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Voilà.
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Hurry up, kids, the limo's waiting!
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I love saying that.
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And I love hearing it.
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[DOORBELL CHIMES]
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Oh. Oh, I'll get it. You finish.
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I have finished.
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Mmm... Look again.
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Good morning, Miss Babcock.
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Come in. Make yourself comfortable.
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I see you have.
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You don't know.
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Between the boss and the kids, who's got time to dress?
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Mr. Sheffield, Miss Babcock's here!
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Miss Fine, please.
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They've already freed Willy.
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Oh, don't you girls look gorgeous.
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We wear these same uniforms every day.
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Trust me. Men dream about these outfits.
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Come on, Brighton. You're gonna miss the limo.
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Is it the stretch or the town car?
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Oh, what do you care? Just be grateful.
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Your father had to walk 10 miles in the snow
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to get to his limo.
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Good morning, everyone.
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Oh, boy, don't you look handsome.
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Well, thank you.
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Oh, wait a minute. You got a littleschmutz.
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Did she just spit on that tissue
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and rub it on his face?
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I brushed.
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Okay, off you go. Good luck on your math test.
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What's 6 times 12?
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72.
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Yeah, that sounds right.
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Does my hair look okay?
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You're beautiful, but let's save this
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for when you need a facelift.
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There... that's much softer.
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Very pretty.
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Oh, and my headache's gone.
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And you have fun in school today, Gracie.
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How can I when the polar ice caps are melting?
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Oh, don't worry about it.
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I put a snorkel in your lunch box.
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Now, everyone say goodbye to Daddy. Goodbye.
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Daddy? Did I miss the wedding?
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That twitch becomes you. Is it new?
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Oh. [CLEARS THROAT]
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Let me fix your tie. [DOOR CLOSES]
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What, no good? I was trying a Double Windsor.
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Churchill wore one, you know.
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Hmm, he must have been hiding a goiter.
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Does Donna Reed ever give it a rest?
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Excuse me.
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I have some pies I need to cool
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on the windowsill.
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[HUMMING THEME FROM THE DONNA REED SHOW]
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Well, Nanny Fine has certainly made herself at home.
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Yes, yes. She's proving to be an absolute treasure.
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How lucky for us all that you dug her up.
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I just hope the children aren't getting too attached.
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She is the nanny, C.C. That's kind of the point.
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Yes, but lately I feel like I haven't spent any time
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with you and the children.
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C.C., you've never spent any time with me and the children.
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Why dwell in the past?
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Well, tomorrow is Miss Fine's day off.
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We could go to the zoo.
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[SCOFFS] The zoo?
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How marvelous!
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We'll be like one big, happy family, you and me.
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And the children. Oh, of course. That goes without saying.
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C.C., this is a side of you that's rather unexpected.
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Maxwell, I adore children.
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It's a natural thing, a female thing.
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I hear some females eat their young.
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♪♪ She was working In a bridal shop ♪♪
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♪♪ In Flushing, Queens ♪♪
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♪♪ Till her boyfriend Kicked her out ♪♪
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♪♪ In one Of those crushing scenes ♪♪
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♪♪ What was she to do? Where was she to go? ♪♪
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♪♪ She was out on her fanny ♪♪
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♪♪ So over the bridge From Flushing ♪♪
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♪♪ To the Sheffields' door ♪♪
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♪♪ She was there to sell makeup ♪♪
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♪♪ But the father saw more ♪♪
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♪♪ She had style, she had flair She was there ♪♪
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♪♪ That's how she became The nanny ♪♪
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♪♪ Who would have guessed That the girl we described ♪♪
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♪♪ Was just exactly What the doctor prescribed? ♪♪
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♪♪ Now the father Finds her beguiling ♪♪
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♪♪ Watch out, C.C. ♪♪
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♪♪ And the kids Are actually smiling ♪♪
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♪♪ Such joie de vivre ♪♪
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♪♪ She's the lady in red ♪♪
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♪♪ When everybody else IS wearing tan ♪♪
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♪♪ The flashy girl From Flushing ♪♪
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♪♪ The nanny named Fran ♪♪
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I don't want to go to the zoo.
