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Niles and Brighton...
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This is Maggie's.
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Oh.
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Hoo-ha, Mr. Sheffield!
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Guess again.
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Well, that's way more than I needed to know about him.
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Oh, hi, kids.
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How you doing on your science project?
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Ask Brooke. She's the genius.
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I'm just the dumb blond.
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Oh...
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Me and Val used to do science projects together.
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What's yours about?
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Stress in the earth's igneous layers
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and its effects on geological topography.
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Oh. We grew potatoes on toothpicks.
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Did you know that if you squeeze coal really hard
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it turns into a diamond?
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Oh, not true.
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One summer, me and Val
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went through a whole bag of Kingsford briquettes
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trying for earrings.
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No luck, huh?
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No way. But to this day, I got a handshake like Lou Ferrigno.
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Oh, Brighton...
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Do you have a date for the seventh-grade dance?
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Yeah, I got a couple of irons in the fire,
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put out a few feelers.
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Yeah. Neither do I.
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I'll probably just go all by myself
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and stand alone on the side
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with all the other wallflowers.
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Oh, good. So you're covered.
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Yeah.
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[WATCH CHIMES]
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Excuse me. I have to take my allergy pill.
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Oh, what are you allergic to, honey?
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Everything but pollen.
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Ow! Fran, I am not asking her to the dance.
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All right.
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You're not gonna say anything?
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It's not my place.
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God will punish you.
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Fran, Look at her with those braids.
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She looks like Alfalfa.
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And with those allergies, she's always so nasal.
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[IN USUAL NASAL TONE]: Hey!
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A lot of men find that very alluring.
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Maybe you're right.
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If I don't ask her to the dance,
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she might get upset, and...
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There goes my automatic A in science.
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Well, as long as his heart's in the right place.
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Mm-hm-hm-hm.
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Oh, I remember my first dance.
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I went with Richie Schneider.
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He had two left feet.
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Oh, bit of a klutz, eh?
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No. He had two left feet.
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Some freak thing.
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His mother was an X-ray technician.
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I'm confused. Could he dance or not?
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Actually, he was an excellent dancer...
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except when they did the hokey-pokey
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and they said, "put your left foot in."
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[SIGHS]
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Poor boy went down like a ton of bricks.
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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♪♪ She was working In a bridal shop ♪♪
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♪♪ In Flushing, Queens ♪♪
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♪♪ Till her boyfriend Kicked her out ♪♪
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♪♪ In one of those Crushing scenes ♪♪
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♪♪ What was she to do? Where was she to go? ♪♪
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♪♪ She was out on her fanny ♪♪
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♪♪ So over the bridge From Flushing ♪♪
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♪♪ To the Sheffields' door She was there to sell makeup ♪♪
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♪♪ But the father saw more ♪♪
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♪♪ She had style, she had flair She was there ♪♪
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♪♪ That's how she became The nanny ♪♪
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♪♪ Who would have guessed that The girl we've described
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♪♪ Was just exactly What the doctor prescribed? ♪♪
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♪♪ Now the father Finds her beguiling ♪♪
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♪♪ Watch out, C.C. ♪♪
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♪♪ And the kids Are actually smiling ♪♪
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♪♪ Such joie de vivre ♪♪
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♪♪ She's the lady in red ♪♪
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♪♪ When everybody else Is wearing tan ♪♪
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♪♪ The flashy girl From Flushing ♪♪
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♪♪ The nanny named Fran ♪♪
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BOY: So, Sheffield,
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who are you gonna take to the dance?
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Oh, just an old friend.
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FRAN: Oh, hi, honey.
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I'm sorry I'm late, sweetie.
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I didn't have a pass,
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and that hall monitor's a real little nazi.
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Whoa, Sheffield! Way to go.
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No, she's the nanny...
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but, you know, she wants me.
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What?
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Wants me to go to the orthodontist.
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Mm-hmm. Come on.
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Hi, Brighton.
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Oh, no.
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It's the Brooke-worm.
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[RETCHING]: Brooke.
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I'm glad you're still here.
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I fell in the AV room
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and had to get a Band-Aid for my glasses.
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Plus, my inhaler clogged.
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Honey, honey. Men like a little mystery.
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Don't share.
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Ah.
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Okay, Fran, let's go. Brighton, wait.
