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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,532 --> 00:00:15,571 ♪ I don't think that I can take it♪ 2 00:00:15,604 --> 00:00:19,109 ♪ 'Cause it took so long to bake it♪ 3 00:00:19,142 --> 00:00:26,181 ♪ And I'll never have that recipe again♪ 4 00:00:26,215 --> 00:00:29,517 ♪ Again♪ 5 00:03:15,345 --> 00:03:18,781 Come in if you dare. 6 00:03:20,150 --> 00:03:21,651 The living. 7 00:03:21,684 --> 00:03:23,053 The dead. 8 00:03:23,087 --> 00:03:25,155 Can they coexist? 9 00:03:25,189 --> 00:03:27,291 That's what we're here to find out. 10 00:03:27,324 --> 00:03:31,028 My name is Lydia Deetz, and welcome to Ghost House. 11 00:03:34,997 --> 00:03:36,631 Joining us in the attic tonight 12 00:03:36,665 --> 00:03:40,303 are Emmet and Jody Welch, from Cleghorn, Wisconsin. 13 00:03:40,336 --> 00:03:43,705 Along with their dog, Taco. 14 00:03:43,738 --> 00:03:44,974 And we're gonna hear about how 15 00:03:45,007 --> 00:03:49,078 their dream home became a ghost house. 16 00:03:50,947 --> 00:03:54,117 I've been a psychic mediator for over 15 years. 17 00:03:54,150 --> 00:03:55,885 But nothing could have prepared me 18 00:03:55,918 --> 00:03:57,786 for what I encountered when I visited 19 00:03:57,819 --> 00:03:58,921 the Welch farm. 20 00:04:00,223 --> 00:04:01,324 Here's a preview. 21 00:04:02,258 --> 00:04:03,725 Be warned, 22 00:04:03,758 --> 00:04:04,793 it's intense. 23 00:04:07,095 --> 00:04:10,232 I don't know what I'm gonna find behind this door, 24 00:04:10,265 --> 00:04:13,701 but it doesn't want me here. 25 00:04:31,119 --> 00:04:33,388 I feel a dark presence. 26 00:04:33,421 --> 00:04:35,357 We need to leave! Now! 27 00:04:38,758 --> 00:04:42,695 Emmet, are you ready to hear about your paranormal visitors? 28 00:04:42,729 --> 00:04:43,763 Bring it on. 29 00:04:43,796 --> 00:04:45,266 How about you, Jody? 30 00:04:45,299 --> 00:04:46,967 Haven't slept a wink 31 00:04:47,001 --> 00:04:49,403 since we moved into that darned house. 32 00:04:49,436 --> 00:04:52,872 Taco was so freaked out, he goes to the bathroom 33 00:04:52,907 --> 00:04:55,276 in his doggy bed every night. 34 00:04:55,309 --> 00:04:57,378 It's been a living nightmare. 35 00:04:57,411 --> 00:05:01,882 Confronting the unknown. Conquering your fears. 36 00:05:01,916 --> 00:05:03,850 There's nothing harder. 37 00:05:03,884 --> 00:05:05,152 But don't worry. 38 00:05:05,186 --> 00:05:06,753 I'll be right by your... 39 00:05:09,821 --> 00:05:11,057 What the... 40 00:05:11,090 --> 00:05:12,125 No. 41 00:05:13,893 --> 00:05:15,261 No, no. 42 00:05:15,295 --> 00:05:16,296 What's going on? 43 00:05:17,397 --> 00:05:18,965 -I don't know. -Go! 44 00:05:18,998 --> 00:05:20,934 No. No. 45 00:05:20,967 --> 00:05:22,902 -Uh... -You're doing great. 46 00:05:22,936 --> 00:05:25,038 I'm... 47 00:05:25,071 --> 00:05:27,473 Need a break? 48 00:05:27,507 --> 00:05:29,442 -Yeah. -Yeah, let's take a break. 49 00:05:29,475 --> 00:05:32,445 Lydia Deetz, ladies and gentlemen! 50 00:05:32,478 --> 00:05:34,047 Bravo. 51 00:05:36,015 --> 00:05:37,083 I need five. Make it happen. 52 00:05:38,151 --> 00:05:40,018 Okay, everybody, that's lunch! 53 00:05:50,295 --> 00:05:52,965 I told him he needed to wear contacts. 54 00:05:52,998 --> 00:05:56,034 But no, Mr. Big Shot Magician wouldn't listen. 55 00:05:56,068 --> 00:05:57,835 Oh, can you give it a rest, Nadia? 56 00:05:57,868 --> 00:05:59,471 I'm having a really shitty day. 57 00:06:00,939 --> 00:06:02,074 Hmm? 58 00:06:04,176 --> 00:06:05,843 What happened out there? 59 00:06:07,279 --> 00:06:08,846 You okay? 60 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:10,414 Yeah, I'm fine. 61 00:06:10,448 --> 00:06:12,483 It's these double taping days, 62 00:06:12,516 --> 00:06:14,919 -it can get to me. -Oh, God. 63 00:06:14,952 --> 00:06:17,255 Kills me to see you feeling like this. 64 00:06:17,288 --> 00:06:18,522 Because when you're feeling like this, 65 00:06:18,556 --> 00:06:19,957 it just makes me feel what you're feeling. 66 00:06:19,991 --> 00:06:21,292 So in a weird way it's like, 67 00:06:21,325 --> 00:06:23,127 when you're hurting, it's hurting me. 68 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:25,396 -I don't know. -God, I'm sorry. 69 00:06:25,429 --> 00:06:27,298 I... I don't mean to make you feel like that. 70 00:06:27,331 --> 00:06:29,533 Oh, babe. Hey, it's okay. 71 00:06:29,567 --> 00:06:31,402 If anything, it just shows how connected we are. 72 00:06:33,971 --> 00:06:36,007 It's like we got the same stupid little heart. 73 00:06:45,515 --> 00:06:47,850 No. You don't need these. 74 00:06:47,884 --> 00:06:48,885 Oh. 75 00:06:49,986 --> 00:06:51,854 I have one job, and that is 76 00:06:51,888 --> 00:06:53,890 to make sure that you do not drown your talents 77 00:06:53,923 --> 00:06:55,392 at the bottom of a bottle of pills, Lydia. 78 00:06:56,159 --> 00:06:58,094 Please... 79 00:06:58,128 --> 00:06:59,828 just to get through today. 80 00:07:04,234 --> 00:07:05,535 Okay. But... 81 00:07:05,568 --> 00:07:07,270 this is the last time 82 00:07:07,304 --> 00:07:09,039 that I ever dig pills out of a trash can for you. 83 00:07:09,072 --> 00:07:11,274 Do you understand? Or a toilet or sink. 84 00:07:12,908 --> 00:07:13,909 Here. 85 00:07:16,612 --> 00:07:18,514 Okay? You got this. 86 00:07:18,547 --> 00:07:19,548 -All right? -Yeah. 87 00:07:24,219 --> 00:07:26,455 -Is that mine? -Don't move. 88 00:07:26,488 --> 00:07:28,424 Who's texting me? 89 00:07:28,457 --> 00:07:30,092 Your stupid stepmother. 90 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:32,494 She's got texting diarrhea. 91 00:07:34,630 --> 00:07:35,863 I have to go. 92 00:07:35,898 --> 00:07:37,433 Lydia... 93 00:07:37,466 --> 00:07:39,234 we still have a segment to finish. 94 00:07:50,378 --> 00:07:51,946 Tell us about 95 00:07:51,979 --> 00:07:53,915 the inspiration for The Human Canvas. 96 00:07:53,948 --> 00:07:55,116 I am my own canvas. 97 00:07:56,084 --> 00:07:57,552 I am my art. 98 00:07:57,585 --> 00:08:00,922 As we know, art imitates the living. 99 00:08:00,955 --> 00:08:02,423 It feeds me. 100 00:08:02,457 --> 00:08:05,026 And I was not getting enough nourishment 101 00:08:05,059 --> 00:08:06,994 from the sculpture alone. 102 00:08:07,028 --> 00:08:09,664 So, I decided to broaden my tastes 103 00:08:09,697 --> 00:08:11,999 and it turns out I am insatiably... 104 00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:13,134 Delia! 105 00:08:13,167 --> 00:08:14,569 Where have you been? 106 00:08:14,602 --> 00:08:16,403 I think I've cried all the water out of my body. 107 00:08:16,436 --> 00:08:18,105 What happened to Dad? 108 00:08:18,138 --> 00:08:20,474 I'm desolee, Le Tigre! 109 00:08:20,507 --> 00:08:22,976 He is the Picasso of graffiti artists. 110 00:08:23,009 --> 00:08:25,278 He was tagging me like the walls of the Paris Métro. 111 00:08:25,312 --> 00:08:27,247 But now he's having a petite tantrum 112 00:08:27,280 --> 00:08:28,982 because I had to cancel the performance. 113 00:08:29,015 --> 00:08:30,283 What happened? 114 00:08:31,017 --> 00:08:32,419 What? Oh. 115 00:08:34,488 --> 00:08:36,256 Your father's left me. 116 00:08:36,289 --> 00:08:37,624 He's divorcing you? 117 00:08:37,657 --> 00:08:40,127 What a horrible thought. 118 00:08:40,160 --> 00:08:41,261 No! He's dead! 119 00:08:42,195 --> 00:08:43,997 What? 120 00:08:44,030 --> 00:08:45,399 Daddy's passed away. 121 00:08:48,067 --> 00:08:49,201 How? 122 00:08:50,669 --> 00:08:52,071 He was returning 123 00:08:52,104 --> 00:08:53,539 from his bird-watching expedition 124 00:08:53,572 --> 00:08:55,074 to the Funafuti Atoll... 125 00:08:57,176 --> 00:08:58,511 ...when his plane went down 126 00:08:58,544 --> 00:09:00,079 in the South Pacific. 127 00:09:04,717 --> 00:09:06,218 A plane crash? 128 00:09:09,555 --> 00:09:11,690 That was his worst nightmare. 129 00:09:13,626 --> 00:09:15,261 Actually, he survived the crash. 130 00:09:15,294 --> 00:09:17,395 -He drowned? -Almost. 131 00:09:17,429 --> 00:09:19,998 But not quite, no. According to survivors, 132 00:09:20,031 --> 00:09:21,166 Daddy clung onto a wing. 133 00:09:22,667 --> 00:09:24,235 - Over here! - Come on! 134 00:09:24,269 --> 00:09:26,504 Hey, swim over! Swim over! 135 00:09:26,538 --> 00:09:27,539 Hey! 136 00:09:28,540 --> 00:09:30,341 So, how did he die? 137 00:09:30,375 --> 00:09:32,043 A shark jumped out of the water 138 00:09:32,076 --> 00:09:33,044 and got him! 139 00:09:34,245 --> 00:09:35,380 Just like that. 140 00:09:36,681 --> 00:09:39,050 I just spoke to him on Saturday. 141 00:09:39,083 --> 00:09:40,318 He was so excited, 142 00:09:40,351 --> 00:09:42,454 he thanked me for the binoculars, 143 00:09:42,487 --> 00:09:44,722 he said he had observed the mating rituals 144 00:09:44,756 --> 00:09:46,491 of the Tuamotu sandpiper. 145 00:09:46,524 --> 00:09:48,492 Yes, he flew halfway around the world 146 00:09:48,525 --> 00:09:50,160 to watch birds do it on a beach. 147 00:09:50,194 --> 00:09:51,195 And it killed him! 148 00:09:52,763 --> 00:09:54,665 We need to tell Astrid. 149 00:09:55,666 --> 00:09:57,534 Oh. Must we? 150 00:09:57,568 --> 00:09:59,336 She's already such a morbid little thing. 151 00:09:59,369 --> 00:10:00,671 That's if I can even reach her. 152 00:10:00,704 --> 00:10:03,040 We're barely on speaking terms. 153 00:10:03,073 --> 00:10:04,341 Oh, it would kill Charles to know 154 00:10:04,374 --> 00:10:06,677 I had to cancel my show. 155 00:10:06,710 --> 00:10:07,978 Bonne journée a jamais! 156 00:10:09,246 --> 00:10:10,380 What'd he say? 157 00:10:18,655 --> 00:10:19,689 Did you see that? 158 00:10:44,514 --> 00:10:46,415 Bonjour, monsieur. Ou suis-je? 159 00:10:47,483 --> 00:10:49,619 Where am I? 160 00:10:49,652 --> 00:10:53,288 Down the hall, second door on the right. 161 00:10:53,321 --> 00:10:55,090 Take a number. 162 00:10:55,123 --> 00:10:56,424 Someone will help you. 163 00:10:57,526 --> 00:10:59,094 Eventually. 164 00:11:01,763 --> 00:11:03,732 Goddamn foreigners. 165 00:11:54,314 --> 00:11:59,485 ♪ Night and day, there's a burning down inside of me♪ 166 00:11:59,519 --> 00:12:05,858 ♪ Oh, oh, burning love with a yearning that won't let me be♪ 167 00:12:08,795 --> 00:12:14,500 ♪ Down I go and I just can't take it all alone♪ 168 00:12:14,534 --> 00:12:20,673 ♪ I really should be holding you, holding you♪ 169 00:12:20,707 --> 00:12:28,380 ♪ Loving you, loving you♪ 170 00:12:31,817 --> 00:12:34,252 ♪ It's tragedy♪ 171 00:12:34,286 --> 00:12:37,756 ♪ When the morning cries and you don't know why it's hard to bear♪ 172 00:12:37,789 --> 00:12:41,894 ♪ With no-one beside you you're goin' nowhere♪ 173 00:12:57,608 --> 00:13:01,545 ♪ Tragedy, when the feeling's gone and you can't go on♪ 174 00:13:01,579 --> 00:13:05,716 ♪ It's tragedy, when the morning cries and you don't know why♪ 175 00:13:06,817 --> 00:13:08,552 ♪ It's hard to bear♪ 176 00:13:08,586 --> 00:13:12,289 ♪ With no-one to love you You're goin' nowhere♪ 177 00:13:19,830 --> 00:13:22,400 ♪ It's tragedy♪ 178 00:13:22,433 --> 00:13:25,636 ♪ When the morning cries and you don't know why it's hard to bear♪ 179 00:13:25,670 --> 00:13:29,506 ♪ With no-one to love you you're goin' nowhere♪ 180 00:13:41,584 --> 00:13:43,553 Hey, toots! 181 00:13:43,586 --> 00:13:45,755 You're not supposed to be back here. 182 00:13:46,790 --> 00:13:48,926 Don't make me tell you twice. 183 00:13:52,930 --> 00:13:55,231 Where is Beetlejuice? 184 00:14:14,316 --> 00:14:20,389 Ugh. 185 00:14:35,803 --> 00:14:37,973 Ghost House! 186 00:14:38,006 --> 00:14:39,307 When you're all on your third kid 187 00:14:39,340 --> 00:14:41,275 and second divorce, 188 00:14:41,309 --> 00:14:42,543 we'll see who gets the last laugh. 189 00:14:50,418 --> 00:14:51,419 Perfect. 190 00:14:56,324 --> 00:14:57,592 Leave me alone. 191 00:15:09,703 --> 00:15:13,007 So it's settled. We'll bring Charles home to Winter River. 192 00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:14,641 But I've never hosted a funeral... 193 00:15:14,674 --> 00:15:15,742 I've never hosted anything 194 00:15:15,776 --> 00:15:17,544 without Charles standing there. 195 00:15:17,577 --> 00:15:19,479 Watching me. In awe. 196 00:15:19,513 --> 00:15:21,082 It's Astrid. 197 00:15:21,115 --> 00:15:22,716 - Please don't leave a message. - She won't pick up. 198 00:15:22,749 --> 00:15:24,785 Maybe I should tell Astrid about Charles. 199 00:15:25,786 --> 00:15:27,021 Might be easier coming from 200 00:15:27,054 --> 00:15:28,755 a non-feminine masculine archetype. 201 00:15:28,789 --> 00:15:31,525 Well, there aren't any men left in the family. 202 00:15:31,558 --> 00:15:33,859 Well, no offense taken, Delia. 203 00:15:33,894 --> 00:15:35,661 I'll be a member of the family soon enough. 