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[triumphant music]

[triumphant music]

♪ ♪

[laughter]

[radio chatter]

[radio chatter]

♪ ♪

[robotic whir]

[all gasp]

[indistinct murmuring]

[metal detector whistles]

[metal detector whistles]

♪ ♪

- [screaming] - [sighs]

- [screaming] - [sighs]

I work with a bunch of idiots.

Optimus, Megatron,

glad to see you. Join us for a quick word

glad to see you. Join us for a quick word

before the ceremony, please.

- Happy to, Agent Croft.

Snazzy shades, Agent Schloder.

Snazzy shades, Agent Schloder.

- Cameras are set up inside.

I'll say a few words. President phones in her message

about world peace, and then she'll introduce you two.

about world peace, and then she'll introduce you two.

- The teleprompter has approved statements

for both of you to read.

I penned them myself. No ad-libs.

I penned them myself. No ad-libs.

- [groans] Will it direct us to sit, stay,

and transform as well?

- [laughs nervously]

- [laughs nervously]

Just a few public speaking jitters.

We are here to celebrate the human-Autobot alliance,

We are here to celebrate the human-Autobot alliance,

not destroy it.

- How can you tolerate GHOST treating us

like Cybertronian poodles?

like Cybertronian poodles?

- We're their partners, and it's been 30 years.

Well, 15 for you.

Well, 15 for you.

But still, get a new grudge.

- [grunts] - Hi, Mr. Optimus!

[metal detector beeping]

- [giggles nervously]

- [giggles]

[jet soaring]

[jet soaring]

[all cheering]

- Awesome.

[dramatic synth pop music]

- Everyone, get down!

- Everyone, get down!

- Seekers! - [screams]

[panicked screaming]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- Come on.

- Skywarp. - And Nova Storm.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

[robotic whirring]

- Sorry to crash the peace party.

- Sorry to crash the peace party.

- We propose a new partnership.

both: Your parts in pieces.

both: Your parts in pieces.

[digitized whirring]

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

[dramatic synth pop music]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- Give us your left arm, Prime, or we'll take it by force.

- Give us your left arm, Prime, or we'll take it by force.

♪ ♪

- How disappointing to see my former Seekers

- How disappointing to see my former Seekers

become lowly scavengers!

- Better than living on GHOST's leash.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- Alex, we need to get the kids to the hangar!

Down, get down!

Down, get down!

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

Now!

♪ ♪

[grunts]

[grunts]

♪ ♪

[all screaming]

[all screaming]

♪ ♪

- I'm getting really bad feels from Mo and Robby.

- Don't worry. Those Decepticons

barely qualify as mosquitos.

barely qualify as mosquitos.

- Let's go clip their wings.

- Mm.

- Mm.

- [grunts]

- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold your horsepower, guys.

That place is crawling with GHOST, which is why

That place is crawling with GHOST, which is why

we didn't go in the first place.

- [grunts]

The only family we have needs help, Bumblebee.

The only family we have needs help, Bumblebee.

- I wanna go, too,

but Optimus and Megatron will keep them safe.

Trust me. [boom]

Trust me. [boom]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- Run!

♪ ♪

- They want my left arm like their lives depend on it.

- They want my left arm like their lives depend on it.

[jets soaring]

They can have my fists!

They can have my fists!

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- [grunts]

Surrender, and I promise mercy.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- You surrender

that special arm of yours, Prime.

that special arm of yours, Prime.

- [screaming]

- Optimus!

- Optimus!

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- [grunts]

- Cease fire!

You are part of the reason humans fear our kind.

You are part of the reason humans fear our kind.

- Humanity doesn't fear us.

While we are guests on this planet,

protecting Earth and its people is our priority.

protecting Earth and its people is our priority.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

The Seekers attacked us, Megatron.

Everyone saw us defend our human allies.

Everyone saw us defend our human allies.

- Allies? A naive dream.

The war has clearly not ended for all Cybertronians,

The war has clearly not ended for all Cybertronians,

and every human watching has new reason to be afraid

of our kind.

of our kind.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- Cut the feed now.

- Cut the feed now.

[static]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- Mistreat my staff again,

and it'll cost you more than a slice of wing.

Of course, failure also voids our agreement,

Of course, failure also voids our agreement,

landing you under my knife.

