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Oh, Niles. Hm?
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Look at the cake that I got
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for my friend Mona's retirement party.
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Oh, it's beautiful. It's plaster of Paris.
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[TAPS]
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Why would anyone buy a fake cake?
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Well, because, you know, I'm gonna take it out of the box,
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they're all gonna "ooh" and "ah" and then say,
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"Not for me. I'm on a diet."
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This way, I can use it again.
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Plus I can carry it on the bus like this.
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Is Mona excited about her retirement?
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Oh, I'm sure she's thrilled,
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after all those years killing herself
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working as a nanny.
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Believe me, there's a lot of pressure
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being responsible for the lives
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of other people's children.
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Fran, where's Brighton?
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I dunno.
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Oh, you do know there's a piece broken off the side?
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Oh, I know. I had it at my mother's not 10 minutes.
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She said it's dry,
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but if you dunk it in Sanka, it's delish.
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[NASAL VOICE] Niles, I seem to be fresh
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out of clean handkerchiefs again.
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[SNEEZES] NILES: Oh!
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You know, Mr. Sheffield,
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my mother has a cold remedy that never fails.
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Niles, next time you cut up a chicken, save the feet.
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Actually... [SNIFFLES]
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...I'm beginning to feel a lot better.
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See, never fails. [CHUCKLES]
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYS]
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♪ She was workin' In a bridal shop
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♪ In Flushing, Queens ♪
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♪ Till her boyfriend Kicked her out ♪
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♪ In one of those Crushing scenes ♪
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♪ What was she to do? Where was she to go? ♪
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♪ She was out on her fanny ♪
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♪ So over the bridge From Flushing ♪
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♪ To the Sheffields' door ♪
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♪ She was there to sell makeup But the father saw more ♪
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♪ She had style, she had flair She was there ♪
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♪ That's how she became The nanny ♪
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♪ Who would have guessed That the girl we described ♪
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♪ Was just exactly what The doctor prescribed? ♪
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♪ Now the father Finds her beguiling ♪
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♪ Watch out, C.C. ♪
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♪ And the kids Are actually smiling ♪
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♪ Such joie de vivre ♪
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♪ She's the lady in red ♪
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♪ When everybody else Is wearing tan ♪
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♪ The flashy girl From Flushing ♪
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♪ The nanny named Fran ♪
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Huh? BOTH: Ooh.
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BOTH: Aah.
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None for me. I can't. I'm on a diet.
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Oh. You girls have such great willpower.
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Well, if you're not gonna eat it, neither will I.
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[BANGS]
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So, Annie, tell me,
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what did you get Mona for her retirement present?
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Well, you know how much she loves Vicki Carr.
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Yeah?
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I got her the new CD.
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Oh, you know, someone already gave her that.
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Oh. You better take it back.
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Thanks, Fran.
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Here she comes. Here she comes.
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[ALL SQUEALING]
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[IN UNISON] Happy retirement!
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Oh! ALL: Congratulations!
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Oh, shut up.
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You give somebody's kid the best years of your life,
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and what do you get?
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A pat on the back and a couple of stinking Vicki Carr CDs.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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[SNIFFING]
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Mona, did you switch perfumes?
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I think this is a little too woodsy.
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That's not perfume.
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The boss is turning my room into a cedar closet.
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Cheer up, Mona.
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Think about the big party
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your boss is making for you
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at the Waldorf on Saturday night.
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Oh, that reminds me. Who's taping Dr. Quinn?
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Meanwhile, when the party's over,
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he goes home to Fifth Avenue.
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And I move into a dump in Queens
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and say goodbye to little Skippy forever.
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Oh, now, Mona.
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Little Skippy's doing his residency at New York Hospital.
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I think that you've milked this nanny routine long enough.
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When I started this job, I was 29, gorgeous,
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a figure like you.
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Look what happens after 20 years
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of eating all that rich food his butler makes.
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Don't you worry.
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Me and you are nothing alike.
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I mean, youchose to be a nanny.
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I just fell into it...
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when my fiancé dumped me.
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Fran, that's exactly what happened--
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Thank you, Lupe.
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Mona is right. We're nothing alike.
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[IN UNISON] Hey, moron, scoop that poop!
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Well, wait a minute here.
