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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 -00:00:00,013 --> 00:00:02,058 (Inhales deeply) 2 00:00:02,108 --> 00:00:04,303 (Heavy rain falling) 3 00:00:05,668 --> 00:00:07,659 (Snores) 4 00:00:14,068 --> 00:00:15,103 (Thunder) 5 00:00:22,988 --> 00:00:24,182 (Sighs) 6 00:00:28,108 --> 00:00:29,257 (Sighs) 7 00:00:31,388 --> 00:00:33,538 Why do we put up with this bloody climate? 8 00:00:33,588 --> 00:00:34,816 I mean, look at us. 9 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:36,460 - Gerry can't speak. - Uh? 10 00:00:36,508 --> 00:00:38,305 - Leslie can't hear. - What? 11 00:00:38,348 --> 00:00:41,101 - Margo's got a face like red porridge. - Shut up! 12 00:00:41,148 --> 00:00:43,981 - Mother's looking like an Irish washerwoman. - I am not. 13 00:00:44,028 --> 00:00:46,622 It's August! We need sunshine. 14 00:00:46,668 --> 00:00:47,942 Yes, dear. 15 00:00:47,988 --> 00:00:50,183 I've got a friend, lives in Greece, Corfu. 16 00:00:50,228 --> 00:00:52,662 Says it's wonderful. Why don't we pack up and go? 17 00:00:52,708 --> 00:00:55,620 I can't just go like that. We have a house here. 18 00:00:55,668 --> 00:00:58,387 - We'll sell up. - Don't be ridiculous, Lawrence. 19 00:00:58,428 --> 00:01:00,896 - Gerry needs an education. - No, I'll be fine. 20 00:01:00,948 --> 00:01:03,223 We can't just up and leave. That would be madness. 21 00:01:18,548 --> 00:01:21,540 This is the story of the time I spent on Corfu. 22 00:01:21,588 --> 00:01:25,058 It was originally intended to be a mildly nostalgic account 23 00:01:25,108 --> 00:01:26,826 of the natural history of the island, 24 00:01:26,868 --> 00:01:31,737 but I made the grave mistake of introducing my family, 25 00:01:31,788 --> 00:01:33,779 who proceeded to take over. 26 00:01:33,828 --> 00:01:38,663 It was only with the greatest difficulty and by exercising considerable cunning, 27 00:01:38,708 --> 00:01:43,099 that I managed to retain a small space exclusively for the animals. 28 00:01:52,829 --> 00:01:55,138 - What this? - Grubs. 29 00:01:55,189 --> 00:01:57,180 They're about to turn into beetles. 30 00:01:57,229 --> 00:01:59,789 You can tell by the way their skin's getting darker. 31 00:01:59,829 --> 00:02:02,024 (Dog barks and growls) 32 00:02:02,069 --> 00:02:03,502 - He? - Roger. 33 00:02:03,549 --> 00:02:06,507 - It's important to have a dog. - (Roger barks) 34 00:02:08,149 --> 00:02:09,741 I'm a writer. 35 00:02:09,789 --> 00:02:13,702 That one's very good. Challenges all sorts of received bourgeois crap. 36 00:02:26,189 --> 00:02:27,178 Good. 37 00:02:32,869 --> 00:02:34,780 This, no. 38 00:02:34,829 --> 00:02:36,182 It's bed linen. 39 00:02:36,229 --> 00:02:37,901 Merchandise. Tax. 40 00:02:39,749 --> 00:02:42,104 It's our bed linen! You silly man. 41 00:02:42,149 --> 00:02:46,062 Come away, Mother. Let's put off annoying people as long as possible. 42 00:03:00,149 --> 00:03:02,140 (Bell rings) 43 00:03:03,189 --> 00:03:05,259 Is it a bank holiday? 44 00:03:06,629 --> 00:03:08,108 (Roger barks) 45 00:03:10,829 --> 00:03:12,421 (Yapping) 46 00:03:17,309 --> 00:03:19,903 (All dogs barking) 47 00:03:21,389 --> 00:03:24,381 Not quite the gracious arrival I'd hoped for. 48 00:03:26,869 --> 00:03:28,587 Come on. Ow! Ow! 49 00:03:28,629 --> 00:03:31,018 Why doesn't somebody do something? 50 00:03:31,069 --> 00:03:32,297 Help! 51 00:03:33,309 --> 00:03:35,062 Go away! 52 00:03:35,110 --> 00:03:37,066 Eyes! Eyes! 53 00:03:37,110 --> 00:03:39,624 - (Margo) Get them off! - Gerald, now. 54 00:03:58,070 --> 00:03:59,708 Well, they all seem very nice. 55 00:03:59,750 --> 00:04:03,140 - They wouldn't give me any lavatory paper. - Sh. Not at the table. 56 00:04:03,190 --> 00:04:06,421 You didn't look properly. You've got a little boxful by the pan. 57 00:04:06,470 --> 00:04:08,984 - (Mother) Margo, dear. - What? 58 00:04:09,030 --> 00:04:11,942 The box is for paper that's been used. 59 00:04:11,990 --> 00:04:13,787 The plumbing here can't take it. 60 00:04:13,830 --> 00:04:15,582 (Gasps) 61 00:04:15,630 --> 00:04:17,985 Ugh. No. 62 00:04:18,030 --> 00:04:19,702 I used... 63 00:04:19,750 --> 00:04:21,900 Yes. It is a bit insanitary. 64 00:04:21,950 --> 00:04:25,738 Remind me to look up typhoid in the little book in reception. 65 00:04:25,790 --> 00:04:26,779 (Sobs) 66 00:04:30,390 --> 00:04:32,699 - Very emotional age. - (Door slams) 67 00:04:32,750 --> 00:04:36,220 Might want to send some disinfectant up to her room. 68 00:04:37,070 --> 00:04:38,708 Here they come. 69 00:04:38,750 --> 00:04:40,900 I'm sure I've got typhoid. 70 00:04:40,950 --> 00:04:42,747 I feel all... 71 00:04:42,790 --> 00:04:44,189 - typhoidy. - I'm sorry, 72 00:04:44,230 --> 00:04:47,700 but you've shown us ten houses and none of them has a bathroom. 73 00:04:47,750 --> 00:04:51,823 - Oh, not again. - Bathroom? What for you want a bathroom? 74 00:04:51,870 --> 00:04:53,826 You have the sea. 75 00:04:55,870 --> 00:04:59,579 But this is the cradle of civilisation. They must have bathrooms. 76 00:05:00,830 --> 00:05:03,424 We'll find a place for ourselves. 77 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:04,744 Er... 78 00:05:04,790 --> 00:05:06,348 Oh. Erm, er... 79 00:05:06,390 --> 00:05:07,425 Taxi. 80 00:05:07,470 --> 00:05:09,267 (Taxi drivers clamour) 81 00:05:10,630 --> 00:05:13,019 We don't actually speak Greek. 82 00:05:13,070 --> 00:05:15,265 We do plan to learn. 83 00:05:18,030 --> 00:05:20,021 Ooh. Ow. 84 00:05:20,710 --> 00:05:22,508 Why don't you do something, Larry? 85 00:05:22,551 --> 00:05:24,746 What? They're just being Greek. 86 00:05:30,471 --> 00:05:32,427 (Man) Oi! 87 00:05:35,071 --> 00:05:37,744 You need someone who talks your language? 88 00:05:40,071 --> 00:05:42,062 Thems been worrying youse? 89 00:05:42,111 --> 00:05:43,624 - No, no. - Hey! 90 00:05:43,671 --> 00:05:45,821 (Speaks angrily in Greek) 91 00:05:58,671 --> 00:06:00,627 So, taxi? 92 00:06:00,671 --> 00:06:02,070 Where you wants to go? 93 00:06:02,871 --> 00:06:04,270 Eh? 94 00:06:07,951 --> 00:06:10,624 Know what? English always wants bathrooms. 95 00:06:10,671 --> 00:06:13,026 I got a bathroom in my house. 96 00:06:13,071 --> 00:06:15,062 Eight years I was in Chicago. 97 00:06:15,111 --> 00:06:18,467 Then I say, "Spiro, you has made enough money." So I come back, huh? 98 00:06:18,511 --> 00:06:20,024 I bring this car with me. 99 00:06:20,071 --> 00:06:21,868 Best car on the island. 100 00:06:22,591 --> 00:06:25,059 I tell you no word of a lie. 101 00:06:25,111 --> 00:06:26,829 Keep your eyes on the road. 102 00:06:27,711 --> 00:06:30,544 All English tourists ask for me when they come to the island. 103 00:06:30,591 --> 00:06:32,582 Yeah. You know, erm... 104 00:06:32,631 --> 00:06:34,383 if I wasn't Greek... 105 00:06:34,431 --> 00:06:36,661 yeah, I'd likes to be English. 106 00:06:36,711 --> 00:06:38,702 (Tyres screech) 107 00:06:43,871 --> 00:06:46,510 There. Villa with bathrooms. 108 00:06:56,791 --> 00:07:00,864 It was as though the villa had been standing there waiting for our arrival. 109 00:07:00,911 --> 00:07:02,867 We felt we'd come home. 110 00:07:02,911 --> 00:07:04,424 We'll take it. 111 00:07:05,351 --> 00:07:07,706 (Speaks Greek) 112 00:07:08,711 --> 00:07:10,350 Gerry, could... 113 00:07:12,832 --> 00:07:14,709 Once Spiro had taken charge, 114 00:07:14,752 --> 00:07:18,427 he stuck to us like a burr and became part of the family. 115 00:07:18,472 --> 00:07:20,827 Like a great, brown, ugly angel, 116 00:07:20,872 --> 00:07:23,340 he watched over us tenderly. 117 00:07:23,392 --> 00:07:25,906 Ah, Leslie, hi. Big guy. 118 00:07:27,432 --> 00:07:29,946 Mrs Durrells. You have everything? 119 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:41,704 (Speaks Greek) 120 00:07:43,432 --> 00:07:46,265 - Where are these people's things? - They are merchandise. 121 00:07:46,312 --> 00:07:48,303 We've come to take them. Come on, get thems. 122 00:07:48,352 --> 00:07:52,391 Customs bastards, huh? I know them all. Hey! Why you open it, you son of a bitch? 123 00:07:52,432 --> 00:07:54,423 - It is my duty. - Duty, yeah? 124 00:07:54,472 --> 00:07:56,702 Treating decent foreigners like smugglers, uh? 125 00:07:56,752 --> 00:07:58,743 That's your duty? 126 00:07:58,792 --> 00:08:00,589 The bastards think they own the place. 127 00:08:01,752 --> 00:08:03,151 Come on! 128 00:08:09,472 --> 00:08:12,908 - (Laughter) - But you look like him. You look like him. 129 00:08:14,752 --> 00:08:18,301 Gerry, don't pick your knee. Come on, eat your kounoupidi. 130 00:08:18,352 --> 00:08:20,741 Will you run up to my bedroom and fetch my cigarettes? 131 00:08:20,792 --> 00:08:23,625 - Fetch them yourself. - That's the problem with this family. 132 00:08:23,672 --> 00:08:27,711 - No give or take, no consideration for others. - You don't have much consideration for others. 133 00:08:27,752 --> 00:08:30,710 Mother, you shouldn't have brought us up to be so selfish. 134 00:08:30,752 --> 00:08:32,310 I never did anything of the sort. 135 00:08:32,352 --> 00:08:34,502 We didn't get selfish without some guidance. 136 00:08:34,552 --> 00:08:37,510 Hey. You ought to be careful what you say. 137 00:08:37,552 --> 00:08:41,545 - You don't want to hurt your mother. - Why? She's never done anything for us. 138 00:08:41,592 --> 00:08:45,107 - Don't joke... Don't even joke about it. - He's quite right. 139 00:08:45,152 --> 00:08:49,509 - She's really not much good as a mother. - Don't say that. Don't say that! 140 00:08:49,552 --> 00:08:52,066 Honest to Gods, if I had a mother like you, 141 00:08:52,112 --> 00:08:56,026 I would kiss her feets every morning until I die. 142 00:09:15,833 --> 00:09:17,551 So we were installed in the villa, 143 00:09:17,593 --> 00:09:20,869 and we each settled down and adapted ourselves to our surroundings, 144 00:09:21,873 --> 00:09:23,784 in our respective ways. 145 00:09:29,233 --> 00:09:31,428 To explain some of our more curious behaviour, 146 00:09:31,473 --> 00:09:34,351 I feel that I should state that at the time we were in Corfu, 147 00:09:34,393 --> 00:09:36,384 the family were all quite young. 