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Mommy, come play.

Shit, Lisa ...

not again.

Mommy.

Shit.

Turn it off.

Come on, mate.

Don't ignore it, Shauny.

You're going to be late for school.

How many fucking times? Not called school, it's called University.

Whatever you want to call it, Shauny. You are very sexy.

We have to get you a briefcase and a beret.

Why would she wear a beret?!

It is a theater course, not an art course.

Oh, stop being so grumpy.

Get your fucking finger out of my mouth!

Are you going to take the bus?

Is it going to be a night bus?

I don't know, maybe the normal hours.

From the first buses?

In approximately half an hour or so.

Do you want to get laid?

Please!

No, I'm lazy.

I've been jerking you off for all week ... jerk me off.

Not! And that?

Please give me a wank!

Why?

Because I do not want to. Gives me sloth. My mom is downstairs.

Oh well then give me your finger.

No, use your dirty fingers.

Just put your little finger ...

Not! Use your own fingers.

Oh!, why?

You have all day.

Put your finger on me!

Get out!

I want you to put your Christmas tail in me.

Oh my gosh, that's gross!

Britain was known for suffering british evil

now we are known for have the British cure.

Stop jumping.

Stop doing that.

Not that toy, please, Lisa.

No, put it where it was.

Oh what have you done?

Nothing.

No, you just spilled the water on the ground. Not at all.

Very clever.

Very clever. Very good idea.

He's claiming you there, Mom. I think he wants one of your toasts.

You can't have it. It's with something there.

True?

True?

To eat.

To eat. Not?

Hey, look at this!

A room for just one?

Okay, sweetheart?

Good morning, Ritchey.

Are you okay, honey?

Good morning, Mr. and Mrs. Woodford.

Good morning Jennifer sweetheart!

You can call us by our names.

I forgot. Good morning, Barbara.

Good morning sweetheart.

Does that mean that I can start to call you Dick now, dad?

I'll give you the damn Dick.

You will not do it.

You dirty bastard! I will call to the protector of the minor.

Give you a fuck? "I'll give you a fuck"

Ritchey!

That is brilliant!

It's a bit ... you've been a bit too much.

It's a bit early for that, don't you think? Mom likes it. She's laughing.

She has a very good sense of humor.

It's because the joke is on you, right?

Would you like some toast, Jennifer?

Oh yeah, thank you.

It is comprehensive.

I hope you like what you I have saved for Christmas.

What is it?

What is it? Good Morning. Good Morning.

For God's sake, Sanders, will you put some clothes on, man?

I do not have anything to hide.

I see it, friend.

Shaun, don't be rude, sweetheart.

How are rehearsals going?

Shit.

What do you mean "shit"?

That I'm making a fool of myself in front From all over the world, I mean.

How can you make a fool of yourself?

Because I can't act!

Everyone is amazing and i ... i'm shit.

Shaun, you shouldn't have caught the leading role

In a Victorian melodrama if you were bad

Well obviously it's because They gave it to me and I'm bad.

You are obviously very good,

the teachers have faith in you and I am proud of you.

When I'm on stage Gadge, Lol and the others start laughing.

No they are supporting you

and if they laugh it's because They envy you.

Envy of what? Of looking like an idiot?

Well, why do you look like an idiot? what are you wearing?

A stupid wig, some sideburns and a top hat ... it's ridiculous.

Well, it's Shakespeare ... you have to get into character.

No, it's not Shakespeare!

Well okay, then what is it?

It's Tim Taylor or something.

Haven't you heard of him?

No, but I don't know about those things, okay?

Well, me neither, i do not know what I'm doing.

You know i think you're just a little nervous, that's all.

I am not nervous at all.

I do not know what else to tell you. I am trying to help you.

You'll be fine. Everything will be fine.

Whatever. I'm leaving anyway.

Yeah well, have a good day at school!

It's University!

Oh, it's the same, Shaun.

What's the matter with him?

What are you doing?

You don't have to go out Every fucking morning

The neighbors are watching us, come in!

Have a nice day.

Yes, see you in a bit.

Goodbye! See you later honey!

Get the fuck out of here.

Every day.

I'm tired of this.

There it goes.

