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I'm so excited we're gonna get to meet
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Mr. Sheffield's nanny.
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He must've been so cute as a baby
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in his little pram
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with his little silver pacifier
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and his little three-piece diaper.
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Oh, yes. He was a little stinker.
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I remember his first word--
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"Niles!"
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Oh...
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MAXWELL: Niles!
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We're gonna have to work on his vocabulary.
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Ah, Niles, there you are. I want you standing by.
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Standing by what, sir?
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Me.
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I want everything perfect for Nanny.
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All right, girls,
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let's see your curtsies.
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No, no, no. Back straight.
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I'm getting the feeling he's done that before.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Niles, that's the doorbell.
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Oh, sir, I would be lost without you.
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Nanny Mueller.
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Oh, Maxwell,mein Liebchen.
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Look how handsome you've become.
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You're the image of your father at that age.
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He had a head of hair just like yours,
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and then, one day... pfft. Kojak.
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Nanny, you look wonderful.
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I'd like you to meet--
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No. Not another word.
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I feel as if I know them.
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You must be Margaret.
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No, I'm Grace.
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Well, if somebody sent me a snapshot once in a while,
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maybe I would know them.
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I'm Maggie, Nanny Mueller.
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Well, button up, dear.
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If Victoria can keep her secret, so can you.
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And, Brighton.
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You call this a handshake?
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What are you, a man or a fish?
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Actually, I'm a Pisces.
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You, young man...
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I will be watching.
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Otherwise, Maxwell, I'm impressed.
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You obviously found yourself
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a proper nanny to rear the children.
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Brighton, what'd you put down the toilet?
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It's all stuffed up.
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Oh, you're here already? Hello.
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Who is this person, the plumber?
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Nanny Mueller,
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I'd like you to meet Fran Fine,
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the nanny.
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Oh.
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Charmed. Nice to meet you.
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Niles, take the woman's coat.
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She's got a sweat moustache.
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Oops. My mistake.
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♪♪ She was working In a bridal shop ♪♪
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♪♪ In Flushing, Queens ♪♪
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♪♪ Till her boyfriend Kicked her out ♪♪
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♪♪ In one Of those crushing scenes ♪♪
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♪♪ What was she to do? Where was she to go? ♪♪
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♪♪ She was out on her fanny ♪♪
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♪♪ So over the bridge From Flushing ♪♪
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♪♪ To the Sheffield's door ♪♪
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♪♪ She was there to sell makeup ♪♪
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♪♪ But the father saw more ♪♪
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♪♪ She had style, she had flair ♪♪
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♪♪ She was there ♪♪
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♪♪ That's how she became The nanny ♪♪
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♪♪ Who would have guessed That the girl we described ♪♪
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♪♪ Was just exactly What the doctor prescribed? ♪♪
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♪♪ Now the father Finds her beguiling ♪♪
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♪♪ Watch out, C.C. ♪♪
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♪♪ And the kids Are actually smiling ♪♪
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♪♪ Such joie de vivre ♪♪
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♪♪ She's the lady in red ♪♪
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♪♪ When everybody else Is wearing tan ♪♪
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♪♪ The flashy girl From Flushing ♪♪
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♪♪ The nanny named Fran ♪♪
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Thank you.
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Well, your home is charming.
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It amazes me
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what you've been able to do, Maxwell.
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And all from putting on your little plays.
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Oh, they're not so little.
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He lost over a million on the last one.
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Tell me, Margaret,
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do you plan to go on the stage?
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Uh, no, I don't think so.
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Well, then we don't need to be made up
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like a showgirl, do we?
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So, Nanny Mueller, how was your passage?
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Well, theQE2 is always splendid,
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but the food has fallen off a bit.
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Go eat on a boat.
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I took the kids on the Staten Island ferry.
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I swear, half a hot dog, and we're pulling whiskers out of our teeth.
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Sausage, anyone?
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Miss, um, Fine, is it? Yes.
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Which agency exactly was it that arranged
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for your position here?
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Oh, I didn't come through an agency.
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Mr. Sheffield hired me right off the street.
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It's not like it sounds.
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I tried her out for the weekend first.
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So, Nanny Mueller,
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how long you planning on staying? A week?
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Or so.
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It's the "or so" I'm worried about.
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Miss Fine, you know, in my day,
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the nanny always sat in the kitchen
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with the rest of the staff.
