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I am the matriarch
of a great American
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family taking on the
ultimate challenge--
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the perfect family meal.
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I understand, Mama Clara.
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Working in a small
takeout franchise
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is traditionally a gateway
to bigger and better things.
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I understand, Mama Clara.
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You create synergies.
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You solve problems.
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I understand, Mama Clara.
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But that is what happens
when I go to the bathroom,
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and leave you in charge
of the french fries.
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Well, give me another chance.
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Give your Uncle
Bob another chance.
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Bob, you're no
uncle, and I'm no mama.
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The cute names are company
policy, that's all.
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Just-- feel good stuff,
so they can pay you less.
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But we're a family.
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Look around!
- Oh!
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Dad!
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Are you OK?
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Dad?
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We're a family.
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This is my real father, Bob.
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There's a difference.
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Time is drifting.
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This rock has got to roll.
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So I hit the road
and made my getaway.
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Restless feeling, we gotta go.
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Sorry.
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I started
searching for a better way.
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No, no, no!
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No!
No!
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No!
Stop!
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Stop!
Stop!
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Stop!
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Stop!
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Help!
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Help!
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Grab onto this rope here.
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Pull it.
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Hi, people.
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Oh, save the fishies.
Save the fishies!
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Save the fishies!
Save the fishes!
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Save the--
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I'm an astronaut.
I'm a ballerina.
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I'm an astronaut.
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I'm a ballerina.
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Shave, shave, shave--
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Sorry.
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New York City
took me with the tide.
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Ha.
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Sorry about that.
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Oh.
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Huh I'm gonna
need a bigger board.
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It's not a big deal, Rascal.
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We're only on the B's, remember?
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We've got all this to go.
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OK, so we did burger assistant.
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Next up we have--
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business consulting.
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Butcher?
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Hey, listen to this.
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Listen.
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Cosmopolitan butler school.
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Become part of a
family in five days.
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Rascal-- we're going butling.
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Do you think you're
gonna be a lassie?
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30?
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Good morning, students.
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Good morning, sir.
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Good morning, sir.
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Two lines, please.
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Take up.
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My name is Butler.
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I'm a born butler, in
all senses of the phrase.
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I come from a long
line of butlers.
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In only five days,
you will each receive
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a certificate of competence
to wait on any family
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on this side of the pond.
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For those of you
that are interested,
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the full English course,
lasting for the 17 years,
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standards are slightly higher.
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So, what does a butler do?
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Hm?
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Answer-- anything.
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He must cook, clean, tend
the garden, groom the horses,
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write letters, iron shirts,
arrange appointments,
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greet guests, run barbes,
buy groceries, pack cases,
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unpack cases, make reservations,
cancel reservations, and still
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find time to be a confidant.
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Understood?
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- Yes, sir.
- Yes, sir.
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Yes, sir.
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Grooming is crucial
to the.
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Substantial facial hair
is quite unacceptable.
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Rabbi, how would you serve soup?
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Well, I--
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Either it goes, or you go.
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Oh.
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Butlers must be
immaculately dressed.
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So what's your excuse, you
miserable heap of mess?
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This is me tidy.
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Not in my book.
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Do you possess any
offensively tasteless tattoos
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perpetrated in a drunken haze?
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No.
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Any piercings of body parts?
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I do have a series of
small holes in my tongue
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from when I was six.
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My cousin, he gave me a
black sea urchin thing,
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and told me it was
a chocolate muffin.
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I think they've grown over.
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Show me your nipples.
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My nipples?
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Yes.
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Your nipples.
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Hm.
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Can't blame a man for asking.
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Frankly, you look
the weird sort.
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I'm weird?
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Come on.
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Come on.
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Tess.
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Tess.
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This elevator has already left.
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Sop that!
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You're causing a delay.
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I have an important meeting.
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If it was so
important, you would
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have left earlier, like I did.
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Mother, you're
embarrassing us.
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Stop.
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Stop!
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Witch!
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What a rude person.
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Suck up.
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Any news Judith?
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Not yet.
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OK.
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Kate.
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- All right, go.
- Mr. Dickens called.
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Urgent.
- Skip.
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Next.
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Makes the investment
conference call urgent.
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Safe.
Next.
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Jacques called about
dinner on Monday.
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Confirm.
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8:00.
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It's them.
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OK.
Put 'em through.
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Good luck.
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A word or two about money.
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Money makes the world
go round, doesn't it?
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Yes, Mr. Butler.
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Balderdash.
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Trust, not money-- that's
what makes the world go round.
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If I haven't been able
to produce at least
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one trustworthy butler
out of this course,
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then I've wasted my time.
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Ah-- sorry.
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Sorry!
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As I've made clear, you
will be in complete control
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of the household.
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However, you will be treated by
other members of the household
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as if you were slightly less
significant than a piece
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of used toilet paper.
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To simulate this, I've devised a
rather amusing little exercise.
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You're enjoying
this, aren't you?
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I'm getting no pleasure
from it whatsoever!
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Yeah, right.
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Bullseye!
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Now look-- open wide for one
teeny, weeny little baked bean,
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or I'll tell your mom.
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But I'll tell her you hit me.
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What?
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I'll tell her you hit
me and pulled my hair.
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OK.
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Leave the food.
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Can I watch TV tonight?
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I will not be blackmailed
by you children.
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Mrs. Withington,
what happened?
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Sorry, Miss Jamieson, but
they are the devil's seed.
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Oh, no, they're
just playing with you.
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They're delightful children.
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Really.
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Underneath all the
horrible stuff.
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Please.
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I promised Jacques I would
not let him down again.
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Hello?
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- Bob the babysitter?
- No, ma'am.
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This is Bob the Butler.
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Now, look, I definitely
have this number
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down for Bob the babysitter.
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Well, that was at
least seven jobs back.
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But you were a
babysitter once?
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Well, yes.
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Just once.
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Oh, please, this
is an emergency.
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One minute, please.
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Rascal-- damsel in distress.
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May I have your leave?
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Thank you, Master Rascal.
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I'd be happy to.
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Oh.
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My.
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Are you Bob?
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At your service.
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You have a piece of
tomato in your hair.
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Oh-- Ugh.
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Gone.
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OK, well, um--
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I want you to meet my children.
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This is my daughter, Tess.
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Miss Tess.
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Hello.
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lovely name.
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My son, Bates.
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Mm.
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Master-- Bates.
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OK.
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I have to go, so do me a
favor, and do not hurt him.
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Bob, please don't sit
on any of the nice
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chairs unless you have to.
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OK.
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Goodnight, children.
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Goodnight, Mother.
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Enjoy your romantic evening out.
- Have fun.
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Don't forget the
back ones, master.
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Why do you call me master?
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I'm studying to be a butler.
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I don't like it.
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Master Bates just feels wrong.
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Indeed.
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How about I call you Bates?
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- I like that.
- Yeah.
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Just Bates.
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Nice chair.
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Bates?
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Are you awake?
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When will Mom be back?
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You think Bob's a real find?
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He let me sleep in
my fireman costume.
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He's crazy.
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I like him more
than Mrs. Withington.
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Would you like
to have him back?
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Can we?
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Leave it to me.
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Thanks for a lovely evening.
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Ah, the pleasure was all mine.
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I'd invite you up, but--
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I know.
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The children will
be up, as usual.
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Oh my god!
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What-- what's wrong?
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The childrens'
lights are all out!
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What's wrong?
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Nothing.
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They've been good as gold.
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Oh, cut the BS.
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What, are they bound
and gagged somewhere?
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You really should be
congratulated, ma'am,
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on raising such
wondrous progeny.
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Can I go now?
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Normally they're, uh--
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a pain in the derriere.
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I think here you say brats.
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Oh.
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I never say brats.
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Well, I don't know
what you did, but--
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I'm impressed.
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Well, Jacques, will
you pay Bob for me?
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Of course.
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I'm, uh-- tipping you
very generously here.
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I want you to know why.
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Tonight, with the kids in
bed, all night I get to do
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00:14:54,284 --> 00:14:58,071
what Frenchmen love to do most.
278
00:14:58,201 --> 00:15:01,422
You're going to look in
the mirror for eight hours?
279
00:15:01,552 --> 00:15:02,336
Thanks, Jack.
280
00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:07,254
This morning, those
of us that remain
281
00:15:07,384 --> 00:15:10,126
will address the basic skills
required for a typical day,
282
00:15:10,257 --> 00:15:13,564
starting with
undressing the master.
283
00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:14,914
Now, I shall need a volunteer.
284
00:15:15,044 --> 00:15:16,002
Mr. Tree, please.
285
00:15:19,701 --> 00:15:20,484
Jacket?
286
00:15:23,574 --> 00:15:25,489
Good.
287
00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:26,403
Tie?
288
00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:30,364
Waistcoat?
289
00:15:30,494 --> 00:15:31,408
Or vest, to you.
290
00:15:37,893 --> 00:15:40,113
Shirt?
291
00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:41,331
Aw, come on.
292
00:15:41,462 --> 00:15:42,898
Haven't you got
some kind of dummy?
293
00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:44,856
Dear boy, if you
intend to be a butler,
294
00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:48,034
you'd better get used
to naked old flesh.
295
00:15:48,164 --> 00:15:49,818
Are you sure this
isn't a British thing?
296
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,255
I mean, most Americans know
how to dress themselves.
297
00:15:52,386 --> 00:15:54,214
On the contrary.
298
00:15:54,344 --> 00:15:57,739
We are here to educate
them to do it better.
299
00:15:57,869 --> 00:16:00,394
And to dress for
the right occasion.
300
00:16:00,524 --> 00:16:01,351
Whoa!
301
00:16:01,482 --> 00:16:04,702
Yo, I'm outta here.
302
00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:11,709
Well, Bob, you seem
to be the last one left.
303
00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:13,842
Mr. Butler, I don't really
know if this is necessary.
304
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:17,541
I mean, I'll give you $100
if you leave the rest on.
305
00:16:17,672 --> 00:16:18,455
150.
306
00:16:18,586 --> 00:16:20,327
1,000.
307
00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:23,330
Please stop there.
308
00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:25,810
Dress me.
309
00:16:25,941 --> 00:16:27,290
Bob?
No.
310
00:16:27,421 --> 00:16:28,422
No.
- It's OK.
311
00:16:28,552 --> 00:16:29,901
It's OK, Nico.
312
00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:31,077
I don't want to work here.
313
00:16:31,207 --> 00:16:33,079
I can't stand the
sight of blood.
314
00:16:33,209 --> 00:16:34,819
And all that screaming.
315
00:16:34,950 --> 00:16:36,778
You took the
guy's earlobe off.
316
00:16:36,908 --> 00:16:38,867
Well, not on purpose.
317
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,042
You used to work here?
318
00:16:40,173 --> 00:16:41,783
Of course I used to work here.
319
00:16:41,913 --> 00:16:44,829
Barber comes before butler
in the yellow pages.
320
00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:46,135
So, how do you like it?
321
00:16:46,266 --> 00:16:48,485
Neat and tidy.
322
00:16:48,616 --> 00:16:50,357
As the man says.
323
00:16:50,487 --> 00:16:52,185
No beard.
324
00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:53,447
No beard?
325
00:16:53,577 --> 00:16:55,362
Butlers don't have beards.
326
00:16:55,492 --> 00:16:56,885
Butlers wear beards.
327
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,539
- No beard.
- A bit of beard.
328
00:16:58,669 --> 00:16:59,453
No beard at all.
329
00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:00,671
Itty bit of beard?
330
00:17:00,802 --> 00:17:02,586
No beard whatever.
331
00:17:02,717 --> 00:17:03,979
Itsy bit of beard?
332
00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:05,589
Nope.
333
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:06,982
Not even a little, bitty,
bitty, weeny bit of beard.
334
00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:08,549
Itty bit of butler beard?
Beardless.
335
00:17:08,679 --> 00:17:09,593
Itty bit of butler beard.
336
00:17:09,724 --> 00:17:10,768
No beard.
337
00:17:10,899 --> 00:17:11,769
Itty bit of butler beard.
338
00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:12,988
Itty bit of butler beard.
339
00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:14,337
Itty bit of butler beard.
340
00:17:14,468 --> 00:17:15,730
Settled.
341
00:17:15,860 --> 00:17:18,385
So-- pretty much as it is.
342
00:17:22,737 --> 00:17:26,784
What do you expect to do,
Bob, if this doesn't work out?
343
00:17:26,915 --> 00:17:28,569
I'll probably
move on to the C's.
344
00:17:28,699 --> 00:17:35,358
You know, camping guy,
carpet cleaner, car washer--
345
00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:36,881
computer hacker.
346
00:17:37,012 --> 00:17:38,405
Extraordinary.
347
00:17:38,535 --> 00:17:41,930
You seem to have such
faith in yourself,
348
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:45,977
where none is justified.
349
00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:47,240
Thanks, Mr. Butler.
350
00:17:50,373 --> 00:17:51,200
Well, well, well.
351
00:17:58,338 --> 00:17:59,774
A gentleman's gentleman.
352
00:17:59,904 --> 00:18:00,688
By George.
353
00:18:04,344 --> 00:18:09,131
Loving breaths of deep--
354
00:18:09,262 --> 00:18:10,176
acceptance.
355
00:18:10,306 --> 00:18:11,046
Ah.
356
00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:19,402
All right, can we
speed it up, please?
357
00:18:19,533 --> 00:18:21,665
Here's my needs analysis.
358
00:18:21,796 --> 00:18:22,710
I think it'll save time.
359
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,538
What are you saving time for?
360
00:18:24,668 --> 00:18:26,148
Your family?
361
00:18:26,279 --> 00:18:28,150
But you don't even have
time to enjoy your kids.
362
00:18:28,281 --> 00:18:29,020
Or Jacques.
363
00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:32,372
Jack's not family.
364
00:18:32,502 --> 00:18:34,635
There's too much work.
365
00:18:34,765 --> 00:18:35,592
I need more time.
366
00:18:35,723 --> 00:18:38,334
Remember your mantra.
367
00:18:38,465 --> 00:18:40,858
I cannot organize the world.
368
00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:43,383
Blah, blah, blah.
369
00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:45,167
Maybe you could
work just as hard,
370
00:18:45,298 --> 00:18:48,344
and find someone who brings
the best out of me and Bates?
371
00:18:48,475 --> 00:18:52,174
Tess, that is a very
sensible suggestion.
372
00:18:52,305 --> 00:18:53,828
Do you have anyone in mind?
373
00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:55,569
Not really.
374
00:18:55,699 --> 00:19:01,618
Well-- I quite liked the
babysitter we had last night.
375
00:19:01,749 --> 00:19:04,404
But Tess said he was freaky.
376
00:19:04,534 --> 00:19:05,622
He's too strict.
377
00:19:05,753 --> 00:19:07,581
He's way too strict.
378
00:19:07,711 --> 00:19:09,148
Definitely not him.
379
00:19:09,278 --> 00:19:11,715
Eh--
380
00:19:11,846 --> 00:19:13,630
Well, it's not
your call, children.
