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[laidback music]

Cora, can't nobody else do it down at the church?

Well, Mr. Brown, it's my assignment.

-I took on the assi-- -Oh, just the person

we need to see.

-[Cora] Hey, Lindor. -Hey, Mr. Brown and Ms. Cora.

-Here you go, Ms. Cora. -[Cora] It's mine?

Good as new, runnin' faster,

and I downloaded all the apps

for your virtual church meetings.

Thank you so much, you're a lifesaver.

-This is perfect. -[Lindor] Yeah, my pleasure.

Ms. Cora, um, have, have you spoken to Sandra lately?

Uh, well, I talked to her a few days ago.

You know, she's been real busy with her classes, you know,

full-time student and everything.

But she's doin' well.

I'm sure she can get busy with that workload.

-[Cora] Yeah. -I, I, I just haven't

heard from her.

You know, she's pretty busy.

Mr. Brown, I'm gettin' ready to head down to the church.

And, um, I'ma meet you down there, alright?

-Alright. -Alright.

Lindor, are you still gonna be able to come down

and fix the sound for the church?

Yeah, yeah, of course.

-I'll be down there. -Alright, okay.

-[Mr. Brown] I'll see you, Cora. -[Cora] Alright,

-see y'all later. -So, you get me ready?

Uh, no.

So, there's actually no way to order the parts.

Uh, this computer hasn't been produced in over 20 years,

and the company's since been dissolved.

I mean, when, when did you get this?

I got it when I got it.

You could've just told me you don't know how to fix it.

First thing you gotta do is you gotta

give it two hit on the top.

Flip it over, blow on that little part right there.

Tap it down two times, like that, bam.

And it should go, well...

Anyway, I thought you say you was the IP.

It's IT.

Well, I see you don't know how to fix nothin'.

You press whole key, option--

Look, I'm, I'm, I'll take another look at it

and see what I can do.

Okay, let me get on down to the church

before Cora's, come lookin' for me.

Okay. Yeah, uh, hey, Mr. Brown.

-Yeah. -[Lindor] Uh, quick question.

Have you heard from Sandra lately?

I, I just haven't talked to her.

Yes, I talked to her.

She been callin', seems like every two, three, four,

five, six, seven minutes.

Yeah, she call me, you know, she was talkin' about,

"You need to do somethin' about your car, Sunshine."

That's what I call my car, Sunshine.

She said, "You're smokin'

and puttin' stuff in the om-zone layer."

I said, "I don't care nothin' about that,

long as it pass that emission test."

Yeah, that's just weird, you know,

'cause I haven't heard from her.

Yeah, I heard from her. Mm-hm.

I'm gon' get down to the church before Cora start

-lookin' for me. -Okay.

Yeah, I'ma, I'ma, I'ma see what I can do with this.

Okay, you see what you can do! [doorbell rings]

[door closing]

[doorbell rings]

-[Lindor] Oh! -Oh, hey, Lindor?

Hey, Sandra.

Hey...

[wacky music]

[calm music]

♪ No matter what you do, I love you ♪

♪ No matter where you go, I'm behind you for sure ♪

♪ Always remember blood ain't never water ♪

♪ We'll make it if we stay together ♪

-Hey! -Hey, hey.

How are you? What are you doing here?

I'm good, I'm good.

Um, I'm just fixin' a lotta things around here.

Um, I just started a pre-law class.

But, but how are you?

Pre-law, wow. Wow, that's great.

Uh, I'm good. Finally found my calling.

Preserving the Earth. I'm an environmentalist.

Okay, so that's what's been keepin' you so busy.

You know, I've been tryin' to call you.

Right, no, no, no.

I've been meaning to return your calls,

it's just my cell phone reception kinda sucks there,

and, you know, so many essays,

and, just, my schedule's so full,

it's just a lot.

[phone ringing]

Sorry. Hey!

Hey. What, tonight?

Uh, yeah, okay. I'll be there.

No, you hang up. [giggling] No, you hang up.

-No, no, you hang up. -Somebody hang up!

Okay, fine, I'll hang up.

So, you're leavin' soon, or...?

Oh, yeah, uh, it's, it's an emergency, actually.

Global warming and ozone damage,

and, you know, pollution's at an all-time high,

so, we're just, we are going to make a change.

-Yeah. -We're gonna make a change.

Well, that's really interesting. What are you guys gonna do?

We're gonna write to politicians,

and other people.

That's admirable.

Look, I always knew you were gonna change the world.

