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Can I persuade you to take a sandwich?
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I'll get drive-through.
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You're counting on the Winged Avenger
to deliver you from evil...
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...aren't you, my friend?
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Are you going to kill me?
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Maybe, maybe not.
We're of two minds on the subject.
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Are you a gambling man?
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Let's say we flip for it?
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One man is born a hero,
his brother a coward.
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Babies starve, politicians grow fat...
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...holy men are martyred,
and junkies grow legion.
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Why?
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Why, why, why, why, why?
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Luck!
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Blind, stupid, simple, doo-dah...
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...clueless luck!
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The random toss...
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...is the only true justice.
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Let's see what justice has in store...
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...for you.
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It's like the touch of God.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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Fortune smiles.
Another day of wine and roses.
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In your case, beer and pizza.
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Out of here, guys!
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-But you said you'd let me live!
-Too true!
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And so you shall! Nothing's better
than live bait to trap a bat.
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Hot entrance.
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Two-Face?
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Two guards are dead.
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He's holding a third hostage.
Didn't see this one coming.
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We should have.
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The Second Bank of Gotham--
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Second anniversary
of the day I captured him.
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How could he resist?
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I'm Chase Meridian.
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I asked her to come here to consult
on the case. She specializes in--
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Abnormal psychology,
multiple personalities. I read your work.
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Insightful.
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Naive, but insightful.
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I'm flattered. Not every girl
makes a superhero's night table.
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Can we reason with him?
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-He's got innocent people up there.
-It won't do any good.
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-He'll slaughter them without a thought.
-Agreed.
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A trauma powerful enough to create
an alternate personality leaves one--
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In a world where normal rules
of right and wrong no longer apply.
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Exactly.
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Like you.
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I could write a hell of a paper on a man
who dresses like a flying rodent.
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Bats aren't rodents, Dr. Meridian.
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Really? I didn't know that.
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You are interesting.
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And call me Chase.
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By the way, do you have a first name,
or do I call you Bats?
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Let's start this party with a bang!
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Very punctual, even for his own funeral.
Boys!
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Kill the Bat!
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Blast him!
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Open sesame.
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It's a trap!
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Attention citizens of fair Gotham!
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When we open that safe,
we'll have everything we ever wanted:
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Enough cash to rain down upon
fair Gotham, a glorious flood of chaos.
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And, of course...
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...you, my boy, dead!
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It's boiling acid!
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For your dying pleasure, we are serving
the acid that made us the men we are!
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No!
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-Hold on.
-Yes!
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Haul away!
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Yes! Haul away!
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-Give me your hand.
-Don't let go!
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I must borrow this.
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That's my hearing aid!
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Thanks.
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Wow! My shoes are melting!
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No more!
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Hang on.
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Hang on?
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Get him down.
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Get him down.
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Take it easy with him.
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You'll be all right. Just stay calm.
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This'll fix him!
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Hang on, Batty!
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Let's see.
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Yes!
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
Oh, happy day!
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Farewell forever to that...
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...pointy-eared night rat!
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Face!
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You need help. Give it up.
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Have the good taste to die!
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See you!
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Despite a valiant effort
last night by Batman...
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...Harvey Two-Face is still at large
and extremely dangerous.
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In other news today...
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...billionaire Bruce Wayne extended
his profit-sharing program...
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...to the employees of the successful
electronics branch of Wayne Enterprises.
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Mr. Wayne.
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Your inspections are
a departmental highlight.
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Oh, my God, it's him.
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I am a winner. I am a winner.
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I am a winner.
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I am a winner.
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Bioremediation. Alternative fuel.
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Mr. Wayne, look at that time.
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Perhaps we should get to R & D
as soon as possible.
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Mister...?
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Oh, Bruce Wayne.
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No, that's my name. And you are?
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Nygma.
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Edward.
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Edward Nygma. You hired me personally.
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Just like I tell everyone.
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We've never actually met, but your name
was on the hiring slip. I have it.
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I need that hand back.
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Oh, yes, of course.
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I'm sorry.
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It's just that...
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...you're my idol.
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Back to work.
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And some people have been trying
to keep us apart.
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Back to work.
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It's okay.
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What's on your mind?
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Precisely.
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What's on all our minds?
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Brain waves.
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The future...
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...of Wayne Enterprises...
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...is brain waves.
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I must apologize, Mr. Wayne.
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-I terminated his project today.
-It's okay.
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I have it!
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My invention...
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...beams any TV signal directly
into the human brain.
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By stimulating neurons,
manipulating brain waves...
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...this device makes the audience
feel like they're inside the show.
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Why be brutalized by an uncaring world?
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Did you say "manipulating brain waves"?
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Yes.
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But...
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...someone like you would never need it.
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Someone so...
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...intelligent, witty and...
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...charming.
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I need a bit of additional funding
for human trials. Let me show you, please!
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Now, listen...
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...l want a full set of technical schematics
on this, okay?
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We'll be full partners in this, Bruce.
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Look at us! Two of a kind!
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You call my assistant, Margaret.
She'll set something up.
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That's not...
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...going to be good for me.
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I need an answer now.
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I think I deserve it.
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I'm sorry, then the answer is no.
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Tampering with people's brain waves...
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...mind manipulation...
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...it just raises too many questions.
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Sorry.
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Thanks, keep up the good work.
The factory looks great.
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All right, everyone!
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Back to work!
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We'll discuss this later!
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You were supposed to understand.
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I'll make you understand.
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Lock.
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Chair.
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I saw the signal.
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All is ready.
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Commissioner?
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He's at home.
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I sent the signal.
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What's wrong?
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Last night at the bank I noticed
something about Two-Face:
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His coin.
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It's his Achilles' heel.
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It can be exploited.
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I know.
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You called me for this?
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The Batsignal is not a beeper.
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I wish I could say that my interest
in you was...
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...purely professional.
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Are you trying to get under my cape?
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A girl can't live by psychoses alone.
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It's the car, right? Chicks love it.
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What is it about the wrong kind of man?
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In grade school: guys with earrings.
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College: motorcycles, leather jackets.
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Now...
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...black rubber.
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Try a fireman. Less to take off.
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I don't mind the work.
Pity I can't see behind the mask.
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We all wear masks.
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My life's an open book. You read?
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I don't blend in at a family picnic.
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We could give it a try. I'll bring the wine...
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...you bring your scarred psyche.
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Direct, aren't you?
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You like strong women.
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I've done my homework.
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Or do I need skintight vinyl and a whip?
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I haven't had much luck with women.
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Maybe you just haven't met
the right woman.
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I saw the signal.
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-What's going on?
-Nothing.
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False alarm.
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Are you sure?
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Women.
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Now I've got it!
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"Too many questions.
There's too many questions.
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"Too many...."
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I'll show you it works!
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What the hell is going on here?
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I told you this project is terminated!
I'm calling Security!
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Caffeine will kill you!
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Rise and shine, little guinea pig.
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What are you doing?
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Untie me!
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This won't hurt.
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At least, I don't think it will.
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What are you doing?
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You touch that switch and--
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This?
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Losing resolution.
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More power!
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Edward Nygma...
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...come on down!
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You're the next contestant on...
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...Brain Drain!
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I'll take what's inside
thick skull number one!
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What have we got for him?
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Oh, Stickley, I'm having a breakthrough!
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And a breakdown? Maybe!
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Nevertheless, I'm smarter. I'm a genius.
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No, several geniuses.
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A gaggle, a swarm...
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...a flock of freaking Freuds!
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Riddle me this, Fred.
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What is everything to someone...
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...and nothing to everyone else?
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Your mind, baby!
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Now mine pumps with the power of yours!
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"I'm sucking up your IQ
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"Vacuuming your cortex
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"Feeding off your brain"
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What a rush!
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What the hell just happened?
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A very surprising side effect.
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While you were mesmerized
by my 3-D TV...
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...l utilized your neural energy
to grow smarter.
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Bruce Wayne was right!
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You demented, bizarre, unethical toad!
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It is brain manipulation!
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I'm reporting you to the FCC!
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The human experimentation board!
The AMl!
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And the police!
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You are going up on charges...
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...to court, to jail...
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...and then to a mental institution
for the rest of your life!
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But, first and foremost,
Nygma, you are fired!
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Do you hear me? Fired!
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I don't think so.
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Help!
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Hang on!
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Babe!
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You are fired!
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Or should I say...
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...terminated?
272
00:24:21,980 --> 00:24:23,898
Surf's up, Big Kahuna!
273
00:24:28,278 --> 00:24:30,613
Nice form, but rough on the landing.
274
00:24:30,780 --> 00:24:33,491
He may have to settle for the Bronze.
275
00:24:38,329 --> 00:24:40,206
"Questions," Mr. Wayne?
276
00:24:41,499 --> 00:24:44,043
My work raises too many questions?
277
00:24:45,128 --> 00:24:47,005
Why hasn't anybody...
278
00:24:48,798 --> 00:24:50,884
...put you in your place?
279
00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:55,305
Harvey Dent,
once Gotham's District Attorney...
280
00:24:55,388 --> 00:24:59,018
...was horribly scarred
by underworld kingpin, Boss Moroni.
281
00:24:59,184 --> 00:25:01,478
Although Batman tried to save him...
282
00:25:01,687 --> 00:25:05,774
...Dent's left-brain damage
turned him into a violent criminal...
283
00:25:05,941 --> 00:25:09,278
...who blamed Batman
and who has vowed to destroy him.
284
00:25:09,486 --> 00:25:13,073
Harvey Two-Face is extremely dangerous,
repeat, extremely dangerous.
285
00:25:13,157 --> 00:25:14,992
That was the Commissioner.
286
00:25:15,159 --> 00:25:18,287
There's been an accident
at Wayne Enterprises.
287
00:25:19,788 --> 00:25:21,415
Horrible way to die.
288
00:25:21,665 --> 00:25:23,834
The surveillance cameras are down here.
289
00:25:23,918 --> 00:25:28,130
We'll dredge the river, but with
that current, I doubt we'll find the body.
290
00:25:31,675 --> 00:25:32,801
Why?
291
00:25:33,052 --> 00:25:34,345
Oh, why?
292
00:25:37,224 --> 00:25:39,184
I just can't believe it.
293
00:25:39,476 --> 00:25:42,187
Two years working in the same office.
294
00:25:43,021 --> 00:25:44,940
He was like my father...
295
00:25:45,065 --> 00:25:46,441
...my brother...
296
00:25:46,691 --> 00:25:49,027
...or a cousin that visits a lot.
297
00:25:49,402 --> 00:25:51,196
Get a grip, Edward.
298
00:25:53,365 --> 00:25:55,158
I found this in my cubicle.
299
00:25:55,242 --> 00:25:59,704
You'll find the handwriting matches his,
as does the sentence structure.
