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(mellow music)

(epic music)

(lively music)

Why are you painting your face, mom?

I'm making myself pretty for when dad comes home.

Great idea.

I'm gonna use that too.

(laughs)

(grunting)

Hey!

I caught a big one!

Whoops!

I got it, I got!

Oh, I don't got it!

(grunts)

Huh.

But I do!

- [Droplet] Hey you!

Huh? Huh?

- [Droplet] Drop my fish this second.

Was that you, my scaly friend?

Uh uh, it was me!

Now, drop the fish or there'll be trouble.

Really?

And who might you be?

I believe she's a Naiad.

A miniature water fairy.

Oh, how cute.

Cute, huh.

(gasps)

(groans)

Nice move, fishy.

(yelling)

(owl whining)

So, you wanna fight.

Come on, gang, let's get 'em!

Okay, Krystal, you take it (giggles).

(swooshes)

Huh?

(groans)

You can't catch me.

Na na na na na.

(brooding music)

Well, fancy meeting you here, Krystal, dear.

Yohoo, Poseidon!

Everything's a dream.

If you please, if you please.

A sailor's in the stream, Ulysses, Ulysses.

Huh?

Ulysses?

He's precisely the one I came to see you about.

You must make sure he sees the lovely Nausicaa

and falls in love!

No sweat, chief!

He'll be twistin' around her little finger.

Speaking of which.

I've had enough of your pranks.

I can't hear you, your godship.

Your waves are way too loud.

(giggling)

- [Poseidon] Hmm.

(fast-paced music)

(grunting)

Huh?

Ulysses, come and get me.

Just you wait you little squiglet!

(grunting)

(yelling)

- [Nausicaa] Oh, no.

(laughing)

What's so funny?

These Naiads love playing practical jokes.

I've noticed.

(laughing)

Pleased to meet you.

My name's Ulysses.

What's your name?

She's Nausicaa and she is beautiful.

No.

(giggling)

You got it, my sister.

Leave the island at once, Ulysses.

Please no, you mustn't look at me.

Why not?

You're a darn sight more presentable than me.

- [Nausicaa] If you see my face, you'll be cursed.

Ulysses.

Oh.

Oh, no!

I thought I lost you.

(romantic harp music)

Me, in love.

- [Nausicaa] I am so sorry.

Hey wait, loved one.

Pretty princess.

Oh, dear.

I think Titan's just got hit by the curse.

Uh oh, wrong guy.

It's all her fault.

It is not!

It's hers!

Oh, be quiet.

Oh, no.

I'm so sorry.

Where are you my pretty little pearls?

Had you worried there, huh.

Uh huh, you're such a couple of jokers.

On the other hand, it might not be so bad

that Titan fell for Nausicaa instead of Ulysses.

If you two cheeky cherubs play your game right,

Titan may become Ulysses' worst enemy.

Someone who's ready to kill for love.

(Krystal giggling)

Poor Titan!

He'll get his horns in a twist, all right.

(giggles)

Poor Ulysses.

He'll get his neck in a twist (giggles).

Poor me.

She loves me, she loves me not.

She loves me, she loves me not.

Lovely Nausicaa loves me.

- [Dates] Get ready to cast off!

Dates, we can't leave Titan mooning around like that.

We're staying.

Huh?

I have to find Nausicaa.

She's the only one who can help our friend now.

Oh!

You won't know where to find her but Droplet does.

(giggles)

Oh no, not you again!

Hmm, I don't trust those little water fiends.

Water fairies to you.

Fiend or fairy, you're nothing but a troublemaker.

Please, Ulysses.

I feel responsible for what happened to your friend.

I'll take you to Nausicaa.

Oh, Nausicaa, Nausicaa.

We're going to see Nausicaa!

No Titan, I'm going on my own.

I'd rather you stayed here with the others.

Guy's not in his right mind.

Titan coming.

Titan in love.

Ulysses friend, so Ulysses understand.

