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You know, the further back I go into this family tree thing,
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the creepier it gets.
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Did you know that Great Uncle Phillip
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beheaded Great Aunt Isabel?
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You know, the same thing happened in my family too.
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It was a bad combination of car sickness
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and an electric sunroof.
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And Cousin Rupert the first married his sister.
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Oh, now, that's creepy.
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That was never proven. It was just a rumor.
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Meanwhile, I'm sure their kids played one hell of a banjo.
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Good morning. Oh.
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Honey, tell your father the good news.
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Oh, yeah, there's four great movies at the Cineplex.
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No, honey. The other news.
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We paid for one and snuck in three.
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Sweetie, sweetie, tell your father
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who's coming over after school.
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Oh, yeah, I've got a new friend.
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And does this friend exist outside of your mind?
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Brighton!
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Does she, sweetheart?
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Of course she does.
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Gracie has grown and matured
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since I've been imparting my wisdom on her.
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Honey, don't wipe your nose with your hand.
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Use your sleeve.
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Mr. Sheffield, the doctor called
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to confirm your 3:30 appointment.
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Thank you. Mm. And?
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Happily married, not Jewish, wears Birkenstocks.
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Why are you going to the doctor? Everything okay?
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Just getting a physical and a stress test.
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Meanwhile, I've got a cousin--
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Oh, God, she's got a cousin.
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Shall I push your appointment back an hour, sir?
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All I'm saying is that you can never be too careful.
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My cousin, Reed, 35, worked out every day,
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no salt, no sugar,
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walks out of a health-food store,
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"Bam!" Dead.
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Heart attack? - No.
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Gets hit by a wheat-germ truck, you know.
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And the moral of this story is...?
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Everything has to have a moral?
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What am I? Mother Goose?
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[THEME SONG PLAYS]
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♪ She was working In a bridal shop ♪
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♪ In Flushing, Queens ♪
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♪ Till her boyfriend Kicked her out ♪
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♪ In one of those Crushing scenes ♪
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♪ What was she to do? Where was she to go? ♪
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♪ She was out on her fanny ♪
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♪ So over the bridge From Flushing ♪
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♪ To the Sheffields' door ♪
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♪ She was there to sell makeup But the father saw more ♪
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♪ She had style, she had flair She was there ♪
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♪ That's how she became The nanny ♪
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♪ Who would have guessed That the girl we've described ♪
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♪ Was just exactly What the doctor prescribed? ♪
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♪ Now, the father Finds her beguiling ♪
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♪ Watch out, C.C. ♪
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♪ And the kids Are actually smiling ♪
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♪ Such joie de vivre ♪
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♪ She's the lady in red When everybody else ♪
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♪ Is wearing tan ♪
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♪ The flashy girl From Flushing ♪
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♪ The nanny named Fran ♪
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♪ I know something You don't know ♪
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I'm not the least bit interested, Niles.
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♪ Nanny Fine is in the will ♪
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What?
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How do you know?
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♪ Cleaning the extension phone ♪
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Would you stop singing?
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Am I in it?
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♪ 'Fraid not ♪
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Ooh! That gold digger.
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Well, she'll end up with nothing.
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I'll contest it. What's he leaving her?
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The children.
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He's leaving her the--
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Well...
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Poor girl deserves to walk away with something.
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Oh, where's Mr. Sheffield? He wanted to see me.
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Oh.
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All right, listen up. I have pulled a major coup.
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Oh, well, that will heal itself.
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But for the next couple of days,
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sleep on your side and wear boxer shorts.
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I'll file that in the appropriate place,
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thank you, Miss Fine.
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Anyway, back to what I was actually talking about.
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Doug Emerson is coming to dinner tonight.
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Oh, well, that was one schlepp down the stairs
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that I could have lived without.
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Doug Emerson?
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I thought he would never leave Andrew Lloyd Webber!
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[GASPS] I didn't know they were together.
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Maybe the schlepp was
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Nanny Fine, Doug Emerson is an investor,
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and if you've nothing intelligent to--
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Listen to me. "If."
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[LAUGHS]
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Well, if Doug's coming tonight, I'd better go change.
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And I thought she had to wait for a full moon.
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So, Mr. Sheffield,
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you wanted to talk to me about something?
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Miss Fine, Miss Fine,
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I have an important proposal to make.
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Oh, Mr. Sheffield, a proposal?
