30:47,866 What's she up to, George? 1504 01:30:48,117 --> 01:30:49,951 What are you up to? 1505 01:30:50,202 --> 01:30:51,910 You called her darling, 1506 01:30:52,162 --> 01:30:53,161 and Wanda. 1507 01:30:53,412 --> 01:30:56,372 I've been helping her get her evidence straight. 1508 01:30:56,623 --> 01:30:57,622 It slipped out. 1509 01:30:57,874 --> 01:30:59,499 Have you been coaching her? 1510 01:30:59,750 --> 01:31:02,250 What do you think?! We've got ten minutes. 1511 01:31:02,503 --> 01:31:04,419 They'll find you guilty, right? 1512 01:31:04,671 --> 01:31:08,046 Plead guilty now, tell them where the loot is, you may get 1513 01:31:08,297 --> 01:31:10,464 eight years, out in five and a half. 1514 01:31:10,715 --> 01:31:13,508 What if I tell them about Otto... and Wanda? 1515 01:31:13,759 --> 01:31:15,258 - They both did it? - Yeah. 1516 01:31:15,511 --> 01:31:16,510 Great, all right. 1517 01:31:16,761 --> 01:31:18,469 Maybe six years, out in four? 1518 01:31:18,721 --> 01:31:21,430 So where are the diamonds? 1519 01:31:21,682 --> 01:31:23,264 Where's Bartlett? 1520 01:31:23,515 --> 01:31:25,348 Upstairs, calming things down. 1521 01:31:25,599 --> 01:31:26,640 So, where are they? 1522 01:31:26,892 --> 01:31:30,768 Tell Bartlett Ken knows where they are. 1523 01:31:31,020 --> 01:31:36,606 George, it'd be a lot quicker if you told me. 1524 01:31:37,316 --> 01:31:39,149 OK! I'll tell Bartlett. 1525 01:31:39,401 --> 01:31:41,025 Where's Ken? 1526 01:31:41,277 --> 01:31:44,069 He's at the flat. 1527 01:31:48,240 --> 01:31:49,823 Thank you for all your help. 1528 01:31:50,074 --> 01:31:52,741 I'll be right out. 1529 01:32:06,376 --> 01:32:07,917 Taxi! Taxi! 1530 01:32:08,169 --> 01:32:09,085 Please... shit! 1531 01:32:09,336 --> 01:32:10,502 Taxi! 1532 01:32:10,754 --> 01:32:11,795 Come on. 1533 01:32:12,046 --> 01:32:13,045 - What? - Let's go. 1534 01:32:13,298 --> 01:32:14,672 - Where? - Buenos Aires. 1535 01:32:14,923 --> 01:32:17,632 - What? - We're going to George's flat first. 1536 01:32:17,883 --> 01:32:21,175 Get in. 1537 01:32:22,678 --> 01:32:23,760 Got your passport? 1538 01:32:24,013 --> 01:32:24,886 Yeah. 1539 01:32:25,138 --> 01:32:27,138 Check the briefcase for mine. 1540 01:32:27,390 --> 01:32:30,349 Get your head down. 1541 01:32:34,685 --> 01:32:38,102 So, you robbed the jeweller's, turned one lover in, 1542 01:32:38,354 --> 01:32:41,063 and kept one to help you find the diamonds. 1543 01:32:41,315 --> 01:32:43,857 When he does, you commit perjury in court. 1544 01:32:44,109 --> 01:32:45,817 Everyone does it in America. 1545 01:32:46,068 --> 01:32:47,192 Not in this country! 1546 01:32:47,445 --> 01:32:49,445 Right! Nobody lies in England. 1547 01:32:49,696 --> 01:32:53,697 - Like Margaret Thatcher never lied. - You lied to me from the start. 1548 01:32:53,948 --> 01:32:59,159 - You just wanted to get me into bed. - I fell in love with you! 1549 01:33:02,370 --> 01:33:05,038 How come you dumped me, then? 1550 01:33:05,289 --> 01:33:08,873 I wasn't rich enough, remember? 1551 01:33:19,089 --> 01:33:20,631 Say something in Russian. 1552 01:33:20,882 --> 01:33:23,424 No! 1553 01:33:26,844 --> 01:33:28,636 What are you thinking, Archie? 