204 00:15:36,963 --> 00:15:38,531 In fact, 205 00:15:38,564 --> 00:15:40,000 I might be the perfect person to tell her. 206 00:15:40,033 --> 00:15:42,468 Having just lost my own grandfather. 207 00:15:42,501 --> 00:15:44,436 You did? When? 208 00:15:44,470 --> 00:15:46,106 Forty years ago. 209 00:15:46,139 --> 00:15:49,642 But in my child body, that's yesterday. 210 00:15:49,675 --> 00:15:51,111 I'm gonna tell Astrid, okay? 211 00:15:51,144 --> 00:15:52,678 Just give me a few minutes before you come up. 212 00:15:52,711 --> 00:15:54,380 Enough! I'll handle this. 213 00:15:56,816 --> 00:15:57,817 Astrid! 214 00:15:59,953 --> 00:16:00,954 Astrid! 215 00:16:01,888 --> 00:16:02,989 Astrid! 216 00:16:04,389 --> 00:16:07,392 Stop torturing your mother. 217 00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:09,360 I know I usually find it funny, 218 00:16:09,394 --> 00:16:10,829 and only fair after the way she treated me 219 00:16:10,863 --> 00:16:12,363 when she was your age. 220 00:16:12,397 --> 00:16:13,765 But not today! 221 00:16:14,934 --> 00:16:17,669 Your mummy's lost her daddy. 222 00:16:17,702 --> 00:16:18,904 You've lost your grandpa. 223 00:16:20,039 --> 00:16:21,840 And I've lost my... 224 00:16:21,874 --> 00:16:23,374 horny handyman. 225 00:16:24,542 --> 00:16:25,543 Charles. 226 00:16:26,444 --> 00:16:27,846 Charles! 227 00:16:28,713 --> 00:16:31,449 Oh, Charles! 228 00:16:34,053 --> 00:16:36,955 Can't believe Grandpa is dead. 229 00:16:36,988 --> 00:16:39,090 He's like the only semi-normal person in this family. 230 00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:41,458 We're gonna be in Winter River for a few weeks. 231 00:16:41,491 --> 00:16:42,894 What do you mean for a few weeks? 232 00:16:42,927 --> 00:16:44,394 I thought we were just going for the funeral. 233 00:16:44,428 --> 00:16:45,796 Well, we need to clear out the house. 234 00:16:45,829 --> 00:16:47,397 Grandpa loved that place. 235 00:16:47,431 --> 00:16:48,933 Yes, and we are going to honor him 236 00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:50,969 with a Grief Collective. 237 00:16:51,002 --> 00:16:52,871 A "Grief Collective"? 238 00:16:52,904 --> 00:16:58,408 I am seeing a semi-multimedia visual manifesto of our loss. 239 00:16:58,442 --> 00:16:59,776 What does loss look like? 240 00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:02,679 Is it just tears? A headstone? 241 00:17:02,713 --> 00:17:04,048 Wilting gladioli? 242 00:17:04,082 --> 00:17:07,550 No, we need to unpack the art of sorrow. 243 00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:11,420 Yeah, that sounds really traumatic. 244 00:17:11,454 --> 00:17:12,521 I can't go. 245 00:17:12,555 --> 00:17:14,091 I'm our school rep 246 00:17:14,124 --> 00:17:15,825 for our Student Environmental Conference next week. 247 00:17:15,859 --> 00:17:17,526 We're presenting our demands on climate change action. 248 00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:19,897 I spoke with the principal, and they cleared it. 249 00:17:19,930 --> 00:17:22,199 She actually thinks it's a really good idea. 250 00:17:22,232 --> 00:17:24,134 Yeah, well, I guess when you donate an entire art center, 251 00:17:24,167 --> 00:17:25,969 the principal becomes your little puppet on a string. 252 00:17:27,603 --> 00:17:29,472 Well, you're free to reject your inheritance 253 00:17:29,505 --> 00:17:31,607 when you're living high off a tree hugger's salary. 254 00:17:34,945 --> 00:17:37,545 What? No! No! 255 00:17:40,615 --> 00:17:41,750 Jesus! Okay, people already know 256 00:17:41,783 --> 00:17:43,551 that Lydia Deetz is my mom. 257 00:17:43,585 --> 00:17:46,588 Okay, can you stop being a freak for, like, one second? 258 00:17:46,621 --> 00:17:48,991 -Go back. -Why? 259 00:17:49,025 --> 00:17:50,659 All right, people already know you'd rather spend 260 00:17:50,692 --> 00:17:52,427 more time with ghosts than your own daughter. 261 00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:27,028 Jesus, Bob. 262 00:18:27,062 --> 00:18:28,829 Can't you see I'm concentrating here? 263 00:18:29,596 --> 00:18:30,966 You know, Bob, 264 00:18:30,999 --> 00:18:33,567 long distance relationships can be difficult. 265 00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:35,170 Especially when one of you is dead 266 00:18:35,203 --> 00:18:36,837 and the other's ignoring you for 30 years. 267 00:18:36,871 --> 00:18:38,173 But Lydia and I, 268 00:18:38,206 --> 00:18:40,074 we have a definite psychic connection. 269 00:18:40,107 --> 00:18:41,708 I just need these people out of my house. 270 00:18:41,741 --> 00:18:44,610 Please hold! Afterlife Call Center, please hold. 271 00:18:44,644 --> 00:18:46,846 How much for a premium bio exorcism? 272 00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:48,182 And I'll tell ya something, 273 00:18:48,215 --> 00:18:49,883 she definitely saw me that last time. 274 00:18:51,251 --> 00:18:52,752 I felt a little tingle. 275 00:18:52,785 --> 00:18:54,021 The money back guarantee one. 276 00:18:54,054 --> 00:18:55,956 I'm putting your call through now. 277 00:18:55,990 --> 00:18:57,557 I've just died, and she's already remarried. 278 00:18:57,590 --> 00:18:59,193 Sell him the honeymoon package. 279 00:18:59,226 --> 00:19:00,827 I'll kill the new husband, and I'll possess the ex-wife. 280 00:19:00,861 --> 00:19:02,296 I'll make her do some unseemly things, 281 00:19:02,329 --> 00:19:03,931 and then I'll post the pics. 282 00:19:03,964 --> 00:19:05,232 Can I pay in installments? 283 00:19:10,937 --> 00:19:12,238 I'm needed upstairs. 284 00:19:12,271 --> 00:19:14,673 Bob, hold down the fort. 285 00:19:23,749 --> 00:19:25,018 Ou je suis? 286 00:19:25,051 --> 00:19:26,252 - Where am I? - Take a number, 287 00:19:26,285 --> 00:19:27,519 take a seat. 288 00:19:37,163 --> 00:19:39,932 I'm more of a dog person. 289 00:19:39,966 --> 00:19:42,267 You! Room 515. Now. 290 00:19:48,073 --> 00:19:49,341 -Come on. -Come on. 291 00:19:49,374 --> 00:19:50,808 Hey, easy with the suit. 292 00:19:50,841 --> 00:19:51,842 Don't "Detective" me, 293 00:19:51,877 --> 00:19:53,078 you walking disaster. 294 00:19:53,111 --> 00:19:54,678 -We got reports. -Another protestor. 295 00:19:54,712 --> 00:19:55,981 There is a ten-o-nine. 296 00:19:56,014 --> 00:20:00,185 Wolf Jackson, Afterlife Crime Unit. 297 00:20:01,053 --> 00:20:02,553 Let me take a wild stab. 298 00:20:02,988 --> 00:20:04,022 Actor. 299 00:20:04,056 --> 00:20:06,324 Not just any actor. 300 00:20:06,358 --> 00:20:09,794 I've done it all. For six movies and a reboot, 301 00:20:09,827 --> 00:20:12,030 I became Frank Hardballer. 302 00:20:12,064 --> 00:20:14,331 Doing my own stunts was non-negotiable. 303 00:20:14,365 --> 00:20:16,233 -You know why? -Authenticity. 304 00:20:16,267 --> 00:20:17,868 Correct. 305 00:20:17,902 --> 00:20:20,204 A vice cop doesn't get to a perp's door 306 00:20:20,237 --> 00:20:23,773 and then call for some hambone stunt man to break it down. 307 00:20:23,807 --> 00:20:25,376 Neither did I. 308 00:20:25,409 --> 00:20:27,078 You gotta keep it real. 309 00:20:27,111 --> 00:20:28,778 Looks like you got a little too real there, bud. 310 00:20:31,148 --> 00:20:32,349 Who knew it was a live grenade? 311 00:20:33,150 --> 00:20:34,385 Your name came up 312 00:20:34,418 --> 00:20:36,987 on this case I'm investigating. 313 00:20:41,425 --> 00:20:43,094 Recognize this puss? 314 00:20:45,195 --> 00:20:47,030 Never seen that chick before in my life. 315 00:20:47,063 --> 00:20:48,131 Or afterlife. 316 00:20:52,235 --> 00:20:55,004 Any idea 317 00:20:55,038 --> 00:20:56,873 why my suspect wrote your name 318 00:20:56,906 --> 00:20:58,774 in this schmo's goo? 319 00:20:58,807 --> 00:21:02,644 Uh... Hard to say, Wolf, but could be a super-fan. 320 00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:04,247 You know, guys like you and me... 321 00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:06,349 ...we drive the gals crazy. 322 00:21:06,382 --> 00:21:08,318 She collected all her body parts. 323 00:21:08,351 --> 00:21:11,787 My hunch is she's out for revenge. 324 00:21:11,820 --> 00:21:15,125 And you seem to be numero uno on her hit list. 325 00:21:15,158 --> 00:21:16,358 Well, wouldn't be the first woman 326 00:21:16,391 --> 00:21:17,825 who wanted to kill me. 327 00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:19,862 And kinda hard to kill a dead guy. 328 00:21:19,895 --> 00:21:21,096 This gal can. 329 00:21:21,130 --> 00:21:22,931 She's a soul sucker. 330 00:21:22,965 --> 00:21:24,665 Oh, yeah, you could say that again. 331 00:21:26,135 --> 00:21:28,803 My advice, lay low. 332 00:21:28,836 --> 00:21:31,739 She gets her hands on you and you're dead-dead. 333 00:21:31,772 --> 00:21:34,675 And there's no coming back from that, Mr. Juice. 334 00:21:34,709 --> 00:21:35,810 Roger that. 335 00:21:37,446 --> 00:21:44,386 ♪ Day-o, me say day-o ♪ 336 00:21:44,419 --> 00:21:50,057 ♪ Daylight come And me want to go ♪ 337 00:21:50,091 --> 00:21:53,760 ♪ Day, me say day Me say day, me say day ♪ 338 00:21:53,793 --> 00:21:58,132 ♪ Me say day, me say day-o ♪ 339 00:21:58,166 --> 00:22:06,440 ♪ Daylight come And me want to go ♪ 340 00:22:06,474 --> 00:22:08,910 ♪ Come mister tally man ♪ 341 00:22:08,943 --> 00:22:11,112 ♪ Tally me banana ♪ 342 00:22:11,145 --> 00:22:15,049 ♪ Daylight come And me want to go home ♪ 343 00:22:15,082 --> 00:22:20,020 ♪ Lift six-foot, seven-foot Eight-foot bunch ♪ 344 00:22:20,053 --> 00:22:26,860 ♪ Daylight come And me want to go home ♪ 345 00:22:28,428 --> 00:22:31,031 I just don't believe I won't see Charles again. 346 00:22:31,064 --> 00:22:32,499 Be comforted in the knowledge 347 00:22:32,532 --> 00:22:35,001 that he's in a far better place. 348 00:22:35,035 --> 00:22:37,370 Angels are guiding him towards everlasting light 349 00:22:37,404 --> 00:22:40,073 and may his soul fly through the heavenly gates, 350 00:22:40,106 --> 00:22:42,008 like the birds that he so adored 351 00:22:42,042 --> 00:22:43,842 and soar over the Fields of Elysium 352 00:22:43,877 --> 00:22:45,345 to the glory that is thine. 353 00:22:46,313 --> 00:22:47,347 What? 354 00:22:55,421 --> 00:22:57,323 I haven't been to a funeral since Dad's. 355 00:22:58,290 --> 00:22:59,491 Death is hard. 356 00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:03,195 Yeah, sometimes I think life is harder. 357 00:23:04,330 --> 00:23:05,397 I know. 358 00:23:07,399 --> 00:23:10,436 Listen, if you wanna talk to that therapist again... 359 00:23:10,469 --> 00:23:11,470 There you go again. 360 00:23:12,538 --> 00:23:14,039 You just sidestep 361 00:23:14,073 --> 00:23:15,207 every possible conversation about him. 362 00:23:16,175 --> 00:23:17,176 Astrid... 363 00:23:18,077 --> 00:23:19,811 I loved your father, 364 00:23:19,844 --> 00:23:22,046 but our relationship was over 365 00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:23,915 a long time before the accident. 366 00:23:25,483 --> 00:23:27,218 I still don't understand why you can't see him. 367 00:23:31,356 --> 00:23:33,057 -Why not? -I wish I knew. 368 00:23:34,058 --> 00:23:35,426 But this ability 369 00:23:35,460 --> 00:23:37,295 didn't exactly come with instructions. 370 00:23:38,529 --> 00:23:40,865 It all started when I was your age. 371 00:23:40,898 --> 00:23:42,533 It's ironic, isn't it? 372 00:23:42,567 --> 00:23:44,135 You can apparently see any random ghost 373 00:23:44,168 --> 00:23:45,536 for your shitty TV show, 374 00:23:45,570 --> 00:23:46,871 but the one ghost that actually matters to me 375 00:23:46,904 --> 00:23:48,273 you can't see at all. 376 00:24:08,558 --> 00:24:10,093 We are closed! 377 00:24:10,127 --> 00:24:12,996 I'm sorry to bother you. My name's Charles Deetz. 378 00:24:13,030 --> 00:24:15,098 I'm feeling a little lightheaded. 379 00:24:15,132 --> 00:24:16,333 Where am I? 380 00:24:16,366 --> 00:24:18,068 Damn newbies. 381 00:24:18,101 --> 00:24:20,237 You wait! In waiting room! 382 00:24:21,204 --> 00:24:23,239 All right. 383 00:24:23,272 --> 00:24:25,341 Unbelievable. 384 00:24:34,283 --> 00:24:35,885 Hey... 385 00:24:35,918 --> 00:24:37,219 who's there? 386 00:25:32,473 --> 00:25:35,342 -My ex-wife is back. -Hmm? 387 00:25:35,376 --> 00:25:37,478 Well, I know what you're thinking... 388 00:25:37,511 --> 00:25:41,048 "When was the Juice ever tied down? 389 00:25:41,081 --> 00:25:44,418 What kind of woman could ever keep him satisfied?" Well... 390 00:27:30,453 --> 00:27:32,422 Mazel tov. 391 00:27:59,482 --> 00:28:01,417 Now she's back, 392 00:28:01,451 --> 00:28:02,584 and she's pissed. 393 00:28:32,781 --> 00:28:33,781 Hey. 394 00:28:35,851 --> 00:28:38,052 Must be pretty noisy up here. Yeah? 395 00:28:39,253 --> 00:28:40,354 In here, too. 396 00:28:42,456 --> 00:28:44,759 Listen, if you ever need to process 397 00:28:44,792 --> 00:28:46,694 any of your emotions, I'm here for you. 398 00:28:50,331 --> 00:28:53,167 Emotions processed. Thanks. 