381
00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:25,207
- What are we doing?
- Come on.
382
00:19:25,338 --> 00:19:26,121
Come on.
383
00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:28,036
Come on.
384
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:28,993
Up you go.
385
00:19:33,084 --> 00:19:35,217
Standing still,
Mr. Tree, is highly
386
00:19:35,348 --> 00:19:38,264
prized in butler circles.
387
00:19:38,394 --> 00:19:39,134
Freak.
388
00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:40,048
Just get up.
389
00:19:42,703 --> 00:19:44,008
Tiny people down below.
390
00:19:54,802 --> 00:19:56,107
Good.
391
00:19:56,238 --> 00:19:58,762
I want you to clear
your mind, and relax.
392
00:19:58,893 --> 00:20:00,764
Relax?
393
00:20:00,895 --> 00:20:02,157
Are you kidding me?
394
00:20:02,288 --> 00:20:05,943
I'm standing inches from
certain death, here.
395
00:20:06,074 --> 00:20:07,554
I'll tell you what--
think of the most
396
00:20:07,684 --> 00:20:11,732
beautiful thing you've
seen of the last 48 hours.
397
00:20:11,862 --> 00:20:13,473
Now, come on.
398
00:20:13,603 --> 00:20:14,865
You can do it.
399
00:20:14,996 --> 00:20:18,391
I'm beginning to have
faith in you, Bob.
400
00:20:18,521 --> 00:20:19,392
OK.
401
00:20:19,522 --> 00:20:20,306
I've got it.
402
00:20:20,436 --> 00:20:22,003
What is it?
403
00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:24,005
It's a woman.
404
00:20:24,135 --> 00:20:24,962
Can you picture her?
405
00:20:27,965 --> 00:20:29,576
Yes.
406
00:20:29,706 --> 00:20:30,751
Excellent.
407
00:20:30,881 --> 00:20:32,666
Hold that thought.
408
00:20:53,208 --> 00:20:54,078
Hey, kiddo.
409
00:20:54,209 --> 00:20:56,951
How was your day?
- OK.
410
00:20:57,081 --> 00:20:58,735
Just OK?
411
00:20:58,866 --> 00:20:59,780
Well, mine was pretty good.
412
00:20:59,910 --> 00:21:01,303
Do you want to hear about it?
413
00:21:01,434 --> 00:21:03,740
Does it have anything
with campaign management?
414
00:21:03,871 --> 00:21:04,654
Yes.
415
00:21:04,785 --> 00:21:05,568
No.
416
00:21:15,709 --> 00:21:17,885
It's polite to knock.
417
00:21:18,015 --> 00:21:19,713
It's bedtime, sweetheart.
418
00:21:19,843 --> 00:21:21,018
I haven't finished.
419
00:21:21,149 --> 00:21:23,194
Now, please.
420
00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:24,108
No.
421
00:21:32,073 --> 00:21:35,119
Ah, that's just what I need.
422
00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:37,296
Thank you.
423
00:21:37,426 --> 00:21:39,254
Do you want to
hear about my day?
424
00:21:39,385 --> 00:21:41,038
Now?
425
00:21:41,169 --> 00:21:43,867
Your mind is full
of work and kids,
426
00:21:43,998 --> 00:21:47,349
work and kids, work and kids.
427
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:48,916
That leaves little for me.
428
00:21:49,046 --> 00:21:51,658
I am trying to sell
my business, Jacques.
429
00:21:51,788 --> 00:21:53,486
For months, mon cheri.
430
00:21:53,616 --> 00:21:55,749
But when?
431
00:21:55,879 --> 00:21:58,012
- I'm thinking of hiring Bob.
- The babysitter?
432
00:21:58,142 --> 00:21:58,926
The butler.
433
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:04,497
Are you sure you
want to live with you?
434
00:22:04,627 --> 00:22:05,976
I'm joking.
435
00:22:06,107 --> 00:22:07,804
No, he'll live in the attic.
436
00:22:07,935 --> 00:22:10,677
We'll have a babysitter
whenever we want.
437
00:22:10,807 --> 00:22:13,070
Perfect.
438
00:22:14,637 --> 00:22:16,509
Can you hurry up in there?
439
00:22:16,639 --> 00:22:18,162
You've been in there for hours?
440
00:22:18,293 --> 00:22:19,076
Almost finished.
441
00:22:27,650 --> 00:22:29,348
He'll tidy all this up?
442
00:22:29,478 --> 00:22:30,349
Yeah.
443
00:22:30,479 --> 00:22:31,741
Bates, stop that.
444
00:22:31,872 --> 00:22:33,395
It's a toilet bidet.
445
00:22:33,526 --> 00:22:35,136
What's a toilet bidet?
446
00:22:35,266 --> 00:22:36,442
It's like a
fountain for your a--
447
00:22:36,572 --> 00:22:38,618
Ask me later.
448
00:22:38,748 --> 00:22:40,881
Jack says he's here.
449
00:22:41,011 --> 00:22:42,230
The butler!
450
00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:43,753
Now, then, Robert--
451
00:22:43,884 --> 00:22:45,538
Actually, my name's Bob.
452
00:22:45,668 --> 00:22:47,888
Oh, well, Bob is
short for Robert.
453
00:22:48,018 --> 00:22:50,499
Isn't Rob short for Robert?
454
00:22:50,630 --> 00:22:51,848
Yes.
455
00:22:51,979 --> 00:22:53,023
So, then Bob would
be short for Bobert.
456
00:22:53,154 --> 00:22:54,416
Your name is Bobert?
457
00:22:54,547 --> 00:22:55,286
No.
458
00:22:55,417 --> 00:22:56,287
Just Bob.
459
00:22:56,418 --> 00:22:58,072
OK, then.
460
00:22:58,202 --> 00:22:59,943
As long as we're satisfied with
first names, can we continue?
461
00:23:00,074 --> 00:23:01,031
Of course.
462
00:23:01,162 --> 00:23:02,555
Though I don't know your name.
463
00:23:02,685 --> 00:23:04,426
Is it all right if I call
you Mistress Jamieson?
464
00:23:04,557 --> 00:23:07,516
Oh-- No.
465
00:23:07,647 --> 00:23:09,910
That sounds rather
sordid, doesn't it?
466
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:13,348
Perhaps you could
just call me Anne?
467
00:23:13,479 --> 00:23:14,784
Anne?
468
00:23:14,915 --> 00:23:16,525
Just Anne.
469
00:23:16,656 --> 00:23:18,309
Anne.
470
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:19,485
Yes.
471
00:23:19,615 --> 00:23:20,355
Anne.
472
00:23:20,486 --> 00:23:21,269
Bien.
473
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:22,662
Anne.
474
00:23:22,792 --> 00:23:27,014
Mr. Tree, how many
children do you have?
475
00:23:27,144 --> 00:23:28,885
Well, I don't
have any children.
476
00:23:29,016 --> 00:23:31,671
But you said in the flier
that you would take care
477
00:23:31,801 --> 00:23:33,107
of the children like your own.
478
00:23:33,237 --> 00:23:36,066
Yeah, if I had some.
479
00:23:36,197 --> 00:23:38,242
But you did just
recently attend the,
480
00:23:38,373 --> 00:23:40,680
uh, Cosmopolitan Butler School?
481
00:23:40,810 --> 00:23:41,942
It's all tidy.
482
00:23:54,824 --> 00:23:56,347
Ah, how much do I owe you?
483
00:24:08,577 --> 00:24:10,144
What did he say?
484
00:24:10,274 --> 00:24:12,146
Uh, he said he'll drop
the bill off next week.
485
00:24:15,671 --> 00:24:19,240
Um-- Jacques got me
a wonderful present.
486
00:24:19,370 --> 00:24:21,851
A state of the art toilet.
487
00:24:21,982 --> 00:24:24,463
A toilet?
488
00:24:24,593 --> 00:24:26,290
What a nice gift.
489
00:24:31,774 --> 00:24:33,080
My goodness, Bob.
490
00:24:33,210 --> 00:24:35,691
I had no idea that you
were fluent in Japanese.
491
00:24:35,822 --> 00:24:37,519
I worked in the Asian market.
492
00:24:37,650 --> 00:24:38,738
Well, that's impressive.
493
00:24:38,868 --> 00:24:40,435
You sold stock?
494
00:24:40,566 --> 00:24:47,094
Stocks, vegetables, some
strangely shaped fruits.
495
00:24:47,224 --> 00:24:50,271
Horseshoe shaped fruits.
496
00:24:50,401 --> 00:24:54,144
Bob, I would like to
go over a few specifics.
497
00:24:54,275 --> 00:24:55,537
I color categorize my sponges.
498
00:24:55,668 --> 00:24:56,886
Hm?
499
00:24:57,017 --> 00:24:58,627
Blue for bathroom,
yellow for kitchen,
500
00:24:58,758 --> 00:25:01,369
purple for general, green for
the outdoors-- car included.
501
00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:02,457
Please don't confuse them.
502
00:25:02,588 --> 00:25:03,719
Fine.
503
00:25:03,850 --> 00:25:05,112
- No strange women in the house.
- Fine.
504
00:25:05,242 --> 00:25:06,330
- No drugs.
- Fine.
505
00:25:06,461 --> 00:25:07,593
No pets.
506
00:25:07,723 --> 00:25:09,246
You allergic?
507
00:25:09,377 --> 00:25:11,248
They're unhygenic.
508
00:25:11,379 --> 00:25:12,162
Fine.
509
00:25:19,256 --> 00:25:20,736
So, what do you think?
510
00:25:20,867 --> 00:25:22,738
Well, he is very strange.
511
00:25:22,869 --> 00:25:24,740
I don't understand
this, uh, Rob--
512
00:25:24,871 --> 00:25:26,742
Bob-- Bobert business.
513
00:25:26,873 --> 00:25:27,830
Well, I suppose
we could always
514
00:25:27,961 --> 00:25:29,266
interview other candidates.
515
00:25:29,397 --> 00:25:31,530
There are other candidate?
516
00:25:31,660 --> 00:25:33,532
No.
517
00:25:37,884 --> 00:25:39,668
I hired an assistant once.
518
00:25:39,799 --> 00:25:41,278
She seemed perfect,
she worked hard, she
519
00:25:41,409 --> 00:25:43,237
did everything I told her to.
520
00:25:43,367 --> 00:25:45,892
One lunchtime, I
saw her in the gym.
521
00:25:46,022 --> 00:25:49,199
She had a shower, and then
she changed right back
522
00:25:49,330 --> 00:25:53,073
into her workout bra.
523
00:25:53,203 --> 00:25:54,422
I'm lost.
524
00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:56,511
I fired her on
the spot, of course.
525
00:25:56,642 --> 00:25:59,862
You fired her because
of her sweaty bra?
526
00:25:59,993 --> 00:26:03,344
Do you think Bobert wears a bra?
527
00:26:03,474 --> 00:26:04,954
Oh, who knows?
528
00:26:05,085 --> 00:26:06,956
But if it doesn't work
out, I'll change him.
529
00:26:07,087 --> 00:26:07,870
OK.
530
00:26:23,277 --> 00:26:24,060
Bates!
531
00:26:27,150 --> 00:26:28,021
Sorry, Mom.
532
00:26:31,198 --> 00:26:34,854
I think you'll find that
it has everything you need.
533
00:26:34,984 --> 00:26:37,378
I'm sure it's not up to
your professional standards.
534
00:26:44,907 --> 00:26:48,781
Well, it's-- white.
535
00:26:48,911 --> 00:26:49,695
Yeah.
536
00:26:49,825 --> 00:26:52,045
Uh-- oh--
537
00:26:52,175 --> 00:26:53,350
I'm sorry it is such a mess.
538
00:26:58,268 --> 00:27:00,183
I can, indeed,
organize the world.
539
00:27:15,764 --> 00:27:16,635
Here, Rascal.
540
00:27:21,291 --> 00:27:22,075
Home.
541
00:27:26,732 --> 00:27:27,820
We are robot.
542
00:27:27,950 --> 00:27:30,910
We are monster robot.
543
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:32,215
I am robot man.
544
00:27:32,346 --> 00:27:33,521
Get out of my way.
545
00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:34,914
I am computer man.
546
00:27:35,044 --> 00:27:37,220
Aren't you a little
old to play with toys?
547
00:27:37,351 --> 00:27:40,876
Well, I don't usually
play with them, but--
548
00:27:41,007 --> 00:27:44,401
I got these when I was
about your age, and--
549
00:27:44,532 --> 00:27:47,143
I figured I'd give them
to my own son one day.
550
00:27:47,274 --> 00:27:49,015
Do you think he'd want them?
551
00:28:03,594 --> 00:28:05,466
The children
are in bed, ma'am.
552
00:28:05,596 --> 00:28:06,380
Thank you, Bob.
553
00:28:06,510 --> 00:28:08,034
Music to my ears.
554
00:28:08,164 --> 00:28:09,862
Is there anything
else I can do for you?
555
00:28:09,992 --> 00:28:10,906
No, thank you.
556
00:28:11,037 --> 00:28:12,691
I'll see you in the morning.
557
00:28:12,821 --> 00:28:15,128
I hope you don't
mind, but, um--
558
00:28:15,258 --> 00:28:17,739
I couldn't find any
towels for your bathroom.
559
00:28:17,870 --> 00:28:18,653
No.
560
00:28:18,784 --> 00:28:20,611
I don't use them.
561
00:28:20,742 --> 00:28:21,917
OK, then.
562
00:28:22,048 --> 00:28:23,527
They breed germs.
563
00:28:23,658 --> 00:28:24,746
I have a body dryer.
564
00:28:24,877 --> 00:28:25,878
A body dryer?
565
00:28:26,008 --> 00:28:26,922
Yes.
566
00:28:27,053 --> 00:28:29,142
Like a hair dryer?
567
00:28:29,272 --> 00:28:30,447
Bigger.
568
00:28:30,578 --> 00:28:32,885
Much more hygienic.
569
00:28:33,015 --> 00:28:34,538
Did I mention the sponge system?
570
00:28:34,669 --> 00:28:35,409
Blue for the bathroom--
571
00:28:35,539 --> 00:28:37,846
Purple, yellow, green.
572
00:28:37,977 --> 00:28:38,847
Oh.
573
00:28:38,978 --> 00:28:39,761
Well, goodnight, then.
574
00:28:43,373 --> 00:28:44,200
Goodnight.
575
00:29:07,789 --> 00:29:09,138
What's that smell?
576
00:29:09,269 --> 00:29:10,400
Cooking.
577
00:29:10,531 --> 00:29:11,793
Real food?
578
00:29:11,924 --> 00:29:12,838
Yeah.
579
00:29:12,968 --> 00:29:13,882
I guess Bob made us breakfast.
580
00:29:14,013 --> 00:29:15,579
Where did you get that blouse?
581
00:29:15,710 --> 00:29:17,190
It's an old one.
582
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:18,191
Yeah, like, really old.
