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[GAS HISSING]
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NARRATOR:
My sister, Tonya, was the babyof the family,
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so she was used to doingwhatever she felt like.
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When you have more kidsthan parents,
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one of the kids gets a kid.
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I got Tonya.
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Are you crazy?
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I was trying to make
hot chocolate!
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That's not
the way you do it.
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Why don't you ask
somebody for help
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before you start
messing things up?
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And give me the matches.
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Are you trying to blow
the house up?
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ROCHELLE:
Chris, I smell...
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No!
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Goodness, boy,
are you crazy?
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Are you trying
to blow the whole house up?
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I tried to tell him.
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NARRATOR:
Little sisters.You can't live with them,
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and they can't accidentallyturn up missing.
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* Aw, make it funky now
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There you go.
Daily News.
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Here you go.
Thanks.
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Tonya was trying to light
the stove, but you got blamed?
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If that little girl coughs,
I got to cover my mouth.
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I think it's pretty cool
having a brother and sister.
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No, you're lucky
you're an only child.
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Yeah, I guess.
NARRATOR:Brooklyn is filled
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with Blacks, Catholics,and Puerto Ricans.
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Greg was probablythe only only child there.
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It gets lonely once
in a while, you know.
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I don't have
to fight over the TV
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if I want to watch
a basketball game.
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At least you get
to watch a game.
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Every time I turn
on the TV,
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my sister wants
to watch theCare Bears.
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NARRATOR:
Overrated show, by the way.
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...having a little brother
and sister would be cool.
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I mean, instead,
I get toys.
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I got an Atari.
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Wait. You've got an Atari?
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NARRATOR:
Atari was the PlayStationof 1982.
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We got one in 1994.
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We didn't get a game till 1997.
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Yep. Just got it.
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NARRATOR:
We didn't haveany electronic games,
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but we had singing into a fan.
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Who wants to play
Clean Up This Damn House?
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Me! Me!
NARRATOR:I won
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the Take the Garbage Outcompetition
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four years in a row.
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Hey, you want to come over
to my house after school?
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Naw, I think
I should go home.
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Oh, come on.
Forget about it.
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I only live
a couple blocks away.
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Okay.
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NARRATOR:
Just one game won't hurt,right?
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[DOOR OPENS]
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Hey, baby.
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Hey, babe, how you doing?
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Good.
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You want something to eat?
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Aren't you supposed
to be at work?
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Oh, I have a little time off.
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NARRATOR:
What actually happened was...
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Excuse me. Do you have
these in a size eight?
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Do you see me helping
somebody else?
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All that hollering
at people.
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I do not need this.
My man has two jobs.
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And you ain't no damn eight.
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Get her an 11!
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Sure you don't want something?
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No, I grabbed some breakfast
with the guys.
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I'm pretty tired.
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I'm just gonna grab a shower
and get some sleep.
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Julius.
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Yeah?
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Well, I was just thinking, uh,
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since we have the house
to ourselves
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that maybe we can do some things
that we don't usually get to do.
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What do you have
in mind?
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[CHUCKLES]
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MAN:
Come on down!
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You're the next contestantonThe Price Is Right!
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NARRATOR:
My dad liked game shows.
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Come on, sister,
you can do it.
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NARRATOR:
He always rootedfor the black people.
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If there wereno black people on it,
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then he'd root foranybody with a tan.
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What's the next itemup for bids, please?
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ANNOUNCER:
A new dishwasher.
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$430.
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I want the first bidfrom Bennett.
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$400.$400.
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That's good.
That's right. You right.
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$625.
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Ooh, you're a fool
if you pay that much.
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$580.
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What is a man doing there
11:00 in the morning?
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He got no job?
[CHUCKLES]
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$430.
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NARRATOR:
My father was like Rain Man
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when it came to guessinghow much something cost.
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How did you know that?
We don't even own a dishwasher.
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That's 'cause it cost $430.
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NARRATOR:
Greg's housewas a lot different
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than what I expected.
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I used to thinkall white people were rich.
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I thought his housewould look more like this.
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LEACH:
And the Wuligers parlayedtheir fortune into millions,
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and this fabulous estatein Brooklyn.