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My father wants to know
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if he should drive us on Friday.
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What are you talking about?
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You asked me to the dance.
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Look, I don't know what's in that inhaler,
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but I wouldn't operate heavy machinery.
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Brighton!
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Oh, forget it.
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Oh, Brooke. [WHEEZING]
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Brighton, that was very mean.
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Now look what you've done.
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You made her wheeze.
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Brighton, I am so disappointed in you.
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Fran, you've been yelling at me
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since 68th street.
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Are you gonna keep it up the whole way?
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No. As soon as we pass Bergdorf's,
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I'm gonna start slapping you.
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Fran, it was no big deal.
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Don't you know what happens to young girls
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when you torture them in high school?
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Oh, we're going to the video store,
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and I'm renting you Carrie.
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All right, all right. I'm sorry.
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Yeah, yeah. But you know, there's--
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it's too late to do anything about it now.
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No, it's never too late to right a wrong
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that you've done to another human being.
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Yeah. Unless, of course, that human being
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has been shattered
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into a million miserable pieces.
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Yeah, right.
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Uh, I'll work alone here.
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Your behavior could scar that little girl
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for the rest of her life.
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And you should know.
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Hypocrite.
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Let me guess.
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You don't survive on tips, do you,
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Mr., uh,
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"Aziz Muh-huh-huah-a-ala."
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Oy.
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I share the cab.
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Oh. "Jeffrey Needleman."
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Jeffrey Needleman?
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Yeah. Let me give you a hint, okay?
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Picture me crammed in a locker
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with a wedgie
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and a "kick me" sign on my forehead.
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"Kick me" signs go on your back.
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Yeah. They wanted me to see it coming.
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This guy's the most pathetic loser
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on earth.
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Oh...
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Jeffrey Needleman!
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Oh, Jeffrey,
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what have you been doing since high school?
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Shock therapy.
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Oh. Well.
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Nice to see things are picking up for you.
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So, in other words,
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you guys went to high school together,
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and you tortured him.
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[CACKLES]
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I'm not the only one that tortured him.
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The whole school did.
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It was a requirement.
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Got you out of taking a foreign language class.
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Oh, Fran, I am so disappointed in you.
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All right, okay. That's enough.
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You're right. It's not my place.
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God
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You know, I remember you saying
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that you'd go out with me that Sunday.
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I said "someday!"
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Someday. And that was only because
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you were standing out on a ledge.
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Is it someday yet?
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Oh, I don't know, Jeffrey. I'm so busy.
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I really don't know when I'll find the time.
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Hey, you're free Saturday. It's your day off.
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Yes, that's true,
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but I might have to go visit
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that poor little boy in the hospital,
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after that unfortunate
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high heel to the butt accident.
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Come on, Fran!
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You're gonna be late for your date.
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The meter's running.
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I don't feel 100 percent.
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Do I sound like I'm coming down with a cold?
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Constantly.
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No, I mean it.
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See if I have a temperature.
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Oh, not the old thermometer under a light bulb trick.
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Brighton, please.
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A hundred and twelve, Miss Fine.
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Damn halogen lamps.
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Fran, I'm very proud of you for going through with this.
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It's never too late to right a wrong.
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Why aren't you under a blanket with a flashlight
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readingNational Geographic like a normal kid?
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Oh, Maxwell, please, I'm begging you.
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It'll only take a couple of minutes.
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You don't even have to like it.
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There's a speech she knows by heart.
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C.C., you know my policy.
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I never read plays written by friends...
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or relatives,
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or that Broadway bon vivant,
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your psychiatrist.
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But I told him you would read it,
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and I don't want to risk offending him.
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We're on the verge of a breakthrough.
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Oh, good. Maybe he'll find a personality we like.
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I'm terribly sorry, C.C.,
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but I simply don't do business favors
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for friends.
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Well, I have to agree with Mr. Sheffield
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on that one.
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I have an Uncle Aaron...
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[ALL GROANING]
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He manufactured hernia trusses,
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and he gave one to his friend, Murray.
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Well. P.S., he put it on backwards-- Murray
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--and cut off his circulation.
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Double amputation.
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And I'm not talking about his legs.
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Miss Fine, isn't this your day off?
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Um, yeah,
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but I decided that I owe you
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for that Jewish holiday that I made up.
