Original subtitles

[vomiting]

[coughing]

[breathing heavily]

[lighter clanks]

[narrator] Only two things can drive you to complete despair.

Not being able to satisfy your desires

and being able to do that.

Temptation makes us puppets of a system

that was not made to lose.

It makes us weak

and hostages to ourselves.

[♪ suspenseful music]

WHATEVER, WHENEVER

WHATEVER YOU WANT, WHENEVER YOU WANT IT 11 3189-1601

[lighter clanks]

[chuckles]

WHATEVER, WHENEVER

Whatever you want, whenever you want it

5 DAYS EARLIER

[background laughter]

[♪ upbeat music playing]

[bartender] Here's your IPA beer.

Are you bored?

No.

Can I help you with anything else?

No, thank you.

[♪ music stops]

[♪ upbeat music]

@valeria_lima #save_the_gorillas

[prostitute] Is this your fetish?

Redheads?

Am I going to keep this wig on?

[laughs]

But let me tell you one thing.

The carpet doesn't match the drapes.

[laughter]

[♪ upbeat music]

[chuckles]

[mutters]

I want to see you dancing like this.

[prostitute mutters]

[hums]

Not like that.

[sighs]

[prostitute] Look, I'm sorry if I was not what you wanted.

But you are paying anyway, okay?

[♪ ominous music]

[indistinct chattering]

- This is my candidate for you. - Let me see.

She's pretty, isn't she?

- Let me see. - No, use your eyes.

- Let me see! - Give it to me! Just look...

- No... - Give it to me!

- [both laughing] - Come on.

- Stop it! - Honey!

[Valéria's fiancé] Leave my brother alone and come down here!

Well, have it then.

[Valéria] Come on.

[♪ jazz music]

[Valéria and fiancé laugh]

[Valéria's fiancé exclaims]

[all cackling]

[Valéria's fiancé] Hey, Josué!

You're the only one left, my brother.

[Valéria's fiancé] How long will you be that restless?

You have to get engaged and get married soon.

Get married? Me?

[laughter]

It's not that I'm against marriage.

I actually think

marriage is important...

- for divorce! - [laughter]

- What a fool! - A toast to the newlyweds!

- Cheers! - Cheers!

A toast to this wonderful wedding!

- Cheers! - Cheers!

[phone ringing]

[chuckles]

[door closes]

@valeria_lima #save_the_gorillas

[♪ upbeat music over earphones]

I'm sorry, Soares. I was distracted.

I can see that.

I need the crypto study before this weekend.

Consider it done.

This is the type of work we evaluate you for.

Did you forget about the promotion?

That is mine.

Trust me.

[Soares] You're the password guy.

[♪ pensive music]

- [car horn honking] - [siren wailing]

[♪ music fades]

[doorbell rings]

[doorbell rings]

[sighs]

[♪ upbeat music]

[panting]

[chuckles]

[panting]

[moans]

[giggles]

[panting]

[panting]

[laughs]

[gasps]

[panting]

[panting continues]

[♪ lively music]

[cheering]

[laughter]

[whistling]

[Valéria's fiancé] Give it to me. Hey!

Everything is great, but won't there be any women

at my bachelor party?

- [crowd exclaims] - Really?

I'm out!

There is a little surprise.

[crowd cheering]

- Let's see. - [guest] Surprise.

[Valéria] Leandrinho, my love.

I'm sure you're drunk or high,

- or both at this point. - [laughs]

I don't know if you'll get what I'm about to say,

but listen to me anyway.

Since this is your bachelor party,

it doesn't matter what you do.

I was the one who hired the stripper for your party, okay?

- Enjoy. No guilty conscience. - [crowd cheering]

From now on, I authorize you and I forgive you.

[chuckles] But look,

just in case,

don't forget who's waiting for you.

[♪ romantic music]

[crowd cheering]

[cheering and whistling]

[vomiting]

[coughing]

[breathing heavily]

[lighter clanks]

[toilet flushes]

[lighter clanks]

[♪ suspenseful music]

WHATEVER, WHENEVER - WHATEVER YOU WANT, WHENEVER YOU WANT IT

[lighter clanks]

[chuckles]

I can't have what I want.

Let alone whenever I want it.

[♪ pensive music]

[line ringing]

Calling 11 3189-1601

[operator 1] Welcome to Whatever, Whenever.

Whatever you want, whenever you want it.

Make your wish come true.

To order your desire, press one.

[phone beeps]

The fee is a one-time payment of 9.99 reais.

Whatever, Whenever's services are subject to a mandatory contribution

from the beneficiary.

Our philosophy is, 'It is in giving that one shall receive.'

To continue, press one.

To hear the terms and conditions again, press two.

- [phone beeps] - [toilet flushes]

To accept this contract,

please state your first and last names

and the words 'I accept' after the beep,

then press the pound key.

Josué Camargo.

I accept.

[♪ ominous music]

[operator] To continue, please state your desire and press the pound key.

I want to have sex

with Valéria Lima,

my sister-in-law.