300
00:26:03,500 --> 00:26:06,211
I couldn't possibly continue on here.
301
00:26:07,504 --> 00:26:09,172
The memories....
302
00:26:11,216 --> 00:26:13,718
This is last night's security log.
303
00:26:14,219 --> 00:26:15,720
There's Stickley.
304
00:26:21,769 --> 00:26:23,437
Pretty cut and dry.
305
00:26:29,443 --> 00:26:31,487
Yes, definitely suicide.
306
00:26:32,780 --> 00:26:36,075
Thanks very much for your help, Bruce.
We'll be in touch.
307
00:26:39,579 --> 00:26:44,292
Stickley's suicide doesn't make sense.
I want full benefits for his family.
308
00:26:44,458 --> 00:26:47,169
Suicide's not covered
by our corporate insurance policy.
309
00:26:47,253 --> 00:26:48,921
I know. Full benefits.
310
00:26:49,088 --> 00:26:53,092
Gossip Gerty called 32 times.
Who are you taking to the Charity Circus?
311
00:26:53,259 --> 00:26:55,344
I'll let you know. What's this?
312
00:26:56,095 --> 00:26:57,347
I don't know.
313
00:26:57,431 --> 00:26:59,266
I didn't see anyone.
314
00:27:08,609 --> 00:27:11,445
"If you look at the numbers on my face...
315
00:27:11,570 --> 00:27:13,947
"...you won't find 13 anyplace."
316
00:27:14,448 --> 00:27:15,741
That's hideous.
317
00:27:16,033 --> 00:27:17,492
What does it mean?
318
00:27:17,826 --> 00:27:19,036
It's a riddle.
319
00:27:19,119 --> 00:27:21,246
"Numbers on my face...13."
320
00:27:22,164 --> 00:27:23,665
One through twelve.
321
00:27:23,790 --> 00:27:25,459
The answer is a clock.
322
00:27:25,584 --> 00:27:27,794
Who would send you a riddle?
323
00:27:28,337 --> 00:27:29,630
That, Maggie...
324
00:27:29,838 --> 00:27:31,340
...is the riddle.
325
00:28:15,635 --> 00:28:17,345
Guess what I did today?
326
00:28:44,582 --> 00:28:46,041
Wayne Manor.
327
00:28:56,010 --> 00:28:57,511
See you soon.
328
00:29:28,543 --> 00:29:31,046
Dr. Meridian, please. Thank you.
329
00:30:02,328 --> 00:30:03,871
I...guess I'm early.
330
00:30:05,915 --> 00:30:07,583
I have an appointment.
331
00:30:07,792 --> 00:30:09,210
I'm Bruce Wayne.
332
00:30:09,794 --> 00:30:10,962
Good.
333
00:30:11,212 --> 00:30:13,756
Then you can afford to buy me a new door.
334
00:30:14,340 --> 00:30:15,675
I'm sorry.
335
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:22,182
You...sounded like you were in...
336
00:30:27,271 --> 00:30:29,022
...you know, trouble.
337
00:30:30,232 --> 00:30:34,027
I prefer healthy expressions of violence
as opposed to breaking in.
338
00:30:35,362 --> 00:30:36,446
So...
339
00:30:36,822 --> 00:30:38,740
...how can I help you?
340
00:30:41,618 --> 00:30:44,413
Someone's been sending me love letters.
341
00:30:44,746 --> 00:30:47,374
One at my office and one at my home.
342
00:30:49,251 --> 00:30:52,838
Commissioner Gordon thought
you might give me your opinion.
343
00:30:58,051 --> 00:30:59,304
A clock.
344
00:30:59,470 --> 00:31:00,471
Clock.
345
00:31:03,766 --> 00:31:06,311
"Tear one off and scratch my head.
346
00:31:07,812 --> 00:31:10,523
"What once was red is black instead."
347
00:31:12,859 --> 00:31:14,152
A match.
348
00:31:19,282 --> 00:31:21,868
My opinion: this letter writer is a wacko.
349
00:31:22,410 --> 00:31:23,494
"Wacko?"
350
00:31:24,078 --> 00:31:25,830
Is that a technical term?
351
00:31:26,331 --> 00:31:28,958
Patient may suffer from obsession...
352
00:31:29,167 --> 00:31:33,171
...with potential homicidal tendencies.
Is that better for you?
353
00:31:33,504 --> 00:31:35,256
So, what you're saying is...
354
00:31:35,340 --> 00:31:37,258
...this guy's a total wacko.
355
00:31:37,342 --> 00:31:38,636
Exactly.
356
00:31:40,429 --> 00:31:42,097
He's obsessed with you.
357
00:31:42,181 --> 00:31:45,184
His only escape may be
to purge the fixation.
358
00:31:46,769 --> 00:31:48,020
To kill me.
359
00:31:48,687 --> 00:31:51,899
I think you understand obsession
better than you let on.
360
00:31:55,361 --> 00:31:56,695
You like bats?
361
00:31:57,821 --> 00:31:59,782
That's a Rorschach, Mr. Wayne.
362
00:31:59,907 --> 00:32:01,325
An inkblot.
363
00:32:01,450 --> 00:32:03,202
People see what they want.
364
00:32:04,328 --> 00:32:06,830
The question is: do you like bats?
365
00:32:09,333 --> 00:32:11,418
Still playing with dolls?
366
00:32:12,795 --> 00:32:15,047
She's a Malaysian dream warden.
367
00:32:15,381 --> 00:32:18,552
Some cultures believe she protects you
from bad dreams.
368
00:32:19,386 --> 00:32:21,471
It's silly to you, I'm sure.
369
00:32:26,268 --> 00:32:27,852
You look so sad.
370
00:32:29,396 --> 00:32:30,730
Do you need one?
371
00:32:31,523 --> 00:32:33,441
Me? No. Why would l?
372
00:32:35,860 --> 00:32:38,780
You're not exactly what you seem,
are you?
373
00:32:40,156 --> 00:32:42,409
What is it you really came here for?
374
00:32:44,703 --> 00:32:46,413
Yikes, time's up.
375
00:32:48,540 --> 00:32:50,292
That's usually my line.
376
00:32:50,542 --> 00:32:52,544
I'd love to stay here chatting--
377
00:32:52,627 --> 00:32:54,004
Would you?
378
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:56,214
I'm not so sure.
379
00:32:56,923 --> 00:32:59,468
I must get you out of those clothes.
380
00:33:00,469 --> 00:33:01,804
Excuse me?
381
00:33:01,929 --> 00:33:03,890
And into a black dress.
382
00:33:04,056 --> 00:33:06,767
Tell me, Doctor, do you like the circus?
383
00:33:25,369 --> 00:33:27,371
Ladies and gentlemen...
384
00:33:28,623 --> 00:33:30,791
...boys and girls of all ages...
385
00:33:30,917 --> 00:33:33,628
...welcome to the greatest show on earth!
386
00:33:33,794 --> 00:33:36,631
Who is this beautiful young woman
you're with?
387
00:33:36,797 --> 00:33:38,216
Dr. Chase Meridian.
388
00:33:38,299 --> 00:33:39,384
A doctor?
389
00:33:39,551 --> 00:33:41,220
What kind of doctor?
390
00:33:41,386 --> 00:33:43,555
...for Gotham Children's Hospital.
391
00:33:43,639 --> 00:33:46,350
Let's thank our largest single donor:
392
00:33:47,267 --> 00:33:48,727
Bruce Wayne!
393
00:33:51,104 --> 00:33:52,940
Ladies and gentlemen...
394
00:33:53,565 --> 00:33:55,734
...70 feet above the ground...
395
00:33:55,901 --> 00:33:59,321
...performing feats
of unimaginable aerial skill...
396
00:33:59,947 --> 00:34:01,949
...the Flying Graysons!
397
00:34:56,379 --> 00:34:57,380
Listen...
398
00:34:57,463 --> 00:35:01,260
...l'm going rock climbing this weekend.
Would you like to join me?
399
00:35:02,303 --> 00:35:03,762
I'd like to.
400
00:35:04,221 --> 00:35:06,807
I love climbing. I really love it.
401
00:35:07,224 --> 00:35:08,100
But?
402
00:35:08,893 --> 00:35:10,311
I've met someone.
403
00:35:11,562 --> 00:35:14,023
That's fast work. You just moved here.
404
00:35:14,231 --> 00:35:15,900
You could say he just...
405
00:35:16,025 --> 00:35:18,444
...dropped out of the sky and...
406
00:35:18,903 --> 00:35:19,987
...bang!
407
00:35:21,572 --> 00:35:23,282
I think he felt it too.
408
00:35:23,407 --> 00:35:24,617
He sure did.
409
00:35:24,825 --> 00:35:25,743
What?
410
00:35:27,578 --> 00:35:28,829
Who wouldn't?
411
00:35:30,247 --> 00:35:31,248
Now...
412
00:35:32,917 --> 00:35:34,043
...Richard...
413
00:35:34,126 --> 00:35:36,629
...the youngest Flying Grayson...
414
00:35:37,421 --> 00:35:39,674
...will perform the awe-inspiring...
415
00:35:39,758 --> 00:35:41,134
...death drop...
416
00:35:43,011 --> 00:35:44,554
...without the safety...
417
00:35:44,638 --> 00:35:45,847
...of a net!
418
00:36:04,908 --> 00:36:06,243
Let's go.
419
00:36:06,576 --> 00:36:07,869
You'll be okay.
420
00:36:42,863 --> 00:36:44,198
Ladies...
421
00:36:44,490 --> 00:36:46,033
...and gentlemen!
422
00:36:47,201 --> 00:36:50,872
Now, the new management
of the circus invites you to forget...
423
00:36:51,038 --> 00:36:53,374
...this good, wholesome fun...
424
00:36:53,583 --> 00:36:56,252
...andjoin us in a celebration
of absolute chaos...
425
00:36:56,335 --> 00:36:58,170
...and truejesters!
426
00:36:59,088 --> 00:37:00,549
Bring it on!
427
00:37:01,091 --> 00:37:02,092
Now!
428
00:37:13,687 --> 00:37:16,023
Tonight, a new act for your...
429
00:37:16,148 --> 00:37:20,110
...personal amazement.
We call it, "Massacre under the Big Top. "
430
00:37:21,862 --> 00:37:24,406
Let us direct your attention to the ring.
431
00:37:25,616 --> 00:37:28,577
Inside this harmless-looking orb are two...
432
00:37:29,244 --> 00:37:31,872
...that's two hundred sticks of TNT.
433
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:35,209
And in our innocent hand...
434
00:37:35,417 --> 00:37:37,294
...a radio detonator.
435
00:37:38,045 --> 00:37:39,755
What do you want?
436
00:37:39,923 --> 00:37:41,549
Want, Mr. Mayor?
437
00:37:41,758 --> 00:37:43,635
One simple thing: Batman.