583
00:29:18,321 --> 00:29:19,409
Like, five years too old.
584
00:29:19,540 --> 00:29:21,020
It's way too small for you.
585
00:29:21,150 --> 00:29:22,761
- It is not.
- Is.
586
00:29:22,891 --> 00:29:23,631
Is not.
587
00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:24,719
Let's have Bob decide.
588
00:29:24,850 --> 00:29:25,589
Bob?
589
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:26,503
Is not.
590
00:29:26,634 --> 00:29:27,766
Is.
591
00:29:27,896 --> 00:29:29,463
Yes, ma'am?
592
00:29:29,593 --> 00:29:34,076
Tess' blouse-- indecently
small, or acceptable fashion?
593
00:29:34,207 --> 00:29:35,469
Sorry, Miss Tess.
594
00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:45,305
That's a lot of pancakes.
595
00:29:45,435 --> 00:29:48,003
It's more cost effective
to prepare in bulk.
596
00:29:48,134 --> 00:29:50,484
They teach you that bulk
stuff at butler school?
597
00:29:50,614 --> 00:29:51,354
Actually, at the finest--
598
00:29:54,705 --> 00:29:57,317
the finest cooking
school in the world.
599
00:29:57,447 --> 00:29:59,232
The Cordon Bleu.
600
00:29:59,362 --> 00:30:00,363
The US Army.
601
00:30:00,494 --> 00:30:01,712
The army?
602
00:30:01,843 --> 00:30:03,410
Cool.
603
00:30:03,540 --> 00:30:05,020
Would you like some
pancakes, Miss Tess?
604
00:30:05,151 --> 00:30:05,978
Sure.
605
00:30:06,108 --> 00:30:07,196
Make me put on 50 pounds.
606
00:30:07,327 --> 00:30:08,545
That'll make me popular.
607
00:30:08,676 --> 00:30:10,939
Getting grounded
for being rude
608
00:30:11,070 --> 00:30:12,245
will definitely
make you popular.
609
00:30:17,163 --> 00:30:18,904
Miss Tess?
610
00:30:19,034 --> 00:30:21,428
I want to prepare a
special dinner tonight.
611
00:30:21,558 --> 00:30:22,951
Sort of an introduction.
612
00:30:23,082 --> 00:30:24,648
What does your mother like?
613
00:30:24,779 --> 00:30:26,346
She likes anything
she can eat quickly,
614
00:30:26,476 --> 00:30:29,305
so she can get back to work.
615
00:30:29,436 --> 00:30:31,307
You know what would be good?
616
00:30:31,438 --> 00:30:32,569
A luau.
617
00:30:32,700 --> 00:30:34,310
She loves the whole
Hawaiian thing.
618
00:30:34,441 --> 00:30:36,269
A luau, huh?
619
00:30:36,399 --> 00:30:37,444
Pork?
620
00:30:37,574 --> 00:30:38,401
OK.
621
00:30:38,532 --> 00:30:39,272
I'll look into that.
622
00:30:42,057 --> 00:30:44,668
I knew a guy once--
623
00:30:44,799 --> 00:30:47,541
He was kind of a nervous fellow.
624
00:30:47,671 --> 00:30:50,109
Used to bite his nails.
625
00:30:50,239 --> 00:30:52,894
One day he was so upset,
he ate his whole hand.
626
00:30:53,025 --> 00:30:54,461
He did not.
627
00:30:54,591 --> 00:30:55,984
By the time we pulled
him off, he'd chewed
628
00:30:56,115 --> 00:30:57,464
all the way up to the elbows.
629
00:30:57,594 --> 00:30:58,769
That is stupid.
630
00:30:58,900 --> 00:31:01,120
That fella has to
wear a muzzle now.
631
00:31:01,250 --> 00:31:02,861
A muzzle!
632
00:31:02,991 --> 00:31:08,214
All because he couldn't
talk about his problems.
633
00:31:08,344 --> 00:31:10,216
I don't know about
that outfit, Miss Tess.
634
00:31:17,745 --> 00:31:18,746
Are you getting out?
635
00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:19,703
Mm-mm.
636
00:31:19,834 --> 00:31:21,923
I've got basketball today.
637
00:31:22,054 --> 00:31:23,446
That's great.
638
00:31:23,577 --> 00:31:25,579
I love basketball.
639
00:31:25,709 --> 00:31:26,972
You're not under four foot.
640
00:31:30,497 --> 00:31:31,280
Hey.
641
00:31:31,411 --> 00:31:32,194
Hi.
642
00:31:34,805 --> 00:31:36,285
Guess what?
643
00:31:36,416 --> 00:31:38,635
You joined the
Britney Spears fan club?
644
00:31:38,766 --> 00:31:41,290
My mom hired a butler.
645
00:31:41,421 --> 00:31:43,423
He looks like he's
from Transylvania.
646
00:31:43,553 --> 00:31:46,513
He's not the only one.
647
00:31:46,643 --> 00:31:48,907
They remind me of
the Addams family.
648
00:31:49,995 --> 00:31:52,432
Sad, sad, sad.
649
00:31:52,562 --> 00:31:53,302
Freaks.
650
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:40,871
Nice melons.
651
00:32:41,002 --> 00:32:42,090
Thank you.
652
00:32:42,221 --> 00:32:42,961
Thanks.
653
00:32:45,702 --> 00:32:48,314
- You.
- Please pick me.
654
00:32:48,444 --> 00:32:49,228
You.
655
00:32:49,358 --> 00:32:50,664
You.
656
00:32:50,794 --> 00:32:51,839
You.
657
00:32:51,970 --> 00:32:52,753
Please pick me.
658
00:32:52,883 --> 00:32:53,623
You.
659
00:32:56,104 --> 00:32:56,887
You.
660
00:33:00,108 --> 00:33:00,891
You.
661
00:33:28,484 --> 00:33:29,268
Ah!
662
00:33:37,450 --> 00:33:38,233
Woo!
663
00:33:45,849 --> 00:33:48,287
Oh!
664
00:33:48,417 --> 00:33:49,157
Ah!
665
00:33:52,334 --> 00:33:54,771
Ah!
666
00:33:54,902 --> 00:33:55,685
Whoa!
667
00:34:07,349 --> 00:34:08,089
Ah--
668
00:34:15,836 --> 00:34:16,576
Yeah.
669
00:34:20,710 --> 00:34:25,150
Ah-- Uh--
670
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:26,064
Hm.
671
00:34:32,635 --> 00:34:35,725
Oh, yeah.
672
00:34:35,856 --> 00:34:36,639
Hi.
673
00:34:36,770 --> 00:34:37,901
How you doing?
674
00:34:38,032 --> 00:34:38,772
Good.
675
00:34:41,122 --> 00:34:42,080
Where's your sister?
676
00:34:42,210 --> 00:34:44,038
I don't know.
677
00:34:44,169 --> 00:34:47,389
Her cool friends
are very sensitive.
678
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:49,348
She have a lot of friends?
679
00:34:49,478 --> 00:34:51,306
Compared to me,
or to normal people?
680
00:34:54,788 --> 00:34:56,746
Tess said she'd rather die
than be collected by a man who
681
00:34:56,877 --> 00:34:59,836
looks like a penguin.
682
00:34:59,967 --> 00:35:02,056
I only take random insults
from immediate friends
683
00:35:02,187 --> 00:35:03,101
and family.
684
00:35:03,231 --> 00:35:04,406
I'm Tess' best friend.
685
00:35:04,537 --> 00:35:06,104
Good enough.
686
00:35:06,234 --> 00:35:07,714
Where is she?
687
00:35:07,844 --> 00:35:10,282
Waiting for you to leave,
or for cover of nightfall.
688
00:35:10,412 --> 00:35:13,111
Thank you.
689
00:35:13,241 --> 00:35:15,722
Miss Tess?
690
00:35:15,852 --> 00:35:17,550
Tess Jamieson?
691
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:20,988
Your butler is
here, and waiting.
692
00:35:21,119 --> 00:35:25,210
Hurry up, or I'll throw out
your favorite Barney video,
693
00:35:25,340 --> 00:35:27,821
and your stash of letters
to one J. Timberlake.
694
00:35:34,523 --> 00:35:36,177
So, how did basketball go?
695
00:35:36,308 --> 00:35:37,787
I stunk.
696
00:35:37,918 --> 00:35:39,615
What did you expect?
697
00:35:39,746 --> 00:35:40,616
I don't know.
698
00:35:40,747 --> 00:35:42,009
What did you expect?
699
00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:44,011
Well, I thought I'd be lousy.
700
00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:46,579
Well, then, it all worked
out the way you thought.
701
00:35:46,709 --> 00:35:49,190
Miss Tess, how was your day?
702
00:35:49,321 --> 00:35:50,626
Do you gamble?
703
00:35:50,757 --> 00:35:51,845
What do you got in mind?
704
00:35:51,975 --> 00:35:54,152
I bet you'll be
fired within a week.
705
00:35:54,282 --> 00:35:55,153
What odds are you offering?
706
00:35:58,025 --> 00:36:00,288
Doesn't anyone want to sit up
front with the luau dinner?
707
00:36:04,945 --> 00:36:17,958
Dinner is served.
708
00:36:24,225 --> 00:36:25,966
This is so perfect.
709
00:36:26,096 --> 00:36:27,402
You think she'll like it?
710
00:36:27,533 --> 00:36:29,839
She'll be breathless.
711
00:36:29,970 --> 00:36:32,146
It's a napkin, moron.
712
00:36:32,277 --> 00:36:33,278
Why the hurry?
713
00:36:33,408 --> 00:36:34,975
He made us all dinner.
714
00:36:35,105 --> 00:36:39,066
The least that we can do is
show him a little gratitude.
715
00:36:39,197 --> 00:36:44,593
Ah-- oh my good god.
716
00:36:44,724 --> 00:36:46,726
A luau?
717
00:36:46,856 --> 00:36:47,640
Mm.
718
00:36:54,037 --> 00:36:55,082
Whose idea was this?
719
00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:55,952
The butler.
720
00:37:12,752 --> 00:37:14,623
One Mississippi, two
Mississippi, three Mississippi,
721
00:37:14,754 --> 00:37:16,625
five Mississippi, six
Mississippi, seven Mississippi,
722
00:37:16,756 --> 00:37:17,974
nine Mississippi, 10 Mississ--
723
00:37:26,722 --> 00:37:27,549
Rich.
724
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:30,030
Full bodied.
725
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:33,076
Hm-- I smell a hint of mushroom?
726
00:37:33,207 --> 00:37:34,252
Shitake?
727
00:37:34,382 --> 00:37:35,296
Portobello.
728
00:37:35,427 --> 00:37:37,690
Burgundy region.
729
00:37:37,820 --> 00:37:39,518
I will take you there one day.
730
00:37:39,648 --> 00:37:41,563
Can I come to "Rodungi?"
731
00:37:41,694 --> 00:37:43,652
Oh, Bates, sweet--
732
00:37:43,783 --> 00:37:45,480
but it's not for les enfantes.
733
00:37:45,611 --> 00:37:49,658
I think it will be a trip
just for your mother and me.
734
00:37:49,789 --> 00:37:51,704
Jacques is joking.
735
00:37:51,834 --> 00:37:53,619
Of course we can
all go together.
736
00:37:53,749 --> 00:37:55,273
The children would love it.
737
00:37:55,403 --> 00:37:56,970
Ah, the children?
738
00:37:57,100 --> 00:37:58,014
Of course.
739
00:37:58,145 --> 00:37:59,407
Can we go, Mom?
740
00:37:59,538 --> 00:38:01,801
Just the three of us?
741
00:38:01,931 --> 00:38:03,411
Madam.
742
00:38:03,542 --> 00:38:10,679
Lua-- ah-- the custom
is to prepare the food
743
00:38:10,810 --> 00:38:16,555
in an emu, or underground oven.
744
00:38:16,685 --> 00:38:18,208
Sounds-- wonderful.
745
00:38:18,339 --> 00:38:21,386
Doesn't it, children?
746
00:38:22,387 --> 00:38:23,170
Gross.
747
00:38:26,216 --> 00:38:33,311
It is normally served with
a mashed taro root, or poi.
748
00:38:34,877 --> 00:38:36,226
Gah!
749
00:38:39,273 --> 00:38:40,143
Plug it!
750
00:38:40,274 --> 00:38:42,145
Plug it up!
751
00:38:42,276 --> 00:38:43,625
Ah!
752
00:38:43,756 --> 00:38:45,148
Whoa!
753
00:38:45,279 --> 00:38:46,149
Ah!
754
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:47,063
Hot piggy.
755
00:38:47,194 --> 00:38:48,151
Hot piggy.
756
00:38:48,282 --> 00:38:49,152
Oh, lord!
757
00:38:49,283 --> 00:38:50,110
Stay with me!
758
00:38:50,240 --> 00:38:51,633
Stay with me!
759
00:38:59,815 --> 00:39:01,339
I cannot organize the world.
I cannot the world.
760
00:39:01,469 --> 00:39:03,123
I cannot--
761
00:39:07,127 --> 00:39:09,695
I think you'll find that
I've just won the bet.
762
00:39:19,922 --> 00:39:21,315
Oh, I'm so sorry.
763
00:39:21,446 --> 00:39:24,536
Here, let me help you.
764
00:39:24,666 --> 00:39:26,146
Imbecile!
765
00:39:26,276 --> 00:39:28,148
But no, you do not
want to.
766
00:39:31,673 --> 00:39:34,110
I just wanted to
make a nice dinner.
767
00:39:34,241 --> 00:39:36,069
Sort of a thank you.
768
00:39:36,199 --> 00:39:37,723
Well, maybe if I talk to Mom?
769
00:39:37,853 --> 00:39:38,854
Would that help?
770
00:39:38,985 --> 00:39:39,812
Naw.
771
00:39:39,942 --> 00:39:41,379
I'm a screw up.
772
00:39:41,509 --> 00:39:42,945
I've done this before.
773
00:39:43,076 --> 00:39:45,339
You blew up another pig?
774
00:39:45,470 --> 00:39:48,342
Bedtime, Bates.
775
00:39:48,473 --> 00:39:49,561
Good luck.
776
00:39:49,691 --> 00:39:51,214
Can you give me
one good reason why
777
00:39:51,345 --> 00:39:53,260
I shouldn't fire you right now?
778
00:39:53,391 --> 00:39:54,130
Yes.
779
00:39:54,261 --> 00:39:55,305
OK.
780
00:39:55,436 --> 00:39:58,265
I'm listening.
781
00:39:58,396 --> 00:40:00,180
Can I have till
tomorrow morning?
782
00:40:00,310 --> 00:40:03,401
This is a complete
disaster area.
783
00:40:03,531 --> 00:40:08,231
My pristine dining room is
covered in pig shrapnel!
784
00:40:08,362 --> 00:40:09,319
I'll clean it up.
785
00:40:09,450 --> 00:40:10,364
You'd better.
786
00:40:10,495 --> 00:40:14,934
Every-- shred.
