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I woke up to the jingle-jingle of my alarm clock Jiri-jiri to narihibiku mezamashi de okosareta

The dazzling sun is in perfect form again today Gira-gira to taiyou ga kyou mo mata zekkouchou

I followed your back, rubbing my sleepy eyes Nemutai me kosutte wa kimi no senaka oikakete

I ran, stumbled and fell, and then got depressed Kakeashi de tsumazuite koronde wa ochikonda

During class, I look up to the sky Jugyouchuu sora wo mite

With my mouth open wide, and suddenly Bokari kuchi wo akeru atama ni

A paper plane hits me in the head, with a message: Meichuushita kamihikouki no MESSEJI

"Please, keep on smiling forever" "itsumo itsumo warattete"

Now, I'm by your side every day Ima kimi no sugusoba de wakachiaeru mainichi

I feel like I can overcome any hardship Donna konnan datte tobikoerareru

Together, we'll keep heading toward tomorrow Ashita wo futari de mukaerareru you ni ne

Even when it's cloudy, we'll smile in happy colors, Kumorizora no hi datte shiawase iro de warau kara

Just like the sparkling sun Pika-pika no taiyou no you ni

I guess that information about a possible escape was true.

Glad I was on guard.

W... What's going on?

Take a look for yourself, Mikan.

He's the youngest of our top tier geniuses here at the academy.

His name is Natsume Hyuga.

His Alice is Fire.

A black cat...

"Dear Grandpa..."

"You always used to say that aliens are definitely out there."

"Could this guy be one of them?"

Welcome * to Alice Academy

Welcome * to Alice Academy Welcome to Alice Academy!

Welcome * to Alice Academy

But I must say...

...his prank has gone a bit too far.

It's growing so fast! What's happening?!

Natsume!

This is divine retribution!

I bet your cute face isn't quite so cute anymore.

H... How could you do such a thing...?

Hey, are you all right?

You can try to use your Alice and escape, but it's not going to happen.

Before you even use your Alice, you'll just end up getting embarrassed by my Alice again.

I find it fun, so you're more than welcome to try.

Damn you, you... perverted teacher!

Thank you for the compliment.

Sorry about all the commotion.

Shall we get going?

This place...

This Alice school...

What kind of place is this?!

National Alice Research Institute Academy Headquarters What kind of place is this?!

What kind of place is this?!

Welcome, to Alice Academy!

Mikan Sakura.

This is...

...the school Hotaru goes to!

National Alice Research Institute Academy Headquarters

Sit down wherever you like.

O... Okay.

He has such a childish innocence to him when he's asleep.

Oh...

Please wait here with him for a little bit.

I have to go report to the higher-ups about your entry to our school.

Okay.

Adieu!

I just came here to see Hotaru, but...

...somehow I ended up transferring to this school as well!

I wonder if this is a good idea...

But now I can see Hotaru for sure!

So many things happened all at once... I haven't really come to grips with it.

I wonder what this mask is for?

A festival?

Then, why is your ear pierced, and why are you wearing a bracelet and necklace?

We wear these to control our powers.

I wonder if this mask does something similar?

Meow.

But...

...can I really trust that guy?

He whips kids, and sexually harasses them.

Could this school be...

Kyaaa! Ahhh! Help me

Kyaaa! Ahhh! Help me It can't be... Hotaru!!

It can't be... Hotaru!!

I'm starting to get really worried! I really want to see Hotaru!

You're thirty percent uglier when you cry.

Yeah, but...

Narumi! You're the one who stole that whip bean from the greenhouse, aren't you?!

Oh, sorry. Did I startle you?

Are you the Alice candidate that Narumi brought here?

Y... Yes...

Hmm, I heard Narumi was here, but...

Oh. I'm Misaki, the biology teacher.

Sorry for the intrusion.

Umm...

An Alice candidate?

Yes. I just happened to find her in front of the academy.

Are you certain, Mr. Narumi?

She's a ten year old girl, and if my instincts are correct...

...I believe she has an extremely rare Alice.