Well. A cup of tea?

After you, darling.

Thank you.

Greetings, mate.

Hi friend. Thank you! Greetings.

Oh, it's Shaun.

Shauny! Little Shauny!

How do we handle it, son?

Make room for Shaun.

You're good?

You're good? Yes, and you?

Yes, perfect.

I'm a wreck.

If the same.

Your hair is beautiful.

Oh thanks. Today I I got up very early.

What shampoo do you use?

I used my mother's this morning.

Oh yeah?

Let's go see granny.

Here it is,

granny's little angel!

Yes! Are you okay?

Hello! How are you?

Just a moment,

wait.

Come on, give me a hug.

Yes! Here it is!

Watch out!

Come on, watch out for her.

Oh look, how many things!

You're good?

You're good? Are you okay?

Come on, come on let's get the kettle out.

Let's take off that stupid hat, okay?

Oh that's better!

It does not work.

How does this work?

I do not know.

Where did you get this shit from?

It's just a kettle!

You will get your fingers caught!

Watch out!

Okay, go take them to the bus. Look over there. Good girl.

Are you okay? You look like shit.

Oh thanks.

What, does not sleep?

No. She got up four times last night.

Oh Lisa, what are we going to do with you?

Keeping mommy up all night.

Why don't you let her with me today? Rest well.

Oh I have to take her to the nurse, so ...

Shaun has his play on Christmas Eve. I said I would try to go.

I was wondering if you could have it a couple of hours.

What, on Christmas Eve?

Yes, so we can all wake up together.

Yes, I `d love to.

Lisa, it will be great, right?

Spend Christmas Eve at Grandma's house?

Are you sure?

Yes, I `d love to!

I was going to go to bingo with Trudy, but I much prefer to have her.

Lisa are you gonna stay

with grandma on Christmas Eve? Yes.

Waiting for Santa?

Could be, guys.

Here you go, Taylor ... fix yourself with That big bag of weed, dirty cunt

Here you go, smile and I'll give an extra 10 pence.

Come on, seriously.

I was staying with you Get out of here, come on.

Milner, there you go, figure it out yourself, mate.

Davidson, fix yourself. Come on a good Christmas guys!

You ain't gonna get a fucking extra, haven't you done nothing. Stop wasting time.

Kenneth Squires, you should be here.

You're laughing at me, buddy?

Because I've already passed for this three times.

No, I'm not laughing.

They haven't told me anything.

What are these?

Ricardo, you screwed up again, huh?

You bastard, you bastard! Squires, dumbass! I knew it

I knew you were kidding me.

Stay a minute! I'm here because I have an extra for you, boy.

Get out of here! Fuck!

Look at the weight of this.

Yes Yes. Very abundant,

Very abundant. Check it.

You could knock down a horse with that.

Let's have a ceremony. Oh my God!

Ho ho ho Merry Christmas!

Oh fuck, this will be.

100? 150!

150 !, 150!

Fuck! Thank you, Mr Squires. It is very generous of you.

Oh no .. Hey! I have something more than Christmas magic for you, son.

Keep going.

Guess who's going to be transferred to the main office.

Keep going...

Me!

Your? Amazing!

Incredible!

Fantastic.

I can't think of a guy better for that job.

You will be kidding!

And a part of my good job

it entails finding my successor.

Yes, do you already have someone?

Well I only have one candidate in mind, boy,

and I'm right in front of him.

You can fuck off.

Moron!

I did not expect this.

It's a joke! I was kidding you!

Like how a joke?

Like at work ... guys always do.

They are always getting into messes. You are a bastard, you know?

So I'm giving you the opportunity to move up.

Richard Woodford ... Manager.

It certainly sounds good.

Sounds good!

Sounds good!

Brothers, colleagues!

Look, I'm going to tell you ... All that over there, but listen ..

Seriously, listen, you i will let you know after christmas

because I want to think about it. This is very important news.

What have you said?

After ... I'm just going to think about it later ...

And I'll let you know after Christmas, because you know what?

Mom and Dad are very sensitive.

After Christmas?

Just because they ... are very sensitive,

and I've had ... a very rough few months

and they are worried about my ... And it seems like ...