787
00:40:15,064 --> 00:40:15,891
Oh.
788
00:40:16,022 --> 00:40:17,719
And Bob?
789
00:40:17,850 --> 00:40:23,508
I think it's best if you never,
ever, ever cook anything again.
790
00:40:23,638 --> 00:40:24,378
Yes, ma'am.
791
00:40:33,996 --> 00:40:34,954
Thought you should know--
792
00:40:35,084 --> 00:40:35,911
Closed door.
793
00:40:36,042 --> 00:40:37,217
Big hint.
794
00:40:37,347 --> 00:40:38,914
I'm staying.
795
00:40:39,045 --> 00:40:40,655
I thought service were meant
to be seen, and not heard?
796
00:40:46,052 --> 00:40:47,227
Hey, these are great.
797
00:40:47,357 --> 00:40:48,446
Hey!
798
00:40:48,576 --> 00:40:49,359
Give me that.
799
00:40:49,490 --> 00:40:50,709
It's private.
800
00:40:50,839 --> 00:40:52,319
Don't get your
knickers in a knot.
801
00:40:59,892 --> 00:41:00,719
Watch.
Watch.
802
00:41:00,849 --> 00:41:01,676
Watch.
803
00:41:01,807 --> 00:41:02,677
Watch.
804
00:41:02,808 --> 00:41:03,504
Watch.
805
00:41:06,376 --> 00:41:07,116
OK.
806
00:41:11,294 --> 00:41:13,166
Take your time today.
807
00:41:13,296 --> 00:41:19,085
There's no hurry,
you can wait a while.
808
00:41:19,215 --> 00:41:23,045
If only for a smile.
809
00:41:23,176 --> 00:41:24,046
I'll get this!
810
00:41:24,177 --> 00:41:25,047
Whoa!
811
00:41:25,178 --> 00:41:26,571
Oh--
812
00:41:26,701 --> 00:41:27,572
All right!
813
00:41:27,702 --> 00:41:28,442
There you go.
814
00:41:28,573 --> 00:41:31,010
Oh!
815
00:41:31,140 --> 00:41:32,011
Geez.
816
00:41:32,141 --> 00:41:33,012
Ah!
817
00:41:33,142 --> 00:41:33,926
Sorry.
818
00:41:44,632 --> 00:41:45,503
Hm?
819
00:41:45,633 --> 00:41:47,505
Ah-ha.
820
00:41:47,635 --> 00:41:50,464
Ah-ha.
821
00:41:50,595 --> 00:41:51,465
I'm watching.
822
00:41:58,037 --> 00:41:59,429
Hello?
823
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:00,953
Hi, Mom.
824
00:42:01,083 --> 00:42:03,042
I'm in a tree.
825
00:42:04,522 --> 00:42:06,306
Miss Tess.
826
00:42:06,436 --> 00:42:08,221
There you go.
827
00:42:08,351 --> 00:42:09,701
Bates, there you are.
828
00:42:09,831 --> 00:42:11,180
Bates!
829
00:42:11,311 --> 00:42:12,138
Nice hat.
830
00:42:20,102 --> 00:42:21,408
Five in a row.
831
00:42:35,596 --> 00:42:37,337
Wanna shoot some
balls with me?
832
00:42:37,467 --> 00:42:38,338
Sure.
833
00:42:42,385 --> 00:42:43,430
What's that?
834
00:42:43,561 --> 00:42:45,127
What?
835
00:42:45,258 --> 00:42:48,957
Have you got a
remote controlled ball?
836
00:42:49,088 --> 00:42:49,871
Rascal?
837
00:42:50,002 --> 00:42:51,481
Who's Rascal?
838
00:42:51,612 --> 00:42:52,874
Rascal!
839
00:42:53,005 --> 00:42:53,788
Rascal!
840
00:43:00,186 --> 00:43:01,187
Rascal!
841
00:43:01,317 --> 00:43:02,318
Rascal!
842
00:43:05,887 --> 00:43:06,584
Rascal!
843
00:43:09,195 --> 00:43:09,978
Bob!
844
00:43:13,503 --> 00:43:14,635
Rascal!
845
00:43:14,766 --> 00:43:17,029
Rascal!
846
00:43:17,159 --> 00:43:18,944
Bob!
847
00:43:19,074 --> 00:43:20,902
Bob!
848
00:43:21,033 --> 00:43:22,382
Rascal!
849
00:43:22,512 --> 00:43:23,296
Rascal!
850
00:43:34,263 --> 00:43:36,570
Poor thing.
851
00:43:36,701 --> 00:43:38,311
Someone's been a
very naughty butler.
852
00:43:48,756 --> 00:43:49,670
Rascal.
853
00:43:49,801 --> 00:43:51,498
Rascal.
854
00:43:51,629 --> 00:43:53,892
He licked the jar right
out of Newton's hand,
855
00:43:54,022 --> 00:43:57,069
sliming his palm with
a streak of black gob.
856
00:43:57,199 --> 00:43:58,897
Perhaps the most
disgusting thing
857
00:43:59,027 --> 00:44:01,116
Newton had experienced
since the time
858
00:44:01,247 --> 00:44:03,336
he mistakenly ate a maggot.
859
00:44:03,466 --> 00:44:04,554
Hi, guys.
860
00:44:04,685 --> 00:44:06,295
How was your day?
861
00:44:06,426 --> 00:44:09,690
Anything interesting happen?
862
00:44:09,821 --> 00:44:10,691
The usual.
863
00:44:10,822 --> 00:44:11,605
Ah.
864
00:44:16,479 --> 00:44:19,265
Why aren't you our dad?
865
00:44:19,395 --> 00:44:22,790
Just didn't happen yet.
866
00:44:35,673 --> 00:44:36,586
Bob?
867
00:44:36,717 --> 00:44:37,500
Bob?
868
00:44:42,549 --> 00:44:43,332
Too loud?
869
00:44:43,463 --> 00:44:44,594
Uh, no.
870
00:44:44,725 --> 00:44:47,989
No, just, uh--
just, it's really--
871
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:50,426
really horrible.
872
00:44:50,557 --> 00:44:51,819
I love the trumpet.
873
00:44:51,950 --> 00:44:53,168
Then you should practice.
874
00:44:53,299 --> 00:44:55,214
Yeah.
875
00:44:55,344 --> 00:45:02,177
Um-- Bob, you must think
I'm a really horrible mother.
876
00:45:02,308 --> 00:45:03,396
No.
877
00:45:03,526 --> 00:45:05,528
Well, it wasn't
an easy decision.
878
00:45:05,659 --> 00:45:07,226
Sure.
879
00:45:07,356 --> 00:45:10,142
It's not like time was
exactly on my side, so I--
880
00:45:10,272 --> 00:45:11,012
thought I'd do it on--
881
00:45:11,143 --> 00:45:12,927
Hey.
882
00:45:13,058 --> 00:45:14,059
You're-- you're blessed.
883
00:45:17,671 --> 00:45:18,454
Sorry.
884
00:45:18,585 --> 00:45:21,893
I, uh-- spoke out of turn.
885
00:45:22,023 --> 00:45:23,242
Zip.
886
00:45:23,372 --> 00:45:25,026
That's all right.
887
00:45:25,157 --> 00:45:26,419
Thank you.
888
00:45:26,549 --> 00:45:28,726
Can I ask you a question?
889
00:45:28,856 --> 00:45:30,118
Yeah.
890
00:45:30,249 --> 00:45:32,730
What's capital management?
891
00:45:36,385 --> 00:45:37,169
Bye!
892
00:45:37,299 --> 00:45:38,605
Thanks for the lift!
893
00:45:38,736 --> 00:45:41,042
See you later.
894
00:45:41,173 --> 00:45:42,478
Bye bye.
895
00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:50,660
Hello, Judith.
896
00:45:50,791 --> 00:45:52,706
I'll be about an hour, or so.
897
00:45:52,837 --> 00:45:54,229
It can wait.
898
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:55,622
Yeah.
899
00:45:55,753 --> 00:45:56,666
I'll be on my cell
phone if you need me.
900
00:45:56,797 --> 00:45:57,580
OK.
901
00:45:57,711 --> 00:45:59,931
Bye.
902
00:46:00,061 --> 00:46:00,801
Oh!
903
00:46:04,544 --> 00:46:05,893
Oh!
904
00:46:06,024 --> 00:46:09,288
Oh-- Well, I can't come
to a meeting with stains
905
00:46:09,418 --> 00:46:11,681
on my blouse, now, can I?
906
00:46:11,812 --> 00:46:12,944
I'm back, Bob.
907
00:46:13,074 --> 00:46:14,772
I'm just going to
take a quick bath.
908
00:46:14,902 --> 00:46:16,991
I'll be there as soon as I can.
909
00:46:27,175 --> 00:46:29,482
I'll be over at 10,
they tell me time and again.
910
00:46:29,612 --> 00:46:30,788
I can't wait.
911
00:46:44,149 --> 00:46:47,935
Why do you build me up,
buttercup, baby, just to--
912
00:46:54,986 --> 00:46:56,204
Can I get you
some towels, ma'am?
913
00:46:56,335 --> 00:46:57,118
Uh-huh!
914
00:47:13,091 --> 00:47:14,222
Don't get that
flipping burgers.
915
00:47:18,966 --> 00:47:23,275
And then I deep right,
cut left, and slam dunked.
916
00:47:23,405 --> 00:47:27,583
Who traded in my geek brother
for a jock geek brother?
917
00:47:27,714 --> 00:47:28,846
Hey.
918
00:47:28,976 --> 00:47:30,282
Where are you all
going on a Sunday?
919
00:47:30,412 --> 00:47:32,458
- Basketball tryouts.
- Well, I'll drive you.
920
00:47:32,588 --> 00:47:33,807
Let me get my purse.
921
00:47:33,938 --> 00:47:36,897
I wanna go with Bob.
922
00:47:37,028 --> 00:47:37,855
OK.
923
00:47:37,985 --> 00:47:39,857
Uh-- what about you, Tess?
924
00:47:39,987 --> 00:47:41,859
I arranged to meet Sophie.
925
00:47:41,989 --> 00:47:44,252
Don't you have work to do?
926
00:47:44,383 --> 00:47:45,210
Nope.
927
00:47:45,340 --> 00:47:47,473
Amazingly.
928
00:47:47,603 --> 00:47:48,735
All right, well--
929
00:47:48,866 --> 00:47:50,955
I'll see you later.
930
00:47:55,394 --> 00:47:56,177
Oui?
931
00:47:56,308 --> 00:47:57,483
Hello?
932
00:47:57,613 --> 00:47:58,788
Anne?
933
00:47:58,919 --> 00:48:00,268
What's wrong?
934
00:48:00,399 --> 00:48:03,097
I've got the whole day
free, and I'm lonely!
935
00:48:08,102 --> 00:48:11,192
Ah-- it's so nice to
do something for myself
936
00:48:11,323 --> 00:48:12,933
for a change.
937
00:48:13,064 --> 00:48:15,675
We'll go out and find
a nice, quiet place.
938
00:48:15,805 --> 00:48:18,330
Oh, this is lovely.
939
00:48:18,460 --> 00:48:20,767
This is nice.
940
00:48:20,898 --> 00:48:23,465
Now, this is relaxing.
941
00:48:23,596 --> 00:48:27,687
This-- Take me home.
942
00:48:27,817 --> 00:48:30,037
What?
943
00:48:30,168 --> 00:48:31,647
I-- I can't be
here without them.
944
00:48:31,778 --> 00:48:34,955
I-- I just can't enjoy
myself without the kids.
945
00:48:35,086 --> 00:48:37,305
I mean, you know, I just can't.
- Let's go.
946
00:48:37,436 --> 00:48:39,133
OK, Jacques, I have children.
947
00:48:39,264 --> 00:48:40,352
I love them.
948
00:48:40,482 --> 00:48:41,614
They're not just
going to disappear.
949
00:48:41,744 --> 00:48:43,311
You would prefer
that I disappear?
950
00:48:43,442 --> 00:48:45,009
Examine the situation.
951
00:48:45,139 --> 00:48:48,142
One, you are a single woman.
952
00:48:48,273 --> 00:48:53,843
Very beautiful, true,
but very, very anal.
953
00:48:53,974 --> 00:48:54,714
Anal.
954
00:48:54,844 --> 00:48:56,455
I'm anal.
955
00:48:56,585 --> 00:49:01,895
Two-- your children,
they are not beautiful.
956
00:49:02,026 --> 00:49:04,767
Just annoying.
957
00:49:04,898 --> 00:49:05,986
Three-- if I go--
958
00:49:06,117 --> 00:49:07,292
I'll take three.
959
00:49:07,422 --> 00:49:08,162
You go.
960
00:49:08,293 --> 00:49:09,294
Now.
961
00:49:09,424 --> 00:49:11,383
Take a cab.
962
00:49:11,513 --> 00:49:15,126
Anne, you are a single
woman of a certain age.
963
00:49:15,256 --> 00:49:17,824
You will not find another man.
964
00:49:17,955 --> 00:49:22,742
Statistically, you have a better
chance of being hit by a truck.
965
00:49:22,872 --> 00:49:24,004
One driven by Bob.
966
00:49:33,405 --> 00:49:34,449
So?
967
00:49:34,580 --> 00:49:35,973
So, what?
968
00:49:36,103 --> 00:49:37,017
How'd it go?
969
00:49:37,148 --> 00:49:38,671
The tryouts.
970
00:49:38,801 --> 00:49:41,021
There was no tryouts.
971
00:49:41,152 --> 00:49:44,851
The coach had already
decided who was on the team.
972
00:49:44,982 --> 00:49:45,721
What?
973
00:49:45,852 --> 00:49:49,029
That's not fair.
974
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:50,813
Wait here.
975
00:49:50,944 --> 00:49:53,381
You're not going
to embarrass me?
976
00:49:53,512 --> 00:49:56,341
You bet I am.
977
00:49:56,471 --> 00:49:57,733
Hey!
978
00:49:57,864 --> 00:49:59,431
You the coach?
979
00:49:59,561 --> 00:50:00,910
Who's asking?
980
00:50:01,041 --> 00:50:01,781
The name's Tree.
981
00:50:05,654 --> 00:50:07,439
Bob?
982
00:50:07,569 --> 00:50:10,355
Bob the mascot?
983
00:50:10,485 --> 00:50:11,356
Jerry?
984
00:50:11,486 --> 00:50:12,835
Yeah!
985
00:50:17,188 --> 00:50:18,406
Yeah.
986
00:50:18,537 --> 00:50:20,539
What happened to the
Bismarck Barbarians?
987
00:50:20,669 --> 00:50:23,629
Ah-- I left not long
after the owner fired you.
988
00:50:23,759 --> 00:50:24,543
He was a real a-hole.
989
00:50:24,673 --> 00:50:25,457
I know.
990
00:50:25,587 --> 00:50:27,676
I know.
991
00:50:27,807 --> 00:50:29,156
I've still got
your helmet, though.
992
00:50:29,287 --> 00:50:30,592
You want to see it?