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Oh, boy, I'll never doubt that Jeane Dixon again.
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What do I do first?
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[GASPS] Call my mother.
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No, call the electrolysist.
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Miss Fine, Miss Fine,
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this is very difficult for me to say.
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Oh, Mr. Sheffield,
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you're really throwing me for a loop here.
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I mean, we're not even on a first-name basis.
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And since you've been so wonderful with the children,
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I'd like to put it in the will that you continue as their nanny
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just in case something happens to me.
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Oh...
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Oh.
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Well, Mr. Sheffield, I'm really moved to tears.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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But I-I don't wanna talk about wills. Toi toi.
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I'll give that Jeane Dixon such a slap.
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Honey, you're involved in a dysfunctional relationship.
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I know the kind.
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All his friends are more important to him than you are.
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He's selfish.
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You should just dump him.
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She can't. He's got all of her stickers.
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Oh...
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I'm home.
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Oh, B, wait a second. Come here and say hello
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to your sister's friend Erica.
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Hi, I'm Brighton.
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[CHIMES PLAY]
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Okay, so, um, I'm gonna go get a soda now.
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Me too.
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He's a god!
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Erica likes Brighton?
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She really is on the rebound.
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Oh, honey, to you, he's an obnoxious brother,
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but to other little girls,
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he's 79 pounds of pure studmuffin.
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Ew.
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Next thing you know,
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she'll let him play with her pogs.
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Well, look, if she's that fast and loose with her pogs,
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she's gonna get a reputation.
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[COMPACTS SNAP]
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Niles, pour me some more tea.
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I want some more tea, Niles.
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You are a butler, now buttle!
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Would you like some tea, Miss Babcock?
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You know damn well I want some more tea, you imbecile.
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Now pour!
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C.C.! Maxwell!
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Don't speak to Niles like that.
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Poor man isn't a mind-reader.
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B-but Maxwell ... - Oh, it's all right, sir.
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Perhaps my hearing isn't what it once was.
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Forgive me.
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So, Niles, about dinner tonight--
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Oh, I've outdone myself for your new investor, sir.
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Gorgonzola salad, stuffed pork chops,
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potatoes au gratin.
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No, no, no. Seems Mr. Emerson is recovering from a bypass.
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His doctor faxed over his American Heart Association diet.
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Got to be followed to the letter, I'm afraid.
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Ooh, something smells good. What is it?
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Oh, nothing, just a chocolate soufflé that's been rising.
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Don't need that. [DOOR SLAMS]
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Niles, come help me pick out a tie, would you, old man?
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Yes, sir. I've got 15 minutes.
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Why don't I just knit you a new suit?
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I think it's sweet.
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He wants to make sure you'll still be his nanny
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even after he croaks.
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Val, toi toi.
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He just wants to draw up some papers,
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make everything legal.
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Why? What's he afraid of.
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Oh, I don't know.
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Something about his relatives contesting the will,
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saying that he was insane at the time that he hired me.
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What's this? - What's what?
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It says, "American Heart Association coronary care menu."
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What? Give me that.
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Oh, my God. Val.
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First, the doctor, then the will?
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Now this? - What are ya getting at?
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Why didn't he say something?
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What? What?
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Val, I'm gonna be a widow.
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Honey, you're jumping to conclusions.
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Oh! Oh! Niles, Niles, do you know anything about this?
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Yes, and if I don't follow it to the letter,
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Mr. Sheffield's going to have a coronary.
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Fran, I'm so upset.
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Oh, honey, I know. Be brave.
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Look at the size of this zit.
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Zit?
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Do you have any cover-up in your purse?
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Oh, sure, honey.
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I've got. I'll do. I'll fix.
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♪ Nothing's gonna harm you Not while I'm around ♪
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Oh, honey.
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What are you doing here all by yourself?
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Where'd Erica go?
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I don't know. But Brighton's in the bathroom.
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She probably followed him in there.
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Oh, sweetie.
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Now, don't exaggerate.
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Get out!
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It's not fair.
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She's supposed to be my friend.
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Honey, an adorable brother
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could be your ticket to popularity.
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Look at Shirley MacLaine and Warren Beatty.
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Do you think that if he wasn't her brother,
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she would have a date in any life?
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Come on, have I ever steered you wrong?
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What about that home perm?