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Well, those days are over.
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You just sit right here with us.
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Make yourself at home.
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I see you have, at the tableund
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Here in America, we're a little less formal.
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When in Rome,Fraulein.
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Well, I think I had just about enough.
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I'll show her to her room.
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Guten Abend. Good night.
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Good night. Sleep tight.
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Nice meeting you.
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She hates my guts.
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Oh, I wouldn't say that.
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No, it's just that you--
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Well, you are somewhat of an acquired taste...
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like sushi.
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Sushi.
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Leave it to the Japanese
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to invent a restaurant where you don't have to cook.
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And we wonder why we're behind.
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You're looking very fit, Nilesy.
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Oh, Clara.
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Then you do remember me.
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How could I forget you...
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the butler's son?
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A callow youth just beginning in service.
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And you, the experienced older woman.
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Ha, ha, ha! I was all of 22...
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Okay, 32.
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And yet I learned so much from you.
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Let's review.
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A little fluff, a little tease,
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and you'll look just like...
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my mother.
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I was hoping for Michelle Pfeiffer.
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Yeah. So was my mother.
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Brighton, you lost all your checkers.
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You always lose everything.
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Not everything. I'm still stuck with you.
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Oh, shut up, Brighton. You shut up.
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Shut up, Brighton! Will you both shut up?
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Here. Use the cookies.
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That way, you can eat your winnings.
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But all the pieces are black.
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All right, here. Now they're not.
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Now, what color polish for your nails, Miss Pfeiffer?
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[IMITATING NANNY MUELLER] Little girls should not
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paint ze face or ze fingers. Ve do not want to--
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Oh, hello, Nanny Mueller!
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Well, aren't we the regular Hogan Hero?
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He's great with impressions.
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He does me too. Do me. Do me.
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Oy.
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We do not do our hair in the kitchen,
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und on the counter.
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We are not a teapot.
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Sometimes I am.
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♪♪ This is my handle ♪♪
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♪♪ This is my spout ♪♪♪♪
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It's an American thing.
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Brighton, are you eating sweets between meals?
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I had to. I jumped her.
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Miss Fine, you allow this?
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I don't make the rules.
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If he jumped her, he jumped her.
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Proper children don't play with their food.
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Then I'd better go get the Tater Tots out of my toy box.
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He reminds me of his father at this age.
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We sent him away to boarding school.
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Knocked that smart-aleck streak right out of him.
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FRAN: Ugh. Boarding school.
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Poor Mr. Sheffield.
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I couldn't make it through one night of sleepaway camp.
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I mean, what kind of a sadist
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puts a bunch of kids into a tent
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after feeding them franks and beans?
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The bears didn't know what hit 'em.
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All right. Fine. Goodbye.
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My mother will not listen to reason.
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She's taking a trip to the Orient,
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and every time she travels alone,
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she picks up some gigolo who spends all of her money.
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I can see why you're concerned.
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Darn right. It's my inheritance.
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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Excuse me. Hello?
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Yeah. Just a moment. C.C.?
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Is it my mother, B.B.?
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Sister.
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D.D.!
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They save a fortune in engraving.
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Mm-hm. Uh, Mr. Sheffield, you got a minute?
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I really want to talk to you about your Nanny Mueller.
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Is there a problem? Well, it's just that
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it gets a little confusing for the kids
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when I say one thing and she says another.
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Such as?
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You know, I say "tomayto," she says "tomahto."
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I say potato, she says--
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Miss Fine.
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Well, since you asked,
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Maggie is upset because Nanny Mueller
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took away all her makeup, which kind of upsets me,
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because most of it was mine.
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Well, she is only 14.
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And every time Brighton cracks a joke,
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she's sending him off to boarding school,
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which, if you ask me, at his age,
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could screw any kid up for life.
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I was sent away to Eton at precisely his age.
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Uh-huh.
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Miss Fine, considering your limited experience in this field,
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maybe you should take advantage of this visit.
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Pick up a few tips from an old pro.
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Well, who is she, Arnold Palmer?
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She happens to be a highly trained,
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highly skilled professional nanny,
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and has been for the last 40 years.
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Well, meanwhile,
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she's scaring Gracie to death
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with those stories about that fat bear
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that can't even get through the doorway
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every time he has a decent meal.
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Are you talking about Winnie The Pooh?