- [Ulysses] Guys, I think I'm gonna need a hand.

Not fair.

Nausicaa belong to Titan.

Nisa, take care of him for me.

Let's go!

And no more fishy behavior from you, either!

About time we left.

I was two drops away from drying up.

(enchanting music)

- [Krystal] You should be sprucing yourself up, too.

Droplet's gone to bring Ulysses, you know.

Oh no!

He mustn't see me!

I don't want any man to ever see me again.

(knocking on door)

Get my mask, quick!

You can take your blindfold off, Ulysses.

My face is covered.

Wow!

Nausicaa, you mentioned a curse.

My friend Titan has been acting very strangely

ever since he saw you.

Please, release him from your spell.

- [Nausicaa] I only wish I could.

You don't understand, do you?

Once, a long time ago,

I wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

But now that a magic spell has granted my wish,

it isn't safe for me to show my face to any man, ever again.

They all go so gooey.

It's quite gross.

There must be a way.

- [Nausicaa] I'm afraid not.

You're forgetting the Mirror Fountain.

- [Nausicaa] No, Krystal.

Wee!

(Nausicaa sobbing)

If there is a way to break the spell, I'll go for it.

No matter how dangerous it may be.

- [Nausicaa] Others have tried before you, Ulysses.

But no man has ever come back from the Mirror Fountain.

(gang snoring)

Oh look, a butterfly.

I'll take you to Nausicaa.

Quick, follow me.

Pretty butterfly talking?

But Titan can't come.

Titan all tied up.

Not for long!

(grunting)

Give me a hand, you big lump.

(owl hooting)

Hey, water pest.

What are you up to this time?

- [Krystal] Run, I'll take care of her.

You wait till I get my hands on you!

(gasps)

(growls)

Oh no, Titan!

We've gotta find him!

(owls hoots)

No way, Ulysses asked me to take care of Titan.

I've gotta find him on my own.

(owl hoots)

Titan gonna see Nausicaa.

Don't believe it, lover boy.

Ulysses has already beaten you to the post.

No, Ulysses my friend.

That's what you think!

Follow me, but don't make a sound.

I'll show you what a precious friend he is.

He's busy making points with your girlfriend

behind your back.

Well, are you coming?

- [Nausicaa] It is a magic mirror.

I was told that anyone who looked at herself in it

would become irresistibly beautiful.

But, to break the spell, it must be destroyed.

My honey bunny.

Shh, you'll spoil everything.

Just listen to them.

Stay put.

So, the mirror's at the bottom of this fountain.

- [Nausicaa] Yes, many men who were in love with me

have tried to recover it.

But none have ever returned.

Don't go Ulysses.

I'm one up on those men.

Since I haven't fallen under your spell,

I've still got all my wits and all my heart.

- [Nausicaa] And all my thanks.

If you can succeed.

(grunts)

(Krystal hushes)

Here, take my diamond.

It will remind you of me and give you strength.

I'm sure Titan would have been happy to go down there.

He's strong and so in love with you.

What do you think of him?

- [Nausicaa] The only thing I know about Titan

is that I don't love him.

Don't worry, Nausicaa.

Once I find that mirror,

you'll be free and Titan won't be in love with you anymore.

(Titan roars)

Hey Titan, wait!

I can explain!

Ulysses not my friend.

I'm not going to fight you, Titan.

In fact, what I'm doing, I'm doing for you!

(grunts)

Nausicaa, beautiful.

You mustn't love me, Titan.

Yes, I must.

Titan stop Ulysses.

Now!

Quick, we gotta see this!

(laughs)

(Nausicaa sobbing)

Mirror, mirror, which one's right?

Pick the wrong, you'll get a fright.

I might have guessed

you two had something to do with this!

Don't worry, though.

I'll find the right one.

Hmm.

Ha!

[Krystal And Droplet] No, don't touch!

You can't afford to get it wrong.

There's only one magic mirror.

The others are deadly traps.

You two are really a pain.