438
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:45,762
Bruised, broken, bleeding...
439
00:37:45,929 --> 00:37:47,639
...in a word: dead!
440
00:37:52,143 --> 00:37:53,394
Batman.
441
00:37:53,603 --> 00:37:55,605
Who do we have before us?
442
00:37:55,939 --> 00:37:57,357
Gotham's finest...
443
00:37:57,690 --> 00:37:58,858
...well-to-do...
444
00:37:58,942 --> 00:38:00,068
...influential.
445
00:38:00,151 --> 00:38:02,528
Surely one ofyou knows who Batman is.
446
00:38:02,612 --> 00:38:06,199
Hell, odds are one ofyou pasty-faced twits
is Batman!
447
00:38:07,242 --> 00:38:09,118
You have two minutes.
448
00:38:15,708 --> 00:38:16,960
Harvey!
449
00:38:17,710 --> 00:38:19,128
I'm Batman!
450
00:38:38,315 --> 00:38:39,525
We can stop them.
451
00:38:39,608 --> 00:38:40,901
Go out on the rigging.
452
00:38:40,985 --> 00:38:41,735
Be careful.
453
00:38:41,819 --> 00:38:43,028
Don't worry.
454
00:39:00,964 --> 00:39:02,674
Go to work, boys!
455
00:39:24,654 --> 00:39:26,323
Our kind of day.
456
00:39:35,457 --> 00:39:37,250
Reach for it! Stop it!
457
00:39:43,341 --> 00:39:44,467
Oh, my God.
458
00:41:25,111 --> 00:41:28,281
It's good you took him in.
He hasn't anyone now.
459
00:41:28,448 --> 00:41:32,076
He's filled out papers all day.
He hasn't slept or eaten.
460
00:41:43,923 --> 00:41:45,674
Welcome, Master Grayson.
461
00:41:45,758 --> 00:41:46,926
I'm Alfred.
462
00:41:47,384 --> 00:41:48,969
How're you doing, Al?
463
00:41:50,387 --> 00:41:54,808
There's a room prepared for you.
But perhaps you'd like to eat first.
464
00:41:57,144 --> 00:41:59,063
Okay, I'm out of here.
465
00:42:00,981 --> 00:42:02,066
Excuse me?
466
00:42:02,149 --> 00:42:04,401
Telling that cop I'd stay here...
467
00:42:04,610 --> 00:42:07,780
...saved me a lot
of social-service interviews.
468
00:42:08,155 --> 00:42:10,658
So, no offense, but no thanks. See you.
469
00:42:10,950 --> 00:42:12,409
Take it easy.
470
00:42:23,964 --> 00:42:27,842
Where will you go? The circus
must be halfway to Metropolis.
471
00:42:28,009 --> 00:42:29,636
Get a fix on Two-Face.
472
00:42:29,844 --> 00:42:31,304
Then I'll kill him.
473
00:42:31,846 --> 00:42:34,474
Killing Two-Face won't take the pain away.
474
00:42:34,683 --> 00:42:36,226
It'll make it worse.
475
00:42:36,309 --> 00:42:38,353
Spare me the sermons, all right?
476
00:42:39,145 --> 00:42:41,690
I don't need your advice or your charity.
477
00:42:43,358 --> 00:42:44,651
Nice bike.
478
00:42:44,859 --> 00:42:47,279
Hang out at a lot of biker bars?
479
00:42:49,823 --> 00:42:51,825
You're almost on empty.
480
00:42:51,992 --> 00:42:55,370
Fill it up in the garage.
There's no gas station for miles.
481
00:43:03,212 --> 00:43:04,797
The pump's over here.
482
00:43:04,881 --> 00:43:07,508
Is this a garage or a car museum, Bruce?
483
00:43:16,684 --> 00:43:18,269
That's a 1917 Harley.
484
00:43:18,352 --> 00:43:19,228
Yep.
485
00:43:19,729 --> 00:43:22,106
Indian Classic, fully restored.
486
00:43:22,899 --> 00:43:24,942
This is a Vincent Black Knight.
487
00:43:25,526 --> 00:43:27,153
They only made a hundred.
488
00:43:27,236 --> 00:43:30,031
A hundred and one, actually.
She's my favorite.
489
00:43:30,406 --> 00:43:31,908
You've got two.
490
00:43:32,074 --> 00:43:33,659
That one doesn't run.
491
00:43:34,410 --> 00:43:36,495
The throttle sticks on this one.
492
00:43:36,871 --> 00:43:39,081
Alfred's a good mechanic, but...
493
00:43:39,540 --> 00:43:41,501
...these need a lot of work.
494
00:43:42,044 --> 00:43:43,837
If someone were to fix them up...
495
00:43:43,921 --> 00:43:45,631
...they could keep one.
496
00:43:47,549 --> 00:43:48,717
Anyway...
497
00:43:48,884 --> 00:43:50,427
...have a nice trip.
498
00:43:51,094 --> 00:43:52,846
You'll land on your feet.
499
00:43:56,266 --> 00:43:58,518
Is the young master leaving?
500
00:43:58,769 --> 00:43:59,937
Pity.
501
00:44:00,103 --> 00:44:03,941
I'll just toss this away then.
Perhaps the dogs are hungry.
502
00:44:07,527 --> 00:44:09,238
Hey, Al, wait up.
503
00:46:02,854 --> 00:46:04,356
Master Bruce?
504
00:46:09,653 --> 00:46:11,529
Just like my parents.
505
00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:14,032
It's happening again.
506
00:46:14,950 --> 00:46:18,536
A monster comes out of the night,
a scream, two shots.
507
00:46:20,455 --> 00:46:21,873
I killed them.
508
00:46:22,291 --> 00:46:23,960
What did you say?
509
00:46:24,293 --> 00:46:25,461
He killed them.
510
00:46:25,544 --> 00:46:26,754
Two-Face.
511
00:46:27,046 --> 00:46:29,298
He slaughtered that boy's parents.
512
00:46:29,465 --> 00:46:30,716
No, no.
513
00:46:31,175 --> 00:46:33,302
You said, "I killed them."
514
00:46:45,773 --> 00:46:47,400
Take care of the kid.
515
00:46:47,692 --> 00:46:49,068
Certainly, sir.
516
00:46:57,201 --> 00:47:00,079
Can I help you settle in, Master Grayson?
517
00:47:00,580 --> 00:47:01,497
No.
518
00:47:01,998 --> 00:47:04,084
Thanks, I won't be staying long.
519
00:47:07,254 --> 00:47:08,922
Is this a robin?
520
00:47:12,092 --> 00:47:15,804
My brother's wire broke once
and I swung out and grabbed him.
521
00:47:17,264 --> 00:47:19,349
My father said I was his hero.
522
00:47:20,809 --> 00:47:22,811
I flew in like a robin.
523
00:47:25,355 --> 00:47:27,524
Some hero I turned out to be.
524
00:47:28,442 --> 00:47:30,569
But your father was right.
525
00:47:30,777 --> 00:47:33,030
You are a hero. I can tell.
526
00:47:40,203 --> 00:47:43,541
Throw this away, will you?
I won't need it anymore.
527
00:47:46,169 --> 00:47:48,671
I think I'll just put it in here.
528
00:47:55,136 --> 00:47:57,263
Broken wings mend in time.
529
00:47:58,848 --> 00:48:01,142
One day Robin will fly again.
530
00:48:01,643 --> 00:48:02,852
I promise.
531
00:49:25,437 --> 00:49:26,771
We'll drive.
532
00:51:00,367 --> 00:51:01,577
The Puzzler?
533
00:51:06,291 --> 00:51:07,542
The Gamester?
534
00:51:14,716 --> 00:51:16,134
Captain Kill?
535
00:51:20,305 --> 00:51:22,015
Question Mark Man?
536
00:51:40,241 --> 00:51:42,577
Thank you. Thank you so much.
537
00:51:56,508 --> 00:51:59,303
The Bat's stubborn refusal to expire...
538
00:52:00,846 --> 00:52:02,890
...is driving us insane!
539
00:52:06,185 --> 00:52:07,937
Don't worry, baby.
540
00:52:09,521 --> 00:52:11,398
You'll kill him soon.
541
00:52:16,195 --> 00:52:17,571
Besides...
542
00:52:17,947 --> 00:52:19,865
...l made your favorite:
543
00:52:19,990 --> 00:52:21,992
Sparkling champagne and...
544
00:52:22,534 --> 00:52:26,039
...yummy poached salmon
with little quail eggs and...
545
00:52:26,957 --> 00:52:28,416
...a creamy...
546
00:52:28,500 --> 00:52:29,751
...dreamy...
547
00:52:30,085 --> 00:52:31,795
...lemon souffle.
548
00:52:32,379 --> 00:52:34,464
No, I made your favorite:
549
00:52:34,631 --> 00:52:37,050
A charred heart of black boar...
550
00:52:37,467 --> 00:52:39,844
...a side of raw donkey meat...
551
00:52:41,221 --> 00:52:44,724
...and a Sterno and grain alcohol,
straight up, baby!
552
00:52:46,101 --> 00:52:47,394
Perfect!
553
00:52:47,811 --> 00:52:49,396
Ladies, you spoil us!
554
00:52:49,563 --> 00:52:52,524
We're of two minds about what to eat first.
555
00:52:53,608 --> 00:52:54,526
What?
556
00:52:54,609 --> 00:52:56,236
I hope you made extra.
557
00:52:56,611 --> 00:52:58,238
Who the hell are you?
558
00:52:59,281 --> 00:53:00,824
Just a friend.
559
00:53:01,116 --> 00:53:02,784
But you can call me...
560
00:53:03,451 --> 00:53:05,037
...The Riddler.
561
00:53:07,415 --> 00:53:11,294
I'll call you dead, is more like it!
How did you find us? Talk!
562
00:53:11,460 --> 00:53:15,965
But then if I talked, what would keep you
from slaying me, O Segregated One?
563
00:53:16,132 --> 00:53:19,635
That's never going to heal
if you don't stop picking.
564
00:53:21,137 --> 00:53:23,431
Let's see if you bleed green.
565
00:53:24,932 --> 00:53:26,976
It's not me you want to kill.
566
00:53:27,935 --> 00:53:31,731
That's just too easy for someone
as powerful as you and...
567
00:53:32,273 --> 00:53:33,316
...you.
568
00:53:34,150 --> 00:53:35,401
But Batman...
569
00:53:36,986 --> 00:53:38,988
...there's a challenge.
570
00:53:39,322 --> 00:53:41,824
Kill the Bat! Sounds like a good idea.
571
00:53:42,450 --> 00:53:47,331
But have you thought it through? A few
bullets, a splash of blood, then what?
572
00:53:48,290 --> 00:53:49,666
Wet hands.
573
00:53:50,667 --> 00:53:52,794
Post-homicidal depression.
