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Oh

Oh, he's over here

Yes

Oh

Man how are you dude? How about you? So I'm gonna like I'm gonna film the whole thing

Didn't you used to be a golf prodigy back in the day

How long has it been since you've swung wrenches

Yeah

Over 10 years since you played golf 2005

Did I think you hit the guy nice

He's good, right

He used to be on

Varsity in high school

Shoot she you want to show us your swing

Oh, yeah, this is a seven

You don't mind

Yes, wow, are you on the team

What team are you

You guys are pretty good, I don't know why I know that

Oh

We shall get that guy

Oh my god

Are you the captain

Not yet show him he's coming back to golf I'm filming him actually because I'm trying to be like an influencer

And I want to do his story back into golf

Rocket

Incredible

Great stance

I

Got a club before I could

really

Here's my grandpa's putter

I'd like to give you a club. I mean

Give you the whole shot

Yeah

Inspect

Wow

I

Don't really meet people at the golf very much. This is awesome. Oh, that's pretty good

When she's wait, can I just ask you a question? How old you how old?

Me 18. Okay. Thank God. Yeah, I thought we're talking about an underage girl. I was like we have to go right now, right?

You're 18 years old

Looks really cute. Oh

Shit dude, we gotta go on our tea times like in like two minutes. Yeah. Do you want to come play with us?

Yeah

Yeah, we can get two carts let's do it you can put that stuff there

Are we going the right way? All right, great. Great. You guys know stuff. I

I thought the cops are coming for me. So you literally put it up the brake on then you just walk away

Wow, yeah, here's oh

Here's here's the tease

I'm just the caddy

So, what's your name

I'm Chuck. This is my friend Donnie

I

Hope you don't mind if I film this

I mean again, I'm trying to be an influencer. I know we're older. So maybe you could give us some tips on that

Okay, get hot girls playing golf I guess that's the tip

Are you gonna do the happy Gilmore run?

Oh

Cuz there's people walking

How could you guys tell this was whole one I don't know anything says one but

That was a great drive I didn't see

I

Was distracted dude, did you see the sparks? Yeah. Yeah

That was a great swing

Right into that tree. Oh you hit the tree. Yeah, but two off the tee

Oh

Dude that was sick. That was sick

As many as you won't we got a whole bucket so what did you get in trouble for?

I'm a slut

So you're saying yeah, let me get you in the in the story did Donnie you hear that her mom thinks she's a slut

I don't know. She went through my phone

Yeah, she caught me in the act

She caught you in the act yeah of love

He he was gone

He just

I

Know you're right

So she grounded you so how come you're out here playing golf

School golf and grounded

Thanks for meeting us

He's like I'm trying to make him into a star don't you think he's got those movie star good looks

sweet

Newly single

He was engaged to her and they broke up but she still fucking lives there

Dude

Get arrested for wearing that yeah line up now on the phone

Oh my god

And actually hold on

In this way towards the ball

Dude it worked

That's on the green

Dude that was a great shot

Wow, he's a good teacher. I thought you

He's like a golf guy he like grew up golf

All right, well now what happens we drive somewhere

Oh

You have fun kids

Oh my god, this is ridiculous. Oh my god. Are we going the right way?

Oh shit

I almost crashed into you guys. Can you guys like do bumper sometime bumper cars?

She's totally into it. She's totally

She knows her her right stuff. Yeah

Oh

Gabby before you swing. I know we just met but Donnie. I really just need to know. Are you wearing underwear?

Good look for cops just look around for cops

Yeah, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god do that one more time to go one more time

This is

We met are you sure you're 18 just jet you promise you're over 18, right?

Said yes, she swears

Well, he just happens to be looking for a rebound just saying

Do you want to kiss him he hasn't kissed another girl in like 10 years

Oh

My god, okay, we better pretend like we're playing golf or something

What's that oh the boner oh my god

Wow, dude, what do we get so lucky it this is why we should always play at this fucking range

Does every girl like you here

Oh my god, nice

Wow, oh

Shit sorry, I almost crashed don't let me interrupt that tender moment though

Did I ruin the moment

Sorry

But something tells me you're a bit of an exhibitionist. You kind of like being filmed

Oh

I'm so

Oh

Can we can we maybe later just met if we're really lucky we're really good

She's just positively moist all over the club

Really really great swing

Good bounce speaking of balance

Like

Jinx do it jinx. This can't be real

There's no one around oh, there's one guy. Oh my god, did you already she's all about it?

You gonna show the titties

God

Are you looking for cops dude? Cuz I can't be looking for cops. I'm not really I have put him away put away

Let me get a better angle

Sorry, I'm just learning

Please

There's one guy over there he's looking the other way

All right, if you take one step to this way we're gonna yes, I'll let the sunlight on those boobies Oh

Turn them towards me

No, all right show me show me yes, you see someone

I put away is he looking is he looking Johnny's motorboat real fast motorboat. Let's get a real motorboat

You hit this putt I'll give you a hundred

Okay

Oh

This is what life's all about YOLO, that's what you kids are teaching me

Well, if you make this you get to eat her out

I think he's gonna make it

He made it

Well, but she gets a rebuttal right because if she hits this then you both have to do oral on each other

Yeah, it's like a double reverse negative cancel out giving

Oh, she got it

boom shaka laka laka

Boom shaka laka. Let's go back to the carts for a second

Yes, she is sucking your

Sucking the talking

Yes

All right, Donnie your job is to look out for people. My job is to film. I think we're good, right?