399 00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:55,670 I saw you standing at your grandfather's grave. 400 00:28:57,371 --> 00:28:58,506 He must have been a pretty dope dude. 401 00:29:01,275 --> 00:29:02,777 Death is so, like... 402 00:29:04,277 --> 00:29:08,114 It's, like, tragic, you know? 403 00:29:08,148 --> 00:29:11,284 I mean, if you ever wanna, you know, cry or just, 404 00:29:11,318 --> 00:29:12,752 kind of rage against some of these feelings 405 00:29:12,786 --> 00:29:14,654 that you have going on in there, 406 00:29:14,688 --> 00:29:16,122 I want you to know 407 00:29:16,156 --> 00:29:18,358 that I could be that... 408 00:29:18,391 --> 00:29:21,394 kinda dope dad-dude for you. You know? 409 00:29:23,663 --> 00:29:24,899 -I'm good. -You know, 410 00:29:24,932 --> 00:29:26,132 times like this can bring a family 411 00:29:26,166 --> 00:29:28,268 weirdly closer together. 412 00:29:28,301 --> 00:29:29,703 On the way over here, 413 00:29:29,736 --> 00:29:31,438 I wrote a poem for your grandpa. 414 00:29:31,471 --> 00:29:33,673 Oh, did you? How does it go? 415 00:29:35,407 --> 00:29:37,543 It's, it's, it's... 416 00:29:37,576 --> 00:29:39,278 it starts... 417 00:29:39,311 --> 00:29:41,915 It, well, it kinda like opens on grief. Obviously. 418 00:29:41,948 --> 00:29:44,717 And then acceptance. 419 00:29:44,750 --> 00:29:46,886 It's long. I didn't memorize it or anything like that, 420 00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:48,621 but it's quite beautiful. 421 00:29:48,654 --> 00:29:50,489 Cut the crap, Rory. 422 00:29:50,522 --> 00:29:52,524 All right? I'm not falling for your New Age, 423 00:29:52,558 --> 00:29:54,426 overly emotional, trauma bonding, 424 00:29:54,460 --> 00:29:55,761 yoga retreat bullshit. 425 00:29:56,528 --> 00:29:57,529 I see you. 426 00:29:58,564 --> 00:29:59,732 Because, like you, 427 00:29:59,765 --> 00:30:02,735 my mom is a very broken person. 428 00:30:02,768 --> 00:30:04,536 Okay? She's a delusional fantasist. 429 00:30:05,671 --> 00:30:06,872 You just exploit her. 430 00:30:06,905 --> 00:30:08,239 And if she wants to allow that to happen, 431 00:30:08,272 --> 00:30:09,273 that's on her. 432 00:30:19,250 --> 00:30:20,853 I'm so sorry for your loss. I'm sorry. 433 00:30:20,886 --> 00:30:23,454 I know, I know. Thank you. 434 00:30:23,488 --> 00:30:26,591 Oh, if it isn't little Jane Butterfield. 435 00:30:26,624 --> 00:30:28,226 Littler Jane? 436 00:30:28,259 --> 00:30:29,560 Oh, it's Jane Butterfield-Lee now. 437 00:30:29,594 --> 00:30:30,828 We hyphenated. 438 00:30:30,863 --> 00:30:31,864 Is that Maxie Dean? 439 00:30:33,297 --> 00:30:34,465 No. 440 00:30:34,499 --> 00:30:35,733 No one's here yet. 441 00:30:38,235 --> 00:30:39,837 Sample from my hubby's microbrewery. 442 00:30:39,871 --> 00:30:43,440 "Micro"? Is that for people with tiny houses? 443 00:30:43,473 --> 00:30:46,710 Why is your house covered in black fabric? 444 00:30:46,743 --> 00:30:48,779 It's a mourning shroud. 445 00:30:48,812 --> 00:30:51,748 Now that Charles is dead, so also dies this house. 446 00:30:51,782 --> 00:30:54,584 And I'm protecting it in its transition. 447 00:30:54,618 --> 00:30:57,487 To a new life with a new family. 448 00:30:57,521 --> 00:30:58,890 I can't wait to show it. 449 00:30:58,923 --> 00:31:00,590 Buyers are already lining up. 450 00:31:00,624 --> 00:31:02,325 Thanks to you, Lydia, 451 00:31:02,359 --> 00:31:04,528 everyone wants a piece of the original Ghost House. 452 00:31:04,561 --> 00:31:05,997 Ghosts aren't real. 453 00:31:06,030 --> 00:31:08,498 Only gullible people believe that kind of crap. 454 00:31:08,532 --> 00:31:09,966 Unless you're trying to pay the bills, right, Mom? 455 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:11,835 Okay, honey, in we go. 456 00:31:13,469 --> 00:31:15,271 Can I have everyone's attention, please? 457 00:31:15,304 --> 00:31:16,305 What? 458 00:31:16,338 --> 00:31:17,707 We're gathered here today 459 00:31:17,740 --> 00:31:21,377 to celebrate the life of an extraordinary man. 460 00:31:21,410 --> 00:31:22,545 Now, I only had the pleasure 461 00:31:22,578 --> 00:31:24,246 of meeting Charles a few times. 462 00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:26,515 Then I can tell you he didn't want any speeches. 463 00:31:26,549 --> 00:31:29,285 Charles hated public displays of emotion. 464 00:31:29,318 --> 00:31:32,521 Yeah, but he also... 465 00:31:32,555 --> 00:31:34,590 chose to live his life to the fullest. 466 00:31:34,623 --> 00:31:37,793 I'm going to tear a page out of Charles Deetz's book. 467 00:31:37,827 --> 00:31:39,628 Lydia, 468 00:31:39,662 --> 00:31:40,795 now, I know we had always agreed 469 00:31:40,829 --> 00:31:41,830 to take our relationship slowly. 470 00:31:41,864 --> 00:31:43,465 But I can't wait any longer. 471 00:31:43,498 --> 00:31:46,468 Let's get married on your favorite holiday. 472 00:31:46,501 --> 00:31:48,470 Will you marry me on Halloween? 473 00:31:48,503 --> 00:31:49,704 - Good Lord! - Uh... 474 00:31:50,873 --> 00:31:52,474 That's... That's in two days! 475 00:31:52,507 --> 00:31:53,742 Yes, I know. 476 00:31:53,775 --> 00:31:54,709 I've already spoken to Father Damien. 477 00:31:54,743 --> 00:31:56,311 The church is available. 478 00:31:56,344 --> 00:31:57,645 The Lord's sanctuary welcomes all who seek 479 00:31:57,679 --> 00:31:59,447 salvation and everlasting glory. 480 00:31:59,481 --> 00:32:02,484 Just not before noon, and between three and four. 481 00:32:02,517 --> 00:32:04,819 You're seriously doing this at Charles' wake? 482 00:32:05,820 --> 00:32:08,723 Yes. Yes. Yes, because... 483 00:32:10,025 --> 00:32:12,026 because as we stand here, 484 00:32:12,060 --> 00:32:14,028 surrounded by death... 485 00:32:14,062 --> 00:32:16,630 ...let us all make a commitment to choose life. 486 00:32:16,663 --> 00:32:17,866 Because I want to spend 487 00:32:17,899 --> 00:32:18,967 the rest of my life with you, Lydia. 488 00:32:20,768 --> 00:32:21,836 And you, Delia. 489 00:32:23,570 --> 00:32:25,372 And you too. 490 00:32:25,405 --> 00:32:26,875 And you. Again. 491 00:32:27,708 --> 00:32:28,709 What do you say? 492 00:32:30,444 --> 00:32:31,645 Rory, I... Come on, 493 00:32:31,678 --> 00:32:33,781 I can't commit to this right now. 494 00:32:36,416 --> 00:32:37,886 Oh. 495 00:32:38,685 --> 00:32:39,888 All right. 496 00:32:42,890 --> 00:32:44,657 This is too much loss. 497 00:32:44,690 --> 00:32:45,926 What do you mean? 498 00:32:45,959 --> 00:32:47,527 Well, first, the death of Charles. 499 00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:48,996 And of course, the death of my grandfather, 500 00:32:49,029 --> 00:32:50,630 which you know about. And now the death of... 501 00:32:52,598 --> 00:32:54,767 -us. -No! No, I... 502 00:32:54,801 --> 00:32:56,569 Come on, I didn't mean that. 503 00:32:56,602 --> 00:32:58,105 Thought you wanted to take life's great big bungee jump 504 00:32:58,138 --> 00:32:59,372 right beside me. 505 00:32:59,405 --> 00:33:01,074 No safety nets, right? 506 00:33:01,108 --> 00:33:02,708 But I guess, 507 00:33:02,742 --> 00:33:04,677 the only thing bungee jumping today is love. 508 00:33:04,710 --> 00:33:07,380 And that cord just snapped. 509 00:33:07,413 --> 00:33:09,348 Come on. Rory... 510 00:33:09,382 --> 00:33:11,450 -I love you. -And I love you. 511 00:33:13,686 --> 00:33:15,520 Oh. 512 00:33:15,554 --> 00:33:16,755 What are we waiting for? 513 00:33:18,723 --> 00:33:20,392 Okay, I guess. 514 00:33:23,628 --> 00:33:24,763 Oh, my God. 515 00:33:29,001 --> 00:33:30,036 She said "yes"! 516 00:33:32,104 --> 00:33:33,105 She said "yes"! 517 00:33:34,806 --> 00:33:36,042 Astrid! 518 00:33:48,954 --> 00:33:53,691 ♪ I don't like anything ♪ 519 00:33:53,724 --> 00:33:58,629 ♪ But I love everyone somedays ♪ 520 00:33:58,662 --> 00:34:02,901 ♪ Sometimes when the goin' gets rough ♪ 521 00:34:02,934 --> 00:34:06,004 ♪ I cry somedays ♪ 522 00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:14,445 ♪ And on Sunday I'm praying to a God ♪ 523 00:34:14,478 --> 00:34:18,916 ♪ Don't know whom but he gives me love ♪ 524 00:34:18,949 --> 00:34:19,984 ♪ Someday ♪ 525 00:34:26,123 --> 00:34:29,492 ♪ And I know when the sun is out ♪ 526 00:34:29,525 --> 00:34:34,064 ♪ And good people are about ♪ 527 00:34:34,098 --> 00:34:37,935 ♪ It restores my faith ♪ 528 00:34:39,236 --> 00:34:41,105 ♪ Someday ♪ 529 00:34:43,473 --> 00:34:46,010 ♪ Oh, yeah Someday ♪ 530 00:34:46,043 --> 00:34:48,111 Sorry! 531 00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:52,547 - Sorry! - Watch out! 532 00:35:02,959 --> 00:35:03,960 Whoa. 533 00:35:06,963 --> 00:35:07,964 Are you okay? 534 00:35:15,138 --> 00:35:17,173 Are you okay? What happened? 535 00:35:17,206 --> 00:35:20,108 Yeah. I'll live. 536 00:35:21,676 --> 00:35:22,743 Uh, what are you reading? 537 00:35:23,912 --> 00:35:25,713 Crime and Punishment. 538 00:35:25,746 --> 00:35:27,515 -One of those. -"One of those"? 539 00:35:27,548 --> 00:35:28,984 What does that mean? 540 00:35:29,017 --> 00:35:31,019 Nothing. I've read it three times. 541 00:35:31,053 --> 00:35:33,554 -Did you really? -Yeah. 542 00:35:33,587 --> 00:35:35,157 "Pain and suffering are always inevitable." 543 00:35:35,190 --> 00:35:36,158 Yes. 544 00:35:36,191 --> 00:35:38,060 Yeah, I... 545 00:35:38,093 --> 00:35:41,529 I can't believe you're quoting Dostoevsky. That's... 546 00:35:41,562 --> 00:35:42,931 Where have you been all my life? 547 00:35:47,768 --> 00:35:49,804 So, how long have you been in Winter River? 548 00:35:49,838 --> 00:35:51,072 My whole life. 549 00:35:51,105 --> 00:35:52,772 I've never seen you around before. 550 00:35:52,806 --> 00:35:54,574 Yeah, this is just a temporary layover 551 00:35:54,607 --> 00:35:55,876 for my grandpa's funeral. 552 00:35:57,211 --> 00:35:58,778 Until my mom's janky fiance 553 00:35:58,812 --> 00:36:01,182 turned it into a de facto engagement party. 554 00:36:01,215 --> 00:36:02,649 Yeah, he announced their wedding date. 555 00:36:03,650 --> 00:36:06,653 Wow. That's different. 556 00:36:06,686 --> 00:36:07,955 Oh, yeah. If you knew my mom, 557 00:36:07,989 --> 00:36:09,256 that's actually pretty on-brand for her. 558 00:36:10,757 --> 00:36:12,492 Is your dad in the picture or... 559 00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:14,761 No. 560 00:36:16,130 --> 00:36:17,564 Yeah, he was a free spirit. 561 00:36:18,598 --> 00:36:20,234 Defender of hopeless causes. 562 00:36:20,267 --> 00:36:22,668 When they split, he went to Brazil. 563 00:36:22,701 --> 00:36:24,037 He was trying to save the rainforest. 564 00:36:25,704 --> 00:36:26,973 But my mom grew up here. 565 00:36:27,007 --> 00:36:28,640 That old house on the hill. 566 00:36:29,843 --> 00:36:30,944 Wait. The Ghost House? 567 00:36:32,012 --> 00:36:33,545 Is your mom Lydia Deetz? 568 00:36:34,247 --> 00:36:35,281 Unfortunately. 569 00:36:35,315 --> 00:36:36,983 She's a legend. 570 00:36:37,017 --> 00:36:39,019 Well, yeah, if you believe in supernatural bullshit. 571 00:36:39,953 --> 00:36:40,954 You don't? 572 00:36:42,654 --> 00:36:44,224 -No. -Mmm-hmm. 573 00:36:44,257 --> 00:36:45,959 I only believe in things that I can see. 574 00:36:45,992 --> 00:36:47,793 You know, science. Facts. 575 00:36:50,163 --> 00:36:51,730 Oh. 576 00:36:51,764 --> 00:36:53,798 Yeah, it's gonna keep going. 577 00:36:53,832 --> 00:36:56,168 Back to the insanity. 578 00:36:56,201 --> 00:36:58,569 I'm sorry about your fence, by the way. 579 00:36:58,603 --> 00:37:00,072 You can tell your parents my mom will pay for that. 580 00:37:00,105 --> 00:37:02,274 Nah, that's okay. It's... They won't even notice. 581 00:37:03,909 --> 00:37:08,013 Uh... Well, listen, I'll be here tomorrow, 582 00:37:08,047 --> 00:37:11,716 if you want a break from the insanity. 583 00:37:45,950 --> 00:37:47,251 Witness confirmed our suspect 584 00:37:47,285 --> 00:37:49,353 as the soul sucker from Lost and Found. 585 00:37:49,387 --> 00:37:50,620 Wanna hear the weird part, chief? 586 00:37:50,654 --> 00:37:51,956 Hit me. 587 00:37:51,989 --> 00:37:53,024 After she turned the owner 588 00:37:53,057 --> 00:37:55,093 into a human pancake, 589 00:37:55,126 --> 00:37:56,960 she stole a wedding dress from the conveyor. 590 00:37:56,993 --> 00:37:59,728 Of course. This stapled sicko... 591 00:37:59,762 --> 00:38:01,064 has her twisted heart set 592 00:38:01,098 --> 00:38:04,800 on a romantic reunion with Mr. Juice. 593 00:38:04,835 --> 00:38:06,269 She won't stop killing, 594 00:38:06,303 --> 00:38:09,206 until she walks him back down the aisle. 595 00:38:11,374 --> 00:38:15,644 Cases like this make me wonder why I even became a cop. 596 00:38:18,215 --> 00:38:19,950 You're not a cop. You're an actor. 597 00:38:20,884 --> 00:38:21,885 Thank you, Janet. 