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My teacher told us about the comet that hit Jupiter.
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It exploded like a million atom bombs.
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Could it?
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Didn't you hear?
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Well, next year, around your birthday...
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...this giant comet will obliterate us.
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Why do you think we're living like this?
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Dad's spending all his money because...
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[WHISPERING] we're all gonna die.
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Hello, sweetheart.
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[SCREAMS]
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Your sister's in good voice today.
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How's it going?
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Same old, same old.
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Ma, get out of the taxi!
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It's a spring in the dog's neck.
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What are you so fascinated about?
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Oy. - Leave me alone.
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I like to sing along in the theater.
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Ma, it wasn't a musical.
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Ah, you should've seen her inSchindler's List.
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She was snapping her fingers and singing away,
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"Papa, can you hear me?"
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Meanwhile, the show in my head
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was better than that crap we just saw.
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So how was the theater, ladies?
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ALL: Wonderful!
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Thank you for the tickets.
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Meanwhile, my feet are killing me.
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Ma, those aren't your shoes!
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Oh. I kicked off my shoes in the theater.
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These must be the lady's sitting next to me.
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And you just put 'em on? You don't even look down?
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Sweetheart, I haven't seen my feet in 20 years.
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Whose raincoat is this?
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Oh, I'll tell you,
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it's a miracle that we got to Blimpie's
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without them throwing a net over us.
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Come here, son. Give Grandma a hug.
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Harder.
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Squeeze me. [GROANS]
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All right, Yetta, okay.
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You shoulda seen her at Chippendales.
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Her entire social security check went down a G-string.
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Well, as lucrative as that sounds,
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I really have to get back to work.
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[CHUCKLING]
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FRAN: Oh, hi, kids.
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Look who I brought home with me,
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Ma, and you remember Grandma Yetta?
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Hi. My littlepitselehs.
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Oh, they're all their father.
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They got nothing from you.
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Ma, these are not Fran's children.
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Fran doesn't have any children.
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She's not married! She's all alone!
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Louder, Ma, I don't think they heard you...
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[SHOUTS] in Uruguay!
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More importantly, why doesn't anyone ever eat these fruit?
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Because they're wax.
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Even the grapes?
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Fran, she's gonna drive me to the loony bin.
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I got news for you, Ma, you're already there.
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You guys argue a lot.
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Oh, no, we don't, honey.
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It's just that we're all so very different.
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It's hard to believe we're from the same family.
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Oh, wait a minute, Ma.
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You got a little schmutz there.
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Hold on. You got some mascara.
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Hold it.
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Whose purse is this?
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Let me see that.
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Boy, today's your lucky day, Ma. The purse matches the shoes.
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Okay, kids, get ready for supper. Say goodbye.
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BRIGHTON: Bye, everyone. GRACE: Bye.
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Goodbye, my darling. - Nice kids.
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Meanwhile, they don't say two words.
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Who could get two words in with you?
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Ma, don't wind me up.
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Don't hit Nanna. What are you, an animal?
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Don't talk to your mother like that.
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Well, all good things must come to an end.
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Bye, Ma. Bye, Grandma Yetta.
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We'll go to the theater again soon.
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Maybe next time you could pick up a hat.
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Didn't you tell her?
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What?
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Sweetheart,
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they're tenting the retirement home for termites.
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Oh, fun.
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So you're gonna go stay with Ma?
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Sorta.
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"Sorta" like Ultrasuede is sorta washable?
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Or "sorta" like you're sorta a size eight?
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Well, Iam in the United Kingdom.
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Ma... - No, "sorta" like,
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"Maybe she could sorta stay with you."
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Here?
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Ma, why can't she stay at your place?
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No. I don't wanna be a burden on family.
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These people, I don't know.