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Yeah. Him.
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And who in his right mind
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would call a boy "Winnie," let alone "the Pooh"?
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Most children love those stories.
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Far be it for me to pooh-pooh the Pooh,
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but in case you haven't noticed,
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Gracie is not most children.
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She likes a good thriller.
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We're right in the middle ofThe Firm.
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What's the matter, Nanny Fine?
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Nanny Mueller giving you a run for your money?
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You got a piece of parsley
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right over there.
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For heaven's sake.
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I think Nanny Mueller is marvelous.
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She reminds me of my nanny. Bobo.
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Bobo?
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Oy. Were all you bluebloods raised by nannies?
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What were your parents doing?
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I don't really know. I have no idea.
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Knock-knock.
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I got a surprise for you.
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Children!
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Well, if it isn't the "Von Sapp family."
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I had a sailor suit just like that.
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Parsley's over here now.
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Fran, I can't go outside in this.
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Somebody'll kick my butt.
270
00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:10,333
Sweetheart, I'd kick your butt.
271
00:11:10,366 --> 00:11:11,433
Excuse me.
272
00:11:19,383 --> 00:11:21,830
I mean, who does she think she is,
273
00:11:21,116 --> 00:11:23,830
criticizing my kids?
274
00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:24,483
They're happy, normal kids.
275
00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:27,366
Gracie, stop staring up at the sun.
276
00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:32,100
Do you know, last night, I found Eduardo in bed with my sister?
277
00:11:32,133 --> 00:11:34,250
Twenty years I've given that man.
278
00:11:34,283 --> 00:11:36,333
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
279
00:11:36,366 --> 00:11:38,266
Lupe, Lupe, Lupe.
280
00:11:38,300 --> 00:11:40,500
We dealt with your problems last week.
281
00:11:40,830 --> 00:11:42,166
Can I get a little support here?
282
00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,400
Meanwhile, that Mueller's got those kids dressed
283
00:11:46,433 --> 00:11:48,316
like Huey, Louie, and Dewey.
284
00:11:48,350 --> 00:11:51,250
And she's got the nerve to want me to wear a uniform.
285
00:11:51,283 --> 00:11:53,366
Like I'd be caught dead in one of those.
286
00:11:54,433 --> 00:11:57,100
Oh, well...
287
00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:59,660
On you guys, it looks great.
288
00:11:59,100 --> 00:12:01,416
And I guess those hairy legs are a big hit in Europe too.
289
00:12:04,466 --> 00:12:07,350
Francine, don't forget the cardinal rule...
290
00:12:07,383 --> 00:12:10,830
Never come between a man and his nanny.
291
00:12:10,116 --> 00:12:11,233
You won't win.
292
00:12:11,266 --> 00:12:13,150
You're right. You're right.
293
00:12:13,183 --> 00:12:16,160
I seen it happen a hundred times.
294
00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:17,300
She's after your job.
295
00:12:17,333 --> 00:12:18,400
It happened to me.
296
00:12:19,350 --> 00:12:21,466
She flew in on her broomstick and just tried to take over.
297
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,366
Well, I wouldn't put up with it,
298
00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:26,250
and I went straight to Mr. McKenzie and told him so.
299
00:12:26,283 --> 00:12:29,116
But you don't work for the McKenzies.
300
00:12:29,150 --> 00:12:30,316
Exactly.
301
00:12:42,416 --> 00:12:44,233
Since I retired,
302
00:12:44,266 --> 00:12:47,266
I travel the world visiting my children.
303
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:49,483
But I saved the best for last.
304
00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:52,483
No, Nanny Mueller, please.
305
00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:55,383
Do go on.
306
00:12:55,416 --> 00:12:58,160
So Maxwell was always your favorite?
307
00:12:58,500 --> 00:13:00,166
He was my chubby little cherub.
308
00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:02,200
He used to run around the garden
309
00:13:02,233 --> 00:13:04,183
without a stitch of clothing on.
310
00:13:04,216 --> 00:13:05,433
Run! Run! Run!
311
00:13:05,466 --> 00:13:07,660
MAXWELL: Nanny Mueller--
312
00:13:07,100 --> 00:13:08,216
NANNY MUELLER: Oh, you did.
313
00:13:08,250 --> 00:13:10,183
He had the cutest bottom,
314
00:13:10,216 --> 00:13:13,183
like two shiny little cling peaches.