598 00:38:22,919 --> 00:38:24,254 You keep me real. 599 00:38:24,287 --> 00:38:25,754 Should we take this Beetlejuice 600 00:38:25,788 --> 00:38:27,022 into protective custody? 601 00:38:27,056 --> 00:38:28,290 See if you can find him. 602 00:38:28,324 --> 00:38:29,892 He's probably laying low. 603 00:38:29,925 --> 00:38:31,994 Scared out of his mind. 604 00:38:37,867 --> 00:38:39,969 A little higher, boys. 605 00:38:40,002 --> 00:38:41,904 We can't let Delores get through that door. 606 00:38:49,145 --> 00:38:50,712 Bob. 607 00:38:50,745 --> 00:38:51,779 Like lookin' in a mirror. 608 00:38:53,315 --> 00:38:55,351 You see, Bob, you'd serve as my decoy. 609 00:38:55,384 --> 00:38:57,086 You'd walk in front of me at all times. 610 00:38:57,119 --> 00:39:00,355 That way she'd suck your soul while I make my getaway. 611 00:39:01,788 --> 00:39:03,258 ¿Comprende? 612 00:39:15,503 --> 00:39:17,105 Now's my chance. 613 00:39:29,216 --> 00:39:30,817 What? 614 00:39:30,851 --> 00:39:32,352 Why? 615 00:39:32,386 --> 00:39:34,955 No! No! No! 616 00:39:34,988 --> 00:39:36,456 Delia, what's wrong? 617 00:39:36,490 --> 00:39:38,091 I'm trying to capture the perfect primal scream. 618 00:39:38,125 --> 00:39:39,893 I'm gonna blow it up, mount it on the wall, 619 00:39:39,927 --> 00:39:42,129 and I invite all of you to do the same. 620 00:39:42,162 --> 00:39:43,997 -Why? -For the Collective. 621 00:39:44,031 --> 00:39:46,033 We cannot sincerely celebrate 622 00:39:46,066 --> 00:39:48,734 all that was good about our dearly departed. 623 00:39:48,768 --> 00:39:50,736 Not until we release the horror 624 00:39:50,770 --> 00:39:52,105 that they inflicted upon us. 625 00:39:52,139 --> 00:39:54,740 What awful thing did Grandpa ever do to you? 626 00:39:54,774 --> 00:39:57,311 He bought this house without telling me. 627 00:39:59,980 --> 00:40:02,348 Oh, my God! 628 00:40:02,381 --> 00:40:04,183 I was helpfully getting some boxes in town, 629 00:40:04,217 --> 00:40:05,885 then I heard you screaming. Are you all right? 630 00:40:05,918 --> 00:40:07,786 It was Delia. 631 00:40:07,820 --> 00:40:09,188 Oh, Delia. 632 00:40:09,222 --> 00:40:10,423 I'm good. 633 00:40:11,290 --> 00:40:12,525 Ignore her. 634 00:40:12,558 --> 00:40:14,293 That was very thoughtful of you. 635 00:40:14,327 --> 00:40:16,462 Astrid, can you give him a hand with the boxes? 636 00:40:18,264 --> 00:40:19,798 I told the movers to come a week from today. All right? 637 00:40:19,832 --> 00:40:21,100 I think that'll give us all time to get over 638 00:40:21,133 --> 00:40:22,902 our grief and our trauma. 639 00:40:22,935 --> 00:40:24,136 And then, after the wedding, I think we should go back, 640 00:40:24,170 --> 00:40:25,871 and we gotta finish those shows. 641 00:40:25,905 --> 00:40:27,139 Maybe Mom can get the ghosts in the attic 642 00:40:27,173 --> 00:40:28,841 to give us a hand. 643 00:40:28,874 --> 00:40:32,010 Adam and Barbara Maitland. They're not here anymore. 644 00:40:32,043 --> 00:40:33,777 Why? They find a better house to haunt? 645 00:40:33,811 --> 00:40:36,414 No, we found a loophole, and they moved on. 646 00:40:37,282 --> 00:40:38,917 How convenient. 647 00:41:48,918 --> 00:41:49,919 Ew. 648 00:42:37,598 --> 00:42:39,333 Oh. 649 00:42:39,367 --> 00:42:41,168 God, I thought I lost those. 650 00:42:43,170 --> 00:42:47,208 That was taken at an all-night Mario Bava horror fest. 651 00:42:47,241 --> 00:42:49,910 I was nine months pregnant with you. 652 00:42:49,944 --> 00:42:52,279 My water broke during Kill, Baby... Kill! 653 00:42:54,014 --> 00:42:55,216 Dad's favorite movie. 654 00:42:55,249 --> 00:42:56,283 Yeah. 655 00:42:56,317 --> 00:42:57,318 Can I keep this? 656 00:42:58,352 --> 00:43:00,121 Yeah. 657 00:43:00,154 --> 00:43:02,022 I really like that model of Winter River, too. 658 00:43:02,957 --> 00:43:04,392 Did Grandpa make that? 659 00:43:04,425 --> 00:43:07,294 No, that belonged to the Maitlands. 660 00:43:07,328 --> 00:43:09,929 You know, the non-existent ghost couple. 661 00:43:18,705 --> 00:43:20,373 Oh, I found that on the floor. 662 00:43:20,407 --> 00:43:23,576 -Hey, who's Beetlejuice? -Don't ever say that name! 663 00:43:23,610 --> 00:43:25,278 Not ever! 664 00:43:25,311 --> 00:43:27,514 -Beetlejuice. -No! Astrid, I'm serious. 665 00:43:27,547 --> 00:43:30,116 If you say that name three times, really bad stuff 666 00:43:30,150 --> 00:43:31,484 -is gonna happen. -Like what? 667 00:43:31,518 --> 00:43:33,486 In fact, this attic is off-limits. 668 00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:35,155 Do you understand me? 669 00:43:35,188 --> 00:43:36,423 Yeah, I understand that you're crazy. 670 00:43:52,237 --> 00:43:53,539 Oh, my God, it's you! 671 00:43:53,572 --> 00:43:55,974 I thought a moose was about to attack me. 672 00:43:56,008 --> 00:43:58,210 It's breathing exercises. 673 00:43:58,243 --> 00:43:59,945 Try seeing ghosts every day. 674 00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:02,314 Astrid! 675 00:44:03,415 --> 00:44:04,450 Let her be. 676 00:44:04,483 --> 00:44:06,185 God, she hates me. 677 00:44:08,187 --> 00:44:10,721 Somehow, Richard's death is still my fault. 678 00:44:10,755 --> 00:44:12,657 You blamed me for your mother's. 679 00:44:12,690 --> 00:44:14,392 She's not dead. 680 00:44:14,425 --> 00:44:17,428 And I didn't blame you. I resented you. 681 00:44:17,462 --> 00:44:18,563 There's a difference. 682 00:44:18,596 --> 00:44:20,164 You weren't very nice. 683 00:44:20,198 --> 00:44:22,667 No, you barely acknowledged my existence. 684 00:44:22,700 --> 00:44:24,535 But we've done all right, haven't we? 685 00:44:24,569 --> 00:44:27,605 Yeah. Ever since I sold out and got famous, 686 00:44:27,638 --> 00:44:29,040 we have gotten closer. 687 00:44:29,073 --> 00:44:30,641 No, I started liking you before that. 688 00:44:35,580 --> 00:44:37,181 Again with the creepy breathing! 689 00:44:37,215 --> 00:44:39,016 It works! 690 00:44:39,050 --> 00:44:41,118 I learned it at the survivors' retreat, where I met Rory. 691 00:44:41,152 --> 00:44:42,486 Of course you did. 692 00:44:42,519 --> 00:44:44,454 Look, I was in shock after Richard died. 693 00:44:44,488 --> 00:44:46,523 And I was working on my unresolved feelings, 694 00:44:46,556 --> 00:44:48,425 and Rory had just lost his fiancee 695 00:44:48,458 --> 00:44:49,693 in a skiing accident, 696 00:44:49,726 --> 00:44:52,095 and we were in the same sorrow circle 697 00:44:52,128 --> 00:44:53,663 and we connected. 698 00:44:53,697 --> 00:44:55,499 Yeah. 699 00:44:55,532 --> 00:44:57,701 He was turned on by you at the lowest point in your life. 700 00:44:57,734 --> 00:44:59,603 Okay, but this isn't about him. 701 00:44:59,636 --> 00:45:01,538 Astrid found this in the attic. 702 00:45:01,571 --> 00:45:03,340 Ew. So? 703 00:45:03,773 --> 00:45:05,509 So? 704 00:45:05,542 --> 00:45:07,744 Every now and then I feel his presence. 705 00:45:07,777 --> 00:45:09,312 Like he's lurking somewhere, 706 00:45:09,346 --> 00:45:10,780 just out of reach. 707 00:45:10,815 --> 00:45:12,215 But lately, 708 00:45:12,249 --> 00:45:13,749 I'm seeing him again. 709 00:45:13,782 --> 00:45:16,252 And I was really hoping this was all in my head. 710 00:45:16,285 --> 00:45:17,620 But now this? 711 00:45:17,653 --> 00:45:19,688 Lydia, you need to take back your life. 712 00:45:19,722 --> 00:45:22,691 From the hanger-onners, from this thing. 713 00:45:22,725 --> 00:45:24,326 Where's the obnoxious little goth girl 714 00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:26,362 who tormented me all those years ago? 715 00:45:27,263 --> 00:45:28,797 It's time to find her. 716 00:45:43,312 --> 00:45:44,546 - Hey. - Hey. 717 00:45:50,552 --> 00:45:52,587 - Jeremy, is that you? - Yeah. 718 00:45:52,620 --> 00:45:54,756 Uh, Mom, I'm just gonna be upstairs with a friend. 719 00:45:54,789 --> 00:45:56,157 Okay. Have fun. 720 00:46:00,896 --> 00:46:02,330 - Hey, Dad. - Son. 721 00:46:02,363 --> 00:46:04,465 Stuck on... He lives in that room. 722 00:46:15,475 --> 00:46:17,778 You've got a lot of '90s vinyl. 723 00:46:17,812 --> 00:46:18,880 Where are you finding this, eBay? 724 00:46:18,913 --> 00:46:21,849 No, I troll old record stores. 725 00:46:21,883 --> 00:46:23,784 I don't trust what I can't touch. 726 00:46:29,857 --> 00:46:31,358 Handbook for the Recently Deceased. 727 00:46:31,391 --> 00:46:33,627 Yeah, I got that at a yard sale in town. 728 00:46:33,660 --> 00:46:36,296 The illustrations are pretty gnarly. 729 00:46:36,330 --> 00:46:37,899 Yeah, looks like the kinda crappy book 730 00:46:37,932 --> 00:46:39,132 my mom would write. 731 00:46:40,500 --> 00:46:41,735 What's the deal with your parents? 732 00:46:41,768 --> 00:46:44,371 Well, my mom spends every waking hour 733 00:46:44,404 --> 00:46:47,139 in the kitchen stress-baking. 734 00:46:47,173 --> 00:46:49,475 And my dad used to work at the paper mill, 735 00:46:49,508 --> 00:46:51,177 but then he had an accident, 736 00:46:51,210 --> 00:46:54,180 so now he's a full-time couch potato. 737 00:46:54,213 --> 00:46:56,515 I can't wait to get out of this shitty town. 738 00:46:58,451 --> 00:47:01,153 Um, you must have been to a lot of places 739 00:47:01,187 --> 00:47:03,422 traveling, with a famous mom. 740 00:47:03,456 --> 00:47:05,358 Not really. 741 00:47:05,391 --> 00:47:07,226 My dad's more the traveler anyway. 742 00:47:07,259 --> 00:47:08,294 We used to have this big plan 743 00:47:08,327 --> 00:47:09,629 where we were gonna visit 744 00:47:09,662 --> 00:47:11,330 the top ten creepiest places on Earth. 745 00:47:11,364 --> 00:47:14,567 So, Tower of London and Dracula's Castle and... 746 00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:17,636 yeah, then we never got the chance to do it. 747 00:47:18,470 --> 00:47:19,537 What happened? 748 00:47:20,538 --> 00:47:22,741 A boat accident. 749 00:47:22,774 --> 00:47:24,509 Yeah, they searched the Amazon for a week, 750 00:47:24,542 --> 00:47:25,777 and they never found his body. 751 00:47:29,547 --> 00:47:30,582 You really miss him. 752 00:47:32,651 --> 00:47:34,319 Yeah. 753 00:47:34,352 --> 00:47:35,654 You know, I at least would have liked 754 00:47:35,687 --> 00:47:37,422 to have gotten the chance to say goodbye. 755 00:47:37,455 --> 00:47:38,757 But can't your mom, 756 00:47:38,790 --> 00:47:40,458 I don't know, like, 757 00:47:40,492 --> 00:47:42,828 contact him or... 758 00:47:42,862 --> 00:47:44,229 She claims she can't even see him. 759 00:47:44,262 --> 00:47:46,231 -Why not? -Because she's a fraud. 760 00:47:46,264 --> 00:47:48,900 Well, I think that's a little harsh. 761 00:47:50,601 --> 00:47:52,837 Uh, well, tomorrow's Halloween. 762 00:47:52,871 --> 00:47:56,206 I know. Used to be my favorite holiday. 763 00:47:56,240 --> 00:47:58,308 Because my dad, he would go all out 764 00:47:58,342 --> 00:47:59,978 and make the most age-inappropriate costumes. 765 00:48:00,011 --> 00:48:01,779 Yeah, I think I was 766 00:48:01,813 --> 00:48:04,214 in second grade when I went as Munch's The Scream. 767 00:48:04,248 --> 00:48:06,885 -Wow. Yeah. -Yeah. It was a choice. 768 00:48:06,918 --> 00:48:08,385 But now my mom's getting married that day, 769 00:48:08,419 --> 00:48:09,653 so I don't know, 770 00:48:09,687 --> 00:48:11,455 probably be my least favorite now. 771 00:48:11,488 --> 00:48:12,623 Well, what time's the wedding? 772 00:48:12,656 --> 00:48:14,859 Midnight. The witching hour. 773 00:48:14,893 --> 00:48:16,727 Future stepdad's lame idea. 774 00:48:18,328 --> 00:48:21,264 Well, why don't you come over... 775 00:48:22,331 --> 00:48:23,332 earlier? 776 00:48:24,500 --> 00:48:26,302 Uh, we could, 777 00:48:26,335 --> 00:48:30,306 I don't know, we could order pizza and give out candy. 778 00:48:31,975 --> 00:48:35,211 Only if you want to. I mean that's, that's no... 779 00:48:35,778 --> 00:48:37,246 no pressure. 780 00:48:40,984 --> 00:48:43,887 What is up with these creepy birds? 781 00:48:43,921 --> 00:48:46,255 Bird-watching was my dad's passion. 782 00:48:46,289 --> 00:48:48,291 Oh, I contacted that vintage shop 783 00:48:48,324 --> 00:48:50,027 you love in SoHo. 784 00:48:50,060 --> 00:48:52,527 They've sent a few potential wedding dresses. 785 00:48:52,561 --> 00:48:54,296 Should be here later today. 786 00:48:54,329 --> 00:48:55,630 Ooh, great. Thanks. 787 00:48:57,399 --> 00:48:58,801 And a, uh, 788 00:48:58,835 --> 00:49:01,269 little bird may have chirped our big news 789 00:49:01,303 --> 00:49:03,371 to a few news outlets. 790 00:49:03,405 --> 00:49:05,674 Thought we could sell the photos exclusively. 791 00:49:05,707 --> 00:49:07,442 Could be great press for the show. 792 00:49:07,476 --> 00:49:10,046 I... Look, I'm really excited about tying the knot, 793 00:49:10,079 --> 00:49:13,582 but can we just keep it small and private? 794 00:49:13,615 --> 00:49:15,918 Yeah. Well, sure. 795 00:49:15,952 --> 00:49:16,953 It's your big day. 796 00:49:17,686 --> 00:49:18,855 Night. Whatever. 