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[THEME SONG PLAYS]
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♪ She was working In a bridal shop ♪
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♪ In Flushing, Queens ♪
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♪ Till her boyfriend Kicked her out ♪
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♪ In one Of those crushing scenes ♪
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♪ What was she to do? Where was she to go? ♪
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♪ She was out on her fanny ♪
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♪ So over the bridge From Flushing ♪
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♪ To the Sheffields' door ♪
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♪ She was there to sell makeup But the father saw more ♪
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♪ She had style, she had flair, She was there ♪
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♪ That's how she became The Nanny ♪
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♪ Who would have guessed That the girl we described ♪
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♪ Was just exactly What the doctor prescribed? ♪
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♪ Now the father Finds her beguiling ♪
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♪ Watch out, C.C. ♪
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♪ And the kids Are actually smiling ♪
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♪ Such joie de vivre ♪
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♪ She's the lady in red ♪
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♪ When everybody else Is wearing tan ♪
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♪ The flashy girl From Flushing ♪
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♪ The nanny named Fran ♪
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Maxwell, have I ever told you
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how much I love working out of the house?
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I feel I belong here.
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And the children are really warming up to me.
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[PHONE RINGS]
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Hello.
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No, there's no Maggie here. You have the wrong number.
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Excuse me, C.C.
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My daughter... Maggie?
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Oh. - [CLEARS THROAT]
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Hello.
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Oh, Greg, listen,
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you do know Maggie has her own line, don't you?
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Yeah, well, that's quite all right.
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Well, I'm very glad you like her.
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Yeah, and I'm thrilled she drives you crazy.
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Yeah, keep going, Greg, and you'll never see her again.
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Goodbye, Greg.
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[KNOCKS] Knock, knock.
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Yes, Miss Fine, what is it?
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Oh, Mr. Sheffield,
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you just gotta indulge me here a minute.
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You're not gonna believe this.
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My grandmother's retirement home is infested with termites,
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and my mother came up with the bright idea...
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Get ready for a lulu.
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...that she should come stay here with us!
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[ALL LAUGH]
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I know. I know.
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She's a borderline klepto.
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We wouldn't have a candy dish left in the house.
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[ALL LAUGH]
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Oh, well, I'll go tell my mother that she's nuts.
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Well, at least we know where she gets it.
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[LAUGHS]
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Well, you know, Miss Fine, sometimes you feel like a nut,
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sometimes you don't.
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[HE CHUCKLES]
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What's so funny? Poking fun at a little old lady?
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What's that, that British humor that nobody gets?
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Well, Miss Fine, you--
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You just said yourself she was a klepto.
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Yeah, well, I'm allowed.
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She'smy
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Well, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend you,
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but can't she stay with your mother?
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No. The big cats can't share a cage.
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Don't back down, Maxwell.
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We don't need some old crone running around the house.
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Yes. We are crone-heavy, sir.
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Although, with two, we'd have a set.
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Never mind, Mr. Sheffield.
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I'll just take her to one of those 24-hour markets,
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and let her squeeze fruit for a couple of days.
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All right, look, Miss Fine. I'll--
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I'll put her up at the St. Regis Hotel.
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How's that, hm?
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She'll have room service, everything. Fit for a queen.
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You can't insult family like that.
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Me, you can send. I got thick skin.
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Besides, I think that it's good for children
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to spend time with their grandmother.
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She's not their grandmother.
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Oh, all right. You tell her.
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She stays alone like a dog in that home.
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[SCOFFS]
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Fine. Let her stay.
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As a matter of fact, I want her to stay.
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She can have the master bedroom.
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Oh, no.
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With that marble tub? She'll slip, break her hip.
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You'll have a lawsuit on your hands.
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Miss Fine!
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Oh, thank you, Mr. Sheffield,
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Thank you so much.
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And I promise you won't even know that she's here.
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Mm.
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[FRENCH CABARET MUSIC PLAYING]
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Frannie, can I sit outside in my brassiere?
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Will anyone see?
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[MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING]
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Miss Fine, are you aware of this?
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Yeah,Body Heat, William Hurt and Kathleen Turner...
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before her little side trip to Pepperidge Farm.
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Maggie is only 15 years old.
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She's much too young to be watching movies this racy.
