All language subtitles for Unni Ikki (2019)_track3_[eng]

"A little off the mark.."

"A little off the mark.."

"Now there are mod
means to cheat in exams."

"Who pays and waits for the
peon to get the chits anymore?"

"Who pays and waits for the
peon to get the chits anymore?"

"Now we get into the
merit list without fail."

"Now we have slim phone with our drinks."

"We don't study, we have fun, we
don't go home, we fight with friends."

"We laugh when our father scolds us,
we run for our lives if cops catch us."

"We don't know what to do.."

"A little off the mark.."

"It's a little off the mark.."

"A little off the mark.."

"It's a little off the mark.."

"A little off the mark.."

"A little off the mark.."

"A little off the mark.."

"So many issues in the
college got resolved somehow."

"If we get stuck somewhere,
we find a solution."

"A room in the hostel
or getting the fees exemption."

"If you aren't getting
your roll number, call us."

"We watch movies, we sing songs, we
roam around with friends and buddies."

"You can ask for our life
and we shall sacrifice it for you.."

"..but there isn't
a penny in our pockets."

"We were trying to do the right
thing but something went wrong."

"A little off the mark.."

"It's a little off the mark.."

"A little off the mark.."

"It's a little off the mark.."

"A little off the mark.."

"A little off the mark.."

"A little off the mark.."

- Do one thing, go meet DC.
- Listen..

I am not getting admission.

- No problem, let's meet DC.
- Let's go.

What should I do
to get a permanent job?

Do one thing, go meet DC.

I don't know what's happening!
I am not getting a room in the hostel.

I too am facing the same problem.

I am not getting a room in the hostel.

Go meet DC.

DC?

- Where..
- DC is here.

Oh womanpower, use your strength.

Move it, you have spent money on it.

It's moving at the speed of 10,
you just need to raise it by 40.

Sakshi, why don't you come on foot?

Stop right here.

Hit the brakes slowly.
We don't want to raise the rare tyre.

Finally.

Thank you.

If not for you I would
have reached an hour ago.

Bye. I'll treat you with a patty.

Drive slow.

- Call when you reach.
- Bro!

- Hello, bro.
- Hello.

So, pretending to be fake Jazzy B?

Yo man.

Come here, teddy bear.

So?

Bro, dean suspended me
for possession of alcohol.

Really?

- What is this? Did a dog attacked you?
- No, a barber.

- You got suspended again?
- Yes.

You guys never mend your ways.

- Who's car is this?
- Ours.

Oh. Ours.

What brand was it?

It was homebrewed.

You drank it all by yourself?

I'll get you a bottle.

Just get the suspension revoked.

You have sinned.

- Hello, DC.
- Hello.

DC, you have been giving
assurances since two days.

Do you think you can do it?

If you are being so
difficult then I won't do it.

- Bro! Bro!
- You keep quiet.

Don't listen to him.

- He doesn't even drink.
- I told you.

- Really? Let's go then.
- Let's go, bro.

You shouldn't keep
company of such people.

It's okay.

Look innocent.

You two stay here.

Let's go.

Hello, sir.

Good morning, sir.

Sir!

Look at this, sir.

Take a good look at his face, sir.

Do you think this
boy has ever had alcohol?

Look, he has such an innocent face.

Do you think he could have
ever brought alcohol in the hostel?

That he could jump a wall
and bring a box of alcohol in?

Take a good look at his face, sir.

Look innocent.

Look how innocent he is.

He had saline by mistake one day.

His family bathed in Ganges
to penance for his mistake.

Oh really?

Yes. Have a look.

- Now son, you do one thing.
- Yes?

Take a good look at his face.

There won't be a brand
he must have not had.

I have seen him puked
twice in the hostel.

Listen up, boy. Call your father.

If your father doesn't come
then I'll personally call him up.

Now get out.

I say get out!

Creating nuisance.

Look at his innocent face.

Hi, Angel Preet.

Hello, baby.

How old are you?

I am 23, baby.

And you?

I am 24.

I have heard this dialogue somewhere.

I am the one who said them.

What are you doing?

I was sleeping.

Under a blanket.

Alone.

And you?

I too was lying down, under a quilt.

Alone.

Son..

Please have a seat, son.

Son, please. Have a seat.

What can I do for you, son?

Let's continue, sir. No so soon.

Oh no, I cannot read
what's on the chat anymore.

Really?

It won't clear the censor.

Oh, there are photos as well.

Don't look at the photos.

They are indecent, son.

I didn't see them at all.

I don't know that you..

Anyway, forget it.

- Son..
- Yes?

Please tell me, what can I do for you?

- Don't worry.
- I have just a few small tasks.

- It's nothing big.
- Here, I know..

This is about the suspension, right?

- Yes.
- Where's the application?

- Here it is.
- Great.

You found it.

I have just a few small tasks.

Here you go, son.

- Do one thing, don't tell
anyone about this. - Sign it.

Oh, my apologises.

- It happens.
- My apologises, son.

- Here you go, son.
- Thank you, sir.

Don't tell anyone about this, son.

Never, sir. Thank you.

- Okay. Thank you, son.
- Thank you.

Did you forget something, son?

Sir, I wanted to say something.

Yes, son?

The Jasmine from Khanna,
that's me as well.

You..

He fooled me.

Thank you, bro! Thank you so much.

I'm ready to die for you, man.
Tell me, what do you want?

- Are you sure?
- Yes, bro.

Bro.. she is my life.

I'll treasure her.

One doesn't share such things.

You can, with your friends.

Just don't cheat.

I won't.

- With love?
- With love.

- Okay, bro.
- Wonderful.

Thank you.

Bye.

DC!

What is this nonsense?

The situation in Punjab is bad.
They are going to impose section 144.

What has got you so excited?

Today.. warden had
conducted a surprise raid.

He checked all rooms, except ours.

The rod survived.

And the heater too, bro

- You swear?
- I swear.

Go for it then. Come on.

- Jaffi, give me some water.
- Give him water.

How are you doing, Headman?

Excellent.

How was your day?

My day wasn't that good.

They had a mutual understanding.
They didn't create a scene at all.

I had a great time.

- They created a big scene.
- Come on.

- You know that our village is very big.
- Yes.

There was a lot of drama, bro.

- It must have been fun.
- Of course.

Then there must have
been a lot of sales.

Sale, bro? Crack, cannabis,
opium, poppy, pills sold like candies.

It was a sight to behold.

Really?

- You must have really enjoyed it.
- To the fullest.

You cannot do without it, can you?

No, bro.

What will you do
when there is no supply?

No problem.

I swear on Meeta..

..if there is no supply I'll
start growing poppy on hostel grounds.

You don't need to worry.

How are you, Jaffi?

What does your Sakshi say?

I am good, bro.
She takes good care of me.

Really? Talk to her,
she drives her scooter very fast.

I came with her this morning.
She was racing at 10.

Don't worry, bro. I'll scold her.

What else..

Where is Brar?

Brar is still there.

You gave him a very
big role this time.

- He is still at the theatre?
- Yes.

Dress up then.

Serpent too will be there.

Look over there, they are rehearsing.

It's not a rehearsal,
it's a torture for Brar.

- Snake King, did you recognise
this sandalwood tree? - Yes.

Come on, bite him.

This is the same tree the
branches of which we use to hug.

Yes, my love, I understand.

You shouldn't get
any closer to this tree.

Why, does it hurt your
tail if she comes closer?

- Bro?
- You are a snake, act like a snake.

I have beheaded many
snakes like you in my village.

I'm begging you, I want to marry her.

Are you attached to her?

What's so special about her?

Come on, are you crazy?

She looks so beautiful
dressed as a serpent.

They all turn into
a serpent after marriage.

Concentrate on your performance.
Don't make me hurt you.

- Right, Priya?
- Yes, Tree Lord.

- Bro?
- Don't touch me.

- Bro?
- Yes.

What tree is Brar pretending to be?

I don't know.

But the way she is embracing him,
I don't think it matters.

He is happy.

He is having a good time.

- No, Snake King.
- Having a good time?

Yes, Sakshi?

Sakshi?

What happened?

Your sister-in-law is
fighting because of Samosas.

What the hell!

- I want to marry her, bro.
- Calm down.

Hold on, Sakshi.

Careful there, mister.

You have charging double.

Last month on the 13th
this girl was with me.

We had two Samosas and not four.

And we must have
had a 500ml cold drink.

I was wearing a yellow dress, right?

I was wearing a yellow
colour dress that day.

Do you remember?

I don't know that.

You owe me 1500 and I want 1500.

It's not 1500, it's 1300.
Check your book.

What are you saying?

I have written down everything.
You want to pay me less?

What!

You mean we are lying?

- We have 2 Samosas and not 4.
- Sorry. Listen to me.

- Do you understand?
- She had only one.

- No, two. What are you doing this?
- Listen to me.

- He made a mistake. Don't worry.
- Don't talk to me.

Headman, handle this. Pay him.

Pay him.

- So, how much does she owe you?
- 1500.

- That's all?
- Pay him.

So? Would you like to eat something?

Sister-in-law had so much to eat?

You don't have it? Should I pay?

I am Headman.

Headman?

Also settle Sakshi's account.

She doesn't eat anything.
She is disappearing into her dress.

Settle Sakshi's account.

What are you staring at?

Don't get so hyper, dear.

Would you like to eat something?
I didn't offer you.

No, you can eat.

You need it.

You are so weak.
Eat it. Don't worry about me.

It's okay, Sakshi. You eat.
Enjoy yourself, it's our treat.

Should I order anything else?

- Scoundrel.
- No, that's enough.

- He insulted me.
- It's not a big deal.

Students never get any respect anyway.

Whatever. I am very angry.

- Calm down, my dear.
- Why calm down?

This is how I am. Stay if you
want or else you can leave me alone.

Fine then.

DC, I am going home.

What did you say?

I am going back to my
village day after tomorrow.

Okay.

What is this?

My family has found an
NRI boy for me to get married to.

- What?
- An NRI boy.

These NRI are always troubling us.

All parents of Punjab want NRI boys.

They think we are
just a piece of junk.

They don't know that this
junk will one day look after Punjab.

All you can do is talk, right?

You will realise your loss
when I'll fly away with an NRI boy.

- Oh really?
- Yes.

- Look at me.
- What is it?

What do I lack in?

I have 15 acres of land.
I have given 4 acres on rent.

Two are shared.
We have hired one helper.

There is woofer on our tractor.

There is filter at home. There
is no fear of getting cancer either.

Tell me what else do you want?

Whatever.
NRIs are given more importance.

In our village NRI holds
more importance than a minister.

I am sure the NRI's plane
must have landed by now.

The plane has landed now.

I had great fun today.

I was fed up of using
the pot in Canada.

Why brother,
don't they have fields in Canada?

There are fields,
but the laws are very strict there.

Police will catch you if
you spit on ground. Let's go.