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You mean there is no Matzo Day?
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Nuh-uh.
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Well, we forgive you. Just go on your date.
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Oh, yes, by all means. Go have fun.
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Oh, no, no, no. I have to-- Here--
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I have to take Gracie to her ballet class.
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Oh, no. I'm taking her. Oh.
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Yeah, she's got a crush on my teacher big time.
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Oh, that's nice.
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Oh, he is so cute and talented.
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You should see his impersonation of Liza
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I'm gonna have to have a talk with her.
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Good afternoon. I'm here to meet a man.
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Might I suggest happy hour
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at the Black Angus?
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Ooh!
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Oh, Oh. I'm so sorry.
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Oh. Never mind. That's him.
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Oh, Franny. Oh. Oh, look at you.
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You look "scrump-dilly-icious."
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[LAUGHS]
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He's a war hero.
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Here you are, my good man. Your best table.
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Save it.
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00:10:39,250 --> 00:10:42,233
You may want to do laundry later.
272
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Here we go.
273
00:10:48,466 --> 00:10:50,330
Thank you.
274
00:10:55,150 --> 00:10:56,166
What?
275
00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:57,216
Oh, no, no! I brought one for you too.
276
00:10:57,250 --> 00:10:59,200
Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
277
00:10:59,233 --> 00:11:00,400
That's very sweet,
278
00:11:00,433 --> 00:11:02,150
but I don't think I'd be comfortable
279
00:11:02,183 --> 00:11:04,150
sitting on wooden balls.
280
00:11:06,116 --> 00:11:08,160
Least not on the first date.
281
00:11:12,166 --> 00:11:14,166
I'm telling you, you drive a cab,
282
00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:16,200
everybody thinks you're invisible.
283
00:11:16,233 --> 00:11:18,330
You know how many men pick their nose? Huh?
284
00:11:18,660 --> 00:11:19,266
I don't know. I can't say. No, take a guess.
285
00:11:19,300 --> 00:11:21,166
Go ahead, give it a shot. Give it a shot.
286
00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:23,100
One out of five.
287
00:11:24,333 --> 00:11:27,233
Jeffrey, you're such a raconteur.
288
00:11:27,266 --> 00:11:29,250
Oh, I got a million stories.
289
00:11:29,283 --> 00:11:31,333
You shouldn't waste them all on me.
290
00:11:31,366 --> 00:11:33,333
You should write some of this stuff down.
291
00:11:33,366 --> 00:11:35,500
Actually, I have. Oh.
292
00:11:35,830 --> 00:11:36,183
I wrote a play.
293
00:11:36,216 --> 00:11:38,433
Oh, isn't that a coincidence?
294
00:11:38,466 --> 00:11:41,166
I happen to work for a Broadway...
295
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,350
bus driver.
296
00:11:43,433 --> 00:11:46,330
A bus driver who can afford a nanny?
297
00:11:46,660 --> 00:11:47,316
Oh-- Unions.
298
00:11:48,300 --> 00:11:51,183
Ooh! Oh, I almost forgot. Here.
299
00:11:51,216 --> 00:11:52,383
Oh. I brought this for you.
300
00:11:52,416 --> 00:11:55,183
Jeffrey, you didn't have to get me...
301
00:11:55,216 --> 00:11:57,450
a blue-frost eye-shadow kit.
302
00:11:57,483 --> 00:12:00,166
That's your blue-frost eye-shadow kit.
303
00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:03,366
You remember, Mrs. Barnett confiscated it from you in homeroom?
304
00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:06,160
I swiped it from her desk.
305
00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:10,183
And you saved it all these years.
306
00:12:10,216 --> 00:12:13,466
Oh. Isn't that sweet, Jeffrey...
307
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,200
and yet, oddly disturbing.
308
00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:20,400
You know what would make me the happiest man on earth?
309
00:12:20,433 --> 00:12:22,830
What?
310
00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:23,450
Look, I know you didn't want to do it with me
311
00:12:23,483 --> 00:12:27,450
in high school, but I-I was hoping that you'd changed your mind.
312
00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:31,000
I-- I doubt it.
313
00:12:31,416 --> 00:12:32,466
Oh, what the hell.
314
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,416
Why don't we do it right here on the floor?