[vomiting]

[♪ pensive music]

[wind gusting]

[♪ pensive music continues]

[background chatter]

[♪ pensive music]

[moans]

[beeps]

[background chatter]

[beeps]

[distant dog barking]

[distant siren wailing]

[keyboard clacking]

[phone ringing]

Hello.

[operator 2] This is Whatever, Whenever.

Your order will be available in Suite 957 at Due Fiera Hotel.

Now.

Sorry? Who do you want to talk to?

[operator 2] This is Whatever, Whenever. Your order is...

[Josué on recording] I want to have sex with Valéria Lima, my sister-in-law.

[operator 2] I repeat.

Your order from Whatever, Whenever is in Suite 957 at Due Fiera Hotel.

They are waiting for you. Now.

[line busy tone]

[♪ suspenseful music]

Account balance, 28.635,76 reais,

Transfer sent to Whatever, Whenever -9.99 reais

AKTITEK, JOSUÉ CAMARGO

[♪ tense music]

[elevator dings]

[phone ringing]

DUE FIERA

- [Josué] Good evening. - Good evening. May I help you?

- They're waiting for me in Suite 957. - [attendant] What is your name?

- Josué Camargo. - [attendant] Just a moment.

[elevator dings]

Good evening. Mr. Camargo is here.

Yes, of course.

You can go upstairs.

- Can I? - Yes, you can.

Do I have to pay for anything?

[attendant mutters]

No, it's all paid for.

- [Josué] Thank you. - You're welcome.

[♪ suspenseful music]

[♪ suspenseful music intensifies]

[beeps]

[♪ music stops]

I thought you would never come!

[breathes heavily]

Are you coming in or what?

I don't have time for this!

- Who are you? - Whatever!

[stranger] Come in.

[door closes]

[♪ suspenseful music]

[Josué snickers]

What is this?

You ordered a desire, right?

I did, but it wasn't some carnival costume, man.

I don't know what you ordered,

but right next door, in Suite 958, they're waiting for you.

You'll need that to get in there.

[laughs]

Do you think I'm an idiot?

I don't know.

[phone chimes]

[laughter]

[stranger] Look. There is a party next door.

The girls want you to join them.

Are you going or what?

[phone clicks]

- Take off your clothes. - Sorry?

[screeching]

This is a joke, right?

A hidden camera?

- Shut up or I'll cut you. - How much are they paying you?

I wish they would pay me.

It's just my turn.

This is ridiculous.

There is nothing ridiculous here.

I paid 9.99 reais.

This suite alone is worth a hundred times more.

What is the deal?

If only you knew...

[stranger] Well, I think that's all. Turn around.

Hey, are you going to shave my balls?

If you think this is hard for you,

imagine how hard it is for me.

[stranger] Look.

After this, take a shower.

Spread that oil on your body.

Put on glitter and the mask.

The swimsuit too.

Listen, don't forget this suite card. You'll need it to come back here.

[♪ cheeky music]

What awaits me there? Tell me.

Just what you ordered.

[stranger] No more, no less.

[door opens]

[door closes]

- [♪ dance music playing] - [girls laughing]

[doorbell buzzes]

[cheering and laughter]

[partygoer] Come in!

[door opens]

[♪ dance music playing]

[cheering and laughter]

Our gift is here!

[partygoers cheering]

[laughter]

May I?

Motherfuckers!

[Josué breathing heavily]

Dance for me, little horse. Dance.

[smacks]

[laughs]

Dance for me!

Dance, little horse. Dance.

[partygoers cheering]

- Take off your mask. - [Josué] No!

[breathing heavily]

[laughter]

Please, little horse.

Please.

[breathing heavily]

[Valéria] Come on.

[Josué] No. Not here.

[partygoers cheering]

[breathing heavily]

[laughter]

[smacks]

[laughter]

[♪ music stops]

[breathes heavily]

[shoes thudding]

I'll put on some music.

[♪ dance music playing]

[laughs]

At some point, will you take off that mask?

[chuckles]

[switch clicks]

[switch clicks]

Little horse.

I like to have sex with the lights on.

[♪ dance music]

[breathing heavily]

[glass shatters]

[Valéria] Hey!

This song has a lot more to do with what I want.

[♪ dance music]

In a few days,

this little toy

will be exclusive to one man.

[Valéria] No one else.

This is my last offer.

Come on.

[glass clinks]

[Josué whispers] Holy shit!

[Valéria chuckles]

Come on!

[Valéria giggling]

Damn. I'm really drunk.

Help me take this off.

[Valéria laughs]

- [thuds] - [grunts]

[breathes heavily]

What's up, little horse?

Are you okay?

- [groans] - [Valéria chuckles]

Neigh for me.

Do it.

Neigh for me.

[groans]

[imitates horse neighing]

[chuckles]

Come, my thoroughbred. Come here.

[exhales]

[giggles]

[breathing heavily]

Take off your mask. Take it off.

[breathing heavily]

- Take off your mask. Take it off. - [Josué] No.

- [Valéria] Take it off. - [Josué] No.

[laughter]

[shushing]

Valéria?

Val!