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We're not alike, because I've got a skill
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that I can fall back on.
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That's what I thought.
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See, I was working in a bridal shop
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in Flushing, Queens...
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until my boyfriend kicked me out
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in one of those crushing scenes--
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Stop it, Mona!
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Oh, I'm so depressed.
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Give me that cake.
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Oh, um... Uh...
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Whoopsie.
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I dropped it.
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It's still good.
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No, it's not. No, it's not.
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It's got dirt all over it.
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Plaster of Paris. Mm.
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I used to do that.
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It's a hell of a lot easier to carry on the bus, huh, Fran?
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No!
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Come on, Niles.
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Tell me what Maxwell's getting me for my birthday.
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I'll give you 50 bucks. No.
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But if you tell me your age, I'll tell you.
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All right, 75.
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There, that wasn't so hard to admit, now, was it?
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[SIGHS] C.C.: Nanny Fine!
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How sweet.
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That's for my birthday, isn't it?
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Uh, yeah.
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"Congratulations... Mona"?
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Mona's your Hebrew name.
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So how was the park? Was Mona surprised?
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No, but I was.
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You know, Niles, being a nanny is a thankless job.
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I mean, I'm history the minute Gracie starts shaving her pits.
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Feeling a tad insecure about our future?
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Actually, I'm not the least bit concerned about yours.
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I mean, as long as you can put a tea bag in a cup of water,
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you got a career.
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Meanwhile, I'm out of here as soon as the last kid graduates.
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Fran, have you seen my math book?
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I have to study.
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No, honey. But who cares, really?
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So what if you got left back?
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What's your rush?
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Look, second grade could be the best four years
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of your life.
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Go. Watch cartoons.
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Oh, wait.
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All right, go ahead.
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Hubba, hubba.
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Are you sure you want to waste that
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on a nanny retirement party?
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Oh, Niles, Mona is one of my closest friends.
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I want to look nice for her.
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Cardiologist convention in the next ballroom?
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Yeah. Mm-hm.
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Niles, do you have my cold medicine?
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Yes, here you are, sir.
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All right. You don't have to watch me.
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I'll take it. I'm an adult.
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[GROANS] - Yes, I mixed in the honey.
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Oh.
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All right, then. Carry on.
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Oh, Miss Fine!
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I-I thought the PTA meeting was next week.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Don't be ridiculous.
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I can't sit in this.
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Well, have a wonderful time
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at the party tonight, Miss Fine.
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Thank you. As a matter of fact,
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why don't you take tomorrow off, hm?
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You deserve it. You've been doing a wonderful job.
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Oh, thanks, Mr. Sheffield.
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Gee, whatever you're taking, keep takin' it.
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[DOORBELL DINGS] Oh.
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Mona, wow!
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You like?
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Labels for Less.
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I think it's Yves St. Bernard. [CHUCKLES]
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So guess what.
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I don't have to go back to Queens.
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Your boss said he can't let you go, because he realized
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that the reason why he never remarried
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was because he was in love with you all these years?
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No.
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I'm moving to Florida.
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Oh.
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I'm gonna live with my mother.
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Oh.
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I don't mind sharing a sofa bed with my grandma.
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She's 100 this year. You believe it?
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Your mother and
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Better. Yeah.
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Grandma doesn't take up much space.
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And she can't roll over.
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So I just have to get used to sleeping
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on a plastic liner.
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Well, you know,
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it's so much easier doing laundry
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when you can use a bottle of 409 and a sponge.
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[CHUCKLING]
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Let's go, gorgeous.
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The boss gave me the limo, and the bar is stocked.
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Oh, Mona, you know I can't drink.
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One sip of Manischewitz at Passover,
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and I'm humming theJeopardy
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during the Four Questions.
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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Oh, I never used to drink either, honey.
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But wait till the first time the boss tells you,
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"Take the day off. You're doing a great job."
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Why?
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It's the beginning of the end, honey.
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It means they don't need you anymore.
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Well, maybe just one Pink Squirrel.
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Gee, I don't know what they put in a Pink Squirrel,
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but...
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I don't know how squirrels hold on to their nuts.
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FRAN: Okay. Doin' good.
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Doin' good, doin' good.
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Doin' bad, doin' bad, doin' bad.