1554 01:33:28,887 --> 01:33:31,137 I'm trying to find one good reason 1555 01:33:31,388 --> 01:33:33,555 why I should take you away with me. 1556 01:33:33,806 --> 01:33:35,473 How about 1557 01:33:35,725 --> 01:33:39,351 because I have the key to the safety deposit box. 1558 01:33:39,603 --> 01:33:43,437 That's a good reason! 1559 01:33:45,648 --> 01:33:47,022 What do we do about Otto? 1560 01:33:47,273 --> 01:33:48,272 I'll handle Otto. 1561 01:33:48,524 --> 01:33:50,900 Be careful, he's dangerous. 1562 01:33:51,151 --> 01:33:52,359 So am I. 1563 01:33:52,611 --> 01:33:55,779 Keep it running. 1564 01:33:57,781 --> 01:33:59,864 - Why did you bring him? - Otto, wait! 1565 01:34:00,115 --> 01:34:02,783 - I'm beginning to think you like him! - Wait! 1566 01:34:03,034 --> 01:34:04,492 Let's get the diamonds! 1567 01:34:04,743 --> 01:34:06,409 Ken! 1568 01:34:06,661 --> 01:34:09,203 Are you Ken? 1569 01:34:10,330 --> 01:34:11,204 How do you do? 1570 01:34:11,456 --> 01:34:14,582 I'm George's barrister. 1571 01:34:16,251 --> 01:34:17,124 Oh, my God! 1572 01:34:17,377 --> 01:34:18,626 Asshole! 1573 01:34:18,877 --> 01:34:21,127 What the bloody hell... 1574 01:34:21,379 --> 01:34:24,213 Oh, all right, then. 1575 01:34:24,464 --> 01:34:27,382 Archie! 1576 01:34:27,633 --> 01:34:28,840 Where have they gone? 1577 01:34:29,093 --> 01:34:30,801 Quick! Where have they gone? 1578 01:34:31,052 --> 01:34:32,969 They've go... they've go... 1579 01:34:33,220 --> 01:34:35,595 What? 1580 01:34:35,846 --> 01:34:37,596 Are you all right? 1581 01:34:37,847 --> 01:34:39,055 Where have they gone? 1582 01:34:39,306 --> 01:34:40,597 They've gone to the 1583 01:34:40,849 --> 01:34:41,890 the Ca-ca-ca... 1584 01:34:42,142 --> 01:34:43,559 - Are you ill? - No, no, no. 1585 01:34:43,810 --> 01:34:44,725 What? 1586 01:34:44,978 --> 01:34:45,851 Ca-ca-ca... 1587 01:34:46,103 --> 01:34:47,394 Have you got a stutter? 1588 01:34:47,646 --> 01:34:49,729 Yeah, I have. A bit. 1589 01:34:49,981 --> 01:34:51,355 OK, fine. Don't worry. 1590 01:34:51,607 --> 01:34:53,440 Do you know where they've gone? 1591 01:34:53,691 --> 01:34:54,565 Yeah. 1592 01:34:54,817 --> 01:34:56,149 Fine, fine. Where? 1593 01:34:56,401 --> 01:34:59,318 The Ca-ca 1594 01:34:59,570 --> 01:35:01,069 Hotel. 1595 01:35:01,321 --> 01:35:02,195 Hotel? 1596 01:35:02,446 --> 01:35:04,989 Which hotel? 1597 01:35:05,157 --> 01:35:06,782 Ca 1598 01:35:07,033 --> 01:35:09,033 The Ca... The Ca... 1599 01:35:09,285 --> 01:35:10,617 Go on, go on. 1600 01:35:10,869 --> 01:35:11,742 Ca-ca-ca... 1601 01:35:11,995 --> 01:35:12,869 It's OK. 1602 01:35:13,120 --> 01:35:15,495 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! 1603 01:35:15,746 --> 01:35:17,663 Slowly. Very slowly. 1604 01:35:17,915 --> 01:35:20,457 Slowly. 1605 01:35:21,209 --> 01:35:24,127 The Ca 1606 01:35:24,253 --> 01:35:26,461 The Caa 1607 01:35:26,713 --> 01:35:27,587 The 1608 01:35:27,839 --> 01:35:29,338 Ca 1609 01:35:29,589 --> 01:35:30,671 The Caa... 1610 01:35:30,923 --> 01:35:31,797 No hurry. 