574
00:53:57,090 --> 00:53:58,967
Why not humiliate him first?
575
00:53:59,092 --> 00:53:59,885
Yeah.
576
00:53:59,968 --> 00:54:03,513
Expose his frailties. Then, when he is
at his weakest...
577
00:54:03,805 --> 00:54:05,307
...crush him!
578
00:54:07,684 --> 00:54:09,186
I see that...
579
00:54:09,519 --> 00:54:11,772
...sparkle in your left eye.
580
00:54:12,981 --> 00:54:15,108
I can help you get Batman.
581
00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:19,863
That is, if you'll...
582
00:54:20,113 --> 00:54:22,824
...spare my life for just a few moments.
583
00:54:34,337 --> 00:54:35,672
Thank you.
584
00:54:36,381 --> 00:54:40,885
I love what you've done with this place.
Heavy Metal meets House and Garden.
585
00:54:42,679 --> 00:54:44,013
Beautiful.
586
00:54:44,138 --> 00:54:46,391
It's so dark and Gothic and...
587
00:54:46,891 --> 00:54:48,977
...disgustingly decadent.
588
00:54:50,728 --> 00:54:53,147
Yet so bright and chipper and...
589
00:54:55,024 --> 00:54:56,568
...conservative.
590
00:55:00,572 --> 00:55:02,031
It's so you!
591
00:55:03,032 --> 00:55:04,702
And yet, so you!
592
00:55:07,246 --> 00:55:10,833
Very few people are both a summer
and a winter, but...
593
00:55:12,084 --> 00:55:14,044
...but you pull it off nicely.
594
00:55:16,380 --> 00:55:18,090
What's the point?
595
00:55:19,091 --> 00:55:23,512
Has anyone ever told you, you have
a serious impulse-control problem?
596
00:55:25,264 --> 00:55:27,016
This is the point.
597
00:55:39,737 --> 00:55:41,780
This is how I found you.
598
00:55:42,197 --> 00:55:43,949
Let me demonstrate.
599
00:55:49,956 --> 00:55:52,250
This is your brain on The Box.
600
00:55:52,459 --> 00:55:54,377
This is my brain on The Box.
601
00:55:54,461 --> 00:55:56,880
Does anyone else feel like a fried egg?
602
00:55:56,963 --> 00:55:58,214
I'll have more.
603
00:55:58,965 --> 00:56:02,052
There's more. But only the first one's free.
604
00:56:03,136 --> 00:56:04,763
Here's the bargain:
605
00:56:04,930 --> 00:56:07,599
You'll help me steal production capital...
606
00:56:07,766 --> 00:56:10,602
...so I can put a Box on every TV in town...
607
00:56:10,769 --> 00:56:14,439
...and become Gotham's cleverest,
carbon-based life form!
608
00:56:15,815 --> 00:56:17,484
And in return....
609
00:56:19,444 --> 00:56:21,780
Is everybody paying attention?
610
00:56:21,988 --> 00:56:24,867
I will help you solve the greatest riddle
of all.
611
00:56:24,951 --> 00:56:27,078
The mother of all riddles:
612
00:56:28,621 --> 00:56:29,956
Who is...
613
00:56:30,456 --> 00:56:31,832
...Batman?
614
00:56:33,834 --> 00:56:36,003
You broke into our hideout.
615
00:56:36,254 --> 00:56:38,798
You violated the sanctity of our lair.
616
00:56:38,965 --> 00:56:41,634
We should crush your bones into powder.
617
00:56:41,801 --> 00:56:44,095
But you pose an interesting proposition.
618
00:56:44,178 --> 00:56:48,474
Therefore, heads: we accept,
and tails: we blow your damn head off.
619
00:57:03,990 --> 00:57:05,450
Here's a good one.
620
00:57:05,534 --> 00:57:06,952
No, no, no!
621
00:57:07,828 --> 00:57:09,663
There is a good one.
622
00:57:11,164 --> 00:57:15,210
-Leave that. I'll attend to it.
-I'm not used to being waited on.
623
00:57:40,527 --> 00:57:41,904
Don't shoot me!
624
00:57:42,070 --> 00:57:44,489
Don't eyeball me! Give me that!
625
00:57:47,911 --> 00:57:50,371
Two-Face, show me how to punch a guy!
626
00:57:50,580 --> 00:57:53,833
It's dead simple, my boy.
Ball up your fist, reach back...
627
00:57:53,917 --> 00:57:55,627
...and assert yourself.
628
00:57:57,253 --> 00:57:59,505
That looks fun. Let me try.
629
00:58:00,089 --> 00:58:03,551
Ball up the fist, reach way back...
assert yourself.
630
00:58:08,556 --> 00:58:11,643
One hundred thousand,
two hundred and twenty.
631
00:58:12,060 --> 00:58:13,561
One hundred and....
632
00:58:13,728 --> 00:58:15,230
I lost count!
633
00:58:17,106 --> 00:58:21,527
Last night another robbery,
perpetrated by the Green-Suited Menace...
634
00:58:21,736 --> 00:58:25,324
...resulting in millions in diamonds stolen,
with no sign of Batman.
635
00:58:25,407 --> 00:58:28,244
Teamed with Two-Face,
this new criminal's pattern...
636
00:58:28,327 --> 00:58:32,665
...of marking his crimes with puzzles
has Gothamites calling him The Riddler.
637
00:58:33,290 --> 00:58:36,460
Apparently, you and Batman
have a common enemy.
638
00:58:37,127 --> 00:58:39,129
That was with the morning mail.
639
00:58:41,215 --> 00:58:43,175
"The eight of us go forth, not back.
640
00:58:43,259 --> 00:58:45,886
"To protect our king from the foe's attack."
641
00:58:47,263 --> 00:58:48,222
Chess pawns.
642
00:58:48,305 --> 00:58:49,390
Clock.
643
00:58:49,598 --> 00:58:50,307
Matches.
644
00:58:50,391 --> 00:58:52,226
All physical, man-made objects.
645
00:58:52,309 --> 00:58:54,436
Small in size, light in weight.
646
00:58:54,728 --> 00:58:56,105
What's the connection?
647
00:58:56,188 --> 00:58:59,900
With all due respect,
that's why they call him The Riddler.
648
00:59:02,570 --> 00:59:04,154
May I help you?
649
00:59:04,572 --> 00:59:06,825
Why is this the only locked door?
650
00:59:07,325 --> 00:59:09,077
What's back there?
651
00:59:09,244 --> 00:59:11,371
Master Wayne's dead wives.
652
00:59:12,664 --> 00:59:14,749
The silver closet. On your way.
653
00:59:18,336 --> 00:59:20,922
Now, you can be part of the action!
654
00:59:23,008 --> 00:59:26,970
Nygma Tech brings thejoy
of 3-D entertainment into your home!
655
00:59:27,262 --> 00:59:30,098
Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you...
656
00:59:30,765 --> 00:59:32,267
...my vision.
657
00:59:33,602 --> 00:59:36,187
The Box in every home in America...
658
00:59:36,688 --> 00:59:38,481
...and one day, the world!
659
00:59:39,190 --> 00:59:41,943
In local news, Edward Nygma's 3-D Box...
660
00:59:42,110 --> 00:59:44,487
...has become the rage of Gotham.
661
00:59:44,696 --> 00:59:48,784
Rioting occurred last night
at electronic stores that were sold out.
662
00:59:49,619 --> 00:59:52,914
There is hardly a home
without the Nygma Tech Box.
663
00:59:53,664 --> 00:59:56,751
Critics claim The Box turns Gothamites
into zombies.
664
00:59:56,959 --> 00:59:58,669
But Edward Nygmajust shrugs.
665
00:59:58,753 --> 01:00:01,756
"That's what they said
when TV was invented. "
666
01:00:44,925 --> 01:00:46,176
Master Dick!
667
01:00:47,678 --> 01:00:48,845
Up here.
668
01:00:49,846 --> 01:00:51,932
Just checking, young sir.
669
01:01:21,045 --> 01:01:23,464
Intruder alert. Intruder alert.
670
01:01:51,619 --> 01:01:54,622
I have something for you. It's on the table.
671
01:01:55,164 --> 01:01:56,749
I hope you like it.
672
01:02:07,551 --> 01:02:09,720
Call it clinical intuition.
673
01:02:10,596 --> 01:02:13,057
I thought your dreams needed changing.
674
01:02:16,226 --> 01:02:18,604
My parents were murdered before me...
675
01:02:18,812 --> 01:02:20,481
...when I was a kid.
676
01:02:23,484 --> 01:02:24,818
I don't...
677
01:02:25,361 --> 01:02:28,281
...remember a lot of what happened, but...
678
01:02:29,824 --> 01:02:32,994
...what I do comes to me in my dreams.
Flashes.
679
01:02:34,162 --> 01:02:37,624
There's a new element now, though,
I haven't seen before.
680
01:02:37,958 --> 01:02:40,001
It's a red leather book.
681
01:02:41,503 --> 01:02:43,255
Something else....
682
01:02:43,505 --> 01:02:46,299
My dreams come to me
when I'm awake now.
683
01:02:47,634 --> 01:02:50,637
Bruce, you're describing
repressed memories.
684
01:02:51,429 --> 01:02:54,891
Images of a forgotten pain
that's trying to surface.
685
01:02:57,978 --> 01:02:59,771
I'll be right back.
686
01:03:19,959 --> 01:03:24,130
Is it possible there's an aspect
of your parents' death you haven't faced?
687
01:03:24,297 --> 01:03:26,632
You were so young when it happened.
688
01:03:28,050 --> 01:03:30,261
Maybe I should leave you two alone.
689
01:03:31,637 --> 01:03:35,224
This goes way beyond taking
your work home, doesn't it?
690
01:03:38,477 --> 01:03:39,604
All right.
691
01:03:41,647 --> 01:03:43,566
I think he's fascinating.
692
01:03:44,233 --> 01:03:45,484
Clinically.
693
01:03:45,902 --> 01:03:47,696
Why does a man do this?
694
01:03:48,906 --> 01:03:51,408
It's as if he's cursed to pay a penance.
695
01:03:51,575 --> 01:03:55,704
What crime could he have committed
to deserve a life of nightly torture?
696
01:03:56,914 --> 01:03:58,582
It's more than just...
697
01:03:59,499 --> 01:04:02,294
...professional interest, isn't it, Chase?
698
01:04:03,253 --> 01:04:04,963
Bruce, are you jealous?
699
01:04:05,714 --> 01:04:06,798
No.
700
01:04:07,799 --> 01:04:10,093
I can't be jealous of Batman.
701
01:04:11,470 --> 01:04:14,473
I want to be close,
but you won't let me near.
702
01:04:16,308 --> 01:04:18,393
What are you protecting me from?
