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Original subtitles
How do you help?
What is on you?
What is all over you?
I was coming back from the store, and I had the honey between my legs, and I think there was a crack in the bottle.
It got all over me.
All over my crotch.
The honey ash didn't get me?
Yeah.
You're allergic to honey, baby.
I know.
I know.
That's why it hurts.
I know.
Get in the shower.
Can you turn the water on?
Yes.
Okay, baby.
I'm going to wash it off you, okay?
All right.
Why isn't the water working?
What's wrong with it?
Oh, my God.
There's no water.
What are we going to do?
Give me a rag.
Okay, okay, okay.
Give me a rag.
Here.
Whoa, let me do it.
It's just sticking.
It's sticking.
Oh, my God.
This is a fucking nightmare.
What are we going to do?
Holy shit.
It has to come off of you.
Okay, I'm going in.
I'm going in.
like a kitty cat, right?
What?
A cat?
Oh, God.
Just get it off.
It's all over me, babe.
I don't have any other choice, honey.
I don't have any other choice.
I'm sorry, okay?
Just get it off.
Oh, God.
Oh, God, I'm so sorry, baby.
What happened?
How did this happen?
I think the bottle broke when it was in my lap.
Did it go through your pants, honey?
Yeah.
I was wearing basketball shorts.
Baby, I promise I will never ask you about me, honey, ever again.
It's just my allergies.
I like the local honey.
I don't ever want to eat honey again after this.
It's like it's coming out of your penis.
Well, then get it out.
I'm trying so hard.
I really am.
I'm just making more of a mess, baby.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Have a taste of honey.
Oh, sweetie, I know you're getting excited here, but please try to focus.
This is serious.
I'm trying.
Just get it off.
No, I'm trying so hard.
I'm trying to be like the kitty cat.
I'm trying to clean you.
Oh, that's working.
It's still hurting you, honey.
Do you still feel the pain?
Do you feel the burning?
Yeah, keep going.
Oh, honey, you're going to have to bathe me when this is over.
oh my god look at this look at this this is the biggest mess i've ever seen in my entire life