[arachnamechs screeching]

[arachnamechs screeching]

[both grunting]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- Sorry, Dr. Meridian! We tried our best!

- You embarrassed yourselves.

But at least you made Prime and Megatron appear

as the monsters they are.

Cybertronians force their brutal war on Earth.

Cybertronians force their brutal war on Earth.

They are an existential threat to humanity.

But I can't wipe out the invasive creatures

But I can't wipe out the invasive creatures

while their powers are greater than my own.

- If you see a Decepticon, myself or another Autobot

- If you see a Decepticon, myself or another Autobot

will gladly come to your defense.

All you need to do is call our anonymous tip line.

All you need to do is call our anonymous tip line.

- 555-REPORT-A-CON, and remember,

prank calls are a felony in this state.

prank calls are a felony in this state.

I dare you to try me.

[sustained tone]

[elevator music]

[elevator music]

- I have a new job for you--

bait.

- Our family could've been hurt!

- And we should've been there to help!

- And we should've been there to help!

- But no, Thrash and I have to stay here

and live secret lives.

- Hello, me too.

- Hello, me too.

- What's Bumblebee training us for

if we can't do anything when stuff gets real?

- You still have much to learn, young Terrans.

- You still have much to learn, young Terrans.

For now, my priority is keeping you hidden and safe.

- From Decepticons?

- From Decepticons?

- [sighs] No.

I fear GHOST would claim the Terrans as assets

for their own use and not give us time to understand

for their own use and not give us time to understand

the significance of what they are.

- We don't even understand what we are.

- We don't even understand what we are.

And if we're such a big deal,

then why haven't you been trying to figure that out?

- Yeah, how were we born inside a crusty cave puddle?

- Yeah, how were we born inside a crusty cave puddle?

Why are there only two of us?

- And how'd that glowy rock thing

bring Thrash and I to life?

bring Thrash and I to life?

- A luminous stone generated your spark?

Why are these the first details I've heard of their origin?

Why are these the first details I've heard of their origin?

- We're still figuring things out?

- [sighs]

Terrans, more now than ever,

Terrans, more now than ever,

I believe you play a critical role

in rebuilding our kind.

in rebuilding our kind.

- No pressure, right?

The thing is, for all we know,

the 'Bots and 'Cons on this planet are the last of us.

the 'Bots and 'Cons on this planet are the last of us.

- Until you were born.

It's time we discover how your sparks came to be.

Finding this glowy rock is our new priority.

Finding this glowy rock is our new priority.

- Pinky promise, no take backs?

- Pinky promise, no take backs?

- Uh, okay. - Witness!

Pinky swears are legal contracts in this family.

[laughs] - Yes!

[laughs] - Yes!

[buttons whirring]

- You're interrupting a very wholesome family moment.

- You're interrupting a very wholesome family moment.

- Can the chitchat, big red.

Our 'Con hotline got an anonymous tip.

Today's trouble twins were caught and need a lift to jail.

Today's trouble twins were caught and need a lift to jail.

I'm sending you the Cons' coordinates

and a link to a new mission playlist.

Prepare to get hype.

Prepare to get hype.

- [laughing]

Whoo! - [screams]

- [laughing] - Yes!

- [clears throat] - [laughing]

- [clears throat] - [laughing]

- Sorry to interrupt, Ranger Malto.

Skywarp and Nova Storm were captured.

Skywarp and Nova Storm were captured.

I hate to ask, but can you and Megatron handle that transport?

I hate to ask, but can you and Megatron handle that transport?

- And make sure those 'Cons never scare my kids again?

Oh, yeah.

- Wonderful. I'll send you the location pin.

- Wonderful. I'll send you the location pin.

And you have my word.

I'll watch over your loved ones.

- Everyone, Mom has some official ranger work to do.

- Everyone, Mom has some official ranger work to do.

So you're with Optimus today. Be good.

- Mr. Optimus, we're ready to help however we can.

- Mr. Optimus, we're ready to help however we can.

- So who's driving?

[electronic rock music]

[engine revs]

[engine revs]

♪ ♪

Best mission ever!

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- Special Agent Schloder.

Looks like your Decepticon hotline works.

Looks like your Decepticon hotline works.

- So why are we here?

- Easy, bad boy. You're on a need-to-know basis.

