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What if you just get out of here and then I do?

Honey, really?

Really?

What?

You shouldn't have had that last night.

You shouldn't have.

You think I should just watch you?

That's kind of weird.

I don't want to watch you.

I mean, I'm... I don't know.

I'm going to jerk off.

Like...

You can do whatever you want.

Oh, I mean, I wanted to.

But what are you doing, honey?

I'm helping you.

Jeez.

Oh, my God.

I mean, you just don't stare at me, okay?

Okay.

You are really horny over there.

You weren't lying.

It's because I mentioned it, isn't it?

Yeah.

All of a sudden, like, yeah.

This is kind of weird.

This is kind of weird.

I'm just, like, why... Okay.

You shouldn't be watching me do this.

I know, but it's just like, we're both whoring, and it's like, we have to do it alone.

I mean, I shouldn't have had, what was it, eight margaritas or ten?

Eight or ten.

Something like that.

Oh.

Yeah.

It's definitely ten.

Oh, God.

That firefighter in the basement.

I can't stop thinking about him.

Honey, that thing's just, like, out.

That's what happens.

I mean, holy shit, you definitely take after your father.

Yeah.

You do.

You definitely take after your father.

Oh.

Honey.

What?

I can't even look at it.

We're on vacation.

It doesn't matter.

Just look at it.

I thought you got me so funny.

What are you doing?

I just want to... I just want to touch it.

Touch it?

All right.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

We did drink a lot.

You're not going to say anything about me touching your penis to your friends, are you?

They wouldn't believe me anyway.

Oh, my God.

I just think that we should... We can make each other feel better, right?

Yeah.

That's what fucked up.

You have a handful on me.