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Hey, Mom, what are you still doing in bed?

I'm just tired.

I just... What do you need?

You don't look just tired.

Are you okay?

Are you upset about something?

I'm fine.

Oh, yeah, you seem really fine.

What's going on?

Nothing.

I don't... I'm not going to talk about it with you, dear.

All right?

It's nothing that you need to worry about.

Nothing that concerns you.

But you should be excited.

Your 20th wedding anniversary's coming up.

Yeah, I'm thrilled.

What?

It's not like Dad forgot or anything.

No, I wish he would at this point, though.

Okay, now you have to tell me what's going on.

I'm not going to leave now.

Honey, it's not appropriate to talk about with you, okay?

You're just, it's not appropriate.

Mom, you can tell me anything.

It's fine.

No, I'm not going to talk to you.

I'm not going to talk to my son about this.

It's not appropriate.

Hey, I'm cool.

And besides, I'm grown.

You can tell me anything.

I tell you tons of stuff I probably shouldn't.

What's the deal?

He wants to do a fucking swinger party.

It's disgusting.

What?

You're joking, right?

You're kidding.

Does this look like I'm joking?

Oh, you do seem kind of pissed.

Well, is it... I don't know.

Is it that awful to think about?

You guys have been together for 20 years.

It's got to be a little stale by this point.

I don't wanna have sex with other people.

I don't understand why I'm not enough for him.

Why he thinks this needs to happen.

You shouldn't think that way.

I'm a guy, and I can just tell you right now that it has nothing to do with you.

You're beautiful.

All my friends still think you're super hot.

They all want a piece of you.

Are you just scared?

I haven't been with anybody but your dad in 20 years.

Well, that's even a better reason to do this.

Aren't you a little bored?

Wouldn't you like to see what it's like to be touched by somebody else?

I mean, it's just touching.

See?

I don't need you to... Come on, Mom.

It's just touching.

No, it's not.

That's inappropriate.

What?

No.

I love you, but you really need to loosen up.

It's just touching.

It's not just touching.

You can't get used to me touching you.

How are you supposed to do a swinger party?

What do you mean get used to you touching me?

You're my son.

You shouldn't be.

I know.

You should be even more comfortable with me.

I...

I've known you my entire life.

You should just... You just gotta be comfortable, Mom.

Just be comfortable and don't worry about it.

Excuse me!

What?

Stop!

I don't think this is appropriate.

It doesn't have to be uncomfortable.

Are you getting hard?

Well, you are really sexy and you're talking about swinging and...

I... No, I... Your dad is talking about swinging.

I know, but you should just relax.

I can help you relax.

No, I don't think you can.

I can.

I can help.

Mom, it's just touching.

It's just touching.

It's not right.

If you just loosen up a little bit, I think that...

you might enjoy it a little.

And then, when dad takes you to this party, you can have a really, really good time.