1611 01:35:32,048 --> 01:35:33,548 The C-C-Caaa... 1612 01:35:33,800 --> 01:35:35,258 Sing it. Sing. 1613 01:35:35,509 --> 01:35:37,634 The Caa 1614 01:35:37,887 --> 01:35:39,219 The Caa 1615 01:35:39,470 --> 01:35:42,680 The Caa, the Caa 1616 01:35:42,723 --> 01:35:43,597 Caa 1617 01:35:43,849 --> 01:35:44,723 Plenty of time. 1618 01:35:44,974 --> 01:35:47,016 Caa 1619 01:35:47,267 --> 01:35:48,141 Caa 1620 01:35:48,392 --> 01:35:49,266 The Caa 1621 01:35:49,518 --> 01:35:50,767 Oh, come on! 1622 01:35:51,020 --> 01:35:52,394 Sorry. I'm sorry. 1623 01:35:52,645 --> 01:35:55,188 Erm... 1624 01:35:55,189 --> 01:35:58,564 The Caa 1625 01:35:59,400 --> 01:36:02,692 Here. Write it. 1626 01:36:12,700 --> 01:36:14,408 Cathcart Towers Hotel? 1627 01:36:14,659 --> 01:36:16,034 Cathcart Towers Hotel. 1628 01:36:16,286 --> 01:36:18,328 Where is it? 1629 01:36:18,579 --> 01:36:20,037 Ken, where is it? Where?! 1630 01:36:20,289 --> 01:36:21,455 Hea-Hea-Hea... 1631 01:36:21,705 --> 01:36:23,079 Here. Again. 1632 01:36:23,332 --> 01:36:26,082 No, no, no. 1633 01:36:32,546 --> 01:36:35,297 Heathrow Airport. 1634 01:36:45,846 --> 01:36:47,429 Hey! What's the idea? 1635 01:36:47,680 --> 01:36:48,679 You can't stay... 1636 01:36:48,932 --> 01:36:53,016 Terribly sorry. Take it, it's yours. 1637 01:36:58,771 --> 01:36:59,770 Thank you so much. 1638 01:37:00,022 --> 01:37:01,939 Er... British Airways to Rio. 1639 01:37:02,190 --> 01:37:03,731 Rio? Terminal Four. 1640 01:37:03,982 --> 01:37:07,150 Thank you. 1641 01:37:11,154 --> 01:37:13,404 Excuse me, sir. Is this your vehicle? 1642 01:37:13,656 --> 01:37:15,280 I'll be with you in a moment. 1643 01:37:15,532 --> 01:37:17,448 I'll be right back. 1644 01:37:17,699 --> 01:37:20,033 Aisle or window? Smoking or non-smoking? 1645 01:37:20,284 --> 01:37:21,659 What was the middle one? 1646 01:37:21,911 --> 01:37:24,036 Anything in non-smoking, thanks. 1647 01:37:24,287 --> 01:37:27,330 Gate 14 is boarding now. 1648 01:37:49,262 --> 01:37:51,053 Rio! 1649 01:37:51,304 --> 01:37:54,180 Otto, don't look back, there's a cop behind us. 1650 01:37:54,431 --> 01:37:56,974 Quick! 1651 01:37:59,935 --> 01:38:01,852 Yes, we can just do it, Mr Leach. 1652 01:38:02,104 --> 01:38:02,978 Great. 1653 01:38:03,229 --> 01:38:06,272 Luggage? 1654 01:38:07,898 --> 01:38:09,439 Don't really need any. 1655 01:38:09,691 --> 01:38:12,942 - Gate 14. - Thank you. 1656 01:38:13,277 --> 01:38:16,694 Ciao, stupidissimo. 1657 01:38:22,117 --> 01:38:24,117 Ow! 1658 01:38:24,367 --> 01:38:27,618 Aargh! 1659 01:38:45,006 --> 01:38:46,839 Come on, Archie. 1660 01:38:47,090 --> 01:38:49,841 Pick up the phone. 1661 01:38:55,596 --> 01:38:57,554 Ticket, sir. Airport security. 1662 01:38:57,806 --> 01:38:59,514 May I see your boarding pass? 1663 01:38:59,764 --> 01:39:01,306 Oh, yes. Certainly. 1664 01:39:01,558 --> 01:39:04,892 Very good. Would you mind stepping over here, please? 1665 01:39:05,144 --> 01:39:05,851 Of course. 1666 01:39:06,102 --> 01:39:09,519 - Oh, look, the Queen. - Where? 1667 01:39:13,024 --> 01:39:14,940 OK, OK, OK, don't get excited. 1668 01:39:15,192 --> 01:39:18,401 OK, OK, OK. 1669 01:39:18,943 --> 01:39:21,944 Oh, it's you! I was actually worried for a minute. 