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Hey, Fran, did you see?
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Billy Ray Cyrus is having a kissing contest
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at Tower Records to find a girl for the cover of his new album.
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Oh, I love Billy Ray Cyrus.
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Remember that cowboy bar we used to go to in Flushing?
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Of course! I'm not just rock 'n' roll,
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I'm a little bit country too. [SNAPS]
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Oh, they used to have a mechanical bull.
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I used to ride that thing like crazy.
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Oh, I'll tell you, if he was Jewish, I woulda married him.
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Of course.
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So are you gonna enter?
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Oh, are you kidding? I'd never win.
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Pamela Chapman is entering.
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Oh, she's so gorgeous, even her mother hates her.
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Oh.
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Sweetie, you've got to have more self-confidence.
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All of those overdeveloped girls just peak in high school.
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Yeah, remember that girl from our school
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who was so beautiful and so popular
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that everyone thought she would own the world?
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Then her fiancé dumped her, she got fired from her job,
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and she wound up working as a na--
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Fran, were you ever in a kissing contest?
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Well... I wouldn't exactly call it a contest.
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I mean, how many contestants can you fit in a '77 Comet?
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But I must say,
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Jerry Swartz and I spent the better part
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ofThe Blue Lagoon tongue wrestling.
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You mean, thumb
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Oh, yes, of course, honey.
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That's exactly what I meant.
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Thanks for correcting me.
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYS]
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♪ She was workin' In a bridal shop ♪
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♪ In Flushing, Queens ♪
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♪ Till her boyfriend Kicked her out ♪
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♪ In one of those Crushing scenes ♪
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♪ What was she to do? Where was she to go? ♪
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♪ She was out on her fanny ♪
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♪ So over the bridge From Flushing ♪
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♪ To the Sheffields' door ♪
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♪ She was there to sell makeup But the father saw more ♪
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♪ She had style, she had flair She was there ♪
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♪ That's how she became The nanny ♪
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♪ Who would have guessed That the girl we described ♪
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♪ Was just exactly what The doctor prescribed? ♪
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♪ Now the father Finds her beguiling ♪
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♪ Watch out, C.C. ♪
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♪ And the kids Are actually smiling ♪
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♪ Such joie de vivre ♪
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♪ She's the lady in red ♪
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♪ When everybody else Is wearing tan ♪
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♪ The flashy girl From Flushing ♪
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♪ The nanny named Fran ♪
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Fran, why am I doing this?
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I don't have a chance of winning a kissing contest.
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Sweetie, you could do it with your eyes closed.
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Well, actually, you do it with your eyes open.
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Fran, you spy on me and Sean when we're making out?
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Honey, spying and living vicariously
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are two completely different things.
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Sean? What happened to Peter?
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Oh, he's got a bad haircut.
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He'll be back in a couple of weeks.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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Oh, that's Sean.
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Oh, how am I gonna tell him
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that I'm entering a kissing contest?
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Sweetie, just slip it in to the conversation.
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Be subtle.
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Hi, Sean. Hi, Maggie.
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Hi, Fran.
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Hi, sweetie. [DOOR CLOSES]
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Oh, look at this! A kissing contest!
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Oh, let's enter.
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Meanwhile, she's fighting 'em off with a stick,
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and I'm having impure thoughts about Judge Ito.
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Honey, you might as well tell Sean.
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Now is as good a time as any.
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Wrong! Red alert! [IMITATES SIREN]
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Mating season in Queens, Miss Fine?
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[LAUGHS]
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Hello, darling. [SMOOCHES]
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How's my little girl, huh?
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Margaret. [CLEARS THROAT]
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Margaret? Oh, my dear!
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Dad! Oh. I-I'm-- I'm sorry.
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Um, it's, uh, Peter, right?
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Sean, Daddy!
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Oh, yes, right. Uh, Sean.
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Well, of course, in England Peter is short for Sean,
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which is one of the many reasons why I left.
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Let me show you how to be subtle.
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Speaking of England, does everybody know
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that Billy Ray Cyrus is holding a kissing contest
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to see what girl is gonna be
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on the cover of his latest CD?
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A kissing contest, huh? - Uh-huh.
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Yeah, not a bad ruse to get
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thousands of young girls to pucker up.
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I'll tell you.
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Tough job, eh, uh...lad?
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Man! Think about it.
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Girls lining up, all dying to kiss you.
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Now when I'm in that situation... [SNAPS]
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...I'd pick out the prettiest girl,
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I'd take her home.
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She puts on something sexy.
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And then I...
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wake up, and Niles makes me a really big bowl
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[SOBBING] of Cap'n Crunch.