- Easy, bad boy. You're on a need-to-know basis.

- [screams]

- [clears throat] And all you need to know

is I know you need to move

is I know you need to move

these Decepticons into that truck.

Capisce? - [grunts]

- [grunts] Let us go!

- I do not wish to see our kind rust away in cells,

- I do not wish to see our kind rust away in cells,

but your freedom puts my cause at risk.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

March.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- Agent Schloder!

It's an ambush!

It's an ambush!

♪ ♪

[arachnamech screeches]

[arachnamech screeches]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- Flee, Dorothy!

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- Stand down, arachnamechs.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

This is a veteran worthy of respect.

- [grunts] Mandroid,

- [grunts] Mandroid,

I should've known a cockroach like you would return.

- Strong words from a fool who walked straight into my trap.

- Strong words from a fool who walked straight into my trap.

Pity you aren't the Prime, but I'll still enjoy taking

that fusion cannon off your hands--

that fusion cannon off your hands--

literally, of course.

- [grunts]

- You ordered today's attack?

- You ordered today's attack?

- [laughs]

Unfortunately, it was a necessary--

- My family was at that ceremony,

and I haven't forgotten

that you abducted my Terran babies either!

that you abducted my Terran babies either!

♪ ♪

- And for that, I owe you an apology.

- And for that, I owe you an apology.

Please join me in my office.

- Where Megatron goes, I go.

- Where Megatron goes, I go.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- Hey, I remember this rock.

I skinned my elbow on it.

I skinned my elbow on it.

Hope you enjoyed your time

with Mo and Robby Adventures Incorporated.

with Mo and Robby Adventures Incorporated.

- 'Cause we've reached our destination.

- What if there's more Terrans like us waiting inside?

- What if there's more Terrans like us waiting inside?

- Thrash Jr. has a nice ring to it.

- Stay together! Just wait for me.

- Stay together! Just wait for me.

- Uh, we're not gonna fit, are we?

- Not even going to try.

- Not even going to try.

♪ ♪

[arachnamech screeches]

[arachnamech screeches]

- Partner to Megatron, guardian of the Terrans,

Optimus Prime clearly trusts you.

Optimus Prime clearly trusts you.

- That doesn't sound like an apology,

which explains the bachelor vibes

you got going on here.

- Let me begin again.

- Let me begin again.

Conversation was difficult after my time in the war.

- You served too?

- My contribution was scientific.

- My contribution was scientific.

I was drafted by GHOST to toil in their robotics laboratory.

After a year of laboring on projects I detested,

After a year of laboring on projects I detested,

Decepticons attacked San Francisco.

Decepticons attacked San Francisco.

- Yeah, I remember. I led an infantry platoon

at the Battle of the Bay. - Then perhaps you recall

the Autobots' friendly fire destroying buildings.

the Autobots' friendly fire destroying buildings.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

My arachnamechs dragged me to safety,

saving me the only way they knew how.

[arachnamechs screech]

I came away with...

souvenirs.

souvenirs.

- Me too.

I judge a person by their actions,

not their prosthetics.

not their prosthetics.

- So wise.

Indeed, my encounter revealed my true calling:

Indeed, my encounter revealed my true calling:

to become humanity's guardian,

the hero this planet needs.

With my enhanced form,

With my enhanced form,

I shall rid Earth of all violent beings,

starting with all Cybertronians.

starting with all Cybertronians.

Lights.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- Dorothy, If this madman harmed you,

- Dorothy, If this madman harmed you,

I will introduce him to new--

[grunting]

[arachnamechs screech]

[arachnamechs screech]

- Megatron, relax.

This will only hurt as much as I want it to.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- We can help each other.

You summon Optimus Prime, requesting his immediate

surrender to me, and I--

surrender to me, and I--

Malto?

[suspenseful action music]

[suspenseful action music]

- [grunts]

♪ ♪

- [laughs]

Did the fisherman lose his catch?

Did the fisherman lose his catch?

[chuckles] - Silence!

Or I'll dismantle the ranger for sport.

After all, I don't need her.

After all, I don't need her.

[dramatic electronic music]

Skywarp, Nova Storm.

both: At your service, Dr. Meridian.

- Take to the skies. Locate Optimus Prime

- Take to the skies. Locate Optimus Prime

and deliver Ranger Malto's badge as proof of her capture.

