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-[snoring] -[clock ringing]

[upbeat music]

-[cheerful music] -[bird chirping]

[muffled voice on TV]

[chewing]

-[Garfield humming] -Hiya, Garfield.

[growling]

You know, there's nothing better than sitting in an easy chair

with a bowl of popcorn and watching your favorite TV show.

[screaming]

He's right. There's nothing better than sitting in an easy chair

with a bowl of popcorn and watching your favorite TV show.

Which I assume you're all doing that right now.

You'll be sorry you did that, Garfield. Real sorry.

[screaming]

[cheerful music]

[Jon humming]

-[Squeak humming] -Huh?

[screaming]

Mouse! Help, Garfield! There's a mouse in the kitchen!

-Don't worry. He won't eat much. -[Odie whining]

Garfield! Come save me from the awful, ugly, horrible mouse!

You're not exactly the best-looking creature on the planet either, pal.

-[Jon] Help! -Guess I've gotta do this.

Get rid of it! Get rid of it! Get rid of it! Get rid of it!

He sounds like me when Nermal visits.

Do you remember routine number eight?

My favorite!

Help, help! I should have known better

than to enter a house where Garfield the Cat is on patrol!

-Ow! -Leave this home and never come back!

I am leaving and I will never be back

as long as Garfield the cat is here!

[Odie whining]

[sighing with relief] Thanks, Garfield.

[screaming]

Routine number eight! [chewing]

I don't know what it is. Ever since I was a child, I've had this fear of mice.

[Dr. Whipple] Have you had a fear of mice ever since you were a child?

[gasping]

Or a fear of heights, flying, public speaking,

snakes or people named Sid?

Then come to Dr. Whipple's Fear and Phobia Fighting Facility.

Dr. Whipple's Fear and Phobia Fighting Facility

can cure over 10,000 common fears, including Spatulaphobia...

The fear of sitting on a grilled cheese sandwich.

Vo-do-de-ophobia...

The fear of finding raisins in your coleslaw.

Oh, that one keeps me up at night.

Or even Zidda-bodda-wodda- wodda-boink-boink-freebaphobia.

The fear of accidentally moving your entire family to Peru

and becoming a wheelbarrow repairman.

You'd be amazed how often that happens.

No matter what you're afraid of, Dr. Whipple can cure you

at his Fear and Phobia Fighting Facility.

Hmm. That's it, Garfield! I'm going to go to Dr. Whipple's

Fear and Phobia Fighting Facility and have him cure me of my fear of mice!

-[Odie whining] -I wonder if Dr. Whipple can cure me

of my fear of what's going to go wrong with this.

[Dr. Whipple] Of course I can cure your fear of mice, Mr. Arbuckle.

While I'm at it, I'll also cure you of Huge-sum-a-phobia.

"Huge-sum-a-phobia?" What's that?

That's the fear of getting my bill.

That's a wise thought.

This is my Phobia Flusher.

[moaning in fear]

It can remove or also give you any known phobia.

Let's see. I'll set it to "remove"...

[engine whirring]

And to "musophobia."

That's the fear of mice and then...

We just give you a few seconds of it.

[moaning]

[screaming]

[laughing]

And now you should be unafraid of mice.

Let's test it. Sandra?

Huh? Oh...

[teeth chattering]

[gasping]

I'm... I'm not afraid.

Garfield, I'm not afraid of mice.

[laughing]

[laughing]

Now, just because I'm no longer afraid of mice doesn't change your job.

I still don't want to see any in the house.

I'll tell them to do a better job of hiding.

It says here that the fear of cats is called "gatophobia."

That's right.

Just out of curiosity...

What would happen if you implanted a fear of cats into a cat?

Hmm... I don't know. Let's try it and find out.

-[ominous music] -Let's see. "Add fear"... "gatophobia."

I should have gotten that other fear removed.

I'm getting scared of his bill.

[engine whirring]

[screaming]

What?

I'll follow them to record the findings of my little experiment.

Wow. A cat who's afraid of cats.

I wonder what that'll be like...

-[suspenseful music] -I'm going to go start cooking dinner.

Great. Whatever you're making, make more of it than that.

Hiya, Garfield!

Oh hi, Harry. How are you--

[screaming]

Garfield! What are you doing up there?

Go away! Just go away! I'm not coming down until you go away!