993
00:50:30,723 --> 00:50:33,160
You bet.
994
00:50:33,291 --> 00:50:34,640
It's about Bates.
995
00:50:34,770 --> 00:50:35,815
Bates Jamieson.
996
00:50:35,945 --> 00:50:36,685
Pull up a chair.
997
00:50:43,083 --> 00:50:45,085
Put it on.
998
00:50:45,216 --> 00:50:48,001
OK.
999
00:50:48,132 --> 00:50:49,481
Yeah.
1000
00:50:49,611 --> 00:50:51,178
Still fits like a glove.
1001
00:50:51,309 --> 00:50:54,747
A really-- weird glove.
1002
00:50:54,877 --> 00:50:57,358
It took them two hours to
remove that from his buttocks.
1003
00:50:57,489 --> 00:51:00,187
Yeah, I probably shouldn't
have left it on his chair.
1004
00:51:00,318 --> 00:51:03,277
So, what about
the Jamieson kid?
1005
00:51:03,408 --> 00:51:06,150
He wants to try
out for the team.
1006
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:07,107
He's kinda small.
1007
00:51:11,155 --> 00:51:13,418
Why is it impossible
to say no to you?
1008
00:51:14,593 --> 00:51:15,420
All right.
1009
00:51:15,550 --> 00:51:16,334
Yeah!
1010
00:51:19,424 --> 00:51:20,599
All right.
1011
00:51:22,035 --> 00:51:22,818
Go ahead.
1012
00:51:28,476 --> 00:51:31,436
Come on, Bates.
1013
00:51:31,566 --> 00:51:33,829
He's a little nervous.
1014
00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:35,266
Put one in the net there, Bates!
1015
00:51:35,396 --> 00:51:36,441
Put one in the net, there.
1016
00:51:48,975 --> 00:51:50,585
How you doing?
1017
00:51:50,716 --> 00:51:52,631
The coach hates me.
1018
00:51:52,761 --> 00:51:54,154
Forget about him, OK?
1019
00:51:54,285 --> 00:51:55,590
It's just you and me.
1020
00:51:55,721 --> 00:51:57,375
Just like at home.
1021
00:51:57,505 --> 00:51:59,116
Come on.
1022
00:51:59,246 --> 00:52:00,508
Come on, let's go.
1023
00:52:00,639 --> 00:52:01,509
Come on!
1024
00:52:01,640 --> 00:52:03,120
Like we practiced.
1025
00:52:03,250 --> 00:52:04,469
Come on.
1026
00:52:04,599 --> 00:52:05,948
Hey!
You're too--
1027
00:52:06,079 --> 00:52:07,211
Oh, you got.
You got it.
1028
00:52:07,341 --> 00:52:08,473
Take it around me.
Take it around me.
1029
00:52:08,603 --> 00:52:09,735
Take it around me.
Take it around me.
1030
00:52:09,865 --> 00:52:10,518
Take it around me.
Take it around me.
1031
00:52:10,649 --> 00:52:11,606
Take it around me.
1032
00:52:11,737 --> 00:52:12,390
Take it around me.
Put it in.
1033
00:52:12,520 --> 00:52:12,912
Put it in the net.
1034
00:52:13,042 --> 00:52:13,608
Come on.
1035
00:52:13,739 --> 00:52:14,435
No fancy stuff.
1036
00:52:14,566 --> 00:52:17,525
Put it in the net.
1037
00:52:17,656 --> 00:52:18,483
Yeah!
1038
00:52:18,613 --> 00:52:19,353
All right!
1039
00:52:19,484 --> 00:52:21,094
I got one!
1040
00:52:21,225 --> 00:52:22,226
Two points.
1041
00:52:22,356 --> 00:52:23,140
Two points.
1042
00:52:26,926 --> 00:52:29,798
Hey, Tess.
1043
00:52:29,929 --> 00:52:32,497
Been shopping?
1044
00:52:32,627 --> 00:52:35,413
What is that, a wristband?
1045
00:52:35,543 --> 00:52:36,718
Pair of socks?
1046
00:52:36,849 --> 00:52:37,676
Mom!
1047
00:52:37,806 --> 00:52:38,677
Is it a bib?
1048
00:52:38,807 --> 00:52:39,634
Hey.
1049
00:52:39,765 --> 00:52:40,679
How were the tryouts?
1050
00:52:40,809 --> 00:52:41,549
Great!
1051
00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:42,855
Good.
1052
00:52:42,985 --> 00:52:44,378
I've made salmon skewers.
- Salmon?
1053
00:52:44,509 --> 00:52:45,423
I'll tell Tess.
1054
00:52:45,553 --> 00:52:46,293
What?
1055
00:52:49,296 --> 00:52:50,167
Hey, Tess?
1056
00:52:50,297 --> 00:52:51,516
Don't come in.
1057
00:52:51,646 --> 00:52:53,257
Your mother made a barbecue.
1058
00:52:53,387 --> 00:52:54,127
I'll be down in five.
1059
00:53:06,270 --> 00:53:09,447
Would you like
to join us, Bob?
1060
00:53:09,577 --> 00:53:12,189
Please.
1061
00:53:12,319 --> 00:53:14,669
We'd like you to.
1062
00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:17,106
Thank you.
1063
00:53:17,237 --> 00:53:19,674
Real nice of you to have made
these salmon skewers, isn't it,
1064
00:53:19,805 --> 00:53:21,763
kids?
1065
00:53:21,894 --> 00:53:22,764
And a green salad.
1066
00:53:22,895 --> 00:53:23,635
Yeah.
1067
00:53:26,464 --> 00:53:27,552
That was delicious.
1068
00:53:27,682 --> 00:53:29,249
Well, I should
have made hot dogs.
1069
00:53:29,380 --> 00:53:30,163
No, no.
1070
00:53:30,294 --> 00:53:31,512
It was really good.
1071
00:53:31,643 --> 00:53:32,426
Oh.
1072
00:53:32,557 --> 00:53:33,384
You missed a spot.
1073
00:53:33,514 --> 00:53:34,298
Where?
1074
00:53:34,428 --> 00:53:37,431
Right there.
1075
00:53:37,562 --> 00:53:41,696
You know, Tess has drawn
some amazing dress designs.
1076
00:53:41,827 --> 00:53:43,394
You should see her schoolbooks.
1077
00:53:43,524 --> 00:53:44,612
Schoolbooks?
1078
00:53:44,743 --> 00:53:46,919
Yeah, she draws
in her schoolbooks.
1079
00:53:47,049 --> 00:53:49,138
You're such a liar!
1080
00:53:49,269 --> 00:53:52,141
You're such a stupid liar!
- Tess!
1081
00:53:52,272 --> 00:53:53,012
It's not true!
1082
00:53:53,142 --> 00:53:55,362
I hate you, Bob!
1083
00:53:55,493 --> 00:53:56,320
Tess!
1084
00:53:56,450 --> 00:53:59,236
Tess?
1085
00:53:59,366 --> 00:54:02,674
I guess that's what it's
like having family, Rascal.
1086
00:54:02,804 --> 00:54:04,415
Ups and downs.
1087
00:54:04,545 --> 00:54:07,113
Just a second.
1088
00:54:13,250 --> 00:54:15,469
Come in.
1089
00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:17,341
Hi.
1090
00:54:17,471 --> 00:54:18,690
I've spoken to Tess.
1091
00:54:18,820 --> 00:54:20,605
And she's shown
me your drawings.
1092
00:54:20,735 --> 00:54:21,519
You're right.
1093
00:54:21,649 --> 00:54:22,998
They're amazing.
1094
00:54:23,129 --> 00:54:24,391
So, thank you for that.
1095
00:54:28,743 --> 00:54:31,964
Is something wrong?
1096
00:54:32,094 --> 00:54:35,359
Don't take this
the wrong way, Bob.
1097
00:54:35,489 --> 00:54:37,491
You're the butler.
1098
00:54:37,622 --> 00:54:38,971
You're not her father.
1099
00:54:43,062 --> 00:54:44,846
I understand completely.
1100
00:54:48,023 --> 00:54:48,763
Thanks.
1101
00:54:51,853 --> 00:54:53,202
Goodnight, then.
1102
00:54:53,333 --> 00:54:54,203
Goodnight.
1103
00:55:03,648 --> 00:55:05,563
Why are we eating in here?
1104
00:55:05,693 --> 00:55:06,738
More coffee, ma'am?
1105
00:55:06,868 --> 00:55:08,130
- Oh, I'll get it.
- Please, ma'am.
1106
00:55:08,261 --> 00:55:09,044
Leave it to me.
1107
00:55:15,573 --> 00:55:16,313
It's cool.
1108
00:55:20,142 --> 00:55:20,882
A new skirt?
1109
00:55:21,013 --> 00:55:21,796
Yeah.
1110
00:55:21,927 --> 00:55:22,710
Like it.
1111
00:55:22,841 --> 00:55:23,711
No.
1112
00:55:23,842 --> 00:55:24,930
It's like theirs.
1113
00:55:25,060 --> 00:55:28,281
That's the point, stupid.
1114
00:55:28,412 --> 00:55:30,805
So, you coming to watch
me get my nose pierced?
1115
00:55:30,936 --> 00:55:33,242
Not on this planet.
1116
00:55:33,373 --> 00:55:35,680
Tomorrow after school, OK?
1117
00:55:37,725 --> 00:55:40,467
Bye.
1118
00:55:40,598 --> 00:55:43,252
You're hanging with
the clone Barbies now?
1119
00:55:43,383 --> 00:55:45,951
Maybe when I'm in tighter
I'll put in a good word for you,
1120
00:55:46,081 --> 00:55:47,953
and you can hang with?
1121
00:55:48,083 --> 00:55:50,956
I liked you because I
thought you were an individual.
1122
00:55:51,086 --> 00:55:53,350
Like me.
1123
00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:54,655
Now you're just
more like pathetic.
1124
00:56:08,452 --> 00:56:10,279
Stop!
1125
00:56:10,410 --> 00:56:13,239
Excuse me.
1126
00:56:13,370 --> 00:56:15,154
Kate, is the fruit washed?
1127
00:56:15,284 --> 00:56:17,374
Judith, did you wash the fruit?
1128
00:56:17,504 --> 00:56:18,375
It's pre-washed.
1129
00:56:18,505 --> 00:56:20,028
Pre-washed?
Pre-washed?
1130
00:56:20,159 --> 00:56:20,986
Pre-washed.
1131
00:56:26,383 --> 00:56:27,732
I do not want to lose
this deal because one
1132
00:56:27,862 --> 00:56:30,038
of my investors has the runs.
1133
00:56:30,169 --> 00:56:30,952
The runs?
1134
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:37,394
Done.
1135
00:56:37,524 --> 00:56:38,960
Done.
1136
00:56:39,091 --> 00:56:39,874
Done.
1137
00:56:55,455 --> 00:56:57,326
Rodent!
1138
00:56:57,457 --> 00:56:58,327
Rodent!
1139
00:56:58,458 --> 00:56:59,851
Huge rodent!
1140
00:56:59,981 --> 00:57:01,461
Where is he?
1141
00:57:01,592 --> 00:57:02,331
Oh!
1142
00:57:02,462 --> 00:57:03,855
Huge!
1143
00:57:03,985 --> 00:57:05,334
Rascal!
1144
00:57:05,465 --> 00:57:06,379
Rat!
Rat!
1145
00:57:06,510 --> 00:57:07,336
Rascal, don't do this to me.
1146
00:57:07,467 --> 00:57:09,295
Furry thing on the table!
1147
00:57:09,426 --> 00:57:10,209
He's on the table!
1148
00:57:10,339 --> 00:57:11,297
Hold it!
1149
00:57:11,428 --> 00:57:12,820
What are you doing, Bob?
1150
00:57:12,951 --> 00:57:13,821
Don't move.
1151
00:57:13,952 --> 00:57:15,170
What are you doing, Bob?
1152
00:57:23,744 --> 00:57:24,441
Rascal.
1153
00:57:29,097 --> 00:57:29,837
Oh, jeez.
1154
00:57:33,450 --> 00:57:34,625
I guess this is urgent?
1155
00:57:34,755 --> 00:57:36,191
Of course it's urgent.
1156
00:57:36,322 --> 00:57:37,323
Stay calm, Anne.
1157
00:57:37,454 --> 00:57:38,803
Do not explode.
1158
00:57:38,933 --> 00:57:39,760
Too late.
1159
00:57:39,891 --> 00:57:41,327
I've already exploded.
1160
00:57:41,458 --> 00:57:42,067
I've dumped Jacques, and
I've kicked out the hamster.
1161
00:57:42,197 --> 00:57:43,285
What hamster?
1162
00:57:43,416 --> 00:57:45,374
Oh, keep up.
Bob's taken over.
1163
00:57:45,505 --> 00:57:46,724
He spends more time
with my kids than--
1164
00:57:46,854 --> 00:57:48,160
Than you do?
1165
00:57:48,290 --> 00:57:49,248
Than butling.
1166
00:57:49,378 --> 00:57:50,684
It's exasperating.
1167
00:57:50,815 --> 00:57:52,207
Have you fired him?
1168
00:57:52,338 --> 00:57:53,948
I told him the hamster
has to leave immediately,
1169
00:57:54,079 --> 00:57:56,690
and I want this whole house
disinfected from top to bottom.
1170
00:57:56,821 --> 00:57:57,735
Ah.
1171
00:57:57,865 --> 00:58:00,085
Sounds like someone has a crush.
1172
00:58:00,215 --> 00:58:01,042
Huh?
1173
00:58:01,173 --> 00:58:02,043
I'm paying you for this?
1174
00:58:02,174 --> 00:58:03,349
I'm not paying you for this.
1175
00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:06,004
Don't you dare bill
me for this call!
1176
00:58:06,134 --> 00:58:06,918
Ridiculous!
1177
00:58:13,751 --> 00:58:15,927
Oh, Rascal.
1178
00:58:16,057 --> 00:58:17,102
Who let you out?
1179
00:58:27,025 --> 00:58:28,287
You know what, Tess?
1180
00:58:28,417 --> 00:58:30,245
That was out of order.
1181
00:58:30,376 --> 00:58:33,161
If I was your father, you
would be in so much trouble.
1182
00:58:33,292 --> 00:58:34,075
You dig?
1183
00:58:34,206 --> 00:58:34,946
It wasn't me.
1184
00:58:35,076 --> 00:58:37,296
Yeah, whatever.
1185
00:58:37,426 --> 00:58:38,210
Whatever.
1186
00:58:51,310 --> 00:58:52,877
Bates?
1187
00:58:53,007 --> 00:58:53,704
Was it you?
1188
00:58:56,794 --> 00:58:58,012
Aw, Bates, why?
1189
00:58:58,143 --> 00:58:59,666
Come on.
1190
00:58:59,797 --> 00:59:00,537
Talk to me, buddy.
1191
00:59:04,149 --> 00:59:05,106
I didn't make the team.