703
01:04:19,770 --> 01:04:21,480
Do you want to know me?
704
01:04:22,314 --> 01:04:24,274
Do you want to know who I am?
705
01:04:26,193 --> 01:04:27,445
I guess...
706
01:04:28,321 --> 01:04:30,198
...we're all two people.
707
01:04:31,658 --> 01:04:34,661
The one in daylight,
and the one we keep in shadow.
708
01:04:35,954 --> 01:04:37,205
Rage...
709
01:04:37,455 --> 01:04:38,831
...violence...
710
01:04:40,041 --> 01:04:41,209
...passion.
711
01:04:45,463 --> 01:04:46,673
Excuse me.
712
01:04:48,341 --> 01:04:49,509
I'm busy.
713
01:04:49,676 --> 01:04:53,846
I'm sorry to bother you.
I have some distressing news about Dick.
714
01:04:54,305 --> 01:04:55,390
Is he okay?
715
01:04:55,473 --> 01:04:58,393
I'm afraid Master Dick has gone traveling.
716
01:04:59,435 --> 01:05:00,687
He ran away?
717
01:05:00,979 --> 01:05:03,106
Actually, he took the car.
718
01:05:04,357 --> 01:05:05,858
He boosted the Jag?
719
01:05:06,234 --> 01:05:07,486
Not the Jaguar.
720
01:05:07,653 --> 01:05:09,029
The other car.
721
01:05:09,238 --> 01:05:10,239
The Bentley?
722
01:05:10,322 --> 01:05:11,490
No, sir.
723
01:05:11,657 --> 01:05:13,200
The other car.
724
01:05:44,815 --> 01:05:47,736
Come for a little ride
in my love machine, babies?
725
01:05:53,325 --> 01:05:54,743
It's Batman!
726
01:05:54,868 --> 01:05:56,536
Open up, Batman.
727
01:05:58,288 --> 01:05:59,205
Wait!
728
01:05:59,372 --> 01:06:00,832
That's not Batman!
729
01:06:00,916 --> 01:06:02,292
What do you mean?
730
01:06:02,375 --> 01:06:03,919
That's Batboy!
731
01:06:04,753 --> 01:06:06,254
It ain't the Bat!
732
01:06:29,528 --> 01:06:30,947
Let her go!
733
01:06:38,704 --> 01:06:40,373
Who the hell are you?
734
01:06:40,873 --> 01:06:42,083
I'm Batman.
735
01:06:44,335 --> 01:06:46,587
I forgot my suit, all right?
736
01:07:26,795 --> 01:07:28,297
Come on, run!
737
01:07:28,589 --> 01:07:30,882
Doesn't Batman ever kiss the girl?
738
01:07:33,302 --> 01:07:34,052
Go!
739
01:07:34,136 --> 01:07:35,887
Thanks, you saved my life!
740
01:07:36,138 --> 01:07:39,141
I could definitely get
into this superhero gig.
741
01:08:03,291 --> 01:08:04,542
Batman!
742
01:08:18,306 --> 01:08:19,599
Bastard!
743
01:08:19,974 --> 01:08:21,684
It should've been you!
744
01:08:22,143 --> 01:08:25,480
If you had told Two-Face who you were
at the circus...
745
01:08:25,688 --> 01:08:27,691
...they'd still be alive!
746
01:08:30,819 --> 01:08:34,865
If Bruce Wayne could've given his life
for your family, he would have.
747
01:08:40,663 --> 01:08:43,958
All I can think about every day
is getting Two-Face.
748
01:08:45,209 --> 01:08:47,044
He took my whole life.
749
01:08:49,338 --> 01:08:51,257
When I was out there tonight...
750
01:08:51,340 --> 01:08:53,592
...l imagined it was him I was fighting...
751
01:08:53,676 --> 01:08:55,844
...even when I was fighting you...
752
01:08:56,971 --> 01:08:58,764
...and the pain went away.
753
01:09:00,224 --> 01:09:01,725
Do you understand?
754
01:09:01,892 --> 01:09:03,185
Yes, I do.
755
01:09:03,602 --> 01:09:04,603
Good.
756
01:09:05,062 --> 01:09:07,022
You must help me find him.
757
01:09:07,899 --> 01:09:09,150
When we do...
758
01:09:09,401 --> 01:09:11,361
...l'm the one who kills him.
759
01:09:12,737 --> 01:09:15,240
So, you're willing to take a life?
760
01:09:16,199 --> 01:09:17,951
As long as it's Two-Face.
761
01:09:20,912 --> 01:09:23,206
Then it will happen this way:
762
01:09:24,416 --> 01:09:25,959
You make the kill.
763
01:09:27,419 --> 01:09:30,547
But your pain doesn't die with Harvey,
it grows.
764
01:09:30,714 --> 01:09:34,551
So you run into the night
to find another face, and another...
765
01:09:35,093 --> 01:09:36,511
...and another...
766
01:09:37,304 --> 01:09:40,724
...until one terrible morning
you wake up and realize...
767
01:09:40,890 --> 01:09:43,560
...that revenge has become
your whole life...
768
01:09:44,060 --> 01:09:45,812
...and you won't know why.
769
01:09:47,063 --> 01:09:48,899
You can't understand.
770
01:09:49,400 --> 01:09:51,777
Your family wasn't killed by a maniac.
771
01:09:53,029 --> 01:09:54,614
Yes, they were.
772
01:09:55,823 --> 01:09:57,325
We're the same.
773
01:09:57,742 --> 01:10:01,704
If we're the same, help me.
Train me, let me be your partner.
774
01:10:04,457 --> 01:10:05,541
No.
775
01:10:06,000 --> 01:10:07,293
I can't.
776
01:10:08,085 --> 01:10:10,087
You still have a choice.
777
01:10:10,838 --> 01:10:12,048
Look, Bruce...
778
01:10:12,256 --> 01:10:15,176
...l'm a part of this, whether you like it
or not.
779
01:10:32,819 --> 01:10:37,074
Tonight all of Gotham society
has turned out for Edward Nygma's...
780
01:10:37,491 --> 01:10:40,410
...gala unveiling of his New lmproved Box.
781
01:10:41,620 --> 01:10:42,788
Thanks, Al.
782
01:10:42,955 --> 01:10:44,039
My pleasure, sir.
783
01:10:44,122 --> 01:10:46,750
They'll be dining
and dancing the night away...
784
01:10:46,833 --> 01:10:49,836
...on the glamorous roof
of the Ritz Gotham.
785
01:11:01,014 --> 01:11:04,643
What's it like to have your face
on the cover of every magazine?
786
01:11:05,644 --> 01:11:10,275
Edward, how does it feel to be
the city's newest, most-eligible bachelor?
787
01:11:10,984 --> 01:11:12,694
Gotham must know!
788
01:11:13,653 --> 01:11:15,488
There's Bruce Wayne!
789
01:11:16,489 --> 01:11:17,490
Brucie!
790
01:11:18,992 --> 01:11:21,119
Oh, Eddie, he is too cute!
791
01:11:22,704 --> 01:11:24,998
How come you don't look so good
in that suit?
792
01:11:25,081 --> 01:11:27,417
Shut up. You're here to work!
793
01:11:28,126 --> 01:11:29,294
How's my mole?
794
01:11:29,377 --> 01:11:30,545
Fine.
795
01:11:31,004 --> 01:11:34,007
What about rumors of a Nygma Tech
takeover of Wayne Enterprises?
796
01:11:34,090 --> 01:11:37,427
Nygma Tech stock is outselling
Wayne Enterprises two to one.
797
01:11:37,510 --> 01:11:39,929
Are you yesterday's news, Bruce?
798
01:11:41,389 --> 01:11:42,974
Bruce, old man.
799
01:11:43,516 --> 01:11:48,397
The press wonders what it's like
to be outsold, outclassed, out-coifed and...
800
01:11:49,148 --> 01:11:51,317
...generally outdone in every way.
801
01:11:52,151 --> 01:11:54,236
Hello, Edward. Congratulations.
802
01:11:54,695 --> 01:11:56,739
Great party. Nice suit.
803
01:11:57,364 --> 01:11:58,782
Wit. Good.
804
01:12:00,242 --> 01:12:01,452
And you are?
805
01:12:01,535 --> 01:12:02,453
Chase.
806
01:12:04,204 --> 01:12:06,916
And what a grand pursuit you must be.
807
01:12:09,877 --> 01:12:11,629
I'm Bruce Wayne, Miss...?
808
01:12:13,130 --> 01:12:15,674
You can call me anything you want.
809
01:12:17,551 --> 01:12:19,261
Ladies and gentlemen...
810
01:12:19,595 --> 01:12:21,138
...the future!
811
01:12:21,597 --> 01:12:25,893
My New lmproved Box offers
fully-interactive holographic fantasies.
812
01:12:46,206 --> 01:12:48,833
Edward, you're dashing and a genius.
813
01:12:49,960 --> 01:12:52,587
How do you create these images, hon?
814
01:12:53,129 --> 01:12:55,715
That, my dear, is my little secret.
815
01:13:03,265 --> 01:13:05,225
Fully-interactive holographs.
816
01:13:05,392 --> 01:13:08,813
Only a high-frequency carrier wave,
beamed into the brain...
817
01:13:08,980 --> 01:13:10,648
...could create such images.
818
01:13:10,731 --> 01:13:12,775
And you wish you thought of it.
819
01:13:13,234 --> 01:13:15,152
Don't be a sore loser.
820
01:13:15,403 --> 01:13:17,488
Step inside. Give it a try.
821
01:13:19,907 --> 01:13:23,578
If you can introduce images into the mind,
what stops you from...
822
01:13:23,744 --> 01:13:26,163
...extracting images out of the mind?
823
01:13:28,082 --> 01:13:30,668
Too timid to try my machine? Just say so.
824
01:13:34,171 --> 01:13:35,506
Shall we dance?
825
01:13:56,695 --> 01:13:58,405
Naughty, naughty.
826
01:13:59,281 --> 01:14:00,866
Looking for something?
827
01:14:01,033 --> 01:14:03,910
I was just wondering how you turn it off.
828
01:14:07,539 --> 01:14:08,624
Clever.
829
01:14:09,625 --> 01:14:10,626
Thanks.
830
01:14:10,792 --> 01:14:12,127
My pleasure.
831
01:14:41,240 --> 01:14:43,159
Good evening, Mr. Wayne.
832
01:14:44,577 --> 01:14:45,787
Relax.
833
01:14:48,164 --> 01:14:49,749
Tell me your...
834
01:14:50,583 --> 01:14:51,918
...dreams.
835
01:14:53,586 --> 01:14:54,921
Tell me...
836
01:14:55,088 --> 01:14:56,839
...your fantasies.
837
01:14:58,508 --> 01:15:00,385
Tell me your secrets.
838
01:15:03,012 --> 01:15:04,347
Tell me...