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[GAME CHIMING]
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I hate these
plastic covers,
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especially
in the summer.
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They get your legs all sweaty
and make 'em stick.
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My mom used to love
plastic covers so much,
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she'd put on a second set
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to make sure
the first set looked nice.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Hey, where's your mom?
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I live with my dad.
They split up.
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My dad said they really
didn't get along.
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NARRATOR:
Actually, she ran offwith Greg's uncle,
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but that's another episodeon a different show.
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Yes!
That's all right.
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You better be happy
I don't have one of these,
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or else I'd be
tearing you up.
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I got to go.
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Hey, you want to come back over
to my house tomorrow?
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Man, you lucky
I'm leaving now.
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I'll see you
tomorrow.
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NARRATOR:
When my mother was gossiping,nothing else mattered,
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even my father sleeping.
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So he takes you to dinner,
uh-huh, and orders
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a two-for-one special
and then he said what?
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Rochelle, Rochelle.
Huh?
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I got to go to work
in a few hours, okay?
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Oh, I'm sorry, baby.
Okay.
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All right. Stop!
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Julius, you got
to hear this.
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You know that guy Marcus
that works for UPS
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with the stinky cologne?
Mm-hmm.
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He took Sheila
to the movies,
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bought this big ol' thing
of popcorn, two hot dogs.
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She asked him just
for a little piece,
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he told her no.
Two of 'em.
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Uh-huh. Sheila said hi, baby.
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Hey, Sheila.
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Girl, he trying to sleep.
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Uh-huh, he better
have big feet
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being that cheap.
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NARRATOR:
My dad hated losing sleep,
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but he was happy when shetalked to her girlfriends.
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That way,he didn't have to do it.
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Julius, you are not
going to believe this.
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But you know that girl
Jody Watley
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that used to be
onSoul Train?
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I heard that she's leaving
the group Shalamar
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and starting a new group
with Ashford and Simpson.
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Can you believe that?
That's something.
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Ain't it?
Mm-hmm.
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NARRATOR:
I stopped listeningat Jody Watley.
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Uh-huh. Right, uh-huh.
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Julius, do you smell smoke?
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No. We having smoke?
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Oh, no,
you're trying to sleep.
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Chris!
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Uh, Sheila,
let me call you back.
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Okay. Chris!
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[COUGHING]
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What in the world?
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Move, girl!
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Oh!
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Tonya, what are you doing?
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Chris did it.
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Chris!
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Chris isn't here.
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Well, where is he?
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DREW:
I don't know.
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Who put this pot on the stove?
Wasn't me.
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NARRATOR:
Because of those two words,Drew never got in trouble.
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Who tore up my back seat?
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Wasn't me.
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Who left my nickel laying
out here on the sidewalk?
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Wasn't me.
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Who spilt this oatmeal?
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Wasn't me.
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NARRATOR:
Would you believethose were his first words?
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Tanya, what is this mess, girl?
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I was trying
to make hot chocolate.
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I don't want you fooling around
with this hot chocolate again,
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do you hear me?
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Now get upstairs
before I make your behind hot!
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NARRATOR:
I thought I'd seeGeorge Bush in a do-rag
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before Tonya got in trouble.
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And where were you?
You're late.
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My bus broke down.
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Next time, you better get off
and fix it.
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Yes, ma'am.
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NARRATOR:
All right, I admit it.I'm hooked.
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Man, it felt so good
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to see Tonya get
in trouble yesterday.
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What'd they do to her?
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My mom knocked
all her teeth out.
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Really?
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Nah, she just sent her
upstairs to her room,
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but I wish she would have
smacked her teeth out.
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Yes!
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Oh, man, it's 4:30.
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4:30! You got to go!
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I'm not supposed
to have any company over.
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If my dad finds out
you're in here,
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he's going to kill me.
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No! You got to hide!
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Hide? I can't hide.
I got to go.
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If I don't get home,
my mom's going to kill me.
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Chris, I'm serious.
Please, you gotta hide.
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NARRATOR:
Greg looked at melike his father was Ike Turner.
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Go, go, go!
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Get in there.
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As soon as the coast
is clear,
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I'll sneak you
out the back.
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Who you talking to?
