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By studying the cognitive

abilities of the frontal lobe

and implanting such functions into a microprocessor,

we would create the most human-like robot.

The concept of mechatronics

is definitely hidden inside.

So, I'm sure

you've all gotten some sense of mechatronics by...

By now...

So what we'll be focusing on this semester is...

A medical use, rather than mechanical...

FATHER: SEO JEONG-MIN (53) HEAD OF MECHANICAL ENGINEERING AT KOREA UNIVERSITY

I'll call you next week with the schedule.

- I'll see you. - Bye.

MOTHER: PARK HYE-KYUNG (49) HOUSEWIFE

Bye.

DAUGHTER: SEO Jl-SOO (28) HOTEL MANAGER

The snob who brags

about her dad working for the president.

She visited her sister over vacation,

but she's so white now,

she looks like Michael Jackson!

She's so fake.

SON: SEO Jl-HWAN (23) JUNIOR, ARCHITECTURE MAJOR AT KOREA UNIVERSITY

I am sort of jealous.

HORNY FAMILY

Happy 26th anniversary, Mom and Dad.

- Thanks. - Thank you.

I hope you'll be even happier

together from now on.

we will.

Ta-da!

You're so lucky, Mom.

Come here.

Let's try it on.

Let's see.

Beautiful.

- Happy anniversary. - Gosh.

I wouldn't be surprised if I got another brother.

No reason we can't. You up for it, honey?

Of course.

But one troublemaker like you is enough.

I agree.

why don't you take a picture of the lovebirds?

Yes, we should.

Cheese.

One, two.

How could he buy the same ones every year?

It's probably cheap.

How could he be so thoughtless?

- you like it that much? - why?

You want it?

No.

It wouldn't suit you anyway.

That's enough...

what a life...

Tiptoeing around the wife and taking care of the kids.

This is the only place where I can relax.

SEO JEONG-MIN 'AWAY FROM DESK'

- Do you know what this is? - A camera.

I guess everyone knows these days, right?

we used to use film back in the day.

Nowadays everything is on memory cards.

Photographs are

more than just a way of recording things.

It saddens me

to see people who think that way.

Photographs can capture

your memories and priceless moments.

They can have

more meaning in a personal way.

For example...

I'm sorry. I'm searching

for the right word.

Like a diary?

Yes, a diary!

A very, very

perceptive answer.

what's your name?

PARK Hye-kyung.

As thanks for that answer,

I'll buy you some coffee.

How lucky!

Goodness gracious!

- what's wrong? - Ladies!

My pictures are just too good!

- wow! - That is good!

- Having fun? - what?

- Are you Having fun? - Oh...

I don't really understand it yet.

Let me see.

why?

I have to see your pictures in order to teach you.

But they're just a mess right now.

- Everyone's like that at first. - No, you can't...

Let me see.

My, you're strong.

Let's see.

what is this?

well...

I wasn't trying to look there.

I was looking at your butt,

but you turned around.

why were you staring?

would you like it if I did this?

well,

I was staring at your back at first,

but it just kept going down.

You couldn't help it, huh?

You understand!

why did you stare in the first place?

I'm wondering that myself.

Sheesh.

Hello?

Oh! I'm sorry.

what the...

You little pervert!

Okay.

Bye.

Give me an update on the VIP list

and the wine stock.

Jae-ho!

Good work.

Jae-ho!

why aren't you at the hospital?

The visiting society president is staying at this hotel.

I dropped him off and thought I'd say hello.

- Are you busy? - Of course.

I'm working.

You are? I'm sorry.

Go back to work. I'll go.

Jae-ho.

I can't just let you leave.

want to come with me?

Don't work too hard.

And call me when you're free.

I will.

I'm so happy you're here.

what if someone sees?

They'll see that you're mine.

- the wines aren't in yet. - Perhaps.

- what are they doing? - It's Ms. SEO.

There you are.

what took you so long?

Sorry, But I can't stay.

where are you going?

An urgent meeting came up.

I'm the one that's urgent right now.

Hold on.

Then I'll come back soon.

So warm.

I like your mouth

so much more.

Move your tongue, too.

Yeah. That's good.

Can I come inside?

I told you, not in my mouth!

