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[groovy music]

Alright, alright!

Chef Vinny's famous eggs, come and get 'em, baby.

Smells divine, Vincent.

I just love a man who can throw down in the kitchen.

Yeah, I can throw down in the kitchen,

and I can also cook.

You heard the phrase, "You bring the hotcakes"?

I bring the syrup.

Give me my eggs, you big tease. Ta-ta.

Now, where were we?

At the part where you landed on my property,

got up to get breakfast

in the hopes that I'll forget that you owe me $400.

Right, that part.

[motorcycle revving]

What on Earth is that sound?

The sound of excitement! Come on, let's go see.

[doorbell rings]

Ooh, oh, eh? Hey, look!

It's the top gun!

Oh, Efe, it's just me. The top Reginald.

Yes, I'm in the house.

Not just out on the porch, all the way in the house.

Reginald, you are the new Superman, I know!

How much did that motorbike cost you?

Ten big ones, straight cash, homie.

I saw it, I liked it, I wanted it.

I got it.

Why, Reginald, truly,

I've never seen this side of you before.

Well, Anastasia, I've gots to say,

I'm just a rebel at heart.

And a rebel...

Is gonna take you for a ride on my new hog.

How'd you like that?

I'd like that. I'd really like that.

Mm-hm. But first, you got to go change.

I prefer you in red.

You prefer me in red?

Mm-hm.

Well, I'm not changing my clothes for any man.

Just who do you think you are?

The man your mama warned you about.

Well, I'm not changing my clothes for any man,

no matter how much they, like, make my lady parts tingle.

Well, suit yourself.

Wait, you're still taking me for a ride though, right?

Yeah, I'll let it slide this time.

But, uh, I'm headin' into the kitchen to get us a snack.

Somethin' like, manly.

Beef jerky or somethin' like that.

Eh?

'Cause that's the way I live my life,

is on the edge.

-And Efe. -[Efe] Hm?

I don't like your outfit.

#dealwithit.

What is wrong with my outfit?

Nothing, Efe, but that was so out of character

for our sweet Reginald.

I fear there's something very wrong with him.

[calm music]

♪ No matter what you do, I love you ♪

♪ No matter where you go, I'm behind you for sure ♪

♪ Always remember Blood ain't never water ♪

♪ We'll make it if we stay together ♪

Hey, hey, hey, Grandpa Vinny.

I'm here for the best eggs in town, hands-down.

Hands-down, feet-down,

anything else you wanna pull down.

[Jeremy] Hook me up.

Vincent.

What up, though, Karen?

I came to eat my breakfast. I'll have my usual.

Well, we're all outta Kibbles & Bits.

It's okay, Jeremy.

Vinny knows that cereal is my usual.

Dry, like his personality.

[Karen and Vinny chuckling]

You really should try his eggs, though.

-They fire. -They come Drake guaranteed

best you ever had.

Fine. I'll try them.

[Vinny] Alright, alright.

Let's get this over with.

Put some goodness in your mouth.

There you go.

Mm...

Do you mind?

No, I don't mind. Go ahead, try them.

-[Jeremy] Well? -[Vinny] Hm?

All I can say is wow.

Right?

I told you, I told you they fire.

-Yeah. -My mind is seriously blown.

Uh-huh.

Where'd you learn to cook like this?

Oh, I was a chef in the Navy.

Well, I, I would've guessed that you, uh,

worked for years in a sewage plant.

Because this breakfast tastes like raw sh--

Whoa, whoa, whoa, don't nobody insult Vinny's cookin', now!

You're lucky I don't call the police

and charge your cookin' with a hate crime.

Miss Karen, why is it your first instinct

to call the police on somebody all the time?

I wish to hell Karen would call the police on me.

Oh, and I wish the Pleasant Days Assisted Living chef

could actually cook a decent meal.

You think you can do better?

I know my way around a kitchen.

Don't get it twirled, now.

Uh, I think that's twisted, Miss Karen.

But A for effort.

Twisted, twirled, who gives a rat's?