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Oh, I knew I had a door.
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Doing good again.
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♪She works hard for the money
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[SLURRED] ♪So hard for the money
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♪She works hard for the money
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♪But you never Treat her right
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♪She works hard For the mon--
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♪The mone--
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[GRUNTING]
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Oh.
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♪So hard for the mon--
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♪She works hard For the money
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♪But you never Treat her right
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Oh, my God.
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I better color my hair.
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♪ She works hard for the mon-- ♪
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Boy, I better get rid of some of those pant suits.
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Damn Annie Hall.
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[SIGHS]
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[GASPS]
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Oh, I'll take my makeup off in the morning.
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[EDVARD GRIEG'S "MORNING MOOD" PLAYS]
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♪ La-ta, Ta-ta-ta ♪
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♪ Ra-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta ♪
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♪ Tee-ta-ta Ta-tee ♪
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♪ Ah, ran-ta-ta-- ♪
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Oh, what are you doing here?
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The sun is up.
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Oh, Niles, just give it a rest.
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Today is my birthday.
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You're not gonna get my goat.
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Why? Did you two get engaged?
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Niles, just shut up. [SCOFFS]
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How's Maxwell? Is he feeling any better?
268
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Well, I think so, yes.
269
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He took a wonderful Jewish remedy last night.
270
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I wish there was something I could do for him.
271
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I'd love to stay and chat, Miss Babcock,
272
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but Mr. Sheffield is waiting.
273
00:12:56,333 --> 00:12:59,000
And you know how much better he feels,
274
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and how happy he is,
275
00:13:00,416 --> 00:13:03,383
when someone brings him his tray.
276
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Ooh, let me do it! Let me do it!
277
00:13:05,350 --> 00:13:07,350
Oh, no, no, no, Miss Babcock, I couldn't.
278
00:13:07,383 --> 00:13:09,300
Give me the stupid tray. Oh, no, no, no, no.
279
00:13:09,333 --> 00:13:11,233
Now, you really shouldn't be in his room.
280
00:13:11,266 --> 00:13:13,350
Why?
281
00:13:13,383 --> 00:13:17,830
Oh, my birthday present's up there, isn't it?
282
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I'm right, aren't I?
283
00:13:19,150 --> 00:13:21,366
Oh, you know me like a book.
284
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[GIGGLES]
285
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[SOFTLY] Oh, Maxwell...
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Maxwell.
287
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[SCREAMS]
288
00:13:38,660 --> 00:13:41,500
Oh. Good God! God! C.C.
289
00:13:41,830 --> 00:13:42,433
C.C., what the devil are you doing in here?
290
00:13:42,466 --> 00:13:44,233
[GASPING] What am I doing here?
291
00:13:44,266 --> 00:13:46,183
What is sh-sh-she doing here?!
292
00:13:46,216 --> 00:13:47,450
Who? Oh!
293
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[YELPS] Miss Fine!
294
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I...
295
00:14:00,366 --> 00:14:04,183
Oh, I'm having that dream again.
296
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[YELPS] Mr. Sheffield!
297
00:14:09,183 --> 00:14:10,366
What are you doing in-- your room?
298
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♪ Happy birthday To you ♪
299
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♪ Happy birthday To you ♪
300
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Would you all kindly get out of my room!
301
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♪ Happy birthday Miss Babcock ♪
302
00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:28,830
Miss Fine, there has to be
303
00:14:28,116 --> 00:14:30,116
a perfectly rational explanation to all this.
304
00:14:30,150 --> 00:14:32,283
But with you, that's so rarely the case!
305
00:14:32,316 --> 00:14:34,000
What?
306
00:14:34,330 --> 00:14:35,400
Oh, nothing.
307
00:14:35,433 --> 00:14:37,250
It's just that you could use a Tic Tac or something.
308
00:14:41,150 --> 00:14:43,100
How the devil did you get in here in the first place?
309
00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:44,366
Oh, I don't know.
310
00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:46,266
I must have gotten a little...
311
00:14:46,300 --> 00:14:49,000
schnockered at the nanny party.
312
00:14:49,330 --> 00:14:52,116
What's your excuse?!