- [shushing] - [laughing]

[breathing heavily]

[exhales]

[breathing heavily]

- [Josué] Valéria? - [mutters]

- Valéria? - [mutters]

[Valéria sighs]

[♪ pensive music]

[doorbell buzzes]

[Valéria's friend] Let us know! Is the little horse dead yet?

[distant laughter]

- Do you want us to call an ambulance? - [doorbell buzzing]

Valéria, the ambulance is coming!

Open it!

- Little horse! - Come back!

[breathes heavily]

[clanging]

Good evening, young man.

This is for you.

You must be mistaking me for someone else.

Mistaking you?

Aren't you Josué?

- Yes. - They are never wrong.

They?

[♪ suspenseful music]

- I don't get it. - [elder] You have to do your part.

Why do you think I'm here,

at my age, at almost one in the morning?

I'm doing my part.

You are going to find out the passcode to this cell phone

and deliver it to the address on this paper.

[Josué] Please, ma'am.

[elder] Look.

[Valéria's friend] Is the little horse dead yet?

[laughter over recording]

If you say no or if you don't deliver on time,

they will send this video to your whole family.

[elder] You wouldn't want that to happen, would you?

[plastic rustling]

05 WEDNESDAY, 12:33 A.M.

You have an hour and a half.

Run.

[♪ tense music stings]

[engine revving]

AKTITEK

- [tires screech] - [Josué panting]

[♪ suspenseful music]

[snoring]

[security] Stop right there, man!

[♪ music stops]

What are you doing here at this hour?

[security] Are you nuts?

I just have to get something from my desk.

Well, I received orders that no one is allowed upstairs after 10:00 p.m.

It's already 1:00 a.m. It's a no.

You know I wouldn't be here if it wasn't very important, right, Jorge?

If you don't let me upstairs,

I'll tell everyone that I found you sleeping like a sea lion.

[♪ tense music]

[Josué] My key card!

[glass shatters]

[alarm blaring]

[alarm blaring continues]

- What the fuck was that, man? - Nothing.

A door was broken.

I'm going to call Soares and explain everything, okay?

Soares?

[car lock clicks]

[dog barking]

[engine starts]

[clangs]

[♪ suspenseful music]

[horn honks]

DESIRE IS A TRAP

[♪ tense music]

[sighs]

[phone chimes]

Honey, you still have 41 minutes.

Don't take long. These people are not very patient.

[♪ tense music]

[alarm blaring]

Jorge...

I put it down here in the log

that you came here improperly and broke a glass door.

But they'll think I did it and then they'll fire me.

No, they won't fire you. I assure you. I take full responsibility.

I just need something.

- I need to solve an emergency. - Mmm.

I have 40 minutes

and I have a flat tire.

Can you lend me your car?

- No fucking way! - It's a matter of life and death.

- Let them die then. - Wait.

For the love of God, I beg you!

The keys. Please?

But it will come at a price.

[engine sputtering]

[Josué] Damn it!

A thousand reais to drive this piece of shit!

[car horn honks]

[♪ suspenseful music]

[laptop chimes]

If you don't deliver on time,

they will send this video to your whole family.

[relatives] Cheers!

[relative] A toast to this wonderful wedding!

- [laughter] - [indistinct chatter]

[explosion]

[tires screech]

[♪ music stops]

[chimes]

DETOUR

- [tires screeching] - [car crashes]

[clanging]

[laptop chimes]

[laptop chimes]

[car door opens]

[laptop chimes]

- [siren wailing] - [laptop chimes]

[♪ suspenseful music]

[distant dog barking]

[laptop chimes]

[♪ tense music]

[♪ music stops]

[doorbell buzzes]

[laptop chimes]

[panting]

[♪ tense music stings]

Goodness, what took you so long? It's two in the morning!

My heart is in my mouth!

What if he wakes up and can't find his cell phone?

- [laptop chimes] - [gasps]

[Josué panting]

- It's 13, 08, 14. - What?

The passcode.

It's 13, 08, 14.

May it be very useful to you.

[door opens, closes]

[Leandrinho] Today is the happiest day of my life.

[guests] How beautiful!

The reason

is right here by my side.

[chuckles]

Not everyone gets to marry the most beautiful woman in Brazil.

- [guest 1] Come on! - [guest 2] Come on!

[Leandrinho] I also want to thank my family

who have always supported me.

Especially Josué.

My dear brother.

[Valéria whoops]

[cheering and applause]

A generous,

intelligent,

committed,

really good guy.

And let me tell you, he is looking for a job!

[guests murmuring]

Well, today is also the happiest day of my life

because there is nothing more beautiful than marrying my love.

- [guest 1] Beautiful! - [guest 2] Beautiful!

I also want to make a special toast to my dear friends.

[cheering]

They are so good

and generous that at my bachelorette party,

they got me Brazil's least-hung stripper. [laughs]

[Valéria's friend] Sit down, little horse!

[Valéria] That's why I want to make a toast to my husband.

A man who has everything that a man needs to have.

[guests cheering]

- [Valéria] Cheers! - [Leandrinho] Cheers!

[guests] Cheers!

Cheers!

[cheering]

[drum rolling]

[♪ closing theme music]