All I know is that I'm a better cook than this hack.

And I'd put that in my mama.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Flag on the play.

We put things on our mama. Never in our mama.

You gotta remember that one.

You really think you a better cook than me, Karen?

Darn Skippy.

And I aim to prove it.

-[Vinny] Really? -Oh, me, you, cook-off, today.

Jeremy and the other residents can be the judges.

I'm ready, I'm ready.

Hey, I don't know, Miss Karen.

I know you guys like to make fun of each other and all that,

but Vinny is one of the best cooks in town.

Better tell somebody.

Oh no, this is happening, and that's on my mama.

Good usage.

And under my mama, and around my mama, too.

-[Vinny] Mm-hm. -May the best chef win.

Bring it, bring it, bring it.

-Spoiler alert... -[Vinny] Mm-hm, mm-hm.

I'm gonna kick your hiney.

I'm waitin' for it, Karen. Mm-hm.

-I'm waitin' on it. -Yeah, you just wait.

-Do I look scared? -I see that twitch in your eye.

-Ah, I'm so afraid. -[Karen] Mm-hm.

Efe, what secret did Reginald ask you to keep?

Okay...

I do this out of love and friendship.

-Yes. -Please do not judge me

for, for betraying his trust.

We won't, just tell us.

I was looking through Reginald's medicine cabinet,

and I saw some pills...

Uh, yes, they were blue pills shaped like tiny diamonds.

I've been around the block enough to know

that those kind of pills always go hand-in-hand

with flashy new vehicles.

No, no, no, no, it wasn't erectile dysfunction pills.

Although...

How would I even know what those look like?

I mean... [chuckling]

Why would I?

Because I'm a strong African warrior.

-[Leah] Mm-hm. -And like the mighty

Iroko tree of my home land.

My back is always sturdy.

Okay, Efe, we, uh, don't want to hear about

Iroko tree, uh...

What kinda pills did you find?

They were called Memory Boost 9,000.

Oh my God. I gotta talk to Reginald.

Oh my goodness.

Hey.

Hey, nice outfit, Mr. Reginald.

Uh, this old thing?

Right. Come talk to me for a sec.

Oh, no, no time, Leah. No time for sittin'.

Uh, there are adventures to be had out there on the open road.

Okay, I know about your memory loss, Mr. Reginald.

Efe told you?

Don't be mad at Efe.

He's just bein' a concerned friend, we all are.

Come sit down.

Well, what, why are you takin' Memory Boost 9,000?

What's goin' on that

you feel like you need a, a brain supplement?

My whole life,

I've had what some call a photographic memory.

Mm.

And lately, the photos aren't as crisp?

It's not just that,

some have completely been erased from my memory banks.

You remember that time I, I, I got the time wrong and,

and was late for, for Anastasia's big audition?

Well...

Getting a time wrong for an appointment

is totally normal.

This goes deeper than just a mere, every,

average, everyday forgetfulness.

Leah, my mind isn't what it was a month ago.

Something is amiss.

Well, I mean, so, so what's with the wardrobe change?

I fear, I'm losing my mind,

so I better seize the day while I can.

Live the rest of my lucid moments

being the man I always wanted to be.

Heroic, magnetic. Mr...

Take, Take-charge.

Great.

Mr. Reginald, then take charge of your health.

Okay, look.

The sooner we get you checked out,

the better chance you have of dealin' with your memory issue,

whatever it may be.

I know your primary care doctor pretty well.

I bet she could squeeze you in.

[Leah chuckling]

Can we take my hog?

Mm-mm, mm-mm. Ain't no way.

I think I would like to seize my seatbelt

and drive us in my car, if that's okay with you.

Okay.

Alright.

Come on, let's go.

[emotional music]

I like this glass.

Well, well, well, can you smell what the Karen is burnin'?

That would be your pride,

because today you are goin' down like Bambi on ice.

Oh, I don't know if you know this, Karen,

but I'm Black, okay?

Well, I may have noticed.

[Vinny chuckling] Karen, let me tell you somethin'.