315
00:13:15,433 --> 00:13:19,150
Well, that's more than I've ever wanted to know about Dad.
316
00:13:19,183 --> 00:13:21,166
I am so glad I stayed for dinner.
317
00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:23,166
There's something positively delightful
318
00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:24,266
about this evening.
319
00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:26,266
I can't quite put my finger on it.
320
00:13:26,300 --> 00:13:27,383
Where's Miss Fine?
321
00:13:27,416 --> 00:13:29,150
Oh, that's it.
322
00:13:35,433 --> 00:13:37,166
I'm sorry I'm late...
323
00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:41,000
but it's hell finding white shoes in winter.
324
00:13:41,330 --> 00:13:43,250
The hat was easy. Howard Johnson's.
325
00:13:46,330 --> 00:13:48,330
Children, it's not polite to stare.
326
00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:51,283
Miss Fine, you-- You look like a...
327
00:13:51,316 --> 00:13:52,483
Nanny.
328
00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:54,330
Yes. That's it.
329
00:13:54,660 --> 00:13:56,166
I just didn't put it together.
330
00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:58,383
I don't want to disturb you. I just thought I'd take my dinner,
331
00:13:58,416 --> 00:14:01,233
and eat it in the kitchen, where I belong.
332
00:14:01,266 --> 00:14:03,830
Miss Fine, please, don't be so silly.
333
00:14:03,116 --> 00:14:04,333
Come and join us. No, no.
334
00:14:04,366 --> 00:14:06,483
The kitchen is where a proper nanny eats.
335
00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:08,133
Maggie, shut your mouth.
336
00:14:08,166 --> 00:14:09,366
We are not a Pez dispenser.
337
00:14:13,133 --> 00:14:14,450
Nanny Mueller,
338
00:14:14,483 --> 00:14:18,160
it's amazing what you've done with Miss Fine.
339
00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:19,366
Oh, that's nothing.
340
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:23,233
I had a schnauzer once that gave me more trouble.
341
00:14:23,266 --> 00:14:25,433
Nanny, are you comparing Miss Fine to a dog?
342
00:14:25,466 --> 00:14:27,183
Not at all.
343
00:14:27,216 --> 00:14:29,333
The schnauzer had a pedigree.
344
00:14:32,283 --> 00:14:35,366
Don't mind me. I just need a little salt.
345
00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:37,116
Just a pinch.
346
00:14:37,150 --> 00:14:38,250
I'll leave the shaker...
347
00:14:38,283 --> 00:14:40,283
on the table, with the family,
348
00:14:40,316 --> 00:14:42,500
in the dining room.
349
00:14:42,830 --> 00:14:44,116
Got a little... Mm.
350
00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:51,500
FRAN: ♪♪ In my own little corner ♪♪
351
00:14:51,830 --> 00:14:54,000
♪♪ In my own little chair ♪♪
352
00:14:54,330 --> 00:14:56,660
♪♪ I can be-- ♪♪ Miss Fine.
353
00:14:56,100 --> 00:14:58,200
Yes, Mr. Sheffield, sir?
354
00:14:58,233 --> 00:15:00,200
Take off that uniform.
355
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,383
Ooh, Mr. Sheffield.
356
00:15:02,416 --> 00:15:05,330
Why are you wearing this ridiculous get-up
357
00:15:05,660 --> 00:15:06,433
and acting in this ridiculous way?
358
00:15:06,466 --> 00:15:08,433
I'm just trying to be the proper nanny.
359
00:15:08,466 --> 00:15:10,233
If I wanted a proper nanny,
360
00:15:10,266 --> 00:15:12,330
I never would have hired you.
361
00:15:12,660 --> 00:15:14,333
Thanks. You know what I mean.
362
00:15:14,366 --> 00:15:16,383
You're unconventional.
363
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:19,133
You have no professional training.
364
00:15:19,166 --> 00:15:21,450
And you look ludicrous in that uniform.
365
00:15:21,483 --> 00:15:23,416
When do we get to the good part?
366
00:15:23,450 --> 00:15:27,500
But despite the gaps in your résumé,
367
00:15:27,830 --> 00:15:29,660
the children adore you.
368
00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:31,300
You make them very happy.
369
00:15:31,333 --> 00:15:34,660
You make us all very happy.