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Speaking of Cap'n Crunch,
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I guess it's no problem if Maggie enters the contest.
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What? What?
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Maggie, I'm not letting you do this.
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Sean, you can't tell me what to do.
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You don't own me. Absolutely right.
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I do. Margaret, no contest.
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Oh, come on, Daddy. All my friends are doing it.
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Ah, Maggie, Maggie, Oz has spoken.
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Goodbye. Go.
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Take the Dutch boy.
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Oh...
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You're gonna work on him.
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Oh, so you're gonna work on me, eh?
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No, Mr. Sheffield, I am not gonna work on you.
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In fact, I happen to agree with you.
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I beg your pardon?
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Well, you saw how upset Sean got.
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I mean, he can't stand the thought
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of her kissing anyone else.
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If she enters the contest,
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it could bust those two kids up.
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Hm.
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We'd never see Sean again.
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Uh, Miss Fine... Yes?
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Perhaps you're being a little too harsh on Margaret.
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Oh, am I? Well, uh, yeah.
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I mean, after all,
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all of her friends are gonna be doing it.
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Oh, okay.
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Standing in line for hours reminds me of home.
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You know, we only had one bathroom.
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My father would go in with the Sunday morning paper
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and not come out tillMurder, She Wrote.
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Fran, I don't stand a chance.
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All these girls are so sexy. Oh,
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sweetie, they've got nothing on you.
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In fact, you've got something
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that they lost a long time ago.
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You still got it, don't you?
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Oh, no. There's Pamela Chapman.
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That gorgeous, stuck-up snob.
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Hi.
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Oh, sweetie, she's no threat to-- Wow!
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I didn't know Brad Pitt and Claudia Schiffer had a kid.
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All right, well, honey...
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you just go in there and...
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get it over with.
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Uh... You, honey. Come here.
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I'm from Humina Humina Records,
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and, uh...
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you don't need to wait in line.
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You made the cut.
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Really? Shh!
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You know what'd happen if anyone found out I was here?
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Write this down.
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Go to, uh...
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1313 Mockingbird Lane.
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Ask for Lily or Herman.
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Thank you!
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Oh, I feel terrible.
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So awful.
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You. Honey, come here.
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I'm from Humina Humina-- MAGGIE: Fran! Fran.
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Oh, my gosh. That was so cool.
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He [GIGGLES]
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This is so cool! [LAUGHING]
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You've gotta do it.
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Oh. What, are you kidding?
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Oh, why not? For a goof. Go on.
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Oh, sweetie, I came here for you.
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I'm not gonna waltz myself up to Billy Ray Cyrus,
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throw my arms around his neck
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and suck those farm boy lips off.
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I wouldn't know where to begin.
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Oh, come on. Go for it.
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It's really fun, Fran. [GIGGLES]
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Well, it's fun for you to kiss a celebrity,
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but I get kissed--
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Out of my way.
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Do it, Fran!
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How could you do it, Fran?
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Well, you told me to go for it.
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Well, I didn't tell you to win.
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I'm sorry.
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My mouth has a mind of its own.
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There's no stopping it.
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Never a truer word spoken.
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All right. So, what's going on here?
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I can't believe it. By tomorrow,
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everybody at school's gonna know
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that my nanny beat me out of a kissing contest.
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What? You won the contest?
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Well...if you want to call it a contest.
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Well, as far as your winning this contest is concerned,
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we'll sort this nonsense out in no time.
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Nonsense?
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Well, Miss Fine, you don't seriously think
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you actually won, do you?
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They were looking for a beautiful teenager.
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And lovely as you are,
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you're not exactly a teenager, eh?
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Well, I remember my graduation
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a lot better than some people
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that I won't spell it out for Y-O-U.
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Please, Miss Fine, you don't seriously expect me
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to believe you beat out hundreds of young girls
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just because of your kissing prowess?
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No, I beat them because
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I happen to be a fabulous kisser.
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Don't you think you've gone a little overboard
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on the hyperbole?
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[SNIFFING]
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I'm wearing Obsession.
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Miss Fine, this is insanity.
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There's absolutely no way
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you could have won that contest legitimately.
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Oh, no? No.
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Oh, yeah? Yeah.
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Well, you asked for it, buster.
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Mm.
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[MOANS]
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Well, I'm sorry I had to get tough with you,
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but you had to learn.
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Ah.
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Yes.
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Well, um...
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Right, o-of course, uh... [CLEARS THROAT]
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you know, Miss Fine, I...
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I thought I'd considered every possible scenario.
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Maggie wins, and I'm miserable.
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Maggie loses, she's miserable.
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But, aha!
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Here's the wild card.