Yeah, well, the animals don't deserve to suffer

for what irresponsible humans do.

-It's wrong. -[Lindor] Yeah.

You're right, I mean, look, if, if there's anything you need,

you know I'm always here for you.

Thank you.

So, hey, what got you into the environment?

I mean, that's crazy.

Oh, uh, well, I, I met this guy,

and he told me all about the environment

and the things we need to do to help it.

That guy's picking you up later, right?

-[Sandra] Yes, yes. -Oh, okay, cool.

Yes, I mean, he is, he's been an environmentalist.

And, you know, I've never met anyone like him.

He's just, he comes from a wealthy family,

and he brings me coffee and breakfast in the mornings...

That's amazing.

How, how, how'd you, um, how'd you meet this guy?

Oh, well, we met on the yard at school.

He's also in a fraternity.

Wow, yeah, sounds, sounds like you're living the dream.

It has been nice.

I just feel like I'm really starting to discover who I am,

and the things that I used to do just don't seem as important.

Not as important. Okay.

No, no, I meant...

[Jeremy] Hey, Sandra!

Your mother's waiting for you. Come on, man.

Hey, uh, it's cool if we steal her for a second, Lindor?

-Sure. -[Jeremy] Alright.

No problem.

[groovy music]

♪ Uh, uh, was the man ♪

♪ Died on the cross so everybody could advance ♪

♪ Swagger on that honey, Favor on that million ♪

♪ Like gettin' saved when the Spirit's in the building ♪

♪ Yeah, and then I... ♪

Wah!

Yeah, ooh, ooh, yeah.

Hee, huh, hee, hee, huh.

They rappin' about Jesus out here!

Why are you yelling?!

It's too loud? It was too loud?

The music's not even that loud for you to be yellin' like that.

But they was talkin' about Jesus,

they was rappin'.

-Yeah, yeah! -Yeah.

It's a new music genre, it's called, uh, gospel rap,

and everybody's gettin' into it now.

I already, you know I know gospel and I know rap.

Yeah, sure you do.

Oh, you don't believe me?

You, you wouldn't know I was a rapper back in the day.

I could flow, let it go. You know?

Yeah, I used to, I used to battle rap.

Wait, wait, wait, you used to battle rap

against who, actual rappers?

Against all the good rappers. They couldn't handle me.

I would flow with the flow and let it go, don't you know?

I was gonna go, uh, professional,

they wanted to give me a record contract.

But they want me to go circular. No, I'm stayin' with the Lord.

Okay, well, if you ever want to make some gospel rap,

I'll definitely help you out.

Yeah, you know how to make beats?

Uh, yeah, I could probably find some royalty free ones.

Okay, yeah, we'll, we'll do a song or somethin' like that.

What do they call it when, you know,

when people dress like me, and they, you know, got that...

-You know, that... -Silly, circus!

-Colorful! -No, swagger!

You know, when they got that...

-Oh, oh, oh, drip. -[Mr. Brown] Drip.

-[Philip] Yeah. -We could make a song.

And I got the drip, you could drop the beat,

and we gon' be talkin' about Jesus.

So, we can call it

-"Drip, Drop, Jesus"! -"Drip, Drop, Jesus"!

-Yes! -Okay!

Yes, we gon' make a song like it!

Yeah, I'll be flowin' and lettin' it go, yeah.

[wacky music]

Hey.

Think you'll be able to revive that thing?

I'm pretty sure Mr. Brown got this before we were born,

but I'll try.

How are you?

I'm okay.

I'd be better if more people cared about the environment.

You know, I've been going into these rooms all day,

turning off lights without people even in them.

Then unplugging the things they aren't even using.

That's amazing, hold on one second. I gotta take this.

Okay.

Hey, Gail.

Yeah, no, we're still on for tonight, yeah.

No, I'm behind a chapter,

and I really gotta pass this test.

Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.

Alright, bye.

Who was that? Sounded pretty important.

Uh, Gail.

-Gail, Gail. -Yeah.

She sounds old.

Well, she's in a lot of my classes,

so we study together to get ahead.

Right, right.

So, does Gail have a boyfriend, or husband, or...?

You know, I don't know.

Huh, so...

Hey, Sandra!

-Hey. -It is so good to see you!

-How are you? -Good, how are you?

Good, I'm sorry I'm late, Lindor.

We gotta get down to the church.

He's, he's fixin' the sound system for the choir.

-You, you ready? -Yeah.

[Cora] Alright.

Talk later?