Return with the Autobot leader.

Return with the Autobot leader.

He should come willingly in exchange for his human ally,

who happens to be a mother of Terrans.

who happens to be a mother of Terrans.

Tell Prime to bring the young ones.

- [grunts]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- Is this it?

- Is this it?

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- That's the glowy rock.

It lit up when me and Mo touched it.

- And gave us our sleeves.

Then, Twitch and Thrash came out of that water.

Then, Twitch and Thrash came out of that water.

- Is this what made us?

- Then let's make it make more usses.

- Go ahead, kids.

- Go ahead, kids.

You got the touch.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- Hm? - Uh?

[camera shutter clicking]

Mm, huh.

Mm, huh.

- Well.

- I don't get it. It worked last time.

- I don't get it. It worked last time.

- Okay, we still have nine combinations for interacting

with the Emberstone in pairs-- four as individuals.

Let's-- - I don't know, Twitch.

Let's-- - I don't know, Twitch.

I think it's telling us

we really are the only Terrans in the universe.

we really are the only Terrans in the universe.

♪ ♪

- When in doubt, ask a Prime.

- When in doubt, ask a Prime.

- Why are we still working for Mandroid?

- We either find Autobots for him

- We either find Autobots for him

or Autobots find us for GHOST.

- Is it too late to be Autobots?

- Quiet! I'm picking up a signal.

- Quiet! I'm picking up a signal.

[radio static]

- So, Bumblebee,

you are doing well with the Terrans?

you are doing well with the Terrans?

- Great. Yeah, we're doing great.

Why, did you hear something?

- Mr. Optimus, we found it.

- Mr. Optimus, we found it.

- We found them.

- The Emberstone.

- The Emberstone.

- You mean the gift of Quintus Prime?

- Who's that, Dad? - He's one of the original 13

- Who's that, Dad? - He's one of the original 13

who helped create Cybertronian culture.

History says he created life on worlds across the universe,

History says he created life on worlds across the universe,

using an artifact called the Emberstone.

using an artifact called the Emberstone.

- This proves my suspicions true.

I cannot say how the Emberstone came to be in Witwicky,

I cannot say how the Emberstone came to be in Witwicky,

but Terrans, you are, indeed,

the first in a natural evolution of our species,

the first in a natural evolution of our species,

a welcome symbol of--

huh?

huh?

[tense music]

Ranger Malto?

Ranger Malto?

- Dottie?

♪ ♪

- Mandroid sends his regards. He requests Optimus,

- Mandroid sends his regards. He requests Optimus,

but we extend his summons to the infamous Terrans.

but we extend his summons to the infamous Terrans.

- And Zom-blebee, who's back from the dead

with a midlife crisis alt mode.

with a midlife crisis alt mode.

- Come willingly, and Megatron and the ranger may survive

in one piece.

in one piece.

- Bring me to Dottie--

now.

- [chuckles]

- [chuckles]

♪ ♪

- Evolution of hope.

- Evolution of hope.

- Did you hear-- - Just like last time.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- Get to the cave, now!

- Get to the cave, now!

- We haven't formally introduced--

- Take shelter, and guard the Emberstone.

- Take shelter, and guard the Emberstone.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- Ugh, keep the stupid mood rock.

- It's you we're here to collect.

- It's you we're here to collect.

♪ ♪

[arachnamechs screech]

[arachnamechs screech]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- Whoa, whoa!

- Whoa. - Whoa.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

[both scream]

[arachnamechs screeching]

[arachnamechs screeching]

- You protect the Emberstone. - And we'll protect you.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- [grunts]

- [grunts]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- Help, Quintus, please.

Mom needs us.

Mom needs us.

- I feel your call.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- Uh, kids?

- It's okay, Dad. The same thing happened when...

- It's okay, Dad. The same thing happened when...

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

[crash]

♪ ♪

- [screams]

- [screams]

- [grunting]

- [grunting]

- Stand down. This is over.

- Stand down. This is over.

♪ ♪

- Maybe for your friend.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- No, no, no, no!

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- [gasps] - The cave's collapsing.

Let's go! The exit's this way.

Let's go! The exit's this way.

[cave cracking]

[all gasp]

[all gasp]

♪ ♪

[both grunting]

[both grunting]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- Family?