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Meanwhile, you were quick to grab the prize
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at the Howie Mandel lookalike contest.
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Erica, get away from that door.
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Brighton's gonna be in there a while.
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The brassiere section
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from my Penney's catalogue is missing.
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Hey, Erica, you wanna go upstairs?
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I'll let you use Brighton's toothbrush.
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[GASPS] Cool!
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Can you believe she followed me into the bathroom?
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Meanwhile, did you put the seat down?
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Because Miss Babcock fell in again.
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It wasn't me. I don't know who keeps leaving it up.
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[WHISTLING]
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Brighton, you're not taking advantage of this situation.
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[DOOR SLAMS] [WHISTLING]
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You've got a girl who worships and adores you.
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Honey, you gotta do the right thing.
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What? Make her your slave.
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Cool!
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Niles, there's a messenger coming
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to pick this up in a few minutes.
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No! Are you insane?
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It's all right. I've got it. Let go!
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No, I've got it. Let go!
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All right.
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Oh!
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Ah!
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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Are you okay?
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Well, Miss Fine, while I'm waiting
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for the throbbing to subside,
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have you given any further thought
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to that little matter we discussed?
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Is it that urgent?
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Well, I'd certainly rest easier.
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Oh, look, he's stopping to smell the roses.
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[KNOCKING]
267
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Oh, Val, thanks for coming back.
268
00:11:43,250 --> 00:11:45,366
I hope it wasn't too much trouble.
269
00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:48,100
Please, how hard is it to wait for two trains, a bus,
270
00:11:48,133 --> 00:11:50,133
and cut through Central Park at night?
271
00:11:50,166 --> 00:11:53,150
Oh, 'cause you know I'm just so beside myself
272
00:11:53,183 --> 00:11:56,150
with this whole "Mr. Sheffield dropping dead" situation.
273
00:11:56,183 --> 00:11:57,166
Tea? Sure.
274
00:12:00,233 --> 00:12:02,383
I mean, why is he even having this dinner party?
275
00:12:02,416 --> 00:12:05,183
He's in such denial.
276
00:12:05,216 --> 00:12:07,216
And you know, they're gonna ship me and the kids
277
00:12:07,250 --> 00:12:09,133
off to his sister's in England.
278
00:12:09,166 --> 00:12:10,483
England? With all that rain?
279
00:12:11,160 --> 00:12:11,433
What are you gonna do there?
280
00:12:11,466 --> 00:12:12,416
You know you frizz.
281
00:12:15,100 --> 00:12:17,183
Oh, my God.
282
00:12:17,216 --> 00:12:19,433
Now you know how upset I am.
283
00:12:19,466 --> 00:12:23,200
I didn't even think about my hair.
284
00:12:23,233 --> 00:12:25,133
What am I gonna do in England?
285
00:12:25,166 --> 00:12:26,266
I'm gonna have to learn a whole 'nother language.
286
00:12:29,366 --> 00:12:31,166
Besides, the truth be told,
287
00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:34,116
the kids are much closer to my side than his.
288
00:12:34,150 --> 00:12:35,233
They may look British,
289
00:12:35,266 --> 00:12:36,383
but they think Yiddish.
290
00:12:39,416 --> 00:12:42,500
Have you thought about the funeral arrangements?
291
00:12:42,830 --> 00:12:45,316
Oh, I forgot about that.
292
00:12:45,350 --> 00:12:49,216
Now I'm gonna have to figure out flowers, food,
293
00:12:49,250 --> 00:12:52,233
how he wants to spend the hereafter.
294
00:12:52,266 --> 00:12:57,283
You know, we put Uncle Louie in a gorgeous urn.
295
00:12:57,316 --> 00:12:58,250
Maybe we should stick him in that.
296
00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:02,200
Where'd Uncle Louie go?
297
00:13:02,233 --> 00:13:05,660
Oh, my mother took a couple of Dexatrim one day
298
00:13:05,100 --> 00:13:06,250
and got on to a real cleaning jag.
299
00:13:09,183 --> 00:13:10,433
P.S., Uncle Louie's spending eternity in a Dirt Devil.
300
00:13:14,660 --> 00:13:15,483
[TEAPOT WHISTLING]
301
00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:18,166
Well, if you need a place for the funeral,
302
00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:21,500
my Cousin Gino just redid his parlor.
303
00:13:21,830 --> 00:13:22,150
He bought out the Chinese restaurant next door.