797 00:49:20,990 --> 00:49:22,723 Yo, I've got fevers running 798 00:49:22,757 --> 00:49:24,492 all through me. All through me! 799 00:49:30,098 --> 00:49:31,298 Lydia? 800 00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:34,970 I want you out of my life! 801 00:49:35,003 --> 00:49:36,004 Do you hear me? 802 00:49:36,737 --> 00:49:37,738 Lydia? 803 00:49:39,340 --> 00:49:42,043 Who are you yelling at? 804 00:49:42,077 --> 00:49:44,512 Do you remember that couples therapist that we saw, 805 00:49:44,545 --> 00:49:45,881 -Dr. Glickman? -Mmm. 806 00:49:45,914 --> 00:49:47,681 He said that I was holding something back 807 00:49:47,715 --> 00:49:50,085 and until I faced it, you and I wouldn't evolve. 808 00:49:50,118 --> 00:49:52,720 -Mmm. -Okay, well, he was right. 809 00:49:52,753 --> 00:49:54,989 And I'm going to tell you now. 810 00:49:55,022 --> 00:49:56,090 And, fair warning, 811 00:49:56,123 --> 00:49:58,859 it's gonna sound batshit crazy. 812 00:49:58,893 --> 00:50:01,394 Are you okay with that? 813 00:50:01,427 --> 00:50:02,796 Of course. I'd love to. 814 00:50:02,830 --> 00:50:04,597 Let's break through this barrier together. 815 00:50:04,631 --> 00:50:06,399 Okay, just give me a sec. 816 00:50:10,104 --> 00:50:11,704 When I was a teenager, 817 00:50:11,738 --> 00:50:15,042 a trickster demon terrorized my entire family 818 00:50:15,075 --> 00:50:16,776 and tried to force me to marry him, 819 00:50:16,811 --> 00:50:19,980 in order to come back to the real world for good. 820 00:50:20,014 --> 00:50:22,582 I believed he was gone forever, 821 00:50:22,615 --> 00:50:24,852 and then lately, I have been seeing him again. 822 00:50:24,884 --> 00:50:27,586 And now, he is actually back. 823 00:50:27,619 --> 00:50:31,024 And I don't know why, or how, or what to do. 824 00:50:33,759 --> 00:50:35,661 Okay, so you're saying that someone called Beetlejuice... 825 00:50:35,694 --> 00:50:37,063 Don't say his name! 826 00:50:37,096 --> 00:50:38,998 If you say his name three times, 827 00:50:39,032 --> 00:50:40,532 he will appear. 828 00:50:42,501 --> 00:50:45,805 Okay. So this... 829 00:50:45,839 --> 00:50:48,808 demon is clearly a construct of your unpacked trauma. 830 00:50:48,842 --> 00:50:50,442 It's trauma that you're gonna need to face, 831 00:50:50,475 --> 00:50:51,845 otherwise, it's just gonna get worse. 832 00:50:51,878 --> 00:50:54,948 He's not a construct. He is literally a demon. 833 00:50:56,581 --> 00:50:58,884 I know this is a big step for you. 834 00:50:58,917 --> 00:51:00,685 But in the words of Dr. Glickman, 835 00:51:00,718 --> 00:51:02,687 I'm gonna give you the push you need. 836 00:51:05,023 --> 00:51:06,490 Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice. 837 00:51:14,632 --> 00:51:16,034 What just happened? 838 00:51:16,068 --> 00:51:17,568 We're in the model. 839 00:51:18,469 --> 00:51:19,838 That's not possible. 840 00:51:23,774 --> 00:51:24,977 What the hell? 841 00:51:25,010 --> 00:51:26,611 I told you not to say his name! 842 00:51:30,915 --> 00:51:32,984 Lydia Deetz, ladies and gentlemen! 843 00:51:33,017 --> 00:51:34,784 Don't ever say that name. 844 00:51:34,819 --> 00:51:37,554 Not ever! We need to leave, now. 845 00:51:37,587 --> 00:51:39,456 Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice. 846 00:51:41,893 --> 00:51:43,460 -Is that... -Beetlejuice! 847 00:51:47,731 --> 00:51:49,599 First of all, I want you two kids to know, 848 00:51:49,633 --> 00:51:51,501 this is a safe space. Okay? 849 00:51:51,534 --> 00:51:52,904 Feel free to express yourselves. 850 00:51:52,937 --> 00:51:54,906 Don't be afraid. I sense there's an enabler here, 851 00:51:54,939 --> 00:51:55,973 but we'll get to that. 852 00:51:56,007 --> 00:51:57,208 Look, dig deep 853 00:51:57,241 --> 00:51:58,508 and spill your guts. 854 00:51:58,541 --> 00:51:59,809 Okay? Who wants to go first? 855 00:51:59,843 --> 00:52:01,443 Huh? 856 00:52:01,477 --> 00:52:02,778 All right, I will. 857 00:52:06,682 --> 00:52:08,717 There you go. See? I'm willing to do the work. 858 00:52:08,751 --> 00:52:10,220 You two kids need to get in touch 859 00:52:10,253 --> 00:52:11,888 with your inner child. 860 00:52:11,922 --> 00:52:13,555 Mine'll be along in just a jiffy. 861 00:52:28,972 --> 00:52:31,240 Everybody says he's got my eyes. 862 00:52:31,273 --> 00:52:34,109 Personally, I don't see it. 863 00:52:34,143 --> 00:52:35,811 Scram, kid. 864 00:52:38,780 --> 00:52:40,015 You're just my unpacked trauma. 865 00:52:40,049 --> 00:52:41,649 You're just my unpacked trauma. 866 00:52:41,683 --> 00:52:43,618 You're a figment of my imagination. 867 00:52:43,651 --> 00:52:44,887 Really? 868 00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:46,221 Is this a figment of your imagination? 869 00:52:52,627 --> 00:52:54,129 Leg man. 870 00:52:54,163 --> 00:52:55,864 Just like his old man. 871 00:53:03,304 --> 00:53:05,907 That was you stalking me. 872 00:53:05,940 --> 00:53:07,175 Hey, if stalking means 873 00:53:07,208 --> 00:53:08,910 trying to remarry the love of my life, 874 00:53:08,943 --> 00:53:11,245 well, I'm guilty as charged. Come here! 875 00:53:11,279 --> 00:53:12,947 Home, home, home! 876 00:53:26,828 --> 00:53:31,966 ♪ Wherever you go Whatever you do ♪ 877 00:53:31,1000 --> 00:53:37,603 ♪ I will be right here Waiting for you ♪ 878 00:53:39,772 --> 00:53:40,974 What happened? 879 00:53:41,008 --> 00:53:42,909 I just had the wildest dream. 880 00:53:44,277 --> 00:53:46,779 Yeah, I think we should lay off the pills. 881 00:53:55,088 --> 00:53:56,789 Snakes? 882 00:53:56,823 --> 00:53:58,859 Actually, asps. 883 00:53:58,892 --> 00:54:00,293 Aren't they beautiful? 884 00:54:00,327 --> 00:54:01,895 Wedding gift for Rory? 885 00:54:01,928 --> 00:54:04,864 Too late. They've been defanged. 886 00:54:04,897 --> 00:54:06,966 Guaranteed harmless, and they're for me. 887 00:54:07,833 --> 00:54:09,035 In Ancient Egypt, 888 00:54:09,068 --> 00:54:10,602 a queen would perform a ceremony 889 00:54:10,635 --> 00:54:12,604 at the tomb of her pharaoh using snakes, 890 00:54:12,637 --> 00:54:14,706 the symbol of undying love. 891 00:54:14,739 --> 00:54:16,075 -Are you sure about that? -Mmm-hmm. 892 00:54:16,108 --> 00:54:17,609 We read that they were a constant threat 893 00:54:17,642 --> 00:54:18,676 to Ra in the underworld 894 00:54:18,710 --> 00:54:19,945 and represented total chaos. 895 00:54:19,979 --> 00:54:21,147 Okay, see, that's why schools need 896 00:54:21,180 --> 00:54:22,915 more art and less reading. 897 00:54:22,948 --> 00:54:24,783 You got your wish, we're leaving. 898 00:54:24,817 --> 00:54:25,885 So go pack up your things, 899 00:54:25,918 --> 00:54:27,053 I'm driving you back to school. 900 00:54:27,086 --> 00:54:28,586 Wait, what happened? 901 00:54:28,620 --> 00:54:30,755 You wouldn't believe me if I told you. 902 00:54:30,790 --> 00:54:32,892 I will pay for a fleet of movers 903 00:54:32,925 --> 00:54:34,926 to take everything back to Manhattan, 904 00:54:34,959 --> 00:54:36,194 except that model. 905 00:54:36,227 --> 00:54:38,595 We need to chop it up and burn it. 906 00:54:38,629 --> 00:54:39,964 Oh. 907 00:54:39,998 --> 00:54:42,033 You're calling off the wedding? 908 00:54:45,870 --> 00:54:47,172 What did that cheese ball do now? 909 00:54:47,205 --> 00:54:48,639 It's not Rory. 910 00:54:48,672 --> 00:54:49,706 It's Beetlejuice. 911 00:54:49,740 --> 00:54:50,842 He's here. 912 00:54:50,875 --> 00:54:52,310 In the model. I saw him. 913 00:54:52,343 --> 00:54:54,678 Rory saw him, too, but he thinks it's a dream. 914 00:54:54,711 --> 00:54:55,947 Wait, we can't leave yet. 915 00:54:57,714 --> 00:55:00,717 I have plans tomorrow with this boy that I met. 916 00:55:02,921 --> 00:55:04,923 How did you have time to meet a boy? 917 00:55:04,956 --> 00:55:06,356 You had time to get married. 918 00:55:06,390 --> 00:55:09,059 She doesn't mean it. It's just karma. 919 00:55:09,093 --> 00:55:10,327 Whatever. I was biking 920 00:55:10,360 --> 00:55:12,162 and then I kinda crashed into his fence 921 00:55:12,196 --> 00:55:13,997 and we started talking, 922 00:55:14,031 --> 00:55:15,065 and then he invited me over to his place for Halloween. 923 00:55:17,301 --> 00:55:18,869 Can I go, Mom? 924 00:55:18,902 --> 00:55:20,270 Mmm-mmm. 925 00:55:20,304 --> 00:55:21,305 Please? 926 00:55:24,674 --> 00:55:27,111 I will not allow that menace to humanity 927 00:55:27,144 --> 00:55:29,146 to upheave our family again. 928 00:55:29,179 --> 00:55:32,416 No one goes in there, no one calls his name! 929 00:55:32,449 --> 00:55:34,318 We're gonna be fine, right? 930 00:55:34,351 --> 00:55:36,920 Mom, come on! I'm gonna be late. 931 00:55:49,932 --> 00:55:51,400 Trick or treat! 932 00:55:55,938 --> 00:55:57,240 Are you sure this is the right address? 933 00:55:57,273 --> 00:55:58,975 Yeah. 934 00:55:59,008 --> 00:56:00,843 125 Jefferson Lane. 935 00:56:00,877 --> 00:56:02,711 Don't judge... all right? 936 00:56:02,744 --> 00:56:04,180 His dad just got into an accident at work, 937 00:56:04,213 --> 00:56:05,714 and they're going through a rough patch. 938 00:56:05,747 --> 00:56:06,983 Trick or treat! 939 00:56:07,016 --> 00:56:08,017 He's cute. 940 00:56:09,251 --> 00:56:10,718 What are you doing? 941 00:56:10,751 --> 00:56:12,053 I was gonna go say "hey" to his parents. 942 00:56:12,087 --> 00:56:14,022 Seriously? This isn't a playdate. 943 00:56:14,055 --> 00:56:15,090 I mean, we're not six years old. 944 00:56:15,123 --> 00:56:16,158 Nothing's gonna happen. 945 00:56:16,191 --> 00:56:18,326 All right, okay. You're right. 946 00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:21,429 Have fun, and I'll pick you up at 10:00. 947 00:56:21,463 --> 00:56:22,898 Not a second later. 948 00:56:26,935 --> 00:56:27,936 Come on, quick! 949 00:56:30,338 --> 00:56:31,640 Trick or treat! 950 00:56:49,756 --> 00:56:52,359 I, uh, raided the basement. 951 00:56:52,393 --> 00:56:54,795 I forgot we even had half this stuff. 952 00:56:54,828 --> 00:56:55,996 Yeah, you really went all out. 953 00:56:56,030 --> 00:56:57,865 Yeah. 954 00:56:57,898 --> 00:56:59,867 I like the James Dean costume, by the way. 955 00:56:59,900 --> 00:57:00,968 Thank you. But yeah, 956 00:57:01,001 --> 00:57:02,503 my parents think I look more like 957 00:57:02,536 --> 00:57:04,338 Richie from Happy Days. 958 00:57:04,371 --> 00:57:06,340 -Mmm? -Your costume looks great. 959 00:57:07,408 --> 00:57:09,176 Who are you supposed to be? 960 00:57:09,210 --> 00:57:10,244 Marie Curie. 961 00:57:12,345 --> 00:57:14,080 Two-time Nobel Prize-winning French physicist 962 00:57:14,113 --> 00:57:15,882 -and feminist icon. -Oh, she was, uh, 963 00:57:15,915 --> 00:57:18,151 she discovered radiation. Right? 964 00:57:18,184 --> 00:57:19,385 -Yeah. -Yeah. 965 00:57:19,419 --> 00:57:20,453 Yeah, her work was killing her. 966 00:57:20,486 --> 00:57:21,888 She didn't even realize it. 967 00:57:21,921 --> 00:57:23,990 Yeah, well, for someone who is dying 968 00:57:24,023 --> 00:57:26,159 of radiation poisoning, 969 00:57:26,192 --> 00:57:29,829 uh, you look beautiful. 970 00:57:29,862 --> 00:57:33,299 I brought some candy. Or a lot of... I... 971 00:57:33,333 --> 00:57:34,867 It's probably too much actually. 972 00:57:34,901 --> 00:57:36,402 But, uh, we can, I don't know, 973 00:57:36,436 --> 00:57:38,404 maybe binge on whatever's left over, if you want? 974 00:57:38,438 --> 00:57:40,473 Or we could start handing it out now, 975 00:57:40,506 --> 00:57:42,108 if that's... 976 00:57:42,141 --> 00:57:43,842 -what you wanna do. -Yeah. 977 00:57:43,875 --> 00:57:46,378 Uh, I have a confession, actually. 978 00:57:47,980 --> 00:57:50,983 I'd rather stay up here with you. 979 00:57:54,353 --> 00:57:56,388 Okay. Yeah. 980 00:57:57,322 --> 00:57:58,323 That works, too. 981 00:58:30,921 --> 00:58:32,957 Please don't freak out. 982 00:58:32,990 --> 00:58:33,991 What are you? 983 00:58:34,959 --> 00:58:35,960 Don't you know? 984 00:58:37,862 --> 00:58:40,064 Astrid, really, you don't have to be scared. 985 00:58:42,033 --> 00:58:43,234 You're a ghost. 986 00:58:47,270 --> 00:58:49,039 My mom was telling the truth. Shit! 987 00:58:49,072 --> 00:58:50,507 When my mom and dad used to fight, 988 00:58:50,540 --> 00:58:52,309 I used to steal one of my dad's six-packs 989 00:58:52,342 --> 00:58:54,344 and go hide out in the tree fort. 990 00:58:54,377 --> 00:58:55,378 And one day, 991 00:58:57,013 --> 00:58:58,048 I slipped 992 00:58:58,081 --> 00:58:59,082 and fell. 993 00:59:00,417 --> 00:59:01,584 How long ago did that happen? 994 00:59:01,618 --> 00:59:04,020 23 years, 5 months and 14 days. 995 00:59:04,054 --> 00:59:05,455 But who's counting? 996 00:59:05,488 --> 00:59:06,990 I've been stuck in this house for 23 years. 