- Agent Schloder, we've subdued the Seekers.

I need a retrieval.

I need a retrieval.

[blasts firing]

- [grunting]

Huh?

Huh?

♪ ♪

Oh, thank Primus you're all right.

Oh, thank Primus you're all right.

- Mr. Optimus, we lost the Emberstone.

- Mr. Optimus, we lost the Emberstone.

- [sighs]

♪ ♪

- [gasps]

♪ ♪

- But look at all you've gained.

- But look at all you've gained.

- More Terrans.

- Welcome, young ones.

I am Optimus Prime.

It warms my spark to meet you.

It warms my spark to meet you.

What are your names?

[dramatic synth pop music]

[dramatic synth pop music]

- She's Hashtag.

- [gasps] You're right.

I didn't have a word for my name--just a feeling.

I didn't have a word for my name--just a feeling.

- Well, what am I called?

- [gasps] His name is Jawbreaker,

- [gasps] His name is Jawbreaker,

my favorite candy.

- [squeals] Really?

- And I am Nightshade.

- And I am Nightshade.

It is a delight and a surprise to meet you all.

- Not all of us.

- Not all of us.

♪ ♪

Mandroid still has Dottie.

- Uh, how do we make the bad feelings go away?

- Uh, how do we make the bad feelings go away?

- We have to save Mom and Megatron.

- Mandroid is no joke.

We barely escaped the last time we met him,

We barely escaped the last time we met him,

and only because Mom saved us.

- We don't know this "Mom," but we feel your love for her

- We don't know this "Mom," but we feel your love for her

burning through our hearts.

- We wanna help.

- If you'll let us.

- If you'll let us.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- Thank you.

- Mandroid is formidable.

We will need all the help we can get.

We will need all the help we can get.

But GHOST will be here soon to take the Seekers.

We must go somewhere secure, and I have just the place.

We must go somewhere secure, and I have just the place.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

This is Mandroid's lair,

and these pieces represent all of us.

and these pieces represent all of us.

- Oh, may I be the bobblehead?

- Of course. Morgan, can you switch--uh...

- Of course. Morgan, can you switch--uh...

♪ ♪

- Nightshade's pronouns are they/them.

- Nightshade's pronouns are they/them.

- He or she just doesn't fit who I am.

- My apologies.

- My apologies.

Please switch their piece.

♪ ♪

Now, the plan.

Now, the plan.

Our new Terrans will pretend to be Decepticons.

You three will deliver me, Twitch, and Thrash as prisoners

You three will deliver me, Twitch, and Thrash as prisoners

to Mandroid in exchange for his protection from GHOST

and the Autobots.

Then the trap is sprung!

Then the trap is sprung!

We will drop our bonds,

and Mandroid will be surrounded.

Meanwhile, Bumblebee and the Malto family,

Meanwhile, Bumblebee and the Malto family,

who have been laying in wait outside,

will usher Lieutenant Malto and Megatron to safety.

will usher Lieutenant Malto and Megatron to safety.

I call it "Operation Terran Horse."

Any questions?

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

Maltos, Terrans, let's rescue our comrades!

Maltos, Terrans, let's rescue our comrades!

- So many parts I could use.

Which would best serve my role as Earth's protector?

Which would best serve my role as Earth's protector?

The leader of the Decepticons' helm or your cannon?

The leader of the Decepticons' helm or your cannon?

[suspenseful music]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- [prolonged screaming]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

[phone beeping]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- Ranger Malto, I know you can hear me.

I'll release your pet monster if you like.

I'll release your pet monster if you like.

All you have to do is surrender immediately.

- Ignore him, Dorothy.

This pathetic excuse for a doctor

This pathetic excuse for a doctor

couldn't hurt me if he tried.

- Don't mind if I do.

- [screaming]

- [screaming]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- Malto...

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

Useless mechs.

Bring her to me!

Bring her to me!

Now!

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

Now there's no one left to save you.

[synth pop music]

[synth pop music]

♪ ♪

- Any chance your GPS accidentally

- Any chance your GPS accidentally

brought us to the wrong evil cyborg's headquarters?

- Wait, wait, wait. What?

- Wait, wait, wait. What?

The jerk moved?

- It doesn't matter. You're a scout.