304
00:13:24,416 --> 00:13:27,166
Oh, I don't know, Val.
305
00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:30,166
A funeral in a Chinese restaurant?
306
00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:31,400
What happens? You cry your eyes out,
307
00:13:31,433 --> 00:13:33,183
and an hour later you wanna grieve again.
308
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[BOTH SHRIEK AND LAUGH]
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Franny! Ah!
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Stop it. Stop it, stop!
311
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You stop! No, it's not nice.
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Poo-poo, poo-poo. - Poo-poo, poo-poo.
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[LAUGHS]
314
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Oh, but it feels good to laugh.
315
00:13:46,150 --> 00:13:48,350
Mmm. I needed that release.
316
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MAXWELL: Miss Fine.
317
00:13:50,266 --> 00:13:53,660
Oh, hello again, Miss Toriello, long time no see.
318
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Miss Fine, could you give me a hand with this cufflink?
319
00:13:56,183 --> 00:13:58,266
Mr. Sheffield, could I ask you a couple of questions?
320
00:13:58,300 --> 00:14:00,133
Mm-hm.
321
00:14:00,166 --> 00:14:04,300
If you were, let's say, taking a nap on the couch
322
00:14:04,333 --> 00:14:06,250
where people might, oh, I don't know,
323
00:14:06,283 --> 00:14:07,350
line up to see you...
324
00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:12,183
would you be more comfortable in a suit
325
00:14:12,216 --> 00:14:14,366
or something sporty or, let's say, waterproof?
326
00:14:16,433 --> 00:14:18,183
What is this? AnotherCosmo
327
00:14:18,216 --> 00:14:20,383
I promise, it's the last one...
328
00:14:20,416 --> 00:14:21,300
[SOBBING] ...you'll ever have to take.
329
00:14:23,483 --> 00:14:25,300
[DOORBELL RINGS] Oh, that must be my investor.
330
00:14:25,333 --> 00:14:26,416
All right. How do I look?
331
00:14:26,450 --> 00:14:29,433
Oh, you look great, just great!
332
00:14:29,466 --> 00:14:30,366
Doesn't he? Ah!
333
00:14:32,250 --> 00:14:33,350
Oh, he's at death's door.
334
00:14:33,383 --> 00:14:35,233
Oh, I gotta be strong.
335
00:14:35,266 --> 00:14:38,283
Franny, my heart goes out to you.
336
00:14:38,316 --> 00:14:39,383
What are you going to do?
337
00:14:39,416 --> 00:14:41,133
What can I do?
338
00:14:41,166 --> 00:14:43,466
I'm just gonna have to be my usual
339
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,000
charming, effervescent life of the party.
340
00:14:47,183 --> 00:14:48,233
[SOBBING]
341
00:14:59,433 --> 00:15:01,400
Sorry, Doug, you'll have to excuse us.
342
00:15:01,433 --> 00:15:03,200
This isn't a typical evening.
343
00:15:03,233 --> 00:15:05,830
Yes, you're not home alone,
344
00:15:05,116 --> 00:15:06,333
sitting on your foot massager, watchingSisters.
345
00:15:10,333 --> 00:15:12,300
So, uh-- so tell me, Doug,
346
00:15:12,333 --> 00:15:14,450
what's the real story behind Faye Dunaway
347
00:15:14,483 --> 00:15:16,350
inSunset Boulevard,
348
00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:18,333
All I know is I have the distinction
349
00:15:18,366 --> 00:15:21,160
of being the only person who ever lost money
350
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:23,350
with Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber.
351
00:15:23,383 --> 00:15:25,183
You do know that he's been knighted, don't you?
352
00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:26,283
Oh, he do.
353
00:15:29,250 --> 00:15:31,450
You know, everyone in the Sheffield family tree
354
00:15:31,483 --> 00:15:33,150
has a title of Sir or Lord in their name...
355
00:15:33,183 --> 00:15:35,283
except for Dad,
356
00:15:35,316 --> 00:15:36,830
and Uncle Bill, who thinks he's a leprechaun.
357
00:15:38,316 --> 00:15:40,133
Thank you, Margaret.
358
00:15:40,166 --> 00:15:42,333
Mr. Sheffield, butter?
359
00:15:42,366 --> 00:15:44,660
No, I already have some, thank you, Miss Fine.