Thank God our village
isn't a part of Canada.

Otherwise,
all our villagers would be locked up.

Stop it, Villager.

Like you have come from Canada too.

Your city too was a village once.

Stop it.

Leave some arguments for later.

Let's go, Shinderpal.

Cherry bro,
my name is no longer Shinderpal.

It's Shanky.

And I too want to go to Canada.

Whatever,
you can drop us on the way there.

Come on, let us go.

Let's find out what arrangements
they have done for Nikki's wedding.

Nikki!

Nikki!

There she is.

Nikki!

Why are you eating from the wok?

We have fixed your marriage.

You know doing this causes
it to rain at your wedding.

I am starving.

You eat four times a day.
She is starving.

Have some patience.
What will your in-laws think?

Listen, get up and start preparing,
your brother is on his way.

Touch that with clean hands,
let me warn you.

Aunt, you have already made me
wash my hands six times since morning.

I have used more water washing my
hands than I used making the lentils.

Old woman's troubling me a lot.

- My hands are clean.
- Then go wash your face.

Okay.

- My son is coming from Canada.
- What are you doing?

- Bachchan Kaur?
- Yes?

I have asked everyone in the locality
to come here to welcome your son.

Why did you have to
invite so many people?

They will cast an evil eye on my son.

My son has returned after
four years after becoming a resident.

Got it?

- Now where the hell is Jaila?
- He..

He left in the morning
he still hasn't returned.

I am still not dead.

The band guys are dead.

I have been searching for
a band since morning but in vain.

Government is about
to impose a curfew.

Ladoo's car is here.

Ladoo's car?

Then why did they call me here if they
had to order Ladoos from the city?

Ladoo's car is here.

- Don't you dare call my son Ladoo.
- Yes.

With God's grace
my son's name is Cherry.

Yes. Move aside.

There, my son is here.

I seek your blessings, mother.

- My son.
- I am so happy.

- Hello.
- I am delighted.

Your son has become a resident.

Now I can take you with me.

Brother!

Oh my God, my brother is back.

You are looking so handsome.

Where's my bag?

Oh, so that's why I am looking
handsome, because of the bag.

- Mother?
- Yes?

We will do her wedding
in a big wedding hall.

No son, we will get
her married at home.

Our saint has said so.

'Ladoo..'

Stop it.
Don't disintegrate this Ladoo.

Ladoo, you have come alone?
You didn't any white girls with you?

Many wanted to come
along but I told them no.

I want to marry a simple village girl.

- Right, mother?
- Right, son.

- Let's take him inside.
- Yes, son.

Let's go.

- Let's go.
- Come on.

Today Coconut tree?

Great are the trees that
keep standing all day long.

My branches are already aching.

But I have to say
when Meenakshi hugs me..

..even the plastic leaves
on me start to bloom.

Keep massaging.

Brar, your leaves
are about to wither soon.

Taking your age into consideration..

..I suggest you should
have as much as you can now.

Brar, you are ancient.

I think you are from the time
when even Chandigarh was a village.

Jaffi, you have arms of steal.
Do you work for a foreman?

He is Jaffi.

You want a Thai massager now?

What is a Thai massage, bro?

Keep massaging.

You don't know what Thai massage is?

Thai massage is something
that happens in villages.

Even Headman doesn't know.

Thai massage happens in Bangalore.

Heard that? It happens in Bangalore.

Damn you all.

Idiots, Thai massage
happens in Thailand.

Okay.

It happens in Thailand.

Bloody they haven't
even been to Leh Ladakh.

- Brar?
- Yes?

Why don't we go to Thailand?

- Yes.
- Let's go.

- It will be a great tour.
- Let's go.

We are anyway always roaming around.

We will go on a tour.

We will wear shorts all the time.
There are beaches over there.

We will go on a boat,
enjoy the fishes.

Everything is great over there.

It will be a great tour, right?

- Let's go there, bro.
- We will have a lot of fun.

It will cost us 30,000
each at the most.

It's okay.

I just have 1500, bro.

500?

If I take it all,
I will have around 18000.

30,000 each is 120,000.

We have 20,000.

We are short of 100,000.

No, my old man won't give it.

No.

Your father is a very good man.
What are you saying?

You have so many John Deeres.

Brars rent trolleys at 1800.

- Right.
- Your father is famous.

No one can compete
with you in Bhatinda.

- Your potatoes directly turn
into chips. - Yes.

You are such a nice person, Brar.

Please don't do this.
We will pay you back later.

Come on.

We are short of only 100,000?

Let me go to my village.

My father has anyway been
calling me since a few days.

I don't know what work he has with me.

As soon as I enter home
my father will give me 100,000.

Where are your feet?

- Here they are.
- Here you go.

- Bring it here.
- Jaffi, no. Jaffi, stop it.

Come, my boy.

Good morning, mom and dad.
I seek your blessings.

God bless you, son.
May God bless you.

- Here son, have some tea.
- Give it here.

I hope you are not tired anymore.

It's not like I came
walking from Canada.

I came on a plane.

Son, we have seen a girl for you.

You have seen just one?
I have seen a million.

Did you say something?

Nothing, mother.

Here's her photo.

She is beautiful, isn't she?

Doesn't she look like an angel?

We'll have to take the wedding
procession to heaven to marry her.

Do you like her?

Yes, she is okay.

Your choice cannot be bad.

That's okay,
but I too have made some bad choices.

So, should I talk to her family?

She is fine,
but I thought if we could meet her?

Then I would know her better.

Don't worry, son.

Her family will come on the 21st with
the matchmaker for Nikki's wedding.

We will say no to them
if you don't like her.

But son,
you cannot meet her before 21st.

Saint from the Deera
has said so, okay?

Okay, mother.

Whatsapp me her photo.

What? What tap?

I don't know how to do that, son.

You have a touch phone, mother.

Go to Thailand.

While you are there,
I'll get married and go to Canada.

Let me go, it's only for five days.

Okay, so now your friends
are more important to you than me?

- Don't talk to me.
- Listen to me.

- Stay with your friends.
- Sanjh. Why are you getting angry?

Now I'll have to sing
a song to cajole you.

- Baby!
- What is your problem?

- Go.
- I won't.

Listen to me.

"Get this straight, Jatta."

"Don't back out after saying yes."

"It is difficult to afford me."

"You can ask for whatever you want."

"I only step on flowers."

"I'll spread a truck full
of roses under your feet."

"I am like gold and platinum."

"I will weigh you in diamonds."

"I am like gold and platinum."

"I will weigh you in diamonds."

"You let it be, you can only talk."

"You can only make tall claims."

"You let it be, you can only talk."

"You can only make tall claims."

"No, don't say that."

"Don't worry, darling."

"Forget the moon, I'll get your mars."

"I keep flying.."

"I keep flying spreading my wings."

"I will widen the sky for you."

"I am like gold.."

"I am like gold and platinum."

"I will weigh you in diamonds."

"I am like gold and platinum."

"I will weigh you in diamonds."

My parents used to go to
Vaishno Devi went I was a kid.

They never took me there.

We will go there after our marriage?

Will you take me there?

We won't fight, okay? Okay.

- Go.
- What are you doing?

DC?

Okay. Okay, fine.

Your friends are everything to you.

I don't mean anything to you. Right?

Either Thailand or me.

Do you want to marry me or not?

Love is not so easy.

Today we will talk to grandmother.

Thailand.

This is a nice filter.

So, what did you say her name was?

Sanjh, grandma.

She is on Snapchat?

I found her on Tinder.

Is that a new app?

What do you have to do with Tinder?

Do as I say.

Just find a matchmaker,
don't defer from the topic.

Your father sent you to city to study.

Don't waste time on these
stupid things and study well.

This doesn't suit
our family traditions.

Grandma, you never
miss a filter on Snapchat.

And you talk about
our family traditions?

What would have you done
if I would have married her..

..and then brought her here?

Look at me.

What would have you done then?

These days you don't even
find out even after they have a son.

You should be excited about this.

Because I am informing my family.

Where did you say she is from?

From Gurdaspur.

So far away.

We won't go there walking.

You can go in the Fortuner.

Grandma, I know you
will find a common relative.

You have done PhD in that.

You keep saying,
you found him and you found her.

What's going wrong when I need it?

Yes, very good.
I am sure you will find a link.

- Gurdaspur?
- Yes. Gurdaspur.

My sister-in-law
is married in Gurdaspur.

- Really?
- Bhujhghar village.

- Come on.
- Right.

How does aunt look like?

She is Dilip Kaur.

Okay.

And she is Nirmal Pandit's.

She passed away.

Good.

Well done.

She is dead and you said it's good?

No, grandma.

We found a matchmaker. Call up aunt.

Don't be so happy.

We don't get along
anymore with Dilip Kaur.

Your father and Dilip Kaur had
a fight during your aunt's wedding.

- Really?
- Yes.

She came once or twice
when your mother was alive.

So I should assume
that aunt will say no?

Why no?

When you were this small..
She was quite attached to you.

- Really?
- Yes.

- Who knows she might agree
if you ask her. - Really?

Yes.

Tell me something.
How's aunt's nature?

Her nature? Very stubborn.

She does what she says.

Her word is the final word.

If she agrees then
consider yourself married.

I'll convince her.

This is a limit.
People here have no sense.

Sometimes I feel like queue
such people and shooting them.

- Why? What happened?
- Hello, daddy.

What can happen?

Some idiot has parked
a car in front of our gate.

I couldn't take my scooter inside.

I too punctured all the tyres.

Oh no.

Daddy, I had parked it over there.

I had borrowed it from a friend.

Oh I see.

Okay then, like you borrowed a car
also borrow a pump and return the car.

And take this,
get the scooter inside as well.

Calm down.

Don't keep charging
at everyone all the time.

He just came. Spare him at least.

Why should I spare him?

And listen, don't keep
borrowing things from everyone.

What do we not have?

We are out of sugar.

Oh yes, I forgot to get sugar.

We will have to have
tea without sugar now.

This family has no future.

They are impossible.

Grandma? Aunt is like her?

Son, he is nothing compared to her.

Oh really?

I love this snack.

You like poor looking things a lot.

Did you say something?

No, dear.

What Headman says is beyond your..

I said it is beyond
your understanding.

Sakshi, you know we
are going to Thailand.

Oh really?
Oh so you are going to Thailand?

So nice.

Should I get anything
for you from there?

Stop dreaming, buddy.

I don't think Brar can do it.

It is not so, bro.

Brar promised me.

I am sure his father must
have given him the money by now.

- Now tell me.
- That's enough, father.

I thought you would
keep the money in my hand.

But you have placed a leg
of the bed on my hand instead.

- What kind of a father are you?
- Oh my God.

- Mother!
- You want to kill my son?

What if he breaks his hand?

Let it break.

I have just one rule.

The hands that don't
work deserve the worst.

Father, you should change your rules.

Mother, or else you
should change your husband.