You can still find Dottie. Right, Bumblebee?

You can still find Dottie. Right, Bumblebee?

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

[synth pop music]

- Team Malto, report.

- No sign of Mandroid from up here.

- No sign of Mandroid from up here.

Bee team? - Nothing.

It's like he vanished into thin air.

- [sighs] Well, report in if you find anything.

- [sighs] Well, report in if you find anything.

- We have to get Dottie back, Bee.

She's my reason for everything.

When she was hurt in the war, I thought I'd lost her.

When she was hurt in the war, I thought I'd lost her.

I can't face that again.

I can't face that again.

- Alex, we got this.

Nobody's harming Dot on our watch.

Here, maybe this will help you focus.

Here, maybe this will help you focus.

[romantic synth pop music plays]

- This is our song. How did you know?

- This is our song. How did you know?

- Well, Lieutenant Malto may have mentioned

that it was special to you guys.

that it was special to you guys.

- Oh, it is.

Purple is the color of our relationship.

Our first dance was in the rain to this song,

Our first dance was in the rain to this song,

"Purple Storm Clouds." I sang it when I proposed.

Most lucky she wasn't named Violet.

Most lucky she wasn't named Violet.

♪ ♪

I'm not an action hero like you, Bee.

I'm not an action hero like you, Bee.

But I will do whatever it takes to save my family.

- We both will.

- We both will.

[suspenseful music]

[suspenseful music]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- The naval yard? I gotta tell Alex.

[phone beeps]

[phone chiming and vibrating]

[phone chiming and vibrating]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

[arachnamechs screech]

[action music]

[action music]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

[screams]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- There just aren't any clues to follow.

- There just aren't any clues to follow.

I can't scout without a trail.

Alex, do you see anything?

- The color purple.

That's where Dottie is.

Drive!

[synth pop music]

[synth pop music]

We found them. They're at the naval yard.

[action music]

- We're on our way.

- We're on our way.

♪ ♪

- [grunts]

[suspenseful music]

[suspenseful music]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- Your barbarous treatment of my people will not stand.

- Your barbarous treatment of my people will not stand.

We are not a threat to Earth.

Dregs like you are.

Dregs like you are.

♪ ♪

- Any more snide commentary?

- Any more snide commentary?

You're such a cutup.

- [screaming] - [laughs]

- [screaming] - [laughs]

You will be.

- [screaming]

- Major Malto.

It seems you insist on siding with Earth's enemies.

Too bad you won't live to regret that.

Too bad you won't live to regret that.

♪ ♪

[clanking]

♪ ♪

Ah, finally.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

My prizes have arrived,

but not with the escorts I expected.

but not with the escorts I expected.

- Oy! Name's Sparkleplug,

baddest 'Con in the known star systems.

baddest 'Con in the known star systems.

My mates and me captured these 'Bots from GHOST.

You can have 'em for a price.

You can have 'em for a price.

Right, team?

- Yeah!

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- You are crueler than I imagined.

- You are crueler than I imagined.

- What?

- [laughs] They mean we will give you

- [laughs] They mean we will give you

these prisoners in exchange for your protection from GHOST

and the Autobots.

and the Autobots.

♪ ♪

- Terrans?

- Terrans?

- Guard her.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

Ah, Optimus.

Ha, late to the party, but always the star.

Ha, late to the party, but always the star.

[coughs] But why are you three here

instead of Skywarp and Nova Storm?

instead of Skywarp and Nova Storm?

- Oh, revenge!

Uh, uh. Yeah, ol' Skywarp and I

were real mates in bad guy school.

were real mates in bad guy school.

- It's a long story. Is our bargain agreed upon?

- One more question.

- One more question.

♪ ♪

How did you manage to capture a Prime?

How did you manage to capture a Prime?

- [scoffs]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

We asked him to come with us.

- Ah.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

Now, why didn't I think of that?

Now, why didn't I think of that?

Oh, what's this?

♪ ♪

- [grunts]

- [grunts]

♪ ♪

- Ah, imposters.

- Ah, imposters.

[action music]

- [screams]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- Arachnamechs, seize them!

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

Huh?

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

Enough games.

If you Maltos side with my Cybertronian enemies,

If you Maltos side with my Cybertronian enemies,

then I'll destroy you like my enemies.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- Earthquake!