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I had nightmares about fangs and claws and snarling.
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Gracie, they keep the animals in cages.
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She's talking about C.C.
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Oh, come on. Stop being such a big, fat baby.
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You got a toothache. You go to a dentist.
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I don't have a toothache, just slept on it wrong.
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Who sleeps on a tooth?
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Unless you're waiting for a fairy.
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Now, open up. Let me take a look.
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Miss Fine, it's my mouth,
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and I reserve the right to keep it shut...
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an option you might consider from time to time.
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All right, but what are you gonna do
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when all your teeth fall out?
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I assume I'll be masticating for him.
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I hope you get time and a half for that one.
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[DOORBELL CHIMES]
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Mm! Why is this water so blasted cold?
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It's the polar ice caps!
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[SCREAMS]
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Now you see what happens when you neglect dental hygiene?
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Miss Fine, isn't this your day off?
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Do you have to go?
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Well, I'd much rather be with you, angel,
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but I gotta be bridesmaid
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to my second cousin, once removed.
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And believe me, she was removed for a reason.
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Miss Babcock, I presume.
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Good morning, children. Good morning, Maxwell.
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C.C., don't you look smashing.
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Banana Republic?
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Abercrombie & Fitch, dear.
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All right, so you paid double.
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Well, then, we're off to the zoo.
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One second, Maxwell.
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You have some crumbs.
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Ow!
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What? I did it just like she did.
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That's it. No zoo for you.
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You're going to see a dentist.
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Oh, I remember a customer in the bridal shop.
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She had a toothache, turned into an abscess,
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the infection got into the bloodstream,
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by the end of the honeymoon, they buried her.
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Who's got the butter?
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I'm fine!
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Besides, dentists don't work on Saturdays.
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Oh, yeah? Well, I got an Uncle Myron. How did I know?
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Don't laugh. He's built an entire practice on availability alone.
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Miss Fine, the children were counting on going to the zoo.
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Well, Miss Babcock can still take them.
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This is just how my nightmare started.
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[DOOR OPENS]
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BRIGHTON: Oh, yeah. Remind me to do that anytime soon.
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Just shut up, Brighton!
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There, you're home. Are you happy?
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Niles, get me anything, and make it a double.
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Well, look who's out of Africa.
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I take it the natives were restless.
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Oh, no. We had a marvelous time.
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I think the highlight was when Brighton threw up in my helmet.
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Oh, and it's so tricky getting vomit out of pith.
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Try baking soda.
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Fran told you not to let me have junk food.
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You insisted!
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Who listens to a 10-year-old?
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We didn't even go to the petting zoo.
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Is it my fault your sister had to stop
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at every bathroom?
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She must have a bladder the size of a walnut.
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Fran says it's not small!
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It's just tilted.
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I don't care if it's mounted on a gyroscope.
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All day long, it's, "Fran, Fran, Fran."
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If I hear the F-word one more time...
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Fran enjoys spending time with us.
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[MOCKING] "Fran enjoys spending--"
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Let me tell you something about your beloved nanny.
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She gets paid to spend time with you.
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I did it for nothing.
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That's not true. Fran loves us.
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Gracie!
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By the way, I also threw up in your purse.
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So next week, Chuck E. Cheese?
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Look at me, Ma.
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I look like Pat Boone's mistress.
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God forbid you should outshine the bride.
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Really, is it my fault she's a size 18?
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Did I shove the doughnuts in her mouth?
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No. She was always jealous of you.
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[LAUGHS AND SMOOCHES]
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[SMOOCHES BACK]
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What are you doing?
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Putting polish on my run.
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Ma, you're supposed to use clear.
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That looks like somebody bit you.
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I should be so lucky.
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Zip me up.
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[INHALES]
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Ooh, too tight?
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[GRUNTS]
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Oh, I don't know about these straps, Ma.
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You look like a ham.
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The salesgirl said I look like a dream.
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Maybe Oscar Mayer's.
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She should choke on her commission.
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Oh! It's 6:00.