He will kill me. Keep the food down.

Mother, don't keep the food down.

I said, keep the food down.

Don't keep it. Take it away.

Father, please let it go.

Oh wonderful.

I have witnessed many wedding rituals.

Is this also a ritual?

- This is a very important
ritual, Lal Singh. - Really?

Uncle, don't sit on the bed.

This matchmaker is already
sitting here to trouble me.

Uncle, please help me release my hand.

- Tell me.
- For aunt's sake, uncle.

How many years have
you been fooling me for?

I didn't count, father.

Every time you take the money
and you keep loitering around.

You don't need to study anymore.

Get married to the girl
he has fixed your marriage with.

I won't get married.

It doesn't take time
for sons to rebel.

- Wait, I'll teach you a lesson.
- I won't get married.

I mean my wedding will
be done on a grand scale.

Everyone should know that
Brar's son is getting married.

Yes, do it then. Take your hand out.

Tell me, will you get married or not?

I will, father.
I cannot do without it.

It's not like I am Salman Khan.

- Father?
- Yes?

Forget meeting her,
at least show me her photo.

No need to show him her photo.

Whatever Bagh Singh
fixed has to be right.

You have wasted three years
by demanding to see the girl.

I am planning to keep it low profile.

There is a rumour that
a curfew might get imposed.

Don't worry about
the bride's family, sir.

They too are eager.

Anyway, I don't leave
anything to fate.

We will get him married
even if there is a curfew.

Don't worry, Bagh the matchmaker,
I'll change your fate.

Father, at least show me
her photo if you won't let meet her.

- Wait, I'll show you her photo.
- Father!

Bloody scoundrel
wants to see her photo.

Look, this is boy's photo.

What is this?

He stays abroad.

He looks aged.

He is from a good family.

And he is healthy.

He doesn't look healthy to me.

Don't you think he
looks too old, mummy?

Too old? It's not like he is 35.

Of course.

Oh no, what are you looking at?

He is old enough to be your father.

Look at him.

The first one was better than him.

I don't like this boy.

I won't marry him.

I'll see how you won't.

Even I liked Dharmendra.

- But I had to marry your father, Tara.
- Mummy!

You better agree, Sanjh.

You still don't know about Mr.
Singh's anger.

And who is this Mr. Singh?

He is calling himself that.

If you go abroad,
you'll send me an Iphone.

If you marry a villager
then I won't get anything.

Mummy, it's very simple.
I won't get married to him.

- And that's final.
- I'll see how you won't.

And keep your voice down.

We have said yes to the boy's family.

That's why we have painted the house.

We will get you engaged on 21st.

If your father learns about this,
he will commit suicide.

He is always so worried.

He keeps visiting the
shed 20 times in a day.

He is still there.

What? Oh no!

Let me go check on him.

I hope he doesn't
do something to himself.

'Punjab's farmer in debt.'

'What would you like to say
about this topic in the end, sir?'

'In the end,
I am going to address the government..'

'They keep saying let the
farmers and the forces triumph.'

'They will write on a plank
that they are our providers.'

'But that very provider is
being forced to commit suicide.'

'They are being forced
to consume pesticides.'

'Due to government's ignorance
his land is turning barren.'

'What will a farmer
grow on that barren land?'

'And what will he sell?'

'There are some farmers
who have produced..

..gold from the same barren land.'

'Thank you for coming to our show.'

'That's all for today.'

Now I can see properly.

- Now I won't die.
- Where are you?

Sanjh's father?

Tara!

This woman will give
me a heart attack some day.

She ruined the mood.

Let me have some more.

This man is after my blood.

Are you deaf?

Don't you hear me?

What do you do in this shed all day?

You will get suffocated.

You will die here one day.

This is where I can breathe freely.

Huh? What did you say?

Nothing.

Why were you calling me?

You had to drink?

- Alcohol.
- Yes.

I don't go out to drink.

There is none at home.

From where will I drink alcohol?

I am planning to drink pesticide.

You want some?

Don't talk nonsense.

It's difficult to be a Jatt.

We don't make much in the field.

That's why he is always so worried.

Have mercy, God.

Call me up.

It's been six months since
we are in a relationship.

You had proposed to me over here.

I took so long to say yes to you.

Now I feel that we will get separated.

DC?

Listen..

All the boys are the same.

First you come after us then
you don't even bother about us.

DC!

You still didn't
take the scooter inside?

I'm coming, father.

Sanjh, you are so cute.

So beautiful.

Awesome.

Wonderful. Amazing.

You are looking the other way.

You don't even look into my eyes.

But your clothes do match mine.

Why don't you say something?

Brother, should I try to talk to her?

She will listen to me.

She is my future wife.

Why would she listen to you?

- Bro?
- Yes?

Take me to Canada. Just once.

Brother, take him to Canada.

He needs to go to Canada,
it's important.

You should do IELTS.

I'll take you right away.

Bro, I tried doing it.

I scored 3 once and
2.5 the other time.

I cannot even take
you to Nepal with 2.5 band.

If not like this then
I'll take you some other way.

This way, that way how, brother?

Your brother knows a
lot of resident girls there.

I'll get you married to
one of them and take you along.

Don't take me along
if you don't want to, bro.

- At least don't joke with me.
- Do you think I am joking.

Should I make you talk to one?

Do you think that I am lying?

Wait a minute.

Let's do a video call.

Hey Cherry, how are you?

I am good, Kitty.

Please meet my underwear friends.

My childhood buddies.

- Dasu and..
- Shanky.

Hey boys!

She is really so far.

Of course,
it's not like she is diseased.

Hello?

How are you?

You're looking funny.

What's going on?

What happened?

Net is slow.

Try hitting it.

It's an Iphone and not a radio that
would start working if you hit it.

Hello?

Hello?

- Hello?
- Yes, Brar?

So did he give you the money?

Forget the money, he fixed my wedding.

- You swear?
- I swear, bro.

They didn't even show me her photo.

Be grateful that someone
agreed to give you their daughter.

Forget the photo.

Joke as much as you want.

Listen, also let
Headman and Jaffi know.

Your plane will now land
in Bhatinda instead of Thailand.

I'm getting married on 21st.

Be here by tomorrow the 19th.

21st?

So soon?

Find out if the girl is
having an affair or something.

Her old man is an issue.

She is having an
affair with an old man?

Don't joke, DC.
My life's at stake here.

Fine, we will be there.

Tell me something,
where is the girl from?

Some village called
Taphar in Gurdaspur.

Fine, your sister-in-law is calling.
I'll talk to you later.

Hello, DC?

Hello?

They will never help
you when you're in need.

How are you, sweetheart?

Your sweetheart is dead.

Oh no, I won't let her die.

I'll get engaged to an NRI on 21st.

You guys too believe in engagements?

Don't joke, DC.

I won't be able to back
out once everything is fixed.

Calm down. Nothing will happen.

Have some patience.

They are fixing my marriage
and you want me to be patient?

First tell me why is
your family in such a hurry?

Hello!

Hello?

Hello!

Say something?
Why have you gone so quiet?

- Say something.
- Hello?

It's not like you'll understand
even if she says something.

I had to lose the network now only.

What happened?

Usually the fuse blows up,
but for me the network has blown away.

What we feared has come true.

Because of the BB sugar
mill supporter's fight..

..the situation in Punjab is very bad.

Mobile network has been
shut for the next three days.

And there are chances
that curfew might get imposed.

Stay tuned with us
for the latest news.

"A little off the mark.."

"It's a little off the mark.."

"A little off the mark.."

"It's a little off the mark.."

What if what Mr. Mann said comes true?

"A foreigner plucked the flowers
from the garden I had nurtured."

No. I won't let anyone
enter my garden.

No.

But what is going on here?

Sanjh stays there.

Aunt stays there.

Brar too said that he's
getting married somewhere there.

I don't know what's going on.

I don't know whether it's
happening for the best or not.

- I don't understand.
- DC?

Snapchat isn't working. Check it, son.

It won't work, grandma.
Net is not working.

Snapchat works on net?

No it works on kerosene.

You just came and
you are leaving already?

Grandma, your daughter-in-law's
marriage got fixed.

Really? Congratulations, son.

Heartfelt congratulations.

Sorry, son. I'll go with you.

Let it be. What will you do there?

Who will take care of
you if something goes wrong?

You need to have
someone smart with you.

They might impose a curfew.

It's okay,
I have two smart people with me.

If nothing,
they can at least endure a thrashing.

Bye grandma, see you. I am leaving.

- Bye, son.
- Don't worry.

I'll download Tinder
for you when I come back.

Jaffi!

"Why go to the place
where she is married?"

Thailand!

Come back, Jaffi.

I have been noticing
you since morning.

I am sure soon she will come
out of the photo and slap you.

You just wait and watch.

I'll hug 5-7 girls
together in Thailand.

You are going go
hug them or crush them?

Brar is getting crushed.

What?

Brar?

They fixed Brar's wedding.

- They fixed his wedding?
- Really?

- He didn't call you?
- No.

- Really?
- That's strange.

He called me.

He said I am getting
married tomorrow. Be there.

Tomorrow is the 19th, right?
He is getting married tomorrow.

He just went yesterday.

And tomorrow is his wedding?

I don't understand.

I too don't understand.

We lost network when we were talking.

He said he's getting married on 19th.

He said come directly
to the wedding in Gurdaspur.

Don't go to his house.

Then what about Thailand, bro?

Thailand is more important
than your friend?

Your friend is getting married
and you want to go to Thailand?

We will have to go there.

He wants to go to Thailand!

He will keep complaining all his life.

Friends are not just
to laugh together.

You need to share
their sorrows as well.

That's fine.

But what about clothes?

I brought them.

And we?

- What is this?
- Just shorts and vests.

Right.

We weren't going to wear
much clothes in Thailand.

You don't have any clothes?

- No.
- No clothes at all?

Then let's raid the
hostel clothes drying line.

"We have begun our journey."

"We intend to have fun."

"We intend to have fun."

"We intend to have fun."

"Whatever I had,
I invested it in my friends."

"I invested it in my friends."

"We have begun our journey."

"We intend to have fun."

"Whatever I had,
I invested it in my friends."

"Let it go to hell."

"What will we gain
by studying anyway?"

"We don't worry, bro."

"We stay high with friends."

"We stay high on friendship."

"We have nothing to worry about, bro."

"Yes.."

"We cannot wear suits
and go to work daily."

"We are idle but not so much
to worry about our girlfriends."

"We cannot wear suits
and go to work daily."

"We are idle but not so much
to worry about our girlfriends."

"We don't care if we end up fighting."

"We don't worry, bro."

"We stay high with friends."

"We stay high on friendship."

"We have nothing to worry about, bro."

"Yes.."

Which dog stole the bowl
containing the turmeric paste?

Oh God, have mercy.

My daughter's is so unfortunate.

Brother, you will get us into trouble.

You are already so fair.
Why do you need to do this?