315
00:12:34,450 --> 00:12:35,483
Check, please!
316
00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:38,660
Come on, Fran. Do the hustle!
317
00:12:38,100 --> 00:12:39,283
[INSTRUMENTAL VERSION OF "I WILL SURVIVE" PLAYING]
318
00:12:39,316 --> 00:12:40,383
What? Come on, please. Dance with me.
319
00:12:40,416 --> 00:12:42,266
Oh, Jeffrey.
320
00:12:42,300 --> 00:12:45,233
I don't think I remember the hustle anymore.
321
00:12:50,300 --> 00:12:51,333
[BOTH CLAP]
322
00:12:52,383 --> 00:12:53,416
[CLAP]
323
00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:56,000
[DOUBLE CLAP]
324
00:12:56,366 --> 00:12:57,450
[DOUBLE CLAP]
325
00:13:01,316 --> 00:13:03,500
Hoo, hoo. Hoo, hoo.
326
00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,116
Hoo, hoo. Hoo, hoo.
327
00:13:21,216 --> 00:13:22,366
[MUSIC STOPS]
328
00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:24,316
[APPLAUSE]
329
00:13:24,350 --> 00:13:26,830
[GIGGLES]
330
00:13:29,466 --> 00:13:31,160
Oh...
331
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,250
Jeffrey.
332
00:13:33,283 --> 00:13:36,000
I think I pulled a hustle muscle.
333
00:13:37,183 --> 00:13:38,483
That was fantastic.
334
00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:42,660
Thank you. I-I have a great partner over at Arthur Murray.
335
00:13:42,100 --> 00:13:45,216
She's 82, but, boy, can she turn the beat around.
336
00:13:45,250 --> 00:13:47,100
[GIGGLES]
337
00:13:47,133 --> 00:13:50,000
You know, Jeffrey, this wasn't such a bad date after all.
338
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,316
Good. Marry me.
339
00:13:52,100 --> 00:13:53,266
[LAUGHS]
340
00:13:54,116 --> 00:13:55,300
[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
341
00:13:55,333 --> 00:13:56,366
Huh?
342
00:13:57,300 --> 00:13:59,100
You're kidding, aren't you?
343
00:13:59,433 --> 00:14:01,100
Please.
344
00:14:01,133 --> 00:14:02,283
Oh, Jeffrey...
345
00:14:02,316 --> 00:14:04,416
it's incredibly flattering,
346
00:14:04,450 --> 00:14:08,366
and I hope you don't take this the wrong way...
347
00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:10,830
Jeffrey, Jeffrey, don't jump.
348
00:14:10,116 --> 00:14:11,150
[HORNS HONKING]
349
00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:13,166
Did he pay the check? Mm.
350
00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:17,383
Jeffrey, don't jump.
351
00:14:17,416 --> 00:14:19,333
You have too much to live for!
352
00:14:19,366 --> 00:14:22,000
Yeah? Yeah? Name one thing.
353
00:14:22,330 --> 00:14:23,830
Give me a minute.
354
00:14:23,116 --> 00:14:24,366
[SIGHS] Goodbye.
355
00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:25,450
No, Jeffrey, wait!
356
00:14:25,483 --> 00:14:27,000
[GASPS]
357
00:14:27,330 --> 00:14:28,150
He jumped?
358
00:14:28,183 --> 00:14:31,266
No. I leaned on pigeon poop.
359
00:14:33,433 --> 00:14:35,433
I mean it. I'm gonna jump.
360
00:14:35,466 --> 00:14:37,350
Jeffrey, please. I'll do whatever you say.
361
00:14:37,383 --> 00:14:39,500
Sleep with me.
362
00:14:39,830 --> 00:14:40,366
What's your second choice?
363
00:14:41,183 --> 00:14:42,200
Another date.
364
00:14:42,233 --> 00:14:43,466
Uh, what else you got?
365
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,100
Uh, okay, fine. That's it.
366
00:14:45,133 --> 00:14:47,200
No, Jeffrey. Wait. Wait!
367
00:14:47,233 --> 00:14:49,283
Maybe you should take off your heels.
368
00:14:49,316 --> 00:14:50,366
Are you crazy?
369
00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:52,300
That would screw up my balance completely!