So you're " super worried" about whether or not you can trust Mr. Narumi?

Yes.

He sexually harassed him...

...mercilessly whipped him...

...and kept stomping on him!

But he seems really kind...

I feel bad doubting him, but he's so weird.

I trusted him and followed him here, so who knows what'll happen to me now!

But I can't go home yet!

I see.

My best friend goes to this school, too.

I... I started thinking maybe Hotaru gets treated like that too, and I...

Hey, calm down.

I couldn't be calm even if I wanted to!

Then pose like an otter.

An otter?

As far as I can tell from your story, I'm sure Narumi did that to protect Natsume.

Natsume is a habitual troublemaker and escapee.

Escapee?!

Otter.

If he went unpunished and hadn't fainted,

then he would've been caught and handed over to the higher-ups,

and they would've given him a much harsher punishment.

Natsume is a handful when he's angry.

If there was a possibility that he might hurt someone,

then you can't really blame Narumi for being harsh towards him.

Personally, I'd rather not defend the guy, but...

I know it's easy to mistake him for some perverted freak, but there's no need to worry.

The teacher who found you isn't a bad person.

Thank goodness!

By the way...

...do you know what your Alice is?

I don't .

I see. Then, do you know what Narumi's Alice is?

His Alice is " Pheromonal Inclination."

Huh? " Ferromonal inclination?"

By emitting his pheromones, he's able to entrance people, both male and female.

Honestly... It's such a vile Alice, and it suits him perfectly.

He can even use his pheremones to make people do his bidding, if he wants.

If a child who doesn't know anything about romance is subjected to his pheromones,

the child will go weak at the knees, sometimes even faint.

There are a lot of students with a wide range of Alices at this school.

Some have commonly-known abilities such as telekinesis and clairvoyance.

But then again, some students have such ridiculous Alices, you'd think they were a joke.

This academy gathers people who have mysterious powers that separate them from normal humans.

It's a place that cultivates their power, and also protects them.

"Alice" is a general term that refers to both the special power and its owner.

Alices... Alices...!

It sounds so amazing!

Amazing!

That's so interesting!

I had no idea I'm one of these amazing people! It's like a comic book!

Teacher, teacher! What kind of Alice do I have?

I wonder what it could be?

That, I don't know.

Narumi is the one who figured out your Alice.

You should ask him.

Oh...

You have new mail

To : Mr. Misaki Sb: Urgent ! There ' s an intruder in the greenhouse ! Please come immediately.

To : Mr. Misaki Sb: Urgent ! There ' s an intruder in the greenhouse ! Please come immediately. An intruder in the greenhouse?

An intruder in the greenhouse?

Sorry. There's something I need to attend to right away. I have to go.

Oh, hey kid.

Yeah?

I'll tell someone to come down here, but if Natsume wakes up before they arrive,

Emergency Button

Emergency Button I want you to press that emergency button on the wall immediately.

I want you to press that emergency button on the wall immediately.

Got it? lmmediately!

Ah, it's a cat!

Kitty cat!

Don't ! It's part of an old saying.

They say it's best to avoid black cats.

They say it's best to avoid black cats.

Mr. Outcast.

It'll be fine. He's not going to wake up.

Hotaru, what kind of Alice do you suppose I have?

And I wonder what kind of Alice you have, Hotaru?

I'll get to see Hotaru soon...

Answer in five seconds.

If you don't answer, I'll burn your hair.

Who are you?!

The giant eagle!

Could he have...?!

Ow...

You're late, Ruka.

Geez... And just whose fault is that, Natsume?

What are you doing?

What's wrong with these people...?! What are you doing?

What's wrong with these people...?!

What's wrong with these people...?! Who is she?

She was here when I woke up.

She just screams, and won't say who she is.

Is she an Alice, too?

Who knows.

Since she won't listen to me, I thought I'd make her cry.

Someone help!

Damn it! Why you...!

Why don't you just use your Alice to threaten her?

I've been trying, but I guess I haven't fully recovered.

Help!

First of all, if you hadn't acted on your own... Help!