360
00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:45,133
You're not gonna eat that, are you?
361
00:15:45,166 --> 00:15:47,183
Why not? Uh...
362
00:15:47,216 --> 00:15:48,166
'Cause it just fell on the floor.
363
00:15:59,183 --> 00:16:01,500
Sour cream for your potato, sir?
364
00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:02,150
Yes-- No.
365
00:16:02,183 --> 00:16:04,116
May I have that, please.
366
00:16:06,116 --> 00:16:07,500
Oh, my God! Fire!
367
00:16:07,830 --> 00:16:10,166
What?
368
00:16:10,166 --> 00:16:11,350
Oh, my mistake.
369
00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:16,330
I must be hallucinating.
370
00:16:16,660 --> 00:16:17,133
Niles, what kind of mushrooms did you put in that soup?
371
00:16:21,316 --> 00:16:22,166
Miss Fine, will you pass me the salt, please?
372
00:16:23,433 --> 00:16:25,333
I think we're all out.
373
00:16:25,366 --> 00:16:27,450
No, it's right there in front of your face.
374
00:16:27,483 --> 00:16:30,133
Oh, all right. Here ya go.
375
00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:34,216
Miss Fine, perhaps I didn't make myself clear.
376
00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:35,416
Please pass the blasted salt.
377
00:16:37,150 --> 00:16:37,466
Thank you.
378
00:16:40,116 --> 00:16:41,433
So, Doug, Andrew's loss is our gain, huh?
379
00:16:41,466 --> 00:16:43,350
Here's to a long and fruit--
380
00:16:46,283 --> 00:16:48,433
Miss Fine, what are you doing?
381
00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:51,316
Oh, it's okay. It's blowfish.
382
00:16:51,350 --> 00:16:52,350
I'm just cooling it off for you.
383
00:16:55,233 --> 00:16:58,133
Well, don't. - Well, fine.
384
00:16:58,166 --> 00:16:59,483
Burn your mouth, but quit hoggin' the salt.
385
00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:00,400
Here.
386
00:17:02,660 --> 00:17:03,316
Oh, thank you. [CHUCKES]
387
00:17:03,350 --> 00:17:05,216
Everything is so delicious.
388
00:17:05,250 --> 00:17:08,000
I don't eat like this normally.
389
00:17:08,330 --> 00:17:09,250
Mm, I'd, uh-- I'd like to make a toast.
390
00:17:09,283 --> 00:17:11,283
What a good idea.
391
00:17:11,316 --> 00:17:13,350
Hollandaise? - Oh, yes, please.
392
00:17:13,383 --> 00:17:15,433
DOUG: May we sweep the Tony Awards
393
00:17:15,466 --> 00:17:18,333
and enjoy a tenth year--
394
00:17:18,366 --> 00:17:21,830
Have you lost your mind? What are you doing?
395
00:17:21,116 --> 00:17:23,200
Well, egg is such a good...
396
00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:30,160
It's such a good moisturizer,
397
00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:31,450
and my hands have been so dry lately.
398
00:17:34,250 --> 00:17:36,150
Miss Fine, could I--?
399
00:17:36,183 --> 00:17:38,500
Could I have a little word with you?
400
00:17:38,830 --> 00:17:40,183
Sure. Go ahead.
401
00:17:40,216 --> 00:17:41,283
[SHE SQUEAKS]
402
00:17:41,316 --> 00:17:44,160
In the kitchen, please!
403
00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:46,183
I just have to show him where the toothpicks are.
404
00:17:46,183 --> 00:17:47,316
[SHE GRUNTS]
405
00:17:47,350 --> 00:17:50,100
What have I ever done to you?
406
00:17:50,133 --> 00:17:52,150
Why are you trying to destroy me?
407
00:17:52,183 --> 00:17:54,266
Me? I think you're doing a pretty good job
408
00:17:54,300 --> 00:17:57,330
of that yourself, Sir Hollandaise.
409
00:17:57,660 --> 00:17:59,100
You know, when you first came to this house,
410
00:17:59,133 --> 00:18:00,433
I thought, "Oh, she's nuts."
411
00:18:00,466 --> 00:18:02,450
But then we began making progress.
412
00:18:02,483 --> 00:18:04,183
I-I actually thought I was beginning to see
413
00:18:04,216 --> 00:18:05,366
the light at the end of the tunnel.
