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I'm making spaghetti.

Oh, yeah?

How's it going, sexy mom?

Good.

It's going just fine here.

How was your day?

My day was fine.

It was okay.

What did you do?

Well, I worked, of course, and then I just came home and I was talking to your father upstairs and welcoming him home from his trip.

Oh, welcoming.

Well, I changed quickly out of my clothes, my work clothes, so I was just in a hurry to get downstairs and start dinner because Bob's hungry.

What are you doing, honey?

I don't think I've ever seen this one before.

I like it, Mom.

It's very sexy.

Thank you.

Yeah, it's new.

Oh, yeah?

Still breaking it in.

Oh, wow.

What do you mean by that, Alex?

What are you doing?

I don't know.

I figured, um... No, I... No.

You're going to kill your son, no?

Listen, the things that we did while he was gone, that was... Remember when we talked about it couldn't happen again?

I don't remember.

I... We... I... He goes away for months, and we're both a little desperate, and, you know, we can't, you know, keep doing that.

It's just not right.

I mean, I understand your new needs, but...

It's right upstairs.

What do you think?

If you catch this, this could be a lot of trouble here.

But you really shouldn't be cooking in this, Mom.

Because if you burn it, you're going to be really upset.

So how about you just take it off real quick?

Well, I mean, I guess I could just show you what I'm wearing and maybe you could just go up there and masturbate and I'll call you back.

Or maybe we could have a quickie.

I know you like quickies.

Oh, no.

This isn't right.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

That doesn't make sense.

I did have a quickie with your father.

Oh, yeah?

It sucked.

I mean, it was awful.

It was rough and quick and passion.

Nothing like what you and

Yeah, I did.