-Sure. -[Cora] Come on, baby, come on.

We gotta get down there, they waitin' for us.

[doorbell rings]

-[Cora] Alright! -Gail?

Gail?

[laidback music]

Hey, Philip. Did you get it finished yet?

Almost done, almost done.

Okay, I'ma...

Did you finish?

I'm almost done, just give me a little time.

Okay, go ahead, I, you know...

Did you get it?

Ask me one more time, I'm not gonna finish it.

Okay, okay. I just, I just feel so excited.

-Alright, hang on. -Like fire.

Push that down, and boom.

-[Mr. Brown] You got it? -"Drip Drop Jesus" is complete!

I'm not gonna lie, it's pretty good song.

I'm pleasantly surprised.

I told you I can rap!

-Ready? -Let me hear that,

let me hear that.

Turn it, turn it up in my headphones.

Alright.

Turn it up and put some bass, put some bottom on it!

But some bass on it! Woo!

I think I'm, yeah, yeah!

Yeah! Ah, ee, ooh, ee, yeah!

"Drip Drop Jesus"! Yeah, uh!

Uh, I'm terrified to ask,

but what in the world is Mr. Brown doin'?

So, you know I've been listening to

a lot of, uh, gospel rap, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You sent me some cool songs.

I added them to my playlist.

Yeah, yeah, so Mr. Brown is listening to gospel rap,

but, but here's the thing, this is...

Hey, this beat in here, this beat almost make me wanna twerk!

Don't do that! Stop, nope.

Jeremy, listen, listen, you gotta hear that.

It's hot!

You made me talk loud. Ooh, I'm sweatin'.

You gotta put some stank on, put some stank, yeah.

[Mr. Brown] Look at it!

Yeah!

That's, man, that's kinda dope.

Yeah, like the beat. Nice, simple lyrics.

What you talkin' about, simple lyrics?

Them lyrics dope!

I wouldn't say all that. It's a cool song.

Okay, look, look, look, Dad. That was Mr. Brown rapping.

What?!

-Yes. -Nah.

-Yes! -Nuh-uh.

Listen.

Hear it in there? Listen.

Put some more stank, turn it up, turn it up.

That is you, Mr. Brown!

Right, that is me, yes.

Who knew you could rap?

I knew I could rap!

You know, I told him I used to battle rap back in the day.

I had groupers and everything.

What y'all gonna do with this song?

Well, I already uploaded it to All the Praise Space.

It's the platform all the gospel rap artists

upload their music to.

Yeah, it's got over ten million subscribers.

You mean ten million people about to hear me?

No, no, no, no.

Ten million people have access to it,

but, uh, popularity determines if people actually listen.

[Mr. Brown] Okay.

Well, I've tagged all of the big influencers,

so we'll see.

Alright, man, well, I can't wait

to see what happen with the song.

-Yeah, me, either. -[Jeremy] Yeah.

But, uh, if you look at the time,

it's a little late, guys.

So, I'm gonna go ahead and take a nap, and, uh...

-A nap?! -[Philip] Yeah.

What you, what you about to do?

Take a nap, I said that. Alright, guys!

-Alright, okay. -The door.

-Alrighty. -You wanna make another one?

Nah, nah, we'll do it another time.

-Okay. -Alright.

-Okay, alright! -Yeah, I like that.

[groovy music]

[notifications dinging]

Oh my gosh.

[notifications dinging]

Oh my, oh my God!

Oh my! No, this can't be,

this can't be right.

Dad, Mr. Brown, get in here!

What?!

What, what's goin' on?

What's the word, bird?

Okay, remember when I tagged one of those big influencers?

Yeah, yeah, well, one of them liked the song and reposted it.

Guess how many plays it has.

How many, how many does it have?

Over 200,000!

Already?! I'm finna be famous!

I already see it, I see my name in lights.

Let me see that.

Wow, people do really like the song!

They commentin' like crazy.

Okay, what's it say on the comments?

"This song is fire," ""Drip Drop Jesus" is a banger."

-Yep. -They can't wait to see a video.

[Mr. Brown] Oh, I got to do a video.

We got to have pictures of the Lord

everywhere in the video.

-"Drip Drop Jesus". -Come on, Mr. Brown, come on.

No, you can do it, you, we can do the video.

You gon' be in the video, Philip?

Uh, nah, I'm fine.

-We need some video girls! -[Philip] It's fine.

Video girls!

[groovy music]

What's wrong with this thing?