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You win, and we're all miserable.
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Meanwhile, if you're so miserable,
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how come I know you had clams casino
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and a side salad for lunch?
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Decaf cappuccino and a bite of crème brûlée...
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I thought you were off the sweets.
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Miss Fine!
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[SNIFFING]
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Miss Fine, you have to consider my position in this.
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I-I have a certain stature in the community.
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I can't have you kissing someone
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on an album cover.
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You're my nanny, for heaven sakes.
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Your nanny?
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Is that what I am to you,
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your nanny?
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Well, yes.
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All right. You caught me on a technicality.
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I cannot have the person that's raising my children
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doing something like this.
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Well, who said I was gonna do it?
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Well, I-I thought you just won the contest?
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Well, what does that have to do with anything?
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Oh, you're such a man sometimes.
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Don't you realize that your daughter
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has a very low self-esteem?
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Something like this could crush her.
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Is that what you want?
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No. No.
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W-what I want right now is to be in a pub
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with my hands wrapped round a tall lager.
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A logger?
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Do the kids know you're considering
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an alternate lifestyle?
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It's a beer, Miss Fine.
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Oh.
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Well, speak English.
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If you had absolutely no intention
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of going through with this album cover
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in the first place, what are we arguing about?
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Well, I have no idea.
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I can't shake the image
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of you picking up Paul Bunyan in a bar.
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God!
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[SIGHS]
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It would be easier to have them raised by wolves.
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[BILLY RAY CYRUS' "STORM IN THE HEARTLAND" PLAYS]
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Do you think I went overboard
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with this ensemble?
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No. You look just like when my Hebrew school
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didThe Best Little Whorehouse in Texas.
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This is so exciting.
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I'm gonna meet Billy Ray Cyrus. - I know.
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I wonder if he's related to Sugar Ray Leonard.
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Oh, he is so gorgeous.
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Take a picture of us.
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Try and look lifelike.
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[GIRLS SCREAMING]
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There he is. There he is.
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Oh. He's so hot. I know.
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VAL: Look at that body, those eyes.
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Hi, Fran. Hi.
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She's perfect, Billy Ray.
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Isn't she?
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Oh. Thank you, Mr. Cyrus.
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Oh, Mr. Cyrus. That sounds funny.
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Gee, you know, if Emily Bronte married you,
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her name would be Bronte-Cyrus.
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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Anyway, Mr. Cyrus,
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as flattered as I am that you picked me
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to be your kiss girl,
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I can't be on your album cover.
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You're turning us down?
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I'm afraid I have to.
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You don't want to be in my new video?
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No.
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You don't want to be the kiss girl on my European tour?
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[WHINING] No.
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How about a couple tickets to the Grammys?
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There's a party at Streisand's after.
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What are we really talking about here?
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The kid is an heiress.
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She's got toothpicks for thighs.
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She'll bounce back.
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Go, go, go.
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No, no, no!
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I'm sorry, but I can't.
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Honey, you gotta do it.
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You look great with Billy Ray. Oh.
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Those teenagers made him look a little long in the tooth.
338
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What?
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Fran, what my ex-manager is trying to say is,
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kissing you will appeal to a much broader audience.
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Yeah, older broads.
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Was I drunk when I hired you?
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I am not an older broad.
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Tell him, Val.
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Well, you're older than me.
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Shut up, Val!
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I'm sorry, but my mind is made up.
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Darling, this is a great opportunity
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for a woman like you.
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You just gonna walk on out of here with nothing?
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No, I'm gonna walk out knowing
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that I did not destroy the self-esteem
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of a very insecure young...heiress.
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Um, and that's all I need.
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Come on, Val.
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Help me carry this on the bus.
357
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Oh, how many times have I asked you children
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to close the refrigerator?
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What?
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Miss Fine, I've told you
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there's nothing to be depressed about.
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You are a beautiful young woman.
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What are you, 32, 34?
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You better be talking about my bra size,
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or you're gonna become...
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awfully chummy with a turkey leg.
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Fran, um, I'm sorry I made such a big deal
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about the contest.
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Hey, the best woman won.
370
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Oh, honey, stop knocking yourself.
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Being the best had nothing to do with it.
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Being the one most likely
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to pass a liver spot off as a coffee stain
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is what put me over the top.
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Bottom line, you made him look old,
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and I made him look young.
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Really?
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Sweetie, you're too beautiful.
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That's your only curse.
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Fran, I love you.
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I love you more.
382
00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:09,216
Hey, at least Pamela didn't win. Mm-hm.
383
00:16:09,250 --> 00:16:11,116
I heard some lady at the contest
384
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sent her on a wild-goose chase.