370
00:14:53,450 --> 00:14:54,450
[BREATHING QUICKLY]
371
00:14:54,483 --> 00:14:56,250
Oh. Oh, my God!
372
00:14:56,283 --> 00:14:59,183
Jeffrey, look how high up we are.
373
00:14:59,216 --> 00:15:02,483
Oh, Jeffrey. I'm scared. Hold my hand! Hold my hand.
374
00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:04,100
I'm gonna jump!
375
00:15:04,133 --> 00:15:06,416
Let go of my hand! Let go of my hand!
376
00:15:08,166 --> 00:15:09,383
Oh, Jeffrey.
377
00:15:09,416 --> 00:15:12,416
Look at all those people down there staring up at us.
378
00:15:12,450 --> 00:15:14,830
You wearing underwear?
379
00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:17,416
Of course I am!
380
00:15:21,383 --> 00:15:23,450
Jeffrey, please, let's go inside.
381
00:15:23,483 --> 00:15:25,483
No. No, if I can't have you,
382
00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:27,233
I have no reason to live.
383
00:15:27,266 --> 00:15:28,333
Sure, you do.
384
00:15:28,366 --> 00:15:30,830
You've got friends. None.
385
00:15:30,116 --> 00:15:31,183
Family. Estranged.
386
00:15:31,216 --> 00:15:32,416
A dog. Bit me.
387
00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:35,450
I know. Your writing.
388
00:15:35,483 --> 00:15:37,316
Oh, yeah. That's a dead end.
389
00:15:37,350 --> 00:15:38,483
Nobody's gonna read my play.
390
00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:41,116
In this town, you have to know somebody.
391
00:15:41,150 --> 00:15:43,100
I know somebody.
392
00:15:43,133 --> 00:15:46,233
I work for Maxwell Sheffield, the big Broadway producer.
393
00:15:46,266 --> 00:15:48,383
I thought you worked for a bus driver.
394
00:15:48,416 --> 00:15:51,316
Uh, bus driver and Broadway producer.
395
00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:54,660
Well, he wasn't gonna give up that pension.
396
00:15:57,483 --> 00:15:59,160
I don't mean to be negative here,
397
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:00,316
but I don't think this spud
398
00:16:00,350 --> 00:16:01,416
is gonna get us an A.
399
00:16:01,450 --> 00:16:04,333
I don't need an A. I always get an A.
400
00:16:04,366 --> 00:16:07,100
I want to see what a D feels like.
401
00:16:08,330 --> 00:16:09,450
Oh, you're mad about the dance.
402
00:16:09,483 --> 00:16:12,150
And they say I'm the genius.
403
00:16:12,183 --> 00:16:14,266
Look, Brooke, we've been friends for a long time now.
404
00:16:14,300 --> 00:16:16,500
Why do things have to change?
405
00:16:16,830 --> 00:16:18,300
I'm a woman now. I have needs.
406
00:16:18,333 --> 00:16:19,450
Yeah, well, I have needs too.
407
00:16:19,483 --> 00:16:22,300
I need an A in science. Oh.
408
00:16:24,266 --> 00:16:25,266
MAXWELL: Oh, hello, Brooke.
409
00:16:25,300 --> 00:16:26,383
Men!
410
00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:29,116
Women!
411
00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:31,183
What was that all about?
412
00:16:31,216 --> 00:16:33,250
Why do girls have to take everything so personally?
413
00:16:33,283 --> 00:16:35,466
Well, women are just different from us, son.
414
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,383
They're-- They're more emotional.
415
00:16:37,416 --> 00:16:39,116
I mean, when I get a bad review,
416
00:16:39,150 --> 00:16:42,150
I don't run crying to Niles and say, "I need a hug."
417
00:16:42,183 --> 00:16:44,433
Well, there was that one time in New Haven...
418
00:16:46,366 --> 00:16:49,150
That review was scathing! Mm.
419
00:16:50,283 --> 00:16:52,500
Thanks, guys. Big help.
420
00:16:54,350 --> 00:16:55,400
Oh, Fran,
421
00:16:55,433 --> 00:16:57,216
I feel really guilty about Brooke.
422
00:16:57,250 --> 00:17:00,183
Oh, honey, take her, don't take her.
423
00:17:00,216 --> 00:17:02,116
Do whatever you want to do.