1670 01:39:22,196 --> 01:39:23,820 - Keep your hands up. - No! 1671 01:39:24,072 --> 01:39:26,323 - Put 'em up! - I'll make a deal with you. 1672 01:39:26,574 --> 01:39:27,656 I'll put one up. 1673 01:39:27,909 --> 01:39:30,075 Put the other one up! 1674 01:39:30,327 --> 01:39:33,244 Which looks better? 1675 01:39:33,496 --> 01:39:35,788 I'm warning you, Otto. 1676 01:39:36,038 --> 01:39:37,454 What are you going to do? 1677 01:39:37,706 --> 01:39:40,791 Shoot me? Gun me down in cold blood, like a dog? Hey? 1678 01:39:41,042 --> 01:39:45,084 If you want to settle something, fight me. You're a man. 1679 01:39:45,336 --> 01:39:48,378 Let's fight like men! Come on! 1680 01:39:48,630 --> 01:39:50,088 All right. 1681 01:39:50,340 --> 01:39:52,131 All right, then. 1682 01:39:52,381 --> 01:39:54,215 OK. OK. 1683 01:39:54,466 --> 01:39:56,174 You look good, Arch. 1684 01:39:56,426 --> 01:39:58,676 That's right. I used to box for Oxford. 1685 01:39:58,928 --> 01:40:01,345 Oh, yeah? Well, I used to kill for the CIA. 1686 01:40:01,596 --> 01:40:03,888 Now, get your hands up. 1687 01:40:04,140 --> 01:40:06,682 No. 1688 01:40:08,059 --> 01:40:10,726 You spineless bimbo. 1689 01:40:10,976 --> 01:40:14,560 Now, out. 1690 01:40:17,065 --> 01:40:19,607 I'm going to have to shoot you now, Archie. 1691 01:40:19,858 --> 01:40:22,150 But I've got a little time before my plane leaves 1692 01:40:22,401 --> 01:40:24,485 and I'm longing to humiliate you. 1693 01:40:24,736 --> 01:40:28,112 So get in that barrel. 1694 01:40:28,488 --> 01:40:29,362 What? 1695 01:40:29,614 --> 01:40:32,156 In the barrel. 1696 01:40:34,951 --> 01:40:38,119 Right. 1697 01:40:39,079 --> 01:40:39,953 You English! 1698 01:40:40,205 --> 01:40:42,664 You think you're so superior, don't you? 1699 01:40:42,915 --> 01:40:45,332 Well, you're the filth of the planet. 1700 01:40:45,582 --> 01:40:47,707 A bunch of pompous, 1701 01:40:47,959 --> 01:40:50,584 badly-dressed, poverty-stricken, 1702 01:40:50,836 --> 01:40:54,920 sexually repressed football hooligans. 1703 01:40:55,172 --> 01:40:56,547 Goodbye, Archie. 1704 01:40:56,798 --> 01:40:59,173 At least we're not irretrievably vulgar. 1705 01:40:59,426 --> 01:41:01,801 Your problem is you don't like winners. 1706 01:41:02,051 --> 01:41:03,217 - Winners? - Yeah. 1707 01:41:03,468 --> 01:41:04,509 Winners. 1708 01:41:04,761 --> 01:41:05,844 Winners like 1709 01:41:06,096 --> 01:41:07,137 North Vietnam? 1710 01:41:07,388 --> 01:41:08,595 Shut up! 1711 01:41:08,848 --> 01:41:10,305 We did not lose Vietnam! 1712 01:41:10,557 --> 01:41:11,639 It was a tie! 1713 01:41:11,891 --> 01:41:14,892 I'm telling ya, baby, they kicked a little ass there. 1714 01:41:15,144 --> 01:41:19,520 Boy, they whupped your hide real good! 1715 01:41:19,771 --> 01:41:20,645 No, they didn't. 1716 01:41:20,896 --> 01:41:22,646 - Oh, yes, they did. - No, they didn't. 1717 01:41:22,898 --> 01:41:24,523 Oh, yes, they did. 1718 01:41:24,774 --> 01:41:26,274 Oh, no they... 1719 01:41:26,525 --> 01:41:28,275 Shut up! 1720 01:41:28,527 --> 01:41:29,526 Goodbye, Archie. 1721 01:41:29,777 --> 01:41:31,068 Are you gonna shoot me? 1722 01:41:31,320 --> 01:41:33,446 Er yes, I'm afraid so, old chap. 1723 01:41:33,697 --> 01:41:34,612 Sorry! 1724 01:41:34,865 --> 01:41:37,449 Look, Otto. Look. 1725 01:41:43,536 --> 01:41:47,746 Revenge. 