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Oh, you call this racy?
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You obviously never saw The Postman Always Rings Twice.
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Oh, when he cleared that table!
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Hoo-ha!
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Where is she, anyway?
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I mean, is she ever coming back from this date,
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or has she just moved out?
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Relax. She's been back for an hour.
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Oh, really? I didn't hear her come in.
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Well, I didn't say she came in.
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Leave them alone!
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Leave them alone.
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Wh-wh-what are they doing?
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Nothing, nothing, all four hands are visible.
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One, two, three...
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Here comes four! Here comes four!
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How much time does he need?
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I mean, they just went on the date for heaven sakes.
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He's not leaving for the Crimean War.
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Oh, Mr. Sheffield.
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Hello, children.
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Goodbye, Greg.
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[MOUTHS SILENTLY]
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I can't believe you did that.
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I've never been so embarrassed in my life.
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Oh, really?
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Not even when you were watchingBody Heat?
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You went in my room?
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Have you ever heard of privacy?
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How would you like if I went through your stuff?
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Oh, don't bother. He locks everything.
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I don't ever want you seeing that boy again.
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You can't stop me. - Oh, ho, ho. Watch this.
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You're grounded.
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I hate you.
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[MOCKS] Well, that's tough.
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You forgot to stick your tongue out.
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Well, you might have backed me up a little.
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Me? The Pips couldn't backyou up.
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What's all the commotion?
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He went through my things.
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Oh, honey, I know just how you feel.
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At the home, they ransack your room
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two, three times a month
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looking for cake.
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Come, we'll talk.
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Don't fight in front of the kids. - Ow!
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Ow!
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See how sensitive Yetta is.
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She'll be a great influence on Maggie.
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YETTA: You want a cigarette?
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Good morning, Niles.
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Mm-hm.
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What's the matter with you?
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Oh, it's very disturbing to see
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00:11:41,216 --> 00:11:43,500
Mr. Sheffield and Miss Margaret fight.
267
00:11:43,830 --> 00:11:45,100
Oh, that was a fight?
268
00:11:45,133 --> 00:11:48,283
"I hate you!" "Who cares?" and now, pft.
269
00:11:48,316 --> 00:11:50,483
In my house the fight ain't over until the fat lady
270
00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:52,366
grabs the Ginsu and says, "Here, cut my heart out."
271
00:11:54,466 --> 00:11:57,166
No, we never say a cross word in our family.
272
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We just die very early of colon disorders.
273
00:12:01,166 --> 00:12:02,233
Morning, everyone.
274
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FRAN: Good morning.
275
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Niles, tea. NILES: Mm-hm.
276
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[SIGHS]
277
00:12:09,350 --> 00:12:13,160
What on earth is that?
278
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,116
Grandma Yetta says this tea bag still has seven cups left in it.
279
00:12:17,266 --> 00:12:19,400
My Bubby Yetta doesn't like to waste anything.
280
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If food is moldy, it's a vaccine.
281
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[LAUGHS]
282
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Oh, come on, lighten up.
283
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,383
You gonna be this way when Maggie comes down?
284
00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:33,100
If I'd ever talked to my father the way she talked to me,
285
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I'd have been throttled to within an inch of my life
286
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and thrown in the root cellar.
287
00:12:37,266 --> 00:12:42,000
Oy, why do you always have to take me to Oliver Twist Land?
288
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Do you know how many times I told my father I hated him?
289
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Yeah. And how did he react? - Ah, who the hell knows.
290
00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:49,183
He couldn't hear a damn thing over thatBonanza
291
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blasting in the background.
292
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Good morning, Margaret.
293
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Daddy, I'm sorry I said I hated you.
294
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Bubby Yetta says you only have one father, and she's right.
295
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Well, I'm sorry too.
296
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And you were gonna tell her that she's not grounded anymore.
297
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You almost forgot that part.
298
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Ah, yes, I was going to say that.
299
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What she said.