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I'm talking to myself.
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You lonely?
I'll get you a gerbil.
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Now get ready
for dinner.
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[***]
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I gotta get out of here.
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* Everybody hates Chris
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When's Chris coming home?
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I don't know. Why?
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I want to cut the hair
off my doll's head,
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but I don't want to do it
till he gets here.
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NARRATOR:
Without mein the house to blame,
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Tonya actuallyhad to act right.
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Is Chris here yet?
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Nope.
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Dang!
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Is Chris home yet?
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No.
Dang!
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Is Chris here yet?
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No.
Dang!
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I'll sure be glad
when Chris gets back.
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Chris?
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Chris?
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NARRATOR:
While I was hidingin the closet,
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the only thingI could think about
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was getting the hellout of there and getting home.
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The biggest difference betweenbeing in a black neighborhood
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and a white neighborhood is
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the black guys'llbeat you up and rob you.
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00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:48,006
The white guys'lljust beat you up.
258
00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:49,848
Even though I was scared,I figured
259
00:10:49,883 --> 00:10:51,383
the best wayto get through this
260
00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:53,148
was to act like I belonged.
261
00:10:53,186 --> 00:10:55,156
[***]
262
00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:06,968
Get out of here.
263
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,400
Hey!
264
00:11:08,435 --> 00:11:10,165
Yeah, what have we
got here, huh?
265
00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:12,073
What are you
doing, huh?
266
00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:14,405
Ah, forget about it,
little watermelon.
267
00:11:14,441 --> 00:11:16,411
Keep walking!
You got to keep right.
268
00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:18,983
NARRATOR:
Where do theycome up with this stuff?
269
00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:20,412
No fried chicken
around here.
270
00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:21,877
He's right!
271
00:11:21,915 --> 00:11:24,045
Get on out of here.
Watch your back.
272
00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:26,924
Go back to your
black neighborhood, kid.
273
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,420
Geez.
274
00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:34,988
Gregory, you got dents
all in my sofa.
275
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:37,028
Can you sit
in one spot,
276
00:11:37,063 --> 00:11:41,503
and can you drink
out of one glass?
277
00:11:45,805 --> 00:11:48,205
NARRATOR:
This is likeCSI: Brooklyn.
278
00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:50,141
Gregory...
279
00:11:50,176 --> 00:11:52,046
did you have
somebody over here?
280
00:11:52,078 --> 00:11:56,118
I told you, no company
when I'm not here.
281
00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:58,889
Dad, I had my friend Chris
over after school.
282
00:11:58,918 --> 00:12:00,388
We played video games
and stuff.
283
00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:02,960
The next time you want
to have somebody in here
284
00:12:02,989 --> 00:12:05,059
you ask first, you understand?
285
00:12:05,091 --> 00:12:06,231
Dad...
286
00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:09,401
He's still here.
287
00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:11,529
[***]
288
00:12:15,301 --> 00:12:16,301
ROCHELLE:
Chris?
289
00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:18,336
Chris is home!
290
00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:20,311
[SCISSORS SNIPPING]
291
00:12:27,013 --> 00:12:28,353
Is Chris here yet?
292
00:12:28,381 --> 00:12:29,351
No.
293
00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:31,082
Hmm.
294
00:12:34,554 --> 00:12:36,364
Who cut your doll's hair off?
295
00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:37,559
Wasn't me.
296
00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:42,227
Julius, wake up.
297
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:44,502
I know. Give me
five more minutes.
298
00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:46,101
Julius.
299
00:12:46,132 --> 00:12:48,842
$1762.95.
300
00:12:48,868 --> 00:12:50,298
Julius!
301
00:12:50,337 --> 00:12:51,497
What?
302
00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:53,608
Did you win?
Chris isn't home yet.
303
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:55,910
Did you check his room?
304
00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:57,842
ROCHELLE:
I looked all over the house.
305
00:12:57,877 --> 00:12:59,047
He's not here.
306
00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:01,249
He should have been home
a long time ago.
307
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,221
[***]
308
00:13:05,885 --> 00:13:07,585
Do you think
Chris is dead?