First of all, if you hadn't acted on your own...

That's not important now!

That's not important now! Someone's coming.

Shoot.

Are you all right, Mikan?

Natsume! Ruka!

See ya', polka-dotted panties girl.

You dropped this.

It fell off...

Mikan!

Will

Will Now, now... Stop crying, Mikan.

Now, now... Stop crying, Mikan.

One panty shot isn't that big of a deal.

It is a big deal, obviously...

No one will want to marry me now!! It is a big deal, obviously...

No one will want to marry me now!!

Don't worry! If that's the case, we'll make Natsume take responsibility.

Hey!

I don't want that!!

Here.

It's your uniform, Mikan.

A crying face doesn't suit you, Mikan.

Stop crying and go try it on.

That's right... I don't have time to cry...

Oh! You look adorable!

It looks good on you.

Yeah, you look really cute!

Really?

Yup, really.

Higher! Higher!

Upsy-daisy!

You're the cutest girl in the whole wide world!

Thank God, she's in a good mood again... You're the cutest girl in the whole wide world!

Thank God, she's in a good mood again...

So, Mikan. About your enrollment at Alice Academy...

Everything's all set. You're accepted!

Banzai!

Yay. Banzai!

Yay.

Yay. Yay, yay!

Yay, yay!

Yay. Yay, yay!

Yay. Yay, yay!

But only temporarily.

Banzai. But only temporarily.

Banza... Oh. But only temporarily.

Banza... Oh.

In order to officially enroll, you need to pass a certain test...

...during your one-week probationary period.

A test? Yay...

Don't worry, it's simple.

You'll soon be joining class B of the elementary division.

All you have to do is cooperate with, get along with, and be accepted by your classmates.

The academy will watch how you do, and determine your Alice level.

That's it?

Yes! That's it.

Yay! Piece of cake, piece of cake!

All right! All right! I'm accepted! Yay!

Class representatives from class B, elementary division, coming in. All right! All right! I'm accepted! Yay!

Class representatives from class B, elementary division, coming in.

Oh, here they are!

All right! Oh, here they are!

All right!

All right! Did you call for us?

Did you call for us?

Mikan, these are your class representatives.

H... Hotaru!

Huh?

I'm not sure what's going on, but... Why don't we head to the elementary division for now?

Off we go!

Enroute to Elementary Division

I see! The best friend you were talking about was lmai!

How lucky, Mikan.

Mikan?

Mikan?

Hello? Mikan?

Hello?

I think she's in her own little world.

Her own little world...?

I missed you...

...Hotaru!

I missed you so much!

What is...

...Mikan...

...doing here?

Hotaru, Hotaru, Hotaru!

There's no way she...

...could be here. Wait...

Hotaru!

...more importantly...

Hotaru!

...stay away, snot girl.

Hotaru...

Don't come near me with that dirty face. The Mikan I know is a lot cuter than that.

How about if I do this?

I swore I'd always smile in front of Hotaru, no matter what.

I really, really missed you, so I came all this way to see you!

Hotaru...

...can I hug you?

Just because you wanted to see your friend...

...you came here without thinking of the consequences?

There aren't many idiots who'd do that.

You surprised me.

Come here, dummy.

Hotaru!

I can't decide if you guys make me smile, or make me concerned about your friendship.

Here we are! This is class B's room.

All right, Mikan. Make sure you get along with everyone.

Sakura?

I'm Yuu Tobita, class B's representative. Everyone just calls me Class Rep.

Nice to meet you.

If you're transferring from a normal school, it might be a bit shocking...

Don't be too surprised, okay?

Welcome to class B of the elementary division, Sakura!

W... Wh...

...what's with this class?!

This class might seem a bit overwhelming at first, but...

...if you need anything or have any questions, please feel free to ask me.

O... Okay...

M... Mr. Narumi...

This class...

Is it just me, or is getting along with my classmates going to be a challenge?

Hey, Class Rep!

Who's the kid?

Oh, she's ...

I heard the conversation outside the school gate earlier.