Don't!

Stay still.

Don't be mad.

Follow me.

This way.

- Thank you, Professor! - Sure.

Thank you, sir.

- Let's Do this more often, sir. - Okay,

we will.

Your thesis title was interesting.

were you always interested in that field?

Not before I met you, Professor.

Is that so?

Sir...

Yoon-jeong wants to join our team.

what do we do?

That's great, but...

Isn't the team full already?

The capacity?

we can always make room for more.

I really want to learn, sir.

You'll have to rewrite your thesis if you change teams.

Right?

But you'll be there to help me.

well, yes.

Thank you.

Let's all toast.

Right.

- A toast! - Cheers!

- Here's your car, sir. - Okay.

Good work today.

we're going to get another drink.

- You are? - Yes, sir.

Yeah...

Oh. wait a minute.

Here.

It should at least get you a few drinks.

- Thank you, Professor. - don't drink too much.

we won't.

Good night, sir.

Yoon-jeong must've seen that.

It's 1100 dollars!

Let me see!

- what's the extra 100 dollars for? - what's gotten into that cheapskate?

- This is awesome. - I never saw A check this big.

Goddamn it.

- what's wrong? - did you see My check?

- what check? - The 1000 dollar check!

- what 1000 dollars? - My check!

where was it?

The one that was in my wallet.

I didn't see it.

How would I know what was in your wallet?

Hang on. where is Ji-hwan?

why?

You actually think Ji-hwan would've taken it?

That little...

Ji-hwan! Son!

Blogs and social websites make it easy

to show yourself to others.

Everyday snapshots of your family,

and even the dinner table

can be shared through photographs.

Ah... You...

You compared photographs to a diary before.

Try to capture your hidden self,

or your own personal charms in your photographs.

Fact and truth are crucial to photography,

but you can use the truth

to run with your imagination.

Things that are real

might have nothing to do with you,

and likewise, something random

could become your reality.

The power of imagination is

that it can lead to creating truths.

There's a reason for this saying.

Dreams come true!

That's it for today.

I don't know where I lost it.

But I know the check number.

Yes.

Kookmin Bank. 19928002

Repeat it for me, please.

Yes, that's right.

Please do find it.

It's great getting together

outside of class, isn't it?

Yes.

- drink up. - Okay.

- Go ahead. - Okay.

- you listen to me well. - Pardon?

Nothing.

I have a favor to ask.

- will you say yes? - what is it?

- Lend me some money. - Pardon?

About A million dollars.

Excuse me?

I'm kidding.

I'm getting ready for an exhibition.

I see.

would you like to try posing nude?

will you be my model?

- A nude model? - That's right.

I know it's a big favor,

but there's something great about you.

That's fine and all, but...

How nude?

we can discuss that later on if you decide to do it.

Completely nude?

we can talk it over. will you do it?

But why do I have to be nude?

If I use professional models...

- They're very attractive And natural... - Then use them.

Huh?

- use professional models. - But, wait...

Models?

- why, I never! - wait!

You're much better than a model!

well, maybe a little...

So Yoon-jeong will ruin the grouping?

we're already paired into twos,

and she'll be one extra.

- Then she can Do it by herself. - Sir?

- I'm Sorry, Professor. - Not during meetings.

Hello?

Yes, this is he. who's this?

The police?

what is this about?

A stolen check?

No, that check was from our professor.

I'm telling you, there's been a mistake!

Do the police have nothing better to do?

I keep telling you that it's a mistake!

Yes! A misunderstanding!

Good day.

- where were we? - Yes, sir.

So if SONG Yoon-jeong joins the team...

I'm so sorry, sir.

Turn it off during meetings!

Yes, sir.

I thought we settled that.

- you're upset Over the model thing? - Sheesh.

I told you that you're much better than a model.

Don't be upset.

- I'm Not upset. - you are.

Are you that insecure about your body?

what's wrong with my body?

- what About it? - too bad I can't show you.

Just know that it's absolutely fabulous.

Then be my model.

No thanks.

- you mean it? - Yes.

- Really? - Yes!

Then what about...

- I said no! - No, That's Not it.

You know Mrs. CHOI from our class?

Min-jung's mom?

we're close. why?

what if I asked her?