148 00:09:36,433 --> 00:09:38,822 Apart from Mother, whose age we never knew, 149 00:09:38,873 --> 00:09:42,946 for the simple reason that she could never remember her date of birth. 150 00:09:55,953 --> 00:09:57,147 (Gunshot) 151 00:10:00,793 --> 00:10:02,306 - (Gunshot) - Oh. 152 00:10:11,993 --> 00:10:13,984 (Donkey brays) 153 00:10:21,153 --> 00:10:23,747 Who parked that donkey there? 154 00:10:23,793 --> 00:10:25,829 Why don't you move it if it disturbs you, dear? 155 00:10:25,873 --> 00:10:28,512 Future generations should not be deprived of my work 156 00:10:28,553 --> 00:10:31,545 - because I was outside shooing away donkeys. - Try this. 157 00:10:31,593 --> 00:10:33,231 Bloody hell. What is it? 158 00:10:33,273 --> 00:10:36,663 - Melitzana horiatiki. - Haven't the cornflakes arrived? 159 00:10:36,713 --> 00:10:40,103 Larry, darling, we've come away to try new things. 160 00:10:40,153 --> 00:10:42,109 I found a crab spider. 161 00:10:42,153 --> 00:10:44,110 If you move it to a different coloured leaf, 162 00:10:44,154 --> 00:10:46,622 it changes colour if you wait long enough. 163 00:10:50,074 --> 00:10:52,508 (Sighs) Why's he wearing those boots in this heat? 164 00:10:52,554 --> 00:10:54,545 - Snakes. - (Donkey brays) 165 00:10:54,594 --> 00:10:56,824 - And the jumper? - So we don't lose him. 166 00:10:56,874 --> 00:10:58,466 Look, it's a large family, 167 00:10:58,514 --> 00:11:00,550 - it could do with thinning out. - (Gunshot) 168 00:11:00,594 --> 00:11:02,585 For Christ's sake! 169 00:11:06,154 --> 00:11:07,712 - Mm. - Mm. 170 00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:11,588 - (Gunshot) - Now, is Leslie going to do that all day? 171 00:11:11,634 --> 00:11:15,263 It's his hobby, we all need a hobby. He's not very good at anything else. 172 00:11:15,314 --> 00:11:17,305 Oh, yes, yes, we all need a hobby. 173 00:11:17,354 --> 00:11:19,345 - (Donkey brays) - Shut up! 174 00:11:21,434 --> 00:11:24,028 I'm not sure that sunbathing like that is terribly wise. 175 00:11:24,074 --> 00:11:27,191 That... costume doesn't cover an awful lot. 176 00:11:27,234 --> 00:11:29,225 Don't be so old-fashioned. 177 00:11:29,274 --> 00:11:31,265 You only die once. 178 00:11:32,874 --> 00:11:35,832 You know those black caterpillars I thought were caterpillars? 179 00:11:35,874 --> 00:11:38,991 They're not. They're ladybirds just hatched. 180 00:11:39,034 --> 00:11:41,264 - But they look exactly like caterpillars. - Hm? 181 00:11:41,314 --> 00:11:43,270 Yes! 182 00:11:43,314 --> 00:11:46,511 And the flies I was telling you about, the lacewing flies... 183 00:11:46,554 --> 00:11:49,307 - Yes? - They lay their eggs inside flowers, 184 00:11:49,354 --> 00:11:51,390 so that when... I'll tell you later. 185 00:11:55,594 --> 00:11:57,903 - Where are you going? - Exploring. 186 00:11:57,954 --> 00:11:59,467 Have fun. 187 00:11:59,514 --> 00:12:01,311 Does Mum know? 188 00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:04,073 (Shouts) I'm going exploring! 189 00:12:05,114 --> 00:12:06,103 (Barks) 190 00:12:07,034 --> 00:12:11,664 In those early days of exploration, Roger was the perfect companion for adventure, 191 00:12:11,714 --> 00:12:15,787 affectionate without exuberance, brave without being belligerent, 192 00:12:15,834 --> 00:12:20,066 intelligent and full of good-humoured tolerance for my eccentricities. 193 00:12:38,355 --> 00:12:39,947 Excuse me. 194 00:12:39,995 --> 00:12:41,872 Do you know how to spell beware? 195 00:12:41,915 --> 00:12:43,871 And quiet? 196 00:12:47,115 --> 00:12:48,514 I'll have a guess. 197 00:13:03,675 --> 00:13:05,393 Oh, um... 198 00:13:12,955 --> 00:13:14,946 (Laughs) 199 00:13:17,115 --> 00:13:19,390 (Speaking Greek) 200 00:13:28,795 --> 00:13:30,513 Ah. 201 00:13:30,555 --> 00:13:31,908 (They laugh) 202 00:14:06,635 --> 00:14:08,626 - Thank you. - (Speaks Greek) 203 00:14:36,036 --> 00:14:38,027 Not hatched yet, Roger. 204 00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:15,395 (Buzzes) 205 00:16:07,957 --> 00:16:10,391 (Leslie) All right, but that's it. 206 00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:11,916 No more pets. 207 00:16:13,877 --> 00:16:17,347 - How are my spots, Mother? - Lovely, darling, you're very pretty. 208 00:16:17,397 --> 00:16:19,957 (Leslie) Mm, pretty vain. (Margo) Mummy's boy. 209 00:16:19,997 --> 00:16:21,874 I am not! Am I, Mum? 210 00:16:21,917 --> 00:16:23,714 It's Achilles' favourite. 211 00:16:29,757 --> 00:16:30,746 Gerry. 212 00:16:31,637 --> 00:16:33,992 You can take off your jumper. 213 00:16:37,477 --> 00:16:39,433 He looks like a badly cooked chicken. 214 00:16:39,477 --> 00:16:42,435 Oh, and one of Margo's... 215 00:16:42,477 --> 00:16:45,674 admirers handed this in. 216 00:16:47,797 --> 00:16:49,389 That was there for a reason. 217 00:16:49,437 --> 00:16:52,713 Anyway, your spelling is appalling. You need some sort of education. 218 00:16:52,757 --> 00:16:55,066 - No! No, I don't. - Yes, he must learn to dance. 219 00:16:55,117 --> 00:16:57,677 Or he'll turn into one of those awful tongue-tied hobbledehoys. 220 00:16:57,717 --> 00:16:59,673 He needs a good grounding in literature. 221 00:16:59,717 --> 00:17:02,072 - I recommend Rabelais. - Too old for Gerry, I think. 222 00:17:02,117 --> 00:17:04,677 It's important he gets sex in the right perspective. 223 00:17:04,717 --> 00:17:07,231 You have a mania about sex, you drag it into everything. 224 00:17:07,277 --> 00:17:10,792 A healthy, outdoor life, that's all he needs. Shooting and sailing. 225 00:17:10,837 --> 00:17:12,350 You talk like a bloody bishop. 226 00:17:12,397 --> 00:17:14,911 - You are so opinionated! - Shut up. 227 00:17:14,957 --> 00:17:17,835 Children, stop it. Look, we need someone who will teach Gerry, 228 00:17:17,877 --> 00:17:21,313 - but also encourage his interest in wildlife. - Why? It's just a phase. 229 00:17:21,357 --> 00:17:24,474 - It's been going on since he was two. - Why do you always talk about me 230 00:17:24,517 --> 00:17:27,315 - as though I'm not here? - My friend George is still out here. 231 00:17:27,357 --> 00:17:29,791 - He could try teaching him. - That's a good idea. 232 00:17:29,837 --> 00:17:30,633 (Larry) Mm-hm. 233 00:17:31,597 --> 00:17:32,916 (Sighs) 234 00:17:36,957 --> 00:17:38,390 Um... 235 00:17:39,397 --> 00:17:41,706 (Sighs) 236 00:17:44,717 --> 00:17:46,912 Can you repeat the question? Again. 237 00:17:51,437 --> 00:17:55,670 How long would it take six men to build a wall 238 00:17:55,718 --> 00:17:58,630 if three of them took a week? 239 00:18:00,678 --> 00:18:01,872 Er... 240 00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:08,516 Erm... 241 00:18:17,838 --> 00:18:19,476 All right. Um... 242 00:18:19,518 --> 00:18:21,634 If it took two slugs 243 00:18:21,678 --> 00:18:23,987 a week to eat eight leaves, 244 00:18:24,038 --> 00:18:28,111 how long would it take four slugs to eat the same number? 245 00:18:28,158 --> 00:18:29,796 What kind of slug? 246 00:18:30,518 --> 00:18:31,917 Any kind! 247 00:18:33,398 --> 00:18:35,912 He just doesn't seem to be keen to learn. 248 00:18:35,958 --> 00:18:38,791 Well, of course he isn't, George, he's 12. 249 00:18:38,838 --> 00:18:42,831 And he is living in, what amounts to for him, a large sweet shop. 250 00:18:42,878 --> 00:18:45,392 Mother, is there any clean underwear? 251 00:18:46,118 --> 00:18:47,107 Er... 252 00:18:47,158 --> 00:18:50,673 A little louder, Margo, dear, I'm not sure they got that in Macedonia. 253 00:18:52,518 --> 00:18:55,555 Maybe you ought to close your mouth before an insect flies in. 254 00:18:57,678 --> 00:19:00,909 My, that's quite a blush. We could toast a bun on you. 255 00:19:00,958 --> 00:19:03,950 Ah, b-but... She's, um... terribly striking. 256 00:19:03,998 --> 00:19:08,708 Yes. I should probably have put her in the stout jumper rather than Gerald. 257 00:19:08,758 --> 00:19:13,752 Talking of whom, I think the answer is to play to his strengths, don't you? 258 00:19:13,798 --> 00:19:15,595 Well, I have had a go. 259 00:19:15,638 --> 00:19:19,711 You know, what are six cockatoos times seven cockatoos kind of thing. 260 00:19:20,798 --> 00:19:22,151 42 cockatoos. 261 00:19:23,358 --> 00:19:25,110 Erm... yes. 262 00:19:25,158 --> 00:19:26,910 (Laughs) 263 00:19:26,958 --> 00:19:28,596 Oh. 264 00:19:28,638 --> 00:19:33,314 Well, anyway, erm... let's, erm, loosen the reins a little more, shall we? 265 00:19:33,358 --> 00:19:36,828 And bring him outdoors. Not natural to be inside. 266 00:19:36,878 --> 00:19:38,550 You bastard! 267 00:19:45,159 --> 00:19:46,911 As you can see. 268 00:19:51,839 --> 00:19:53,431 That's good. 269 00:19:53,479 --> 00:19:55,788 And er, let's not forget history. 270 00:19:55,839 --> 00:19:58,512 Er, name Hannibal's elephants as he crossed the Alps. 271 00:19:59,559 --> 00:20:01,311 - Bardi. - Good. 272 00:20:01,359 --> 00:20:02,917 Jespa. 273 00:20:02,959 --> 00:20:04,108 Amito. 274 00:20:05,479 --> 00:20:07,231 Surus. 275 00:20:07,959 --> 00:20:09,711 Domito... 276 00:20:09,759 --> 00:20:11,397 Sextus. 277 00:20:12,039 --> 00:20:13,552 Titus. 278 00:20:13,599 --> 00:20:15,635 The Rose-Beetle Man. 279 00:20:19,959 --> 00:20:22,519 And lessons are over for today. 280 00:20:22,559 --> 00:20:23,992 Apparently. 281 00:20:25,399 --> 00:20:27,959 The Rose-Beetle Man turned up fairly regularly 282 00:20:27,999 --> 00:20:30,194 with some new addition to my menagerie. 283 00:20:30,239 --> 00:20:33,948 A frog perhaps, or a white pigeon with a broken leg. 284 00:20:36,519 --> 00:20:38,510 (Bleating) 285 00:20:41,999 --> 00:20:43,273 Rich Tea? 286 00:20:47,599 --> 00:20:48,588 (Laughs) 287 00:21:00,799 --> 00:21:01,993 Ah. 288 00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:47,431 Mmm. 289 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,479 This is the exciting part. 290 00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:54,670 Hampered by a reluctant pupil, 291 00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:58,474 George strove to make my lessons as entertaining as possible. 