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Comb your father's hair.
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Morty! We're leaving without you!
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Part it on the right. It stays better in the wind.
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On the left is better. One eye is smaller.
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Be a doll. Get my shoes.
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Okay.
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For crying out loud...
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You know, Ma...
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If you wore leather, your feet wouldn't sweat.
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I should pay top dollar for shoes
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I'm only gonna wear once?
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19.95.
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Oh, they're perfect.
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Ow. They're like rocks.
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Take the hair in to your father before the glue dries.
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Oy, too late!
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Who's that?
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Oh, it's Gracie. Ma, it's Gracie.
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Honey, what are you doing here?
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I was in the neighborhood.
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Isn't she adorable!
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You want a scooter pie?
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That's your first question?
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How did you get here? What's the matter?
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I missed you.
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Aw, well, I missed you too, honey,
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but you're supposed to be at the zoo with C.C.
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Maybe she's allergic, you know.
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Your Uncle Marvin was allergic to peacocks.
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There are no shots for that.
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Ma, I see your lips moving,
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but I have no idea what you're talking about.
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Where's your father? How did you get here?
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I ran away. I took a limo.
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[GASPS]
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I ran away, I took a banana.
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Are you mad at me?
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No, angel, but who runs from Park Avenue to Flushing?
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Honey, you're running in the wrong direction.
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She's running to you.
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Oh, I think that's the sweetest thing I ever heard.
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Now I know the love of a child.
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You could get fired from all this love.
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Why? What did I do?
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She's too emotionally attached to you.
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No, she's not. I'm her nanny.
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Meanwhile, I have a girl who comes twice a week to clean.
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If she left me tomorrow, would I take a limo to Haiti?
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I'm telling you, it's not normal.
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Shh! Keep it up, Ma.
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The kid's dolls are in therapy.
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Darling, you're home. How was the dentist?
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[MUFFLED] Horrible. The man is completely insane!
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You sound like you have a mouth full of cotton.
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[MUFFLED] Oh, right. Oh...
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I had to take this out when I got home.
265
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Uh... Niles.
266
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Oh, goody. Five more of these, and I'll have a sweater.
267
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How's the pain, Maxwell?
268
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Uncle Myron filled me with so much Novocain,
269
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it could bring down an elephant,
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then went on about his grandson Robbie,
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the tap-dancing genius.
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I kept begging for the gas.
273
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How was your day? It has to have been better than mine.
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Oh, the children and I had a marvelous time.
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We're much closer now.
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Yes. She really got Brighton to spill his guts.
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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Here, darling, have another cookie.
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Ma, enough. She's gonna pop.
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Oh, let me spoil her.
281
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At the rate you're going,
282
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this could be my only grandchild.
283
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NILES:Sheffield residence.
284
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Hiya, Niles.
285
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Hello, Miss Fine.
286
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How'd you know it was me?
287
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Just a shot in the dark.
288
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Do me a favor. Put the boss on.
289
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Niles didn't say boo.
290
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They have no idea she's missing.
291
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Here, try the Entenmann's.
292
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Stop forcing food down her throat.
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She's not a goose. We're not making pâté.
294
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MAXWELL: Hello, Miss Fine.
295
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Oh, how are you, Mr. Sheffield? Is everything okay?
296
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Oh, everything's splendid.
297
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C.C. and the children had a marvelous time.
298
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Uh-huh.
299
00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:03,116
Well, let me talk to Gracie.
300
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You want to speak to Gracie?
301
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I'll fetch her. I'll go.
302
00:14:06,283 --> 00:14:09,416
C.C.'s going upstairs to look for you right now.
303
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Well, she won't find me!
304
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That's right.
305
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Frankly, I had my doubts about C.C.,
306
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but it seems she's full of surprises.
307
00:14:17,466 --> 00:14:21,500
Uh-huh, wait. She's a regular box of Cracker Jack.
308
00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:25,283
You know, in a way, she's a good influence on the children.
309
00:14:25,316 --> 00:14:27,150
Well, they can be wild sometimes,
310
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and she's so poised and collected.
311
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She's gone!