Now that I think of it, she has a variety of expressions

- and a lovely shape. - As if.

You call that a lovely shape?

She secretly got implants

behind her husband's back.

what good was that?

Her cheap Chinese silicones burst

and now she has three breasts.

I told her to get the Korean ones.

Then what about Mrs. KIM?

Her legs are so damn short,

she can't even wear pants.

- Then Miss CHOI is Okay, right? - Pardon?

I guess...

I should ask Miss CHOI.

when did you say it was?

Pardon?

well, since you just won't

take no for an answer...

I'll have to do it myself.

Six,

seven,

eight.

Let's move on.

This is so wrong.

Dad!

Ji-soo...

You should knock.

Mom says to come for dessert.

Okay. I will.

- Dad. - huh?

- aren't you coming down? - Yes, Go on ahead.

- what's that? - Nothing.

- I'll throw it out for you. - No...

Ji-soo's home early today.

I was out of the office all day,

so I finished early.

You should've met Dr. KIM if you had time.

You should go on dates often,

even if you're going to marry.

- It's important. - Okay.

Here, Dad.

Right...

Go on. It's fresh and sweet.

Okay...

And.

Shouldn't we at least call Dr. KIM's parents once?

It's not polite to just wait for them to call.

Right.

who could it be?

It's Jae-ho.

Hello?

Yes.

There's something on your lip.

That's bullshit!

Get a room!

There's nothing wrong with that.

Is that what you do with your girlfriend?

I could never do that with Ji-soo.

How far did you two go?

You did it, didn't you?

- Let's just go. - You did!

He did it!

Don't put it in.

It's dirty.

Ji-soo didn't come in last night?

She finished work this morning.

She's going to work after getting a massage at the hotel.

I see.

weren't we having lunch with Dr. KIM today?

- Lunch? - Yeah.

It was supposed to be for dinner if possible.

Dinner?

- I can't make it. - why not?

Because of all the thesis papers, of course.

well, I was gonna stop by somewhere for lunch.

Then let's see Dr. KIM some other time.

- All right. - Okay.

You're early. Come in.

Go ahead and take it off.

- So soon? - No...

- I was gonna hang your coat. - Oh.

- would you like some coffee? - Sure.

Espresso, right?

How did you know?

Models always take strong coffee.

Come here.

You didn't have any second thoughts?

No. A promise is a promise.

You didn't suddenly go work out at a fitness center,

did you?

Pardon?

Let's begin.

No, that's not it...

Come forward a bit.

Try to relax.

Hold up your right hand.

No...

Just have a seat.

Put your hand down.

Hold up your left hand.

Towards your chin. Okay. Good.

Stay still!

Sorry for yelling.

It's Okay.

- It happens while working. - Thank you.

That's good. Your right hand.

Your right hand to your chest. Good.

Support it! And drop your head!

That's a little scary.

Do something about your hair.

Okay. Good.

Relax. Great!

Yes! Fantastic!

Okay!

Let's break for ten minutes while I change the card.

I'm sorry.

Hello.

- when did you get here? -just now.

I see.

- where are the others? - They'll be here soon.

Actually...

I told you to come a bit earlier.

It's just that you're in a new team now,

so it must be hard to keep up...

And professors are hard to approach.

So?

So...

what I'm saying is...

Feel free to come to me

if you need any help.

You said you were staying home.

I just followed Dad out.

It's been a while since we had a date on campus.

I remembered we never took a picture together.

It'd be sad if we didn't have an old photo

to look back on.

Come here.

Could you take our picture, please?

A picture? Sure.

The fellow should smile a little.

- Smile. -just take the picture.

One, two.

You have any plans after graduation?

Yes.

Anything I can help with?

will you go on a date with me?

Professor SEO!

You're lecturing even now?

- get out here with us. - You...

- Go ahead. - Come on, Yoon-jeong.

Hurry up and get out here.

Yoon-jeong is here!

- I want you. - No. Please don't.

Don't do this!

Don't do this.

- No! - No!

- are you okay? - are you okay?

- Ma'am, this way. - huh? Right.

- Hello. - Hi.

The same style as usual?

I'd like to change it up a bit.

why don't we snip off

a few inches then?