385
00:16:14,316 --> 00:16:18,100
Oh. That's terrible.
386
00:16:18,133 --> 00:16:21,500
Gee, did they say if they saw who it was?
387
00:16:21,830 --> 00:16:22,116
Oh, no. The girls just said it was some older lady.
388
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Fabulous.
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Oh, Niles. Hm?
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You know what the worst part of it all is?
391
00:16:37,100 --> 00:16:39,160
Not that in five years my tush is gonna need training wheels.
392
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That Mr. Sheffield was right.
393
00:16:44,330 --> 00:16:45,283
I mean, where do I come off
394
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thinking I can compete with young girls?
395
00:16:48,330 --> 00:16:49,233
Well, it was a little far-fetched.
396
00:16:51,233 --> 00:16:52,266
Niles, don't help me.
397
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I don't need your two cents.
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Hm. [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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Oh, but I will need a 20. That's my pizza.
400
00:16:57,333 --> 00:17:00,333
Miss Fine, we're having dinner in an hour.
401
00:17:00,366 --> 00:17:02,466
I know. Why do you think I ordered thin crust?
402
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,183
Thank you. Keep the change.
403
00:17:06,133 --> 00:17:08,100
[MUFFLED] Oh, hi, Miss Babcock.
404
00:17:11,466 --> 00:17:13,116
So, Niles, what's wrong with Nanny Fine?
405
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Oh, come on, Niles, tell me or I'll just die.
406
00:17:18,216 --> 00:17:19,250
You say it, but you don't mean it.
407
00:17:22,466 --> 00:17:25,283
Miss Fine won the contest
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00:17:25,316 --> 00:17:27,100
because they were looking for an older woman.
409
00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:29,250
There.
410
00:17:29,283 --> 00:17:31,233
Now I suppose you'll run and tell Mr. Sheffield,
411
00:17:31,266 --> 00:17:33,450
because somehow in your sick, twisted mind
412
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this will make you appear more appealing.
413
00:17:37,283 --> 00:17:39,333
Niles, please. That is beneath me.
414
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[WHISTLES A TUNE]
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May I help you?
416
00:17:54,166 --> 00:17:55,333
[GRUNTS]
417
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Nanny Fine's old!
418
00:17:57,830 --> 00:17:58,383
What?
419
00:17:58,416 --> 00:17:59,450
She didn't win the contest
420
00:17:59,483 --> 00:18:01,116
'cause she's a good kisser.
421
00:18:01,150 --> 00:18:02,383
She won it because they wanted someone
422
00:18:02,416 --> 00:18:04,416
really old, like her.
423
00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:06,133
Old?
424
00:18:06,166 --> 00:18:08,200
Oh, that's preposterous.
425
00:18:08,233 --> 00:18:10,330
I mean, what is she, 29, 30?
426
00:18:10,660 --> 00:18:12,216
Oh, please!
427
00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:13,366
To what power?
428
00:18:17,450 --> 00:18:19,433
I mean, do we really know how old she is
429
00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:21,160
under all that makeup?
430
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:22,416
Your age.
431
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:26,100
She could be...
432
00:18:26,100 --> 00:18:27,116
That's right. She could be close to--
433
00:18:27,150 --> 00:18:30,150
Forget it, Niles!
434
00:18:30,183 --> 00:18:33,150
Oh, it is so pathetic.
435
00:18:33,183 --> 00:18:35,166
Nanny Fine thinking she could win a kissing contest.
436
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:36,233
I mean, kissing is an art.
437
00:18:38,216 --> 00:18:42,160
It has to be sensuous... deeply felt...
438
00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:43,133
And most of all, it has to be spontaneous.
439
00:18:55,216 --> 00:18:57,330
Was it as bad for you as it was for me?
440
00:19:00,466 --> 00:19:02,316
Oh, poor Miss Fine.
441
00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:04,216
And I was so insensitive to her.
442
00:19:07,133 --> 00:19:09,500
Maybe I should go see if she's all right.
443
00:19:09,830 --> 00:19:11,166
No. No, wait. Come back.
444
00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:13,433
[GARGLING]
445
00:19:23,333 --> 00:19:25,500
Didn't work out quite as you planned, did it?
446
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:30,500
You set me up, didn't you?
447
00:19:30,830 --> 00:19:32,283
The run, the chase, getting stuck in the door.
448
00:19:32,316 --> 00:19:34,266
Everything!
449
00:19:34,300 --> 00:19:38,333
My mental health is just a sick game to you, isn't it?!
450
00:19:38,366 --> 00:19:40,500
Rack 'em up. Let's play again.
451
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,300
[KNOCK AT DOOR] MAXWELL: Miss Fine.
