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Yeah. OK.
When did he start doing that?
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'In A&E.'
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Yeah, what colour?
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'Sorry?'
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What colour was the puke?
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Colin, go back down to A&E,
find his puke and call me back.
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- 'Find his...? Sorry?'
- Jesus, you know where A&E is?
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'Yeah...'
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Look, you really shouldn't be
calling me.
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'Yeah, and what about...'
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Thank you.
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That's a pound a nut.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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I wonder if you'd like to sit
somewhere more comfortable.
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More comfortable?
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Sorry.
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It's just, we have a big conference
today and we need this area.
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I'm meeting someone. It's important.
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Oh, um... Let me get back to you.
Probably all right for half an hour.
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Great.
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Mia?
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'No. It's Colin Farber.
From the hospital.'
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I know who you are, unfortunately,
Colin.
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'Yeah. Right. So the puke is green.'
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So go and find Mr Khan.
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'No, he's not on call.'
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Neither am I, Colin.
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So get Mr Khan to confirm
a bile leak.
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He's a real doctor who actually,
unlike you, knows some stuff,
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and you'll stand
an even-to-good chance
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of not killing your patient
if you take his advice. OK?
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'Oh. Hang on. No.
We've got the wrong puke.'
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I think we're done here, Colin.
My office tomorrow, 8.30am,
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and your retcher better still be
alive
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or we'll be having a long chat.
Do you understand?
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'Yeah, er...'
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Fucking hell.
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'Hi, you've got Mia.
Message or text me.'
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You're late.
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And... yeah.
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Idiot!
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Oh, what?
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They'll be getting hot and heavy
over Brighton.
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Yeah. I was with Kev
in the negotiation.
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That's not a strategic partnership.
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It's grooming!
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Keep it in your pants, Kev.
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Excuse me.
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So sorry. Look, I was
kind of sitting here and...
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That's my drink.
And that's my bag there.
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Oh, sorry. We sort of need
this space. Is that OK?
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Yeah, well, given that you're
a little inconsiderate, it's... OK.
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Oh, wow. And you're a little rude
when you try.
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I'm not really trying.
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Give him his little sack, Martin.
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Thank you.
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Cheers.
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Thanks. Didn't mean to be difficult.
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But you are. So it's fine.
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What an arsehole. What was he like?
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He left his nuts.
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I was just about giving up on you.
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'Yeah. Got held up.'
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So this hotel's ridiculous
and I've checked into the penthouse,
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it's like this flagship
Ikea showroom.
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'I'm not coming.'
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Do I actually want to know why
you're not coming or...?
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'I met someone.'
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Right, right. So, since you called me
yesterday and told me
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to drop everything and book into
a hotel, you've met someone.
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'Don't always be an idiot, Stephen.'
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I beg your pardon?
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Is it someone special, by any chance?
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'Yes.'
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You are such a fuck-up.
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Did you get moved?
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Er, yeah.
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They're local government officers.
Terrible tippers.
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Bummer.
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Let me get you something.
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No. I'm going to go.
I just got stood up.
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Really?
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You're very sweet.
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Thanks. It's on the conference.
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Oh. Cheers.
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Have an adventure. Why not?
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Yeah. Why not?
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Building Devolved
Enterprise will begin
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in five minutes in the conference
room. Grab a drink...
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Sorry. Excuse me.
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Oh.
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Hello again.
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Yeah. Hi. I didn't realise
you were here for this.
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Oh, Christ.
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Oh, don't worry, it's fine.
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No. God, I'm so embarrassed.
You're Matthew Binney.
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Um, Heidi Greenholm.
Northamptonshire Partnership.
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Er, hi.
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I'm so sorry I was prickly before.
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No, really, really, don't worry.
It was a meeting of minds.
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OK. Um, we've heard so much
about your, um, Argyll initiative.
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Great. Great.
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Yeah. You guys really
cut the crap up there.
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Mmm. We try.
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I read your blog, you know.
Your so-called mystery blog.
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They would so can the arse of anyone
who pulled that in Northamptonshire.
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There was a bit of a flair deficit
in Argyll.
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Unlike Northampton, I'm sure.
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There's no shortage of talent there.
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Yeah. It's a hothouse.
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So, er, what do you do?
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Oh. Um, HR strategy.
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Ah.
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I specialise in firing
pervy headmasters.
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Nice.
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Yeah. There's a lot
of begging for mercy.
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Of course. Oh. I'd like to see that.
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Oh, erm, we've got
Building Devolved Enterprise now.
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We should probably...
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Will that be good?
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No. It's a complete
pile of toss-cake, obviously.
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Oh, dear.
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But I had to come. You? What?