1192
00:59:07,979 --> 00:59:08,762
You didn't?
1193
00:59:08,893 --> 00:59:09,981
OK.
1194
00:59:10,111 --> 00:59:11,591
That's a shame.
1195
00:59:11,722 --> 00:59:13,288
I didn't make the team!
1196
00:59:13,419 --> 00:59:14,855
You said I would!
1197
00:59:14,986 --> 00:59:16,248
Well, I never said that.
1198
00:59:16,378 --> 00:59:18,424
I said I would help.
1199
00:59:18,555 --> 00:59:21,035
I said I would try.
1200
00:59:21,166 --> 00:59:23,908
Well, I wasn't good enough.
1201
00:59:24,038 --> 00:59:25,736
Not being good enough is--
1202
00:59:25,866 --> 00:59:27,389
life.
1203
00:59:27,520 --> 00:59:29,914
But you'll find you're
good at something.
1204
00:59:30,044 --> 00:59:31,350
Everybody's good at something.
1205
00:59:31,480 --> 00:59:32,264
Oh.
1206
00:59:32,394 --> 00:59:33,657
What are you good at?
1207
00:59:38,096 --> 00:59:41,186
I can catch grapes my mouth.
1208
00:59:48,802 --> 00:59:49,586
Mom?
1209
00:59:53,633 --> 00:59:56,984
I put Rascal in your room.
1210
00:59:57,115 --> 01:00:00,466
I didn't make the team.
1211
01:00:00,597 --> 01:00:02,120
OK.
1212
01:00:02,250 --> 01:00:03,817
It doesn't matter, though.
1213
01:00:03,948 --> 01:00:05,471
I'll find something
to be good at.
1214
01:00:32,280 --> 01:00:35,066
Hello, Mr. Butler?
Bob here.
1215
01:00:51,256 --> 01:00:54,302
You'll look after him?
1216
01:00:54,433 --> 01:00:55,390
Of course.
1217
01:00:55,521 --> 01:00:57,958
Can I make you a cup of tea?
1218
01:00:58,089 --> 01:00:59,046
Ah.
1219
01:00:59,177 --> 01:01:02,180
We have a regular little butler.
1220
01:01:02,310 --> 01:01:04,530
What's your name, master?
1221
01:01:04,661 --> 01:01:06,488
It's Bates.
1222
01:01:06,619 --> 01:01:08,969
Just Bates.
1223
01:01:09,100 --> 01:01:09,840
Hm.
1224
01:01:17,848 --> 01:01:21,155
You're gonna be just fine.
1225
01:01:21,286 --> 01:01:22,679
It's, like, an
initiation thing.
1226
01:01:28,293 --> 01:01:29,207
I'll start you a room.
1227
01:01:36,823 --> 01:01:39,347
How's
everything going?
1228
01:01:39,478 --> 01:01:40,218
It's fine.
1229
01:01:40,348 --> 01:01:41,132
Thanks.
1230
01:01:59,237 --> 01:02:00,151
Let's go.
1231
01:02:00,281 --> 01:02:01,369
You got the stuff?
1232
01:02:01,500 --> 01:02:04,416
No problem.
1233
01:02:06,374 --> 01:02:07,593
Security!
1234
01:02:09,551 --> 01:02:10,378
Let me go!
1235
01:02:10,509 --> 01:02:11,815
You guys lied!
1236
01:02:16,776 --> 01:02:17,559
Purple.
1237
01:02:17,690 --> 01:02:18,473
Purple for general.
1238
01:02:18,604 --> 01:02:20,214
What?
1239
01:02:20,345 --> 01:02:24,392
Purple for general, yellow
for kitchen, blue for bathroom.
1240
01:02:24,523 --> 01:02:26,003
Purple for general.
1241
01:02:26,133 --> 01:02:27,047
Right.
1242
01:02:32,661 --> 01:02:33,532
Hello?
1243
01:02:33,662 --> 01:02:36,491
Hey, Bob!
1244
01:02:36,622 --> 01:02:39,799
It's for you.
- Hello.
1245
01:02:39,930 --> 01:02:41,322
Jamieson family butler speaking.
1246
01:02:44,499 --> 01:02:45,239
I'll be right there.
1247
01:02:48,373 --> 01:02:49,809
I have to go.
1248
01:02:49,940 --> 01:02:51,898
Will you be OK with
Mr. Butler for a while?
1249
01:02:52,029 --> 01:02:54,596
Sure.
1250
01:02:54,727 --> 01:02:56,294
Come on, Bates.
1251
01:02:56,424 --> 01:02:59,732
When we're finished here,
I'll teach you how to publish
1252
01:02:59,863 --> 01:03:02,213
silver by spitting on it.
1253
01:03:02,343 --> 01:03:03,127
Cool!
1254
01:03:03,257 --> 01:03:04,041
Yeah.
1255
01:03:07,958 --> 01:03:08,872
Hey!
1256
01:03:09,002 --> 01:03:11,657
I'm looking for Tess Jamieson.
1257
01:03:11,788 --> 01:03:13,050
Tough love.
1258
01:03:13,180 --> 01:03:14,791
We give kids a dose
of reality, scare 'em
1259
01:03:14,921 --> 01:03:16,444
straight before it's too late.
1260
01:03:16,575 --> 01:03:18,142
This one's not like that.
1261
01:03:18,272 --> 01:03:19,621
Oh, so you're one of those
"always looking for the best
1262
01:03:19,752 --> 01:03:20,622
in people" guys, huh?
1263
01:03:34,985 --> 01:03:36,073
Don't worry about it.
1264
01:03:36,203 --> 01:03:36,987
This'll be our little secret.
1265
01:03:40,077 --> 01:03:42,079
Bob, I'm sorry--
1266
01:03:42,209 --> 01:03:44,298
about everything.
1267
01:03:44,429 --> 01:03:47,519
I lied-- about the luau.
1268
01:03:47,649 --> 01:03:50,217
Our mom's practically
a vegetarian.
1269
01:03:50,348 --> 01:03:51,305
I guess she is now.
1270
01:03:51,436 --> 01:03:52,219
Come on.
1271
01:03:52,350 --> 01:03:53,133
Let's go.
1272
01:04:10,324 --> 01:04:12,718
Oh my god.
1273
01:04:12,849 --> 01:04:14,633
Bates!
1274
01:04:14,763 --> 01:04:15,590
I'm standing still, Mom.
1275
01:04:15,721 --> 01:04:17,027
I can be a butler.
1276
01:04:20,117 --> 01:04:22,467
Good evening, Miss Jamieson.
1277
01:04:33,043 --> 01:04:34,609
Tess, where have you been?
1278
01:04:34,740 --> 01:04:36,960
I got hung up at Sophie's.
1279
01:04:37,090 --> 01:04:38,613
Bob came and got me.
1280
01:04:38,744 --> 01:04:40,485
In that?
1281
01:04:40,615 --> 01:04:41,834
Both of you inside, now!
1282
01:04:46,883 --> 01:04:49,668
Bob, I have known
for quite some time
1283
01:04:49,798 --> 01:04:52,279
that you're not the
world's greatest butler,
1284
01:04:52,410 --> 01:04:55,369
but you at least seem
to care for my kids.
1285
01:04:55,500 --> 01:04:57,589
What kind of a man
leaves an eight-year-old
1286
01:04:57,719 --> 01:04:59,896
with a total stranger?
1287
01:05:00,026 --> 01:05:01,288
Stranger?
1288
01:05:01,419 --> 01:05:02,986
What am I saying?
1289
01:05:03,116 --> 01:05:05,466
A psycho, who thinks that
standing on the roof of a house
1290
01:05:05,597 --> 01:05:08,687
is good training?
1291
01:05:08,817 --> 01:05:09,862
I'm sorry, Anne.
1292
01:05:09,993 --> 01:05:12,517
Miss Jamieson.
1293
01:05:12,647 --> 01:05:17,696
I'm truly sorry,
Miss Jamieson.
1294
01:05:17,826 --> 01:05:19,132
I have to let you go, Bob.
1295
01:05:22,179 --> 01:05:24,921
I'll pay you to the
end of the month, but--
1296
01:05:25,051 --> 01:05:26,052
I want you to leave
in the morning.
1297
01:06:39,996 --> 01:06:41,562
Let's not get
ourselves down, Rascal.
1298
01:06:41,693 --> 01:06:44,261
You keep going.
1299
01:06:44,391 --> 01:06:46,785
And I'll keep going.
1300
01:06:50,919 --> 01:06:53,226
To the end of ATBJ
Capital Management.
1301
01:06:53,357 --> 01:06:54,097
Finally!
1302
01:06:56,751 --> 01:06:58,492
Mm.
1303
01:06:58,623 --> 01:06:59,363
OK.
1304
01:07:02,670 --> 01:07:04,977
I don't feel like celebrating.
1305
01:07:17,859 --> 01:07:19,905
Ah.
1306
01:07:20,036 --> 01:07:21,298
Why aren't you in school?
1307
01:07:21,428 --> 01:07:22,473
Lunch.
1308
01:07:22,603 --> 01:07:23,909
What are you doing?
1309
01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:25,693
Lunch.
1310
01:07:25,824 --> 01:07:28,087
Welcome to my home.
1311
01:07:28,218 --> 01:07:29,480
Nice.
1312
01:07:29,610 --> 01:07:31,569
My natural state is messy.
1313
01:07:31,699 --> 01:07:34,093
I'm sorry you got fired.
1314
01:07:34,224 --> 01:07:38,358
I just wanted the
cool kids to like me.
1315
01:07:38,489 --> 01:07:40,186
You know, when I
was a kid, I used
1316
01:07:40,317 --> 01:07:43,189
to like building model cars.
1317
01:07:43,320 --> 01:07:47,889
But there was always one
piece, I could never figure out
1318
01:07:48,020 --> 01:07:50,370
where it was supposed to go.
1319
01:07:50,501 --> 01:07:53,373
I always felt like that piece.
1320
01:07:53,504 --> 01:07:56,289
I've spent my whole life trying
to figure out where I fit,
1321
01:07:56,420 --> 01:07:59,205
so when you figure it out--
1322
01:07:59,336 --> 01:08:04,167
well, that's good.
1323
01:08:04,297 --> 01:08:06,386
So you're saying
it's good to shoplift
1324
01:08:06,517 --> 01:08:10,347
if it helps you fit in?
1325
01:08:10,477 --> 01:08:12,914
I worked for a New
York designer once.
1326
01:08:13,045 --> 01:08:13,959
You?
1327
01:08:14,090 --> 01:08:15,221
Yeah.
1328
01:08:15,352 --> 01:08:16,657
I was just sewing,
but it was better
1329
01:08:16,788 --> 01:08:18,833
than a lot of jobs I've done.
1330
01:08:18,964 --> 01:08:20,139
Here.
1331
01:08:20,270 --> 01:08:24,012
Severance pay from
the sweat shop.
1332
01:08:24,143 --> 01:08:26,189
Bob?
1333
01:08:26,319 --> 01:08:27,538
Can you teach me how to sew?
1334
01:08:41,029 --> 01:08:41,943
Sorry for skipping out on you.
1335
01:08:42,074 --> 01:08:42,944
Yeah.
1336
01:08:43,075 --> 01:08:45,686
We were, like, so cowardly.
1337
01:08:45,817 --> 01:08:47,340
This is ace.
1338
01:08:47,471 --> 01:08:48,776
Did you steal it?
1339
01:08:48,907 --> 01:08:49,647
I made it.
1340
01:08:49,777 --> 01:08:51,388
Shut up.
1341
01:08:51,518 --> 01:08:52,432
I want one.
1342
01:08:52,563 --> 01:08:53,999
Me too.
1343
01:08:54,130 --> 01:08:56,306
Then wouldn't she be
wearing the same top?
1344
01:08:56,436 --> 01:08:57,524
Yeah.
1345
01:08:57,655 --> 01:08:58,395
Like a club.
1346
01:09:04,575 --> 01:09:05,402
Hey, Soph.
1347
01:09:10,624 --> 01:09:11,408
Ah!
1348
01:09:15,499 --> 01:09:17,065
I had the best day.
1349
01:09:17,196 --> 01:09:19,242
Great.
1350
01:09:19,372 --> 01:09:20,634
He followed me.
1351
01:09:20,765 --> 01:09:22,288
I want to be
good at something.
1352
01:09:22,419 --> 01:09:23,333
Well of course you do.
1353
01:09:27,119 --> 01:09:29,817
You ever seen one
of these before?
1354
01:09:29,948 --> 01:09:31,602
Check, check, check, check.
1355
01:09:31,732 --> 01:09:33,473
Check, check.
Check, check.
1356
01:09:33,604 --> 01:09:34,474
Does it look all right?
1357
01:09:34,605 --> 01:09:35,780
Wicked.
1358
01:09:35,910 --> 01:09:36,824
I hope you're ready.
1359
01:09:36,955 --> 01:09:37,956
Oh, god.
1360
01:09:38,086 --> 01:09:40,480
It's showtime.
1361
01:09:40,611 --> 01:09:43,309
Thank you for
coming, ladies and--
1362
01:09:43,440 --> 01:09:44,876
just lady.
1363
01:09:45,006 --> 01:09:48,923
I am pleased to present
original creations by Tess.
1364
01:09:55,800 --> 01:09:59,107
In a stunning outfit of
skirt and top, retro chick.
1365
01:09:59,238 --> 01:10:00,587
That's our Sophie.
1366
01:10:01,675 --> 01:10:03,764
Chic, not chick.
1367
01:10:03,895 --> 01:10:05,288
Whatever.
1368
01:10:05,418 --> 01:10:08,769
And next up, the twins of evil.
1369
01:10:08,900 --> 01:10:10,031
Oh!
1370
01:10:13,426 --> 01:10:18,866
And finally, the heroine of
the hour, the one and only Miss
1371
01:10:18,997 --> 01:10:20,390
Tess!
1372
01:10:53,118 --> 01:10:54,859
Miss Jamieson.
1373
01:10:54,989 --> 01:10:58,819
Yeah, I was just
in the neighborhood.
1374
01:10:58,950 --> 01:11:01,300
I wasn't, obviously.
1375
01:11:01,431 --> 01:11:04,085
I came to see you.
1376
01:11:04,216 --> 01:11:05,043
Come on in.
1377
01:11:12,964 --> 01:11:13,791
Here we are.
1378
01:11:19,318 --> 01:11:20,841
She's very talented.
1379
01:11:20,972 --> 01:11:23,888
You've been so good with them.
1380
01:11:24,018 --> 01:11:26,456
But I know the truth.
1381
01:11:26,586 --> 01:11:29,633
I just helped her
make a few dresses.
1382
01:11:29,763 --> 01:11:33,463
You got my little
girl out of jail.
1383
01:11:33,593 --> 01:11:37,989
I got a phone call this morning
from a Detective Alvarez.
1384
01:11:38,119 --> 01:11:40,470
He said that he wished that
half the fathers that he met
1385
01:11:40,600 --> 01:11:44,125
were as loyal and
determined as you.