312
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What? She's gone!
313
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What do you mean, she's gone? Where the devil is she?
314
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I'm not sure. I'm almost positive she came home with us.
315
00:14:37,233 --> 00:14:40,216
But don't you know? C.C., she was in your care!
316
00:14:40,250 --> 00:14:43,150
Well, she could have sneaked out without my seeing her.
317
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She is very small.
318
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I have to call the police!
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Hi, Daddy.
320
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Grace, get off the phone! I have to call--
321
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Gracie, you're there?
322
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I'll be right there. I'm leaving now.
323
00:14:56,433 --> 00:14:59,200
No, so are we. You'll have to meet us at the wedding.
324
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Go to Leonard's on Astoria Boulevard.
325
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Park in the car wash,
326
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ask for the Mishkin affair. Bye.
327
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[DANCE MUSIC PLAYS]
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L'chayim!
329
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Oh, look.
330
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Gracie, Jeffrey Mishkin's giving you the eye.
331
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Why don't you go have fun, angel.
332
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And don't mention global warming.
333
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[SIGHS]
334
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Chicken! For this, I gave a $50 check.
335
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You should have given them a bond, made them wait.
336
00:15:51,183 --> 00:15:54,330
Oh! Mr. Sheffield, over here!
337
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Who's the park ranger?
338
00:15:58,330 --> 00:15:59,483
That's his business associate.
339
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,133
Uh-huh.
340
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She wishes.
341
00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:06,100
Oh, Mr. Sheffield, hi. You remember my mother.
342
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Mrs. Fine, charmed.
343
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That makes two of us.
344
00:16:10,283 --> 00:16:12,183
I'd like you to meet my husband.
345
00:16:12,216 --> 00:16:14,266
Morty!
346
00:16:14,300 --> 00:16:16,160
Oh, God. It's hereditary.
347
00:16:17,233 --> 00:16:19,660
That's nothing.
348
00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:21,216
On my father's side, they all have webbed toes,
349
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but excellent swimmers.
350
00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:26,660
Sylvia Fine.
351
00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:27,433
C.C. Babcock. How do you do?
352
00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:30,500
Like a fish.
353
00:16:30,830 --> 00:16:31,283
Mm-hmm.
354
00:16:31,316 --> 00:16:32,416
Excuse me.
355
00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:35,830
I have to bring Morty a plate.
356
00:16:35,116 --> 00:16:39,216
No skin, no butter, no sauce.
357
00:16:39,250 --> 00:16:41,400
Ma, Gandhi ate better than that.
358
00:16:41,433 --> 00:16:44,830
Better he should drop dead on me?
359
00:16:44,116 --> 00:16:46,830
Like I'd notice.
360
00:16:49,450 --> 00:16:51,000
Hi, Daddy.
361
00:16:51,330 --> 00:16:52,266
Sweetheart!
362
00:16:52,300 --> 00:16:54,450
Oh, you scared me half to death.
363
00:16:54,483 --> 00:16:56,383
We were worried sick.
364
00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:58,383
You didn't even know she was missing.
365
00:16:58,416 --> 00:17:01,350
Well, I would have been worried sick had I known.
366
00:17:01,383 --> 00:17:04,350
Honey, what happened? Why did you run away?
367
00:17:04,383 --> 00:17:05,450
Well...
368
00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:07,483
Oh, it doesn't matter why.
369
00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:10,316
All that matters is she's okay.
370
00:17:10,350 --> 00:17:14,366
C.C.! You're smothering the child!
371
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:18,660
She won't be happy till she's finished her off.
372
00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:20,350
Gracie, dear, go and get your coat,
373
00:17:20,383 --> 00:17:22,166
and we'll discuss this at home.
374
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:23,383
But I don't want to go home.
375
00:17:23,416 --> 00:17:26,100
After they cut the cake, we're having schnapps.
376
00:17:27,150 --> 00:17:29,100
That sounds delightful!
377
00:17:29,133 --> 00:17:31,383
But you see, today is Miss Fine's day off,
378
00:17:31,416 --> 00:17:34,000
and, well, we wouldn't want to intrude.
