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[growls]

[fizzles, zaps]

[snarls]

[thunder rumbles]

[epic theme playing]

[zaps, snarls]

[tense music playing]

[grunts]

-Woo! Nice work, girl!

-That flag can use some wind, Feathers.

-[roars] -Whoa! Watch it!

-Ugh, these stupid flags are too small. Webs can't hit 'em.

-Yes, the flag is the problem.

-Whoa! [grunts] Quit it, you two!

You're gonna get tangled up.

-Wu and Wei are really takin' this

"capture the flag" thing seriously.

-Whoa!

-[Tom laughs] -[Jun grunts, laughs]

D'ANGELO: Looks like that's all of them.

Man, I knew Buzzsaw was crazy territorial,

but these flags are next level.

-It wouldn't hurt to put some sensors

of our own down here to keep track of him.

Who took out my stuff and filled my bag with cheesy loops?!

-Oh, oh! Right here! Right here! C'mon, Gonzo. C'mon. Ah.

-Maybe we can set some sensors next time we're down here.

Right now, I'd like to check out the local flora

to see if there's anything I can use in the dragon hospital.

You wanna help, Tom?

Tom?

Where'd he go?

-Where do you think? -[distant chatter]

-No, I didn't. [laughs] It's not, it's not me!

-Oh, hey! Hello! Earth to Tommy and Junie!

We're bein' a team over here! Makin' plans and stuff.

Maybe you two wanna be a part of it?

-[clears throat] Sorry, guys. We got distracted.

-Yeah. You guys are distracted a lot lately.

-What's that supposed to mean?

-Nothing.

-O-kay. -Yeah, we've just, you know,

we-we've known each other a long time,

so we have a lot to talk about.

-Oh, give us a break.

You're not fooling anybody, Kullersen.

Just admit that you like my sister.

-Well, sure, Eugene. We all like Jun.

[Eugene blows raspberry]

-No. I don't mean just like.

I mean you like-likeher.

-[awkward chuckling] What?! Real funny, Eugene.

I-I've known Jun, like, forever. Since we were little kids!

That would be so weird, right, if, if that were true, you know?

[stammers] Wouldn't, wouldn't that be, like, super weird?

Like, like-likeJun?

I, uh, s-she's weird--No, she's not--

That-That's really a stretch.

It's, uh, b-because we're, we're like,

you know, um--

[stammers] G-Go ahead, t-t-tell 'em, tell 'em, Jun.

-Right, Tom.

That would never happen

because I'm just super weird.

In fact, since you're so weirded out by me

and I'm so "yikes" to you,

I'll just leave you alone.

You'd probably prefer that anyway.

-No, Jun, wait! That's, that's not what I meant!

-Well, this is awkward.

[imitates plane crashing, blows raspberry]

-Crash and burn, Kullersen. [laughs]

What?

[screeches]

-And there he goes again.

Sticking his head right back into the mouth of the lion.

TOM: Jun, slow down!

Jun!

[growling]

-Looky what we have here. A house divided.

Ford! Winston! -Yeah, boss?

-Ready your boulder barfers.

I'm goin' after those two twerps and the lightning bird.

You two round up the others. Should be easy pickings.

-You can count on us!

-Not really. But do it anyway.

-Let's go, Jack. -[roars]

-We got this.

-Uhh... where'd our dragons go?

[Ford sighs]

[melancholy music playing]

[Wu/Wei grumbling]

-TOM: Jun! -[Jun groans]

[Wu growls]

Hey.

-Hey yourself.

[Wu/Wei growling]

-I just... wanted to see i-if you were all right.

-Like you care. -What?

W-Why would you think that I don't care?

-We can start with "yikes"?

Or could you have possibly said "weird" more times?

-I-I-I-I didn't mean that you'reweird.

Just that it would be weird

because we [stammers] I-I j--I just--

[dragon roars]

-Surprise, kiddos!

-Buzzsaw! Ah!

[tense music playing]

-Your dragons are as good as mine!

-Jun!

Thunder!

[laughing]

[zapping]

-Jack?! -[Jack roars]

* *

[yells]

[Tom, Jun coughing]

-At least we're safe.