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All the way from Argyll,
wherever the fuck that is.
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Er, seeking strategic partnership.
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There's a real shortage
of those in Scotland.
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How do you usually go about that?
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Adventurously.
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Yeah. Well, I see
the sense in your thinking.
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So, do you want
to get a proper drink?
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We can totally check out
Local Authority Transition.
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It's just that, um, I think it might
be a bit too exciting for me.
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I'm not as young as I was.
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Um... yeah.
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Great. Great, great.
Well, um, downstairs.
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Yeah. Follow me.
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OK.
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Are you sure
she said it was down here?
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I think so.
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Yeah, well,
I bet you've done this before.
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- Fairly sure.
- Yeah, right. I don't know.
- It seems quiet.
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Jesus. It's closed.
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Great.
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Wow.
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We can sit over there.
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OK.
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It's nice.
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My line manager will need another
six months off with stress
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if she finds out I bunked off.
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Well, there you go.
You're doing her a favour.
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You're right. It's nice.
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Stuff it.
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Yeah.
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Matthew. Hmm?
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Do you mind me asking you
if you're married?
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Not that I'm thinking of doing
anything other than, I don't know,
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sit around, get a bit blasted, have
slightly edgy banter with you.
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It's just that it is already feeling
a bit wrong on a number of counts.
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Wrong?
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Yeah, wrong. Because...
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Well, I am actually married.
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Ahh.
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Yeah. And it's, er...
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A bit wrong.
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Yeah.
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Sorry.
So, do you want to go back up?
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Nah. We're all right for a bit.
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I think we are. I-I'm not
going to jump you.
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You promise?
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Because I'm liking you so far,
but you wouldn't want to spoil it.
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Not at all.
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And it is fucking boring up there.
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Right.
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Oh God. Do you always think you
might...
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Oh, it's so childish.
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W-what?
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Erm... the slight fantasy about,
erm...
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a bit of a moment
at a conference.
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Oh, no, it's a good one I find.
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Well, maybe.
Are we having a moment now?
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Relax.
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It's... It's very peaceful here.
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I'm not married.
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Actually, I think I just got dumped.
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Oh. When?
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Recently.
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Did you take it badly?
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Well, I'm not taking
it as badly as I thought.
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Funny.
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Even though she, sort of,
totally fucked me over.
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Oh, yeah, I get that. You can't mess
with the Scottish birds.
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I'm sorry?
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Er, I presume she's from the
Outer Hebrides or I don't know.
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Oh, I see. No, no, no.
She's... No.
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Well, I like it when good-looking
men get fucked over.
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It's probably keeping you honest.
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Well, not as much as it should be.
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I'm separated...
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We're trailing it.
Just a trial thing.
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Is there any,
any particular reason?
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I need to know he's not going to
bore me shitless for the next
however many decades...
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Got it.
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While we meander towards key
moments like deciding to have
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kids of some description.
That's the big elephanty thing.
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I see.
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You do?
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I'm just, just listening.
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You're pretty good at it.
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Well, it's in a rather tightly
focused group of things
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I'm actually competent at.
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Right. Well, I'll keep taking
advantage, if you don't mind.
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We'll probably never
see each other again after all.
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What happens in London,
stays in London.
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Er, nothing's gonna happen.
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I do love him.
I mean, I'm pretty sure I do.
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Well, it's a start.
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But...
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Oh, you can't help wondering,
you know, is there someone,
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or something else out there that you
just missed somehow.
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So you subtly screw everything up
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cos you're playing with
the idea that you could do better.
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Is that what you're doing now?
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I'm thinking you're a bit
more of a short-term fantasy.
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Medium to long-term is not my forte.
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Is that why she dumped you?
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Probably.
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She doesn't give much away.
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I'm 40 years old.
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It smells of disappointment.
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Not for me, other people.
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But, erm, hey,
I can still entertain.
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Ah, there's life in the old dog.
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I said 40.
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Nah, you're into the wall.
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I think you're running
out of road.
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Well, not exactly running out
of road...
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Yeah, your bell is tolling.
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Cheers.
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Yeah, cheers, mate.
It's tolling for you.
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That hurts. The tolling bit.
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So...
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so when you go back
to your husband...
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Who says I'm going back to him?
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Right. No, OK. Sorry.
When you go back to your husband...
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Fuck you, mister.
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OK. Yeah.
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Yeah. He's gotta shape up.
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Let's drink to that.
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No.
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Bollocks.
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We're doing it, right?
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I'm having a fucking moment
and I'm enjoying it.
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You like me. Right?
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I do.
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You'd screw me...
258
00:14:26,995 --> 00:14:29,673
if you thought I'd let you,
259
00:14:29,675 --> 00:14:32,993
but you're enough of a gentleman
not to push it.