379
00:17:34,330 --> 00:17:35,500
[GUESTS CLAPPING]
380
00:17:35,830 --> 00:17:37,830
So, then, it's true.
381
00:17:37,116 --> 00:17:38,433
What's true, angel?
382
00:17:38,466 --> 00:17:42,183
That you only spend time with me because Daddy pays you to.
383
00:17:42,216 --> 00:17:46,166
[GASPS] What kind of a vicious, cold-hearted imbecile
384
00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:48,433
would say something like that?
385
00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:57,330
Well...I meant it in the nicest possible way.
386
00:17:57,660 --> 00:17:58,300
C.C.!
387
00:17:58,333 --> 00:18:00,116
Uh, Sheffield!
388
00:18:00,150 --> 00:18:03,316
Oh, God! Uncle Myron. The nightmare continues.
389
00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:06,250
I want you to meet my grandson Robbie.
390
00:18:06,283 --> 00:18:08,466
Myron, not now. Hit it!
391
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,433
♪♪ Gray skies Are gonna clear up ♪♪
392
00:18:10,466 --> 00:18:13,166
♪♪ Put on a happy face ♪♪ [CONTINUES TO SING]
393
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:15,100
C.C., what on earth possessed you?
394
00:18:15,133 --> 00:18:17,330
Well, they were all ganging up on me.
395
00:18:17,660 --> 00:18:18,400
So you take it out on a 6-year-old.
396
00:18:18,433 --> 00:18:20,160
She started it!
397
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:21,283
Oh, that's very mature.
398
00:18:21,316 --> 00:18:23,200
Well, that's the pot calling the kettle black.
399
00:18:23,233 --> 00:18:24,400
Now, come on, the two of you.
400
00:18:24,433 --> 00:18:26,330
Now, the important thing is... Will you--?
401
00:18:26,660 --> 00:18:27,350
ALL: Shut up!
402
00:18:29,366 --> 00:18:31,160
That was only slightly more painful
403
00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:32,133
than the toothache.
404
00:18:32,166 --> 00:18:33,450
Meanwhile, what about poor little...
405
00:18:33,483 --> 00:18:35,150
Where's Grace?
406
00:18:35,183 --> 00:18:36,283
She was right here.
407
00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:39,350
See? And you both jumped down my throat.
408
00:18:39,383 --> 00:18:41,500
Grace? Gracie!
409
00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:42,366
Looking for something?
410
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:46,350
Yeah. If she's 3'2" and not a Jew...
411
00:18:48,233 --> 00:18:50,216
she's in the powder room
412
00:18:50,250 --> 00:18:52,483
crying her little eyes out.
413
00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:54,150
Oh, I better go talk to her.
414
00:18:54,183 --> 00:18:55,366
No, Miss Fine, she's my daughter.
415
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:57,250
I'll talk to her.
416
00:18:57,283 --> 00:18:59,416
[WOMAN SCREAMS]
417
00:18:59,450 --> 00:19:01,366
Maybe you better talk to her.
418
00:19:04,466 --> 00:19:06,450
Creep!
419
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,150
Gracie?
420
00:19:09,183 --> 00:19:11,333
[TEARFULLY] I'm never coming out.
421
00:19:11,366 --> 00:19:13,350
Oh, honey...
422
00:19:13,383 --> 00:19:16,000
Aren't you getting a little claustrophobic
423
00:19:16,330 --> 00:19:18,416
in that teeny-weeny stall?
424
00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:23,483
Come here, baby.
425
00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:25,483
Oy! One day with my mother,
426
00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:28,660
and you're ready for Jenny Craig.
427
00:19:29,266 --> 00:19:33,283
Honey, I want you to listen to me very carefully, okay?
428
00:19:33,316 --> 00:19:35,160
Okay.
429
00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:37,160
All right. It's true.
430
00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:40,316
I do get paid to take care of you,
431
00:19:40,350 --> 00:19:43,216
but I don't get paid extra for loving you,
432
00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:45,216
and I do!
433
00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:48,160
I love you too.