Yeah

Well

Yeah, we just met her

You're the coolest chick we've ever met on a golf course granted we haven't been on a golf course in 10 years

I've been on a game of golf. Oh my god

Can't it's like your mind says one thing but your body says another

I

Think if you're standing it's less it's less obvious. Yeah. Oh, that's better

You guys are yeah

Glad we're getting you over your ex-wife or fiance or fuck that bitch was again, dude. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to call her a bitch

Is there anyone teeing off behind us or we could

Here why don't you guys sit sit in the cart, maybe you can let's finger her pussy. Yeah

You both gear shift

Oh

Move your hand move your hand. Yes. This is what I'm talking about. Let's do this for 30 seconds. I

Hope my wife forgives me if I get a boner

Well, I'm not gonna pan down to my boner

I

Great way to get over your fucking bitch. This is a hot younger hotter younger cooler girl

Yes

That

Left-hand beam. Yes. Yes. Sorry. I'm all about the angle, you know, you understand

I

Think we're good

My god

What people are looking so we said

Oh my god

Unbelievable this can't be real I can't crash

Yeah, we're right there right where you are

Right where you are. Yeah

This is this is just this is really happening

I

Show me your face darling you do like being an exhibitionist, don't you?

Oh

We are you guys oh shit. Oh my god

Stop

Cannot

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

It's dripping out. Oh my god

Oh my god, oh my god, dude that will get you over your fucking ex-girlfriend nice cream pie

Let me see it from the front let me see it from the front

Donnie you're still looking for cops, right? Pull up a little higher, babe. Yes. Oh

My god

Do you guys want to keep playing golf or do you want to

House are we we can't go to Donnie's house

Can we go to your house

All right, you guys could come you guys can come to my house you can come fuck in my house

Yeah, but can I just keep filming it?

All right, fuck it let's go let's go

Oh my god in my yard

Fucking crazy you guys already fucked around on the golf course, but I live here

Oh

Look at my phone look at my phone

Oh

Are you glad you went back after a decade away? It's like this every time we gotta go every day, right?

Let's get inside before I get a bit

Oh

Yeah

I was kind of girl

We need to take her clothes off. Yeah. Fuck. Yeah stand up

No review

All right, got big moment what size

Some big size

Yes, please

Do do it again and do it again. Just let's just do a couple reveals for the phone. It's just incred

Yes, I thought that one up one more one more

Yeah, you don't even understand

Oh

Yes

Yes, just like that

Yes

It's like a modern fresco

It's fucking gorgeous mesmerizing. It's inspiring. It's tantalizing

I'm perspiring

Hittings if you do like a little jiggly, oh my god. Yes

Stuck with them for nine years. He came out with big titties

Focus back to me

Gabby do you have any messages for Donnie's friends? Hi Donnie's friends

He knows how to eat a pussy

It's like the best endorsement you can do

Yes

Dude

Oh

Did she's twitching

You think you can't?

Donnie won't your life be complete?

I would say so

Let's see your face darling

No, enjoy enjoy look up to the sky like that do whatever you got to do just look amazing

Oh

You should never wash your face again

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

The H dick suckers

Oh

Can you believe this

Me either

Once I get

Jesus do that again do that again

Yes

Move that area one more time. Just don't even touch the boots your hand. Just move it. Yeah

Yes. Oh

my god, oh

No up and down

Yes, I'm sad. It's not sad. It's a no windmill

Oh

Oh

Oh

Keep talking like you just would I could see everything

Oh

Oh

We're at that one. Yes

I

Never apologized for the squirtage

Oh

Oh

So it's too slippery

All right, get on it you bring that up on here up on my shaft

I'm fully intended

Home yes

Yes

Oh

Wow, it's real that's right

Oh

Yes

The way to live Yolo

Baby

Look at that, dude

Oh

It's so close. Oh, oh my god, it happened all at once. Oh my god, that looks so good

Oh

Yes, okay look back here

Isn't this such a better Tuesday than normal Tuesdays

Taco Tuesdays jinx

Oh

It's really unbelievable twist a little towards me right there

Oh

Otherworldly, yes

This is like a nice relaxing position, isn't it? I like it. I mean first she's burning some cows. Maybe you should finish her off and doggy

For four five four

It's unreal move your left hand inside. Yes. Yes, just like that

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Mm-hmm

Oh

Hold one. Yes

for holding three a lot of strokes, but

Good game. Very good. Very good

You were amazing

It's epic. Oh my gosh

Do you have? Oh

Can you just do one more side of side of those boobs? Look at that. Look at that

Do you have any final thoughts about golf or life or anything?

Yeah, let's go back there's still some daylight yeah, let's go yeah