300
00:13:17,383 --> 00:13:19,160
Well, Miss Fine, it seems I underestimated your booby.
301
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That's "Bubby."
302
00:13:25,316 --> 00:13:27,116
No one's ever underestimated my booby.
303
00:13:31,116 --> 00:13:34,160
You know, Dad, it's a real pretty day.
304
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Greg asked if I could go on a picnic.
305
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May I?
306
00:13:36,466 --> 00:13:37,483
Well, Margaret, I don't think--
307
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[SPOON TAPS]
308
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Uh, that sounds like a good idea.
309
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So long as you're back by 6:00...
310
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[SPOON TAPS] 7:00...
311
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[SPOON TAPS] 8:00.
312
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[SPOON DINGS ON GLASS]
313
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Thanks, guys.
314
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Have a wonderful time,
315
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and don't do anything that I forgot I did.
316
00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:56,216
Oh, don't worry. I had a long conversation with Yetta.
317
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FRAN: Good.
318
00:13:58,250 --> 00:14:00,266
You know, Yetta turns out to be pretty cool.
319
00:14:00,300 --> 00:14:01,400
Look, she gave me 100 bucks for my bar mitzvah.
320
00:14:07,433 --> 00:14:09,116
Of course, she also thinks my name is "Schmuey."
321
00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:12,266
Something smells.
322
00:14:12,300 --> 00:14:13,433
Just eat it.
323
00:14:16,660 --> 00:14:18,200
No, like something's burning. [SHE SNIFFS]
324
00:14:18,233 --> 00:14:20,100
[ALL SNIFF] - Yeah. Seems to be coming from upstairs.
325
00:14:20,133 --> 00:14:22,466
Oh, my God. Yetta!
326
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,366
I can't believe she would be smoking in bed,
327
00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:28,183
not after that Circle 7 motel went up in--
328
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Never mind.
329
00:14:29,300 --> 00:14:31,266
Yetta! Yetta!
330
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Stand back.
331
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FRAN: Oh!
332
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[GASPS]
333
00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:45,216
Well, I was right.
334
00:14:45,250 --> 00:14:47,160
She was smokin'.
335
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,283
Oh, my God. Yetta!
336
00:14:54,316 --> 00:14:56,316
What a coincidence.
337
00:14:56,350 --> 00:14:59,160
Saul said the same thing not 10 minutes ago.
338
00:15:04,660 --> 00:15:05,233
What the devil's burning?
339
00:15:05,266 --> 00:15:07,660
Oh, God.
340
00:15:07,100 --> 00:15:09,200
Oh, Saul, I ruined your bagel.
341
00:15:09,233 --> 00:15:10,166
Oh, no, no.
342
00:15:12,166 --> 00:15:13,383
You can just scrape off the top.
343
00:15:13,416 --> 00:15:15,500
It's still good.
344
00:15:15,830 --> 00:15:17,100
Miss Fine.
345
00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:18,330
What did you do with all the cream cheese?
346
00:15:26,166 --> 00:15:28,183
Thank you, Miss Fine.
347
00:15:28,216 --> 00:15:31,316
Thank you for bringing this influence into my home.
348
00:15:31,350 --> 00:15:33,433
Well, you know, Mr. Sheffield,
349
00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:37,660
it's really kind of sweet if you think about it.
350
00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:40,660
Are you out of your mind?
351
00:15:40,100 --> 00:15:42,183
This is the Sheffield home.
352
00:15:42,216 --> 00:15:43,383
No one ever has sex in this house.
353
00:15:50,660 --> 00:15:52,500
This...this is the woman you let give my daughter
354
00:15:52,830 --> 00:15:54,133
advice about sex?
355
00:15:54,166 --> 00:15:56,660
Well, at least you know the advice was current.
356
00:15:58,216 --> 00:16:00,160
Margaret.
357
00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:02,100
Oh, Miss Margaret just left, sir.
358
00:16:02,133 --> 00:16:04,233
Oh, good morning, Miss Rosenberg, Mr. Knasel.