839
01:15:05,515 --> 01:15:07,267
...your deepest...
840
01:15:07,600 --> 01:15:08,851
...darkest...
841
01:15:09,186 --> 01:15:10,521
...fears.
842
01:15:41,218 --> 01:15:42,553
Relax, folks!
843
01:15:42,803 --> 01:15:45,889
It's only an old-fashioned, low-tech stickup!
844
01:15:46,223 --> 01:15:48,225
We're interested in the basics:
845
01:15:48,350 --> 01:15:50,937
Cash, jewelry, cellular telephones.
846
01:15:51,896 --> 01:15:55,567
Hand them over nice and quietly,
and no one will be hurt!
847
01:16:00,572 --> 01:16:02,324
Emergency, Alfred.
848
01:16:03,074 --> 01:16:04,367
Yes, sir.
849
01:16:06,369 --> 01:16:08,079
Be calm, everybody!
850
01:16:08,246 --> 01:16:09,664
Just stay calm!
851
01:16:09,831 --> 01:16:11,207
Excuse me!
852
01:16:14,586 --> 01:16:17,589
You're ruining my big party!
Are you insane?
853
01:16:18,381 --> 01:16:21,092
We're sick of waiting for you
to deliver Batman.
854
01:16:21,176 --> 01:16:23,261
Patience, O Bifurcated One.
855
01:16:23,386 --> 01:16:25,513
Patience, hell! We want him dead!
856
01:16:25,597 --> 01:16:29,309
And nothing brings out the Batman
like a little murder and mayhem!
857
01:16:29,393 --> 01:16:31,938
You could have let me in on the caper.
858
01:16:32,104 --> 01:16:36,275
We could have organized it, planned it,
pre-sold the movie rights!
859
01:16:49,872 --> 01:16:52,291
Your entrance was good, his was better.
860
01:17:00,633 --> 01:17:01,884
The difference?
861
01:17:01,968 --> 01:17:03,427
Showmanship!
862
01:17:10,978 --> 01:17:12,396
Emergency, Alfred.
863
01:17:12,521 --> 01:17:13,939
Oh, sir....
864
01:17:14,398 --> 01:17:16,400
I could be fired for this.
865
01:17:17,442 --> 01:17:20,362
Perhaps they'll have me back
at Buckingham Palace.
866
01:17:32,249 --> 01:17:34,501
All right, boys! Phase Two!
867
01:17:38,755 --> 01:17:40,549
My place, midnight.
868
01:18:52,790 --> 01:18:54,959
Nothing like a bad case of gas!
869
01:19:27,826 --> 01:19:29,536
Why can't you just die?
870
01:20:22,590 --> 01:20:23,674
Hi.
871
01:20:30,599 --> 01:20:32,225
What were you doing?
872
01:20:32,392 --> 01:20:35,187
You got a real gratitude problem,
you know that?
873
01:20:35,270 --> 01:20:37,856
I need a name. Batboy? Knight Wing?
874
01:20:38,398 --> 01:20:40,567
What's a good sidekick name?
875
01:20:40,776 --> 01:20:42,861
"Dick Grayson, college student."
876
01:20:42,945 --> 01:20:44,071
Screw you!
877
01:20:44,237 --> 01:20:46,281
I saved your life. You owe me.
878
01:20:46,448 --> 01:20:48,700
You're going to get yourself killed.
879
01:20:48,909 --> 01:20:50,160
I'm your new partner.
880
01:20:50,243 --> 01:20:51,286
No!
881
01:20:51,912 --> 01:20:56,458
Whenever you go out at night, I'll be
watching. Where Batman goes, I'll go.
882
01:20:56,625 --> 01:20:58,502
How will you stop me?
883
01:20:59,169 --> 01:21:00,712
I can stop you.
884
01:21:05,300 --> 01:21:07,344
Hang this next to the Batsuit...
885
01:21:07,427 --> 01:21:08,971
...where it belongs.
886
01:21:13,476 --> 01:21:15,478
You're encouraging him.
887
01:21:16,646 --> 01:21:20,316
Young men with a mind for revenge
need little encouragement.
888
01:21:20,608 --> 01:21:22,318
They need guidance.
889
01:21:23,778 --> 01:21:28,116
You, above all, should know
the consequences of the life you choose.
890
01:21:35,748 --> 01:21:38,501
Even Chase calls being Batman a curse.
891
01:21:39,294 --> 01:21:42,130
Perhaps the lady is just
what the doctor ordered.
892
01:21:42,297 --> 01:21:44,424
She seems lovely and wise.
893
01:21:45,216 --> 01:21:47,343
I've never been in love before.
894
01:21:48,219 --> 01:21:49,596
Go to her.
895
01:21:51,140 --> 01:21:52,808
Tell her how you feel.
896
01:21:53,017 --> 01:21:55,561
She wants Batman, not Bruce Wayne.
897
01:21:56,353 --> 01:21:57,688
Let her decide.
898
01:22:51,743 --> 01:22:53,078
I'm sorry.
899
01:22:55,205 --> 01:22:57,040
I can't believe this.
900
01:22:57,832 --> 01:23:01,044
I've imagined this moment
since I first saw you.
901
01:23:01,378 --> 01:23:02,837
Your eyes...
902
01:23:03,755 --> 01:23:05,257
...your lips...
903
01:23:06,758 --> 01:23:08,134
...your body.
904
01:23:10,303 --> 01:23:12,181
Now I have you and...
905
01:23:13,891 --> 01:23:16,560
...l'm wishing you were somebody else.
906
01:23:22,066 --> 01:23:24,735
I guess a girl has to grow up sometime.
907
01:23:26,862 --> 01:23:28,572
I've met someone.
908
01:23:34,328 --> 01:23:35,705
He's not you.
909
01:23:38,124 --> 01:23:40,209
I hope you can understand.
910
01:23:45,548 --> 01:23:47,049
I understand.
911
01:23:52,139 --> 01:23:53,348
Well....
912
01:24:15,495 --> 01:24:17,497
That's just what I said.
913
01:24:18,248 --> 01:24:20,876
Then I taught my doggie a new trick:
914
01:24:21,668 --> 01:24:23,670
How to map the human mind.
915
01:24:23,920 --> 01:24:27,549
Would you like to see
what Bruce Wayne has in his head?
916
01:24:41,397 --> 01:24:42,982
Riddle me this:
917
01:24:43,858 --> 01:24:45,610
What kind of man...
918
01:24:45,777 --> 01:24:47,862
...has bats on the brain?
919
01:24:51,616 --> 01:24:54,285
-Go ahead. You can say it.
-You're a genius.
920
01:24:54,452 --> 01:24:55,787
Oh, stop.
921
01:24:59,415 --> 01:25:01,417
So, from this day on...
922
01:25:01,960 --> 01:25:03,795
...Batman is no more.
923
01:25:06,130 --> 01:25:07,715
You can't just quit.
924
01:25:07,882 --> 01:25:11,219
There's monsters out there.
Batman has to protect the innocent.
925
01:25:11,302 --> 01:25:14,890
I've dedicated my life to helping strangers
I've never met.
926
01:25:15,432 --> 01:25:17,351
Faces I've never seen.
927
01:25:17,726 --> 01:25:18,894
Well...
928
01:25:19,436 --> 01:25:21,939
...the innocent aren't faceless anymore.
929
01:25:22,815 --> 01:25:25,734
You can't tell me what to do
with the rest of my life.
930
01:25:25,818 --> 01:25:28,904
My dad told me that every man goes
his own way.
931
01:25:29,029 --> 01:25:31,073
My way goes to Two-Face.
932
01:25:31,490 --> 01:25:33,158
You must help me.
933
01:25:33,742 --> 01:25:35,744
And if you do find Harvey...
934
01:25:35,995 --> 01:25:37,496
...and then you kill him...
935
01:25:37,579 --> 01:25:38,831
...what next?
936
01:25:42,668 --> 01:25:43,752
Exactly.
937
01:25:44,503 --> 01:25:46,797
Then you'd be alone, like me.
938
01:25:49,758 --> 01:25:51,594
No, you must let this go.
939
01:25:52,053 --> 01:25:53,847
Listen to me, I'm your friend.
940
01:25:53,930 --> 01:25:56,516
I don't need a friend, I need a partner.
941
01:25:56,850 --> 01:25:58,685
Two-Face has got to pay.
942
01:26:00,186 --> 01:26:01,271
Please.
943
01:26:03,523 --> 01:26:06,985
Chase is coming for dinner.
I'm going to tell her...
944
01:26:07,944 --> 01:26:09,195
...everything.
945
01:26:11,489 --> 01:26:13,366
Come upstairs. We'll talk.
946
01:26:28,506 --> 01:26:30,425
-Good evening.
-Good evening.
947
01:26:31,384 --> 01:26:32,720
Happy Halloween.
948
01:26:32,887 --> 01:26:34,639
Happy Halloween to you.
949
01:27:08,923 --> 01:27:13,512
I asked you here tonight because
there's something I wanted to tell you.
950
01:27:14,346 --> 01:27:16,682
I wanted to tell you something too.
951
01:27:17,140 --> 01:27:18,433
What I wanted--
952
01:27:19,559 --> 01:27:21,270
Go ahead, you first.
953
01:27:26,149 --> 01:27:27,734
Trick or treat!
954
01:27:29,695 --> 01:27:31,822
All my life I have been...
955
01:27:32,614 --> 01:27:35,033
...attracted to a certain kind of man.
956
01:27:35,158 --> 01:27:36,451
The wrong kind.
957
01:27:36,952 --> 01:27:39,329
Look at what I do for a living.
958
01:27:42,582 --> 01:27:43,959
And since...
959
01:27:44,167 --> 01:27:46,211
...since I met you, I....
960
01:27:48,714 --> 01:27:50,007
Oh, God.
961
01:27:50,465 --> 01:27:52,302
Why am I so nervous?
962
01:28:00,184 --> 01:28:03,980
Don't eat too much tonight
or you'll be sick in your beds.
963
01:28:35,429 --> 01:28:37,097
Happy Halloween!
964
01:28:51,111 --> 01:28:52,529
What's wrong?
965
01:28:53,656 --> 01:28:55,074
It's happening again.
966
01:28:55,157 --> 01:28:56,450
Flashes.
967
01:28:57,159 --> 01:28:58,786
My parents' death.
968
01:28:59,954 --> 01:29:02,456
Your memories are trying
to break through.
969
01:29:02,539 --> 01:29:04,500
I want to tell you something.
970
01:29:04,625 --> 01:29:06,543
Something I've never told anyone.
971
01:29:06,627 --> 01:29:07,920
It's all right.
972
01:29:08,128 --> 01:29:09,922
It's all right. I'm here.
973
01:29:16,179 --> 01:29:17,514
I'm here.