414
00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:06,416
Don't go towards the light.
415
00:18:10,350 --> 00:18:12,350
You're actually insane.
416
00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:14,383
Have those chemicals you use to color your hair
417
00:18:14,416 --> 00:18:16,200
finally seeped into your brain?
418
00:18:16,233 --> 00:18:18,483
I don't color my hair.
419
00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:20,133
I just put on a layer of dark highlights.
420
00:18:22,350 --> 00:18:24,300
I'm calling a doctor. Why? Are you okay?
421
00:18:24,333 --> 00:18:26,283
Don't you feel all right? You're scaring me.
422
00:18:26,316 --> 00:18:28,133
Mr. Sheffield, don't be scared.
423
00:18:28,166 --> 00:18:29,250
I'll never leave you.
424
00:18:29,283 --> 00:18:30,330
Now you're terrifying me.
425
00:18:32,266 --> 00:18:35,216
Why can't you follow the menu from your cardiologist?
426
00:18:35,250 --> 00:18:37,200
You know, you're just like my mother.
427
00:18:37,233 --> 00:18:39,116
She thinks that if she has an M&M with a glass of water,
428
00:18:39,150 --> 00:18:40,500
it's like taking a One-A-Day.
429
00:18:42,183 --> 00:18:44,350
Miss Fine, this is Emerson's diet.
430
00:18:44,383 --> 00:18:47,000
I'm in perfect health.
431
00:18:47,330 --> 00:18:50,660
The only coronary I'm gonna get around here is over you.
432
00:18:50,100 --> 00:18:52,166
So you're not gonna die?
433
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:55,300
Oh, Mr. Sheffield-- Oh, because, you know,
434
00:18:55,333 --> 00:18:58,266
I don't know where any of the policies are.
435
00:18:58,300 --> 00:19:00,316
I don't wanna go through your drawers and find out
436
00:19:00,350 --> 00:19:02,830
that you've been keeping another nanny
437
00:19:02,116 --> 00:19:03,100
on the side all these--
438
00:19:03,133 --> 00:19:04,000
Hm...
439
00:19:07,660 --> 00:19:09,300
You know, strange though it might seem,
440
00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:11,433
this is actually beginning to make sense to me.
441
00:19:11,466 --> 00:19:13,000
I'll just go in there and tell Emerson
442
00:19:13,330 --> 00:19:15,330
you're off your medication.
443
00:19:15,660 --> 00:19:17,216
You know, it's really kind of funny
444
00:19:17,250 --> 00:19:19,133
when ya think about it.
445
00:19:19,166 --> 00:19:22,160
What? - Well, you know, Emerson,
446
00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:23,483
you're saying is the guy with the heart condition.
447
00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:25,200
Yeah. But, meanwhile,
448
00:19:25,233 --> 00:19:27,216
I've been putting all of your sauce
449
00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:30,333
and butter and cream on his plate!
450
00:19:30,366 --> 00:19:35,000
[BOTH LAUGH]
451
00:19:35,330 --> 00:19:35,350
[SHE CHUCKLES]
452
00:19:36,483 --> 00:19:41,116
[SIRENS WAIL]
453
00:19:43,300 --> 00:19:45,660
You know, Miss Fine, there are many ways
454
00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:47,330
a producer can lose a potential backer.
455
00:19:47,660 --> 00:19:50,483
He may dislike the show, hate the casting,
456
00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:53,000
but death-by-nanny may actually be a first.
457
00:19:54,233 --> 00:19:55,433
Well, he's not dead yet.
458
00:19:57,366 --> 00:19:59,433
Believe me, if there was anything that I can do
459
00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:02,116
to trade places with him, I wish I was lying in that bed
460
00:20:02,150 --> 00:20:04,216
with tubes coming out of me.
461
00:20:04,250 --> 00:20:06,500
Although, I didn't force the food down his throat.
462
00:20:08,283 --> 00:20:11,330
It's all right. We've nothing to worry about.
463
00:20:11,660 --> 00:20:13,160
Oh! - You spoke to the doctor?
464
00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:14,000
No. The bank. The checked cleared.
465
00:20:16,166 --> 00:20:18,830
Maxwell Sheffield?
466
00:20:18,116 --> 00:20:20,830
Yes, yes, yes, yes, how... how is Mr. Emerson?
467
00:20:20,116 --> 00:20:21,366
Absolutely fine.