359
00:16:04,266 --> 00:16:06,300
What? You knew about this?
360
00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:08,283
Yes, my room is directly beneath theirs.
361
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:11,450
Bravo.
362
00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:24,100
I-I just can't believe I gave Maggie permission to go.
363
00:16:24,133 --> 00:16:25,483
She's just a little girl.
364
00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:28,133
Well, now, don't get all upset.
365
00:16:28,166 --> 00:16:30,160
We don't know what Yetta told her.
366
00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:31,166
Told who?
367
00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:33,160
Maggie!
368
00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:35,150
I told her we could all die tomorrow.
369
00:16:35,183 --> 00:16:36,116
Go for it.
370
00:16:39,330 --> 00:16:40,283
Go for...? All right.
371
00:16:40,316 --> 00:16:41,250
Now you can be upset.
372
00:16:43,316 --> 00:16:45,366
I hold you completely responsible for this.
373
00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:47,150
Why? What did I do?
374
00:16:47,183 --> 00:16:48,416
She's your grandmother.
375
00:16:48,450 --> 00:16:50,283
Oh, we don't know that for sure.
376
00:16:50,316 --> 00:16:52,283
Some woman comes walking outta Europe
377
00:16:52,316 --> 00:16:54,266
with a dining-room table strapped to her back.
378
00:16:54,300 --> 00:16:55,383
She could be anybody's relative.
379
00:16:58,300 --> 00:16:59,150
What?
380
00:17:03,366 --> 00:17:05,150
Good night, Niles.
381
00:17:05,183 --> 00:17:06,466
It is now.
382
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,383
[CHUCKLES]
383
00:17:08,416 --> 00:17:10,830
Oh, Niles.
384
00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:13,433
Dear, sweet, pompous Niles.
385
00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:15,400
Maxwell and Nanny Fine are on the outs,
386
00:17:15,433 --> 00:17:18,150
and there is nothing you can say
387
00:17:18,183 --> 00:17:21,300
to ruin this glorious feeling I have. [CHUCKLES]
388
00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:22,466
You wanna bet?
389
00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:36,830
Grandma Yetta, aged 80, living in a home,
390
00:17:36,116 --> 00:17:38,316
got a heap o' good loving last night.
391
00:17:41,250 --> 00:17:42,200
And you?
392
00:17:52,266 --> 00:17:53,450
I hate my life!
393
00:17:56,116 --> 00:17:57,000
Thank you!
394
00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:03,200
Pst. Niles.
395
00:18:03,233 --> 00:18:04,250
Oh, the coast is clear, Miss Fine.
396
00:18:07,330 --> 00:18:08,450
Oh, boy, here she is now. Devil with the blue hair on.
397
00:18:08,483 --> 00:18:09,383
[CHUCKLES]
398
00:18:10,350 --> 00:18:11,450
What? What?
399
00:18:11,483 --> 00:18:13,316
Franny. What? What? What?
400
00:18:13,350 --> 00:18:16,830
You left your wallet right on top of your dresser.
401
00:18:16,116 --> 00:18:16,483
So?
402
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,250
Thank you.
403
00:18:22,283 --> 00:18:25,416
Franny, I know it's none of my business.
404
00:18:25,450 --> 00:18:29,216
But it might help your marriage if you got rid of that blond
405
00:18:29,250 --> 00:18:33,000
your husband's always hanging around with.
406
00:18:33,330 --> 00:18:35,266
I don't know if you noticed, but your kids are blond.
407
00:18:38,266 --> 00:18:42,100
They're not my kids. He's not my husband.
408
00:18:42,133 --> 00:18:43,183
Oy, she couldn't have spaced out like this
409
00:18:43,216 --> 00:18:45,330
with Mr. Sheffield, no!
410
00:18:45,660 --> 00:18:46,333
With him, she could recall things from the womb.
411
00:18:48,250 --> 00:18:50,216
All I'm saying... - Yeah.