997 00:59:07,023 --> 00:59:09,926 I can't go any further than that tree. 998 00:59:09,959 --> 00:59:13,096 And I've just spent my time watching the world go by. 999 00:59:13,129 --> 00:59:14,597 But then you came along, 1000 00:59:14,631 --> 00:59:15,998 and you could see me. 1001 00:59:18,033 --> 00:59:19,535 And I've been on my own for so long, 1002 00:59:19,568 --> 00:59:21,904 it was like a grenade had gone off in my head. 1003 00:59:21,937 --> 00:59:23,005 It was amazing. 1004 00:59:23,639 --> 00:59:24,940 You're amazing. 1005 00:59:24,973 --> 00:59:26,542 -I should go. -Astrid, I know. 1006 00:59:26,575 --> 00:59:28,043 I know it's insane. 1007 00:59:28,077 --> 00:59:31,246 But I really like you, 1008 00:59:31,280 --> 00:59:33,015 and I want us to be together. 1009 00:59:34,316 --> 00:59:36,051 How? 1010 00:59:36,085 --> 00:59:38,287 You're dead, I'm alive. That doesn't make any sense. 1011 00:59:39,388 --> 00:59:40,956 Well, uh, 1012 00:59:40,989 --> 00:59:42,624 what if I told you 1013 00:59:42,658 --> 00:59:44,393 that I'd found a way to come back. 1014 00:59:46,095 --> 00:59:47,462 To be human again. 1015 00:59:47,495 --> 00:59:49,564 Um, it's all in this book. 1016 00:59:49,597 --> 00:59:51,466 Uh, everyone gets one of these when they die. 1017 00:59:51,499 --> 00:59:52,900 It's kind of complicated, 1018 00:59:52,934 --> 00:59:55,136 but, uh, I can only do it 1019 00:59:55,169 --> 00:59:58,973 with the help of a living person. 1020 00:59:59,006 --> 01:00:02,009 And you could literally give me my life back. 1021 01:00:02,043 --> 01:00:04,545 I don't know. Maybe we could ask my mom? 1022 01:00:04,579 --> 01:00:07,181 'Cause she's supposed to be the undead expert, right? 1023 01:00:07,215 --> 01:00:08,616 Yeah, well, I... 1024 01:00:08,649 --> 01:00:11,252 I'm sure she'll give you a million reasons 1025 01:00:11,285 --> 01:00:12,620 to stay away. 1026 01:00:12,653 --> 01:00:14,455 But I'll give you one reason to help me. 1027 01:00:16,424 --> 01:00:18,625 You'd get to see your dad. 1028 01:00:19,493 --> 01:00:20,560 Again. 1029 01:00:35,108 --> 01:00:37,010 I have the first official open house 1030 01:00:37,043 --> 01:00:38,412 a week from Sunday, 1031 01:00:38,445 --> 01:00:40,280 and then we will let the bidding war begin. 1032 01:00:40,313 --> 01:00:41,548 Where's Rory? 1033 01:00:41,581 --> 01:00:43,283 Supermarket. 1034 01:00:43,316 --> 01:00:45,318 Swapping out the candy I bought for carrot sticks. 1035 01:00:45,352 --> 01:00:47,621 Because Rory loves to fun-suck everything. 1036 01:00:47,654 --> 01:00:49,055 Even Halloween. 1037 01:00:49,089 --> 01:00:51,590 Gotta run. See you at the church. 1038 01:00:51,624 --> 01:00:54,427 Oh. Unless you're calling off the wedding? 1039 01:00:54,460 --> 01:00:55,461 No, Delia. 1040 01:00:56,362 --> 01:00:57,463 Where are you going? 1041 01:00:57,496 --> 01:00:59,064 Cemetery. 1042 01:00:59,098 --> 01:01:01,100 To commune with my dear husband's spirit. 1043 01:01:03,235 --> 01:01:05,137 I need to skedaddle, too. 1044 01:01:05,171 --> 01:01:06,705 I'm co-chaperoning 1045 01:01:06,739 --> 01:01:09,408 Littler Jane's Girl Scout troop. 1046 01:01:09,442 --> 01:01:11,677 We spent weeks coming up with a group costume theme. 1047 01:01:11,710 --> 01:01:14,713 We agreed nothing Disney. 1048 01:01:14,747 --> 01:01:16,582 The closest we ever got to Disney 1049 01:01:16,615 --> 01:01:20,519 was when Astrid dressed as Cinderella's dead mom. 1050 01:01:20,553 --> 01:01:22,387 You'll never guess what the girls came up with. 1051 01:01:22,420 --> 01:01:24,756 - Mmm? - Fruit salad. 1052 01:01:24,790 --> 01:01:26,324 Isn't that genius? 1053 01:01:26,357 --> 01:01:28,259 It's healthy and non-triggering. 1054 01:01:29,160 --> 01:01:30,161 I'm going as... 1055 01:01:32,697 --> 01:01:34,666 "reverse mortgage." 1056 01:01:34,699 --> 01:01:36,601 Which is "mortgage" spelled backwards. 1057 01:01:37,803 --> 01:01:39,404 Where is Astrid? 1058 01:01:39,437 --> 01:01:41,773 On a date. Her first. 1059 01:01:41,807 --> 01:01:44,342 I think I'm more nervous than she is. 1060 01:01:44,375 --> 01:01:46,077 The boy lives over on Jefferson. 1061 01:01:46,110 --> 01:01:48,213 Don't mention that street. 1062 01:01:48,246 --> 01:01:49,280 I have a listing that's kept me 1063 01:01:49,314 --> 01:01:51,416 from a perfect sales record. 1064 01:01:51,449 --> 01:01:53,317 Oh, it's my own fault. 1065 01:01:53,350 --> 01:01:55,686 The place had been on the market for years... 1066 01:01:55,719 --> 01:01:58,288 but I thought if I could sell the "Murder House," 1067 01:01:58,322 --> 01:01:59,690 it would be a feather in my cap. 1068 01:01:59,723 --> 01:02:01,024 Murder House? 1069 01:02:01,558 --> 01:02:02,559 Which house? 1070 01:02:03,627 --> 01:02:05,496 125. 1071 01:02:05,529 --> 01:02:07,297 That's where I dropped Astrid off. 1072 01:02:07,331 --> 01:02:09,066 She was seeing a boy named Jeremy. 1073 01:02:09,099 --> 01:02:12,135 Jeremy Frazier? 1074 01:02:12,169 --> 01:02:14,171 I didn't get his last name. 1075 01:02:15,239 --> 01:02:17,040 Oh, no, it can't be him. 1076 01:02:17,074 --> 01:02:20,177 But Jeremy Frazier was bad news. 1077 01:02:20,210 --> 01:02:23,513 Twenty-three years ago, he murdered his parents. 1078 01:02:23,546 --> 01:02:25,515 The cops found him hiding in his tree house. 1079 01:02:25,548 --> 01:02:26,582 When they tried to get him out, 1080 01:02:26,616 --> 01:02:28,584 he fell, broke his neck, 1081 01:02:28,618 --> 01:02:30,353 died instantly. 1082 01:02:35,658 --> 01:02:38,294 That's all you have to do to get into the Afterlife? 1083 01:02:38,327 --> 01:02:40,496 Draw a door with some chalk? 1084 01:02:40,530 --> 01:02:41,798 Oh, and knock three times? 1085 01:02:41,832 --> 01:02:43,299 I'm just doing what it says in there. 1086 01:02:43,332 --> 01:02:44,333 So lame. 1087 01:02:54,877 --> 01:02:57,112 Or maybe it's not so lame. 1088 01:02:57,145 --> 01:02:58,848 And what do we do? We just walk through? 1089 01:02:58,881 --> 01:03:00,783 I can. But since you're still alive, 1090 01:03:00,816 --> 01:03:03,151 you have to read that incantation first. 1091 01:03:05,420 --> 01:03:09,157 "De mundo vivorum audeo in iterum..." 1092 01:03:25,774 --> 01:03:26,775 Astrid! 1093 01:03:32,479 --> 01:03:34,481 Jeremy, is that you? 1094 01:03:40,454 --> 01:03:43,324 "Ut liber iterum ambulet alius." 1095 01:03:44,658 --> 01:03:46,226 Okay. 1096 01:03:46,260 --> 01:03:47,695 I think that worked. 1097 01:03:48,462 --> 01:03:49,530 Astrid! 1098 01:03:52,901 --> 01:03:54,101 Let's go see your dad. 1099 01:03:57,437 --> 01:03:59,339 Astrid! No! 1100 01:04:05,678 --> 01:04:06,679 Okay. 1101 01:04:17,624 --> 01:04:19,793 Uh, okay, you just wait here. 1102 01:04:19,827 --> 01:04:22,228 I'm gonna go find out where we're supposed to go. 1103 01:04:22,261 --> 01:04:24,664 Make sure to ask where my dad is. 1104 01:04:24,697 --> 01:04:26,733 Excuse me, sorry, sorry for... 1105 01:04:28,467 --> 01:04:29,601 Merry Christmas. 1106 01:04:29,635 --> 01:04:30,837 Merry Christmas. 1107 01:04:32,471 --> 01:04:33,739 Thanks. 1108 01:04:33,773 --> 01:04:35,407 Okay, we need to go to Immigration. 1109 01:04:42,547 --> 01:04:45,484 Excuse me, can I please speak to your manager? 1110 01:04:45,517 --> 01:04:48,553 My wife is gonna flay me if I don't get home soon. 1111 01:04:48,587 --> 01:04:50,689 That's sweet. Take a number and a seat. 1112 01:04:56,896 --> 01:04:58,463 Whoa, dude. 1113 01:05:02,901 --> 01:05:05,436 Oh, Powers of the Hereafter, 1114 01:05:05,469 --> 01:05:09,540 accept my Charles as I have accepted his passing. 1115 01:05:10,307 --> 01:05:11,777 No, I haven't. 1116 01:05:11,810 --> 01:05:13,812 And I won't ever. 1117 01:05:13,845 --> 01:05:15,847 There is no expiry date on sorrow. 1118 01:05:17,248 --> 01:05:19,517 Oh. Oh, that's good. 1119 01:05:19,550 --> 01:05:23,320 Though there is no expiry date on sorrow! 1120 01:05:23,354 --> 01:05:24,890 Kings of Commerce, 1121 01:05:24,923 --> 01:05:26,457 Knights of Nasdaq, 1122 01:05:26,490 --> 01:05:30,727 deem him worthy to enter the gates of your realm. 1123 01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:33,363 You are no more, my king. 1124 01:05:33,396 --> 01:05:35,532 But with the blessing of the angels 1125 01:05:35,565 --> 01:05:37,267 of undying love... 1126 01:05:38,002 --> 01:05:40,871 I, your surviving queen, 1127 01:05:40,905 --> 01:05:43,273 proudly take up the mantle of your... 1128 01:05:48,611 --> 01:05:50,613 Okay. There you go. Thank you. 1129 01:05:52,049 --> 01:05:53,884 You all right, honey? You look a little manic. 1130 01:05:53,918 --> 01:05:55,452 Just pre-wedding jitters. 1131 01:05:55,485 --> 01:05:57,353 I'm just gonna go up and try on my dress, 1132 01:05:57,387 --> 01:05:58,889 but don't come up 1133 01:05:58,923 --> 01:06:00,557 'cause it's bad luck to see me before the ceremony. 1134 01:06:00,590 --> 01:06:01,591 Sure. 1135 01:06:03,759 --> 01:06:06,395 Oh, well, hello. Who's clowning around? 1136 01:06:06,428 --> 01:06:08,363 - Trick or treat! - Trick or treat! 1137 01:06:08,397 --> 01:06:09,698 Here we are. 1138 01:06:09,732 --> 01:06:11,266 - Apples... - Thank you! 1139 01:06:11,300 --> 01:06:13,268 ...carrot sticks, and some blonde raisins, 1140 01:06:13,302 --> 01:06:14,737 'cause no one likes a big, fat clown. 1141 01:06:18,574 --> 01:06:20,242 I can't believe I'm doing this. 1142 01:06:21,610 --> 01:06:23,780 Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice. 1143 01:06:53,474 --> 01:06:55,476 The Juice is loose. 1144 01:06:57,780 --> 01:06:59,014 I need you to tell me what this means. 1145 01:06:59,047 --> 01:07:01,950 Oh, well, let's have a look, shall we? 1146 01:07:01,984 --> 01:07:04,484 Long story short, your daughter's screwed. 1147 01:07:04,518 --> 01:07:06,553 She decided to trade lives with the boy. 1148 01:07:06,586 --> 01:07:07,989 He gets to come back, 1149 01:07:08,022 --> 01:07:09,689 while she's stuck on the other side permanently. 1150 01:07:09,723 --> 01:07:11,591 One-way ticket on the Soul Train. 1151 01:07:11,625 --> 01:07:12,860 -Soul Train? -That's right. 1152 01:07:12,894 --> 01:07:15,462 Last stop, the Great Beyond. 1153 01:07:15,495 --> 01:07:16,998 No, she can't get on that train. 1154 01:07:17,031 --> 01:07:18,800 You've gotta get me in there so I can get her out. 1155 01:07:18,833 --> 01:07:20,400 Well, I can get you in, 1156 01:07:20,433 --> 01:07:22,569 but it's gonna take a quid pro quo. 1157 01:07:22,602 --> 01:07:24,738 Of course there is. What do you want? 1158 01:07:24,772 --> 01:07:26,606 Well, I've got this ex-wife, you know? 1159 01:07:26,640 --> 01:07:28,843 And she's kind of a whack job, first of all. We're through. 1160 01:07:28,876 --> 01:07:30,577 She's kinda clingy. 1161 01:07:30,610 --> 01:07:31,678 If I could just get away from her permanently somehow. 1162 01:07:31,711 --> 01:07:33,080 You want me to marry you! 1163 01:07:33,114 --> 01:07:34,748 I thought you'd never ask. 1164 01:07:34,782 --> 01:07:36,582 How do I know that you're gonna keep your word? 1165 01:07:36,615 --> 01:07:38,450 I swear on my dead mother's soul. 1166 01:07:38,484 --> 01:07:39,718 Yikes! 1167 01:07:41,822 --> 01:07:43,422 Okay, fine. 1168 01:07:43,455 --> 01:07:45,457 I'll marry you if you help me save my daughter. 1169 01:07:45,491 --> 01:07:46,692 I'm gonna need that in writing. 1170 01:07:46,725 --> 01:07:48,394 -Give me that. -Ow. 1171 01:07:48,427 --> 01:07:49,428 And here we go. 1172 01:07:52,464 --> 01:07:53,834 I'm gonna make you so happy. 1173 01:07:53,867 --> 01:07:56,569 Jesus! What's the plan on getting in? 1174 01:08:02,876 --> 01:08:03,977 Yeah. 1175 01:08:06,079 --> 01:08:08,613 Well, can't exactly go through the front door. 1176 01:08:20,993 --> 01:08:23,394 We need a demon possession. 1177 01:08:23,428 --> 01:08:24,662 Our case worker's on strike 1178 01:08:24,696 --> 01:08:25,764 and the waiting room's... 1179 01:08:25,798 --> 01:08:27,099 Tell Beetlejuice 1180 01:08:27,132 --> 01:08:28,834 these people are still in my house. 1181 01:08:32,670 --> 01:08:34,807 Hello? Hello? 1182 01:08:36,474 --> 01:08:37,475 You never saw us. 1183 01:08:38,110 --> 01:08:39,110 ¿Comprende? 1184 01:08:40,711 --> 01:08:43,181 Bob, you and the boys stand guard. 1185 01:08:43,214 --> 01:08:44,983 Nobody gets through. 1186 01:08:46,985 --> 01:08:47,986 Let's go, honey. 1187 01:09:08,206 --> 01:09:09,840 - Trick or treat. - Trick or treat. 1188 01:09:09,873 --> 01:09:11,474 Whoa, whoa. 1189 01:09:11,507 --> 01:09:12,708 One each. 1190 01:09:12,742 --> 01:09:13,877 Honor system. 1191 01:09:13,911 --> 01:09:15,645 Yeah, right. Asshole. 1192 01:09:17,014 --> 01:09:18,714 Huh? 1193 01:09:22,485 --> 01:09:23,787 Okay, everyone, 1194 01:09:23,820 --> 01:09:24,955 strawberries get first pick this time. 1195 01:09:24,988 --> 01:09:26,957 No crowding. 1196 01:09:38,035 --> 01:09:40,137 Hands on your head, asswipe! 1197 01:09:40,170 --> 01:09:42,838 Or I'll spray-paint the wall with your brains! 