- Your mom and your dad? -Yes.

Just out of courtesy ... I'll tell you.

Because they ... you know ...

my mom and dad will agree. They will be fine with it.

They will be ... they want me to, I'm fucking overwhelmed

I can't believe this shit.

You are ... you know, less glad of what i expected.

Oh no fuck ... no mate I am ecstatic.

I'm ext .. You're hesitating me, aren't you?

Like before, like when we were next to the computer.

I'm making myself beg you got sad, huh?

Smile! You piece of bastard!

That was too strong ...

Too strong...

That was too strong, are you okay?

Yes? Good yes?

So I have pushed you a little strong, huh?

Yes. Well, I didn't mean to.

No. Are you okay?

No, take it easy, it's okay, it's okay.

After Christmas, I ... you know.

Just ... think about it seriously.

I will do it! Thinking is killing me

Did any of you see that documentary last week ...

about testicle pain?

Oh! It was amazing. Was...

It was about a guy, who ... who had a horrible pain of balls,

And I mean ... he doesn't ... he really didn't know ...

I did not know what was going on, what was it and ...

his balls were sore. And one of them got inside ...

of him, you know, like when, you know ..

Like when sometimes you have cold and get a little hard?

They got inside even when I was hot, when I was warm ...

he alone ...

- he just ... - What channel was it on?

I believe in 4, yes I do which was on Channel 4, yeah.

What day was it

Sunday or Saturday, one of the two.

It could have been Saturday.

I saw it.

Yes, huge, a really fat guy.

Very sweaty, really fat guy.

Did you have problems uploading the stairs and that?

And did you get into a real I jam with a problem ...

Do not say it...

called Gadget?

Fuck you, buddy.

No, why is ...

Why are you kidding me?

What about your balls? What has happened to them?

This is tough, buddy, I'm ...

I'm living with this fucking pain permanent balls.

Go to the doctor then Gadget you're nuts, buddy.

Are you sure you're not jerking off too much?

Fuck you, Kel. I don't jerk off too much.

Usually ... a problem in your balls like that,

have sore balls it's usually fucked up ...

Cancer. Cancer!

Yes, the capital C.

Fuck you, it's not ... I'm too young to have cancer.

I can't have cancer!

Colleague, it also happens to young people, from 14 to 25,

they are the most likely. It's okay,

we will take you to Disneyland and you can meet Mickey.

Dude, I have no lumps or anything.

You can touch them if you want.

I'm not well.

If you think it's cancer, play them.

I'm fine, buddy. Fuck you, Gadge, get out of my sight!

Play them! Come on! It is not a matter of gays if you touch them over clothing.

Fuck you, man, seriously.

You are not touching!

Get your fucking balls off my face

I'm going to give you a host, buddy.

- I'm going to break your face, buddy. - Are you going to play?

-I'll break your face, man. -Are you going to play? Fuck you, is she going to play?

Merry Christmas to all!

Fuck! Milk!

Don't look at it, guys, it makes you pregnant.

She will do it with her eyes.

Fool.

Fuck you! Sorry.

How are you?

You seem to have seen a ghost.

We haven't seen you in years, buddy.

How long has it been?

A few months?

Three or four, more or less.

- Seriously? -Yes.

Has anyone seen Woods?

Difficult. He has a new girlfriend.

Yes, like a toothpick.

Jennifer, the redhead Jennifer

Prick. Very posh.

Looks ... like she deserves it, man.

I've been writing to you, but ...

I had no response, no reply.

I don't deserve it, but ...

It will come, Milks.

You were like brothers and ...

A relationship like that not to be missed, right?

Can you give me a hug? Fuck, this is so cold!

It's great to see you again.

You look good, man.

Where are the girls?

Try it with all of them!

- How are you? - Well.

Great, great, Kel, how are you? You're good?

This is Titch. Is my girlfriend.

Hi Titch.

This is my wonderful ... uh, buddy!

Less than that, we don't want another black baby in our hands, right?

Probably at this stage, teeth begin to erupt.

Have you noticed her red cheeks? Drool? Put your hand in your mouth?

Bite things?

No. Her cheeks are not red.

And you know, he drools, and chews things

like any other child.