434
00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:52,500
Ah, let's face it, Grace. I'm no Ivana Trump.
435
00:19:52,830 --> 00:19:54,216
Of course, neither is she, anymore.
436
00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:58,416
I got one lousy Christmas Club account
437
00:19:58,450 --> 00:20:00,183
with maybe 49 cents in it,
438
00:20:00,216 --> 00:20:02,466
so I gotta work for a living.
439
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,830
Lucky for me, I got the best job
440
00:20:05,116 --> 00:20:06,466
in the whole wide world.
441
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,166
I love you.
442
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,350
So you don't just do it for the money?
443
00:20:10,383 --> 00:20:15,416
Believe me, by the time they take out State and Federal and FICA,
444
00:20:15,450 --> 00:20:18,500
it's a labor of love.
445
00:20:19,266 --> 00:20:21,000
Let's see.
446
00:20:21,330 --> 00:20:22,350
What do we look like here?
447
00:20:22,383 --> 00:20:25,216
Oh! Uck! I'm a mess!
448
00:20:25,250 --> 00:20:29,830
What's Jeffrey Mishkin gonna think? I'm all puffy!
449
00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:33,166
Honey, he's gonna think you're gorgeous.
450
00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:35,400
Now you first look like his mother.
451
00:20:38,333 --> 00:20:40,366
Oh, Grace! Are you all right?
452
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:43,116
Through pain comes growth.
453
00:20:43,150 --> 00:20:46,160
What? She's fine.
454
00:20:47,166 --> 00:20:48,233
Thank you.
455
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,500
My pleasure.
456
00:20:50,830 --> 00:20:52,416
Go. Dance with your daughter.
457
00:21:00,233 --> 00:21:03,300
All I wanted to do was have the children like me.
458
00:21:03,333 --> 00:21:08,350
I try so hard to be loving and sensitive and fun.
459
00:21:08,383 --> 00:21:10,150
I can also juggle!
460
00:21:10,183 --> 00:21:12,450
Beat it, you untalented little troll!
461
00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:20,483
You are a regular Mr. Rogers.
462
00:21:21,483 --> 00:21:22,483
Look...
463
00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:24,150
I can understand
464
00:21:24,183 --> 00:21:27,300
that you're incredibly threatened by me.
465
00:21:27,333 --> 00:21:29,283
Yes, even in this dress.
466
00:21:32,330 --> 00:21:33,466
However, it doesn't mean that we can't all
467
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,830
live under one roof.
468
00:21:36,116 --> 00:21:39,233
Oh, that's right, you don't live with us.
469
00:21:39,266 --> 00:21:40,466
Your point?
470
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:45,660
Look, you're a lovely woman, and I wish you well,
471
00:21:45,100 --> 00:21:47,166
but if you ever hurt one of my kids again,
472
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:50,660
they'll be wiping your blue blood off the walls...
473
00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:53,433
and I mean that in the nicest possible way.
474
00:21:56,316 --> 00:21:58,116
Pardon me.
475
00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:01,660
Ma...what are you doing?
476
00:22:01,100 --> 00:22:04,330
Why shouldn't I have a little centerpiece?
477
00:22:07,116 --> 00:22:08,483
But they haven't even cut the cake yet.
478
00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:11,150
You're already taking the flowers?
479
00:22:11,183 --> 00:22:15,216
Well, for my $50, I should get something.
480
00:22:17,660 --> 00:22:20,660
Look, Ma, she's standing on his shoes.
481
00:22:20,100 --> 00:22:22,233
Is that the cutest thing you ever saw?
482
00:22:22,266 --> 00:22:25,433
Adorable. Go cut in.
483
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,383
[♪♪♪♪]
484
00:22:37,150 --> 00:22:40,133
♪♪ Wipe off the gloomy mask of tragedy ♪♪
485
00:22:40,166 --> 00:22:42,233
♪♪ It's not your style ♪♪
486
00:22:42,266 --> 00:22:48,266
♪♪ So put on a happy face ♪♪
487
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:51,366
One more time.
488
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:53,416
[CONTINUES TO SING]
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