1198 01:09:42,872 --> 01:09:44,073 10-31 reporting. 1199 01:09:44,106 --> 01:09:45,607 Oh, no, dude. 1200 01:09:46,574 --> 01:09:47,944 That was way too forced. 1201 01:09:47,977 --> 01:09:50,112 Remember, throw it away. 1202 01:09:50,146 --> 01:09:52,014 Underplay it. 1203 01:09:52,048 --> 01:09:54,083 You gotta keep it real. 1204 01:09:54,116 --> 01:09:55,151 - Warning. - Olga, 1205 01:09:55,184 --> 01:09:56,651 what the hell is going on? 1206 01:09:56,685 --> 01:09:59,188 We got a code 6-9-9 violation. 1207 01:09:59,221 --> 01:10:00,790 You mean to tell me 1208 01:10:00,823 --> 01:10:03,125 a live one illegally broke into the Afterlife? 1209 01:10:03,159 --> 01:10:05,094 ...6-9-9 violation. 1210 01:10:05,127 --> 01:10:07,863 Time to call the Ghoul Squad. 1211 01:10:10,166 --> 01:10:13,835 I need a hard target search for two suspects. 1212 01:10:13,868 --> 01:10:15,003 Scumbag... 1213 01:10:15,036 --> 01:10:17,705 goes by the name of Beetlejuice. 1214 01:10:17,738 --> 01:10:19,573 And a female Fleshbag. 1215 01:10:19,606 --> 01:10:21,910 One Lydia Deetz. 1216 01:10:21,943 --> 01:10:25,947 Kick down every door. Leave no gravestone unturned. 1217 01:10:25,981 --> 01:10:30,285 Hell, sift through the sands of Titan if you have to! 1218 01:10:30,318 --> 01:10:32,586 Men... 1219 01:10:32,619 --> 01:10:34,688 this is what you've been training 1220 01:10:34,722 --> 01:10:36,091 your entire deaths for. 1221 01:10:36,925 --> 01:10:38,592 And remember... 1222 01:10:38,625 --> 01:10:40,128 Gotta keep it real! 1223 01:10:40,862 --> 01:10:41,896 Yes! 1224 01:10:51,271 --> 01:10:53,007 What the hell? 1225 01:10:54,274 --> 01:10:56,143 Where am... What? 1226 01:10:56,176 --> 01:10:59,146 No. No. No! 1227 01:11:00,781 --> 01:11:02,615 No! 1228 01:11:02,648 --> 01:11:04,684 No! 1229 01:11:04,717 --> 01:11:06,320 Excuse me! 1230 01:11:06,353 --> 01:11:08,122 What if a mistake's been made? 1231 01:11:08,155 --> 01:11:10,190 Because I'm not supposed to be here. 1232 01:11:16,796 --> 01:11:17,964 Seriously? 1233 01:11:17,997 --> 01:11:20,732 No. I have global entry. 1234 01:11:20,767 --> 01:11:22,835 Is there a line for that? 1235 01:11:24,871 --> 01:11:28,307 The 8:35 to the Great Beyond 1236 01:11:28,341 --> 01:11:29,776 is on time. 1237 01:11:29,809 --> 01:11:31,310 Next. 1238 01:11:31,344 --> 01:11:34,080 Stand on the marks and look directly into the camera. 1239 01:11:35,181 --> 01:11:37,083 Say "cheese." 1240 01:11:39,118 --> 01:11:40,887 Whoa! 1241 01:11:40,920 --> 01:11:41,921 Are you okay? 1242 01:11:43,856 --> 01:11:46,291 No. I feel strange. 1243 01:11:46,324 --> 01:11:49,027 I feel amazing. Go figure. 1244 01:11:49,061 --> 01:11:50,661 -What just happened? -Well, it's real simple. 1245 01:11:50,694 --> 01:11:54,132 You remember the chant that I got you to recite? 1246 01:11:54,166 --> 01:11:58,837 Uh, you agreed to swap your life for mine. 1247 01:11:59,737 --> 01:12:01,173 What? 1248 01:12:01,206 --> 01:12:03,308 I needed your life so that I could walk free again. 1249 01:12:04,742 --> 01:12:06,878 She's got a seat on the Soul Train. 1250 01:12:06,912 --> 01:12:08,880 One-way to the Great Beyond. 1251 01:12:08,914 --> 01:12:11,149 If you hustle, you can make the 8:35. 1252 01:12:11,183 --> 01:12:12,750 - Wait, no! Wait! - Thank you very much. 1253 01:12:13,952 --> 01:12:14,953 I never agreed to this! 1254 01:12:16,121 --> 01:12:17,687 Uh, how do I cross back over? 1255 01:12:17,720 --> 01:12:20,157 Get this stamped first. Window 11. 1256 01:12:20,191 --> 01:12:23,127 The transfer isn't permanent till then. 1257 01:12:27,932 --> 01:12:29,699 Dad? 1258 01:12:29,732 --> 01:12:30,968 -Astrid? -Dad? 1259 01:12:31,001 --> 01:12:33,003 Dad! Help me! 1260 01:12:33,404 --> 01:12:34,637 Dad! 1261 01:12:34,671 --> 01:12:36,639 Astrid! 1262 01:12:54,023 --> 01:12:56,359 Soon, my beloved. 1263 01:12:56,392 --> 01:12:57,726 Soon. 1264 01:13:15,145 --> 01:13:17,947 Warning, violation code 6-9-9. 1265 01:13:17,981 --> 01:13:19,314 All clear. Let's go. 1266 01:13:19,348 --> 01:13:20,249 We're like Bonnie and Clyde, you and me. 1267 01:13:20,282 --> 01:13:21,450 Without the bullet holes. 1268 01:13:21,483 --> 01:13:22,750 Do you even know where we're going? 1269 01:13:22,784 --> 01:13:24,019 You go right down the hallway, 1270 01:13:24,052 --> 01:13:25,387 three rights through the ninth door... 1271 01:13:25,420 --> 01:13:26,687 Violation code 6-9-9. 1272 01:13:26,721 --> 01:13:28,190 ...and right to the Soul Train. 1273 01:13:28,223 --> 01:13:29,825 Where are you going? 1274 01:13:29,858 --> 01:13:31,059 I'm gonna go to the little boy's room first. 1275 01:13:59,153 --> 01:14:02,123 This is the 8:35... 1276 01:14:02,156 --> 01:14:03,858 to the Great Beyond! 1277 01:14:05,293 --> 01:14:06,861 All aboard 1278 01:14:06,894 --> 01:14:08,963 the Soul Train! 1279 01:14:17,505 --> 01:14:18,806 No. No! 1280 01:14:19,974 --> 01:14:20,975 No! 1281 01:14:22,042 --> 01:14:23,476 Yeah! Whoo! 1282 01:14:26,513 --> 01:14:27,881 Astrid! 1283 01:14:27,914 --> 01:14:29,049 Astrid! 1284 01:14:30,450 --> 01:14:32,519 No! No, no! 1285 01:14:32,552 --> 01:14:33,787 No, no! 1286 01:14:33,820 --> 01:14:34,854 Please, no! 1287 01:14:43,496 --> 01:14:46,266 Hey, shake your thing, mama. 1288 01:14:46,299 --> 01:14:47,467 Hey! 1289 01:14:56,308 --> 01:14:57,776 Astrid! 1290 01:15:08,254 --> 01:15:09,121 Shoot! 1291 01:15:10,589 --> 01:15:11,457 Freeze! 1292 01:15:12,424 --> 01:15:13,425 There. 1293 01:15:17,129 --> 01:15:18,864 By the way, I saw Dad. 1294 01:15:29,941 --> 01:15:31,309 Hey, where are we? 1295 01:15:31,342 --> 01:15:32,410 I don't know. 1296 01:15:35,246 --> 01:15:37,181 Hey, that's Saturn. 1297 01:15:37,215 --> 01:15:40,218 Right? So we must be on one of its moons. 1298 01:15:40,251 --> 01:15:41,986 I swear, the Afterlife is so random! 1299 01:16:03,874 --> 01:16:06,076 Sandworm! Run! 1300 01:16:14,151 --> 01:16:15,852 Take my hand! 1301 01:16:22,292 --> 01:16:23,427 Here! Come on! 1302 01:16:53,122 --> 01:16:54,557 Marie Curie. 1303 01:16:54,590 --> 01:16:56,659 After the radiation poisoning. 1304 01:16:56,692 --> 01:16:58,293 Right? 1305 01:16:58,326 --> 01:16:59,494 Learned from the best. 1306 01:17:01,129 --> 01:17:02,263 We made a great kid. 1307 01:17:03,164 --> 01:17:05,166 Yeah, we did. 1308 01:17:06,701 --> 01:17:07,902 Come here! 1309 01:17:11,172 --> 01:17:12,507 I know you can't see me, 1310 01:17:12,540 --> 01:17:15,443 but I check in on you both all the time. 1311 01:17:15,477 --> 01:17:16,611 And I don't want to be the reason 1312 01:17:16,644 --> 01:17:18,480 that drove you two apart. 1313 01:17:18,513 --> 01:17:19,514 You need each other. 1314 01:17:20,615 --> 01:17:22,250 You make each other better. 1315 01:17:23,251 --> 01:17:24,285 Always have. 1316 01:17:25,687 --> 01:17:27,122 Alert! 1317 01:17:27,155 --> 01:17:28,356 We have a 6-9-9 violation. 1318 01:17:28,390 --> 01:17:30,290 We gotta get back to Winter River. 1319 01:17:30,324 --> 01:17:32,192 You can't leave until Astrid gets her life back. 1320 01:17:32,226 --> 01:17:34,661 -Warning! Intruder detected! -Let's go. 1321 01:17:36,430 --> 01:17:39,566 The Ghoul patrol found the breach and sealed it. 1322 01:17:39,600 --> 01:17:42,703 Any sign of Mr. Beetlejuice? Or the Fleshbag? 1323 01:17:42,736 --> 01:17:44,171 Still looking. 1324 01:17:44,204 --> 01:17:46,073 But we did find something that might help. 1325 01:17:58,619 --> 01:18:00,187 Hmm. 1326 01:18:08,528 --> 01:18:10,229 -"Bob"? -Mmm? 1327 01:18:12,766 --> 01:18:15,001 Let me tell ya how this is gonna go. 1328 01:18:15,034 --> 01:18:18,037 Your shriveled lips will start flappin', 1329 01:18:18,070 --> 01:18:20,206 or I'll crack your itty-bitty skull 1330 01:18:20,239 --> 01:18:22,208 like a goddamn walnut. 1331 01:18:22,241 --> 01:18:23,476 Where's Beetlejuice? 1332 01:18:38,523 --> 01:18:40,192 - Rory? - Father... 1333 01:18:40,225 --> 01:18:42,294 I'm seeing these shrunken head people everywhere. 1334 01:18:42,327 --> 01:18:43,995 Well, be not afraid, 1335 01:18:44,029 --> 01:18:46,097 for thine eyes will see strange things. 1336 01:18:46,131 --> 01:18:47,999 Are you filled with fear and trembling? 1337 01:18:48,033 --> 01:18:50,469 Yes! I'm shitting my pants. 1338 01:18:50,502 --> 01:18:52,537 -Ah. -What are you doing here? 1339 01:18:52,571 --> 01:18:53,705 I'm searching for the lost lambs 1340 01:18:53,738 --> 01:18:55,307 to bring back into the light. 1341 01:18:55,340 --> 01:18:57,609 Why don't I give you a ride to the church? 1342 01:19:04,081 --> 01:19:06,116 Trick or treat! 1343 01:19:07,518 --> 01:19:09,253 Sorry, sorry I just... I'll... 1344 01:19:09,286 --> 01:19:10,621 I... Come right back, I just... 1345 01:19:10,654 --> 01:19:12,423 Excuse me. Just... 1346 01:19:12,456 --> 01:19:15,593 Um, sorry, I'm just, uh, late for a wedding. 1347 01:19:15,626 --> 01:19:18,229 Hi, yes, one question, how do I get out of here? 1348 01:19:18,262 --> 01:19:19,663 Because someone made a terrible mistake. 1349 01:19:19,697 --> 01:19:22,199 I'm on a break. Take a number. Take a seat. 1350 01:19:22,233 --> 01:19:23,601 No, you see, those asps, 1351 01:19:23,634 --> 01:19:25,102 they were defanged. I paid extra for that. 1352 01:19:25,135 --> 01:19:27,204 Honey, you're dead, okay? 1353 01:19:27,238 --> 01:19:29,173 Now take a number and sit down. 1354 01:19:32,576 --> 01:19:37,113 Is there perhaps anyone here who has the power to help me? 1355 01:19:37,146 --> 01:19:38,548 Did that line used to work for you? 1356 01:19:38,581 --> 01:19:40,517 I'm not dead! 1357 01:19:42,285 --> 01:19:43,486 You know what? 1358 01:19:43,520 --> 01:19:45,255 My husband's here. Charles Deetz. 1359 01:19:45,288 --> 01:19:46,790 Yes, he can fix this. 1360 01:19:46,824 --> 01:19:48,191 You call him, he can fix this, he can fix anything. 1361 01:19:48,224 --> 01:19:49,692 Not anymore he can't. 1362 01:19:49,726 --> 01:19:52,328 No, wait! Wait, I know people! 1363 01:19:52,362 --> 01:19:55,698 Oh! I know people! I am people! Why's... 1364 01:19:57,500 --> 01:19:59,135 No. 1365 01:19:59,168 --> 01:20:01,070 Beetlejuice. Oh, no. 1366 01:20:03,841 --> 01:20:05,641 Beetlejuice. 1367 01:20:07,543 --> 01:20:09,211 Right here. 1368 01:20:09,244 --> 01:20:11,113 I get it. Now that you're dead, 1369 01:20:11,146 --> 01:20:12,681 you wanna hang out with me. 1370 01:20:12,714 --> 01:20:14,449 Would you help me find Charles, please? 1371 01:20:14,483 --> 01:20:16,418 And then the VIP lounge. 1372 01:20:16,451 --> 01:20:17,854 -Sure. -Okay. 1373 01:20:17,887 --> 01:20:20,556 Just after you help me find my runaway bride. 1374 01:20:22,591 --> 01:20:23,725 Ugh. 1375 01:20:33,635 --> 01:20:35,404 Hmm? 1376 01:20:36,772 --> 01:20:39,140 Where is he? 1377 01:20:41,676 --> 01:20:43,611 Tell me. 1378 01:21:14,674 --> 01:21:17,544 Stay behind the line until called. 1379 01:21:24,284 --> 01:21:25,452 Don't stamp that passport! 1380 01:21:29,689 --> 01:21:32,325 You're too late, man. 1381 01:21:32,359 --> 01:21:33,861 I think it was Dostoevsky who said... 1382 01:21:35,695 --> 01:21:36,696 "Later, fucker!" 1383 01:21:40,199 --> 01:21:41,600 This way. Follow me. 1384 01:21:46,372 --> 01:21:48,540 Next! 1385 01:21:48,574 --> 01:21:51,410 Warning! Intruder detected. 1386 01:21:52,444 --> 01:21:54,213 This way. 1387 01:21:54,246 --> 01:21:56,548 This is a code 6-9-9. We have... 1388 01:21:56,582 --> 01:21:58,217 Okay, this is as far as I go. 1389 01:21:59,218 --> 01:22:00,754 -Okay. -I love you. 1390 01:22:00,787 --> 01:22:02,254 I love you too, sweetheart. 1391 01:22:03,489 --> 01:22:05,524 Have an amazing life. 1392 01:22:05,557 --> 01:22:06,725 You take care of each other. 1393 01:22:06,760 --> 01:22:08,193 Yeah. 1394 01:22:08,227 --> 01:22:09,528 -I'll see you later. -Okay. 1395 01:22:31,616 --> 01:22:33,184 Thank you for saving my life. 1396 01:22:35,520 --> 01:22:39,424 I'm so sorry I never believed that you saw ghosts and... 1397 01:22:39,457 --> 01:22:41,160 I don't know, I'm just sorry for all of it. 1398 01:22:43,727 --> 01:22:45,228 Astrid, I... 1399 01:22:45,262 --> 01:22:46,998 Lydia! Come on, you're late! 1400 01:22:47,031 --> 01:22:48,732 Oh, my God! My wedding! 1401 01:22:48,766 --> 01:22:50,400 We're about to start. 1402 01:22:50,434 --> 01:22:51,969 Wait, Mom, with everything that's happened tonight, 1403 01:22:52,003 --> 01:22:53,470 you know you don't have to do this, right? 1404 01:22:53,503 --> 01:22:55,272 I know, but if I don't do it now, 1405 01:22:55,305 --> 01:22:57,374 I'm never gonna do it. 1406 01:22:57,407 --> 01:22:59,376 But are you sure about this? 1407 01:22:59,409 --> 01:23:02,847 Rory loves me, and that's gotta be enough. 