370
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,250
I try.
371
00:15:35,283 --> 00:15:38,133
So does that mean my job's not in jeopardy?
372
00:15:38,166 --> 00:15:39,383
No more than usual.
373
00:15:39,416 --> 00:15:43,450
I'm gonna give that Lupe such azetz.
374
00:15:43,483 --> 00:15:45,183
Oh, listen.
375
00:15:45,216 --> 00:15:48,466
Nanny Mueller has turned this household upside-down.
376
00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:51,266
What am I gonna do?
377
00:15:51,300 --> 00:15:54,216
Well, this is just off the top of my head,
378
00:15:54,250 --> 00:15:56,166
but why don't we run this up a flagpole?
379
00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:58,400
Tell her to leave.
380
00:15:58,433 --> 00:16:00,233
I can't just turn her out.
381
00:16:00,266 --> 00:16:03,660
She raised me, for heaven's sakes.
382
00:16:03,100 --> 00:16:05,316
I'd feel so guilty.
383
00:16:05,350 --> 00:16:08,183
Oh, you wouldn't understand.
384
00:16:08,216 --> 00:16:09,416
I wouldn't understand guilt?
385
00:16:09,450 --> 00:16:11,166
My people invented it.
386
00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:12,483
But we made up for it
387
00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:15,216
with the Salk vaccine and Streisand.
388
00:16:15,250 --> 00:16:18,433
Hmm. Well, I suppose you're right.
389
00:16:18,466 --> 00:16:22,500
I should just tell her to go.
390
00:16:22,830 --> 00:16:24,830
Unless...
391
00:16:24,116 --> 00:16:26,316
Do you really think she's that bad?
392
00:16:26,350 --> 00:16:29,350
Did you see The Hand That Rocks The Cradle?
393
00:16:29,383 --> 00:16:31,283
She was the technical advisor.
394
00:16:32,350 --> 00:16:33,400
[MAN LAUGHING]
395
00:16:33,433 --> 00:16:34,433
What's that?
396
00:16:34,466 --> 00:16:36,660
Niles.
397
00:16:36,100 --> 00:16:37,416
[HARSH, HIGH-PITCHED LAUGHTER]
398
00:16:37,450 --> 00:16:39,283
Nanny Mueller.
399
00:16:39,316 --> 00:16:42,216
BOTH: Niles and Nanny Mueller!
400
00:16:42,250 --> 00:16:44,500
Go, go, go!
401
00:16:44,830 --> 00:16:46,830
[LOUDER LAUGHTER]
402
00:16:56,150 --> 00:16:58,433
A little custard pudding, Clara?
403
00:16:58,466 --> 00:17:00,150
Why not?
404
00:17:00,183 --> 00:17:02,283
We've earned it.
405
00:17:02,316 --> 00:17:04,330
Nilesy, oh!
406
00:17:04,660 --> 00:17:05,316
Oh, Clara.
407
00:17:05,350 --> 00:17:07,266
I can't believe it.
408
00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:08,316
Niles.
409
00:17:08,350 --> 00:17:10,160
Now we know what they meant
410
00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:11,250
by "the butler did it."
411
00:17:11,283 --> 00:17:14,160
My Nanny Mueller having-- Having...
412
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:15,283
Pudding.
413
00:17:15,316 --> 00:17:16,483
And with Niles.
414
00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:19,116
Yeah, well, she's a big girl.
415
00:17:19,150 --> 00:17:20,400
I'm sure she's had plenty of pudding
416
00:17:20,433 --> 00:17:22,160
with plenty of people.
417
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:23,416
No, please, I cannot think of her like that.
418
00:17:23,450 --> 00:17:26,416
I know. It's like thinking about your parents having sex.
419
00:17:26,450 --> 00:17:28,660
Thank God mine never did.
420
00:17:36,433 --> 00:17:38,216
Niles, coffee.
421
00:17:38,250 --> 00:17:40,660
Oh, thank you, sir.
422
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:41,416
I could use a cup.
423
00:17:41,450 --> 00:17:44,160
Oh. Sorry.
424
00:17:45,216 --> 00:17:48,183
Oh! Good morning, everyone.
425
00:17:48,216 --> 00:17:50,660
Good morning. Niles.
426
00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:52,330
Nanny Mueller. How did you sleep?