Hey, Mr. Brown, don't tear up the remote.

But Cora, I done pushed every button on there,

-it won't come on. -Well,

-maybe I need to call Jeremy. -Well, call him.

-Jeremy! -Cora,

why won't you just kill me then?

You about to give me a heart attack.

-You can't just yell out

-at old people! -I said I was gon' call him.

[Mr. Brown] Well, call him low.

-What's goin' on? -Oh hey, Jeremy.

Uh, Mr. Brown can't get the TV on.

I done hit every button on here, all of 'em, twice.

I pushed this one, this one,

this one, this one, this one, this one, this one.

It should be workin'.

Well, I just told you I pushed all the buttons.

You think it gon' do somethin' different?

Check it out, let me check it out.

-[Cora] What you think it is? -You see it?

Aw, man. TV was unplugged.

[Cora] What?!

Who would just unplug somebody's TV?!

What nit would do somethin' like that?!

Me.

It's using all that unnecessary energy

being plugged in when no one's watching it.

What the what?! Why would you do that?

And you gotta stop getting over

on your emissions test, Mr. Brown.

That smoke from your car is killing this Earth.

Okay, I tell you what,

if you don't stop messin' my car,

that ain't gonna be the only thing gettin' killed.

-Alright, Mr. Brown, relax. -I ain't gonna relax!

My car been smokin' since the '90s,

and I been drivin' it

just so it passes the emission test.

That's all that matters to me.

Leave it alone.

Well, it's destroying the ozone, so I'm not gonna leave it alone.

I ain't never destroyed no om-zone,

and you better get outta my face.

Wait, wait, is this the reason

why my phone was unplugged from the charger?

Well, yeah, it was at 60%.

That's more than enough to keep the phone going.

Oh, so that explains why Ms. Anastasia's curlin' irons

were unplugged in the bathroom.

Okay, hold on.

Those were left unattended for over four minutes.

That means when she went to curl her hair,

the curling irons were cold.

So, that made her late to her auditions,

and I had to hear it the whole time.

Okay, I'm sorry, would you rather the end of humanity

to save her hair?

No, what I would rather... Excuse me.

What I would rather is you let us know

when you unpluggin' our things.

That's what I would rather.

[Jeremy] Oh, okay, alright. Everybody relax now, okay?

Sandra has discovered energy, and she wants to preserve it.

So, our little Captain Planet.

Thank you, Dad.

Oh, by the way, your electric toothbrush,

watch, and clippers were plugged in.

I took them out.

Oh, wait a minute!

-Wait a minute, Captain Planet! -Hey, hey, hey.

Everybody relax.

Sandra's just tryin' to save the world, okay?

She's doing her part. It's admirable.

Boy, she ain't even return your phone calls.

Get somewhere to sit down. Get outta my face.

-Thank you. -You're welcome.

[phone buzzing]

Hey!

Oh, that's not wastin' energy right there?!

Well, I gotta get down to the church.

-Again, Cora? -[Cora] Yes.

I'm goin' to choir rehearsal tonight.

Lindor, Lindor.

Thank you so much for fixin' the sound system at the church.

The choir really appreciate it.

Y'all fixed the sound system at the church?

-He did! -Now I can do "Drip Drop Jesus"

at the church for Sunday morning worship.

Yeah, everybody be doin' like this,

I'll just be droppin' it like...

I'm not gon' even ask. I'll see y'all later.

-See ya. -Yeah.

I can't believe the way Sandra actin'.

She actin' up, whoo.

Yeah, it's that new guy she's dating.

There's a new guy she what?!

She's dating.

He's, like, some rich environmentalist.

Oh, no, we gotta get rid of him.

Yeah, tell me about it.

You, you got any plans to get her back?

No.

Ah-ha! Ahh!

You know what they say.

The best way to a person's heart...

-Is through the stomach! -Yeah.

That's through the stomach. That's, we got it.

Ah, I know where you goin' with this.

Mm-hm.

-[Jeremy] Mm-hm. -Okay?

Why he look blank-faced?

he don't know what we talkin' about.

You know, you know he kinda slow.

Yeah, you know what we talkin' about, right?

-You get it? -What, no?

Cook for her, boy!

-Me? -[Mr. Brown] Yes!

No. Nah, I don't cook.

[laidback music]

OMG, smells so good in here.

Yeah, we made all your favorites.

We got macaroni and cheese,

collard greens, grilled salmon...

And key lime pie.

I mean, Ms. Cora did do a lot.

Sure did!