Cookin' is in my DNA.

When I was born, my mama didn't give me a diaper and a rattle.

She gave me a apron and a spatula, okay?

Well, she should've done the world a favor

and given you a muzzle and a vasectomy.

Ooh!

Let's see what you got goin' here.

You got, uh, bologna, and syrup, and...

Nacho cheese?

What the hell you tryin' to cook, Karen?

That is for me to know and the judges to find out.

-Now get! -Okay, all, alright!

You'll get your time in the kitchen soon enough.

-Okay, alright! -Get outta here.

What's wrong, Grandpa?

You know, I thought this little cook-off between Karen

was gonna be a straight-up beatdown,

but, uh, eh, I don't know.

Uh, why do you say that?

I mean, that lady got more stuff on that counter

than a hobo got in a shopping cart.

She ain't got no idea what the hell she doin'.

You're tryin' to win the contest, right?

-I mean... -Isn't it good for you?

Yeah, I'm gonna win, but, uh,

it's like the Atlanta Falcons playin'

a kindergarten team around naptime.

You know what I'm talkin' about?

You know what, you and Miss Karen,

you all bag a lot,

but you actually got a soft spot for her.

I mean, I don't like straight cats,

but I ain't gonna never kick one.

You crazy, man.

So, what you gon' do? You gon' call the contest off?

No, no, no, no. Here's what I'm thinkin'.

I'm thinkin' you pretend to like her food...

[Jeremy] Mm.

And then give her a sympathy vote.

Okay, that way you still win,

but she won't feel like a complete failure.

That's what I'm talkin' 'bout.

That's not a bad idea. I'm proud of you, man.

You know it. I'll tell you what.

Now, don't let this little conversation

-between you and me get out. -[Jeremy] Mm-hm.

I don't want nobody to know ol' Vinny got soft.

You know, that might mess up my street cred.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Your secret's safe with me.

Watch out there, now.

[groovy music]

[Vinny] Ding, ding, ding, ding,

welcome to the first Pleasant Day cook-off.

What I like to call Vinny's special:

roasted, split lobster tail grilled in garlic butter sauce,

served on a bed of saffron rice.

Put your mouth on that.

Vincent, if we were on a date,

you'd definitely get to second base.

[Vinny laughing]

Mm, I was wrong.

With a meal like this, you could touch all my bases

and slide into home.

Okay, I'm ready to vote.

[Anastasia giggling]

Now, let's give Karen a chance.

I'm sure she worked hard on whatever the hell that is.

I call my dish trailer park casserole.

Oh my.

The first layer is fried bologna and tater tots,

the second, nacho cheese drizzle.

And then bacon bits, and then crushed Moon Pies.

And finally, my secret ingredient,

wait for it.

We're going to wait a lifetime.

Pancake syrup! Two whole bottles.

[Anastasia] Lord Jesus.

Oh, I can't wait until you all try this.

-It, it looks, uh, different. -[Karen] So good.

Get you a nice, big helping.

Ooh, 'kay.

My goodness, I gotta get every bit of this.

No, it's okay.

All the good stuff. Oh, you are gonna love this.

You are gonna love it, I just know it.

There's a nice one for you.

[Anastasia] Oh, thank you.

Now, who wants to try the first bite?

Uh, uh, uh, Anastasia does.

Try it. Ladies first.

I believe in gender equality, Efe.

If you don't have the first bite,

we can only assume you think women are inferior to men.

[Vinny] Mm-hm, mm-hm.

Now, you all know that I grew up poor,

and I had to be creative with whatever we had in our cupboard.

And if this was good enough for our ten brothers and sisters,

I was hopin' it would be good enough for y'all.

But I guess I was wrong.

Wait, wait, Miss Karen.

I'm, I'm willing to try it. Um, it looks so, um...

[Vinny] Hm, hm?

-Interesting. -Yes, it's very interesting.

-Very interesting. -Let me just, uh...

-[Karen] Go right ahead. -Just find a...

Well, well...

Huh?

Oh, wow.