1386
01:11:44,256 --> 01:11:46,693
Don't be too hard on her.
1387
01:11:46,824 --> 01:11:48,869
I think you know
me better than that.
1388
01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:50,610
I do.
1389
01:11:50,741 --> 01:11:52,438
So, what's next for you?
1390
01:11:52,569 --> 01:11:53,787
Well, I've got a job.
1391
01:11:53,918 --> 01:11:56,355
One of those butler cruises.
1392
01:11:56,486 --> 01:11:59,532
Around the world in 365 days.
1393
01:11:59,663 --> 01:12:03,884
Well, uh-- that's
good for you.
1394
01:12:04,015 --> 01:12:05,451
When do you leave?
1395
01:12:05,582 --> 01:12:08,628
First thing Saturday.
1396
01:12:08,759 --> 01:12:12,937
Oh, um-- well, these
are for tomorrow.
1397
01:12:15,853 --> 01:12:17,158
Oh, wow.
1398
01:12:17,289 --> 01:12:18,334
I love the trumpet.
1399
01:12:18,464 --> 01:12:19,509
Yeah.
1400
01:12:19,639 --> 01:12:21,119
Jacques and I were
supposed to go,
1401
01:12:21,249 --> 01:12:23,208
but I thought maybe you
had someone special.
1402
01:12:25,776 --> 01:12:26,559
No.
1403
01:12:31,564 --> 01:12:32,826
Well, I guess we, um--
1404
01:12:32,957 --> 01:12:34,611
we each could take one.
1405
01:12:34,741 --> 01:12:35,525
Sure.
1406
01:12:38,919 --> 01:12:41,313
OK, then.
1407
01:12:41,444 --> 01:12:44,055
OK.
1408
01:12:44,185 --> 01:12:46,362
OK, well, I'll
see you there, then.
1409
01:12:46,492 --> 01:12:47,667
8:00 tomorrow.
1410
01:12:47,798 --> 01:12:48,538
OK.
1411
01:12:55,632 --> 01:12:57,677
It's not a date.
1412
01:12:57,808 --> 01:12:58,591
It's a date.
1413
01:12:58,722 --> 01:12:59,549
It is not.
1414
01:12:59,679 --> 01:13:00,767
Is.
1415
01:13:00,898 --> 01:13:01,768
It's not a date.
1416
01:13:01,899 --> 01:13:02,726
A date?
1417
01:13:02,856 --> 01:13:03,683
Ha.
1418
01:13:03,814 --> 01:13:05,468
We're just two people.
1419
01:13:05,598 --> 01:13:08,949
Two individual people who happen
to be going to the same place
1420
01:13:09,080 --> 01:13:10,603
at the same time.
1421
01:13:10,734 --> 01:13:12,997
All I did was give
Bob my extra ticket.
1422
01:13:13,127 --> 01:13:15,695
It's so a date.
1423
01:13:15,826 --> 01:13:16,740
Who's going on a date?
1424
01:13:16,870 --> 01:13:17,697
Mom.
1425
01:13:17,828 --> 01:13:19,177
With Bob.
1426
01:13:19,307 --> 01:13:20,178
Awesome!
1427
01:13:28,752 --> 01:13:30,057
Hello?
1428
01:13:30,188 --> 01:13:33,583
What are you
doing at this moment?
1429
01:13:39,676 --> 01:13:41,068
Ew.
1430
01:13:41,199 --> 01:13:43,636
I'm taking care of my family.
1431
01:13:43,767 --> 01:13:46,683
I'm a single woman of a
certain age, remember?
1432
01:13:46,813 --> 01:13:50,861
Ah, tonight we have those,
uh, tickets to the concert.
1433
01:13:50,991 --> 01:13:51,905
Bye, Jacques.
1434
01:13:52,036 --> 01:13:53,472
You will not use them.
1435
01:13:53,603 --> 01:13:55,605
You would not go alone.
1436
01:13:55,735 --> 01:13:58,259
Are you-- going alone?
1437
01:13:58,390 --> 01:14:00,392
Are you jealous,
my little Jacques?
1438
01:14:00,523 --> 01:14:01,698
Oh, easy.
1439
01:14:01,828 --> 01:14:03,526
"Roberre."
1440
01:14:04,657 --> 01:14:06,224
Roberre?
1441
01:14:06,354 --> 01:14:07,094
Boberre?
1442
01:14:10,184 --> 01:14:12,578
Bob?
1443
01:14:12,709 --> 01:14:16,147
It's just a night out
with a beautiful woman,
1444
01:14:16,277 --> 01:14:18,802
who's stolen my heart.
1445
01:14:26,810 --> 01:14:28,551
I've got a doorbell, you know?
1446
01:14:32,380 --> 01:14:33,207
We're here to help.
1447
01:14:33,338 --> 01:14:34,818
Let's see what you've got.
1448
01:14:34,948 --> 01:14:38,212
Could you have knocked
a little more, maybe?
1449
01:14:38,343 --> 01:14:39,344
Ugly.
1450
01:14:39,475 --> 01:14:40,345
Ew.
1451
01:14:40,476 --> 01:14:41,607
No.
1452
01:14:41,738 --> 01:14:42,956
Tragic.
1453
01:14:43,087 --> 01:14:44,305
Ew.
1454
01:14:44,436 --> 01:14:45,437
Gross.
1455
01:14:45,568 --> 01:14:46,307
No.
1456
01:14:48,614 --> 01:14:49,963
What's wrong with this?
1457
01:14:50,094 --> 01:14:52,096
I'm kind of bored
of suits, you know?
1458
01:14:52,226 --> 01:14:53,489
It's perfect.
1459
01:14:53,619 --> 01:14:55,447
What time is the concert?
1460
01:14:55,578 --> 01:14:57,405
Doesn't take me
long to get ready.
1461
01:14:57,536 --> 01:14:58,319
Maybe it should.
1462
01:15:07,415 --> 01:15:08,678
Oh, hello, sir.
1463
01:15:08,808 --> 01:15:10,027
Can I help you?
1464
01:15:10,157 --> 01:15:13,987
This is the Cosmopolitan
Butler School?
1465
01:15:14,118 --> 01:15:16,207
It is no more.
1466
01:15:16,337 --> 01:15:17,904
It is closing?
1467
01:15:18,035 --> 01:15:19,776
I'm afraid so.
1468
01:15:19,906 --> 01:15:23,214
Not enough filthy
lucre to keep it alive.
1469
01:15:23,344 --> 01:15:27,740
So, you trained the great Bob?
1470
01:15:27,871 --> 01:15:30,482
What about Bob?
1471
01:15:30,613 --> 01:15:33,180
Five day course.
1472
01:15:34,834 --> 01:15:36,923
You're not a professional!
1473
01:15:37,054 --> 01:15:43,190
Just a sad British man with
his sad little tradition.
1474
01:15:43,321 --> 01:15:47,804
So, now we have
Bob the liar, too.
1475
01:15:47,934 --> 01:15:55,507
If I may say so, sir, Bob
Tree is a finer man than most.
1476
01:15:55,638 --> 01:15:57,248
And it has been an
honor to know him.
1477
01:15:57,378 --> 01:15:58,249
Oh, boo.
1478
01:16:04,255 --> 01:16:05,125
Wow.
1479
01:16:05,256 --> 01:16:07,867
Mom, is that you?
1480
01:16:07,998 --> 01:16:10,087
I'll take that as a
compliment, I think.
1481
01:16:10,217 --> 01:16:12,742
Now, don't stay up too late.
1482
01:16:12,872 --> 01:16:13,960
You're sure it's not too much?
1483
01:16:14,091 --> 01:16:14,961
You're a hottie.
1484
01:16:15,092 --> 01:16:16,441
That's a good thing, right?
1485
01:16:16,572 --> 01:16:17,573
It's not too risque?
1486
01:16:17,703 --> 01:16:18,661
If you've got it, flaunt it.
1487
01:16:18,791 --> 01:16:20,706
That's what I always say.
1488
01:16:20,837 --> 01:16:23,535
You'd better not say that.
1489
01:16:23,666 --> 01:16:24,405
Goodnight.
1490
01:16:52,695 --> 01:16:53,478
You're early.
1491
01:16:57,090 --> 01:16:57,917
Yes, I am.
1492
01:17:34,693 --> 01:17:39,393
You look-- radiant.
1493
01:17:39,524 --> 01:17:41,004
You said it yourself.
1494
01:17:41,134 --> 01:17:42,396
I have a very talented daughter.
1495
01:18:02,460 --> 01:18:03,548
- Yeah, I couldn't believe it.
- Whoa.
1496
01:18:03,679 --> 01:18:04,767
Ticket please, sir.
1497
01:18:04,897 --> 01:18:06,029
Oh, my-- my ticket,
it's in there.
1498
01:18:06,159 --> 01:18:07,030
Bob has it.
1499
01:18:07,160 --> 01:18:08,118
Bob who?
1500
01:18:08,248 --> 01:18:09,162
Uh, Bob has my ticket.
Bob.
1501
01:18:09,293 --> 01:18:11,382
Bob.
Bob.
1502
01:18:11,512 --> 01:18:12,296
Oh--
1503
01:18:18,911 --> 01:18:19,782
Forget it.
1504
01:18:19,912 --> 01:18:21,261
Oh, come on.
1505
01:18:52,771 --> 01:18:54,120
It's like a dream, isn't it?
1506
01:19:09,832 --> 01:19:11,529
You want to go backstage?
1507
01:19:11,659 --> 01:19:13,052
I don't think we're allowed.
1508
01:19:13,183 --> 01:19:17,013
All right, we'll go backstage.
1509
01:19:17,143 --> 01:19:17,970
Bob?
1510
01:19:18,101 --> 01:19:19,363
Yeah!
1511
01:19:19,493 --> 01:19:20,320
Hi, Bob.
1512
01:19:20,451 --> 01:19:22,235
- How you doing?
- Bob?
1513
01:19:22,366 --> 01:19:23,149
Bob!
1514
01:19:23,280 --> 01:19:24,760
Mama Clara.
1515
01:19:24,890 --> 01:19:26,936
She fired me.
1516
01:19:27,066 --> 01:19:29,460
Are you sure we can do this?
1517
01:19:29,590 --> 01:19:30,678
Bob, is that you?
1518
01:19:30,809 --> 01:19:31,592
Vince.
1519
01:19:34,508 --> 01:19:35,553
How you doing?
- Good.
1520
01:19:35,683 --> 01:19:36,728
How are you?
1521
01:19:36,859 --> 01:19:38,034
Good to see ya.
1522
01:19:38,164 --> 01:19:39,687
I want you to meet
a friend of mine.
1523
01:19:39,818 --> 01:19:41,428
Anne Jamieson.
- Charmed.
1524
01:19:41,559 --> 01:19:43,169
The pleasure is mine.
1525
01:19:43,300 --> 01:19:45,302
You know, a few of us are
going out for something to eat.
1526
01:19:45,432 --> 01:19:48,479
Would you and your date
like to, uh, go with us?
1527
01:19:48,609 --> 01:19:49,697
She's not a date.
1528
01:19:49,828 --> 01:19:51,395
Uh, we'd love to.
1529
01:19:51,525 --> 01:19:53,092
Fantastic.
1530
01:19:53,223 --> 01:19:54,354
I-- I saw them go back there.
1531
01:19:54,485 --> 01:19:55,268
Who?
1532
01:19:55,399 --> 01:19:56,400
Oh, uh, Bob.
1533
01:19:56,530 --> 01:19:57,836
Bob.
1534
01:19:57,967 --> 01:19:59,185
Are-- are you deaf?
1535
01:19:59,316 --> 01:20:00,534
Hey!
Hey!
1536
01:20:00,665 --> 01:20:01,492
Hey!
1537
01:20:13,852 --> 01:20:15,288
Whoa.
1538
01:20:15,419 --> 01:20:17,682
You seem like you know
everyone in the whole city.
1539
01:20:17,813 --> 01:20:18,683
Yeah.
1540
01:20:18,814 --> 01:20:20,685
Well, I've been fired a lot.
1541
01:20:23,688 --> 01:20:25,429
It was a wonderful evening.
1542
01:20:25,559 --> 01:20:26,560
Oh, Anne, your dress.
1543
01:20:26,691 --> 01:20:27,474
Your dress.
1544
01:20:27,605 --> 01:20:31,000
Oh-- your dress.
- Ah--
1545
01:20:31,130 --> 01:20:32,479
Oh, jeez.
1546
01:20:32,610 --> 01:20:34,264
Did you and Tess plan this?
1547
01:20:34,394 --> 01:20:35,308
Yeah.
1548
01:20:35,439 --> 01:20:37,136
I-- I did teach her to sew.
1549
01:20:37,267 --> 01:20:38,659
Yeah?
1550
01:20:38,790 --> 01:20:39,660
Bob!
1551
01:20:39,791 --> 01:20:41,619
But not for long.
1552
01:20:41,749 --> 01:20:44,970
If I weren't a gentleman,
I would kill you right now.
1553
01:20:45,101 --> 01:20:46,929
Oh, Jacques, this isn't
any of your business.
1554
01:20:47,059 --> 01:20:48,800
It is my business.
1555
01:20:48,931 --> 01:20:50,019
Put some clothes on.
1556
01:20:50,149 --> 01:20:51,455
Don't you tell me what to do.
1557
01:20:51,585 --> 01:20:56,982
I'll-- run around stark
naked, if I want to.
1558
01:20:57,113 --> 01:20:59,028
Anne, you have been fooled.
1559
01:20:59,158 --> 01:21:01,247
He is not a proper butler.
1560
01:21:01,378 --> 01:21:02,553
Maybe I should just go.
1561
01:21:02,683 --> 01:21:04,294
Oh, you think you
can just sneak away?
1562
01:21:04,424 --> 01:21:05,991
After what you did?
1563
01:21:06,122 --> 01:21:09,952
You cannot take advantage
of a middle aged woman!
1564
01:21:10,082 --> 01:21:12,084
I am not middle aged!
1565
01:21:12,215 --> 01:21:14,173
Am I?
1566
01:21:14,304 --> 01:21:16,784
You're beautiful.
1567
01:21:16,915 --> 01:21:18,612
And I'm going to hire Bob.
1568
01:21:18,743 --> 01:21:19,875
To do what?
1569
01:21:20,005 --> 01:21:21,615
He trained for five days.
1570
01:21:21,746 --> 01:21:22,703
Five!
1571
01:21:22,834 --> 01:21:23,879
Cinc!
1572
01:21:24,009 --> 01:21:26,055
You were going to hire me?
1573
01:21:26,185 --> 01:21:29,145
Well, you really care for my
children, and they adore you.
1574
01:21:29,275 --> 01:21:30,320
Anne!
1575
01:21:30,450 --> 01:21:32,452
This situation is intolerable!
1576
01:21:32,583 --> 01:21:34,324
No, this situation is fine.
1577
01:21:34,454 --> 01:21:37,414
You are intolerable.