412
00:18:50,250 --> 00:18:53,216
is a blond like that, with big shoulder pads,
413
00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:55,366
dragged off your grandfather.
414
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:57,660
That was a Cossack.
415
00:19:01,830 --> 00:19:02,216
Hi, Grandma Yetta.
416
00:19:02,250 --> 00:19:05,433
Oh, come here, angel-puss.
417
00:19:05,466 --> 00:19:08,000
Ooh.
418
00:19:08,330 --> 00:19:11,830
So... how was your day?
419
00:19:11,116 --> 00:19:13,200
Great. I'm not worried about the end of the world.
420
00:19:13,233 --> 00:19:15,200
I'm gonna live life to the fullest.
421
00:19:15,233 --> 00:19:17,233
Attagirl. What did I tell you?
422
00:19:17,266 --> 00:19:18,116
Go for it.
423
00:19:20,466 --> 00:19:22,333
"Go for it"?
424
00:19:22,366 --> 00:19:24,183
I thought you told that to Maggie?
425
00:19:24,216 --> 00:19:26,160
That's not Maggie?
426
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:28,200
No. That's Grace.
427
00:19:28,233 --> 00:19:29,283
Now I'm confused.
428
00:19:31,183 --> 00:19:32,450
Grace is the little one,
429
00:19:32,483 --> 00:19:34,183
Schmuey is the boy...
430
00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:39,660
and the tall one is Maggie.
431
00:19:39,100 --> 00:19:41,416
Hot pants? Yeah.
432
00:19:41,450 --> 00:19:45,500
Tell her to "go for it"? What am I, senile?
433
00:19:45,830 --> 00:19:46,483
Your husband would throw me out of the house.
434
00:19:51,100 --> 00:19:54,100
Oh, Mr. Sheffield, here you are.
435
00:19:54,133 --> 00:19:56,266
What are you doing out here? Waiting for Maggie?
436
00:19:56,300 --> 00:19:59,166
No, I just have a game of stoopball in five minutes.
437
00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:00,383
Where is she?
438
00:20:00,416 --> 00:20:03,166
Well, I've got good news for you.
439
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:05,830
Remember when we thought that Grandma Yetta
440
00:20:05,116 --> 00:20:07,660
told her to go for it with Greg?
441
00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:09,283
Yeah. Well, we were wrong.
442
00:20:09,316 --> 00:20:10,483
Oh, thank God.
443
00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:13,283
She told Gracie.
444
00:20:13,316 --> 00:20:16,160
Oh, much better. She's only seven.
445
00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:17,000
And here I thought the woman was a kook.
446
00:20:20,330 --> 00:20:22,416
In any event, Margaret still isn't home.
447
00:20:22,450 --> 00:20:24,433
[DOOR SHUTS] Well, you know, it was a picnic.
448
00:20:24,466 --> 00:20:27,000
These things have to go at their own flow.
449
00:20:27,330 --> 00:20:28,433
You have to eat, then my mother always says
450
00:20:28,466 --> 00:20:30,250
you have to wait at least an hour
451
00:20:30,283 --> 00:20:31,183
before you do strenuous physical activity--
452
00:20:32,283 --> 00:20:35,000
Like Frisbee.
453
00:20:35,330 --> 00:20:37,166
Please, Miss Fine, I'm just not in the mood.
454
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:39,183
No man's ever said that to me before.
455
00:20:43,300 --> 00:20:45,100
Although I'm sure Lisa Marie is getting an earful of it.
456
00:20:52,316 --> 00:20:54,233
Come on, Mr. Sheffield,
457
00:20:54,266 --> 00:20:56,116
has Maggie ever given you a reason not to trust her?
458
00:20:56,150 --> 00:20:57,416
Yes.
459
00:20:57,450 --> 00:21:00,333
And they all coincided with your arrival.
460
00:21:00,366 --> 00:21:02,366
Suddenly she wants to go kissing boys and going off to parties
461
00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:04,416
and concerts and things.
462
00:21:04,450 --> 00:21:06,416
Who does she think she is? A teenage girl?