Have you seen your
sister-in-law's photo?

She is very fair.

If I stand next to her it
will look like chocolate in milk.

Cherry bro, it is possible that
she has used filters on her photo.

I don't know about filters..

But if anything is
off the mark on my face..

..then I'll print idiots on your face.

Brother, we will have to paint
you to make you as fair as she is.

Brother, I mean when I got married..

..I too started applying
this paste four days in advance.

This makes you fairer.

It doesn't make you taller.

What will we tell your
mother when she learns..

..that we're going
to meet sister-in-law?

She will thrash us.

Moreover,
it is not right to go to her house.

It's not like we are going
to announce it in advance.

We'll quietly go there.

Do you know where
the matchmaker stays?

We will take her along.

Are your hands broken?

Do it properly.

Then they say that I don't pay well.

Tie it properly.

Uncle, we are out of cooking gas.

Shake it a little and use it,
you stupid.

It still has some gas in it.

No, it doesn't.

Fix it to the stove and check.

It doesn't work.
This smart boy wants it to work here.

There is a limit to miserliness.

You are back, you menace?

You were born on at inauspicious hour.

You caused a curfew
during your wedding.

Father, I am not a priestess at a Deera
that there is a curfew because of me.

We are out of cooking gas.

I am out of will power.

Anyway, looking at
how hot tempered you are..

..I am sure we can cook
something on you as well.

Wait, I'll make you
cook something for sure.

- No, father! Don't hit me!
- Wait, I'll teach you a lesson.

Wait, I'll show you! You cannot hide!

DC, we have reached Gurdaspur.

But when will we reach the place
where the wedding will take place?

Tell me the truth. I am starving.

Where are we?

We are close.

Even Google isn't working.

Old men in the villages
are no less than Google.

There is one with glucose
hanging by his side.

- Let's go ask him.
- Let's go ask him.

- Wake!
- Move!

Hello, sir.

We need to go to Taphar village.

- Thank you, sir.
- Wait, I'll tell you.

Why are you asking him? He is crazy.

He is hard of hearing as well.

- You want to go to Taphar village?
- Yes.

Go straight and then take a right.

- Okay.
- You will get a water lane on the right.

- Okay.
- Follow it.

- Done.
- We'll follow it.

- Thank you, brother.
- Okay.

Sir, which way is Sri Lanka?

Amazing! Thank you!

He is much better than Google.

I cannot find the bowl
with turmeric paste in it.

Weather is bad. It might rain.

Have mercy, God.

My damn eye has been
fluttering since morning.

It just won't stop.

Have mercy, God.

My girl is very unfortunate.

Last time too her marriage
was called off at the last moment.

This doesn't look like they
are set to welcome the groom's guests.

Take this.

I too think the arrangements are slow.

Did they say no to Brar?

It is possible.

Anyone can say no to
Brar at the last moment.

- Be careful.
- Let's find out.

- Go and find out.
- Me?

Yes.

I am not going to find out.

Go.

- Why should I go?
- You are a smart boy.

I am not at all smart.

I am smart.

Hurry up, brother. You are strange.

- Brother, Brar's wedding..
- Well done, buddy.

- Take it inside.
- I am Brar's guest.

- Hurry up. Come on.
- Right, he is smart.

They have put the smart one at work.

Carry it.

- Let's go now.
- This is a limit.

- Let's go.
- Come on.

Take it inside quickly.

- Here. Come on, carry it.
- I am starving, man.

Where is everyone?
Someone come and help us.

DC, this guy.

- Hello, sir.
- Hello, sir.

Sir, we are the groom's friends.

What?

We are from the groom's side.

- Father..
- What did you say?

The groom's side?

Before the wedding?

I am ruined!

I am doomed!

What happened, aunt?

Son, the groom's family
is here to say no.

Your sister's life got ruined.

Will someone tell me whether
I should make Ladoos or not?

Should I not install the lights then?

How can they say no?

We will kill them.

I'd say let's thrash them.

Why are you creating a scene?

What happened?

Son, they have come
to say no to the wedding.

How can say no to the wedding
when I am not even engaged?

Not your wedding, Nikki's wedding.

How can they just say no?

We are not here to say no, aunt.

We are here for the wedding.

We are his friends.

- The wedding will take place on 21st.
- Yes.

I agree people should
be advance but not so advance..

..that they come two days in advance.

It's okay, son.

Now that they are here, let's
serve them some tea and refreshment.

Okay, okay.

- Come in, son.
- Come on in.

Here..

- Come on.
- Yes.

- Thank God. - Fine, I'll make them.

I'll put them.

I think she'll get married eventually.

You won't have tea?

I have green tea.

I don't know how you can have it.

The thing is, I stay in Canada.

So I am used to things
they drink over there.

So you guys will stay for lunch?

No, we won't stay for lunch.

We need to go far away.

Far? Like you are going to Canada.

It can't be far.

We can go to Canada
tomorrow if we want.

But we don't want to.

We'll have to work as daily wagers.

We are used to bossing
around since the very beginning.

'He thinks that he
is Navjyot Singh Sidhu.'

Listen DC, usually you can hear something
from as far as 10 kilometres..

..but you couldn't hear
whether it was 19th or 21st?

What can I do? Network had gone bad.

I don't know whether
he said 19th or 21st.

You sometimes don't know.
I am not God.

I brought stuff enough
only to last a day.

We didn't go Thailand and the wedding.

- Shut up.
- Serve us a plate.

- Add green chutney.
- Okay.

Calm down, Headman. Why do you worry?

I'll arrange for your stuff.

You cannot arrange for it, bro.

Just start driving so
that we can go to Chandigarh.

And the wedding?

Look how excited he
is to attend the wedding.

We cannot leave without
attending the wedding.

Where will we stay?

With him?

Why do you worry?

My aunt stays here.

We will go to her place.

Not my aunt, my dad's aunt.

She loves me.

She will be so happy to see me there.

You will see how she will pamper me.

Listen, we have an open jeep.

You want to go there at night?

You'll learn a lesson when
come druggie tries to hijack us.

Then you'll say that
I didn't warn you.

My stomach has gone
hard eating hostel food.

Aunt must have made greens.

We will enjoy a good meal.

He is lying, buddy.

We shouldn't believe in him.

He doesn't even know where his aunt stays
and he wants to stay with his aunt.

Do you know her name?

I know.

- Dilip Kaur.
- Dilip Kaur?

Son, I'd suggest you
go back to Chandigarh.

So what if you came without informing.

This is your own house.

You are not strangers.
Your aunt will be here soon.

Uncle, will aunt be angry?

She will be a little angry.

If she tries to hit
you then I'll thrash her.

I am not scared of anyone.

I have a lot of attitude.

Bro, the old man
scared us for no reason.

Uncle has aunt under his control.

Weather isn't so good, dear.

I think we are going
to get insulted again.

What are you whispering?

Nothing, uncle.

You shouldn't be so rude.

You should politely talk to her.

It will work.

You haven't seen me lose my temper.

What the hell are you doing here?

Dilip Kaur,
you know Bhura Singh from Shamir?

- Yes.
- He is his son, DC.

You talk to him.
I'm going to Tara's house.

Look how scared uncle is of her.

'I guess I escaped the thrashing.'

Hello, aunt. I am Bhura's son.

Aunt, I know you are angry with us.

Grandma told me a
lot of things about you.

I was so small back then.

I felt like I should
come and meet you.

So I came here.

Now it is up to you aunt..

You can keep us or throw us out.

Get out.

Leave!

Bhura's son, right!

Aunt..

Aunt, grandma gave me this photo.

That's you and that's Nirmal
Pandit's who passed away.

And this is me.

I have always treasured this photo.

Grandma told me a lot about you.

She said that you used
love to play with me.

Aunt..

Kids these days don't have
time to talk to their parents.

I still came to meet my aunt.

I thought I would meet my aunt.

The aunt who used to play
with me will be happy to see me.

Anyway..

Aunt, you are still
very angry with us.

It's okay.

Whatever you think is right.

Goodbye, aunt.

Listen up, boy.

Come back.

It's very late.
You can leave in the morning.

Why are you making me yearn, nephew?

Let us have a drink.

No, uncle.

I never drank without them.

You never drank without us either.

Have you ever spared anything?

Okay then.

Crack open an onion.

You are still stuck at onions?

Do you want to drink or
do you want to prepare dinner?

Uncle, I think DC deceived me.

He took the others
and went to Thailand.

They must be hugging the girls there.

Don't lose hope.

Soon, you too will
have someone you can hug.

Fine then both DC and
Headman can go to hell.

Let's hug the glasses.

Here.

Pour me some water.

Here I have spilled
some in their name.

The amount they would have had.

It is not easy to
be true to your love.

"Why do you ask after
us mendicant wanderers "

"Us, who are waters
separated from the rivers"

Are you done?

Give me a minute.

"Knowing well that
pictures are but names.."

- "..for blotches of gaudy colours"
- Keep quiet.

Oh my God!
Keep quiet.

The guard will show up!

"Knowing well that
pictures are but names"

Not a problem. I know the guard well.

- Oh really?
- I know everyone here.

Oh really?

I know everything.
Everyone is mine.

You will stay here.

And my family will
fix my wedding with an NRI.

So what?

Why do you worry?

- So what? I am here for you.
- Okay.

- Why do you worry?
- Okay.

I won't let you become
a Canadian citizen.

What do you mean?

Nothing holds meaning in love, Sanjh.

Oh really?

There is no place for
love where there selfishness.

What do you mean?

Selfish people don't
know the meaning of love.

Sanjh!

Will I go crazy in love?

Will I keep throwing bricks at people?

Or will I become a saint?

Then I will have to start a Deera.

There will be female
devotees at my Deera.

I will get frustrated and molest them.

I'll get charged.

I'll go to prison. Then I'll get shot.

Forsaken lover.

You need stuff?

No.

Go to sleep, dear.

Good night.

If your father had listened to me..

..then I had a great wedding
proposal for your aunt Shindo.

I am in trouble.

Toothbrush?

I am out of my stuff.

Our brave uncle hasn't
showed up as yet.

Otherwise,
I would have taken some from him.

But he was adamant.

He said he already
found a match for her.

And what a great
match he found for her.

He was a druggie.

He ruined our girl's life.

Jaffi?

Something is not right.

Use mine.

No dear, I think DC
is planning something big.

Stop being angry now, aunt.

I'll resolve your complaint.

I'll marry any girl you want.

You have taken after your mother.

If you had taken after your father
you would've spent the night outside.

That's why I didn't
take after my father, aunt.

I know that my father is useless.

DC, I will find a bride for you.

I'll slap you if you back out.

I won't back out, aunt.

You can even get me married
to someone from your village.

Sanjh, it's been days since
you came back from Chandigarh.

Why didn't you come to meet me?

What do I say, aunt?
We don't have any time to spare.

Okay.

Come, let me introduce you to him.