1578
01:21:37,544 --> 01:21:38,328
Ah.
1579
01:21:38,458 --> 01:21:40,591
So, finni?
1580
01:21:40,721 --> 01:21:42,114
Over!
1581
01:21:42,245 --> 01:21:43,333
Au revoir.
1582
01:21:43,463 --> 01:21:44,421
Good riddance!
1583
01:21:44,551 --> 01:21:45,335
Talk to my hand!
1584
01:21:48,686 --> 01:21:49,513
So, would you--
1585
01:21:49,643 --> 01:21:51,515
come back to work?
1586
01:21:51,645 --> 01:21:53,343
The children miss you, and--
1587
01:21:53,473 --> 01:21:55,911
well, we all miss you.
1588
01:21:56,041 --> 01:21:57,216
I can't.
1589
01:21:57,347 --> 01:21:59,088
I don't understand?
1590
01:21:59,218 --> 01:22:00,393
It wouldn't be appropriate.
1591
01:22:14,059 --> 01:22:16,975
Are you going after him?
1592
01:22:17,106 --> 01:22:18,759
He's leaving first
thing in the morning.
1593
01:22:35,385 --> 01:22:37,735
Get up, Mom.
1594
01:22:37,865 --> 01:22:39,737
Tess, what are you doing?
1595
01:22:39,867 --> 01:22:43,001
Why did you work
this hard, Mom?
1596
01:22:43,132 --> 01:22:45,177
You're all alone.
1597
01:22:45,308 --> 01:22:46,657
Mom, he's part of our family.
1598
01:22:58,147 --> 01:22:59,148
Stay here.
1599
01:22:59,278 --> 01:23:00,497
Go, Mom!
1600
01:23:00,627 --> 01:23:01,541
Go, Mom!
1601
01:23:01,672 --> 01:23:03,021
Go, Mom!
Go, Mom!
1602
01:23:03,152 --> 01:23:04,022
Go, Mom!
1603
01:23:04,153 --> 01:23:05,023
Go, Mom!
1604
01:23:05,154 --> 01:23:05,893
Go, Mom!
1605
01:23:10,115 --> 01:23:11,464
Go, Mom!
1606
01:23:11,595 --> 01:23:12,465
Go, Mom!
1607
01:23:12,596 --> 01:23:13,553
Go, Mom!
1608
01:23:13,684 --> 01:23:14,467
Go, Mom!
1609
01:23:20,604 --> 01:23:21,474
Go, Mom!
1610
01:23:21,605 --> 01:23:22,345
Go, Mom!
1611
01:23:26,871 --> 01:23:27,654
What happened?
1612
01:23:31,571 --> 01:23:32,355
That happened.
1613
01:23:36,837 --> 01:23:38,796
That's the butler cruise.
1614
01:23:38,926 --> 01:23:39,927
You mean--
1615
01:23:40,058 --> 01:23:40,798
Bob left?
1616
01:23:50,286 --> 01:23:51,504
What a mess!
1617
01:23:51,635 --> 01:23:52,418
A real mess.
1618
01:23:55,508 --> 01:23:56,379
It's a real mess.
1619
01:23:59,164 --> 01:24:02,428
Maybe he'll come back?
1620
01:24:02,559 --> 01:24:03,734
Get tidy, Anne.
1621
01:24:03,864 --> 01:24:04,648
Tidy.
1622
01:24:16,747 --> 01:24:17,835
I'm sorry, kids.
1623
01:24:17,965 --> 01:24:20,838
We lost Bob, and
it's all my fault.
1624
01:24:20,968 --> 01:24:23,275
But I want to thank you both.
1625
01:24:23,406 --> 01:24:26,496
I love you so much.
1626
01:24:26,626 --> 01:24:29,499
Both of you.
1627
01:24:29,629 --> 01:24:30,978
Please don't look
at me like that.
1628
01:24:36,810 --> 01:24:38,203
Huh.
1629
01:24:38,334 --> 01:24:40,640
They say that kids
bounce back, but--
1630
01:24:51,216 --> 01:24:51,999
Bob!
1631
01:24:55,525 --> 01:24:56,395
Bob!
1632
01:24:56,526 --> 01:24:57,527
Hi.
1633
01:24:57,657 --> 01:25:00,182
What about the butler cruise?
1634
01:25:00,312 --> 01:25:01,835
I couldn't leave.
1635
01:25:01,966 --> 01:25:03,272
Thought I'd stay.
1636
01:25:03,402 --> 01:25:04,621
Car washing?
1637
01:25:04,751 --> 01:25:07,145
Well, it's early
on in the C's.
1638
01:25:26,643 --> 01:25:29,472
We love you, Mom!
1639
01:25:32,039 --> 01:25:33,954
Hey!
1640
01:25:34,085 --> 01:25:38,872
This is a song about
my desire to find work.
1641
01:25:39,003 --> 01:25:42,876
My desire to find a family.
1642
01:25:43,007 --> 01:25:46,097
For the food we are about to
receive, and for my new dad,
1643
01:25:46,228 --> 01:25:47,881
Bob, we thank you, God.
1644
01:25:48,012 --> 01:25:48,795
Amen.
1645
01:25:48,926 --> 01:25:50,406
Amen.
1646
01:25:50,536 --> 01:25:53,583
Oh, honey-- why don't I carve?
1647
01:25:53,713 --> 01:25:54,975
Ahem.
1648
01:25:55,106 --> 01:25:56,977
That's a gentleman's job, ma'am.
1649
01:26:01,982 --> 01:26:02,809
Check it.
1650
01:26:06,813 --> 01:26:08,641
Not again!
1651
01:26:08,772 --> 01:26:10,556
No!
1652
01:26:13,168 --> 01:26:16,606
Dinner is served.
1653
01:26:16,736 --> 01:26:17,824
My name is Bob.
1654
01:26:17,955 --> 01:26:19,435
I'm looking for a job.
1655
01:26:19,565 --> 01:26:21,263
When I'm not getting fired,
I'm living like a slob.
1656
01:26:21,393 --> 01:26:24,266
Go through the phonebook
looking for work.
1657
01:26:24,396 --> 01:26:26,790
I wanna be an astronaut,
like Captain Kirk.
1658
01:26:26,920 --> 01:26:28,618
Flip burgers to make me a buck.
1659
01:26:28,748 --> 01:26:30,402
I burned down the restaurant.
1660
01:26:30,533 --> 01:26:31,664
It's just my luck.
1661
01:26:31,795 --> 01:26:34,580
I got another occupation
under my belt.
1662
01:26:34,711 --> 01:26:36,408
Keeping a job for two
weeks, I'm doing well.
1663
01:26:36,539 --> 01:26:39,585
Like the time at the barber
shop, gave it all I got.
1664
01:26:39,716 --> 01:26:41,848
Chopped off an earlobe.
It bled a lot.
1665
01:26:41,979 --> 01:26:43,633
He never said a lot.
1666
01:26:43,763 --> 01:26:47,680
He just screamed, and got blood
on my brand new blue jeans.
1667
01:26:47,811 --> 01:26:49,552
Oh, golly, gee, did it again.
1668
01:26:49,682 --> 01:26:52,424
I talk to my hamster,
my only friend.
1669
01:26:52,555 --> 01:26:54,513
Go through the phonebook
again, like a fool,
1670
01:26:54,644 --> 01:26:55,688
and I see something.
1671
01:26:55,819 --> 01:26:57,647
It's butler school!
1672
01:26:57,777 --> 01:26:59,257
My name is Bob, and I'm
looking like a slob.
1673
01:26:59,388 --> 01:27:00,606
Bob!
1674
01:27:00,737 --> 01:27:01,564
My name is Bob, and
I need to get a job.
1675
01:27:01,694 --> 01:27:02,608
Bob!
1676
01:27:02,739 --> 01:27:03,479
My name is Bob, not Bobert.
1677
01:27:03,609 --> 01:27:04,871
Just Bob.
1678
01:27:05,002 --> 01:27:06,351
My name is Bob, and
I need to get a job.
1679
01:27:06,482 --> 01:27:07,744
Bob!
1680
01:27:07,874 --> 01:27:09,049
My name is Bob, and I'm
looking like a slob.
1681
01:27:09,180 --> 01:27:10,399
Bob!
1682
01:27:10,529 --> 01:27:11,530
My name is Bob, and
I need to get a job.
1683
01:27:11,661 --> 01:27:12,575
Bob!
1684
01:27:12,705 --> 01:27:13,793
My name is Bob, not Bobert.
1685
01:27:13,924 --> 01:27:15,186
Just Bob.
1686
01:27:15,317 --> 01:27:17,057
My name is Bob, and
I need to get a job.
1687
01:27:17,188 --> 01:27:18,363
So I jumped on my motorbike.
1688
01:27:18,494 --> 01:27:19,582
Gonna be a butler.
1689
01:27:19,712 --> 01:27:20,800
Went to the school.
1690
01:27:20,931 --> 01:27:22,541
It was like no other.
1691
01:27:22,672 --> 01:27:24,326
They made me balance
plates on my head.
1692
01:27:24,456 --> 01:27:25,718
Yeah!
1693
01:27:25,849 --> 01:27:27,764
They made me make a
naked dude get dressed.
1694
01:27:27,894 --> 01:27:30,201
He dressed me up in
a suit and a vest.
1695
01:27:30,332 --> 01:27:32,247
Took me to the
rooftop for a test.
1696
01:27:32,377 --> 01:27:33,813
Made me climb to
the edge real slow.
1697
01:27:33,944 --> 01:27:35,206
Ha!
1698
01:27:35,337 --> 01:27:37,077
Looked at the ground,
and I got vertigo.
1699
01:27:37,208 --> 01:27:39,558
I thought about a woman
that I met the other day,
1700
01:27:39,689 --> 01:27:41,343
and the vertigo
stopped spinning.
1701
01:27:41,473 --> 01:27:42,648
It went away.
What?
1702
01:27:42,779 --> 01:27:43,606
It felt real good.
1703
01:27:43,736 --> 01:27:44,824
What can I say?
1704
01:27:44,955 --> 01:27:46,217
I think I'm gonna be a butler.
1705
01:27:46,348 --> 01:27:48,741
I'm on my way, cause
my name is Bob,
1706
01:27:48,872 --> 01:27:49,786
and I'm looking like a slob.
1707
01:27:49,916 --> 01:27:51,178
Bob!
1708
01:27:51,309 --> 01:27:52,136
My name is Bob, and
I need to get a job.
1709
01:27:52,267 --> 01:27:53,006
Bob!
1710
01:27:53,137 --> 01:27:53,920
My name is Bob.
1711
01:27:54,051 --> 01:27:55,313
Not Bobert, just Bob.
1712
01:27:55,444 --> 01:27:57,359
My name is Bob, and
I need to get a job.
1713
01:27:57,489 --> 01:27:58,751
Bob!
1714
01:27:58,882 --> 01:27:59,970
My name is Bob, and I'm
looking like a slob.
1715
01:28:00,100 --> 01:28:01,363
Bob!
1716
01:28:01,493 --> 01:28:02,712
My name is Bob, and
I need to get a job.
1717
01:28:02,842 --> 01:28:03,974
Bob!
My name is Bob, not Bobert.
1718
01:28:04,104 --> 01:28:05,367
Just Bob.
1719
01:28:05,497 --> 01:28:07,934
My name is Bob, and
I need to get a job.
1720
01:28:08,065 --> 01:28:10,850
Went to the place, and
I got a job on the spot.
1721
01:28:10,981 --> 01:28:13,157
Living in the attic,
I didn't need a lot.
1722
01:28:13,288 --> 01:28:14,724
Take the duster, dust.
1723
01:28:14,854 --> 01:28:16,029
I attack this.
1724
01:28:16,160 --> 01:28:18,075
Drive the kids to
basketball practice.
1725
01:28:18,205 --> 01:28:20,773
I make dinner,
some kind of luau.
1726
01:28:20,904 --> 01:28:22,819
I wanna make the lady say wow!
1727
01:28:22,949 --> 01:28:25,387
But the lady comes home
and the pig explodes.
1728
01:28:25,517 --> 01:28:28,259
Messed up again,
that's all she wrote.
1729
01:28:28,390 --> 01:28:31,088
Pretty soon I'll be back
on the street, looking
1730
01:28:31,218 --> 01:28:33,220
for a job with nothing to eat.
1731
01:28:33,351 --> 01:28:35,919
And maybe I could be a
rapper, rapping on the beat.
1732
01:28:36,049 --> 01:28:37,529
Get you on the dance
floor, moving your feet.
1733
01:28:37,660 --> 01:28:38,965
Ha!
1734
01:28:39,096 --> 01:28:39,923
My name is Bob, and I'm
looking like a slob.
1735
01:28:40,053 --> 01:28:41,316
Bob!
1736
01:28:41,446 --> 01:28:42,317
My name is Bob, and
I need to get a job.
1737
01:28:42,447 --> 01:28:43,274
Bob!
1738
01:28:43,405 --> 01:28:44,623
My name is Bob, not Bobert.
1739
01:28:44,754 --> 01:28:45,537
Just Bob.
1740
01:28:45,668 --> 01:28:46,886
Bob!
1741
01:28:47,017 --> 01:28:47,974
My name is Bob, and
I need to get a job.
1742
01:28:48,105 --> 01:28:49,411
Bob!
1743
01:28:49,541 --> 01:28:49,933
My name is Bob, and I'm
looking like a slob.
1744
01:28:50,063 --> 01:28:51,326
Bob!
1745
01:28:51,456 --> 01:28:52,457
My name is Bob, and
I need to get a job.
1746
01:28:52,588 --> 01:28:53,328
Bob!
1747
01:28:53,458 --> 01:28:54,416
My name is Bob.
1748
01:28:54,546 --> 01:28:55,895
Not Bobert, just Bob.
1749
01:28:56,026 --> 01:28:58,376
My name is Bob, and
I need to get a job.
1750
01:28:58,507 --> 01:28:59,812
My name is Bob, and I'm
looking like a slob.
1751
01:28:59,943 --> 01:29:01,205
Bob!
1752
01:29:01,336 --> 01:29:02,162
My name is Bob, and
I need to get a job.
1753
01:29:02,293 --> 01:29:03,947
Bob!
My name is Bob.
1754
01:29:04,077 --> 01:29:05,949
Not Bobert, just Bob!
1755
01:29:06,079 --> 01:29:07,385
My name is Bob, and
I need to get a job.
1756
01:29:07,516 --> 01:29:08,778
Bob!
1757
01:29:08,908 --> 01:29:10,040
My name is Bob, and I'm
looking like a slob.
1758
01:29:10,170 --> 01:29:11,433
Bob!
1759
01:29:11,563 --> 01:29:12,825
My name is Bob, and
I need to get a job.
1760
01:29:12,956 --> 01:29:14,000
Bob!
My name is Bob.
1761
01:29:14,131 --> 01:29:15,828
Not Bobert, just Bob.
1762
01:29:15,959 --> 01:29:20,050
My name is Bob, and
I need to get a job!
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