I was thinking about this.

Really?

You're early.

- Are you ready to order? - Coffee for me.

Yes, sir.

Did you eat yet?

I did.

what were you reading?

Just some article.

You don't go on dates on the weekend?

Don't you have a boyfriend?

I have someone that I like.

- But It's hopeless. - Hopeless?

He doesn't know.

He doesn't like you?

I'm sorry.

what if you were that someone?

when you kiss...

Some one look here!

Okay!

Good.

Very good.

Okay.

wait a second.

You're beautiful.

It's been a while.

what's been a while?

Having a drink with someone.

I feel like getting a drink after work sometimes,

but I was afraid I'd get depressed drinking alone.

I see.

would you slap me if I kissed you?

Of course.

I forgot I had something to do.

Go ahead. I'll get going.

No, it's not something I can do on my own.

I need your help.

All right. I'll help.

I didn't think you'd really slap me.

CARLTON HOTEL

what's gotten into you?

what's the matter?

why can't we do this

when we're gonna get married anyway?

I'm leaving, okay?

- SEO Ji-hwan. - what now?

what am I to you?

I need to know what we are.

You better not regret it.

Hey.

what are you doing?

Stop.

Stop it!

SEO Ji-hwan!

Ji-hwan!

Girls are difficult.

Yeah.

why do you think Min-sun is acting that way?

Do you know?

I think she knows how I feel.

huh?

I...

I like someone else.

Son.

Is it serious?

Yes.

For both of you?

Just me, for now.

She knows you too?

I'm not sure.

- what does she do? - She's in My school.

what major? what about her parents?

- Should I look into it? - Dad.

I meant...

If there's some girl who suits you well,

then she could be your wife someday.

This is all for your good, Son.

Trust me and tell me everything.

I'm on your side.

Daddy...

Do you love Mom?

That's it.

Right there.

Good. Stay still.

Very good.

Fantastic. Just like...

Let's stop. It's getting cold.

I didn't bring you here to make you shiver.

You might catch a cold.

Don't settle and stop because of me.

I'm not a man who settles.

Are you all right?

You're so aggressive...

what does your father do?

what do you think he does?

He must be some man

to have a smart daughter like you.

Is he in politics?

I never had a father since I was a baby.

This isn't any fun.

Let's just talk about happy things.

All right.

Professor.

Professor!

Here, Mom!

Is there something wrong?

I have to tell you something.

what?

- Mom. - what is it?

Ta-da!

what's that? He proposed?

Dr. KIM asked you to marry him?

But what's with the long face?

it just feels A little weird.

I don't know where to start.

You have to answer him first.

- did you? - Not yet.

- why not? - I don't know.

It's like that for everyone at first.

Isn't it scary to come home late at night?

If you're that worried, then drive me home every day.

Or you can just come home early.

You know you'll be sad if I leave early.

Good night.

SONG Yoon-jeong.

- can I talk to you? - who are you?

Architect major SEO Ji-hwan. we go to the same school.

Stop.

I'll call the police.

wait.

I'm sorry.

OB/GYN CLINIC

The results...

You are pregnant.

Late...

pregnancies aren't unusual these days,

but check in every two weeks

just to be safe.

A late child?

That's just great.

Yes, it truly is a great thing!

Compared to rash young people

getting abortions these days,

you're doing something truly brave and meaningful.

Congratulations.

Bravo!

But sir...

- is it A boy or A girl? - huh?

I can't tell you that, ma'am.

I'm sorry.

Then I'll see you in two weeks.

My goodness.

Hi again.

- what are you doing? -just helping you.

I'm gonna scream.

I'm not a weird person.

But you're doing weird things!

No I'm not.

- You're following me around right now! - Because I like you.

Do you even know me?

SONG Yoon-jeong, class of 2005.

Lectures on Tuesdays and Wednesdays.

You drink caramel macchiato and sit in the fourth row.

You're a full-blown stalker!

Because I love you.

Goddamn psycho.

It's so pretty!

Look at this, Mom!

That's nice.

Should I get these?

Sure.

- These are pretty too, Mom! - Those are nice too.

- what's wrong? are you sick? - No.

I just like them all.

It's like your mind is elsewhere.

we're supposed to meet Jae-ho later.