That is a good sign, probably that his teeth are coming out.

So what can we do?

Because I have to end this today.

You probably can give him something like Calpol,

and that will make the pain go away, let his fever go down

and alleviate it, basically.

So if that works, It is the right thing to do,

that will make her sleep at night and ...

you can rest.

It may take a couple of days to act, to make it work,

so you have to wait another two nights without rest.

And it can come and go while teeth come out,

so might be ok a couple of months and back again ...

So there is no remedy?

Unfortunately it is part of the process,

and ... it is around this age when baby teeth come out,

so this probably whatever it's about,

And I know how hard it is

- You know? Insurance? -Yes.

Do you have children then?

If I have.

- Have a husband? -Yes.

Very good! Well you are lucky, because not me.

You understand? I'm doing this alone

so you don't have a bitch idea what it is.

Can you sleep when does she sleep during the day?

Do you think I don't try?

I'm doing my best that I can, you understand?

Look...

She is fine, and you are doing a great job with it.

It shows what you're doing a good job with her.

It's you that really worries me.

The last time you were here

It seemed like you were suffering a postpartum depression.

Oh God, we are here again.

Yes, I remember. Yes.

So now you are a Kind of a fucking shrink, huh?

It's my job to care about you ...

No, your job is to take care from my daughter, okay?

I came here for her, not for me.

Voucher. I know how hard this is ...

I'm up all night, I'm alone and you're trying to guess

like you have a clue of how I'm handling it.

If you ever want to go back and talk to me, I'll be here.

Maybe you can let Lisa with your mother and ...

No I can not! Stop try to organize my life.

"You can leave Lisa with your mother, you can do it "I'm sure you can.

I'm sure it's adorable with you, and you know what?

I envy you.

I envy every piece of your life

And I don't even know your fucking name

But i can see you got a nice life

and I can see that you've had a great education,

and you probably have a great husband,

and you probably have children they behave great

and sleep through the night.

I can see what you got and you can see what I have.

I know they can seem like opposite worlds ...

Fucking monotony, that is what I have with you.

"I know this, I understand that" You know what?

I think ... I think the best thing is go get the calpol

and we leave it here.

When you're ready to go back and talk to me,

I'll be here for you, okay?

Come on, to your chair.

And ... action.

How I would like to be a lady.

I think I see those stupid hands ruin my job.

What fucking hands?

Sorry sir.

Thank you.

How I would like to be a lady.

I think I see those stupid hands ruin my job.

It is no coincidence, May ..

Don't you remember these two sovereigns that you lent me?

You don't need to count them, there are 20.

And there would have been more if you hadn't come so soon.

God bless you!

And to think that these ... these little fingers have been ...

working so hard to ...

a guy as big and strong as me.

Don't worry, I have £ 200 saved

in coins at Portand and Pentonville.

200! How small my earnings will seem ...

- To the audience, Fay, thank you. - Sorry.

200 pounds!

How small my earnings will seem!

I was so proud of them, too.

Well, save them, May ... save them to buy your wedding trousseau.

My trousseau?

That's if they have me.

And ... which is a recap. Excellent, excellent, Fay!

Dalton, Moss, the scene next door.

I'm going to the art department to see how the monkey passages

come with the game.

You did very well.

- You did it to the death. - You really did it to the death.

He's never said anything about me, has he?

I think you did really well.

What do you do next?

Nothing.

Shall we do an extra rehearsal at my house?

Yes, definitely, yes.

You are playing with me?

My little girl!

You're good?

Yes Yes. I'm fine thanks.

Are you going to open the door? It is very cold.

I just got out of the bathroom.

Come on, Lol.

Look, I brought Lisa a teddy bear and ...

A little money too.

It's not a good time.

You're good?

Yes, I'm OK. I'm cold. I have to go. Single...

I'm at my mother's tomorrow bring it back then.

You can see Lisa and give it yourself. Voucher?

Please, Lol.

I have to go. I have cold, Milk. See you later.

I couldn't assume that she cared about me, indeed, sir.

No, I never listened to that worm grimy. - Come, dry your eyes.

Even though it's too soft for this your life.

It's the fever, I think, sir. They didn't use me mind the unfriendly looks

nor the words.