Let's go, buddy.

He is DC.

- My nephew Bharpur's son.
- Okay.

DC, she is Sanjh.

I am getting her engaged to an NRI.

- It will break open my skull.
- Come down.

- Don't do it.
- Hit him!

- Come on down.
- It will hurt me. Back off.

You used to fool
only others until now.

Now you have started
fooling even your brothers?

I didn't fool anyone, my brothers.

You didn't fool anyone?

You forced us to face
your ferocious aunt!

You didn't take any pity on us.

- You are heartless. You traitor.
- Come on down.

Why don't you get me?

You'll know when I'll
hang myself right here.

You will take my dead
body back to Chandigarh.

Then you will organise
Kabaddi matches in my memory.

- We will arrange for a prayer meet.
- Yes.

- Idiot. - You will put
sentimental posts on Facebook.

Friends are like your
arms or something like that.

He is very serious.

I cannot live without her.

I'll hang myself to death,
I'm telling you.

- Come on down, DC.
- Come down.

We won't hurt you. I'm throwing it.

Remove your bag. We.. we won't
say anything to you, bro.

- You sure?
- Here's our bag.

I swear on the curfew.

- We won't say anything to you.
- Yes.

Come down.

- Believe us. Okay, I will.
- First you go over there, Headman.

- Come on.
- Come on down, bro.

- We won't say anything to you.
- They back, you too.

Thank you, Babul tree.

You don't need to tell your friends.

Friends always know everything.

- Come on, we will teach you
a lesson now. - Let me go.

- Let me go.
- We got you.

- Let me go.
- Spray it on him.

We will organise a Kabaddi
match in his memory.

Don't spray it on me, Jaffi.

- Hold still.
Let me go!

- Spray it on him. Do it.
- Don't.

Over here! Over here!

- Let him go, Headman?
- Do it.

He is choking, let him go.

He's just pretending.

- Are you alright, bro?
- I am fine.

- Okay.
- Get this straight.

I cannot live without Sanjh.

We'll solve your problem.

- If you had told us beforehand..
- Bro..

Don't you dare!

How could I tell you?

If I had,
you wouldn't have come along.

Such are my friends.

Fine, no matter what happens,
we are with you.

You will get married to Sanjh.

I just learnt that
you are a nice person.

But how will we do it?

We'll find a solution.

"I escaped getting thrashed
by going to the fields."

- You will get married to Sanjh, Jatta.
- Yes.

She is bright and lovely
just like a sunflower.

But she is a tough taskmaster.

Nice tea. This tea is great.

If you were in Canada,
you would have defeated Tim Martin.

- Your tea cafe would do
great business there. - What?

What business?

He means a tea stall, auntie.

He thinks I look like a tea seller?

Don't mind it, auntie.

Let your mother mind it.
Why should I?

- She is so jovial.
- Yes.

She is always smiling.

- Oh no, auntie, in all this I forgot
to say an important thing. - What?

We need to perform
a Jaago for Nikki at night.

You should come and
also bring Sanjh along.

- Yes.
- Okay.

Now I know why you are here.

Grandma, I don't want
to attend NRI's wedding.

Mr. Singh has a lot
of other work to do.

Work? What are you,
a Patwari (Land registrar)?

Go and do your homework.

He's the one whose
place you need to go to.

- He's the NRI.
- Yes.

What? He?

- My sister's life is ruined.
- He's rude.

Mr. Singh says hello, Mr. NRI.

Hello.

You looked good in the photo, but..

But what?
I am infected with worms now?

Desu bro,
he is insulting him to his face.

Insults are usually done to the face.

We wouldn't know if anyone
insulted us behind our back.

- You are right, bro.
- Yes.

- Chikku.
- Yes?

Go and call grandpa.

- DC must be there, call him as well.
- Okay, grandma.

What post does grandpa
hold that DC is with him?

Grandpa holds no post.

I hold him under my thumb.

- DC is my nephew's name.
- Okay.

He is here from Chandigarh.
I want to introduce you to him.

And listen,
you are still not engaged to Sanjh.

You cannot meet her. Got it?

Bloody foreigner.
He wants to meet the girl.

Careful, uncle.

- Don't upset your stomach
in all the excitement. - Yes.

My stomach isn't as delicate as yours.

When I was of your age,
I used to have such a huge ball of it.

My eyes used to stay
red and alert till the night.

Your aunt used to get scared
when I used to look at her.

She used to be at
my service the whole day.

She still services him,
but in the other way.

- What is he saying?
- Nothing, uncle.

- Uncle, I think you are a smart man.
- Okay.

- You have seen the world.
- Yes.

We need an advice. We have a friend.

He loves a girl.

That girl is engaged to someone else.

- To someone else.
- Yes. Now what should that boy do?

We advised him to elope with the girl.

Damn you, shame on you.

Elope with the girl!

Listen to me!

Advice him..

..to use an elder as the matchmaker
and send her family a proposal.

This advice you sought
from me of eloping..

..cowards do that,
I wouldn't advice that to you.

- Uncle?
- Yes?

- Then you be the elder.
- What are you saying?

Uncle, he is that friend.

We need to get him married to Sanjh
by calling of her wedding to that NRI.

Be brave, uncle. Talk to aunt.

We won't be able to find
anyone better than you, right?

Be brave? Who will talk to that witch?

What happened, uncle?

- No, I was saying that that's why
you were buzzing around me. - Yes.

- Yes, yes.
- Shall I give you an advice?

Yes.

- Shall I give you an advice?
- Yes, yes.

Elope with the girl.

Grandpa!

- Grandpa!
- Yes?

Grandma is calling you home.
All of you.

- We are coming.
- Okay.

Let's go, uncle.

It is time to prove how effective
the stuff you just had is.

You guys carry on,
I'm right behind you.

Stand up.

Go.

- Do come.
- Yes.

- Uncle?
- Yes?

Now everything is in your hands.

What should I do now?

My wife is the matchmaker.

I'll have to help him,
my honour is at stake.

And..

..she will thrash me.

I am stuck because of my ego.

Save me, Lord.

Open.

- What happened?
- It's him.

- Who?
- Him.

Him?

Come on in, boys.

Why are owners acting
like guards today?

- Come on, in.
- You know them?

Not just me,
our whole village knows them.

They are so well known here..

..that they can stand
for the headman elections.

They are Nikki's husband's friends.

They came to our village
two days in advance.

So, what brings you here?

She is my aunt.

- She is my matchmaker.
- Okay.

I'm getting him married to Sanjh.

Why did you pull your hand back?

Okay then, auntie. Bye.

- Do attend the wedding.
- Sure.

- Bye.
- Bye.

Bro!

I don't understand one thing.

You are so handsome,
well educated NRI.

Why are you going for a village girl?

Bro, village girls
are the best for our kind.

Aunt said the girl
studies in Chandigarh.

She won't be less than any city girl.

Forget Chandigarh,
she if she's educated in Thailand..

..a village girl
will still be obedient.

With the girls there,
we need to follow their orders.

Listen, why did you need to lie?

I wouldn't have thrown you
out if you had told the truth.

Okay then, see you at the wedding.
Bye.

Bro, even Sakshi studies
in Chandigarh, so is she bad too?

Buddy, let's solve DC's issue first.
Let's go.

Tell me.

- Aunt, I need to say something.
- What?

People assume others to be like them.

Like you.

You have a clean heart.

Just like the holy Ganges.

Ganges too is dirty.
But your heart is very clean and pure.

I know that for sure.

You think others are also like you.

That's okay.
But what are you trying to say?

- The thing is..
- Yes?

- You are getting her engaged
to an NRI. - Yes.

You know what news
is printed about the NRIs?

Have you heard about them?

They get married and leave
and don't come back for five years.

The girl stays alone
at home and suffers.

Who knows he might already
be married over there, five times.

We don't know.

Moreover,
NRI means Non Reliable Indians.

Now how will someone who
is not reliable respect anyone here?

- This is how they all are.
- They must be.

But my eyes are like an x-ray machine.

I can see who is wrong and
what's lies in someone's heart.

Do you understand?

An infant wants to teach me sense.

Aunt, why doesn't your x-ray
machine see Sanjh in my eyes?

Ouch.

Daddy, should I get more flatbreads?

That's enough, dear.

Sanjh, you will get married
and go to your in-laws' house.

Our house will feel empty without you.

Right, daddy?

Daddy, I don't want to leave you.

Moreover, who will look
after you after I am gone?

Daddy, you don't need to
worry as long as Mr. Singh is here.

Moreover, girls eventually
get married and leave anyway.

Daddy, I'll be going to Canada.

Once I go there,
there is no coming back.

Nowadays Canada isn't that far away.

We can talk to each other on phone.

- You can also do that other thing..
- Video call.

Yes, that.

It feels as if someone is standing right
in front of you and talking to you.

Don't dishearten your father.

Where are you going?
At least finish your lunch.

I am feeling low.

I'm going for a round
to cheer myself up.

- Jatts have a tough life.
- The poor man worries a lot.

God, have mercy.

Uncle!

Uncle!

Do you eat anything
or do you only drink?

Useless brat! Idler! Devil's spun.

I regret giving birth to you.

What have I done now, father?

I am getting married
because you asked me to.

We had a flood when you were born.

There was an earthquake
when you started to go to school.

And now curfew is getting
imposed when you are getting married.

Even the phones are not working.

No one is ready to rent
their vehicles for your wedding.

Come on father,
we have hardly any guests.

We will take our uncles' cars.

We will hire sober people to drive.

Right, uncle?

I want a ring.

Look, it's decided. He wants a ring.

Right, I'll get him a ring.

Keep hogging.
You won't do anything else, will you?

Now hear me out.

Sit straight.

- Uncle!
- Yes.

I respect you a lot.

Saw that?

Uncle, you are just like a family
member. How can I say no to you?

Heard that?

- Yes, yes.
- Uncle?

Yes?

I accept this match.

Oh, wonderful!
Congratulations, nephew.

Yes!

But I cannot do anything about it.

Saw that?

What are you saying, Tara Singh?

Uncle, my situation is
just the same as yours at home.

Sanjh's mother rules the household.

It's the same in every household.

Let me give you an advice.

You should go abroad and make money.

Take up a good job,
become a resident, get a green card.

Earn some dollars and come back..

..and then Sanjh's mother
will accept this match.

- This is very difficult, uncle.
- Yes.

Uncle!

By that time even Sanjh's children
will be old enough to migrate abroad.

Right?

Find another solution, Tara Singh.

- I should be nowhere in the picture.
- You won't be.

- I should be nowhere in the picture.
- I swear, you won't be.

- There is a solution.
- What?

Talk to Sanjh's mother.

Be brave. Don't lose hope. Be brave.

- Enough! Be brave, buddy.
- No son, don't lose hope.

- Be brave.
- Calm down.

Don't feel so low, son. Be brave.

How can he brave, auntie?

