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It's your fault.

I love my hat, though.

It looks very nice.

Does it look good on me?

You look beautiful.

You're welcome.

Thank you.

I love it.

I'm going to wear it every single day.

Nice.

I get a lot of attention.

How are you guys going to want to get with you?

Oh, thank God.

I need something real of it.

Oh, maybe you should wear it.

You want to try it on?

No, it's for you.

Make sure you put the bow on the side.

That would look good.

Yeah, you can do it.

I don't know.

I don't think this is really my style.

I love it.

It's my favorite hat ever.

I'm never going to take it off, ever.

Just take it off.

Well, I mean, I'm going to wear it every day, though.

I'm going to wear it every day.

Did I ever get that guy's number?

Remember that one guy from the bar?

Which one?

The really hot one.

The one that I would not stop talking to.

Oh, the guy with the baseball cap?

Oh, yeah, that one.

I think he was like a firefighter or something.

He can come.

Take my fire any day.

Sorry, I'm just like... I'm kind of horny.

I'm not going to lie.

I can relate.

I mean, I don't even want to hear that.

I have a girlfriend in, like, three months.

Um, hello.

Uh, your father left me.

I haven't gotten laid in, like, months.

I figured you must have hooked up with... No.

I want, like... But you weren't on a couple dates.

You never hooked up with anyone.

No.

Mm-mm.

Those are your strikeouts.

Shh.

Um, but the firefighter, he can...

I shouldn't even be saying that around you.

Oh, God.

Maybe you should get out of here.

Why?

I think it's... I don't know.

How's my room?

I don't know.

You're gonna... And I'm a little horny.

and I had like what ten margaritas did I have ten margaritas like how many margaritas did I have something like that we did some jello shots too oh my god we did I can't believe you made me do a jello shot I didn't make you do one kind of oh I remember cause they had grape and I hate grape but I did it anyway

God.

So, um, you gonna get out of here?

No, just stay here.

No, you can't stay here alone.

I got something to do.

Why?

Because your mom has something to do.

You know, playtime for myself.

I can just do it too.

What do you mean you can just do it?

No, you can't.

No.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

I'm horny, too.

I don't care if you're horny.

Just because you're horny doesn't mean you can just... What?

We're in my room.

Doing anything?

Like... Like, you just knew you shouldn't leave.

I mean, if we just, like... What?

Watched each other.

No, I don't want to watch you.

I don't want to see that.

Oh.