468
00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:24,200
Just a severe case of gastro indigestion.
469
00:20:24,233 --> 00:20:26,233
Must be something he ate.
470
00:20:26,266 --> 00:20:28,166
Well, not necessarily.
471
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:30,830
Stress could do it to you too.
472
00:20:30,116 --> 00:20:32,316
My friend Val used to sing
473
00:20:32,350 --> 00:20:34,433
the national anthem at assembly, solo.
474
00:20:34,466 --> 00:20:38,133
She would get so stressed out--
475
00:20:38,166 --> 00:20:40,200
well, when she got to the part the "bombs bursting in air"...
476
00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:45,150
let's just say, she didn't need a timpani.
477
00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:50,350
All right, Miss Fine. Let's go home.
478
00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:53,500
You know, life is so strange.
479
00:20:53,830 --> 00:20:54,416
One minute, you're eatin' dinner,
480
00:20:54,450 --> 00:20:57,433
the next minute, you're fightin' for your life.
481
00:20:57,466 --> 00:21:00,333
I'll tell ya, it's like Shakespeare once said,
482
00:21:00,366 --> 00:21:02,383
"Like sands through the hourglass,
483
00:21:02,416 --> 00:21:06,150
so are the days of our lives."
484
00:21:06,183 --> 00:21:08,350
Well, Miss Fine, let's go back, see the children,
485
00:21:08,383 --> 00:21:10,000
let them know everything's all right.
486
00:21:10,330 --> 00:21:13,330
You know, I love those kids so much
487
00:21:13,660 --> 00:21:17,233
that as soon as we get home, I want to sign that will.
488
00:21:17,266 --> 00:21:19,466
But what happens to them if I go first?
489
00:21:21,433 --> 00:21:23,166
ThenI
490
00:21:25,383 --> 00:21:28,100
You see, Miss Fine, they are my children.
491
00:21:28,133 --> 00:21:30,000
But what if I'm the one--? - No, no.
492
00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:31,133
I promise, I'm going first.
493
00:21:35,166 --> 00:21:37,160
There. Signed, sealed and delivered.
494
00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:38,116
Now take it away.
495
00:21:38,150 --> 00:21:40,216
I never wanna see that will again.
496
00:21:40,250 --> 00:21:42,183
Were our names mentioned anywhere else?
497
00:21:42,216 --> 00:21:42,433
Let me see that will again.
498
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,166
I just wanna make sure that I dotted my "I."
499
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:50,466
Nope, no, no. Little smiley-face and everything.
500
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,333
FRAN: Uh-huh.
501
00:21:52,366 --> 00:21:53,366
No matter, I'm taking the silver anyway.
502
00:21:57,100 --> 00:21:58,266
Look at that, you've got a wall safe
503
00:21:58,300 --> 00:22:00,450
just like in the movies.
504
00:22:00,483 --> 00:22:03,330
I've been here over a year, I never knew that was there.
505
00:22:03,660 --> 00:22:05,383
Let's see, right 49...
506
00:22:05,416 --> 00:22:08,416
left 32...
507
00:22:08,450 --> 00:22:11,330
right-- What was it?
508
00:22:11,660 --> 00:22:14,250
BOTH: Forty-two, right.
509
00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:22,250
[THEME MUSIC PLAYS]
510
00:22:27,250 --> 00:22:30,116
that little Erica made up with her old boyfriend.
511
00:22:30,150 --> 00:22:31,416
She didn't wanna give up half her Barbie Dream House
512
00:22:31,450 --> 00:22:32,450
in the settlement.
513
00:22:32,483 --> 00:22:34,383
Oh. Right.
514
00:22:34,416 --> 00:22:36,250
It's so pathetic.
515
00:22:36,283 --> 00:22:37,450
This geeky little kid drooling all over you.
516
00:22:37,483 --> 00:22:39,150
Well, you know...
517
00:22:39,183 --> 00:22:41,183
Hi, Fran. Hi, honey.
518
00:22:41,216 --> 00:22:42,300
This is my friend, Pamela.
519
00:22:42,333 --> 00:22:43,350
Hi, sweetie. - Hi.
520
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,300
[CHIMES PLAY]
521
00:22:49,333 --> 00:22:50,300
[LOUD THUD]
522
00:22:53,283 --> 00:22:55,500
[MOANS]
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