Uh-uh.

How did you guess?

(Ulysses yelling)

That it wasn't the right one.

(giggling)

♪ La la la la la ♪

♪ La la la la la ♪

(grunts)

Well, here comes muscleman!

He's perfect for Nausicaa.

They go together like beauty and the beast.

(giggles)

Don't listen to them, Titan.

It's a trap!

Ulysses.

(grunts)

He was trying to get Nausicaa for himself.

So we had to protect your interests.

And now, if you look in this mirror, Titan,

you'll become the most irresistible man on Earth.

And then Nausicaa will be yours forever.

Forget everyone.

Nausicaa took the plunge.

And now it's your turn.

Ulysses not my friend.

No, Titan!

Don't do it!

(magical buzzing)

Nausicaa.

Nausicaa.

Oh, Titan.

I never realized how handsome you are.

(soft romantic music)

(fast-paced music)

Help!

Help!

Help!

Ah, there you are, Titan.

What's all that light?

(owl hoots)

Honey bunny.

It's like a dream.

Would you two love birds mind telling me where Ulysses is?

(coughs)

Hey.

- [Titan] Ulysses there.

Not Titan's friend.

I'd heard that love is blind, but never that it's stupid.

(owl hoots)

- [Ulysses] Help!

So Ulysses is in here.

What's he up to now?

Brr, it's freezing.

Sorry, but where I'm going is no place for a bird.

(owl hoots)

(grunts)

[Droplet And Krystal] Ulysses is trapped.

♪ La la la la la la la ♪

Look, he's reflecting on his destiny

on the other side of the mirror.

(Droplet and Krystal laughing)

- [Nausicaa] Here take my diamond.

It will remind you of me and give you strength.

(laughing)

(scratching)

And now he's trying to break the mirror

with his measly little pendant.

Isn't that cute?

Hey, don't do that!

Afraid I'm going to foil all your little plans?

(grunts) (glass shattering)

- [Krystal] Get over here!

(yells)

Sorry to drop in on you like that, you little drips.

Nice going, Nisa!

(gasps)

Huh?

Now, follow my lead.

Hmm.

It's time to catch these little splashers

with their own trick.

No, please!

We'll be nice from now on.

Honest!

- [Krystal] Stay with me, Droplet!

[Droplet And Krystal] No!

That was a sight and a half!

Ta-ta for now, fairy fiends.

Come with me!

Honey bunny.

Hello, my tweetie Titan, you're so cute.

(owl hooting)

It's curtains for the curse!

You've got the mirror!

(growls)

Leave alone.

(grunting)

(growls)

(grunting)

Got it!

(Titan growls)

Ulysses gonna get crushed.

Come on then, Titan.

Throw it!

(Titan roars)

Throw it!

(mirror shatters)

(gasps)

I'm free!

You did it, Ulysses!

Ulysses.

My friend.

(Ulysses laughs)

Look at me, both of you.

Are we all back to normal?

(laughing)

No more love or jealousy?

No.

You are beautiful, Nausicaa.

But Titan, on reflection,

you have nothing the be jealous about.

All that for a piece of glass?

Goodbye!

Thank you!

If I was 10 years younger, I'd have fallen for her too.

Yeah, but she'd have been too busy

falling for Titan's irresistible charms.

(laughs) (Titan growls)

In fact, the following hymn to beauty

is inspired by our good friend Titan.

(growls)

Help!

Titan's bullying me!

(gang laughing)

You're cute when you're angry, you know.

(Nisa grunting)

What have you got in that bag?

Oh, just a little souvenir that's best forgotten.

(grunting)

I wonder where Krystal and Droplet have got to.

[Droplet And Krystal] We're right here!

Get us get out!

We'll be ever so good!

I'm going to miss those silly pranksters.

[Droplet And Krystal] Please, Poseidon.

We didn't mean any wrong.

You've got to help us, Poseidon!

Please!

We'll be your best friends forever, we promise.

(epic music)