Today? why?

You have to meet him some time before the wedding.

Right.

Some other time.

It's so pretty!

You can't just let go all of a sudden!

Let's always stay together. Let's never be apart.

- this is just unfair. - why? you don't want to?

It's not that.

Even though we're together,

you have to go in the end.

No, I won't go anywhere.

OFFICE OF CLINIC DIRECTOR

Are you busy?

what brings you all the way here?

I'm sorry, Jae-ho.

Our manager dragged us out for drinks last night.

He made us drink and I was out of it.

Then you should've called me.

How could I?

Call you out of your meeting because I'm drunk?

That's not how it's supposed to be.

How do you feel?

Are you all right?

I'm still a little queasy.

what's wrong with that manager anyway?

I know.

Teach him a lesson the next time you see him.

I will.

I'll stitch up that mouth of his!

It won't happen again.

- you promise? - Of course.

There they are.

Mom. Dad. this is Jae-ho.

How are you, sir?

- Good to see you again. - Yes, sir.

My wife.

Come on.

Let's all sit down.

Yes, sir.

- Late pregnancies are A trend These days. - is that So?

Come on. You know better than I do, sir.

Of all the coincidences!

- why, Mrs. SEO came in the other... - Oh my goodness!

Mom!

- are you All right? - Mrs. SEO!

I just need to... I'm going to the restroom.

How could this be?

Of all the doctors, why him?

If it weren't for that damn bastard...

Get a grip, PARK Hye-kyung.

Get a grip!

I told them everything, ma'am.

I didn't mean to...

It just happened.

It's all my fault.

why do I have to hear

this good news from him?

Is the baby healthy?

Of course, sir.

The baby and the mother are very healthy.

Thank you!

why didn't you say anything?

Thank you, honey.

Thank you...

what's gotten into you?

why don't you like Jae-ho now?

I just don't.

He looks strange.

He's far better than Dad.

His eyes were popping out like a toad.

And he was so pale.

I bet you he'll go bald in a few years.

He won't last long in bed.

well, you're not the one that's going to marry him!

I wouldn't have him if he were the last man on Earth!

Mom!

Listen to me!

Don't ever talk about me in front of him!

- About your stupid pregnancy? - what?

what did you just say to me? You little...

I was so humiliated!

Humiliated?

You think you can even have kids at my age?

Good for you!

So now I get to have a baby

alongside my own mother!

You're unbelievable!

Then I just won't have it!

Ow! It's hot! Mom!

- Jesus, that's hot! - are you okay?

How rare is it to be this happy

just by being with someone?

It's a blessing to be

in the same time and place

as the one you love.

That's touching.

I have something even better to say today.

Good news.

what is it?

You didn't have to get me a present...

what is this?

I'm pregnant.

It's your baby, Professor.

Our baby.

It's getting late. we should go.

I have to get up early tomorrow.

Shit!

A baby at this age...

And two, at that?

This is unbelievable!

what?

How dare you treat our love like a...

Love?

what love?

You said you love me.

Are you sure?

It was just you are sexy and smart girl...

also you looked kind of pathetic...

I've been thinking about it for a while and...

I don't think anyone but me could handle you.

That's why I think...

- From now on... - hang on, Min-sun.

Stop right there!

If you leave like that,

we're over.

Excuse me.

SONG Yoon-jeong!

what are you up to?

I was just thinking.

About Min-sun?

No.

That woman.

- the one you mentioned before? - Yeah.

Are things going along with her?

Does she like you too?

I don't know.

- Then what About Min-sun? - I have to end it.

How?

I don't think it'll be hard.

well, I'm on your side.

It's just not easy trying

to talk to these women.

You left out the duration of your leave of absence.

How long will you be gone?

As long as possible.

Buckle up.

How can I help you?

I need to check something

about SEO Ji-hwan in Architecture.

I never expected you to call me first.

You said you like me, right?

I said I love you.

Do you still feel that way?

Of course.

will you do anything

that I want?

I could die for you.

Are you keeping the baby?

SEO Ji-soo!

Stop jumping for joy

and think about it, Dad.

This is embarrassing.

Do any of your friends have a late child?

The baby can hear you, Ji-soo.

what's gotten into you today?