463
00:21:06,450 --> 00:21:08,150
Mm.
464
00:21:08,183 --> 00:21:10,150
Oh, Miss Fine, I'm her father.
465
00:21:10,183 --> 00:21:12,400
I-I just want to protect her.
466
00:21:12,433 --> 00:21:14,433
I know, but sometimes you're just gonna
467
00:21:14,466 --> 00:21:18,216
have to sit on your hands and, uh, let them grow up.
468
00:21:18,250 --> 00:21:20,433
What if she grows up wrong?
469
00:21:20,466 --> 00:21:23,330
Well, you've still got Schmuey and the little one.
470
00:21:26,466 --> 00:21:29,416
Come on, Mr. Sheffield. Don't be her enemy.
471
00:21:29,450 --> 00:21:32,283
No, of course not. That's the last thing I want to do.
472
00:21:32,316 --> 00:21:33,333
MAGGIE: Thanks, Greg.
473
00:21:33,366 --> 00:21:35,366
She's home.
474
00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:37,000
How long does it take, a picnic, huh?
475
00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:39,316
Oh, now, now, now. You see?
476
00:21:39,350 --> 00:21:41,166
You're getting all wound up again.
477
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:43,133
Just calm down.
478
00:21:43,166 --> 00:21:45,330
Don't let her think that you were worried.
479
00:21:45,660 --> 00:21:46,366
In fact, why don't you just go upstairs?
480
00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:47,433
Go ahead. But I--
481
00:21:47,466 --> 00:21:49,133
I'll be up in a minute.
482
00:21:49,166 --> 00:21:51,330
Trust is a good thing.
483
00:21:51,660 --> 00:21:53,433
Trust is character building. Go ahead.
484
00:21:53,466 --> 00:21:55,383
I'll take care of everything.
485
00:21:55,416 --> 00:21:57,100
Everything's fine.
486
00:21:57,133 --> 00:21:58,483
[DOOR CLOSES]
487
00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:00,283
Where the hell have you been?
488
00:22:00,316 --> 00:22:02,133
Do you know what time it is?
489
00:22:02,166 --> 00:22:05,000
Your father was so worried, I had to send him to bed.
490
00:22:05,330 --> 00:22:06,300
Fran, we didn't do anything.
491
00:22:06,333 --> 00:22:07,483
Greg and I decided to cool it.
492
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,300
Why? I mean,good!
493
00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:14,000
I'm just not ready yet.
494
00:22:14,330 --> 00:22:15,383
Besides, do you think I'd get into any serious stuff
495
00:22:15,416 --> 00:22:17,216
without talking to you first?
496
00:22:17,250 --> 00:22:18,400
Oh, well, I thought you talked to Yetta.
497
00:22:18,433 --> 00:22:20,216
Yetta?
498
00:22:20,250 --> 00:22:22,233
Please, I zoned out somewhere around
499
00:22:22,266 --> 00:22:24,300
"buying a cow when you can get the milk for free."
500
00:22:24,333 --> 00:22:27,300
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That sounds like her.
501
00:22:27,333 --> 00:22:29,266
Well, it should take you a good long while
502
00:22:29,300 --> 00:22:32,160
to get that image out of your head.
503
00:22:32,500 --> 00:22:34,300
And, in the meantime, let me tell you something
504
00:22:34,333 --> 00:22:37,450
that's a little more hip and a little more happening.
505
00:22:37,483 --> 00:22:41,660
Don't do a thing if you ain't got that ring.
506
00:22:41,100 --> 00:22:42,266
♪Doo-wap, doo-wap, doo-wap
507
00:22:42,300 --> 00:22:51,183
[THEME MUSIC PLAYS]
508
00:23:02,250 --> 00:23:04,400
Thatverklempt is so funny.
509
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:09,660
Oh, please. Who talks like that?
510
00:23:13,466 --> 00:23:15,233
And that big hair.
511
00:23:17,483 --> 00:23:20,183
I think it's very stereotypical.
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