292 00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:02,991 So, the French and British fleets were slowly drawing together, 293 00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:05,554 for what was to be the decisive sea battle of the war. 294 00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:07,670 Sea slugs! 295 00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:10,831 I saw these in a book. 296 00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:14,400 Right. When the enemy was sighted, Nelson... 297 00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:15,839 - Ah! - (Laughs) 298 00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:22,316 Right. Nelson was on the bridge... 299 00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:26,435 birdwatching through his telescope... 300 00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:28,554 (Laughs) 301 00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:34,235 ...having been warned of the enemy's approach by a friendly gull. 302 00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:37,352 No. Don't ask me what kind of gull. 303 00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:41,151 Theo. 304 00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:44,715 Come on. He's an eccentric nature-lover like you. 305 00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:47,638 And an expert on practically everything. 306 00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:50,433 Gerald Durrell. Dr Theodore Stephanides. 307 00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:52,516 - Oh, very pleased to meet you. - Oh, and you. 308 00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:53,879 Ooh! I'm sorry. 309 00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:56,150 (Laughs) Interesting. 310 00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:58,236 A sea slug. 311 00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:03,313 # Greensleeves was all my joy 312 00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:05,351 # Greensleeves... 313 00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:08,597 That really is the last pet he's getting. 314 00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:13,590 # Greensleeves was my heart of gold 315 00:23:13,641 --> 00:23:19,591 # And who but my lady Greensleeves # 316 00:23:25,601 --> 00:23:28,195 - That was haunting. - Thank you. 317 00:23:28,241 --> 00:23:30,596 I love it here. 318 00:23:31,321 --> 00:23:33,357 I want to be buried on Corfu. 319 00:23:33,401 --> 00:23:36,199 Can't it wait until tomorrow? It's turned a bit chilly out. 320 00:23:36,241 --> 00:23:38,755 Under the biggest cypress tree in the garden. 321 00:23:38,801 --> 00:23:41,315 You said up behind Yani, the shepherd's house. 322 00:23:41,361 --> 00:23:44,080 Yes. I've been thinking that might be a bit inaccessible. 323 00:23:44,121 --> 00:23:47,318 I don't want the mourners dropping like flies halfway up the hill. 324 00:23:48,961 --> 00:23:51,077 (Larry) Hello, Spiro. (George) Spiro. 325 00:23:51,121 --> 00:23:52,918 You all right? 326 00:23:52,961 --> 00:23:54,599 No. 327 00:23:54,641 --> 00:23:56,518 It's Missy Margo. 328 00:23:58,081 --> 00:23:59,480 What about her? 329 00:23:59,521 --> 00:24:01,034 She... 330 00:24:04,481 --> 00:24:07,359 She has a Turkish boyfriend. 331 00:24:08,321 --> 00:24:11,518 What's wrong with that? Apart from George being about to make his move. 332 00:24:11,561 --> 00:24:13,358 - Bad luck, Georgie. - What's wrong? 333 00:24:13,401 --> 00:24:16,393 It's Missy Margo with a bastard, son of a bitch Turk. 334 00:24:16,441 --> 00:24:18,397 Swimming together. 335 00:24:18,441 --> 00:24:21,160 - Is she pregnant? - (Clatter) 336 00:24:22,161 --> 00:24:24,470 - Excuse me. - I'm sure she'll be fine. 337 00:24:24,521 --> 00:24:26,318 We'll invite him to tea. 338 00:24:27,201 --> 00:24:28,680 Tea? 339 00:24:28,721 --> 00:24:32,111 Gerald, I have a gift for you from Dr Theo. 340 00:24:33,121 --> 00:24:36,158 - Who's he, dear? - He's a friend of George's. 341 00:24:36,201 --> 00:24:38,271 He knows everything. 342 00:25:03,522 --> 00:25:05,797 The only person I had met until now 343 00:25:05,842 --> 00:25:09,357 who seemed to share my enthusiasm for zoology was Theo. 344 00:25:10,522 --> 00:25:14,356 I was extremely flattered that a scientist of considerable repute - 345 00:25:14,402 --> 00:25:16,677 and I could have told this by his beard - 346 00:25:16,722 --> 00:25:20,112 talked to me as though I was as knowledgeable as he. 347 00:25:21,202 --> 00:25:24,274 This is the spider cyclops viridis, 348 00:25:24,322 --> 00:25:27,678 that, erm... that I caught out near Govino the other day. 349 00:25:34,002 --> 00:25:35,720 One eye in the middle of its head! 350 00:25:35,762 --> 00:25:38,640 It's incredible, isn't it? Hence ci-clops. 351 00:25:38,682 --> 00:25:40,001 Cyclops. 352 00:25:40,042 --> 00:25:44,832 Wait. I've got a marvellous book about Greek mythologies somewhere. 353 00:25:46,042 --> 00:25:47,555 Um... 354 00:25:48,602 --> 00:25:50,320 I bought some insects. 355 00:25:52,362 --> 00:25:54,717 I wondered if you knew what they are. 356 00:25:58,122 --> 00:26:00,272 Gerry, I think we are going to get on rather well. 357 00:26:00,322 --> 00:26:02,119 (Laughs) 358 00:26:04,522 --> 00:26:06,478 Oh. Now, that is... Hoo. 359 00:26:07,722 --> 00:26:10,555 These are really hard to catch. 360 00:26:16,442 --> 00:26:18,433 So, now... 361 00:26:20,122 --> 00:26:21,874 Pregnant. 362 00:26:21,922 --> 00:26:24,914 I've been meaning to have a talk about this because it's... 363 00:26:24,962 --> 00:26:26,953 an important subject and very... 364 00:26:28,362 --> 00:26:29,920 beautiful. 365 00:26:29,962 --> 00:26:31,441 And... 366 00:26:31,482 --> 00:26:33,279 quite... 367 00:26:33,322 --> 00:26:34,960 confusing. 368 00:26:35,002 --> 00:26:36,993 And even... 369 00:26:38,202 --> 00:26:39,555 shocking. 370 00:26:39,602 --> 00:26:41,035 What? 371 00:26:41,082 --> 00:26:44,916 I know all about it. I'm always seeing animals mating and giving birth. 372 00:26:44,962 --> 00:26:46,475 Well, it did strike me as strange. 373 00:26:46,522 --> 00:26:49,833 It's like a maternity ward here, I thought you must know what goes on. 374 00:26:49,883 --> 00:26:51,157 - Yes, I do. - Excellent. 375 00:26:51,203 --> 00:26:53,194 - Can I go now? - No, because... 376 00:26:53,243 --> 00:26:56,076 we humans are different from animals. 377 00:26:56,923 --> 00:26:58,322 We... 378 00:27:01,163 --> 00:27:04,075 Er, well, perhaps... we think too much. 379 00:27:04,123 --> 00:27:05,841 And, erm... 380 00:27:05,883 --> 00:27:08,875 And you'll find that sometimes life, 381 00:27:08,923 --> 00:27:10,834 and your life too, 382 00:27:10,883 --> 00:27:13,158 will be painful. 383 00:27:13,203 --> 00:27:14,841 Especially when it comes... 384 00:27:18,123 --> 00:27:19,272 to love. 385 00:27:19,323 --> 00:27:20,676 (Sighs) 386 00:27:20,723 --> 00:27:24,955 Well, look at poor George. He's so upset about Margo, he's gone back to England. 387 00:27:25,003 --> 00:27:27,278 Why didn't he look for someone else here? 388 00:27:29,083 --> 00:27:31,233 Well, because he feels... 389 00:27:31,283 --> 00:27:33,114 hopeless and... 390 00:27:33,163 --> 00:27:36,075 Ionely and... he needs his family... 391 00:27:36,123 --> 00:27:39,433 There's a man looking all smart coming up the path. 392 00:27:40,763 --> 00:27:42,037 God. 393 00:27:42,803 --> 00:27:44,600 Already? 394 00:27:44,643 --> 00:27:46,599 Everyone! He's here. 395 00:27:49,083 --> 00:27:51,756 Margo's told us so much about you. 396 00:28:17,523 --> 00:28:19,673 We love Margo. 397 00:28:19,723 --> 00:28:21,554 Do have a scone. 398 00:28:33,363 --> 00:28:36,276 - You write, I believe. - Yes, I, er... 399 00:28:36,324 --> 00:28:38,440 I always feel I could write superbly if I tried. 400 00:28:38,484 --> 00:28:42,796 Really? Well, it's a gift, isn't it? 401 00:28:42,844 --> 00:28:46,280 He swims very well. Goes out terribly far. 402 00:28:46,324 --> 00:28:48,519 Perhaps he'd like to demonstrate. 403 00:28:50,964 --> 00:28:52,602 I'm a superb swimmer. 404 00:28:52,644 --> 00:28:54,043 I know no fear. 405 00:28:55,044 --> 00:28:59,162 When I ride a horse, I have no fear because I ride superbly. 406 00:29:00,164 --> 00:29:02,200 I can sail a boat in a typhoon. 407 00:29:02,244 --> 00:29:03,802 Without fear. 408 00:29:05,564 --> 00:29:06,679 You see, 409 00:29:06,724 --> 00:29:09,192 I am not a fearful man. 410 00:29:09,244 --> 00:29:11,394 I wish you wouldn't wear so much perfume. 411 00:29:11,444 --> 00:29:13,162 (Dog barks) 412 00:29:17,084 --> 00:29:18,722 (Sobs) It's Achilles. 413 00:29:18,764 --> 00:29:20,482 He's fallen down a well. 414 00:29:21,284 --> 00:29:24,401 - I think he's dead. - Oh. 415 00:29:31,644 --> 00:29:33,600 He's a tortoise. 416 00:29:35,444 --> 00:29:36,593 Ah. 417 00:30:28,965 --> 00:30:30,478 (Speaks Greek) 418 00:30:30,525 --> 00:30:32,117 What are they? 419 00:30:32,165 --> 00:30:33,484 Rose-beetles. 420 00:30:33,525 --> 00:30:34,640 Beautiful. 421 00:30:34,685 --> 00:30:38,234 Sometimes I can see why you prefer creatures to people. 422 00:30:40,245 --> 00:30:42,315 Why are you so interested in them? 423 00:30:42,365 --> 00:30:44,356 They're just like us, aren't they? 424 00:30:44,405 --> 00:30:45,474 Families. 425 00:30:45,525 --> 00:30:47,402 I want to know how they all work. 426 00:30:48,405 --> 00:30:50,202 Imagine if they weren't there. 427 00:30:50,245 --> 00:30:53,555 - Does he have to put them on strings? - It's better than in a box. 428 00:30:54,845 --> 00:30:57,359 Let's buy them all. 429 00:31:00,885 --> 00:31:03,479 For days, the villa was full of rose-beetles, 430 00:31:03,525 --> 00:31:06,437 falling like emeralds into our laps. 431 00:31:06,485 --> 00:31:08,476 (Indistinct chatter) 432 00:31:14,365 --> 00:31:16,640 I've invited one or two people out for a week or so. 433 00:31:16,685 --> 00:31:18,323 - Oh, that will be nice. - Yeah. 434 00:31:18,365 --> 00:31:21,596 It will be good to have some intelligent and stimulating company. 