Wow, wow, wow!

Man, Miss Karen gets my vote.

And look, it ain't even close.

I'm serious, Grandpa Vinny. This casserole?

Alright, Jeremy, you didn't do, you ain't gotta put extra on it.

[Jeremy] Nah, I'm serious.

I'll tell you what, let's, uh, y'all just take a couple bites

and then we can put this up on a shelf where it belongs.

Call this a day.

Mm, wait.

This is difficult to, it's hard to explain.

You can say that again.

Look, don't be a hero.

Just spit it out in the damn napkin.

[Efe] Mm, no, no. No, no.

You know those great parties.

-[Vinny] Mm. -[Karen] Mm?

With the disco lasers and the...

[imitating pulsing beat]

And fist-pumping party music.

And hallu, hallucinogenic, eh, party favors, eh?

Yes, Efe, that's exactly what's happening in my mouth right now.

Yes!

[Vinny] What the hell. How much did she pay y'all to do this?

Look, some of y'all must be smokin' Marley

or somethin', man.

Look, I demand a recount.

Y'all need to stop the steal, this ain't right!

Take the trophy, Karen.

Wow, I only wish I could give you a bigger one.

Like an Emmy on a Oscar.

[indistinct] Oscar.

This casserole deserves a Nobel Peace Prize.

Nobel Peace Prize?

She kicked your ass.

It's mine.

Eat your heart out.

Oh, I demand a recount. Stop the steal, stop the steal!

Shh, I'm eating.

[laidback music]

My fears have been confirmed, Anastasia.

My doctor, my doctor diagnosed me with dementia.

Leah will tell you.

Oh, dear Reginald, I'm so sorry.

Actually, his doctor suspects dementia,

but wants to run some labs.

She, uh, referred Reginald to a neurologist.

A flimsy euphemism for I'm losing my marbles.

Although there's no cure, Mr. Reginald,

there are treatments that slow the worsening of symptoms.

As bad as this news is,

we truly are lucky we caught it early.

I'm afraid lucky is an inappropriate term.

Now, this definitely takes time to process, Mr. Reginald,

but just know we love you like family.

Yes.

[Leah] And we will all be here to support you.

Mm-hm.

Now more than ever.

-[Anastasia] Yes. -You know what?

I'm off.

I am off to make a care plan that we can tackle together.

I think I'll retire to my quarters, uh, and lie down.

Stop right there.

I was promised the ride of my life

with a magnetic man of action,

hellbent on seizing the day.

And I fully intend to get one.

I always liked you in red.

I love you.

[emotional music]

[Anastasia] Come on, rebel.

[laidback music]

"Oh my God, Karen, that casserole was so good!

You should've won the Nobel Peace prize!"

Let's see what the hell this casserole's all about.

Alright, get me a fork.

Alright.

See what the hell the, all the talking about.

Well, I'll be damned.

Casserole's good in the mouth.

[Karen] Gotcha.

What you doing? Lying in wait to catch me, Karen?

Oh, don't flatter yourself. I got the munchies.

You know what? You and me both.

Let's grab you a fork, sit your darn butt down.

Oh, uh, I don't know, are you sure, Vincent,

that you don't mind breakin' bread with the enemy?

Tell you what, Karen,

I'm callin' a truce 'til that there casserole is all gone.

Come on, dig in, girl.

-It's really good. -Oh, thank you.

You know what, Karen, I didn't know you grew up

with ten brothers and sisters,

and all you had to eat was wish sandwiches.

Ah, two pieces of bread,

and wish there was somethin' was in the middle?

-Now, now listen. -Mm-hm.

Don't you go tellin' anybody that you and I are sharin'

-this midnight snack. -Mm-hm.

-I gotta keep up my street cred. -I hear you!

Pound it, pound it. This is so good.

Oh, thank you.

[Vinny] Man, I like the Moon Pie in there.

I know, it adds a little somethin'-somethin', doesn't it?

I know I'mma have the runs after this.

Oh, oh my goodness.

I'ma have to use the bathroom all by myself.

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