427
00:17:52,660 --> 00:17:54,660
Like a little baby. Und
428
00:17:54,100 --> 00:17:55,133
Quite well.
429
00:17:55,166 --> 00:17:57,266
I think we all slept very well.
430
00:17:57,300 --> 00:17:58,483
Actually, I didn't.
431
00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:01,350
I kept hearing things that go bump in the night.
432
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:06,283
Thank you, Niles.
433
00:18:06,316 --> 00:18:08,330
I'm famished.
434
00:18:08,660 --> 00:18:10,216
The woman is insatiable.
435
00:18:10,250 --> 00:18:14,830
I see you're back at table und
436
00:18:15,830 --> 00:18:16,333
Maxwell.
437
00:18:16,366 --> 00:18:18,433
You might vant a vord with her.
438
00:18:18,466 --> 00:18:21,350
I think he wants a "vord" with you.
439
00:18:21,383 --> 00:18:23,830
Mr. Sheffield.
440
00:18:23,116 --> 00:18:24,316
Maxwell.
441
00:18:24,350 --> 00:18:26,366
Yes. Well, ahem.
442
00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:28,233
Nanny...
443
00:18:28,266 --> 00:18:32,333
your visit has been wonderful, but like all good things--
444
00:18:32,366 --> 00:18:35,200
Oh, yes, Maxwell, I've never been so happy.
445
00:18:35,233 --> 00:18:38,333
Since the day that you fell in the duck pond.
446
00:18:38,366 --> 00:18:40,216
I pull you out,
447
00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:43,416
I breathe life back into your little limp body.
448
00:18:43,450 --> 00:18:45,133
Oh...
449
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:47,166
Now, what do you want to tell me?
450
00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:49,100
Oh. Uh...
451
00:18:49,133 --> 00:18:50,316
Look at the time.
452
00:18:50,350 --> 00:18:53,133
I've got a tennis game. Excuse me.
453
00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:55,233
Oh, Mr. Sheffield.
454
00:18:55,266 --> 00:18:57,183
You forgot your balls.
455
00:19:03,266 --> 00:19:04,333
FRAN: Ahem.
456
00:19:04,366 --> 00:19:05,450
Miss Fine.
457
00:19:05,483 --> 00:19:07,300
That's Nanny Fine.
458
00:19:07,333 --> 00:19:11,830
That is a title that must be earned.
459
00:19:11,116 --> 00:19:14,166
All right, maybe I haven't been a nanny as long as you,
460
00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:17,383
but in case you haven't noticed, Mr. Sheffield is all grown up.
461
00:19:17,416 --> 00:19:20,500
He doesn't need a nanny anymore.
462
00:19:20,830 --> 00:19:23,366
I'm the nanny here now. These are my kids.
463
00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:27,166
And, well, it's time for you to go.
464
00:19:28,416 --> 00:19:30,200
You might think they're your kids,
465
00:19:30,233 --> 00:19:32,133
but they're not.
466
00:19:32,166 --> 00:19:34,133
You'll find out...
467
00:19:34,166 --> 00:19:36,433
if you last as long as I have.
468
00:19:36,466 --> 00:19:41,450
Kids grow up, go on their way, and you go on to another family.
469
00:19:41,483 --> 00:19:43,316
And you love them too,
470
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:45,333
because you can't help it.
471
00:19:45,366 --> 00:19:47,250
And on and on and--
472
00:19:47,283 --> 00:19:48,483
Till one day,
473
00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:53,316
you find yourself with a lifetime of love to give,
474
00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:56,660
und
475
00:19:56,100 --> 00:19:59,200
Oh, Nanny Mueller.
476
00:19:59,233 --> 00:20:00,433
MAXWELL: Nanny?
477
00:20:00,466 --> 00:20:02,400
Nanny Mueller.
478
00:20:02,433 --> 00:20:04,100
Maxwell?
479
00:20:04,133 --> 00:20:07,466
Clara, as you can see, I'm all grown up now.
480
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,333
My children have a nanny,
481
00:20:09,366 --> 00:20:11,300
and I think it's time for you to go.
482
00:20:11,333 --> 00:20:14,350
Don't you dare talk to your nanny like that!
483
00:20:14,383 --> 00:20:16,366
What? Apologize.
484
00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:19,366
But-- But-- You heard me. Apologize! Sir.
485
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:21,233
Uh, I'm...