- His sister is at home since four years.
- What?

His sister's husband didn't come back.
He is in shock.

- He was about to commit suicide.
- Oh, my God!

He banged his head into the wall too.

That's why he needs
to wear glasses now.

Oh, my God!

- Oh, no.
- Cry.

Jaffi, cry your heart out.

Oh, God!

I know you feel sad whenever
anyone mention's your sister.

Cry. Cry your heart out, Jaffi.

- That's enough.
- Cry your heart out.

No, son. Don't cry.

Be brave.

You are bound to feel
sad for your own sister.

- Yes.
- Right.

Right, auntie.

I am feeling so scared, mummy.

I hope Chikku too doesn't
end up crying like him.

I don't want to get married.

Keep quiet, girl.

We don't need to worry as
long as aunt Dilip Kaur is behind it.

Yes! Right, uncle?

Paalo, Dilip Kaur is so naive.

That's true, uncle.

She did a very good thing by fixing..

..Sanjh's marriage
with that boy from Canada.

But I fear Sanjh too
might end up staying home.

- Aunt, uncle brought us here.
- Why so, uncle?

- Deception.
- What?

- His sister's marriage has been
called off once, right? - Right!

- Keep one thing in mind, Paalo.
- Yes?

Don't be in a hurry
to get them engaged.

I'll go there, enquire about them
and find out what's the truth.

You will never help me
get anything through.

Dilip Kaur, when did you come here?

When you addressed me as naive.

The boys told me to..

Oh no.

For God's sake,
be a good sister and don't thrash me.

- Be a good sister?
- Be Dilip Kaur.

Go home. I'll break your bones.

- Leave.
- I hope she doesn't kill me.

Look, there are many
who hug me in Chandigarh..

..but I didn't have any affair..

..because I didn't want
it to affect my studies.

Be a good brother and tell
me how does my future wife look like.

- Heed my advice..
- Yes?

Close your eyes and
get married to her.

Close my eyes?

How can I close my eyes?
Won't I bump into anyone then?

- Bump into her.
- Is it?

Yes!

Her eyes are like Deepika..

- Deepika..
- Padukone.

- Like her.
- Like Deepika Padukone?

- Yes.
- Really?

- Go get meat to celebrate that.
- Okay.

- Hurry up.
- Hurry up, brother.

- And what else?
- Her hair..

- Yes?
- They are like Kareena Kapoor.

- Her hair is like Kareena Kapoor?
- Yes.

- Really?
- And her lips..

Like Katrina's.

Her lips are like Katrina's?

That means she has taken
after the whole film industry.

- She didn't take after
her family at all? - No.

- She must be very beautiful then.
- She is very beautiful.

- This means I should marry her.
- You should quietly get married to her.

Okay, okay.

She has a good nature?
She will look after my parents?

She will.
She will look after them for sure.

She will look after you as well.

Okay, now be a good brother
and show me her photo.

I think we are sloshed.
Show me her photo.

- Look little brother..
- Yes?

I don't have her photo.

You must have come face
to face with each other.

- You must have seen her.
- No.

Then you are just sitting with me..

..and lying to me since
the past half an hour?

That's what matchmakers do.

You are very cruel.

Someone has rightly said that
you shouldn't trust the matchmakers.

People like have ruined
the lives of many like me.

I had high hopes.

He ruined my mood. Get lost.

Bro, you are falling.

Bro, come on. Come on.

Take a fall, bro.

They ruined my mood.

The one who I was supposed
to see and dance didn't come.

The way my matchmaker is behaving..

..I feel like gifting
her a rope instead of a ring.

Bro, can I give you a suggestion?

Try calling her.

Do you want me to
kick-start the phone?

Curfew is on, brother.
Government has stopped the internet.

That's mine, drink yours.

Why are you getting angry, brother?

Tell me what can I do for you?

Forget about me, I suggest you
do Tad Aasana to increase your height.

Who knows you might
grow by an inch or so.

Why are you getting angry, bro?

Sister-in-law will come
to the wedding tomorrow.

She will come for sure.

But the feeling of meet before your
engagement, if something different.

- Have your drinks.
- Okay.

Don't drink if you don't like it.

Hey!

- DC!
- Yes?

What lines are you drawing there?

Alcohol here doesn't give any high.

It's useless.

We have found a solution for you.

- What? What's the solution?
- Don't worry.

We will help sister-in-law run away.

- Come here.
- Yes?

You will help someone's
daughter run away?

Don't you have any shame?

You'll help her?

Sorry.

Come here. Come here.

Come on. Sit down.

Let me share my plan with you.

- Headman?
- Yes?

- Please pay attention.
- Okay.

That's your sister-in-law Sanjh.

Okay.

I seek your blessings, sister-in-law.

You don't seek her blessings?

Hello, sister-in-law.

You don't seek her blessings?

I seek your blessings.

And this is the NRI who is
getting engaged to your sister-in-law.

He is that monster.

Hey!

No violence.

He's an NRI.

The government there won't spare us.

- He is right.
- No violence, please.

Now this is our Brar.

Brar isn't good.

- Do we have anything else?
- Give me your hand.

Give me your hand.

Give me that Brar. That one's good.

Give it here.

Now he is Brar.

Brar is getting married
to NRI's sister.

- Where is NRI's sister?
- Over there.

- Where is she?
- There she is, over there.

- This one?
- Yes.

Consider that she is NRI's sister.

Now that Brar's going
to marry NRI's sister..

..then Brar is NRI's brother-in-law.

Right.

- So now Brar is his brother-in-law.
- Okay.

You know how sons-in-law are.

A son-in-law can do anything
at his in-law's place.

Yes, he can.

Do you understand, Headman?

101 percent understood.

Boys!

I want to meet your sister-in-law.

DC!

Bro, we are in someone else's village.

We are drunk.

Be a brother and stay put right here,
at the pumping station.

Jatt will go to meet her.

- Why?
- Because I am a Jatt.

Get out.

Sanjh!

I am coming.

Isn't this wall too high?

Sanjh, I love you.

I am coming, Sanjh.

Oh no, where did he come from?

Now my back will
never be straight again.

You treat me like an animal.

At least look where you
are hitting before hurting anyone.

Stop cribbing.

Why did you have to
interfere in my business?

Try to lead the rest
of your life in peace.

Dilip Kaur, I was trying to tell
you that he is much elder than her.

What special did you do for me,
you were of my age group.

I have given this a thought
before finalising it.

He also took the boys with him.

I didn't take them along.
Those scoundrels took me along.

- What did you say? - I was saying
you should heat that up a little.

- I cannot feel the warm anymore.
- Enough of massage.

Quietly go to sleep.

This shallowness will
come down in the morning.

Go to sleep now.

Oh witch, when will get rid of you?

I am doomed for sure.

My bones are done for.

- Oh no!
- Oh, God!

Now tell me why did
you ask me to come here.

I called you here?
You came here on your own.

I?

You are drunk?

You had alcohol?

I didn't have alcohol, I had rum.

No one in our family ever had any.

- It's okay their son-in-law will.
- Stop your nonsense..

..and tell me why are you here.

Listen to me, Sanjh.

- I want to say something
very important to you. - Oh God!

Hurry up and tell me.

You are very beautiful.

Stop joking.

Tell me what you are doing here.

How do you know that I am joking?

I don't know.

What is it?

Listen to me.

You are going to get barred tomorrow.

Oh, God.

Engaged! Engaged!

Oh yes, engaged.

Don't worry, you won't get engaged.

I have an excellent plan.

Oh really? What?

Oh, God.

- Do you get it?
- Yes.

- Then go get me something to eat.
- What are you saying?

- I am not going anywhere.
- I am starving.

I won't leave hungry.
I came walking from so far away.

Go, get it.

DC! DC!

- You came so soon.
- Here, have a roll.

A roll!

- This is a roll?
- Yes.

- This is a flatbread.
- We call it a roll.

Eat it.

Your roll is quite tasty.

"You are my worship."

"You are also my prayer, my love."

"Your presence in my life.."

"..is a sign of good
deeds done in my past life."

"How do I put it in words,
how fortunate I am."

"I got what I wished for,
something is strange for sure."

"How do I put it in words,
how fortunate I am."

"I got what I wished for,
something is strange for sure."

"My love.."

"God has been generous."

"I think He's been
generous towards me."

"God has been generous."

"I think He's been
generous towards me."

"Now that I have you,
I don't need any wealth."

"Without you, I don't want to live."

"You reside in a palace in my heart."

"The only wealth I seek
is that you need me in your life.'

"Oh, my beloved!"

"I cannot control my happiness."

"Oh my love.."

"Oh my beloved!"

"I only take your name."

"Oh my love.."

"Oh my love.."

"Oh my love.."

- Listen, DC?
- Yes?

Will your plan work?

It will work 100 percent.

Don't worry.

Sweetheart.

I wonder what they are doing.
It's getting late.

What's the time.

- It's half past six, uncle.
- Half past six?

Where are you, Jeeta?

Come on, out.

Hurry up. It's not like you
have applied henna on your feet.

Why are you so eager
to get me married, mummy.

Rekha still hasn't gotten married.

Stupid, he is talking about Rekha.

- Come on. - Father, why have you
gathered the whole village here at dawn?

I am tired.
Can't we leave in the morning?

We cannot. Get in the car.

It will take five
hours to reach there.

The matchmaker still hasn't showed up.

Only those who are here will go.
That's final.

We somewhat know the way.

We will enquire, as we get closer.
Come on, get into the car.

Brother-in-law,
do you remember the ring?

I remember.

Get in the car.

- Get in the car, Jeeta.
- Let's go, everyone.

- Let's go.
- Get in the car. Come on, get in.

- Come on.
- You will never mend your ways.

No, I won't. Go inside.

Come on, get in quickly.

Come on.

Get in your cars, everyone.

Hurry up, everyone.

I wonder when the groom will be here.

Stop laughing and start cooking,
brother.

He thinks he is a great cook.

They wedding procession
is late and he is teasing me.

Stop it. Till how long
will you keep mixing it?

What is this,
why have you laminated the shoes?

I just laminated them.

Why were you in a hurry to dress up?

In a hurry you just wrapped a bed
sheet around yourself and came here?

I had no other option.
It's quite dusty over here.

In Canada, we can go for around
two weeks without having a bath.

Here we have to clean
the shoes too twice in a day.

- That's why I too want to go abroad.
- You can go abroad later.

- First go out and find if
your sister-in-law is here. - Okay.

What are you doing here, brother?
Sister-in-law is here.

- She is here?
- She is looking very beautiful.

- Let's go.
- Wait, bro.

- Remove the covers first.
- Remove it.

I suggest you too should
clean your bed sheet.

Let's go.

- Hello.
- Hello.

Welcome.

Hello.

Son, she is your matchmaker.

I know him. He had come home.

- To invite for Jaago.
- What?

When did you go there, son?

Forget about that, mother.