Smell, what are you doing?

It doesn't say to do that in the script, right?

Where does it come from?

I like to do the voices.

Yes you do the voices very well

but you don't have to throw me away hair and hit me, right?

Listen, thanks for helping me

and that, but you're doing too much.

Look. I have to go. I'm going to Fay's house and let's do it

all night. I don't want to overlearn it.

Can you help me out?

Which of these shirts is more elegant?

I think you should wear that makes your neck smaller.

I think you should wear that, it makes you the neck less small. I don't have the neck little.

You will not believe the day I've had.

For real. How can you stay without staples an office?

Really, I told Janet yesterday. I told him:

if you call them before four ...

if you call them before four ... - Janet!

- They bring them to you in the morning. I are you still? But as if it weren't with her.

So when we arrive this morning there were no staples.

- No staples.

- I can't do anything without them, you understand me?

It's like he doesn't listen to me because I'm just a secretary.

But I said it, Janet, I'm doing the personal assistant job, you know?

and if this was my business

I wouldn't allow us to stay without something as simple as staples.

Damn staples and everything. Oh my god.

Sorry.

It's okay.

It's okay. Sorry. Hello Ritchey-Roo.

Hi dear. You're good?

Yes I'm fine, are you okay? Have you had a good day?

Dusted, yes. I was Falling asleep I had a good one, yeah

You have not stayed without work material?

I was halfway and I fell asleep.

Your mother is making us tonight that special tea.

Your mother will make her special tea tonight. - Yes, I'm waiting for it. It will be OK.

I also.

Do you have an attack of the spirits of the community?

You were always that guy of a familiar person, right?

It must be the time of year. Feeling maternal? Well, I am surprised.

Sorry. I would have thought that I would be the only person in the world

that I would be happy to see myself locked up.

The best Christmas I've ever had Denis. The best gift.

Mr. Laurence Olivier himself!

Well David Dean, we are absolutely delighted to meet you.

Fay told me all about you. I kneel before you!

And everything else.

My mother told me that bring some beers.

Very kind of you. What do we have here?

I say that, the best Bitter Haymers, now, it looks absolutely cool.

Well, we are going to participate in these at pleasure.

Why don't you come in

We are about to start our tray of Christmas food.

One, two, two yeah We are ok?

Hello everybody!

I said hello to everyone!

Now listen. This hat it is only half full.

So all that you haven't done, you already know what you have to do.

And I'm going to kick off tonight, are you ready?

Got it, got it!

Come on, Trudes.

I'm talking to you!

Okay, a Quadra tray of flavors Christmas Let's go there.

So we have here, we have some meat pies for later.

We got Mrs Dean's candy cart and some delicacies.

So why don't you attack those pretzels and peanuts

and these... Yes, put them there.

Yes, serve yourself and why we did not take one of these.

Here we go. Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas

Charming.

Absolutely splendid.

Are these like funny grapes?

Which?

Which? Aren't they like funny grapes?

Gosh, no, those are not olives. Haven't you tried olives before?

Well let me just show it to you.

These are, leave me alone ...

Here we go. Forgives.

You see it?

It's a stone and it's a beast dangerous because I remember breaking

a wisdom tooth when it was long younger, when he bit me on this one.

Crikes.

Do you have a stone?

And if you are not careful. They look delicious, they look very cozy

but if you just launched it.

Crack! It may be a unpleasant surprise for one ...

You just have to give it a try.

It's good, isn't it? Yes?

I'll tell you what I'm going to do for you is to take one of these,

just excuse my fingers.

It is done. I'm going to give you a little inbox.

One, two, excuse my fingers, three, excuse my fingers, four,

excuse my fingers five.

Dad, you can pick your own olives.

All right, little one. Five small Christmas olives.

I will help myself to make some pretzels.

Those are very good.

Here we go.

So tell me how did you enter the world of acting?

I really do not know.

The girls.

The girls, yes.

Hi. Upstairs, Trev.

Hollow for a little girl?

Yes, God, come in.

You're good?

You're good? If it's cold.

I'm just looking Neighborhood people Chrimbo spesh.

It's fucking depressing.

What a night.

Health.