486
00:20:21,266 --> 00:20:23,660
I'm sorry, nanny.
487
00:20:25,660 --> 00:20:26,483
I forgive you, Maxwell.
488
00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:29,283
Nanny knows you've been under a lot of strain.
489
00:20:30,266 --> 00:20:31,450
Yes.
490
00:20:31,483 --> 00:20:33,433
Yes. A lot of strain.
491
00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:37,333
I-- That's it. I've been under a lot of strain.
492
00:20:37,366 --> 00:20:38,466
Kids.
493
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,483
We nannies have got to stick together.
494
00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:42,300
We're like sisters.
495
00:20:42,333 --> 00:20:44,133
Then...
496
00:20:44,166 --> 00:20:45,366
I can stay?
497
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:46,433
Oh!
498
00:20:46,466 --> 00:20:49,100
Not on your life.
499
00:20:54,483 --> 00:20:56,383
Goodbye, children.
500
00:20:56,416 --> 00:20:59,160
Oh, take good care of your father.
501
00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:00,183
Okay.
502
00:21:00,216 --> 00:21:01,416
[STRAINING] Okay!
503
00:21:03,660 --> 00:21:04,350
Maxwell.
504
00:21:06,350 --> 00:21:08,333
Goodbye, nanny.
505
00:21:08,366 --> 00:21:10,366
Oh. Oh...
506
00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:14,333
Goodbye, Niles.
507
00:21:14,366 --> 00:21:16,200
It's been a pleasure having you.
508
00:21:17,433 --> 00:21:20,216
Children, see if you can find Miss Fine, will you?
509
00:21:20,250 --> 00:21:23,330
Here I am, here I am.
510
00:21:23,660 --> 00:21:25,316
You think I'd let her go without saying goodbye?
511
00:21:26,483 --> 00:21:29,183
What've you done to your uniform?
512
00:21:29,216 --> 00:21:30,333
You like?
513
00:21:30,366 --> 00:21:32,383
I love!Wunderbar!
514
00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:35,333
You make one for me in my size. Six.
515
00:21:35,366 --> 00:21:37,333
Okay, 12.
516
00:21:37,366 --> 00:21:40,100
All your bags are in the car, Nanny Mueller.
517
00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:42,000
We'll just swing 'round and pick up mother,
518
00:21:42,330 --> 00:21:43,250
and then the two of you will be off.
519
00:21:43,283 --> 00:21:44,450
Oh, I'm so excited.
520
00:21:44,483 --> 00:21:46,450
I always wanted to see Japan.
521
00:21:46,483 --> 00:21:49,333
And I have you to thank for that, Miss--
522
00:21:49,366 --> 00:21:51,330
Nanny Fine.
523
00:21:51,660 --> 00:21:53,283
Aw. Well, you just have a good time,
524
00:21:53,316 --> 00:21:55,200
and watch out for those gigolos.
525
00:21:55,233 --> 00:21:57,283
Or maybe they should watch out for you.
526
00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,660
Oh!
527
00:21:59,100 --> 00:22:02,100
I take good care of my little C.C.'s mummy.
528
00:22:02,133 --> 00:22:04,660
I love you, Nanny Mueller.
529
00:22:04,100 --> 00:22:06,100
Oh, come now.
530
00:22:06,133 --> 00:22:07,333
Come on, sweetheart.
531
00:22:07,366 --> 00:22:09,400
Get up. Get up. Up!
532
00:22:12,166 --> 00:22:13,466
Auf Wiedersehen!
533
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,330
MAXWELL: Bye, Nanny.
534
00:22:15,660 --> 00:22:16,830
Bye. Bye.
535
00:22:16,116 --> 00:22:18,150
Bye, Nanny Mueller. [SIGHS]
536
00:22:18,183 --> 00:22:20,330
Wonderful idea of yours,
537
00:22:20,660 --> 00:22:23,000
putting Nanny Mueller together with C.C.'s mother.
538
00:22:23,330 --> 00:22:25,000
Look, I want Nanny Mueller to have a life,
539
00:22:25,330 --> 00:22:26,233
just not mine.
540
00:22:26,266 --> 00:22:27,466
Let me just get out of this uniform.
541
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,266
Oh, no rush.
542
00:22:29,300 --> 00:22:31,416
Oh, Mr. Sheffield...
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