All right, all right. I'm going away.

Gee, I always thought Garfield liked me...

[laughing] This footage will be great for my TV show.

Phew. [screaming]

[thudding]

In my moment of panic, I forgot I'm not good at climbing. Especially down.

I can't wait until Garfield sees this new lip gloss I got.

I'm sure he's going to love it.

-[Garfield grunting] -There you are, Garfield!

How do you like the way I look today?

[screaming]

[Arlene gasping]

[sobbing] Come on. I've got to get rid of this lip gloss!

It must make me look like a monster!

-[Arlene sobbing] -[Dr. Whipple chuckling]

-[screaming] -[lively music]

[screaming]

-Did you understand any of that? -[muttering in disbelief]

[gasping]

[giggling] Huh?

[screaming]

[Dr. Whipple laughing]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

Well, at least when Garfield's not around, I can watch TV

without getting hurled into a trash can.

I assume you're all doing that right now.

[Dr. Whipple] Coming up later today

on the Dr. Whipple Show, I show you how I instilled the fear of cats

into a cat.

Here you see the specimen frightened by every cat he sees,

including himself.

-[Nermal giggling] -Garfield?

[screaming]

[laughing] This is my chance to get even with Garfield!

At last!

[groaning] Oh, I hope I don't run into any cats.

Including myself.

Hello, Garfield!

-Meow! -[screaming]

[cackling]

[panting]

I'm never happy to see Nermal,

but that encounter was worse than ever. -How about this one?

[screaming]

[laughing]

[thudding]

-[Garfield screaming] -[laughing] Oh, this is great!

[panting]

I need a place to hide!

[panting] Where can I hide?

-How about in here with me? -Sure, I'll just... [screaming]

Go away! Go away!

[screaming]

-[giggling] I'll go away, Garfield... -[Garfield moaning in terror]

...if you promise you'll never mail me to Abu Dhabi ever again.

But that's my favorite thing! No, no! All right.

I promise! I'll never mail you to Abu Dhabi again.

[cackling]

[Garfield moaning sadly]

There you are! What did Nermal make you do?

Promise to never mail him to Abu Dhabi again.

-[Squeak gasping] -I don't know why I was so afraid of him.

I can tell you why. Come here!

[whispering]

Dr. Whipple, huh?

I think I'm gonna go borrow that invention of his.

I'm heading home, Doctor! See you in the morning.

[suspenseful music]

"Remove... gatophobia, fear of cats..."

[engine whirring]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[gasping] I think I'm cured!

Yes! I am no longer afraid of me!

Okay now, let's program a few other fears

in here for other folks...

-[engine whirring] -[Garfield cackling]

[screaming]

[sighing]

[suspenseful music]

[suspenseful music continues]

Okay, Nermal. Now, it's your turn.

Garfield will never bother me again. He'll never even come near me.

[screaming]

And if he does, he's promised never to mail me to Abu Dhabi again.

[sighing happily]

[screaming]

[screaming]

Scared of something, Nermal?

Yes, but I don't know what.

Maybe you have Cute-a-phobia.

"Cute-a-phobia?" What's that?

Fear of being too adorable.

That's it! [screaming]

[laughing]

What am I gonna do? I am too adorable!

And I always will be! [screaming]

Not in Abu Dhabi.

They have a different standard of adorableness over there.

-Well then, send me to Abu Dhabi! -But I promised not to.

I release you from your promise. Please send me to Abu Dhabi!

Send me to Abu Dhabi! Send me to Abu Dhabi! Abu Dhabi! Abu Dhabi!

Well, if you insist...

[Nermal] I don't know how to thank you for this, Garfield.

Just staying there forever will do fine.

Here. Fifteenth-class cattle barge rate, please.

[Nermal screaming]

Nicely done, Garf.

You going to return that invention to Dr. Whipple?

Sure. He'll need it to remove the fear I gave him.

Bye, Nermal!

It's a new one I invented.

I call it "animate-ophobia."

"Animate-ophobia"?

Yeah. It's the fear of being in a cartoon show.

[gasping]

I'm... I'm in a cartoon show!

Oh no! I'm still in a cartoon show!

-[door banging] -[gasping]

And out here too! No matter where I go,

I'm still in a cartoon show!

[screaming]

-[laughing] -Oh, that's good!

[upbeat music]

Subtitling: ECLAIR