So how come you're not in the karaoke?

And shit. I'm not a singer.

No, I understand you perfectly. It's bullshit.

Is Kel okay?

Yeah, you know, she'll be upset by now.

You're good?

So, have you found it yet?

Who?

Woody's new girl.

No. Gadget, says she is very nice and elegant.

Sorry. She is... She is a fat sow.

Don't be silly, you don't need to say that.

He deserves to be happy.

You made me mom, I can't finish it. I can not believe it!

I also! That was absolutely delicious, Barbara.

It was good?

Everything went well? Out of this world, yeah

Everything went well? Outside this world yeah It was cool.

It was restaurant quality, so it was.

Give more of yourself. And you can let one of them all.

It's Delia's recipe I just did what he told me.

Agree. I'm just going to ...

I would like to say a few words

Oh no!

It's not a fuss, it's ours Richard, so I'm going to be brief.

Oh! Fuck the bed. It was wonderful.

Sorry, boy. You go to have to listen to me this time.

Agree.

You've been to hell and back these last 18 months.

You had a bad time.

But me and your mother have been very worried about ...

Are you okay, dad?

Both your mother and I, we thought that we could never get more than what

Lorraine and Michael made you.

But as they say, Every cloud has a silver lining ...

and you have found yours on the wonderful Jennifer.

Now don't get me wrong, son.

We have liked all the girls that you have brought home,

but we never really wanted any until now.

We thought we could never see to our Richard smile again,

but you came into his life and a miracle happened.

Did.

That's great, dad. You have finished?

That was it, right? Health.

Health.

Health. That was really lovely And I know it wasn't easy either

Thank you. You know I love you, not?

You are a great boy.

You are a great boy. You are a great father. I'm very lucky.

Very lucky to have a wonderful family around me, and all that.

And I love them all, I mean what. Oh, we are doing this, right?

Hands.

That they were precious, Pop, thanks.

twenty? How poor they will look my little income!

I was so proud of them, too.

Well, save it, May, to buy your ...

Wedding dress.

Oh my god! And if I forget all these lines tomorrow night!

You will not do it

Well if i'm forgetting right now, I will not remember

on stage when I'm nervous

This is our big scene. Alone remember you got out of jail

and you're going to ask me to marry you. That's what the scene is about.

Just think that you are going to ask marry me and that's what will happen.

We will do it again?

20 pounds? How poor they go to see my income!

I was so proud of them.

Keep them, May, keep them to buy your wedding dress.

My wedding dress?

That's it, if you love me.

Sorry.

So sorry.

It was me too.

Look, it might be because of the play

we are spending a lot of time together.

Faye.

I really like you a lot.

I like you too.

You have a girlfriend, Shaun.

What if I didn't have a girlfriend.

I do not know.

Box.

Not!

Television.

Television!

Three words.

Second word.

Hammer.

Screwdriver.

Round ... Round?

Sounds like...

Six! Sounds like six. Six, okay.

Fix!

What the hell is passing by here!

Where are you going?

Let them throw me out of a cannon!

Whats going on Son?

I'm going to work, Dad. I'm going to...

Not seriously.

Squires asked me to fax. It has to be tonight. I have to...

I just put the kettle on, son.

I know the kettle is on, Dad. I'll remove the damn kettle.

I have to do it. I have here a good job...

Sit back and stay for this one.

Got damn! I'm not going to sit down. Let's see, do we have any words?

Yes! We have the second - fix.

Fix? Let's see...

This, will Jim fix it? Is that?

Is Jim the ...? Is it Jim ...? See you in a while. Sparkly!

I have a four.

I see you cards.

Then don't look at them!

I would put an ace on you.

Really?

I just say that.

How much shit!

Yes, but I'm hooked ...

For all the wrong reasons.

Are you going to put an ace or a four? Are you staying with me?

If you have a four, a six and a queen ...

Cocoon.

What the fuck!

So ... see you tomorrow, right?

Yes. See you tomorrow.

A lot of shit, or what whatever it is said.

See you. - Goodbye.

(You've been a bad girl.)

(You've been a bad girl.)

(You've been a bad girl.)

This is not real.

This is not happening.

(Bad girl.)

It will go well.