309
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:10,290
NARRATOR:
In my neighborhood,being 15 minutes late
310
00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:12,593
could mean you're dead.
311
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:13,855
He's not dead.
312
00:13:13,893 --> 00:13:15,203
He's just late.
313
00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:18,129
[CHRIS SCREAMING]
314
00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:21,899
NARRATOR:
Still not dead.
315
00:13:25,271 --> 00:13:27,171
ART:
Hey.
316
00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:28,137
Chris.
317
00:13:28,174 --> 00:13:29,614
Art, do you know
this kid?
318
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:30,942
Yeah, sure.
319
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:36,051
You know that guy?
320
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,420
Let's go.
321
00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:43,394
[SCREAMING]
322
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,030
Get in.
323
00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:50,301
MAN:
No! Help me!
324
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,200
[MAN SCREAMING]
325
00:13:55,935 --> 00:13:58,095
Did he say he was doing
something after school?
326
00:13:58,138 --> 00:14:01,168
No. He was just supposed
to pick up my dry cleaning.
327
00:14:01,207 --> 00:14:03,577
Maybe it wasn't done yet.
328
00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:05,580
I'll see if he's over there.
329
00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:07,952
[***]
330
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,432
Chris!
331
00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:21,930
Chris, oh, thank goodness.
332
00:14:21,961 --> 00:14:23,201
Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm okay.
333
00:14:23,229 --> 00:14:25,369
Oh, I'm so happy
you're all right.
334
00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:28,028
I'm gonna kill you!
Where you been, boy?
335
00:14:28,968 --> 00:14:29,938
Who are you?
336
00:14:29,969 --> 00:14:31,469
Wuliger. Art Wuliger.
337
00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:33,244
I'm Greg's dad.
Greg who?
338
00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:35,713
I'm Greg.
We go to school together.
339
00:14:35,742 --> 00:14:37,182
[SIGHS]
340
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,080
Greg asked me to come over
after school.
341
00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:40,712
We were just hanging out.
342
00:14:40,747 --> 00:14:42,617
[MOCKINGLY]
Oh, "We were just hanging out."
343
00:14:42,649 --> 00:14:44,679
I'm over here worried sick,
and you were hanging out?
344
00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:46,218
Have you lost your mind?
345
00:14:46,252 --> 00:14:47,592
If you're gonna go over
to somebody's house,
346
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:49,060
you got to let
somebody know.
347
00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:51,019
They don't have a phone
at Greg's house?
348
00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:52,287
I don't care
where you are.
349
00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:54,255
You be like E.T.,
you phone home!
350
00:14:54,294 --> 00:14:56,104
I need to know
where you are,
351
00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:58,299
who you're with
and what you're doing.
352
00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:00,271
How do I know you're not
selling drugs?
353
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:01,740
I mean,
you could be kingpin
354
00:15:01,768 --> 00:15:03,568
of a Columbian drug cartel
for all I know.
355
00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:06,973
I'm not out there selling drugs.
How do I know that?
356
00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:09,207
NARRATOR:
My mother hadone goal in life
357
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:10,542
for her kids:don't sell drugs.
358
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,377
As long as they weren'tdoing that,
359
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:14,412
almost everything elsewas okay.
360
00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:17,749
Ma'am, your son
shot the mayor.
361
00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:19,424
Did he sell drugs?
No.
362
00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:21,222
Get in here, boy.
363
00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:24,522
Your son killed the governor,
kidnapped his daughter,
364
00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:26,127
robbed the president
and ran a red light.
365
00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:28,289
He ain't sell no drugs, did he?
No, ma'am.
366
00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:30,028
Boy, get in here.
367
00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:33,669
Upstairs.
368
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:35,040
Right now.
369
00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:36,468
Is Chris gonna
get in trouble?
370
00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:38,103
Is that your business?
371
00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:42,011
Hey...
372
00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:45,052
Thanks for bringing him home.
Yeah.
373
00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:48,208
Next time, keep
a better eye on your kid.
374
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:51,650
Hey.
375
00:15:51,685 --> 00:15:53,445
What you trying to say?
376
00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:54,716
I'm just saying,
377
00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:57,664
I'm on my own, I work,
I got my own kid.