Our lives are more important

than an unborn baby.

what Do I tell Jae-ho?

Dr. KIM was Happy About it.

You actually believe that?

He was just saying that because of Mom.

- you watch your mouth... - I'm home.

So Yoon-jeong has

your child?

Yeah.

Talk about baby boomers.

what about Min-sun?

- we were long over. - Says who?

why is everyone so against it?

I like Yoon-jeong.

I didn't know you were so aggressive, Ji-hwan.

- Ji-soo. - think About it.

She's pretty and smart, and goes to a good school.

How could he do any better?

That's enough!

Send her home and come to my room.

She didn't say anything else?

Anything else?

well...

if that child is

- yours or not... - what?

why are you saying that?

would you like it if I asked you

if Mom's baby is yours or not?

what?

what did you just say to me?

- Take that back right now. - You take it back too.

Goddamn it.

I don't...

I don't understand why you're getting upset about this.

- Ji-hwan. - Go ahead.

I'm just...

Things are really hard for me.

I know you can't understand me right now,

but can't you do

as I say just this once?

what is it?

You get away from my son, right now!

SONG Yoon-jeong!

Just one time....

If you listen to me this one time, for the rest of my life

For the rest of my life!

Rest of your life, what?

You...

what would you like me to do?

You take me for some kind of stupid chump?

You better get rid of that baby right now!

The groom will enter.

A warm round of applause

for our spirited groom.

I'm gonna kill Ji-hwan.

He'll be here.

It's probably just traffic.

That's no excuse on a day like this!

And here comes the bride.

The beautiful bride is coming

gracefully down the aisle.

Please give her a warm round of applause.

And since taking the Hippocratic Oath,

he is the head of the white OB/GYN Clinic.

A promising young doctor and an asset to our country.

The bride also comes from

an accomplished family with great...

FOUR YEARS LATER

Happy 30th anniversary, Mom and Dad!

I'll take it.

- Here comes the cake! - Great.

Look at that cake, Ji-ho.

That's not nice, Ji-ho.

Mommy will give you some later.

who's a good little boy?

I'm sorry

we couldn't go out

on a day like this, Jae-ho.

That's all right, sir.

It's too much to handle with the kids, anyway.

well, that makes me feel better.

You know how sorry I am, right honey?

why are you sorry?

You want to play with Min-ji, Ji-ho?

No...

where's Min-ji?

You should know. You're her mother.

Go get Min-ji so she can play with Ji-ho.

I'll go find her, ma'am.

KIM Min-ji!

You're playing with this again?

Are you trying to be a DJ when you grow up?

That's why Daddy got this for you, Min-ji.

You play with this.

Let's go see Grandpa!

You hold onto that.

One, two, three!

Let's go!

- Blow out the candles, sir. - Yeah, Dad.

who could it be?

I'll go see.

Mom! Dad!

Ji-hwan!

My son!

I missed you so much!

My son!

what's his name?

This is your baby brother, Ji-ho.

And our daughter, Min-ji.

You should hug your brother for the first time.

Let's go to your brother!

why don't you go to Grandpa, Hee-ju?

Okay...

Come here, Min-ji.

- Hi, Mom. - Hi.

Hi.

- Hello. - you're here early.

I'm sorry we're late.

- Right. - You're all early.

I was so sad when you weren't at Ji-soo's wedding.

It's So nice to be All together.

It would've been five back then.

But now we're a big family of nine.

what?

Yoon-jeong and Ji-ho.

Min-ji and Hee-ju.

That makes nine of us.

You're right.

There might be more.

Stop joking around.

Let's go in, ma'am.

- Hello. - welcome.

we're the SEO Jeong-min family.

Sir! The SEO family is here.

- One... - Me down!

Can the older son Come

- in A bit? - I wanna go!

A bit more! Right.

Okay. Look here, Ji-ho.

- Sit still, Ji-ho. - Me down! Down!

Sit still, Ji-ho.

what?

Goodness.

I guess Ji-ho doesn't want to take pictures.

He doesn't seem

to like his father very much.

Let's see...

Here's an idea.

Let's switch the babies.

You go over there,

and Ji-ho goes to his mom.

All right then.

One, two!

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