313
00:14:52,150 --> 00:14:54,133
Well, I did take a lot of cold medicine last night--
314
00:14:54,166 --> 00:14:56,466
I-I don't need an excuse! It's my bloody room.
315
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,160
Schnockered?
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00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:00,160
I thought you didn't drink.
317
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:01,233
Look, I'm a grown woman.
318
00:15:01,266 --> 00:15:03,300
I can have a lousy pink drink if I want one.
319
00:15:03,333 --> 00:15:05,366
I'm going through a personal crisis.
320
00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:09,450
Meanwhile, these sheets are gorgeous.
321
00:15:09,483 --> 00:15:11,233
Do you know if Niles has to iron them?
322
00:15:11,266 --> 00:15:13,000
Miss Fine, focus.
323
00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:14,366
Don't tell me to focus.
324
00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:17,266
You're gonna turn my room into a cedar closet,
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00:15:17,300 --> 00:15:20,166
while I rot in Florida curled up next to Grandma Yetta
326
00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:21,416
on sheets designed by Rubbermaid.
327
00:15:24,100 --> 00:15:26,266
You should come with a bloody owner's manual, you know that?
328
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:28,200
I've given you the best years of my life,
329
00:15:28,233 --> 00:15:30,660
and this is what you do to me?
330
00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:31,416
I haven't done anything to you!
331
00:15:31,450 --> 00:15:32,450
Did I?
332
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:36,116
Oh, God, did we?
333
00:15:36,150 --> 00:15:38,500
Well, w-w-what am I talking about?
334
00:15:38,830 --> 00:15:39,366
If we did, I mean, I think I would remember.
335
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You bet you would.
336
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Miss Fine!
337
00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:46,200
Now, don't panic.
338
00:15:46,233 --> 00:15:48,200
I know nothing happened.
339
00:15:48,233 --> 00:15:51,233
I can guarantee it, because my ears don't itch.
340
00:15:51,266 --> 00:15:53,366
There. Okay? All right.
341
00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:55,350
Just because I'm desperate, I'm gonna ask you.
342
00:15:55,383 --> 00:15:57,433
What do your ears have to do with anything?
343
00:15:57,466 --> 00:15:59,450
Well, I can't really explain it.
344
00:15:59,483 --> 00:16:02,000
All I know is that the next day,
345
00:16:02,330 --> 00:16:04,150
my ears always itch.
346
00:16:04,183 --> 00:16:05,466
[SCOFFS]
347
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,133
Oh, what, like you don't have a thing?
348
00:16:08,166 --> 00:16:10,183
Well. All right, I sing.
349
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:13,216
Any particular song, or do you just scat?
350
00:16:17,330 --> 00:16:17,366
Georgy Girl.
351
00:16:20,450 --> 00:16:22,300
Hey! Gee, I've been working here for two years,
352
00:16:22,333 --> 00:16:23,250
I never once heard you sing--
353
00:16:26,183 --> 00:16:27,160
Great scones.
354
00:16:35,366 --> 00:16:38,316
Oh, God, Niles, it was so embarrassing
355
00:16:38,350 --> 00:16:41,350
having Miss Babcock come into my room when she did.
356
00:16:41,383 --> 00:16:43,400
Oh, yes, I know. If only I'd been there to stop her.
357
00:16:45,466 --> 00:16:47,150
I could just kick myself.
358
00:16:49,183 --> 00:16:50,400
It's not your fault, old man.
359
00:16:50,433 --> 00:16:52,166
You know, the worst part of it is,
360
00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:54,233
it was her birthday, and no one remembered.
361
00:16:54,266 --> 00:16:56,200
Oh, I did, sir. Oh, really?
362
00:16:56,233 --> 00:16:57,383
How nice. Did you get her something?
363
00:16:57,416 --> 00:16:58,366
Gave it to her this morning.
364
00:17:02,383 --> 00:17:04,250
You know, Niles, I'd forgotten what it was like
365
00:17:04,283 --> 00:17:05,316
to wake up in the morning with your bed
366
00:17:05,350 --> 00:17:07,160
smelling of perfume.
367
00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:08,166
Oh, I hear you, sir.
368
00:17:10,300 --> 00:17:12,366
I just wonder what's troubling Miss Fine.
369
00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:14,350
Oh, what am I wondering for?