She was almost kidnapped by two weirdos,

but Naru saved her and enrolled her as a new student.

Oh?

How does he know that?

Transvection and super hearing.

Those Alices aren't anything surprising at this school.

Is this really, really real?

This definitely isn't a magic trick?

There are people floating in front of my eyes!

Hey, Mikan.

How is this possible? Their Alices are amazing!

If there are people like this in this class, that means...

Mikan...

Er, what does that mean?

Does it mean I have special powers like they do?

That's it! Now I get it!

Mikan.

Invention #002: Horse Hoof Glove.

It's especially effective when throttling idiots.

As a set, the Deer Hoof Glove is also available.

What was that for?! You're horrible!

I don't know what kind of Alice got you in here, but there's something I have to tell you.

While we're here, you and I are strangers, so I want you to act accordingly, okay?

I want to win this year's honor student award.

Honor student award?

I don't want to get dragged into any trouble.

Understand?

What?

H... Hotaru!

I'm sure it won't be easy, but do the best you can on your own. See you.

W... What's that supposed to mean?

Damn you, Hotaru! You're as perplexing as ever!

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Mikan Sakura

Mikan Sakura We have a new friend in our class.

We have a new friend in our class.

Everyone, please give her a warm welcome.

I'm Mikan Sakura. Nice to-

Idiot!

She's no friend of ours!

Who do you think is gonna listen to you, you stupid teacher?

Leave! Idiot, idiot!

What's with this class, is it full of delinquents?

Adults shouldn't cry! What's with this class, is it full of delinquents?

Adults shouldn't cry! Sakura, please take a seat in the back row.

Sakura, please take a seat in the back row.

Right.

Today is study hall again.

I'll be going home now.

"Dear Grandpa..."

"I wonder if I can really fit in in a place like this...?"

Nice to meet you.

N... Nice to meet you, too!

"But I think I just met someone nice!"

I'm sure you'll do just fine, Mikan.

Don't stray from the path, just keep going. You'll know when you get there!

That's right! I didn't come here to be defeated!

I'll do my best, so that I can stay with Hotaru!

Hello, neighbor.

Oh, you're...

...that polka-dotted panties girl.

You're that perverted groper boy!

What is she blabbing about?

A groper is an idiot who acts upon his perverted urges.

Why would I have any perverted urges towards a girl like you? Stupid.

Stu... Stu...

You're the one who's stupid!

How dare you do something like that to a girl?!

You're a threat to women! A barbarian! Apologize, you moron!

Mikan, you idiot.

Do you realize what you've done?! Mikan, you idiot.

Do you realize what you've done?! Of all people, you're picking a fight with the worst possible guy.

Say something! Don't you hear me?! Of all people, you're picking a fight with the worst possible guy.

Who do you think you are, acting so high and mighty?

Huh? Huh?

Hey, transfer student!

Just what do you think you're doing, mouthing off like that to Natsume?

M... My body...

...is being lifted up into the air?!

Hotaru! Help me!

Hotaru...!

You laughed out in a loud, loud voice Kimi ga ookkina ookkina koe de warattara

Then I copied you, and we laughed together Sugu ni manekko issho ni waratta ne

We walk along this road hand in hand Te wo tsunaide aruita michi

Let's run a race today, you and me Kyou wa futari de kakekkoshiyou

The world shines brightly when we're together Kimi to iru to donna sekai mo akaruku kagayaku yo

As I stand here close to you, Sonna kimi no tonari ni iru

I gather all the tiny moments of happiness Konna chiccha na shiawase wo

And as I embrace them, one by one... Hitotsu hitotsu dakishime nagara

...they turn into smiles Egao ni kaeru yo

Like the rainbow we passed while riding our bikes, Jitensha de kugurinuketa ano niji no you ni

Let's keep these happy colors forever HAPPII na iro de iyou itsumademo

I was finally reunited with Hotaru and transferred to the same school, but...

...Hotaru is as cold as ever.

On top of that, I'm in the same class as Natsume.

At this rate, I'm going to be alienated from the rest of the class even more!

But I'll do my best!

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