424
00:17:02,150 --> 00:17:04,450
Okay, I'll just grow up by myself.
425
00:17:05,283 --> 00:17:06,333
Fran, Fran.
426
00:17:06,366 --> 00:17:08,266
Fran, You like my makeup?
427
00:17:08,300 --> 00:17:11,830
Uh-huh. Gracie's ballet teacher did it for me.
428
00:17:11,116 --> 00:17:12,333
Oh.
429
00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:18,830
Ballet teacher and makeup artist.
430
00:17:18,116 --> 00:17:20,133
Honey, we're definitely gonna have to have a talk.
431
00:17:20,166 --> 00:17:21,400
Just not now, okay?
432
00:17:21,433 --> 00:17:23,466
I'm in a terrible hurry.
433
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,300
It was not a hug. It was a pat on the back.
434
00:17:27,333 --> 00:17:29,233
I'd just had a particularly horrid review
435
00:17:29,266 --> 00:17:31,383
and was looking for a little understanding.
436
00:17:31,416 --> 00:17:33,183
You wept openly, sir,
437
00:17:33,216 --> 00:17:36,400
and it was very uncomfortable for me.
438
00:17:36,433 --> 00:17:38,660
It was 1972.
439
00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:40,183
We were all getting in touch with our feelings.
440
00:17:41,366 --> 00:17:43,350
Mr. Sheffield. Mr. Sheffield!
441
00:17:43,383 --> 00:17:45,166
We got a crisis on our hands.
442
00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:46,416
Don't crumble, sir.
443
00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:49,316
Aren't you supposed to be on a date?
444
00:17:49,350 --> 00:17:51,183
Well, technically, I still am.
445
00:17:51,216 --> 00:17:52,283
Oh. How's it going?
446
00:17:52,316 --> 00:17:55,183
Oh, I've had better. I've had worse.
447
00:17:55,216 --> 00:17:57,300
It's...kind of up in the air.
448
00:17:59,150 --> 00:18:01,300
Why didn't you take my emergency call?!
449
00:18:01,333 --> 00:18:02,450
Because the last time
450
00:18:02,483 --> 00:18:04,660
you had the operator break through,
451
00:18:04,100 --> 00:18:06,400
it was to tape The Bold and Beautiful.
452
00:18:06,433 --> 00:18:09,283
Well, Storm was about to marry Stephanie!
453
00:18:09,316 --> 00:18:10,433
So, what's the problem?
454
00:18:10,466 --> 00:18:12,166
She's his mother.
455
00:18:16,183 --> 00:18:19,330
Miss Fine, I believe you mentioned something about a crisis.
456
00:18:19,660 --> 00:18:22,100
Oh, yeah! My date is about to kill himself!
457
00:18:22,133 --> 00:18:25,216
Hm. You didn't tell him the hernia story, did you?
458
00:18:25,250 --> 00:18:27,466
Or Aunt Frida's liposuction mishap?
459
00:18:28,366 --> 00:18:30,433
Uncle Jack's dependence on vino?
460
00:18:32,283 --> 00:18:35,133
No! I'm serious.
461
00:18:35,166 --> 00:18:37,000
Uh, you have to read his play.
462
00:18:37,330 --> 00:18:38,400
It's a matter of life and death.
463
00:18:38,433 --> 00:18:40,416
Maxwell, if she gets to show you hers,
464
00:18:40,450 --> 00:18:42,250
I get to show you mine.
465
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:46,116
Oh, that ain't worth it. Let him jump.
466
00:18:46,150 --> 00:18:47,466
Let who jump?
467
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,416
My date! He is standing out on a ledge.
468
00:18:50,450 --> 00:18:53,500
He's about to kill himself!
469
00:18:53,830 --> 00:18:55,160
My God, this is terrible!
470
00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:57,166
I'll say! Well, not a total loss.
471
00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:59,150
The Clams Casino are to die for.
472
00:18:59,183 --> 00:19:01,000
See, the-- Not now, Brighton.
473
00:19:01,330 --> 00:19:02,216
But I-- Later, honey!
474
00:19:02,250 --> 00:19:03,316
But it's really important.
475
00:19:03,350 --> 00:19:06,133
I need to talk to someone now!
476
00:19:06,166 --> 00:19:08,216
Aunt C.C.'s still here.