1408 01:23:02,880 --> 01:23:04,749 Quickly, my dear! Come! Come! 1409 01:23:04,782 --> 01:23:05,883 Oh. 1410 01:23:08,853 --> 01:23:09,987 And the lost lamb is welcome into thy house 1411 01:23:10,021 --> 01:23:11,856 -with open arms. -Oh, my God! 1412 01:23:13,824 --> 01:23:15,257 I thought you got cold feet. 1413 01:23:15,291 --> 01:23:16,592 Oh, no, blame me. 1414 01:23:16,625 --> 01:23:18,360 She just saved me from my date from hell. 1415 01:23:18,394 --> 01:23:19,628 Who are all these people? 1416 01:23:19,662 --> 01:23:21,664 This is just a couple influencers. 1417 01:23:21,697 --> 01:23:23,399 Nobody under five million followers, 1418 01:23:23,432 --> 01:23:25,736 and I think we have a Netflix executive in there. 1419 01:23:25,769 --> 01:23:26,903 We doing this? 1420 01:23:26,937 --> 01:23:28,805 Yeah. Where's your dress? 1421 01:23:28,839 --> 01:23:30,406 All that matters is that I'm here, now. 1422 01:23:30,439 --> 01:23:31,942 So let's just skip straight to the vows. 1423 01:23:31,975 --> 01:23:33,375 Wait, where's Delia? 1424 01:23:33,409 --> 01:23:34,510 Yo! 1425 01:23:34,543 --> 01:23:36,947 Right here. 1426 01:23:36,980 --> 01:23:38,581 She was helpin' me calm down before the wedding. 1427 01:23:38,614 --> 01:23:40,016 I was feeling a little jittery. 1428 01:23:40,050 --> 01:23:42,318 -All, right, beat it. -You. 1429 01:23:43,486 --> 01:23:44,787 You're that thing... 1430 01:23:44,820 --> 01:23:46,454 from my dream. 1431 01:23:46,488 --> 01:23:48,389 Well, I'm really more nightmare material, 1432 01:23:48,423 --> 01:23:49,825 but, thanks. 1433 01:23:49,859 --> 01:23:51,593 - You're... - Uh-uh. 1434 01:23:52,427 --> 01:23:53,728 Part of the deal 1435 01:23:53,763 --> 01:23:55,363 is you can never, ever say my name, ever! 1436 01:23:55,396 --> 01:23:56,731 What deal? 1437 01:23:56,766 --> 01:23:58,000 The deal she made to save you. 1438 01:23:58,033 --> 01:23:59,467 By the way, you can call me "Dad." 1439 01:23:59,501 --> 01:24:00,836 Lydia. 1440 01:24:00,870 --> 01:24:02,905 You agreed to marry him? 1441 01:24:02,938 --> 01:24:06,341 I was desperate, and it was my only option. 1442 01:24:06,374 --> 01:24:07,675 Lydia. What's going on here? 1443 01:24:09,011 --> 01:24:10,913 Wow. 1444 01:24:10,946 --> 01:24:12,848 Awkward. 1445 01:24:12,882 --> 01:24:14,884 You haven't made much progress since our last session, 1446 01:24:14,917 --> 01:24:17,618 so I'm gonna suggest some drug therapy. 1447 01:24:17,651 --> 01:24:19,988 Don't be afraid to share. When you're ready. 1448 01:24:26,393 --> 01:24:28,562 I always thought your whole act was bullshit. 1449 01:24:28,595 --> 01:24:30,932 I never believed in ghosts, spirits, or any of it. 1450 01:24:30,965 --> 01:24:33,101 What? All this time? 1451 01:24:33,134 --> 01:24:35,435 Why the hell did you wanna get married? 1452 01:24:35,469 --> 01:24:36,738 Money! 1453 01:24:36,771 --> 01:24:37,972 I knew I could make more as your husband 1454 01:24:38,006 --> 01:24:39,573 than I could as your manager. 1455 01:24:39,606 --> 01:24:42,709 And I never had a dead fiancee. 1456 01:24:42,744 --> 01:24:44,478 I just went to that survivor's retreat, 1457 01:24:44,511 --> 01:24:47,346 so that I could meet weak women and exploit them! 1458 01:24:47,380 --> 01:24:50,516 And I hit the codependent lottery when I met you. 1459 01:24:50,550 --> 01:24:52,318 How 'bout a little physical therapy? 1460 01:25:00,526 --> 01:25:01,862 We'd like to thank you all 1461 01:25:01,895 --> 01:25:03,797 for coming to this very special occasion, 1462 01:25:03,831 --> 01:25:06,432 but right now we'd like a little privacy. 1463 01:25:32,624 --> 01:25:34,459 Where you goin', Padre? 1464 01:25:43,435 --> 01:25:45,738 Honey, I've got one more surprise, 1465 01:25:45,771 --> 01:25:46,806 and this one's from the heart. 1466 01:25:51,743 --> 01:25:55,713 ♪ Spring was never Waiting for us, girl ♪ 1467 01:25:55,747 --> 01:25:58,515 ♪ It ran one step ahead ♪ 1468 01:25:58,549 --> 01:26:02,453 ♪ As we followed in the dance ♪ 1469 01:26:09,060 --> 01:26:12,998 ♪ Between the parted Pages and were pressed ♪ 1470 01:26:13,031 --> 01:26:15,934 ♪ In love's hot, fevered iron ♪ 1471 01:26:15,967 --> 01:26:19,037 ♪ Like a striped Pair of pants ♪ 1472 01:26:25,743 --> 01:26:29,612 ♪ MacArthur's Park Is melting in the dark ♪ 1473 01:26:29,646 --> 01:26:33,851 ♪ All the sweet green icing Flowin' down ♪ 1474 01:26:33,884 --> 01:26:37,720 ♪ Someone Left the cake out in the rain ♪ 1475 01:26:37,755 --> 01:26:41,591 ♪ I don't think That I can take it ♪ 1476 01:26:41,624 --> 01:26:44,128 ♪ 'Cause it took so long To bake it ♪ 1477 01:26:44,161 --> 01:26:46,997 ♪ And I'll never Have that recipe ♪ 1478 01:26:47,031 --> 01:26:49,066 ♪ Again ♪ 1479 01:26:49,099 --> 01:26:54,003 ♪ Oh, no ♪ 1480 01:26:57,572 --> 01:27:01,144 ♪ I recall The yellow cotton dress ♪ 1481 01:27:01,177 --> 01:27:03,645 ♪ Foaming like a wave ♪ 1482 01:27:03,679 --> 01:27:07,784 ♪ On the ground Around your knees ♪ 1483 01:27:14,556 --> 01:27:17,726 ♪ The birds, like tender babies In your hands ♪ 1484 01:27:17,760 --> 01:27:20,462 ♪ And the old men Playing checkers ♪ 1485 01:27:21,297 --> 01:27:24,066 ♪ By the trees ♪ 1486 01:27:30,205 --> 01:27:33,909 ♪ MacArthur's Park Is melting in the dark ♪ 1487 01:27:33,942 --> 01:27:38,146 ♪ All the sweet green icing Flowing down ♪ 1488 01:27:38,180 --> 01:27:42,217 ♪ Someone left the cake Out in the rain ♪ 1489 01:27:42,250 --> 01:27:45,787 ♪ I don't think That I can take it ♪ 1490 01:27:45,821 --> 01:27:48,256 ♪ 'Cause it took so long To bake it ♪ 1491 01:27:48,290 --> 01:27:53,561 ♪ And I'll never Have that recipe again ♪ 1492 01:27:53,594 --> 01:27:58,065 ♪ Oh, no ♪ 1493 01:28:01,902 --> 01:28:04,972 I love a good dream sequence. 1494 01:28:05,006 --> 01:28:09,977 ♪ There will be Another song for me ♪ 1495 01:28:10,011 --> 01:28:14,215 ♪ For I will sing it ♪ 1496 01:28:16,150 --> 01:28:20,287 ♪ I will drink the wine While it is warm ♪ 1497 01:28:20,321 --> 01:28:26,292 ♪ And never let you catch me Looking at the sun ♪ 1498 01:28:28,328 --> 01:28:34,267 ♪ And after all The loves of my life ♪ 1499 01:28:34,300 --> 01:28:38,604 ♪ After all the loves Of my life ♪ 1500 01:28:38,637 --> 01:28:42,208 ♪ You'll still be the one ♪ 1501 01:29:09,301 --> 01:29:14,907 ♪ I will take My life into my hands ♪ 1502 01:29:14,940 --> 01:29:18,143 ♪ And I will use it ♪ 1503 01:29:29,854 --> 01:29:31,923 ♪ I will win the worship ♪ 1504 01:29:31,956 --> 01:29:38,329 ♪ In their eyes And I will lose it ♪ 1505 01:30:06,990 --> 01:30:08,825 Mr. Juice, 1506 01:30:08,859 --> 01:30:10,961 you've violated code 6-9-9! 1507 01:30:10,994 --> 01:30:12,295 Freeze! 1508 01:30:13,964 --> 01:30:15,065 Book 'em, Danno! 1509 01:30:17,167 --> 01:30:18,768 Beetlejuice! 1510 01:30:22,139 --> 01:30:24,274 What the... 1511 01:30:24,307 --> 01:30:25,742 I'm back. 1512 01:30:30,712 --> 01:30:32,114 Sweetheart! 1513 01:30:32,148 --> 01:30:33,415 You look fantastic! 1514 01:30:33,449 --> 01:30:35,284 You look so... 1515 01:30:35,317 --> 01:30:37,853 - put together. - He's mine. 1516 01:30:37,887 --> 01:30:40,089 It's me, not you. You know, honey, 1517 01:30:40,122 --> 01:30:42,791 I've been goin' through a lotta changes lately. 1518 01:30:42,825 --> 01:30:44,692 Kind of a mid-afterlife crisis, I guess. 1519 01:30:44,727 --> 01:30:47,897 Your soul belongs to me, my love. 1520 01:30:47,930 --> 01:30:49,765 For eternity. 1521 01:30:49,798 --> 01:30:51,066 You don't wanna spend your eternity with me. 1522 01:30:51,100 --> 01:30:52,234 I'm a lone wolf. 1523 01:30:52,268 --> 01:30:53,869 You need a soulmate. 1524 01:30:53,903 --> 01:30:56,704 Somebody who really sees you. For instance. 1525 01:31:02,877 --> 01:31:05,146 I need something to draw with. Quick! 1526 01:31:39,146 --> 01:31:40,280 Olé. 1527 01:31:52,326 --> 01:31:53,860 - Let's go! - Hey! 1528 01:31:54,795 --> 01:31:56,430 We had a deal. 1529 01:31:56,463 --> 01:31:58,131 She doesn't have to marry you. 1530 01:31:58,165 --> 01:32:00,133 - What? - -You violated code 6-9-9. 1531 01:32:00,167 --> 01:32:02,836 Yeah, you illegally brought my mom into the Afterlife. 1532 01:32:02,869 --> 01:32:05,137 According to that book, that contract is null and void. 1533 01:32:08,874 --> 01:32:11,310 Look, I'm sorry things didn't work out between us, 1534 01:32:11,344 --> 01:32:13,546 but the 600-year age gap 1535 01:32:13,579 --> 01:32:15,348 was a little bit much for me. 1536 01:32:15,381 --> 01:32:16,882 -Beetle... -Ah! 1537 01:32:16,916 --> 01:32:18,284 Beetlejuice. 1538 01:32:22,989 --> 01:32:24,056 Beetlejuice. 1539 01:32:31,464 --> 01:32:33,165 - Hey! - Beetlejuice. 1540 01:32:43,475 --> 01:32:45,176 Shoulda got married in Vegas. 1541 01:32:53,518 --> 01:32:55,120 Looks like we're a little late, boys. 1542 01:32:57,188 --> 01:32:59,324 Tape off the crime scene, call in forensics, 1543 01:32:59,357 --> 01:33:02,160 and keep the goddamn media away. 1544 01:33:02,193 --> 01:33:05,363 Little lady, you just popped his Beetlejuice. 1545 01:33:05,397 --> 01:33:06,897 Say your goodbyes, 1546 01:33:06,930 --> 01:33:08,866 you can take a selfie now, if you like, 1547 01:33:08,899 --> 01:33:10,100 but make it quick. 1548 01:33:11,935 --> 01:33:13,570 Sister, you're comin' with me. 1549 01:33:13,604 --> 01:33:15,506 What? Delia, what did you do? 1550 01:33:15,539 --> 01:33:17,107 I fell for a scam, 1551 01:33:17,141 --> 01:33:20,010 and I'm counting on you to claim a refund. 1552 01:33:20,044 --> 01:33:21,578 Those snakes were actually poisonous, weren't they? 1553 01:33:21,612 --> 01:33:25,049 Yeah. So, I died of embarrassment. 1554 01:33:25,082 --> 01:33:27,217 Your work's gonna go up in value. 1555 01:33:27,251 --> 01:33:28,919 - Oh! Oh, well, then. - Mmm-hmm. 1556 01:33:29,486 --> 01:33:31,121 Delia... 1557 01:33:31,155 --> 01:33:32,856 -I'll miss you. -No, you won't. 1558 01:33:32,890 --> 01:33:34,892 I'll find Charles and we'll haunt you both, 1559 01:33:34,925 --> 01:33:36,927 until you beg us to move on! 1560 01:33:36,960 --> 01:33:38,995 Nice work for a couple of Fleshbags. 1561 01:33:39,028 --> 01:33:40,930 Don't come knockin' until it's your time, 1562 01:33:40,963 --> 01:33:42,632 and in the meantime, remember, 1563 01:33:42,665 --> 01:33:44,500 you gotta keep it real. 1564 01:33:44,534 --> 01:33:46,002 Come on, beautiful, 1565 01:33:46,035 --> 01:33:48,004 we got a date with the commissioner. 1566 01:34:33,682 --> 01:34:34,950 Charles! 1567 01:34:36,551 --> 01:34:37,886 Delia! 1568 01:34:40,187 --> 01:34:41,455 I can't believe you're here! 1569 01:34:44,425 --> 01:34:45,693 Oh, Charles. 1570 01:34:45,727 --> 01:34:47,495 I'm so happy to see you! 1571 01:34:48,396 --> 01:34:49,697 Oh, Charles, 1572 01:34:49,731 --> 01:34:51,132 look what happened to me! 1573 01:34:53,667 --> 01:34:56,003 This is the 10:13, 1574 01:34:56,036 --> 01:34:57,905 to the Great Beyond! 1575 01:34:58,472 --> 01:34:59,940 All aboard 1576 01:34:59,974 --> 01:35:01,475 the Soul Train! 1577 01:35:12,218 --> 01:35:14,487 I wanna thank all you Ghosties out there, 1578 01:35:14,521 --> 01:35:17,357 for all your support over the years, 1579 01:35:17,390 --> 01:35:20,527 but this is my last show. 1580 01:35:20,560 --> 01:35:24,230 I have spent so much time talking to the dead, 1581 01:35:24,264 --> 01:35:26,332 it's time I started living. 1582 01:35:29,235 --> 01:35:32,539 I wanna make memories with the people I love 1583 01:35:32,572 --> 01:35:35,141 rather than be haunted by them later. 1584 01:36:50,848 --> 01:36:52,415 Oh, my God. What is that? 1585 01:37:16,338 --> 01:37:17,807 Mommy! 1586 01:37:28,417 --> 01:37:30,085 I just had the weirdest dream. 1587 01:37:41,530 --> 01:37:45,634 ♪ I recall the yellow cotton dress♪ 1588 01:37:45,668 --> 01:37:48,837 ♪ Foaming like a wave♪ 1589 01:37:48,871 --> 01:37:55,176 ♪ On the ground beneath your knees ♪ 1590 01:37:55,209 --> 01:37:59,782 ♪ The birds like tender babies in your hands ♪ 1591 01:37:59,815 --> 01:38:02,885 ♪ And the old men playing ♪ 1592 01:38:02,918 --> 01:38:06,789 ♪ Chinese checkers by the trees ♪ 1593 01:38:09,524 --> 01:38:14,629 ♪ MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark ♪ 1594 01:38:14,662 --> 01:38:20,534 ♪ All the sweet, green icing flowing down ♪ 1595 01:38:20,567 --> 01:38:25,539 ♪ Someone left the cake out in the rain ♪ 1596 01:38:25,572 --> 01:38:30,577 ♪ I don't think that I can take it ♪ 1597 01:38:30,611 --> 01:38:34,581 ♪ 'Cause it took so long to bake it ♪ 1598 01:38:34,615 --> 01:38:41,622 ♪ And I'll never have that recipe again ♪ 1599 01:38:41,655 --> 01:38:44,859 ♪ Again ♪ 1600 01:39:04,543 --> 01:39:09,548 ♪ MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark ♪ 1601 01:39:09,582 --> 01:39:15,756 ♪ All the sweet, green icing flowing down ♪ 1602 01:39:15,789 --> 01:39:20,961 ♪ Someone left the cake out in the rain ♪ 1603 01:39:20,994 --> 01:39:26,264 ♪ I don't think that I can take it ♪ 1604 01:39:26,297 --> 01:39:29,501 ♪ 'Cause it took so long to bake it ♪ 1605 01:39:29,534 --> 01:39:35,674 ♪ And I'll never have that recipe again ♪ 1606 01:39:36,709 --> 01:39:39,945 ♪ Oh, no ♪ 112876