260
00:14:32,995 --> 00:14:35,753
Correct.
261
00:14:35,755 --> 00:14:37,113
Reluctantly.
262
00:14:37,115 --> 00:14:41,073
OK.
263
00:14:41,075 --> 00:14:42,953
OK.
264
00:14:42,955 --> 00:14:46,955
Yeah. I think I might tell him.
265
00:14:48,355 --> 00:14:51,193
What?
That you met a really good listener?
266
00:14:51,195 --> 00:14:53,953
That I met someone who wanted to
fuck me senseless.
267
00:14:53,955 --> 00:14:57,233
Well, I'm not sure I quite
qualify.
268
00:14:57,235 --> 00:14:58,633
Leave it.
269
00:14:58,635 --> 00:15:02,635
This is my moment.
270
00:15:03,835 --> 00:15:07,393
I want him to pay attention,
that's all.
271
00:15:07,395 --> 00:15:11,395
I could so spend an afternoon just
talking, laughing, fucking...
272
00:15:17,115 --> 00:15:19,473
I do have the penthouse.
273
00:15:19,475 --> 00:15:20,953
Huh?
274
00:15:20,955 --> 00:15:24,955
Nothing.
275
00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:32,395
I think I'd like to
go for a swim now.
276
00:15:33,035 --> 00:15:34,313
Really?
277
00:15:34,315 --> 00:15:37,833
Yeah.
278
00:15:37,835 --> 00:15:40,273
It's looks all right.
279
00:15:40,275 --> 00:15:44,275
I'm going in.
280
00:15:45,635 --> 00:15:47,433
Heidi?
281
00:15:47,435 --> 00:15:48,793
Yeah?
282
00:15:48,795 --> 00:15:51,553
Nothing. It's just that...
283
00:15:51,555 --> 00:15:53,313
It's rude to stare.
284
00:15:53,315 --> 00:15:57,315
OK. I'm just thinking...
you've had a fair amount of wine...
285
00:15:59,395 --> 00:16:03,395
I swim two miles every morning.
What are you? My GP?
286
00:16:15,395 --> 00:16:18,273
Hey, mate, leave it.
287
00:16:18,275 --> 00:16:19,713
Come on, Matthew.
288
00:16:19,715 --> 00:16:22,715
Forget the silly cow for half an
hour. Let's play it out.
289
00:16:28,315 --> 00:16:31,153
Yeah!
290
00:16:31,155 --> 00:16:32,433
Whoo!
291
00:16:32,435 --> 00:16:36,353
♪ Da-da-da-da
Da-da-da! ♪
292
00:16:36,355 --> 00:16:39,073
Are you sure you're ready for this?
293
00:16:39,075 --> 00:16:43,075
Yeah!
294
00:16:43,155 --> 00:16:45,553
What's so funny?
295
00:16:45,555 --> 00:16:48,113
Your face!
296
00:16:48,115 --> 00:16:52,115
Whoo!
297
00:16:52,755 --> 00:16:56,313
Oh, it's freezing!
There's no heating!
298
00:16:56,315 --> 00:17:00,315
You great big pussy!
299
00:17:01,955 --> 00:17:05,955
Oh, shit!
300
00:17:08,515 --> 00:17:12,515
You know, really seriously now...
301
00:17:14,595 --> 00:17:17,833
Shit!
302
00:17:17,835 --> 00:17:21,835
That is so not on. You child!
303
00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:30,633
It's cold, it's so cold.
304
00:17:30,635 --> 00:17:33,753
Are you OK? Are you all right?
Do you want me to keep you warm?
305
00:17:33,755 --> 00:17:36,713
Yes, please.
Yes, please. Thank you very much.
306
00:17:36,715 --> 00:17:40,715
I'm not warm enough.
I'm not warm enough.
307
00:18:03,675 --> 00:18:05,035
Leave it.
308
00:18:06,595 --> 00:18:09,833
I'm sorry.
309
00:18:09,835 --> 00:18:13,835
I'm really sorry.
I've just got to check.
310
00:18:25,915 --> 00:18:29,113
'Mr Kelly? Stephen?!
Mr Kelly?!'
311
00:18:29,115 --> 00:18:30,673
Yes. Colin, why are you calling?
312
00:18:30,675 --> 00:18:33,353
'He's really septic. His BP's
dropping. I don't know what to do.'
313
00:18:33,355 --> 00:18:34,393
Slow down.
314
00:18:34,395 --> 00:18:37,873
'He's not breathing. The puke guy,
he's stopped breathing.'
315
00:18:37,875 --> 00:18:39,473
Christ. OK.