435 00:31:21,645 --> 00:31:26,241 - Oh, I hope they're not too highbrow. - Of course they're not. They are charming. 436 00:31:26,285 --> 00:31:27,684 Like me. 437 00:31:27,725 --> 00:31:30,478 (Man shouting) 438 00:31:44,285 --> 00:31:46,162 Little English lord. 439 00:31:47,005 --> 00:31:50,600 - Why do they think we are lords and ladies? - (Larry) Because we act like it. 440 00:31:50,645 --> 00:31:52,875 Tell the Pension Suisse your friends are coming. 441 00:31:52,925 --> 00:31:54,995 No, no. I invited them to stay with us. 442 00:31:55,045 --> 00:31:57,843 - How can they possibly stay with us? - There's plenty of room. 443 00:31:57,885 --> 00:32:00,080 - If Margo and Les sleep on the balcony. - What? 444 00:32:00,125 --> 00:32:03,322 - That gives you two rooms. - You have to write and put them off. 445 00:32:03,365 --> 00:32:04,798 I can't. They're on their way. 446 00:32:04,845 --> 00:32:09,601 Oh, really, you are so thoughtless. Where are they going to sleep? 447 00:32:10,606 --> 00:32:12,801 (Sighs) We'll move into a bigger villa. 448 00:32:12,846 --> 00:32:14,837 We can't afford it. Are you simple? 449 00:32:14,886 --> 00:32:18,083 It's important to live beyond your means, or banks don't respect you. 450 00:32:18,126 --> 00:32:21,516 - How many people have you really invited? - Eight. 451 00:32:23,166 --> 00:32:24,679 To... twelve. 452 00:32:26,166 --> 00:32:28,600 Well, we are not moving to another villa. 453 00:32:35,406 --> 00:32:37,397 (Speaks Greek) 454 00:32:42,046 --> 00:32:45,038 Mother went about settling us in again. 455 00:32:46,366 --> 00:32:50,279 Our neat little house in Bournemouth seemed several lifetimes away. 456 00:33:05,926 --> 00:33:07,644 Inside of... 457 00:33:07,686 --> 00:33:10,041 Ah, Mrs Durrells. This is Lugaretzia. 458 00:33:10,086 --> 00:33:12,077 She, er, she comes with the house. 459 00:33:12,126 --> 00:33:14,117 (Speaks Greek) 460 00:33:40,206 --> 00:33:41,844 (Moans and sighs) 461 00:33:47,326 --> 00:33:49,317 She has a bad stomach. 462 00:34:01,247 --> 00:34:03,522 - (Larry) Very odd. - Well, I'll just... 463 00:34:13,967 --> 00:34:15,639 Oh. (Sighs) 464 00:34:18,407 --> 00:34:20,125 I'm going to kill her. 465 00:34:20,167 --> 00:34:21,839 Put her out of her misery. 466 00:34:21,887 --> 00:34:25,402 (Mother) Poor woman. She's obviously suffering. (Larry) What's the matter? 467 00:34:25,447 --> 00:34:28,837 - Digestion. She gets these nasty... - Don't tell us. 468 00:34:28,887 --> 00:34:33,483 It's her feet now, apparently. Don't say anything, there's no one else available. 469 00:34:34,607 --> 00:34:36,598 Yummy, yummy. 470 00:34:37,487 --> 00:34:39,637 I told you it was a good idea to move. 471 00:34:42,887 --> 00:34:45,720 The furniture could be a little more sturdy, perhaps. 472 00:35:10,567 --> 00:35:14,162 Did I ever tell you about the last opera we had in Corfu? 473 00:35:14,207 --> 00:35:15,925 Er, no. 474 00:35:16,567 --> 00:35:18,603 (Theo) Oh. 475 00:35:19,167 --> 00:35:24,036 Yes, it was one of those travelling opera companies performing Tosca 476 00:35:24,087 --> 00:35:26,726 with a leading lady who was very, er... 477 00:35:26,767 --> 00:35:28,166 well developed. 478 00:35:28,207 --> 00:35:32,325 Now, in the final act, as you probably know, she throws herself to her death 479 00:35:32,367 --> 00:35:34,358 from the battlements of a castle. 480 00:35:34,407 --> 00:35:35,965 Well, on the first night, 481 00:35:36,007 --> 00:35:39,841 it seems the stagehands had forgotten to put anything for her to land on, 482 00:35:39,887 --> 00:35:42,447 so she fell with a huge crash, 483 00:35:42,487 --> 00:35:45,480 and then proceeded groaning quite loudly, 484 00:35:45,528 --> 00:35:50,397 while her lover was singing about how sad he was that she was dead. 485 00:35:52,128 --> 00:35:54,596 - Oh. - Shall we help him back on? 486 00:35:54,648 --> 00:35:57,242 - No, I think that might put him off. - (Laughs) 487 00:35:57,288 --> 00:36:00,758 The lady was, er, very, very upset, understandably, 488 00:36:00,808 --> 00:36:03,686 so the next night, the stagehands made sure 489 00:36:03,728 --> 00:36:07,687 that they put a huge pile of mattresses for her to land on. 490 00:36:07,728 --> 00:36:11,767 But her landing was now so soft and springy, 491 00:36:11,808 --> 00:36:16,086 that when the whole cast was singing away about her tragic death, 492 00:36:16,128 --> 00:36:19,120 she, the lady in question, reappeared, 493 00:36:19,168 --> 00:36:21,398 two or three times above the battlements. 494 00:36:21,448 --> 00:36:23,757 - Do you make these up? - No. 495 00:36:23,808 --> 00:36:27,005 - Nothing ever goes according to plan in Corfu. - (Car horn) 496 00:36:29,528 --> 00:36:31,120 Larry's friends. 497 00:36:31,168 --> 00:36:33,728 - I think Mother's a bit worried about them. - Why? 498 00:36:33,768 --> 00:36:36,885 (Woman) Not bad, eh? Bleeding enormous. 499 00:36:38,808 --> 00:36:40,799 (Clattering) 500 00:36:51,368 --> 00:36:53,359 A little bit quicker with that. 501 00:36:58,368 --> 00:37:00,006 When is lunch? 502 00:37:00,048 --> 00:37:01,766 (Sighs) 503 00:37:02,768 --> 00:37:04,759 Yes, it won't be long. 504 00:37:06,808 --> 00:37:08,207 Oh! 505 00:37:11,288 --> 00:37:13,404 Look. A tortoise. 506 00:37:13,448 --> 00:37:16,201 - I watched it hatching. - Oh, another tortoise. Splendid. 507 00:37:16,248 --> 00:37:19,445 Please go and find Larry. His friends are driving me mad. 508 00:37:23,448 --> 00:37:24,847 Larry! 509 00:37:30,769 --> 00:37:35,081 After weeks of searching, I - I found the perfect trees covered... 510 00:37:36,089 --> 00:37:38,159 in exquisite blossom. 511 00:37:38,209 --> 00:37:40,200 I started to paint... 512 00:37:41,809 --> 00:37:43,447 a masterpiece. 513 00:37:43,489 --> 00:37:45,844 When I returned the next day... 514 00:37:47,049 --> 00:37:50,724 I found all the blossom had fallen to the ground. 515 00:37:50,769 --> 00:37:54,398 - That's the wind for you. - I swore I'd never paint again. 516 00:37:54,449 --> 00:37:56,121 But slowly... 517 00:37:56,169 --> 00:37:58,637 I am recovering my nerves. 518 00:37:58,689 --> 00:37:59,883 And... 519 00:37:59,929 --> 00:38:02,284 And sometime... 520 00:38:02,329 --> 00:38:04,718 I will start to paint again. 521 00:38:09,849 --> 00:38:10,918 Larry! 522 00:38:13,289 --> 00:38:15,325 Out you go, kid. I'm working. 523 00:38:21,569 --> 00:38:23,560 (Both) Hommm. 524 00:38:24,529 --> 00:38:25,564 Hommm. 525 00:38:25,609 --> 00:38:29,648 Far from being the ordinary, charming people that Larry had promised, 526 00:38:29,689 --> 00:38:33,284 his friends turned out to be the most extraordinary eccentrics. 527 00:38:33,329 --> 00:38:36,639 It was like observing a whole new species. 528 00:38:39,769 --> 00:38:41,168 (Both) Ha, ha. 529 00:39:00,049 --> 00:39:01,482 (Sighs) 530 00:39:09,249 --> 00:39:12,480 (Gerry) Larry's too busy mating with Nancy. 531 00:39:15,849 --> 00:39:17,726 Of course there's going to be a war. 532 00:39:17,769 --> 00:39:21,399 That's what dictators do when they're bored with oppressing their own people. 533 00:39:21,450 --> 00:39:24,567 Is Hitler a dictator? I thought he was a painter. 534 00:39:24,610 --> 00:39:26,521 So he can't be all bad. 535 00:39:26,570 --> 00:39:28,765 - Painter and decorator. - Oh. 536 00:39:28,810 --> 00:39:30,801 Europe is a like a big, fat marrow, 537 00:39:30,850 --> 00:39:33,205 lying in the sun, panting to explode. 538 00:39:33,250 --> 00:39:36,720 Do you bloody poets not make sense on purpose? I mean, what was that? 539 00:39:36,770 --> 00:39:40,080 At least the Italian fascists are spending their money on nice uniforms. 540 00:39:40,130 --> 00:39:42,246 Germany's become a bomb-making factory. 541 00:39:42,290 --> 00:39:46,078 No, that's just to give everybody something to do. It's all about business. 542 00:39:46,130 --> 00:39:48,041 You know nothing. You're Humpty Dumpty. 543 00:39:48,090 --> 00:39:50,081 Ah. Humpty Dumpty. Now thank you. 544 00:39:50,130 --> 00:39:55,409 At last, real poetry. Simple, free of cliches, you could learn from it. 545 00:39:55,450 --> 00:39:57,964 Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall 546 00:39:58,010 --> 00:40:00,524 Humpty Dumpty had a great fall 547 00:40:00,570 --> 00:40:02,845 Now, I mean, that could clearly be about Hitler. 548 00:40:02,890 --> 00:40:05,404 Humpty as Hitler? I don't think that's right. 549 00:40:05,450 --> 00:40:10,205 I think the more accurate analogy there might be some... Hickory Dickory Dock. 550 00:40:10,250 --> 00:40:13,560 - Well, if you're going to do mice... - Come on, Larry. 551 00:40:13,610 --> 00:40:15,999 It's not like you not to have an opinion. 552 00:40:16,050 --> 00:40:17,961 No, it's not. 553 00:40:18,010 --> 00:40:20,205 We're cut off from the world here. 554 00:40:20,250 --> 00:40:24,482 I suppose we've grown rather fond of our glorious isolation. 555 00:40:24,530 --> 00:40:27,602 Actually, Larry thinks the world's cut off from him, 556 00:40:27,650 --> 00:40:30,926 - rather than the other way round. - I do now you mention it. Yes, I do. 557 00:40:30,970 --> 00:40:35,009 Fine. But you may wake up and find there's no England to go back to. 558 00:40:35,050 --> 00:40:37,644 Oh, I'm... I'm sure common sense will prevail. 559 00:40:37,690 --> 00:40:41,080 Why? It never does in this family. 560 00:40:41,130 --> 00:40:44,122 You'll find that Hickory Dickory Dock 561 00:40:44,170 --> 00:40:47,367 is the mouse is going up the clock, that's us being... 562 00:40:47,850 --> 00:40:52,082 - The mouse being England, used to be... - Could you just spit it out? 563 00:40:52,130 --> 00:40:54,405 ...now reduced to little mouse. 564 00:40:55,170 --> 00:40:58,799 Tricking its way up the top and that's us being chased. 565 00:40:58,850 --> 00:41:00,886 (Struggles to breathe) 566 00:41:00,930 --> 00:41:02,761 Oh, God! It's her asthma. 567 00:41:03,770 --> 00:41:06,808 - She's allergic to cats. - That's the only animal we haven't got. 568 00:41:08,091 --> 00:41:10,446 I'll open the windows. 569 00:41:10,491 --> 00:41:13,927 Please, don't - don't open the window. I'm allergic to fresh air. 570 00:41:16,531 --> 00:41:19,091 Could it be bats? I think we've got some of those. 