-[coughs] For now.

[Wei growls]

* *

-Whoa.

Amazing!

Not a bad place to be trapped.

[Jun gasps]

-Look.

[ethereal music playing]

[screeching]

[roars]

-Guess these are the dragons that carved this place.

-Aww! They're like little woodchucks!

-Woodchippers. [chuckles]

-We should find a way out.

I'm sure you don't wanna be stuck in here with me any longer

than you have to be.

[grumbles]

-I know, I know, pal. She's tough.

-[grumbles] -I-I'm workin' on it.

-Those scrawny middle schoolers

think they can hide from me inside a tree?

Trees are my thing!

I've felled hundreds of trees before,

or at least paid someone to do it,

and this tree will be no different.

-Jack! Start chopping! -[evil laughter]

-What's happening? -Buzzsaw.

If he takes down this tree, he's going to take the entire

Woodchipper colony down with it.

[screeching]

-Uh, Tom?

The tree's not the only thing we have to worry about.

I'm pretty sure the Woodchippers have decided

weare the bad guys.

-Any sign of them? -Nothing.

[distant roars]

And I don't wanna stay up there too long.

Those giant, hungry sky dragons are still out there.

-Maybe the person that caused Tom and Jun to leave

should be doing the searching?

-Look, don't blame me. I bet they're glad I said it.

They're probably off holdin' hands

and talkin' about the universe or somethin'. Blech.

-I don't know, Eugene.

If Tom says it's not like that,

then it's probably not like that.

-Oh, o-okay, Dr. D. Uh, just tell me somethin':

Is living in the dark really peaceful?

-Eh, well, wherever they are, we should widen our search.

-Ready that sniffer, Plow! -[grumbles]

What is it, girl? Are they close?

[roars]

[tense music playing]

WINSTON: Here, little dragons.

-Uh, that doesn't sound like Tom and Jun.

-Psp psp psp. Come on out. -They're not little, Winston.

-It's a term of endearment.

-Yeah, so is sweetie and lambchop,

but you don't hear me calling 'em that, hm?

-[roars] -Surprise!

[both yelling]

-What are you bozos doing?

-We're not tellin' you kids nothin'.

-Yeah. What he said.

-Then I guess we'll just have to do this the hard way.

[both panicking]

-[growls] -Easy, pal.

They're just scared.

[screeching]

[roars]

-Ugh. We wouldn't even be in this position

if Eugene had just kept his big mouth shut.

-More like this wouldn't have happened

if you didn't give a big, cringy speech

about how unlikable and weird I am.

-Now you're puttin' words in my mouth.

-It wasn't just what you said, it was the way you said it.

-I just said that we've known each other

since we were little kids,

-so it would be weird-- -See?!

[growls]

-No, no! I-I just--Ugh.

Can we just get out of here and then discuss this?

-Fine. If you wanna avoid the issue.

-I don't wanna avoid anything, except being attacked!

-All right! What's your plan, Kullersen?

[screeching]

-The exit is blocked, but these Woodchippers

can chew through the tree. If we can bond with them--

-Maybe they'll dig us an exit.

Better than watching you dig your own hole deeper.

* *

-All right.

-Come on, little Woodchipper. -[growls]

-[screeches, sniffs]

-[chuckles] There ya go, there you go.

-[screeches] -Ah, ah!

Ugh, this isn't working.

[screeching]

-They move in perfect unison.

It's like they're all of one mind!

-Well, if that's true,

then we have to find out which mind is controlling them.

-They operate like a colony of insects,

and a colony usually has a queen.

-Right. And if we can bond with her,

maybe she'll convince these guys to help.

Nice work, Jun!

-Guess it's actually a good thing I'm around.

-I never said I didn't like having you around!

-Gimme everything you got on Buzzsaw, you maggots!

-Where are Tom and Jun?! -D! I'm doin' a thing here!

-And what's the deal with the flags?

-Guys! Come on!

I'm playing Good Dragon Rider/ Bad Dragon Rider,

and I'm the Bad Dragon Rider!

You two are gonna talk, or we feed ya like tater tots

-to our ferocious dragons. -[both gasp]

[gentle music plays]

[groans]

-Don't worry. You have plenty of time to think about it.