- No, no. Something much worse.

- No, no. Something much worse.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- You Cybertronians have stood in my way

for the last time.

[suspenseful music]

[suspenseful music]

If I can't have you alive,

I'll pull your parts from the rubble!

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- Whoa!

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- Kids!

- Kids!

- Dottie?

[romantic synth pop music]

- [laughs] - Dottie!

- [laughs] - Dottie!

♪ ♪

[mechanical whirring]

[mechanical whirring]

- Oh, get to cover!

[suspenseful music]

[suspenseful music]

♪ ♪

- New plan.

A ground team lays down covering fire with me.

A ground team lays down covering fire with me.

But we need volunteers to take out Mandroid's cameras.

He can't blast us if he can't see us.

He can't blast us if he can't see us.

- On it.

- Roll out!

[action music]

[action music]

♪ ♪

- There you are,

Alex.

Alex?

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- Mo, you and Jawbreaker take out the cameras on this side.

Dad and I will get the other side.

- On it.

- On it.

♪ ♪

- This isn't working.

- This isn't working.

♪ ♪

I've got an idea. Cover me.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- Jawbreaker, one thing you gotta learn about this family--

we do things together.

♪ ♪

[grunting]

[grunting]

- [grunts]

[radio static] - Hmm?

[alarm beeping]

[alarm beeping]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

Arachnamechs, take care of the stowaways.

- Twitch, I need backup in the sky.

- Twitch, I need backup in the sky.

- Yes, sir.

- Bumblebee, hang on to this.

- Bumblebee, hang on to this.

- Oh!

- Whew, just one more to go.

[suspenseful music]

[suspenseful music]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- Whoo-hoo!

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- Eat our teamwork!

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- Yeah! - Careful, little bird.

Too much confidence often ends in rubble.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- [grunting]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

Ah! [grunts]

- Malto brats, let's see how you like this!

- Malto brats, let's see how you like this!

♪ ♪

What?

What?

[all scream]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- Whoo!

♪ ♪

- Fine, I'll destroy you all blind.

- Fine, I'll destroy you all blind.

There's enough pests out there.

If I swat, I'm bound to hit something.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

[alarms beeping]

[alarms beeping]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- Everyone, get to cover!

- [laughs evilly]

- [laughs evilly]

- Ha, that made him mad.

- I know how to make him madder.

- I know how to make him madder.

Someone needs to take out that cannon.

- You can count on me.

[grunts] [groans]

[grunts] [groans]

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- Megatron, you can't. - There's no time, Optimus.

I have to do this.

I have to do this.

- Twitch?

Twitch!

- Oh, no.

- Oh, no.

[action music]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- One thing you gotta learn about this family is--

- We do things together!

- No dingo snot of a mech is gonna smoke my sibling!

- No dingo snot of a mech is gonna smoke my sibling!

[screams]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- [yells]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

[alarm buzzing]

- No...

No! No!

No! No!

- Now, Dorothy.

- Roger. This is for my family.

[rock music]

[rock music]

♪ ♪

- No!

- No!

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

[explosion erupts]

[explosion erupts]

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- [sighs]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- Holy smokes. Is every day like this for you?

- Only every other day.

- Mom! Meet your three new kids,

Nightshade, Jawbreaker, and Hashtag.

- [sighs] I know this wasn't easy

- [sighs] I know this wasn't easy

to have to fight and feel for people you don't even know

in a world you just arrived in,

in a world you just arrived in,

but I can't thank you enough

for helping us escape.

for helping us escape.

Come on over, kiddos. Bring it in.

- [gasps] - [chuckles] Awesome.

- See? I told you she was cool.

- [giggles] Welcome to the family, kiddos.

- [giggles] Welcome to the family, kiddos.

♪ ♪

- Mm...

- Mm...

We could've used GHOST backup today.

For all our purported partnership,

For all our purported partnership,

somehow, we always bear the scars.

- Look closer, old friend.

- Look closer, old friend.

This is the human-Cybertronian alliance.

[laughter]

[laughter]

♪ ♪

GHOST has growing to do, yes.

But this is what we can achieve together

But this is what we can achieve together

for the future of both of our species.

[triumphant music]

[triumphant music]

[synth pop music]

[synth pop music]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