974
01:29:22,060 --> 01:29:24,187
The night of my parents' wake...
975
01:29:24,896 --> 01:29:27,399
...the priest's words gave no comfort.
976
01:29:29,192 --> 01:29:30,568
Of course.
977
01:29:31,903 --> 01:29:33,989
There, on my father's desk...
978
01:29:34,155 --> 01:29:35,824
...the red book.
979
01:29:36,074 --> 01:29:37,534
Hisjournal.
980
01:29:37,909 --> 01:29:39,995
He'd written in it every day.
981
01:29:40,829 --> 01:29:43,206
But now he'd never write in it again.
982
01:29:44,416 --> 01:29:45,917
At that moment I knew...
983
01:29:46,001 --> 01:29:48,169
...my life would never be the same.
984
01:29:55,011 --> 01:29:57,305
I raced out into the storm...
985
01:29:57,930 --> 01:29:59,932
...trying to outrun the rage.
986
01:30:00,099 --> 01:30:01,267
The pain.
987
01:30:02,226 --> 01:30:03,686
Then I fell.
988
01:30:05,605 --> 01:30:07,189
I fell forever.
989
01:30:09,233 --> 01:30:11,235
The cave was monstrous.
990
01:30:12,528 --> 01:30:14,905
It must have been there for centuries.
991
01:30:17,033 --> 01:30:18,242
And there...
992
01:30:19,035 --> 01:30:20,786
...deep in the shadows...
993
01:30:22,246 --> 01:30:23,539
...l saw....
994
01:30:25,958 --> 01:30:28,002
It was coming toward me.
995
01:30:28,794 --> 01:30:31,631
I was scared at first, but only at first.
996
01:30:33,216 --> 01:30:35,886
The figure in the dark was my destiny.
997
01:30:37,137 --> 01:30:39,348
It would change my life forever.
998
01:30:41,558 --> 01:30:46,146
I would use its image to strike terror
into the hearts of those who did evil.
999
01:30:46,271 --> 01:30:50,692
I would ensure what happened to me
would never happen to anyone else.
1000
01:30:51,818 --> 01:30:53,654
I would have my revenge.
1001
01:30:57,491 --> 01:30:59,743
What are you trying to tell me?
1002
01:31:02,162 --> 01:31:03,246
I'm....
1003
01:31:38,116 --> 01:31:39,701
Twick or tweet!
1004
01:31:46,874 --> 01:31:48,084
Trick.
1005
01:31:55,217 --> 01:31:56,719
Remember the plan?
1006
01:31:56,885 --> 01:31:58,637
Seize and capture.
1007
01:31:59,346 --> 01:32:00,472
No killing.
1008
01:32:00,556 --> 01:32:02,641
That goes double for you.
1009
01:32:05,352 --> 01:32:07,354
If I was a superhero...
1010
01:32:08,230 --> 01:32:10,149
...where would I hide?
1011
01:32:15,112 --> 01:32:16,447
Spank me.
1012
01:32:29,460 --> 01:32:31,879
Intruder alert! lntruder alert!
1013
01:32:34,966 --> 01:32:37,093
Intruder alert! lntruder alert!
1014
01:32:37,302 --> 01:32:38,595
Shut up!
1015
01:32:49,314 --> 01:32:51,316
Now, that's impressive!
1016
01:33:07,415 --> 01:33:11,002
It's always risky introducing
a tamed animal into the wild.
1017
01:33:25,309 --> 01:33:28,980
They may have trouble adapting
to their new environment.
1018
01:34:07,060 --> 01:34:09,229
Somebody tell the fat lady...
1019
01:34:09,396 --> 01:34:11,189
...she's on in five.
1020
01:34:29,499 --> 01:34:30,792
"Joygasm! "
1021
01:34:53,691 --> 01:34:55,193
Get the girl!
1022
01:35:06,579 --> 01:35:08,164
Don't kill him.
1023
01:35:10,124 --> 01:35:11,751
If you kill him...
1024
01:35:20,594 --> 01:35:22,388
...he won't learn nothing.
1025
01:35:57,799 --> 01:35:59,301
Master Bruce!
1026
01:36:07,142 --> 01:36:08,977
How are you, young man?
1027
01:36:10,353 --> 01:36:13,315
You haven't called me that for a long time.
1028
01:36:13,607 --> 01:36:15,442
Old habits die hard.
1029
01:36:16,318 --> 01:36:17,777
Are you all right?
1030
01:36:18,528 --> 01:36:19,821
Where's Chase?
1031
01:36:19,988 --> 01:36:22,157
I'm afraid they've taken her.
1032
01:36:22,490 --> 01:36:24,534
Master Dick has run away.
1033
01:36:25,201 --> 01:36:27,120
The cave has been destroyed.
1034
01:36:28,079 --> 01:36:30,165
And there's another riddle.
1035
01:36:41,093 --> 01:36:42,678
I'm coming, my sweet.
1036
01:36:47,516 --> 01:36:48,893
Like the jacket?
1037
01:36:49,226 --> 01:36:51,228
It keeps me safe when I'm...
1038
01:36:51,395 --> 01:36:53,189
...jogging at night.
1039
01:36:54,106 --> 01:36:55,816
Batman will come for me.
1040
01:36:57,109 --> 01:36:58,361
Batman?
1041
01:36:59,528 --> 01:37:01,197
Batman, you say?
1042
01:37:02,406 --> 01:37:03,991
Coming for you?
1043
01:37:07,411 --> 01:37:08,621
I'm...
1044
01:37:09,246 --> 01:37:10,706
...counting on it.
1045
01:37:15,712 --> 01:37:18,382
What is that? Where's it coming from?
1046
01:37:19,591 --> 01:37:20,550
There!
1047
01:37:20,884 --> 01:37:22,594
Who's doing that?
1048
01:37:22,928 --> 01:37:24,388
The Riddler!
1049
01:37:25,514 --> 01:37:28,600
"We're five little items of an everyday sort.
1050
01:37:30,268 --> 01:37:32,854
"You'll find us all in a tennis court."
1051
01:37:33,355 --> 01:37:34,439
In....
1052
01:37:34,690 --> 01:37:36,066
A-E-l-O-U.
1053
01:37:37,276 --> 01:37:38,277
Vowels.
1054
01:37:38,443 --> 01:37:40,112
Not entirely unclever, sir.
1055
01:37:40,195 --> 01:37:42,948
But what do a clock, a match,
chess pawns...
1056
01:37:43,031 --> 01:37:46,451
...and vowels have in common?
What do these riddles mean?
1057
01:37:46,618 --> 01:37:49,788
Every riddle contains a number
and they arrived in this order:
1058
01:37:49,871 --> 01:37:51,290
13, 1, 8...
1059
01:37:52,541 --> 01:37:53,458
...and 5.
1060
01:37:53,542 --> 01:37:55,128
13, 1, 8 and 5.
1061
01:37:56,462 --> 01:37:57,463
Meaning?
1062
01:37:57,630 --> 01:37:59,340
Letters of the alphabet?
1063
01:37:59,632 --> 01:38:01,426
Of course, 13 is M.
1064
01:38:01,718 --> 01:38:04,721
1 would be A, 8 would be H
and 5 would be E.
1065
01:38:05,388 --> 01:38:06,681
M-A-H-E.
1066
01:38:08,224 --> 01:38:10,226
Perhaps 1 and 8 are 18.
1067
01:38:11,561 --> 01:38:12,854
18 is R.
1068
01:38:14,063 --> 01:38:15,189
M-R-E.
1069
01:38:17,734 --> 01:38:18,901
How about...
1070
01:38:18,985 --> 01:38:20,403
..."Mr. E"?
1071
01:38:20,653 --> 01:38:22,822
-Mystery?
-Another name for mystery?
1072
01:38:22,905 --> 01:38:23,906
Enigma.
1073
01:38:24,407 --> 01:38:25,908
Mr. E. Nygma.
1074
01:38:26,659 --> 01:38:27,994
Edward Nygma.
1075
01:38:28,411 --> 01:38:32,415
Stickley's suicide was obviously
a computer-generated forgery.
1076
01:38:32,540 --> 01:38:36,045
You really are quite bright,
despite what people say.
1077
01:38:36,754 --> 01:38:38,797
Are all the Batsuits destroyed?
1078
01:38:39,006 --> 01:38:43,802
All except the prototype with the sonar
modifications. But it's not tested.
1079
01:38:44,678 --> 01:38:46,388
Tonight's a good night.
1080
01:38:58,359 --> 01:39:00,736
What do you suggest? By sea...
1081
01:39:02,363 --> 01:39:03,822
...or by air?
1082
01:39:08,827 --> 01:39:10,037
Why not both?
1083
01:39:19,047 --> 01:39:20,465
Who's your tailor?
1084
01:39:20,548 --> 01:39:22,592
I took the liberty, sir.
1085
01:39:25,470 --> 01:39:26,513
"R?"
1086
01:39:26,805 --> 01:39:28,473
What's that stand for?
1087
01:39:30,392 --> 01:39:31,393
Robin.
1088
01:39:32,852 --> 01:39:35,730
Riddler and Two-Face can make
a pretty lethal combination.
1089
01:39:35,814 --> 01:39:37,399
You could use a hand.
1090
01:39:37,649 --> 01:39:39,734
Two against two are better odds.
1091
01:39:40,318 --> 01:39:42,654
I can't promise I won't kill Harvey.
1092
01:39:43,280 --> 01:39:45,573
"A man's got to go his own way."
1093
01:39:45,865 --> 01:39:47,575
A friend taught me that.
1094
01:39:48,410 --> 01:39:49,995
Not just a friend.
1095
01:39:52,497 --> 01:39:53,873
A partner.
1096
01:40:27,116 --> 01:40:28,784
He's not coming.
1097
01:40:29,368 --> 01:40:30,870
Shut it down.
1098
01:40:41,131 --> 01:40:43,467
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
1099
01:40:49,556 --> 01:40:50,849
Hey, go!
1100
01:41:22,382 --> 01:41:23,549
A-14.
1101
01:41:29,263 --> 01:41:30,014
Hit!
1102
01:41:30,098 --> 01:41:31,057
Sweet!
1103
01:41:31,891 --> 01:41:32,850
B-12.
1104
01:41:36,854 --> 01:41:37,897
Hit!
1105
01:41:38,398 --> 01:41:39,941
My favorite vitamin.
1106
01:41:49,909 --> 01:41:51,786
That sinking feeling.
1107
01:41:51,995 --> 01:41:53,329
I like this game.
1108
01:41:53,413 --> 01:41:54,539
C-9.
1109
01:42:05,467 --> 01:42:07,469
You sunk my battleship!
1110
01:42:08,304 --> 01:42:09,596
Who, me?
1111
01:42:34,246 --> 01:42:35,874
This is your captain speaking.