Thanks, but, um, I only eat

environmentally-friendly foods now.

You know, not this regular-people food.

What?

Environmentally what?

Mac and cheese, cheese is processed.

Greens, they aren't organic,

and the salmon wasn't wild caught

in its natural environment.

The key lime pie is basically diabetes in a pan.

Okay, Cora, she, what she talkin' about?

Environmentally what? What she say, environmentally?

Wow.

Well, I'm gon' come back later

and make a plate for your mom and I

after I set up the Blu-ray player.

Oh, I unplugged it. It was...

Wasting energy. I got it.

So...

Ms. Cora made that, right?

Sure did.

Yeah, it's like heaven in a plate.

Maybe, maybe it was wild caught in its natural environment.

Yeah, maybe.

I mean, I can just try it, just to see.

Look, I'm sure it's all probably environmentally free.

Mm.

Oh my gosh. Wow, that is so good.

I missed that.

Just the food?

And other things.

Look, I'm sorry that I ghosted you.

Okay? I just...

I felt like a long-distance relationship

wasn't gonna work,

and then I got so caught up in the environment and school

that I never actually spoke to you about it.

Nah, you, you didn't.

I...

Sorry.

Hey.

Now?

Okay, yeah, I'll, I'll see you soon.

Hey, I have to go,

but I will hopefully get some free time later tonight.

Call you then?

Sure.

Well, ain't this bad.

[doorbell ringing]

You see how she just did him, Cora?

-[Cora] Oh... -That's just sad.

Well, I guess since it ain't environmentally friendly,

I'ma eat it.

Oh, it's okay, sweetheart.

It'll be alright. She'll come around.

Yeah, I hope so.

Yeah, Lindor, she, but she threw you under the bus.

She broke your heart in three pieces.

-[Cora] Mr. Brown... -Ooh, she tore you up.

Ooh, you just look so sad.

Mr. Brown, you're not helping.

Oh, okay, I'm sorry. Go ahead, yes.

Well, on a good note..

Mm-hm?

I got all the computers,

routers, and electronics up to date,

including your laptop, Mr. Brown.

Oh, that's good!

Lindor, you are a lifesaver, sweetheart.

You're so good and quick, that's what I love about it.

He can't keep no woman, but that boy can fix a computer.

Mr. Brown, you are not helping.

Okay.

Well, someone online had the missing part,

so everything should be good for a while.

But call if anything happens.

I will do, thank you.

I'ma watch Kung Fu Soul Brothas tonight.

Alright, enjoy. [doorbell rings]

[Mr. Brown] I'll enjoy. I am.

Hey, you forget somethin'?

[Sandra] Yeah, actually.

I got caught up with everything else

that I forgot what was most important to me.

I broke up with him in the car.

Give me a ride to school tomorrow morning?

You can hang out with my friends.

Yeah, yeah, I'd love that.

Great.

I will call you after I eat this food

and spend some time with my family.

Okay. Goodnight.

Mr. Brown?

You the one that said it wasn't environmentally friendly.

It came out the stove, the stove messed up the environment.

You didn't want it.

Okay, well, I don't want it now.

Mm-hm.

But that was so good that y'all had got back together.

Ooh, ooh, ooh!

Okay, that's enough of that.

Hey, yo, son, we at a million views yet?

Uh, actually, we're at three million for

that, uh, quick, very fast video shoot.

Oh, we about to be rich, we about to be famous!

You know what we about to be? Rich and famous!

You know how to plan a tour? You know how to plan a tour?

'Cause I need to get somethin' to wear for the tour.

I need to get, matter of fact,

I need to get somethin' to do for the album.

I need the whole album outfit.

Yeah, Mr. Brown, I don't, I don't think there'll be a tour

or an album.

I'm sorry, but people didn't like the video.

I, I mean, it blew up because of how bad it was.

What the what?!

Mm-hm.

But it was simple and it was easy.

It was good.

No, it, it was, it was simple, easy, and, and creepy.

I, I mean, it's just different shots of you

in different ridiculous outfits.

And then you intercut that with every picture of Jesus ever.

I mean, it's just, it's just not a good video idea.

But that was a bop, my drip and my Jesus.

That was a good video, and I like it.

According to the comments, Drip, Drop, Jesus has died.

I'm sorry, Mr. Brown.

No, you know, they tried to kill Jesus,

but he rose with our power in his hand.

Let's do another video. Do another video!

No, Mr. Brown!

[emotional music]

It's over.

Lose the shades.

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