477
00:19:09,830 --> 00:19:10,116
It can wait.
478
00:19:18,333 --> 00:19:20,000
Then she said, "I'm sorry,"
479
00:19:20,330 --> 00:19:21,830
and...
480
00:19:21,116 --> 00:19:23,660
[MUMBLING INCOHERENTLY]
481
00:19:26,316 --> 00:19:28,383
Wait. I'm not through yet. Miss--
482
00:19:29,466 --> 00:19:31,316
Miss Fine, there is some urgency here.
483
00:19:31,350 --> 00:19:33,316
[MUMBLING]
484
00:19:33,350 --> 00:19:34,383
Okay.
485
00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:36,283
Come on. Is he through yet?
486
00:19:36,316 --> 00:19:37,483
I'm freezing out here.
487
00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:40,200
Well, you know what you could do.
488
00:19:40,233 --> 00:19:41,433
You could come in!
489
00:19:41,466 --> 00:19:44,300
You're ri-- Uh, n-- Uh, no. Nice try.
490
00:19:44,333 --> 00:19:46,000
Here. I'm through with the soup.
491
00:19:46,330 --> 00:19:47,166
You want a sweet?
492
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:49,116
Uh, no. No. Gotta watch my weight.
493
00:19:49,150 --> 00:19:52,160
What's the matter? You're afraid you're gonna make a bigger hole?
494
00:19:54,250 --> 00:19:55,383
All right. What do you got?
495
00:19:55,416 --> 00:19:58,316
Uh...they got a tarte Tatin,
496
00:19:58,350 --> 00:20:00,100
a Linzer Torte.
497
00:20:00,133 --> 00:20:01,250
Oh, this looks good.
498
00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:04,100
You know, uh-- You got any chocolate cake?
499
00:20:04,133 --> 00:20:05,333
No.
500
00:20:08,100 --> 00:20:09,233
I don't hear laughing.
501
00:20:09,266 --> 00:20:11,000
[LAUGHS]
502
00:20:11,330 --> 00:20:12,450
Really? Really? Which part? Which part?
503
00:20:12,483 --> 00:20:14,316
The funny part.
504
00:20:14,350 --> 00:20:16,330
He hates it.
505
00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:18,366
Oh, what are you listening to him for?
506
00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:21,116
He passed onCats.
507
00:20:22,350 --> 00:20:25,200
It was singing pussycat people...
508
00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:27,433
in a giant garbage can.
509
00:20:27,466 --> 00:20:29,200
I mean, what would you have done?
510
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:31,433
Two words, Mr. Sheffield:
511
00:20:31,466 --> 00:20:33,216
Still running.
512
00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:38,366
Besides, Jeffrey, why do you always care
513
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:40,100
what everybody else thinks?
514
00:20:40,133 --> 00:20:41,466
Why, you don't think I should?
515
00:20:42,350 --> 00:20:43,466
Hey!
516
00:20:45,383 --> 00:20:47,133
It's a brilliant play.
517
00:20:47,166 --> 00:20:48,216
Oh, come on, Mr. Sheffield.
518
00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:49,383
You don't have to lay it on so thick.
519
00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:51,133
No. No, no, no. I-I mean it.
520
00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:53,133
[TAPS TABLE] I'm going to option it.
521
00:20:53,166 --> 00:20:54,466
Did you hear that, Jeffrey?
522
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,283
He's gonna buy your play! All ri--
523
00:20:57,316 --> 00:21:00,150
Aah! No!
524
00:21:02,133 --> 00:21:04,250
[CRASH]
525
00:21:04,283 --> 00:21:08,160
JEFFREY: I'm all right. I'm all
526
00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:09,133
My God, he landed
527
00:21:09,166 --> 00:21:11,166
right in that huge mountain of garbage.
528
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:14,660
Oh, boy, is he lucky we live in New York.
529
00:21:17,233 --> 00:21:18,316
Oh, B,
530
00:21:18,350 --> 00:21:21,233
you look so handsome.
531
00:21:21,266 --> 00:21:22,333
Smile.
532
00:21:23,300 --> 00:21:24,333
[WINDS CAMERA]
533
00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:25,416
Oh, you and Brooke are gonna be
534
00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:27,333
the cutest couple at the dance.