1112
01:42:35,957 --> 01:42:40,045
Please return to your seats.
We will be experiencing turbulence.
1113
01:42:47,844 --> 01:42:49,220
I got him!
1114
01:42:56,061 --> 01:42:58,772
I hope they can find the little black box.
1115
01:43:43,901 --> 01:43:45,111
Now...
1116
01:43:47,113 --> 01:43:49,156
...the real game begins.
1117
01:43:56,915 --> 01:43:58,709
Holy rusted metal, Batman!
1118
01:44:00,752 --> 01:44:02,504
The ground, it's all metal.
1119
01:44:02,587 --> 01:44:04,673
It's full of holes: holey.
1120
01:44:10,012 --> 01:44:11,179
Wait!
1121
01:44:13,432 --> 01:44:15,434
The whole island's moving!
1122
01:45:01,564 --> 01:45:03,149
Looking for us?
1123
01:45:07,987 --> 01:45:09,697
That was for my mother!
1124
01:45:10,114 --> 01:45:11,240
My father!
1125
01:45:14,118 --> 01:45:15,328
My brother!
1126
01:45:16,497 --> 01:45:18,123
And this is for me!
1127
01:45:49,738 --> 01:45:51,907
Finally, justice is served!
1128
01:45:53,409 --> 01:45:54,827
Let us die!
1129
01:46:03,628 --> 01:46:06,256
You're a man after our own heart, son!
1130
01:46:06,548 --> 01:46:08,383
I'll see you in hell!
1131
01:46:14,556 --> 01:46:16,391
I'd rather see you in jail!
1132
01:46:20,729 --> 01:46:22,772
Oh, good boy. Good boy.
1133
01:46:23,398 --> 01:46:25,108
The Bat's taught you well.
1134
01:46:25,191 --> 01:46:26,276
Noble.
1135
01:46:26,443 --> 01:46:27,777
Stupid...
1136
01:46:28,403 --> 01:46:29,779
...but noble.
1137
01:47:14,325 --> 01:47:15,910
Riddle me this.
1138
01:47:16,452 --> 01:47:18,038
Riddle me that.
1139
01:47:18,330 --> 01:47:20,874
Who's afraid of the big black bat?
1140
01:47:22,000 --> 01:47:23,710
No more tricks, Edward.
1141
01:47:24,127 --> 01:47:25,712
Very well, then.
1142
01:47:30,467 --> 01:47:32,010
Let's get real.
1143
01:47:32,469 --> 01:47:34,888
Release Chase. This is between you
and me.
1144
01:47:34,972 --> 01:47:36,056
And me...
1145
01:47:36,181 --> 01:47:37,557
...and me!
1146
01:47:40,644 --> 01:47:45,482
You've sucked Gotham's brain waves and
now you've devised a way to read minds.
1147
01:47:47,734 --> 01:47:49,027
You betcha!
1148
01:47:49,277 --> 01:47:53,407
Soon my little Box will be
on countless TV's around the world...
1149
01:47:54,157 --> 01:47:56,743
...feeding me credit-card numbers...
1150
01:47:56,868 --> 01:47:58,538
...bank codes...
1151
01:47:58,746 --> 01:48:00,540
...sexual fantasies...
1152
01:48:00,748 --> 01:48:02,834
...and little white lies.
1153
01:48:03,501 --> 01:48:05,545
Into my head they'll go.
1154
01:48:05,878 --> 01:48:07,797
Victory is inevitable.
1155
01:48:08,673 --> 01:48:10,758
For if knowledge is power...
1156
01:48:11,843 --> 01:48:13,511
...then a god...
1157
01:48:13,678 --> 01:48:14,679
...am...
1158
01:48:15,763 --> 01:48:16,889
...l!
1159
01:48:23,521 --> 01:48:26,316
Was that over the top? I can never tell.
1160
01:48:29,694 --> 01:48:32,530
By the way, I've seen your mind. Freak!
1161
01:48:33,323 --> 01:48:35,283
Yours is the greatest riddle of all!
1162
01:48:35,366 --> 01:48:38,495
Can Bruce Wayne and Batman
ever truly coexist?
1163
01:48:39,872 --> 01:48:41,540
We'll find out today!
1164
01:48:42,791 --> 01:48:45,544
But first, let's meet our contestants.
1165
01:48:46,587 --> 01:48:48,297
Behind curtain...
1166
01:48:49,214 --> 01:48:50,883
...number one...
1167
01:48:54,094 --> 01:48:57,222
...the absolutely fabulous
Dr. Chase Meridian!
1168
01:48:58,557 --> 01:49:00,184
She enjoys hiking, manicures...
1169
01:49:00,267 --> 01:49:03,854
...and foolishly hopes to be the love
of Bruce's life.
1170
01:49:09,818 --> 01:49:11,737
Behind curtain number two...
1171
01:49:14,949 --> 01:49:17,284
..."Fatman's" one and only partner.
1172
01:49:17,744 --> 01:49:19,704
This acrobat turned orphan...
1173
01:49:19,829 --> 01:49:23,500
...likes Saturday-morning cartoons
and dreams of one day being...
1174
01:49:23,625 --> 01:49:25,752
...bare-naked with a girl.
1175
01:49:29,422 --> 01:49:31,633
And below these contestants...
1176
01:49:31,841 --> 01:49:33,843
...my personal favorite:
1177
01:49:34,094 --> 01:49:35,679
A watery grave.
1178
01:49:38,306 --> 01:49:40,016
Just one little touch...
1179
01:49:40,433 --> 01:49:43,603
...and five seconds later
these two players are...
1180
01:49:43,853 --> 01:49:45,939
...gull feed on the rocks below.
1181
01:49:48,858 --> 01:49:51,027
Not enough time to save them both.
1182
01:49:54,990 --> 01:49:57,284
Which one will it be, Batman?
1183
01:49:57,450 --> 01:49:58,786
Bruce's love?
1184
01:49:59,120 --> 01:50:01,747
Or the Dark Knight's junior partner?
1185
01:50:04,667 --> 01:50:07,795
There is no way for me to save them
or myself.
1186
01:50:08,421 --> 01:50:10,756
It's all one giant death-trap.
1187
01:50:11,173 --> 01:50:12,341
Judges?
1188
01:50:13,634 --> 01:50:16,387
I'm sorry. Your answer must be
in the form of a question.
1189
01:50:16,470 --> 01:50:18,222
But thank you for playing.
1190
01:50:18,306 --> 01:50:19,223
Wait!
1191
01:50:20,683 --> 01:50:22,101
I have a riddle for you.
1192
01:50:22,184 --> 01:50:23,352
For me?
1193
01:50:25,187 --> 01:50:26,439
Really?
1194
01:50:29,650 --> 01:50:30,943
Tell me.
1195
01:50:34,655 --> 01:50:36,240
I see without seeing.
1196
01:50:37,033 --> 01:50:39,911
To me, darkness is as clear as daylight.
1197
01:50:41,663 --> 01:50:42,789
What am l?
1198
01:50:44,207 --> 01:50:45,459
Please!
1199
01:50:46,168 --> 01:50:48,253
You're as blind as a bat!
1200
01:50:49,046 --> 01:50:50,088
Exactly.
1201
01:51:27,251 --> 01:51:28,503
Bummer!
1202
01:52:33,027 --> 01:52:34,153
Thanks.
1203
01:52:48,251 --> 01:52:50,170
All those heroics for nothing.
1204
01:52:50,253 --> 01:52:53,048
No more riddles, no more curtains one
and two.
1205
01:52:53,256 --> 01:52:55,050
Just plain curtains!
1206
01:52:57,093 --> 01:52:59,179
Aren't you forgetting something?
1207
01:52:59,346 --> 01:53:00,513
Your coin.
1208
01:53:02,432 --> 01:53:04,267
You're always of two minds.
1209
01:53:05,644 --> 01:53:07,646
Yes, of course. You're right.
1210
01:53:08,271 --> 01:53:10,857
Emotion's always the enemy
of true justice.
1211
01:53:10,940 --> 01:53:13,109
You've always been a good friend.
1212
01:53:59,825 --> 01:54:00,951
Why?
1213
01:54:02,119 --> 01:54:03,495
Why can't I...
1214
01:54:03,620 --> 01:54:05,080
...kill you?
1215
01:54:08,583 --> 01:54:10,377
Too many questions.
1216
01:54:10,919 --> 01:54:12,504
Too many questions.
1217
01:54:13,338 --> 01:54:14,631
Poor Edward.
1218
01:54:15,340 --> 01:54:17,342
I had to save them both.
1219
01:54:17,843 --> 01:54:20,595
You see, I'm both Bruce Wayne
and Batman.
1220
01:54:21,346 --> 01:54:23,265
Not because I have to be.
1221
01:54:23,432 --> 01:54:24,599
Now...
1222
01:54:25,142 --> 01:54:27,144
...because I choose to be.
1223
01:54:50,627 --> 01:54:54,881
Thank you for responding to my request
for a consultation, Dr. Meridian.
1224
01:54:55,256 --> 01:54:56,507
Edward Nygma...
1225
01:54:56,674 --> 01:55:00,511
...has been screaming for hours
that he knows the true identity...
1226
01:55:00,678 --> 01:55:02,180
...of Batman.
1227
01:55:15,943 --> 01:55:17,111
Edward?
1228
01:55:17,945 --> 01:55:19,114
Who...
1229
01:55:19,657 --> 01:55:20,991
...is it?
1230
01:55:23,786 --> 01:55:25,913
It's Dr. Meridian. Chase.
1231
01:55:27,498 --> 01:55:29,083
Do you remember me?
1232
01:55:31,043 --> 01:55:32,753
How could I forget?
1233
01:55:34,546 --> 01:55:36,465
Dr. Burton tells me...
1234
01:55:37,633 --> 01:55:39,551
...you know who Batman is.
1235
01:55:40,552 --> 01:55:43,555
I can't tell you if you don't say, "please."
1236
01:55:44,974 --> 01:55:46,558
Edward, please.
1237
01:55:46,767 --> 01:55:48,310
Who is Batman?
1238
01:55:51,063 --> 01:55:52,272
I'm...
1239
01:55:52,648 --> 01:55:54,024
...Batman.
1240
01:56:20,343 --> 01:56:22,178
Your secret is safe.
1241
01:56:22,345 --> 01:56:24,431
He is definitely a wacko.
1242
01:56:25,682 --> 01:56:26,808
"Wacko?"
1243
01:56:27,017 --> 01:56:28,768
Is that a technical term?
1244
01:56:29,436 --> 01:56:30,520
Listen...
1245
01:56:34,107 --> 01:56:36,276
...I won't need this anymore.
1246
01:56:39,780 --> 01:56:42,408
Thank you for giving me a new dream.
1247
01:56:59,300 --> 01:57:00,968
Don't work too late.
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