370
00:17:14,383 --> 00:17:15,333
I'm standing here with Liz Smith.
371
00:17:17,150 --> 00:17:18,450
I resent that, sir.
372
00:17:21,350 --> 00:17:22,416
But according to my sources...
373
00:17:24,483 --> 00:17:27,100
Miss Fine is feeling a little insecure about the future.
374
00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:29,316
Oh. Aren't we all?
375
00:17:29,350 --> 00:17:30,366
Perhaps she should use a little less
376
00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:32,450
of that bloody aerosol hair spray.
377
00:17:32,483 --> 00:17:36,100
Oh, no, no. Not the future of the world, sir.
378
00:17:36,133 --> 00:17:37,350
She's concerned about...
379
00:17:37,383 --> 00:17:39,216
the golden years.
380
00:17:39,250 --> 00:17:42,200
Oh, no. Have they canceled her favorite TV show?
381
00:17:42,233 --> 00:17:44,416
Oh, please, sir. Work with me.
382
00:17:47,383 --> 00:17:50,166
What's to become of Miss Fine when her services here
383
00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:52,283
are no longer required?
384
00:17:52,316 --> 00:17:54,830
Oh, you're talking about
385
00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:56,150
after the children are grown, aren't you, Niles?
386
00:17:56,183 --> 00:17:58,660
Always one step ahead of me, sir.
387
00:18:07,316 --> 00:18:09,466
Fran, what are you doing?
388
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,100
Well, you know, I can't be a nanny forever.
389
00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:14,300
I have to have something to fall back on.
390
00:18:14,333 --> 00:18:16,433
And it says here, if you can draw Blinky,
391
00:18:16,466 --> 00:18:19,330
you too can have a lucrative career in animation.
392
00:18:21,450 --> 00:18:24,350
This doesn't look anything like Blinky.
393
00:18:24,383 --> 00:18:26,100
Hey, maybe you could try driving the big rigs
394
00:18:26,133 --> 00:18:27,500
on the other side the matchbox.
395
00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:30,266
Oh, shut up.
396
00:18:30,300 --> 00:18:32,133
Go get me some tracing paper.
397
00:18:32,166 --> 00:18:33,416
[DOORBELL RINGS]
398
00:18:37,100 --> 00:18:37,400
Come in.
399
00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:40,450
Hi, doll!
400
00:18:40,483 --> 00:18:44,433
Oh, Mona. What are you so dressed up for?
401
00:18:44,466 --> 00:18:47,216
Oh, don't tell me it's a holy day,
402
00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:49,100
and I didn't go to Temple.
403
00:18:49,133 --> 00:18:51,250
Now God's gonna punish me,
404
00:18:51,283 --> 00:18:53,333
and there goes my career in animation.
405
00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:56,333
No. No, Franny.
406
00:18:56,366 --> 00:18:57,466
I'm getting married.
407
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:01,330
Oh, Mona!
408
00:19:01,660 --> 00:19:03,400
Oh, I hope it wasn't that waiter last night
409
00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:07,500
that gave you the two end cuts.
410
00:19:07,830 --> 00:19:09,660
'Cause, you know, he left with the Yorkshire pudding guy arm in arm.
411
00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:12,483
No.
412
00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:14,160
It's my boss.
413
00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:16,160
[GASPS]
414
00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:18,830
We were saying goodnight at the Waldorf,
415
00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:19,466
and he asked me to come back to the house.
416
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,166
And I thought, "What, did I forget to clean my drain?"
417
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:24,416
[CHUCKLES] No. No.
418
00:19:24,450 --> 00:19:26,466
He had something to give me.
419
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,466
Look. Oh, Mona!
420
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,233
It's gorgeous.
421
00:19:32,266 --> 00:19:34,500
Oh, I'm so happy for you.
422
00:19:34,830 --> 00:19:37,166
No one deserves it more than you.
423
00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:38,250
Meanwhile, do you think this looks like Blinky?
424
00:19:40,333 --> 00:19:41,433
Funny.
425
00:19:41,466 --> 00:19:43,660
I gotta go.
426
00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:44,660
He chartered a plane.
427
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:45,450
Oh.
428
00:19:45,483 --> 00:19:47,150
Oh, and by the way... - Yeah?