316
00:18:39,475 --> 00:18:41,353
'I just went to get a cup of tea...'
317
00:18:41,355 --> 00:18:43,513
Yeah, whatever. Is he hypotensive?
318
00:18:43,515 --> 00:18:45,553
'Yes. Yeah, he is.'
319
00:18:45,555 --> 00:18:47,593
Where's the ITU Registrar, Colin?
320
00:18:47,595 --> 00:18:50,033
'I don't know. I'm on my own.
I can't find Mr Khan.'
321
00:18:50,035 --> 00:18:53,433
Calm down. Colin,
you need to call the crash team.
322
00:18:53,435 --> 00:18:56,433
You need to call the crash team,
call the crash team now.
323
00:18:56,435 --> 00:18:57,913
'OK. What now?'
324
00:18:57,915 --> 00:19:01,433
Jesus Christ! Chest compressions,
Colin. Compressions.
325
00:19:01,435 --> 00:19:03,673
'Yes.'
326
00:19:03,675 --> 00:19:06,953
What? Are you counting?
Ten seconds and they're there.
327
00:19:06,955 --> 00:19:08,633
Just keep compressing.
328
00:19:08,635 --> 00:19:09,873
'OK, I have a pulse.'
329
00:19:09,875 --> 00:19:13,033
Yeah? Good. OK. You did OK, Colin.
Yep, you did OK.
330
00:19:13,035 --> 00:19:16,233
Keep going, keep it there. You're on
it now. You're on it now. Well done.
331
00:19:16,235 --> 00:19:20,235
'Thank you. Thank you, Stephen.'
332
00:19:29,195 --> 00:19:33,195
That's very, very bad.
333
00:19:34,955 --> 00:19:38,955
It's possibly...
not, not so awful.
334
00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:44,875
Oh, it really is.
335
00:20:08,035 --> 00:20:09,793
So, who are you?
336
00:20:09,795 --> 00:20:11,993
Uh, well...
337
00:20:11,995 --> 00:20:14,513
I'm a doctor. Obviously.
338
00:20:14,515 --> 00:20:16,753
So, interesting work is it?
339
00:20:16,755 --> 00:20:20,755
It's not too bad.
I don't have much time to...
340
00:20:21,995 --> 00:20:24,993
That is for being
a deceitful little weasel.
341
00:20:24,995 --> 00:20:26,953
Right.
342
00:20:26,955 --> 00:20:29,153
Would saying sorry help?
343
00:20:29,155 --> 00:20:31,633
Not really.
344
00:20:31,635 --> 00:20:35,635
I just... fell into it.
345
00:20:35,995 --> 00:20:38,313
Well, that's your problem.
You just play.
346
00:20:38,315 --> 00:20:40,433
It's why she dumped you
cos you're just playing.
347
00:20:40,435 --> 00:20:41,473
You think?
348
00:20:41,475 --> 00:20:42,833
Oh, yeah.
349
00:20:42,835 --> 00:20:44,993
It all makes you
feel like a bit of a tosser.
350
00:20:44,995 --> 00:20:48,995
Medium to long-term.
351
00:20:49,035 --> 00:20:50,713
What's your name?
352
00:20:50,715 --> 00:20:53,153
Stephen.
353
00:20:53,155 --> 00:20:56,153
Stephen Kelly.
354
00:20:56,155 --> 00:20:58,513
I like to know names.
355
00:20:58,515 --> 00:21:02,515
I pretty much know everyone
who's kissed me.
356
00:21:04,075 --> 00:21:08,075
Would you like my card?
357
00:21:08,715 --> 00:21:10,833
Bye.
358
00:21:10,835 --> 00:21:13,433
Bye.
359
00:21:13,435 --> 00:21:16,073
Good kisser. You can
add that to your list.
360
00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:19,033
Thanks.
361
00:21:19,035 --> 00:21:21,473
You're hot.
362
00:21:21,475 --> 00:21:25,475
I know.
363
00:21:50,275 --> 00:21:51,313
Hi.
364
00:21:51,315 --> 00:21:52,713
Hi.
365
00:21:52,715 --> 00:21:54,513
How was it?
366
00:21:54,515 --> 00:21:56,353
Yeah.
367
00:21:56,355 --> 00:21:57,833
Yeah. Not too bad.
368
00:21:57,835 --> 00:22:01,793
Good. Feel better?
369
00:22:01,795 --> 00:22:05,795
I'll live.
370
00:22:46,555 --> 00:22:50,513
How hard can it be to just meet
a nice, normal guy?
371
00:22:50,515 --> 00:22:52,489
What is so wrong with me?
372
00:22:53,864 --> 00:23:22,320
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