571 00:41:19,131 --> 00:41:20,962 - How could it be bats? - I don't know. 572 00:41:21,011 --> 00:41:23,241 Just breathe. God. 573 00:41:23,291 --> 00:41:25,486 Breathe, breathe, breathe. 574 00:41:25,531 --> 00:41:27,362 Just breathe. 575 00:41:35,251 --> 00:41:37,765 Gerry, you're starting to look like a wild animal. 576 00:41:37,811 --> 00:41:39,449 Thanks. 577 00:41:39,491 --> 00:41:41,447 Have you ever stuffed a bat? 578 00:41:41,491 --> 00:41:42,970 No. 579 00:41:43,011 --> 00:41:45,002 It's harder than it looks. 580 00:41:45,811 --> 00:41:47,802 If this works, I'm going to do Larry. 581 00:41:49,091 --> 00:41:51,400 Isn't it enough just to look at them in the wild? 582 00:41:51,451 --> 00:41:53,760 (Gerry) I like having them around me, 583 00:41:53,811 --> 00:41:55,608 making noises, 584 00:41:55,651 --> 00:41:56,879 smelling. 585 00:41:56,931 --> 00:41:59,047 You're right. It's just like a family. 586 00:42:01,411 --> 00:42:05,006 Did you hear the others talking about what's happening in Germany? 587 00:42:06,731 --> 00:42:08,130 Yes. 588 00:42:12,411 --> 00:42:14,402 (Sighs) It seems so safe here. 589 00:42:24,171 --> 00:42:25,604 (Chirping) 590 00:42:46,291 --> 00:42:49,567 No, barn owl! Barn owl, no! 591 00:42:49,611 --> 00:42:51,329 No! 592 00:42:54,812 --> 00:42:57,246 - (Clears throat) Morning. - Morning. 593 00:43:07,572 --> 00:43:10,530 - What's he doing? - The usual. 594 00:43:10,572 --> 00:43:13,405 He was doing it at 2am this morning with a torch. 595 00:43:13,452 --> 00:43:16,489 He says the day shift is totally unlike the night shift. 596 00:43:16,532 --> 00:43:20,320 Just to warn you, the wild and the woolly are stirring indoors, 597 00:43:20,372 --> 00:43:22,761 and I don't mean Gerry's animals. 598 00:43:22,812 --> 00:43:26,930 Larry, you might encourage your friend Mr Miller to experiment with pyjamas. 599 00:43:26,972 --> 00:43:30,726 Henry sees clothes as the last refuge of the bourgeoisie. 600 00:43:34,892 --> 00:43:37,770 Watch this. Three, two... 601 00:43:43,012 --> 00:43:44,445 - (Dog barks) - (Leslie) Good. 602 00:43:44,492 --> 00:43:48,167 Perhaps it's just as well your father didn't live to see how you all turned out. 603 00:43:49,172 --> 00:43:53,006 How extraordinarily insensitive of you. I think you nagged him to death. 604 00:43:53,052 --> 00:43:55,088 We're actually rather well adjusted. 605 00:43:56,492 --> 00:43:57,891 Well, I am. 606 00:43:57,932 --> 00:43:59,570 Oh. 607 00:43:59,612 --> 00:44:03,491 I think I may have over-celebrated the god of wine last night. 608 00:44:03,532 --> 00:44:04,851 Erm... 609 00:44:05,572 --> 00:44:06,641 Larry. 610 00:44:08,532 --> 00:44:09,806 Don't move. 611 00:44:13,532 --> 00:44:16,251 - Bloody hell! - (Screams) 612 00:44:18,732 --> 00:44:20,927 What are you doing? 613 00:44:20,972 --> 00:44:23,725 It's that boy. Every matchbox in this house is a deathtrap. 614 00:44:23,772 --> 00:44:25,922 Mother, they're coming. Quick, do something! 615 00:44:25,972 --> 00:44:29,567 - How did those scorpions get on the table? - No, no! 616 00:44:29,612 --> 00:44:31,728 - (Margo screams) - Margo, where are they? 617 00:44:31,772 --> 00:44:34,161 - Put the chair down, Leslie. - Hit them with a book. 618 00:44:34,212 --> 00:44:35,964 No! No! 619 00:44:38,252 --> 00:44:40,244 No! 620 00:44:42,373 --> 00:44:43,852 Hit them with a book! 621 00:44:43,893 --> 00:44:46,612 Scorpions won't hurt you unless you're clumsy with them. 622 00:44:46,653 --> 00:44:51,124 They kill people, you idiot. They sting you, it's excruciating, and then you die. 623 00:44:51,173 --> 00:44:53,004 What on earth is going on? 624 00:44:53,053 --> 00:44:54,884 Oh, my God, it's scorpions. 625 00:44:56,333 --> 00:44:58,164 Oh, God. 626 00:44:58,213 --> 00:45:00,522 - Breathe slowly. - Don't have an attack. 627 00:45:00,573 --> 00:45:03,292 I got a nosebleed. It feels like I've got a nosebleed. 628 00:45:03,333 --> 00:45:06,484 - Gerry. (Screams) - (Gerry) Look, it's fine. 629 00:45:06,533 --> 00:45:10,526 No! No, he's out of control. He's driven my friends away. 630 00:45:10,573 --> 00:45:12,848 I know. That's such a shame. 631 00:45:14,413 --> 00:45:16,005 Well, what should I do? 632 00:45:16,053 --> 00:45:19,204 Post him back to England in a big package with his head sticking out? 633 00:45:19,253 --> 00:45:22,051 - Don't be ridiculous. - Don't tell me what to be. 634 00:45:22,093 --> 00:45:23,731 You're my child, not my husband. 635 00:45:23,773 --> 00:45:27,732 You are not driving this... slightly ramshackle vehicle. 636 00:45:27,773 --> 00:45:29,684 You're in the back, being driven. 637 00:45:30,533 --> 00:45:32,683 Eating chocolates. 638 00:45:32,733 --> 00:45:34,689 Well, I think it's about to crash. 639 00:45:34,733 --> 00:45:36,451 Well, we'll see, shall we? 640 00:45:50,733 --> 00:45:52,451 Gerald. 641 00:45:52,493 --> 00:45:53,926 This is Peter. 642 00:45:54,733 --> 00:45:57,293 - Hello, Gerald. - Hello. 643 00:45:59,173 --> 00:46:03,291 All right, thank you, Mrs Durrell. I'm sure Gerald and I will be just fine. 644 00:46:09,173 --> 00:46:11,164 (Sighs) 645 00:46:19,493 --> 00:46:21,484 (Sighs) Right. 646 00:46:23,053 --> 00:46:24,850 Good. 647 00:46:25,893 --> 00:46:27,725 Let me tell you something about me. 648 00:46:27,774 --> 00:46:30,083 I believe in the building blocks of education. 649 00:46:30,134 --> 00:46:34,571 There are no short cuts, there is only repetition, rule learning and hard work. 650 00:46:36,014 --> 00:46:38,892 Let's start with some basic... 651 00:46:38,934 --> 00:46:40,526 mathematics. 652 00:46:47,214 --> 00:46:49,603 Page one, number one. 653 00:47:06,974 --> 00:47:10,250 When you've done that, move on to page 83, work through those. 654 00:47:18,254 --> 00:47:20,245 Hello, I'm Margo. 655 00:47:23,534 --> 00:47:26,446 What a pleasant surprise. 656 00:47:29,974 --> 00:47:33,933 I'd offer to teach you too, only you look like you know everything already. 657 00:47:33,974 --> 00:47:35,487 (Laughs and squeals) 658 00:47:36,854 --> 00:47:38,845 - Can I have a biscuit? - No. 659 00:47:38,894 --> 00:47:42,648 - Do call out if you need anything. - I might just do that. 660 00:47:42,694 --> 00:47:44,047 (Laughs) 661 00:48:00,934 --> 00:48:02,606 I say. 662 00:48:06,974 --> 00:48:09,363 She loves being in the garden. 663 00:48:09,414 --> 00:48:12,008 - Does she? - Mm. 664 00:48:12,054 --> 00:48:13,169 (Gerry) Chatting. 665 00:48:15,575 --> 00:48:17,566 Shall I write a story? 666 00:48:19,015 --> 00:48:20,448 A long story? 667 00:48:26,615 --> 00:48:28,333 Good idea. 668 00:48:30,095 --> 00:48:32,404 "Larry wrestled with the jaguar, 669 00:48:32,455 --> 00:48:34,366 "the animal's incisors... 670 00:48:35,415 --> 00:48:40,648 "inches from the tall, fleshy man's soft, girlish skin. 671 00:48:41,615 --> 00:48:43,810 "Larry glanced over to desperately see 672 00:48:43,855 --> 00:48:49,725 "his brother Gerald having rather more success tackling the massive boa constrictor 673 00:48:49,775 --> 00:48:53,245 "wrapped round his mother's waist like a rope of iron. 674 00:48:54,015 --> 00:48:57,644 "He tore at the creature with a knife, careful not to hurt it. 675 00:48:57,695 --> 00:49:01,893 "Gerald finally sent the constrictor packing, then turned to his older brother, 676 00:49:01,935 --> 00:49:05,132 "who was whimpering with fear, cornered by the jaguar." 677 00:49:05,175 --> 00:49:09,885 Gerry, your stuffed bat smells even worse than everything else, if that were possible. 678 00:49:09,935 --> 00:49:11,926 Please get rid of it. 679 00:49:11,975 --> 00:49:14,694 - Where's Peter? - He set me some work. 680 00:49:14,735 --> 00:49:16,373 I'm working very hard. 681 00:49:17,375 --> 00:49:19,650 I think he might be somewhere with Margo. 682 00:49:29,855 --> 00:49:32,892 You can see that this essentially loamy soil 683 00:49:32,935 --> 00:49:34,493 gives way... 684 00:49:35,695 --> 00:49:39,290 ...gives way further up the scarp, to a more clay strata 685 00:49:39,335 --> 00:49:43,374 - with the characteristic alluvium. - Mm-hm. 686 00:49:48,775 --> 00:49:51,573 There are publications on the subject if you're interested. 687 00:49:51,615 --> 00:49:55,733 Baldwin's Dictionary Of Soil gives all types from A to Z, 688 00:49:55,775 --> 00:49:58,687 and all letters in between. 689 00:50:00,535 --> 00:50:02,447 (Leslie) Oh, Larry. 690 00:50:02,496 --> 00:50:04,373 Oh! 691 00:50:04,416 --> 00:50:06,407 I've grabbed it. I've got it. 692 00:50:11,256 --> 00:50:13,975 (Gerry) They never let me win. 693 00:50:14,016 --> 00:50:16,086 Forward. Forward with the Light Brigade. 694 00:50:16,136 --> 00:50:17,251 Hey! 695 00:50:18,536 --> 00:50:19,855 Oh! 696 00:50:19,896 --> 00:50:23,286 - Does this remind you of Bournemouth? - Not really, Les, no. 697 00:50:24,296 --> 00:50:25,775 (Gerry) Was that a porpoise? 698 00:50:25,816 --> 00:50:28,489 You should buy a costume and come in, Mum. 699 00:50:28,536 --> 00:50:30,731 Ooh, no. Not at my age. 700 00:50:30,776 --> 00:50:34,655 We get all the fun we need from sitting down with a ball of knobbly wool. 701 00:50:34,696 --> 00:50:36,493 Oh, don't be a wimp. 702 00:50:37,616 --> 00:50:39,607 Whoa. Whoa. 703 00:50:50,576 --> 00:50:51,929 (Sighs) 704 00:50:51,976 --> 00:50:54,126 When's Margo coming back? 705 00:50:54,176 --> 00:50:56,371 Dunno. Mother took her shopping. 706 00:50:56,416 --> 00:50:57,769 (Sighs) 707 00:50:57,816 --> 00:50:59,807 How do you spell scimitar? 708 00:51:03,376 --> 00:51:06,971 You don't expect me to read that drivel when you've finished it. 709 00:51:17,096 --> 00:51:21,408 All right. Stop scribbling. By tomorrow I want you to have written out all your tables. 710 00:51:21,456 --> 00:51:22,525 Eight times. 711 00:51:24,616 --> 00:51:27,528 I'll tell Mummy and big bro you won't work. 712 00:51:27,576 --> 00:51:32,445 They'll have you off to that boarding school in Surrey they've no doubt got lined up for you. 713 00:51:36,576 --> 00:51:38,851 - Where's your annoying friend? - Gone. 714 00:51:39,656 --> 00:51:42,454 - You're not still writing that novel? - No. 715 00:51:42,496 --> 00:51:44,566 - Birthday list. - Thank God. 716 00:51:44,616 --> 00:51:47,813 Two obsessive writers in the family, that's all we need. 717 00:51:48,697 --> 00:51:51,257 What do you want, then? 718 00:51:52,497 --> 00:51:54,533 I've done a list for each person. 