452
00:19:49,333 --> 00:19:51,166
Oh, um, don't come in.
453
00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:52,100
I'm not dressed.
454
00:19:56,416 --> 00:19:58,000
[SOFTLY] Come in.
455
00:20:00,266 --> 00:20:02,416
Miss Fine, I do hope
456
00:20:02,450 --> 00:20:05,100
you'll be coming down to dinner.
457
00:20:05,133 --> 00:20:08,160
I can't have my favorite nanny wasting away.
458
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:10,830
I don't think I could eat.
459
00:20:12,366 --> 00:20:13,266
Do I... [SNIFFS]
460
00:20:13,300 --> 00:20:14,433
Do I smell pizza?
461
00:20:14,466 --> 00:20:16,250
No. [SNIFFS]
462
00:20:16,283 --> 00:20:18,416
No. That's just Glade's new Italian fresh scent.
463
00:20:21,100 --> 00:20:24,000
Miss Fine, I heard about the contest,
464
00:20:24,330 --> 00:20:25,466
and I just can't bear the thought
465
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,466
of you feeling badly about yourself.
466
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,160
Oh, thank you, Mr. Sheffield.
467
00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:31,383
That's awfully sweet of you.
468
00:20:31,416 --> 00:20:33,266
But really, there's nothing you can say or do
469
00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:35,416
that's gonna make me feel any better.
470
00:20:35,450 --> 00:20:38,333
Well, then I suppose I'd be wasting my breath
471
00:20:38,366 --> 00:20:41,116
if I told you that I think no girl could possibly
472
00:20:41,150 --> 00:20:42,183
be a match for a woman like you.
473
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,116
Ah, give it a shot.
474
00:20:47,383 --> 00:20:51,100
Why are you Americans so obsessed with youth?
475
00:20:51,133 --> 00:20:52,416
You know, I prefer the more civilized
476
00:20:52,450 --> 00:20:54,450
European sensibility that--
477
00:20:54,483 --> 00:20:57,200
that people improve with age, like--
478
00:20:57,233 --> 00:20:59,416
like fine wine.
479
00:20:59,450 --> 00:21:03,166
Especially a beautiful wine that's robust and earthy,
480
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:06,830
yet sweet and strangely compelling.
481
00:21:06,116 --> 00:21:11,100
Oh. You're good.
482
00:21:11,133 --> 00:21:14,466
Oh, one more thing before I stop wasting my breath.
483
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:18,000
I think you are oneheck
484
00:21:18,330 --> 00:21:21,316
Oh, Mr. Sheffield, stop.
485
00:21:21,350 --> 00:21:23,283
[CHUCKLES] Go on.
486
00:21:23,316 --> 00:21:26,500
I can't remember being kissed like that.
487
00:21:26,830 --> 00:21:27,233
As a matter of fact, I don't think
488
00:21:27,266 --> 00:21:29,300
I've ever been kissed quite like that before.
489
00:21:29,333 --> 00:21:32,150
No more. I'm blushing. [CHUCKLES]
490
00:21:32,183 --> 00:21:33,333
Like what?
491
00:21:33,366 --> 00:21:35,266
Well, with such passion.
492
00:21:35,300 --> 00:21:37,216
Such abandon.
493
00:21:37,250 --> 00:21:39,160
Such... Such...?
494
00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:40,350
Suction.
495
00:21:42,483 --> 00:21:45,150
Yeah, well...
496
00:21:45,183 --> 00:21:47,300
Danny used to always call me his little Dirt Devil.
497
00:21:49,183 --> 00:21:50,316
Really?
498
00:21:50,350 --> 00:21:51,383
Isn't that...charming.
499
00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:56,150
Oh, Mr. Sheffield, you are so wonderful.
500
00:21:56,183 --> 00:21:58,166
Here I was eating--
501
00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:00,400
my heart out.
502
00:22:00,433 --> 00:22:03,333
And then you come up and make me feel so much better.
503
00:22:03,366 --> 00:22:05,400
You're such a doll. I could just...
504
00:22:05,433 --> 00:22:07,333
Just what, Miss Fine?
505
00:22:07,366 --> 00:22:09,116
Kiss you.
506
00:22:09,150 --> 00:22:11,330
Oh.
507
00:22:11,660 --> 00:22:13,416
Oh, well, far be it from me to refuse
508
00:22:13,450 --> 00:22:15,300
a token of gratitude from a lady.
509
00:22:23,450 --> 00:22:26,660
Thank you, Mr. Sheffield.
510
00:22:26,100 --> 00:22:28,166
It's nice to know I've still got it.
511
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:36,330
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