Auntie, Sanjh's family isn't here?

You seem to be very eager.

Let them talk.

Let us go inside.

- Let's go, brother.
- Let's go.

- Come on.
- Anything good?

Look, there they are.

- Come on, in.
- Hello.

- Hello.
- Hello.

- Mr. NRI, Mr. Singh says hello.
- Hello!

Hello.

Chikku, he is your
future brother-in-law.

Don't joke with him like this.

- Hello.
- Hello, son.

You must be feeling hot here.

Yes, it's snowing heavily in Canada.

That's why we come
here during this time.

- Yes.
- Okay.

Sanjh, why are you
standing back there?

- Come in the front. Come on, dear.
- Come on. Come in the front.

Hello.

So son, are you liking it over here?

It was difficult at first.
But not anymore.

- Right?
- Yes.

- Please come with me.
- Okay.

- Let's have some tea and refreshments.
- Okay.

He is a very nice boy.

Why are you guys standing here?

The groom isn't here as yet.

You seem to be very fast and eager.

You will soon know how smart we are.
Brar's brother-in-law.

Did you say something?
You are looking very handsome today.

Sister-in-law didn't say hello to you.

- Looks like she is hard of hearing.
- No, she is shy.

That's why I am going
to marry a girl from Punjab.

I like it.

- Father, I am hungry, can I have
some snacks? - Ask him for directions.

- Hello?
- Yes?

Which way is village Taphar?

- He won't know. Ask him.
- Right.

- Right.
- Ask him.

- Sir!
- Hello, sir.

Which way is village Taphar?

- Let's go that way. Let's go.
- Let's go.

At least learn how
to ask for directions.

They'll never reach there.

- Look at their snacks?
- Give me that.

They don't have much variety.

Who says this is
an NRI's family wedding?

- What kind of a wedding is this?
- True.

Brar is still not here.

They won't come so soon.
They are latecomers.

I am sure they must
be still shooting guns.

They will still be in Bhatinda.

Hey, don't keep too
many Rasgullas in one box.

This way you will only
be able to fill 10 boxes, okay?

- Mother?
- Come on in, son.

Mother?

Yes, son? Is the groom here?

- The groom isn't here.
- Okay.

I like Sanjh.

Thank God.

Son, I will get you engaged
after Nikki's wedding.

I think it will take some
time for the groom to arrive.

- Okay. - Why don't you get us
engaged in the meanwhile?

Whatever you say, son.

I'll talk to the matchmaker.

My son! My baby!

I'll go talk to the
matchmaker right away.

Get popcorn for Mr. Singh.

Take this, sir.

How are you, brother-in-law?

Since when did I become
your brother-in-law?

I am NRI's brother-in-law.

NRI has said to the match.

Sanjh will get engaged to the NRI.

Really?

Now I'll get an Iphone for sure.

Oh really? Close the zip.

- It is closed.
- Of the coat.

Style.

Oh I see.

- Get Iphone 11, okay?
- Iphone 11 is still not here.

DC..

Look, don't trust Brar.

You should leave with Sanjh.

We will stay back
and handle everything.

- You want me to run away with her?
- Yes.

And where will I go?
Back to the hostel?

Go wherever you want.

You know lovers always have to elope.

Ranjha, Mirza..

Mirza had eloped too.

And what did he gain? He was murdered.

He didn't have any support.

- You have your brothers
watching your back. - Yes.

Are you sure?

- Yes.
- Take her away.

What is wrong? Are you angry?

Don't talk to me.

They are thinking about getting
me engaged before Nikki's wedding.

I know. That's why I am here.

Look, Brar is late.

But you don't worry.
I am here for you.

I have an ace up my sleeves
which ever lover possesses.

- What?
- Let's run away.

Stop your nonsense.
I won't run away with you.

- You always make half-baked plans.
- By half-baked plan was foolproof.

Now I cannot help it if Brar is late.

Listen to me.
Think with a calm mind.

If we run away and get married..

..and have a child then
everything will be fine.

If you get engaged..

..then their pride will arise.
Then we won't be able to do anything.

You can have the fritters later.

Get lost.

Hello.

I had greeted you outside as well.
But you didn't reply to me.

I thought you felt
shy because of the crowd.

You study in Chandigarh
and yet you are so shy.

Look, I think you fear that
I might say no to this match.

I really like you.

Let this stay between us.

This matchmaker is very stubborn.

She won't let us meet
before our engagement.

It's okay. How about a picture?

Come here. Man stands on this side.

Hey farmer, click a picture for us.

Also hold this plate.

People will say that
the girl eats a lot.

Click it quickly.

Move a little to the right.

Photographer asks to get closer.

You are trying to put
a distance between us.

Click the picture.

- Here you go.
- Let me see how it is.

You don't even need to
take any clothes with you.

I'll buy you some from Section 22.

- Our car is waiting outside.
- Amazing.

It's a nice picture.

Let's take a selfie now.

I too wondered how did Sanjh
suddenly grow so much beard.

- Brother, we are running out of Boondi.
- Why aren't running out?

They ate it all even before
the groom and his guests arrive?

- Let's go and check.
- Yes.

Help me open this
cup of water, please.

Listen, we will rent
a house at Dadu Majra.

You can work at the Anganwadi there.
You will also get free porridge there.

Listen to me.
Fine, don't stay at home.

I'll open you a beauty parlour.

You can do treading
for other people like this.

- Give me a packet of popcorn.
- Here you go.

You can have green chutney
with Samosas. I won't stop you.

- Give it back.
- Listen to me.

Can take a hotspot. I have a dongle
with 4G network. It will be super fast.

Are you done? Can I eat now?

Brother, stop the car.

I think we are on the wrong way.

Why did you fix my
marriage so far away?

We would've even finished with exchanging
the rings if we were in Bhatinda.

We have toured the whole village.

That old man has given
us wrong directions.

I wonder where the hell is Taphar.

- Who do I ask? - Ask the uncle
who is coming from there.

- Stop, stop, stop.
- Sir, where is village Taphar?

- It's the next village, brother.
- Thank God, we found the village.

Thank you. What did the matchmaker
say your father-in-law's name was?

I don't know.
I don't even know the girl's name.

- He didn't even show me the photo.
- Yes.

Do you know?

You left the one who knew at home.

Don't you want a ring?

How will we get a ring
if we don't find their house?

I think we will have
to return empty-handed.

He'll always say inauspicious things.

- Get in the car.
- I am not going anywhere.

No son, don't do that.

I won't get a ring. Let's go, son.

He's more eager about
my wedding than I am. Let's go.

I regret the inauspicious
hour he was born.

It is a crime to even get him married.

- Father, if we don't find the house
now then.. - Shut up and sit.

- Eat it, dear.
- Yes.

- Paalo?
- Yes?

You are fortunate your daughter got
a boy from Canada without much effort.

You are right, aunt.

God has been generous towards us.

Sanjh, listen to me.

Invite your mother there
when you go to Canada.

- Okay?
- No, aunt.

If I go to Canada, her father
will consume pesticide and die.

Oh, come on.

- Cherry bro, there is a problem.
- What happened?

- The milk spilt.
- How can milk spilt when it's so cold.

Did someone add lemon to it?

- Let's go.
- Yes, let's go.

Let's go, dear.

Has Sanjh's father started drinking?

Aunt, uncle might drink
but I can vouch for her father.

- He is always so worried.
- Why?

What do I say, aunt?

He keeps visiting the shed
with pesticide in his hand.

- Really? That's bad.
- Yes.

DC?

- DC?
- Yes?

Are we making a mistake
by running away?

I don't know.

This is the first time
I am eloping with a girl.

I am feeling very scared.

- Same here.
- I am worried.

It's not like I am not worried.

I hope nothing goes wrong.

Why don't you two say something?

You had said that
you are have my back.

You will take care of everything.

We are sitting right behind you.
Keep driving.

We will handle everything.

Don't worry. Just keep driving.

- We will handle what comes this way.
Go on. - Are you sure?

- Are you sure?
- Your brothers are here.

Why are you scared? Keep driving.

- Don't worry, Sanjh.
- Okay.

Why did you stop the car?
Is there no road ahead?

Brar is here.

Everything will be fine now.

- How do we go about this?
- Keep driving.

Why keep driving? When I'm telling you
that Brar is here. Let's all over.

- How can this be all over yet?
- Listen..

What is this nonsense?
She keeps changing her mind.

- I told you we will get into trouble.
- What trouble?

- Why don't you understand?
- You have your brothers with you.

- Keep driving, bro.
- Listen to me.

- Listen to me.
- Stop it, guys.

Why should we listen to me?

Where were you?

I..

- The groom is here.
- What?

- Let's go.
- Come on.

- Yes.
- Let's go.

- My brother! My friend!
- Hello.

What friend? I asked you
to come day before yesterday.

You have come to hug me?

I don't want to hear anything.
Hello, uncle.

- I don't want to hear anything.
- Please, listen to me.

- I am begging to you.
Come with me, please. - No..

- Come on, come on, come on.
- Where are you taking me?

- Bro, now only you can get us
out of trouble. - You never helped me.

We need you, bro.

Listen to me very carefully.

- No, no, no.
- Brar!

- No! I don't want to hear anything.
- Brar, listen to me.

You went to Thailand alone.

I am so angry. I am so angry.

- I am so angry. - Sanjh is about to get
engaged to your future brother-in-law.

- That's great. - You have to
get it called off for me.

I'll ask them to break your legs instead.
I won't call off their engagement.

Only you can do it. Only you can
do it. Be a good brother and do it.

Really? You never did anything for me.

- You went to Thailand without me.
- Who went to Thailand?

- Headman, you tell him.
- You can check our passport, bro.

- They are still blank. Go for it.
- Rubbish.

I am not an immigration
officer to check your passports.

- Brar, I am begging to you.
- Stay back. No.

- I am begging to you.
- No matter what you do, I won't do it.

- I too am begging, bro.
- No.

- We all are begging.
- Dance, boys.

- Please, agree.
- I am begging to you, bro.

- You can only do it.
- I am begging you.

Fine, stop troubling me. I'll talk to
my father-in-law and my brother-in-law.

- Don't tell my father.
- I love you, bro.

I no love you, move aside.
I no love you.

Useless dancers.

It worked, Headman!

Yes son,
what do you want to talk about?

What do I want to talk about?

I have a condition
before we get married.

- He wants dowry.
- Yes.

I don't want dowry.

Cherry, I will find a bride for you.

- But we have already found
a girl for him. - I don't know.

- You can call it off.
- Sanjh will cry non-stop.

- I won't call it off.
- Then I will call our wedding off.

- Cherry, what should we do now?
- Stay put.

Jeeta, what are you doing here?

And brother, you?

Son has a condition
before he gets married.

- You will keep conditions now?
- I have already lifted condition, father.

- Bloody scoundrel.
- Thank God he lifted it on time.

It's okay, you don't worry.