719 00:51:55,857 --> 00:51:57,848 And here's yours. 720 00:52:00,017 --> 00:52:02,929 - A boat. - I'm not allowed to use the Sea Cow. 721 00:52:02,977 --> 00:52:05,969 - You could make me one. - Do you know how much time that would take? 722 00:52:06,017 --> 00:52:08,008 You know so much about boats. 723 00:52:08,057 --> 00:52:09,456 Oh. 724 00:52:09,497 --> 00:52:10,896 All right. 725 00:52:10,937 --> 00:52:12,973 You should have a birthday party, Gerry. 726 00:52:13,017 --> 00:52:16,612 Small but distinguished gathering, ten people you like best. 727 00:52:16,657 --> 00:52:20,206 - Thank you, Larry. - Pleasure. I'll get Mother to arrange it. 728 00:52:31,977 --> 00:52:36,368 Not only I, but each family member invited ten people to the party. 729 00:52:37,137 --> 00:52:40,049 Unfortunately, we didn't all invite the same ten. 730 00:52:40,097 --> 00:52:43,407 The result was that Mother, on the eve of the party, 731 00:52:43,457 --> 00:52:47,166 suddenly discovered we were going to have not ten guests, but 50. 732 00:52:50,377 --> 00:52:54,893 Larry suggested the puppies be called Widdle and Puke, and the names stuck. 733 00:52:55,817 --> 00:52:57,808 (Sawing) 734 00:53:08,297 --> 00:53:10,527 Hello. 735 00:53:10,577 --> 00:53:11,646 (Laughs) 736 00:53:17,777 --> 00:53:20,371 When we gots married, I asked my wife, 737 00:53:20,417 --> 00:53:22,885 "How many childrens you want?" She says two. 738 00:53:22,937 --> 00:53:24,928 I gives her two, vadoom, vadoom. 739 00:53:24,977 --> 00:53:27,252 Then I gets her sewed up. 740 00:53:27,297 --> 00:53:29,094 Uh? (Laughs) 741 00:53:30,577 --> 00:53:32,568 13 years old, uh? 742 00:53:32,617 --> 00:53:34,608 Who would believe it? 743 00:53:34,657 --> 00:53:36,649 (Sobs) 744 00:53:40,178 --> 00:53:41,497 (Inhales deeply) 745 00:53:41,538 --> 00:53:42,653 Right! 746 00:54:21,458 --> 00:54:22,732 (Music stops, applause) 747 00:55:13,458 --> 00:55:14,686 (Clears throat) 748 00:55:35,059 --> 00:55:36,617 Can we get this over with? 749 00:55:45,739 --> 00:55:48,412 - He doesn't like it. - I do, I love it. 750 00:55:49,499 --> 00:55:52,172 Get it into the water, so we can go back to bed. 751 00:55:52,219 --> 00:55:56,053 - She needs a name before we can launch her. - Jolly Roger. Can I go now? 752 00:55:56,099 --> 00:55:58,090 No. Something more interesting. 753 00:55:58,139 --> 00:55:59,936 Arbuckle? 754 00:56:01,579 --> 00:56:02,728 Bootle. 755 00:56:03,699 --> 00:56:06,293 - The Bumtrinket. - Don't be rude, Larry. 756 00:56:13,459 --> 00:56:16,815 I name this boat the Bootle Bumtrinket. 757 00:56:22,779 --> 00:56:24,656 (Creaking) 758 00:56:29,939 --> 00:56:31,930 Told you the mast was too big. 759 00:56:34,459 --> 00:56:36,450 He'll have to go, of course. 760 00:56:36,499 --> 00:56:37,852 Yeah. 761 00:56:38,899 --> 00:56:40,491 Who? Where? 762 00:56:40,539 --> 00:56:41,688 Peter. 763 00:56:41,739 --> 00:56:44,048 He and Margo are obviously... 764 00:56:44,099 --> 00:56:46,294 becoming too fond of each other. 765 00:56:47,299 --> 00:56:49,210 Look, I hardly want him as a relative, 766 00:56:49,259 --> 00:56:51,614 - but you can't blame them for wanting to... - Yes. 767 00:56:51,659 --> 00:56:54,731 I don't want to hear your current word for it, thank you. 768 00:56:58,139 --> 00:57:00,130 I think it's too short now. 769 00:57:01,579 --> 00:57:03,570 (Inaudible) 770 00:57:17,540 --> 00:57:19,053 (Both sob) 771 00:57:27,540 --> 00:57:29,849 - This is so unfair. - It's so unfair. 772 00:57:29,900 --> 00:57:31,572 I love him. 773 00:57:31,620 --> 00:57:33,451 You love him. I know. 774 00:57:33,500 --> 00:57:35,650 Love is lovely. 775 00:57:35,700 --> 00:57:37,418 But terrible. 776 00:57:37,460 --> 00:57:40,816 (Margo) There's no other work for Peter here on the island. 777 00:57:40,860 --> 00:57:43,294 He'll have to go back to Athens. 778 00:57:43,340 --> 00:57:45,251 I'll shoot him if he tries to come back. 779 00:57:45,300 --> 00:57:47,291 A little bit reactionary, perhaps. 780 00:57:47,340 --> 00:57:49,729 You've got to be firm under these circumstances. 781 00:57:49,780 --> 00:57:52,135 Family honour is at stake. 782 00:57:55,980 --> 00:58:00,019 I put the word out. They'll stop him at the docks if he try to get back in. 783 00:58:00,060 --> 00:58:03,655 (Mother) I have nothing more to say to you, so if I can show you out... 784 00:58:07,980 --> 00:58:09,618 I hate you! 785 00:58:09,660 --> 00:58:11,252 You've destroyed my life. 786 00:58:11,300 --> 00:58:14,098 Margo, darling. I would love you to find someone, 787 00:58:14,140 --> 00:58:15,971 but I fear Peter was not the one. 788 00:58:16,020 --> 00:58:18,898 - What do you know? - I know how to protect my family. 789 00:58:18,940 --> 00:58:21,454 - You do not! - Yes, I do! 790 00:58:22,220 --> 00:58:25,895 I'm staying in my bedroom. I don't want to see anyone. 791 00:58:32,900 --> 00:58:35,539 Somebody's been pinching things from the Sea Cow. 792 00:58:35,580 --> 00:58:38,538 - Not on Corfu. Who? - Fishermen, presumably. 793 00:58:40,460 --> 00:58:42,735 - I'm worried about Margo. - Mmm. 794 00:58:42,780 --> 00:58:44,975 She's been in her room for nearly a week. 795 00:58:45,020 --> 00:58:48,615 - She's never refused food before. - I saw Gerry with a tray. 796 00:58:48,660 --> 00:58:51,538 Well, yes, she takes it from him. 797 00:58:51,580 --> 00:58:53,411 (Sighs) 798 00:58:53,460 --> 00:58:55,371 Perhaps Peter wouldn't have been so bad. 799 00:58:55,420 --> 00:58:57,810 - He was appalling. - Yes, he was, wasn't he? 800 00:58:57,861 --> 00:59:00,694 He's threatened to come back and snatch Margo away. 801 00:59:00,741 --> 00:59:01,730 Apparently. 802 00:59:05,741 --> 00:59:06,730 Aw. 803 00:59:08,581 --> 00:59:10,776 How romantic. 804 00:59:20,141 --> 00:59:21,859 (Gunshot) 805 00:59:21,901 --> 00:59:23,892 (Dogs bark) 806 00:59:25,261 --> 00:59:26,740 What's happening? 807 00:59:26,781 --> 00:59:29,739 Margo's done something silly. Where is she? 808 00:59:29,781 --> 00:59:31,578 Margo! 809 00:59:32,981 --> 00:59:36,018 Thank God. I thought you'd done something terrible to yourself. 810 00:59:36,061 --> 00:59:38,621 - Someone's shot Peter! - What's wrong? 811 00:59:38,661 --> 00:59:40,731 (Larry) Shut up till we know what's happening. 812 00:59:40,781 --> 00:59:42,533 I need to check he's all right. 813 00:59:42,581 --> 00:59:45,857 - (Gerry) Come on. Back in. - Leave him alone, you cowards! 814 00:59:45,901 --> 00:59:47,459 Burglars. 815 00:59:47,501 --> 00:59:49,298 Where? Get the bloody dogs in. 816 00:59:49,341 --> 00:59:52,014 - (Margo moans) - (Larry) Everyone, shut up! 817 00:59:52,061 --> 00:59:55,451 - I need to check if Peter's all right. - What? I wasn't shooting at him! 818 00:59:56,301 --> 00:59:58,292 It was my burglar warning device. 819 01:00:19,341 --> 01:00:22,174 Did you expect nobody would hear? 820 01:00:22,221 --> 01:00:25,372 I'm protecting the family's assets from those fishermen. 821 01:00:25,421 --> 01:00:27,776 In case they were out there. 822 01:00:28,581 --> 01:00:31,095 I - I don't even have to get out of bed, you see. 823 01:00:32,981 --> 01:00:35,176 - Look. Shall I demonstrate? - No! 824 01:00:35,661 --> 01:00:37,458 No, you madman! 825 01:00:38,501 --> 01:00:40,651 They're too far away to get badly hurt. 826 01:00:40,701 --> 01:00:45,014 Animals and explosions all day, bloody great 12-gun salutes in the middle of the night. 827 01:00:45,062 --> 01:00:48,737 There's eccentricity. And then there's stupidity! 828 01:00:58,382 --> 01:01:00,373 (Dog whimpers) 829 01:01:13,422 --> 01:01:15,811 Do you have to kill quite so many? 830 01:01:15,862 --> 01:01:18,171 You said I was allowed to hunt. 831 01:01:18,222 --> 01:01:21,453 - Poor innocent creatures. - It's the hunting season. 832 01:01:21,502 --> 01:01:23,413 They expect to be shot. 833 01:01:25,062 --> 01:01:26,415 How is she? 834 01:01:26,462 --> 01:01:28,851 Still sad. Reading poetry. 835 01:01:28,902 --> 01:01:29,891 Who? 836 01:01:29,942 --> 01:01:31,773 - Um... Tennyson. - (Sighs) Ugh. 837 01:01:31,822 --> 01:01:34,416 - How can we jolt her out of this? - Don't expect me to help, 838 01:01:34,462 --> 01:01:37,056 - I believe in free love. - No, you don't, you silly boy. 839 01:01:37,102 --> 01:01:41,493 Why doesn't she stop moping around, disguise herself as a peasant and fly into Peter's arms? 840 01:01:41,542 --> 01:01:43,533 (Speaks Greek) 841 01:01:44,902 --> 01:01:48,292 Lugaretzia, that's horrible. I'm so sorry that Roger bit you. 842 01:01:48,342 --> 01:01:51,220 I'd no idea wild boar was so big. 843 01:01:51,262 --> 01:01:54,095 - Do be careful. - It's perfectly safe. 844 01:01:54,142 --> 01:01:57,339 - Unless they charge. (Laughs) - You can always vault over it. 845 01:01:58,302 --> 01:02:01,851 - Vault over a charging boar? - Why not? 846 01:02:01,902 --> 01:02:04,860 Well, do come with me today to the marshes and demonstrate. 847 01:02:04,902 --> 01:02:06,858 I don't profess to be a man of action, Les, 848 01:02:06,902 --> 01:02:09,097 I supply the ideas, it's your job to carry them out. 849 01:02:09,142 --> 01:02:10,700 You always think the things 850 01:02:10,742 --> 01:02:13,210 - other people do are simple. - They are. 851 01:02:13,262 --> 01:02:16,095 He's right. You never put your suggestions into practice. 852 01:02:16,142 --> 01:02:18,656 Yes. Are you ever going to actually do anything? 853 01:02:18,702 --> 01:02:20,499 Fine. 854 01:02:21,902 --> 01:02:24,336 My honour's at stake. 855 01:02:24,382 --> 01:02:26,020 Prepare me a gun. 856 01:02:27,062 --> 01:02:29,940 I'm going down to the beach. Don't follow me. 857 01:02:32,143 --> 01:02:33,542 (Sighs) 858 01:02:43,263 --> 01:02:45,902 I didn't think it was going to be this... dank. 859 01:02:45,943 --> 01:02:48,821 So, trickiest of all is what's called the right and left, 860 01:02:48,863 --> 01:02:53,857 where you make two kills in quick succession first with the right, then the left barrel. 