429
00:19:47,183 --> 00:19:48,450
...you know that cedar closet? - Yeah?
430
00:19:48,483 --> 00:19:50,450
Turns out... it was for me!
431
00:19:52,660 --> 00:19:53,216
For me.
432
00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:54,116
Oh. For me.
433
00:19:57,183 --> 00:20:00,116
Miss Fine. What?
434
00:20:00,150 --> 00:20:02,233
Well, Miss Fine, please sit down.
435
00:20:02,266 --> 00:20:04,283
Look, if it's about my lipstick
436
00:20:04,316 --> 00:20:06,233
on your pillow shams, don't lose any sleep over it.
437
00:20:06,266 --> 00:20:07,450
It's never coming out.
438
00:20:07,483 --> 00:20:09,333
Uh, no.
439
00:20:09,366 --> 00:20:11,483
No, Miss Fine, when I first hired you,
440
00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:14,216
I thought I was just getting a nanny.
441
00:20:14,250 --> 00:20:17,466
But, well, you've turned out to be so much more.
442
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,116
[HUMS "STRANGERS IN THE NIGHT"] ♪ La-da da-da-da ♪
443
00:20:20,150 --> 00:20:22,416
♪ Da-da-da-dee-da La-da-da-da-da...
444
00:20:22,450 --> 00:20:25,100
[CLICKS]
445
00:20:25,133 --> 00:20:31,283
[CONTINUES HUMMING "STRANGERS IN THE NIGHT"]
446
00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:36,830
Mr. Sheffield, what's this all about?
447
00:20:36,116 --> 00:20:38,160
Well, I-I-I don't want you to think
448
00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:40,100
this job is going nowhere,
449
00:20:40,133 --> 00:20:44,500
and that when the children are grown, you'll be all alone.
450
00:20:44,830 --> 00:20:47,116
I want to take care of you for the rest of your life.
451
00:20:47,150 --> 00:20:49,000
Oh, could I just call my mother?
452
00:20:49,330 --> 00:20:50,133
Oh, wait. I'll fill her in.
453
00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:51,233
I'll fill her in.
454
00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:56,250
Miss Fine, there's something I want to give you.
455
00:20:56,283 --> 00:20:56,416
Oh, wait a sec, wait a sec. Wait.
456
00:20:59,366 --> 00:21:00,116
[RING CLATTERS]
457
00:21:02,250 --> 00:21:03,233
Go ahead. [GIGGLES]
458
00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:09,100
It would give me great pleasure if you would...
459
00:21:09,133 --> 00:21:10,660
Yeah? Yeah? Ha.
460
00:21:12,116 --> 00:21:13,400
Let me buy you a condominium.
461
00:21:15,660 --> 00:21:16,166
Huh?
462
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:18,216
For your retirement.
463
00:21:18,250 --> 00:21:21,160
A condo?
464
00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:24,000
That's what you wanna give me for my future?
465
00:21:24,330 --> 00:21:26,830
Oh, I'll tell you, I have never been so--
466
00:21:26,116 --> 00:21:28,183
Would it include carpet and plantation shutters?
467
00:21:28,216 --> 00:21:30,283
Yeah, of course. Pets okay?
468
00:21:30,316 --> 00:21:32,400
'Cause I'd probably want a cat.
469
00:21:32,433 --> 00:21:34,233
Whatever you want.
470
00:21:34,266 --> 00:21:36,366
So... Happy?
471
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:37,266
Yeah.
472
00:21:39,233 --> 00:21:41,830
Oy. This is gonna take forever.
473
00:21:44,450 --> 00:21:47,133
Oh, Mr. Sheffield, by the way...
474
00:21:47,166 --> 00:21:49,183
I'm sorry about last night.
475
00:21:49,216 --> 00:21:52,160
Oh, Miss Fine. Don't you worry about that.
476
00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:54,233
I think we should put that whole incident behind us.
477
00:21:54,266 --> 00:21:56,250
And after all... nothing happened, right?
478
00:21:56,283 --> 00:21:59,133
Right. Hm.
479
00:21:59,166 --> 00:22:02,350
♪ Hey there, Georgy Girl Walking down the street so-- ♪
480
00:22:11,450 --> 00:22:16,483
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