[grunts, yells]

When Feathers eats, she starts at the toes

and slowly works her way up to the head.

-All right, all right! -Yeah, yeah, yeah!

W-We'll tell you everything!

-Ugh. This place goes on forever!

And is it just me, or do all these chambers look the same?

-Not this one. Look.

[screeching]

TOM: The Queen.

We found her.

We score points with her, we're as good as outta here.

JUN: Careful, Tom.

If you mess this up,

you'll be stuck in here with me forever.

And we both know you'd hate that.

-You know that's not true.

-Pfft.

-You're one of my best friends.

How could you think that--

[yells, grunts]

What the heck?! What was that for?!

-I guess you offended her, too.

You're on a roll... Here, let me try.

-[sniffs] -Hmm...

She doesn't think I'm so repulsive.

-Seriously? Okay, I'm sorry I hurt your feelings,

but I was put on the spot.

-I didn't know what else to say. -Whatever.

-Whatever? Okay.

What would you have said if Eugene said that to you?

-That's dumb.

It, it doesn't matter what I would've said.

Eugene says dumb things all the time.

It's just--It's dumb.

-Ohh, so hangin' out with me is dumb?

-No! No, no, no! That's not what I meant.

You're being stupid.

-Oh, hear that, Thunder? Now I'm dumb and stupid.

-Stop distracting me! You wanna get outta here or not?

[roars]

-Um, Jun,

somethin' tells me she changed her mind about bonding with you.

[screeching]

-You scared her, and now here comes her whole colony!

-Me?! You were bonding with her!

-Well, clearly, no one here feels like bonding.

-Clearly! C'mon, pal!

[screeches]

-All right, look, w-we don't know where he gets 'em,

but he uses botanicals.

-To survive the harsh Hidden World environments?

-What? No. To smell fresh.

-Ugh, this is going nowhere fast.

-Wait!

What kind of botanicals?

-The fancy organic kind. But that's all I know.

-Very interesting. -[D'Angelo sighs]

-What else? -[roars]

-Okay, okay!

Buzzsaw's allergic to synthetic fabrics.

-And he says he's 5'9, but he's not an inch over 5'7.

-Yeah, we gotta hunch down around him

just so he don't feel bad.

-And his eyebrows are not natural.

Somehow, he threads 'em!

-Hmm.

How do they compare to my eyebrows?

In your opinion.

Now be honest, but not too honest.

Be gentle.

-That was so strange.

Why couldn't either of us bond with her?

-I don't know.

-It looked like it was working when you tried.

-Yeah, and then you broke my focus.

[sighs]

[grumbles]

Y-You put me on the spot and I didn't know what to say.

I-I got... anxious.

-That's how I've felt all day.

Every time I try to talk or explain how I feel, I get all--

-"Weird."

-Y-You don't like that word, but I get anxious, I guess.

[solemn music playing]

-That's it... We're the problem.

-You think we're a problem?

-Yes! I mean, no, but yes.

Dragons are emotional creatures.

-You think they're pickin' up on our emotions?

-Yeah. Every time you and I argued,

the Woodchippers reacted. So did the Queen.

Animals can be really sensitive to emotional energies,

sometimes becoming aggressive when they sense--

-Anxiety!

So, if we wanna bond with the Queen

and get out of here, we need to figure out

what's making us so anxious and resolve it.

-Exactly.

-Uh--[sighs]

-Well?

Go ahead.

-Oh, me? Why do, why do I have to start?

-Because you started this whole thing.

-What?! Just because I don't know how to--

I-I-I mean, if you're so sure

about what the right thing to say is,

-why don't you say it? -Because you'resupposed to!

Ugh, never mind. This is pointless.

-Ugh.

* *

-...and ever since,

I've had a deep-seated fear of abandonment.

-Okay, enough! This isn't working.

-What are you talkin' about? They're givin' me everything.

-We don't care about that stuff.

We just need to know what Buzzsaw is up to.

What's he planning?

-[plays recording] -FORD [on recording]: And he says he's 5'9,

but he's not an inch over 5'7.

WINSTON [on recording]: Yeah, we gotta hunch down

around him just so he don't feel bad.