861 01:02:53,903 --> 01:02:56,178 Sounds easy enough. 862 01:02:58,623 --> 01:02:59,851 (Gun clicks) 863 01:02:59,903 --> 01:03:02,178 You might want to load it. 864 01:03:02,223 --> 01:03:04,214 I know. 865 01:03:17,743 --> 01:03:19,938 (Flock of birds flies off) 866 01:03:19,983 --> 01:03:21,211 Agh! 867 01:03:21,263 --> 01:03:22,662 (Moans) 868 01:03:24,943 --> 01:03:27,537 Hold the gun above your head and don't stand up, 869 01:03:27,583 --> 01:03:29,574 or you'll sink. Stay how you are. 870 01:03:31,143 --> 01:03:33,862 No. Now you've choked the bloody barrels! 871 01:03:33,903 --> 01:03:36,178 - Would you rather I was sucked under? - Yes! 872 01:03:36,223 --> 01:03:38,418 Ooh. Ah. 873 01:03:39,783 --> 01:03:41,774 - Get me out of here. - Hold the gun out to me. 874 01:03:41,823 --> 01:03:43,734 Forget the gun, save me! 875 01:03:43,783 --> 01:03:46,251 I can't reach you unless you give me the end of the gun. 876 01:03:50,983 --> 01:03:53,543 Working, working, working, working. 877 01:03:57,543 --> 01:03:59,454 - Oh. - Oh! 878 01:03:59,503 --> 01:04:01,141 I'm going down. I'm going under. 879 01:04:01,183 --> 01:04:04,892 I'm going under. It's Shelley, it's Shelley all over again. 880 01:04:04,943 --> 01:04:06,740 Ooh. Ooh. 881 01:04:06,783 --> 01:04:08,455 Take it. 882 01:04:08,503 --> 01:04:09,822 Oh, God! 883 01:04:09,863 --> 01:04:11,376 (Groans) 884 01:04:11,423 --> 01:04:13,379 Come on. 885 01:04:19,024 --> 01:04:21,094 - Ow! - Oh. 886 01:04:21,144 --> 01:04:23,135 (Breathes heavily) 887 01:04:26,504 --> 01:04:27,732 All right? 888 01:04:27,784 --> 01:04:29,536 Oh, yes. 889 01:04:29,584 --> 01:04:31,859 - Having a wonderful time. - Good. 890 01:04:31,904 --> 01:04:33,735 And on with the hunting. 891 01:04:59,784 --> 01:05:01,183 (Sighs) 892 01:05:03,144 --> 01:05:06,136 I don't know what I'll do, Lugaretzia, if Germany... 893 01:05:12,504 --> 01:05:14,574 You want to gather all your children. 894 01:05:17,704 --> 01:05:20,776 Gather them up and shout at everyone else to keep away. 895 01:05:24,864 --> 01:05:26,855 Makes you very selfish. 896 01:05:31,864 --> 01:05:32,853 (Sighs) 897 01:05:34,424 --> 01:05:35,937 (Dog barks) 898 01:05:38,704 --> 01:05:40,103 How did that go? 899 01:05:40,144 --> 01:05:41,293 Oh. 900 01:05:41,344 --> 01:05:43,335 I should ask Larry. 901 01:05:52,784 --> 01:05:54,775 Don't say a word. 902 01:05:59,264 --> 01:06:01,255 (Laughs) Was that fun? 903 01:06:01,304 --> 01:06:03,340 You seem to be missing a shoe. 904 01:06:03,384 --> 01:06:05,694 (Gerry) Did you fall in a bog? 905 01:06:07,945 --> 01:06:09,697 (Laughs) 906 01:06:11,185 --> 01:06:13,653 It's rather windy out there. 907 01:06:30,145 --> 01:06:33,581 Margo, dear, I sometimes wonder if you're quite right. 908 01:06:33,625 --> 01:06:35,616 Oh, leave me alone. 909 01:06:37,665 --> 01:06:39,656 Are you back with us now? 910 01:06:43,425 --> 01:06:44,858 Do I look... 911 01:06:44,905 --> 01:06:46,816 windswept and interesting at all? 912 01:06:46,865 --> 01:06:48,856 No, dear. 913 01:06:48,905 --> 01:06:50,304 (Thud) 914 01:06:53,265 --> 01:06:55,256 Larry's really hitting the brandy. 915 01:06:55,305 --> 01:06:58,377 - Well, he's in shock, the poor boy. - Mm. 916 01:06:58,425 --> 01:07:02,418 (Larry) # Greensleeves was all my joy... # 917 01:07:02,465 --> 01:07:04,057 (Sighs) 918 01:07:04,105 --> 01:07:07,620 - No, not the singing. - #... my delight # 919 01:07:15,425 --> 01:07:17,416 Larry. 920 01:07:19,505 --> 01:07:20,654 (Snores) 921 01:07:20,705 --> 01:07:24,493 Now, come on. Stop being a fool and drink this down at once. 922 01:07:24,545 --> 01:07:26,661 (Slurs) You're a horrible old woman. 923 01:07:26,705 --> 01:07:29,424 I'm sure I've seen you somewhere before. 924 01:07:29,465 --> 01:07:31,217 - Yes, well. - (Groans) 925 01:07:31,265 --> 01:07:33,256 I'll put that down to the drink. 926 01:07:35,225 --> 01:07:36,294 (Sighs) 927 01:07:39,025 --> 01:07:42,222 Not that you're so different when you're sober. 928 01:07:43,625 --> 01:07:45,024 (Groans) 929 01:07:46,705 --> 01:07:48,536 - (Yawns) - (Cock crows) 930 01:07:49,665 --> 01:07:51,656 - Morning. - Mm. 931 01:07:55,146 --> 01:07:56,977 (Coughs) 932 01:08:04,146 --> 01:08:05,704 Fire. 933 01:08:05,746 --> 01:08:07,862 - Fire! - Fire! 934 01:08:07,906 --> 01:08:11,865 - (Both) Fire! Fire! - Wake up. The house is on fire! 935 01:08:13,866 --> 01:08:15,663 (Coughs) 936 01:08:16,786 --> 01:08:18,777 What's going on? 937 01:08:18,826 --> 01:08:21,420 - It's not me this time. - (Margo) Larry's on fire! 938 01:08:25,426 --> 01:08:26,415 Larry. 939 01:08:27,346 --> 01:08:29,860 Larry! For heaven's sake, wake up! 940 01:08:30,626 --> 01:08:32,503 Wake up! 941 01:08:32,546 --> 01:08:34,138 The room's on fire! 942 01:08:34,186 --> 01:08:36,620 You all put it out. I've got a bit of a headache. 943 01:08:37,826 --> 01:08:39,418 Pour something on it. 944 01:08:40,666 --> 01:08:42,702 - No, no, no! Not brandy, you... - (Screams) 945 01:08:43,786 --> 01:08:45,777 Please use it. I've had enough. 946 01:08:46,666 --> 01:08:49,578 Why did he do that? Are you trying to freeze me to death? 947 01:08:49,626 --> 01:08:50,342 Oh, shut up! 948 01:08:55,026 --> 01:08:58,462 Oh, this is nice. Look. Organdie with puffed sleeves. 949 01:09:00,906 --> 01:09:02,897 Henry's written a filthy book! 950 01:09:02,946 --> 01:09:04,095 Excellent. 951 01:09:04,146 --> 01:09:06,455 (Leslie) Oh, now that is... 952 01:09:06,506 --> 01:09:09,304 Look at that. Telescopic sight. 953 01:09:09,346 --> 01:09:13,134 - Bolt-action. - Great Aunt Hermione wonders how you are. 954 01:09:13,866 --> 01:09:16,175 Mother, I'm buying a chimpanzee. 955 01:09:16,226 --> 01:09:17,944 - No, you're not. - (Sighs) 956 01:09:17,986 --> 01:09:20,546 She claims doctors don't hold out much hope for her. 957 01:09:20,586 --> 01:09:23,384 - Have they ever? - She was doubtful about us rushing to Corfu, 958 01:09:23,426 --> 01:09:25,815 but after their winter, she thinks it wasn't stupid. 959 01:09:25,866 --> 01:09:27,857 - A chipmunk, then? - No. 960 01:09:29,026 --> 01:09:30,937 - Oh, Lord. - (Margo) What? 961 01:09:30,986 --> 01:09:32,101 Oh, no. 962 01:09:33,466 --> 01:09:36,378 The doctors have advised a warm climate. 963 01:09:36,426 --> 01:09:38,576 - She's coming to stay. - No! 964 01:09:38,626 --> 01:09:41,824 It's grim enough being shown Lugaretzia's latest suppurating wound, 965 01:09:41,867 --> 01:09:44,381 without having a great aunt dying all over the place. 966 01:09:44,427 --> 01:09:46,895 - Write and tell her there's no room. - I can't. 967 01:09:46,947 --> 01:09:49,666 - I told her what a big villa we have. - I've got it. 968 01:09:49,707 --> 01:09:52,665 I've got it. I'll write to her and tell her that you've died. 969 01:09:52,707 --> 01:09:54,698 - Larry! - (Leslie) Larry! 970 01:09:55,587 --> 01:09:57,896 Fine. We'll move to a smaller villa, 971 01:09:57,947 --> 01:10:01,337 which will also force jungle boy to get rid of some of his bloody animals. 972 01:10:01,387 --> 01:10:04,459 - They're less trouble than your silly friends. - Oh, yes? 973 01:10:04,507 --> 01:10:07,067 You're an animal too. Let's get rid of you first. 974 01:10:07,107 --> 01:10:09,701 It is too big, this house. 975 01:10:09,747 --> 01:10:11,499 The stairs are really tiring. 976 01:10:11,547 --> 01:10:14,505 Children. We are not moving again. 977 01:10:22,387 --> 01:10:24,105 (Speaks Greek) 978 01:10:39,667 --> 01:10:42,864 We moved in and the bats that were living there moved out. 979 01:10:42,907 --> 01:10:45,216 As Margot said, typically, 980 01:10:45,267 --> 01:10:47,986 "A change is as good as a feast." 981 01:11:44,628 --> 01:11:46,619 (Moans) 982 01:11:49,868 --> 01:11:53,417 I'm sorry we didn't believe you when you said you got seasick, Spiro, dear. 983 01:11:53,468 --> 01:11:55,459 Will you survive? 984 01:11:57,188 --> 01:11:58,587 (Burps) 985 01:11:58,628 --> 01:12:00,937 - (Vomits) - Excuse me. 986 01:12:01,548 --> 01:12:03,266 Hello. Stop. 987 01:12:03,308 --> 01:12:04,297 I - I think... 988 01:12:04,348 --> 01:12:05,747 (Cries) 989 01:12:13,588 --> 01:12:15,783 How you doing, Spiro? 990 01:12:15,828 --> 01:12:17,466 Feeling better? 991 01:12:18,748 --> 01:12:19,863 Yeah. 992 01:12:19,908 --> 01:12:21,785 (Vomits) 993 01:12:24,348 --> 01:12:26,339 Perhaps we should have come by car. 994 01:12:43,228 --> 01:12:45,458 I adore this place. 995 01:12:46,468 --> 01:12:47,901 Look away, Margo, dear. 996 01:12:49,028 --> 01:12:50,017 - Theo. - Hm? 997 01:12:50,708 --> 01:12:52,903 - Are you all right? - No, I'm fine. 998 01:12:52,948 --> 01:12:54,939 Yes. No, I'm very good. 999 01:12:54,988 --> 01:12:57,183 Look at those gulls flying over. 1000 01:12:57,228 --> 01:12:58,866 Yes. Yes. 1001 01:12:58,908 --> 01:13:01,183 All the nice gulls love a sailor. 1002 01:13:02,948 --> 01:13:05,746 Do you know, I should like to be buried here. 1003 01:13:06,868 --> 01:13:08,859 Oh, make up your mind. 1004 01:13:12,308 --> 01:13:16,382 I'm afraid I heard on the wireless yesterday that Germany... 1005 01:13:16,429 --> 01:13:18,420 Shhh. Stop. 1006 01:13:19,469 --> 01:13:21,221 Let's not spoil it. 1007 01:13:22,429 --> 01:13:23,623 Oi! 1008 01:13:23,669 --> 01:13:25,660 Son of a bitch fish. 1009 01:13:37,109 --> 01:13:41,785 The magic of the island had settled over us as gently and clingingly as pollen. 1010 01:13:42,949 --> 01:13:46,498 Each day had a tranquillity and timelessness about it. 1011 01:13:46,549 --> 01:13:49,017 We wished that it would never end. 1012 01:13:51,149 --> 01:13:53,026 (Roger grumbles) 1013 01:14:00,669 --> 01:14:02,182 (Roger barks) 1014 01:14:52,109 --> 01:14:54,225 (Roger barks) 1015 01:14:54,269 --> 01:14:56,863 - Where have you been? - How do you mean? 1016 01:14:56,909 --> 01:14:59,104 You've been gone for two days. 1017 01:14:59,149 --> 01:15:01,618 - You knew where I was. - No. Where? 1018 01:15:01,670 --> 01:15:02,944 Out and about. 1019 01:15:02,990 --> 01:15:04,787 Please. 1020 01:15:05,710 --> 01:15:07,507 No more long trips. 1021 01:15:09,110 --> 01:15:11,704 How will you ever put on shoes again? 1022 01:15:11,750 --> 01:15:13,342 And be normal? 