378
00:15:57,691 --> 00:16:00,331
You think I got time
to run around the neighborhood
379
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,630
looking for your kid?
I said thank you.
380
00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:04,202
What you want, a cookie?
381
00:16:04,230 --> 00:16:05,430
NARRATOR:
He did sort of want a cookie.
382
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,325
Your boy's the one
had him over there.
383
00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:09,067
Oh, he didn't kidnap him.
384
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:11,673
Know what?
385
00:16:11,705 --> 00:16:14,435
You don't have to worry
about Chris from here on out.
386
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:17,644
That sounds like the best idea
I've heard all night.
387
00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:19,577
Come on, Greg.
388
00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:22,252
[***]
389
00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:23,422
Gregory.
390
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:34,733
Hey.
391
00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:36,601
You get in
a lot of trouble?
392
00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:38,299
My dad grounded me.
393
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,471
Plus, he took away
my Atari for a week.
394
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:41,600
How about you?
395
00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:43,574
My mom said that if I ever
did that again
396
00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:45,513
she'd slap all
the tartar off my teeth.
397
00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:47,838
Plus, my dad says I can't
come over anymore.
398
00:16:47,874 --> 00:16:49,444
Lucky for you,
399
00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:51,846
'cause next time we played,
I was gonna stomp you.
400
00:16:51,878 --> 00:16:54,208
Man, you wish.
401
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,117
Well, see ya.
402
00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:02,363
Yeah. See ya.
403
00:17:04,157 --> 00:17:06,257
[***]
404
00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:17,168
[DOOR CLOSES]
405
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:19,568
Hey.
406
00:17:19,606 --> 00:17:22,376
Your dad said you couldn't
come over to my house.
407
00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:24,609
He didn't say I couldn't
come over to yours.
408
00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:29,524
[BEATBOXING, DISTORTED]
409
00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:42,662
NARRATOR:
Even though we were spending12 cents' worth of electricity,
410
00:17:42,696 --> 00:17:45,266
my father thoughtit was worth it.
411
00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:47,398
[CONTINUES BEATBOXING]
412
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:51,673
[DOOR CLOSES]
413
00:17:51,705 --> 00:17:52,835
Greg?
414
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:57,312
Hey, Dad.
415
00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:01,653
What's this?
416
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:03,251
How you doing?
417
00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:05,223
GREG:
I went over
to Chris's house.
418
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:06,651
His dad brought
me home.
419
00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:10,858
Look, I think we got off
on the wrong foot.
420
00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:15,495
I just didn't want that
to get in the way of the boys.
421
00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:19,604
You two are real buddies, huh?
422
00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:21,572
Yeah.
Yeah.
423
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:24,701
JULIUS:
Anyway, I just
wanted to make sure
424
00:18:24,738 --> 00:18:26,938
Greg made it home okay.
425
00:18:26,973 --> 00:18:28,443
Yeah. Thanks.
426
00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:31,175
Hey, Dad, can Chris
stay for a little while?
427
00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:33,211
[***]
428
00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:35,554
Yeah, sure.
429
00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:42,790
Julius,
you a beer-drinking man?
430
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:44,362
Is it cold?
431
00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:46,888
Come on.
432
00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:49,226
[***]
433
00:18:52,766 --> 00:18:55,896
NARRATOR:
After that, things kindof went back to normal.
434
00:18:55,935 --> 00:18:57,595
Mom started working again.
435
00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:59,637
So she let Dadget some sleep.
436
00:18:59,673 --> 00:19:02,343
Drew still didn't get blamedfor anything,
437
00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:04,305
and even thought Tonyagot on my nerves,
438
00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:07,584
I thought maybe it was timeto do something nice for her.
439
00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:10,284
Now that's how
you make hot chocolate.
440
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:11,686
Thanks, Chris.
441
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:15,559
Uh-uh. What are you doing?
Having hot chocolate.
442
00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:17,918
I told her she couldn't
have any hot chocolate.
443
00:19:17,957 --> 00:19:19,527
That's what I tried
to tell him.
444
00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:24,259
* Everybody hates Chris
445
00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:31,397
NARRATOR:
Stay tuned for scenesfrom our next episode.
446
00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:35,440
[***]
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