-FORD: And his eyebrows are not natural. -[stops recording]

-You want me to play this for Buzzsaw,

so he can sic his giant dragon on you?

-All right, all right! He's been setting out those flags

to send a message and stake his claim.

-He wants this whole dragon world

entirely under his control.

Like, his own empire or something.

-H-He went after those friends of yours.

[Eugene, Alex, D'Angelo gasp]

-Tom and Jun.

-Hey! What are you do--

Ah!

[screeches]

What if she doesn't feel the same way?

[light music playing]

Hey.

-Hey. -Um--

Look, I'm really, I'm really sorry.

All the stuff I said.

I was just nervous because I don't know how to--

I should've told you how I felt sooner.

-How you felt?

-How I feel.

Jun, I'm... falling!

-You are?

-Y-You're falling for-- -The tree!

[both grunt, yell]

The tree is falling!

-Nice work, Jack.

Just a few more strikes

and those twerps will be shouting,

"Timber!"

Then we'll move in on that lightning bird.

[evil laughter]

-Wu! Wei! Stay close!

-Just hold on, hold on! We'll get out of here. [grunts]

-How? The Woodchippers won't help us

and the tree is coming down!

[both grunt]

-I know... It's now or never.

All right, Jun.

I didn't say it before because

I didn't wanna mess up our friendship,

or, like, you know, but I like you.

Like, like-likeyou.

I have for a while,

and-and-and-and I love hangin' out with you.

You're the coolest person I've ever met,

and if you don't feel the same way I understand,

and-and that's okay, and I feel really weird now, so--

-I like you too, Kullersen.

Like-like.

You're crazy and full of really bad ideas and some good ones,

but it wasn't fair to put saying it first totally on you.

I was scared too.

And... yeah.

[chittering]

[laughs] Looks like we got an audience.

[chittering]

* *

-We need a way out of here.

-You think you can help us out?

[screeches]

-[laughs] All right, Jack.

Take out that central root

and this whole thing will come down!

And along with it,

the lightning bird and his dweebs.

-[rumbling] -[gasps] What's that?

[triumphant music playing]

-That's enough, Buzzsaw!

[groans]

That's your guy.

[all screeching]

-What?! No!

They will pay the price for helping you, I'll see to it!

[roars]

[screeching]

[laughing] That's all you got?

A bunch of runt dragons?! Ha! Hold 'em off, Jack!

[yelling] Gah!

D'ANGELO: Stay away from our friends!

ALEX: Yeah!

-What?! -[laughs] Take that!

-About time you showed up!

* *

-Ah!

[roars]

Stay back! Don't come any closer!

[screeches]

The odds won't be this good for you next time... Jack!

-ALEX: Yeah! -D'ANGELO: In your face!

-TOM: See ya! -[Jun cheering]

-[groans] They got the drop on us

with those Beaver dragons,

-but next time-- -WINSTON: Boss?

-[both grunting] -What are you idiots doing?

-It was the Riders! They came outta nowhere!

-They interrogated us! Gave us the third degree!

But we didn't say nothing.

-Oh, yeah right. You sung like a canary!

-Oh yeah? I wasn't the one

who spilled the beans about the botanicals!

-Enough! For your buffoonery,

you can both find your own way back.

Oh, and don't bother returning until you've found your dragons.

-Dragons! Psp psp psp. Dragons!

-Buzzsaw did a lot of damage, but I think the tree'll hold.

-And it'll grow back over time.

-I'll have you know, Kullersen,

that while you were off makin' goo-goo eyes at my sister,

I gathered some serious intelligence on our boy Buzzsaw.

-I think he means Alex gathered the intelligence.

-Gonzo helped. I'll debrief you later.

But you probably won't recognize me

'cause these puppies are gettin' threaded. [pops tongue]

-Seems like you two patched things up.

-You could say that. [chuckles]

-I knew it!

-What happened to,

"If Tom says it's nothing, it's nothing."

-I was just being supportive.

-Hm, well, it's about time.

-Ah, don't smile at each other. I'm right here!

Ah, come on, guys! Webs, look away. Ugh!

[all laughing]

[epic theme playing]