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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,117 --> 00:00:05,577 How do you help? 2 00:00:05,877 --> 00:00:06,778 What is on you? 3 00:00:07,118 --> 00:00:07,938 What is all over you? 4 00:00:08,299 --> 00:00:12,481 I was coming back from the store, and I had the honey between my legs, and I think there was a crack in the bottle. 5 00:00:12,901 --> 00:00:13,661 It got all over me. 6 00:00:14,782 --> 00:00:15,562 All over my crotch. 7 00:00:15,983 --> 00:00:16,803 The honey ash didn't get me? 8 00:00:16,823 --> 00:00:16,963 Yeah. 9 00:00:17,203 --> 00:00:18,584 You're allergic to honey, baby. 10 00:00:18,644 --> 00:00:18,964 I know. 11 00:00:19,624 --> 00:00:19,844 I know. 12 00:00:19,865 --> 00:00:20,485 That's why it hurts. 13 00:00:20,605 --> 00:00:20,905 I know. 14 00:00:21,665 --> 00:00:22,626 Get in the shower. 15 00:00:22,646 --> 00:00:23,907 Can you turn the water on? 16 00:00:24,807 --> 00:00:25,327 Yes. 17 00:00:26,008 --> 00:00:26,628 Okay, baby. 18 00:00:27,288 --> 00:00:28,429 I'm going to wash it off you, okay? 19 00:00:28,449 --> 00:00:28,809 All right. 20 00:00:30,850 --> 00:00:31,751 Why isn't the water working? 21 00:00:32,827 --> 00:00:33,547 What's wrong with it? 22 00:00:34,148 --> 00:00:34,988 Oh, my God. 23 00:00:35,008 --> 00:00:35,789 There's no water. 24 00:00:35,809 --> 00:00:36,649 What are we going to do? 25 00:00:36,689 --> 00:00:37,310 Give me a rag. 26 00:00:37,330 --> 00:00:38,550 Okay, okay, okay. 27 00:00:38,570 --> 00:00:39,191 Give me a rag. 28 00:00:39,211 --> 00:00:39,591 Here. 29 00:00:39,611 --> 00:00:40,852 Whoa, let me do it. 30 00:00:45,495 --> 00:00:46,315 It's just sticking. 31 00:00:46,495 --> 00:00:48,476 It's sticking. 32 00:00:49,857 --> 00:00:50,438 Oh, my God. 33 00:00:50,458 --> 00:00:52,219 This is a fucking nightmare. 34 00:00:52,239 --> 00:00:53,399 What are we going to do? 35 00:00:53,419 --> 00:00:54,700 Holy shit. 36 00:00:54,760 --> 00:00:56,421 It has to come off of you. 37 00:00:56,441 --> 00:01:01,664 Okay, I'm going in. 38 00:01:01,724 --> 00:01:02,225 I'm going in. 39 00:01:06,272 --> 00:01:07,273 like a kitty cat, right? 40 00:01:08,234 --> 00:01:08,434 What? 41 00:01:08,794 --> 00:01:09,275 A cat? 42 00:01:12,017 --> 00:01:12,557 Oh, God. 43 00:01:12,597 --> 00:01:13,218 Just get it off. 44 00:01:16,140 --> 00:01:17,481 It's all over me, babe. 45 00:01:21,324 --> 00:01:22,686 I don't have any other choice, honey. 46 00:01:22,766 --> 00:01:23,846 I don't have any other choice. 47 00:01:23,927 --> 00:01:25,208 I'm sorry, okay? 48 00:01:25,228 --> 00:01:25,868 Just get it off. 49 00:01:28,390 --> 00:01:30,632 Oh, God. 50 00:01:35,768 --> 00:01:37,728 Oh, God, I'm so sorry, baby. 51 00:01:37,768 --> 00:01:38,509 What happened? 52 00:01:38,569 --> 00:01:40,409 How did this happen? 53 00:01:40,749 --> 00:01:42,909 I think the bottle broke when it was in my lap. 54 00:01:45,430 --> 00:01:48,350 Did it go through your pants, honey? 55 00:01:48,490 --> 00:01:48,790 Yeah. 56 00:01:48,810 --> 00:01:51,771 I was wearing basketball shorts. 57 00:01:53,971 --> 00:01:57,232 Baby, I promise I will never ask you about me, honey, ever again. 58 00:01:57,252 --> 00:01:58,952 It's just my allergies. 59 00:01:59,032 --> 00:02:00,372 I like the local honey. 60 00:02:00,392 --> 00:02:04,173 I don't ever want to eat honey again after this. 61 00:02:11,002 --> 00:02:13,142 It's like it's coming out of your penis. 62 00:02:14,583 --> 00:02:15,423 Well, then get it out. 63 00:02:15,443 --> 00:02:19,865 I'm trying so hard. 64 00:02:19,925 --> 00:02:20,825 I really am. 65 00:02:20,845 --> 00:02:23,886 I'm just making more of a mess, baby. 66 00:02:25,006 --> 00:02:26,387 Oh, my God. 67 00:02:26,727 --> 00:02:33,629 Oh, my God. 68 00:02:36,435 --> 00:02:38,356 Have a taste of honey. 69 00:02:38,376 --> 00:02:47,617 Oh, sweetie, I know you're getting excited here, but please try to focus. 70 00:02:47,637 --> 00:02:48,598 This is serious. 71 00:02:48,658 --> 00:02:49,398 I'm trying. 72 00:02:49,418 --> 00:02:49,998 Just get it off. 73 00:02:50,018 --> 00:02:51,218 No, I'm trying so hard. 74 00:02:51,258 --> 00:02:52,558 I'm trying to be like the kitty cat. 75 00:02:52,578 --> 00:02:53,719 I'm trying to clean you. 76 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:00,080 Oh, that's working. 77 00:03:03,152 --> 00:03:04,453 It's still hurting you, honey. 78 00:03:04,494 --> 00:03:05,775 Do you still feel the pain? 79 00:03:05,795 --> 00:03:06,776 Do you feel the burning? 80 00:03:06,796 --> 00:03:07,937 Yeah, keep going. 81 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:15,925 Oh, honey, you're going to have to bathe me when this is over. 82 00:03:26,935 --> 00:03:32,957 oh my god look at this look at this this is the biggest mess i've ever seen in my entire life4782

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