535
00:21:27,366 --> 00:21:29,233
Yeah, but the guys are gonna shred me.
536
00:21:29,266 --> 00:21:31,660
Oh, honey, you just remember
537
00:21:31,100 --> 00:21:33,830
that you're more mature than they are.
538
00:21:33,116 --> 00:21:35,483
You just walk in there and hold your head up high.
539
00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:37,283
Look them square in the eye
540
00:21:37,316 --> 00:21:40,200
and say, "So's your mother."
541
00:21:42,660 --> 00:21:43,233
So, Brighton,
542
00:21:43,266 --> 00:21:46,500
your first date alone with a girl, hm?
543
00:21:46,830 --> 00:21:48,183
Is there, uh, anything we need to talk about?
544
00:21:48,216 --> 00:21:50,266
Dad, please. I'm going out with Brooke.
545
00:21:50,300 --> 00:21:52,830
So you don't have any questions?
546
00:21:52,116 --> 00:21:54,400
Yeah. Why am I going out with Brooke?
547
00:21:54,433 --> 00:21:56,330
[DOORBELL RINGS] Oh. How do I look?
548
00:21:56,660 --> 00:21:57,830
Oh. Great. Here you go.
549
00:21:57,116 --> 00:21:58,350
Here you go. Thank you.
550
00:22:01,166 --> 00:22:02,400
MAXWELL: Oh...
551
00:22:05,150 --> 00:22:06,216
Wow.
552
00:22:07,300 --> 00:22:08,416
Hi, Brighton.
553
00:22:08,450 --> 00:22:09,483
Wow.
554
00:22:11,133 --> 00:22:13,160
Are you ready to go, Brighton?
555
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:14,183
Just one second.
556
00:22:14,216 --> 00:22:16,150
Dad, can we have that talk?
557
00:22:17,150 --> 00:22:19,333
Go on, son. You'll be just fine.
558
00:22:19,366 --> 00:22:20,466
See? You did the right thing,
559
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,466
and God smiled on you.
560
00:22:24,330 --> 00:22:25,333
God, Maybelline,
561
00:22:25,366 --> 00:22:27,416
and half a box of Kleenex.
562
00:22:28,333 --> 00:22:29,450
[CLICKS]
563
00:22:29,483 --> 00:22:31,830
Thanks, Fran.
564
00:22:31,450 --> 00:22:32,450
Fran, how do I look?
565
00:22:32,483 --> 00:22:34,300
Ravishing, as always.
566
00:22:34,333 --> 00:22:36,200
Oh, good, because I'm going to pick up Gracie
567
00:22:36,233 --> 00:22:37,383
from ballet class.
568
00:22:37,416 --> 00:22:40,100
Oh, her teacher is so gorgeous.
569
00:22:40,133 --> 00:22:43,150
I don't know who's cuter, him or his roommate, Chuck.
570
00:22:44,466 --> 00:22:46,183
Chuck, huh?
571
00:22:46,216 --> 00:22:50,316
Honey, it's time we had that little talk.
572
00:22:50,350 --> 00:22:53,300
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
573
00:22:53,333 --> 00:22:54,366
Huh?
574
00:22:57,830 --> 00:22:58,116
Oh.
575
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:00,333
[WHISPERS]
576
00:23:00,366 --> 00:23:02,160
Oh!
577
00:23:03,383 --> 00:23:05,400
[CHUCKLES] Oh. Oh.
578
00:23:07,416 --> 00:23:09,416
Get ready.
579
00:23:09,450 --> 00:23:12,166
[INSTRUMENTAL "I WILL SURVIVE" PLAYING]
580
00:23:13,300 --> 00:23:14,450
[ALL CLAP]
581
00:23:15,350 --> 00:23:16,400
[CLAP]
582
00:23:17,300 --> 00:23:18,316
[CLAP]
583
00:23:18,350 --> 00:23:19,383
Yeah.
584
00:23:19,416 --> 00:23:20,483
[CLAP]
585
00:23:21,300 --> 00:23:22,400
[DOUBLE CLAP]
586
00:23:23,383 --> 00:23:24,466
[DOUBLE CLAP]
587
00:23:28,283 --> 00:23:30,660
ALL: Hoo, hoo.
588
00:23:30,316 --> 00:23:31,483
Hoo, hoo.
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