- You like your sister-in-law?
- Yes, auntie.

- Congratulations, Bachchan Kaur.
- Congratulations to you too.

- Tara?
- Yes?

I don't care about anyone.

I don't either.

If your aunt says something,
I teach her a lesson.

She is very stubborn.

My wife is also very stubborn.

You are right.

They stay in line for
six months once you hit them.

Stay in line?

My wife never stays in line.

She doesn't let me eat or drink.

And she beats me up as well, Tara.

Why are you laughing, you scoundrel?

- Uncle?
- Yes?

Everyone in this world
is unhappy from his wife.

No wife wants her husband to drink.

No wife wants her husband
to come home drunk.

No Tara, I won't let
you consume pesticide.

- I won't let you die. No, son.
- Smell it, uncle.

Smell it, uncle.

Damn you. This homebrewed alcohol.

What is this, son?

- Look uncle!
- Yes.

- I am always worried.- Okay.

My wife thinks that I'll
consume pesticide and die.

That's why I poured alcohol in it.

This is great.

Our beard had turned white.
We never thought about this idea.

- Tara, pour me some pesticide.
- No.

- Just one peg for me. Please.
- Look uncle.

- This is emergency quote.
- Pour me some.

But I respect you a lot.

- I want one too.
- No, I only respect uncle.

Sorry, bro.

It's okay, bro. Congratulations.

Come on, Jeeta.

We are getting late.
Come on. Very good.

Come on. Let's go, son.

- Come on.
- Hello.

"My heart aches and it weeps.."

"I don't know life or death it seeks."

"Why does it fear to rest in peace?"

"In your absence."

"No longer in the path.."

"No longer in sight.."

"No longer in my breath.."

"Why don't I feel your presence?"

"You don't come and your
memories don't leave me alone."

"Without you I cannot sleep either."

"Tell me,
how do you survive without me?"

"My heart aches and it weeps.."

"I don't know life or death it seeks."

"Why does it fear to rest in peace?"

"In your absence."

"No longer in the path.."

"No longer in sight.."

"No longer in my breath.."

"Why don't I feel your presence?"

"You are like the fearless wind."

"You have blown away my
heart like withered leaves."

"You are so careless."

"Tell me, what should I do?"

"I feel so suffocated."

"For you,
I severed my lines with the world."

"Even God taunts and laughs at me."

"Tell me,
how can you laugh without me?"

"My heart aches and it weeps.."

"I don't know life or death it seeks."

"Why does it fear to rest in peace?"

"In your absence."

"No longer in the path.."

"No longer in sight.."

"No longer in my breath.."

"Why don't I feel your presence?"

What happened, brother?
Why are you so quiet?

- Desu?
- Yes.

Sanjh doesn't seem
happy about our engagement.

Brother, girls cry when
they are about to get married.

I too was in tears yesterday.

Cherry bro, network is back!

Brother, quickly call that white girl.

- Yes, video call her.
- Wait.

- Yes.
- Mr. Singh has sent a message.

- Desu?
- What happened?

- There is an emergency. Let's go.
- Come on. Let's go.

- Let's go, let's go.
- Bro!

Wait for me. I am also coming.

- Yes.
- Hey!

Wait for me. Stop!

Hurry up.

- What have you done!
- Mummy..

- Oh, God!
- Please forgive me.

I had no other option.

- What have you done?
- I..

You fixed my marriage
without asking me.

You kept saying,
"your father will consume pesticide."

- I consumed the pesticide.
- Oh, God! Why did you do this?

You..

Yes dear, vomit it out.
Vomit it out. Do it.

No mummy, the pesticide will come out.

- Come on. Get up.
- No, I'll get up on my own.

- Mummy, I cannot breathe.
- Bro, what is sister-in-law doing?

Sanjh consumed pesticide.
Don't you understand?

- Mummy!
- Brother!

Why is wrong with you?

- Go and call the doctor.
- No, no, no!

Not the doctor. I am going to die.

- Oh, my God!
- Oh, God!

You.. You fixed my marriage.

- Yes.
- You..

- You asked me?
- I didn't.

Now I too won't ask you.

Oh, God! I am going.

Bye-bye, villagers.

Bye.

I am going.

My daughter is dead.

Mummy! Mummy, why am I not dying?

Nowadays even pesticides
aren't that effective anymore.

Yes.

- Oh, my God!
- Sanjh, my Iphone?

Don't you understand?

Go and call a doctor.

Nothing will happen to her.
Why do you worry?

My daughter has consumed pesticide.

And you ask me why am I worried?

There wasn't any pesticide in it.

What did it contain then?

I had put alcohol in it.

- What?
- Alcohol?

She didn't even leave a drop.

Oh my God, you are pathetic.

I thought you would
consume pesticide and die.

- I never stopped praising you.
- What happened?

You have gathered quite a crowd.
What is wrong with her?

Aunt, Sanjh had her
father's alcohol by mistake.

- She had alcohol.
- So what if she had alcohol by mistake?

Everyone, go home.

- Why are you standing here? Go.
- Get up, my child.

Didn't you hear what Dilip Kaur said?

Go home.

Get lost.

Go back home.

Come on, everyone leave.

Are you all deaf?

- Where are you going, son?
- They like to only gossip.

You are their son-in-law.

Your girl behaved
like a son-in-law here.

I thought she was a simple girl.

She isn't simple.

- What do you mean?
- You can see for yourself.

If I take her along,
she will also spoil my mother.

I'll ruin my life
and my father's life.

Don't you dare say another word.

I know Sanjh quite well.

Only lucky ones get such a girl.

Thank God only a few
people get such girls.

If everyone got such a wife then
the whole village will get ruined.

She will also make my mother drink.

Our family will get ruined
if they both start drinking.

Do you know what you are saying?

Please forgive me and
find someone else for yourself.

She had alcohol by mistake.

Such girls drink alcohol
by mistake in the beginning.

Later, you find more bottles
than books in their hostel rooms.

The crowd,
the audience she gathered today..

..I doubt anyone would
ever agree to marry her.

Your nephew is standing right here.
Ask him, will he marry her?

Son, will you marry her?

He isn't interested.
He knows that it's bad deal.

He'll have to buy
more wheat than alcohol.

Tell me DC, will you marry her?

Forget the DC even
the SDM won't do it.

Son, you had said that you'll
marry the girl I'll ask you to?

- Why don't you say something?
- He doesn't want to.

He got scared and ran away.

"A little off the mark.."

"It's a little off the mark.."

"A little off the mark.."

"It's a little off the mark.."

"A little off the mark.."

"A little off the mark.."

- Behave yourself.
- He is back.

Aunt, I will do as you say.

But you will have
to convince my father.

- You don't worry about him.
- Thank you, God.

I will convince him.

So Tara Singh,
do you have an objection?

- What objection could I have? Ask her.
- Do you have an objection?

What objection could I have, aunt?

- But let me ask Sanjh first.
- Yes.

- My daughter barely survived.
- Yes, dear.

Dear..

Come on, my child.

Get up. Look over there.

Tell me, will you marry DC?

- With him?
- Yes.

I will.

I am so happy.

Mummy..

My dear child.

DC, are you happy?

Happy.

Come on, congratulations.

DC!

- I did the right thing, right?
- You did the right thing.

- Look what your uncle did!
- Congratulations.

What have you done, bro?

I did the right thing.

Sanjh wouldn't get
a boy better than DC.

Didn't you say that
I have many options.

Let's go and tlak to that foreigner.

- Let's go, Desu.
- Let's go brother.

- She must be waiting.
- Hop on.

Congratulations.

- There you go.
- Our job is done.

'It's still not done.'

'It's still a little off the mark.'

'Maybe I'll be next.'

Everything worked out so well, DC.

And everything happened so soon.

You came to my village
to call off my wedding.

I consumed pesticide for you.

Oh sorry, I had alcohol.

But what happened with that NRI boy?

- Cherry. He must have been
married by now. - Come on.

- Listen..
- DC!

- DC! - You will take me on
a holiday after our wedding, right?

Shimla!

We will go there after
our wedding, right?

- You will take me there, right?
- DC!

- Thailand!
- Oh, I'll wear wedding bangles!

- Plane! - And you know we will
colour co-ordinate our dresses.

- Okay?
- Yes.

- You'll wear a turban?
- Yes, I'll wear a turban.

DC, why aren't you paying attention?

Did you even hear me? DC?

Fine. Okay then.

Your friends mean everything to you.
I don't mean anything to you, right?

DC, it's either them or me.

DC!

Do you want to get
married or go to Thailand?

"DC!"

'I told you,
it's still a little off the mark.'

'See you next year, in Thailand.'

"A little off the mark.."

"Now there are mod
means to cheat in exams."

"Who pays and waits for the
peon to get the chits anymore?"

"Who pays and waits
for the peon to get.."

"Now we get into the
merit list without fail."

"Now we have.. with our drinks."

"We don't study, we have fun, we
don't go home, we fight with friends."

"We laugh when our father scolds us, we run for our lives if
cops catch us."

"We don't know what to do.."

"A little off the mark.."

"It's a little off the mark.."

"A little off the mark.."

"It's a little off the mark.."

"A little off the mark.."

"A little off the mark.."

"A little off the mark.."

"So many issues in the
college got resolved somehow."

"If we get stuck somewhere,
we find a solution."

"A room in the hostel
or getting the fees exemption."

"If you aren't getting
your roll number, call us."

"We watch movies, we sing songs.."

"..we roam around with
friends and buddies."

"You can ask for our life
and we shall sacrifice it for you.."

"..but there isn't
a penny in our pockets."

"We were trying to do the right
thing but something went wrong."

"A little off the mark.."

"It's a little off the mark.."

"A little off the mark.."

"It's a little off the mark.."

"It's a little off the mark.."

"Some complete their
education and take up jobs."

"Some get into fights
and end up getting charged."

"Some were..
some started taking drugs."

"They are all old sinners."

"They want to repeat the 1984.."

"People have been fighting for ever."

"You don't whether to
laugh at them or pity them."

"Old souls are never desperate."

"Your eyes cannot say
whether your soul is bad."

"They spend 13 years visiting court."

"They make.. their leaders."

"This is engraved deep
into their souls now."

"A little off the mark.."

"It's a little off the mark.."

"A little off the mark.."

"It's a little off the mark.."

"Many are cool, many are stubborn."

"Everyone drives a car to college,
they come in a tractor."

"Why should we worry
when we are young?"

"Beauty is short lived,
let the bikes roar."

"Homebrewed alcohol,
we didn't spare a drop."

"Uncle tries to find it, but in vain."

"We have it in our college canteen."

"We add coke, we don't have it neat."

"We wait for the day
when our girl is all alone."

"A little off the mark.."

"It's a little off the mark.."

"It's a little off the mark.."

"It's a little off the mark.."

"A little off the mark.."

"A little off the mark.."

"It's a little off the mark.."