1726 01:41:49,790 --> 01:41:51,165 It's K-K-Ken! 1727 01:41:51,417 --> 01:41:54,209 C-c-coming to k-k-kill me. 1728 01:41:54,461 --> 01:41:59,504 How are you going to c-c-catch me, K-K-Ken? 1729 01:42:00,088 --> 01:42:01,212 Now, where was I? 1730 01:42:01,465 --> 01:42:04,424 Oh, yeah. 1731 01:42:04,842 --> 01:42:07,885 Shit! God! 1732 01:42:08,136 --> 01:42:12,137 Fucking limey cement! 1733 01:42:19,142 --> 01:42:20,099 Ken! Ken! 1734 01:42:20,351 --> 01:42:22,310 Wait, wait, Ken! 1735 01:42:22,561 --> 01:42:24,811 Kenny! May I call you Kenny? 1736 01:42:25,064 --> 01:42:25,979 Remember Wanda? 1737 01:42:26,230 --> 01:42:27,772 I got the deal of a lifetime! 1738 01:42:28,024 --> 01:42:29,356 50-50. What do you say? 1739 01:42:29,608 --> 01:42:31,608 OK, OK, 60-40. 1740 01:42:31,859 --> 01:42:33,150 That's my final offer. 1741 01:42:33,401 --> 01:42:34,317 Revenge! 1742 01:42:34,569 --> 01:42:35,651 Wait, I got an idea. 1743 01:42:35,903 --> 01:42:37,152 You take it all. 1744 01:42:37,404 --> 01:42:39,571 Here's my boarding pass. Ken! 1745 01:42:39,822 --> 01:42:42,698 I'm gonna... I'm gonna k-k-kill you. 1746 01:42:42,949 --> 01:42:44,366 OK, fine, Ken. Come at me. 1747 01:42:44,618 --> 01:42:45,950 Give me your best shot. 1748 01:42:46,202 --> 01:42:48,118 Go on, you don't have the guts. 1749 01:42:48,370 --> 01:42:51,287 Admit it. 1750 01:42:51,871 --> 01:42:53,079 OK, you have the guts. 1751 01:42:53,331 --> 01:42:54,705 Good. Wait. 1752 01:42:54,957 --> 01:42:56,332 Death! 1753 01:42:56,583 --> 01:42:59,501 All right, I'm sorry I ate your fish, OK?! 1754 01:42:59,752 --> 01:43:00,793 I'm sorry! 1755 01:43:01,045 --> 01:43:02,086 Revenge! 1756 01:43:02,337 --> 01:43:03,961 Jesus, I said I'm sorry. 1757 01:43:04,214 --> 01:43:07,756 What the fu...? Aaagh! 1758 01:43:09,424 --> 01:43:11,883 Got him! 1759 01:43:20,766 --> 01:43:22,683 Gotcha again! 1760 01:43:22,933 --> 01:43:24,808 You bastard! 1761 01:43:25,059 --> 01:43:28,393 Hey! I've lost my stutter. 1762 01:43:28,645 --> 01:43:29,727 It's gone. 1763 01:43:29,979 --> 01:43:30,853 I can speak. 1764 01:43:31,106 --> 01:43:33,564 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, 1765 01:43:33,816 --> 01:43:37,566 if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 1766 01:43:37,610 --> 01:43:38,651 Good afternoon, sir. 1767 01:43:38,902 --> 01:43:41,444 Boarding pass? 1768 01:43:48,199 --> 01:43:51,658 Buongiorno, signorina. 1769 01:43:58,622 --> 01:44:00,080 Now, listen. Two things. 1770 01:44:00,332 --> 01:44:01,790 One. 1771 01:44:02,041 --> 01:44:06,793 Behave yourself from now on, or I'll break your neck, OK. 1772 01:44:07,045 --> 01:44:09,254 Two. 1773 01:44:09,505 --> 01:44:10,879 Gorbachov. 1774 01:44:11,131 --> 01:44:12,547 Glasnost. 1775 01:44:12,799 --> 01:44:15,508 Molotov. 1776 01:44:15,508 --> 01:44:17,341 Blinis. 1777 01:44:17,592 --> 01:44:19,801 Er... Lenin. 1778 01:44:20,053 --> 01:44:22,137 Pushkin. 1779 01:44:22,388 --> 01:44:23,470 Chicken Kiev. 1780 01:44:23,722 --> 01:44:25,972 Good. Dostoevsky. 1781 01:44:26,224 --> 01:44:29,350 Roubles. 1782 01:44:30,393 --> 01:44:33,602 Vladivostok. 1783 01:44:36,772 --> 01:44:43,817 Assho-o-ole! 113764