1023 01:15:14,350 --> 01:15:18,821 - Oh, do talk to me. You are not a wild animal. - I've given up shoes. 1024 01:15:18,870 --> 01:15:21,907 Oh, you're back. What have you brought this time, a woolly mammoth? 1025 01:15:21,950 --> 01:15:23,508 - Did you feed everyone? - Yes. 1026 01:15:23,550 --> 01:15:25,381 More or less. 1027 01:15:26,110 --> 01:15:28,863 (Mother) Oh, aren't they sweet? 1028 01:15:28,910 --> 01:15:31,344 Gerry, why do you bring all these animals back? 1029 01:15:31,390 --> 01:15:33,301 How revolting. 1030 01:15:33,350 --> 01:15:35,784 - Golly. What's them? - Magpies. 1031 01:15:35,830 --> 01:15:40,187 Oh, maggenpies, huh? What's you going to do with them bastards? 1032 01:15:40,230 --> 01:15:42,619 Magpies, Spiro, magpies. 1033 01:15:42,670 --> 01:15:44,149 Maggenpies. 1034 01:15:44,190 --> 01:15:46,579 (Laughs) These are maggenpies. 1035 01:15:46,630 --> 01:15:47,949 No. 1036 01:15:47,990 --> 01:15:49,628 Mag-pies. 1037 01:15:49,670 --> 01:15:51,422 Yeah. Maggenpies. 1038 01:15:51,470 --> 01:15:53,540 Maaag... 1039 01:15:53,590 --> 01:15:55,581 pies. 1040 01:15:55,630 --> 01:15:58,224 Maaaggenpies. 1041 01:16:00,630 --> 01:16:02,746 - What's he brought now? - Maggenpies. 1042 01:16:02,790 --> 01:16:05,543 Awful thieves, maggenpies, put them back where you found them. 1043 01:16:05,590 --> 01:16:09,265 I can't. Their mother won't take them. I'll train them. 1044 01:16:09,310 --> 01:16:12,859 - It will be all right. - I could easily shoot them if you'd like. 1045 01:16:12,910 --> 01:16:15,219 - No. - No, thank you. 1046 01:16:26,870 --> 01:16:29,338 Come on, Mum. You know you want to. 1047 01:16:29,390 --> 01:16:31,620 No. I've changed my mind. 1048 01:16:31,670 --> 01:16:33,183 Too old. 1049 01:16:33,230 --> 01:16:36,461 - Haven't got a figure for swimming. - Don't be ridiculous, woman. 1050 01:16:37,750 --> 01:16:40,628 Oh, come on. If not now, when? 1051 01:16:41,750 --> 01:16:43,741 I won't be here forever. 1052 01:16:53,871 --> 01:16:56,431 - Whoa. I'm gonna drown, I'm gonna drown. - (They laugh) 1053 01:16:56,471 --> 01:16:58,189 - All right? - You can't wear that. 1054 01:16:58,231 --> 01:17:02,019 - It looks like it was made in 1920. - It was all they had. Sorry. 1055 01:17:02,071 --> 01:17:03,902 I should have popped over to Paris. 1056 01:17:03,951 --> 01:17:06,545 - Mrs Durrell, you look splendid. - Thank you. 1057 01:17:06,591 --> 01:17:09,742 (Larry) Don't forget to shake the fish out when you come out of the water. 1058 01:17:09,791 --> 01:17:12,703 Shut up! This is my moment and I don't want you spoiling it. 1059 01:17:12,751 --> 01:17:15,743 - Going in, the creature is going in. - (Margo laughs) 1060 01:17:15,791 --> 01:17:16,860 (Leslie) All right. 1061 01:17:17,751 --> 01:17:19,742 - (Roger barks) - Ooh. 1062 01:17:22,031 --> 01:17:24,829 Ow! Look, get the dog off. 1063 01:17:24,871 --> 01:17:25,986 Oh! 1064 01:17:26,031 --> 01:17:28,420 (Margo) Eat up, Roger. 1065 01:17:28,471 --> 01:17:30,701 Here. Mrs Durrell, give me your hand. 1066 01:17:30,751 --> 01:17:33,788 You're all right. You're all right. 1067 01:17:33,831 --> 01:17:35,901 Oh. Ooh. The bum monster. 1068 01:17:35,951 --> 01:17:37,703 That hasn't seen the sun for a long time. 1069 01:17:37,751 --> 01:17:39,742 Oh, my God. 1070 01:17:40,471 --> 01:17:42,985 Don't be embarrassed, I am a doctor. 1071 01:17:43,031 --> 01:17:45,625 Although I am off duty at the moment. 1072 01:17:45,671 --> 01:17:47,343 (Laughter) 1073 01:17:52,111 --> 01:17:53,339 Gerry. 1074 01:17:54,871 --> 01:17:56,270 (Screams) 1075 01:17:56,311 --> 01:17:59,064 Stay back. Stay back. 1076 01:17:59,111 --> 01:18:01,147 OK. I... (Screams) 1077 01:18:02,431 --> 01:18:06,947 - (Leslie) I'm the king of the ship. - You should be proud of yourself. 1078 01:18:06,991 --> 01:18:08,663 Not so sure. 1079 01:18:11,111 --> 01:18:16,231 Who was it who said, "If you can control your family, you've gone terribly wrong somewhere"? 1080 01:18:17,951 --> 01:18:19,304 Aristotle? 1081 01:18:19,351 --> 01:18:20,943 No. 1082 01:18:22,831 --> 01:18:24,628 Was it me? 1083 01:18:24,671 --> 01:18:25,786 Yes. 1084 01:18:31,671 --> 01:18:35,027 My mother steered her vessel full of strange progeny 1085 01:18:35,071 --> 01:18:38,428 through the stormy seas of life with great skill. 1086 01:18:38,472 --> 01:18:43,182 As Larry rightly pointed out, "We can be proud of the way we brought her up." 1087 01:19:16,472 --> 01:19:18,463 (Larry) Oh, that sodding boy! 1088 01:19:20,632 --> 01:19:22,623 And that was that. 1089 01:19:25,152 --> 01:19:26,585 No. 1090 01:19:26,632 --> 01:19:29,271 I think you're old enough to sort yourselves out. 1091 01:19:29,312 --> 01:19:32,145 They've made an awful mess of your papers. 1092 01:19:35,872 --> 01:19:38,306 Those bloody birds! 1093 01:19:39,712 --> 01:19:42,749 No more wildlife! 1094 01:19:42,792 --> 01:19:43,827 Gerald! 1095 01:19:43,872 --> 01:19:45,271 Gerald! 1096 01:20:03,232 --> 01:20:04,301 Ah. 1097 01:20:04,352 --> 01:20:06,149 Here. 1098 01:20:07,432 --> 01:20:09,707 - (Speaks Greek) - Oh. 1099 01:20:09,752 --> 01:20:12,585 - Theo. What a pleasure. - (Bird) Theo. 1100 01:20:14,272 --> 01:20:15,546 (They laugh) 1101 01:20:16,312 --> 01:20:18,780 I'm afraid I have some bad news, Mrs Durrell. 1102 01:20:20,512 --> 01:20:21,991 What's Gerry done? 1103 01:20:22,032 --> 01:20:24,024 No, nothing. 1104 01:20:24,073 --> 01:20:26,906 I think you should return to England with your family. 1105 01:20:26,953 --> 01:20:28,944 Has Larry been annoying people again? 1106 01:20:28,993 --> 01:20:32,622 Britain and Greece will shortly be engulfed by war. 1107 01:20:32,673 --> 01:20:37,349 If you leave it too late, you'll have grave difficulties getting back. 1108 01:20:39,313 --> 01:20:41,269 Can't bear to tell Gerry. 1109 01:20:45,673 --> 01:20:47,026 (Sighs) 1110 01:20:48,953 --> 01:20:50,432 (Sighs) 1111 01:20:56,913 --> 01:20:58,949 Has Leslie finally shot someone? 1112 01:20:58,993 --> 01:21:00,984 We have to leave the island. 1113 01:21:07,913 --> 01:21:08,982 Right. 1114 01:21:10,033 --> 01:21:12,342 Bad luck, Theo. 1115 01:21:12,393 --> 01:21:14,782 You get Gerry's animals to look after. 1116 01:21:14,833 --> 01:21:16,312 Yes. 1117 01:21:16,353 --> 01:21:17,786 No, I will do it. 1118 01:21:18,753 --> 01:21:19,822 Theo. 1119 01:21:24,473 --> 01:21:26,464 So sorry, Gerry. 1120 01:21:28,953 --> 01:21:30,750 We have to go home. 1121 01:22:04,073 --> 01:22:06,064 - (Dog barks) - Agh! 1122 01:22:06,113 --> 01:22:07,705 (Spiro sobs) 1123 01:22:07,753 --> 01:22:08,947 Oh. 1124 01:22:08,993 --> 01:22:11,827 Oh, it feels like I say goodbye to my own peoples. 1125 01:22:13,114 --> 01:22:14,911 I feels you belong to me. 1126 01:22:14,954 --> 01:22:16,945 (Muffled) I'm coming back, Spiro. 1127 01:22:16,994 --> 01:22:18,632 Honestly. 1128 01:22:18,674 --> 01:22:20,790 You come back, honest? 1129 01:22:20,834 --> 01:22:22,665 Goodbye. 1130 01:22:22,714 --> 01:22:23,988 Bye. 1131 01:22:24,034 --> 01:22:25,626 - Bye. - Bye-bye, Margo. 1132 01:22:25,674 --> 01:22:27,426 I'll miss you. 1133 01:22:29,594 --> 01:22:31,073 Hey, hey, hey. 1134 01:22:32,114 --> 01:22:35,231 No more shootings for you now, huh? There's a war on. 1135 01:22:37,634 --> 01:22:38,703 Oh. 1136 01:22:42,394 --> 01:22:44,385 (Exchange in Greek) 1137 01:22:48,834 --> 01:22:51,553 I'm, er... actually staying, Spiro. 1138 01:22:52,554 --> 01:22:53,669 Sorry. 1139 01:22:58,914 --> 01:22:59,949 Boys. (Laughs) 1140 01:23:01,154 --> 01:23:03,224 - (Sobs) - Goodbye, Lugaretzia. 1141 01:23:03,994 --> 01:23:06,303 And, er, good luck with all... 1142 01:23:06,354 --> 01:23:08,663 your illnesses. 1143 01:23:27,314 --> 01:23:30,784 Right. I've, er... scribbled down some essential reading. 1144 01:23:30,834 --> 01:23:33,223 Nothing, you know, too arduous. 1145 01:23:35,514 --> 01:23:37,869 But I think... 1146 01:23:39,714 --> 01:23:42,865 the most important thing is, um... 1147 01:23:45,474 --> 01:23:46,463 Well... 1148 01:23:58,555 --> 01:24:00,034 (Foghorn) 1149 01:24:03,915 --> 01:24:05,906 (Spiro sobs) 1150 01:24:09,795 --> 01:24:11,865 I'm sorry. I don't mean to cry. 1151 01:24:17,795 --> 01:24:19,786 (Birds chirp) 1152 01:24:31,915 --> 01:24:32,950 Theo! 1153 01:24:32,995 --> 01:24:36,112 Don't forget to feed Quasimodo. 1154 01:24:36,155 --> 01:24:39,943 And Spiro, you know Aleka likes fresh sardines. 1155 01:24:39,995 --> 01:24:42,987 - Don't worry. - Everything's under control. 1156 01:24:43,035 --> 01:24:46,345 - What is Aleka? - The huge, angry seagull. 1157 01:24:46,395 --> 01:24:48,704 You'll need some thick gloves. Good luck. 1158 01:25:05,395 --> 01:25:07,386 So when are we coming back? 1159 01:25:09,195 --> 01:25:11,186 Soon, Gerry, soon. 1160 01:25:11,235 --> 01:25:13,351 After you've had a bit of an education. 1161 01:25:13,395 --> 01:25:15,465 So what have I just had? 1162 01:25:16,475 --> 01:25:17,669 Erm... 1163 01:25:17,715 --> 01:25:19,512 Not sure. 1164 01:25:25,315 --> 01:25:27,306 So is it downhill from now on? 1165 01:25:29,195 --> 01:25:32,551 - Yes, I rather think it is. - Shall I fire off a ceremonial ten-gun salute? 1166 01:25:32,595 --> 01:25:35,029 - (Gerry) No. - Absolutely not. 1167 01:25:36,435 --> 01:25:39,711 You know what, Gerry? They're all right, your stories. 1168 01:25:39,755 --> 01:25:41,746 Not terribly flattering... 1169 01:25:42,795 --> 01:25:44,832 but pretty good. 1170 01:25:48,716 --> 01:25:51,025 It was nice to be all together. 1171 01:25:51,076 --> 01:25:52,828 Yes, it was. 1172 01:25:55,436 --> 01:25:56,835 What a rude man. 1173 01:25:56,876 --> 01:25:58,832 (Margo) What? 1174 01:26:01,356 --> 01:26:05,429 "Description of passengers: One travelling circus and staff." 1175 01:26:06,756 --> 01:26:08,747 An odd thing to write. 1176 01:26:10,796 --> 01:26:13,071 Some people really are peculiar. 1177 01:26:41,276 --> 01:26:44,427 Back in England, Mother insisted I went to school, 1178 01:26:44,476 --> 01:26:48,025 despite my protestation that I liked being half-educated. 1179 01:26:49,396 --> 01:26:53,275 You were so much more surprised at everything when you were ignorant. 86047