Original subtitles

-[snoring] -[clock ringing]

[upbeat music]

[cheerful music]

[hooting]

[TV announcer] Coming up on "Movies 'til dawn",

Kung Fu Creatures On The Rampage.

A classic.

How that didn't win Best Picture, I'll never know.

[Odie muttering]

[yawning]

I'm going to bed, Garfield.

Don't stay up all night watching old movies, OK?

Let's see what they're showing after Kung Fu Creatures On The Rampage.

Kung Fu Creatures On The Rampage 2!

The sequel. Oh, I have to watch that.

What's on after that?

Kung Fu Creatures On The Rampage 3!

Oh, I think I notice a pattern beginning to emerge here.

Kung Fu Creatures On The Rampage 4!

That was the one where the Kung Fu Creatures rampaged!

Oh, and then there's five and six and...

[TV announcer] That concludes our "Movies 'til dawn" presentation

of Kung Fu Creatures On The Rampage 11.

[Garfield] You're going to quit now?

Good morning. I'm going out to run some errands.

I may be gone all day.

I'm going to bed. I may be gone all year.

Huh?

Sleep. Must sleep.

Nothing must stop me from sleeping.

[muttering happily]

Especially this.

You want me to throw the stick so you can fetch it, boy?

[barking happily]

All right. I'll throw the stick so you can fetch it, boy.

[barking happily]

Ugh!

[barking happily]

[humming happily]

Odie!

You were hiding in the back seat?

Want to come with me on my errands?

[barking happily]

-Okay. Put on your seat belt. -[barking]

[cheerful music]

There. One less thing to keep me from sleeping all day.

Hi.

Hi, Squeak. Don't talk to me. I have to go to bed.

I won't bother you, Garfield. None of the mice will.

We're all going out for a big hike.

They're gathering out in the yard right now.

[chatter]

Mmm.

I think I'll help myself to the mouse buffet.

[cackling]

[screaming]

Quick, Arlo. The Cat Alarm!

[screaming]

[alarm] Cat alert. Repeat: Cat alert.

-Cat in yard. All mice are in danger. -The Cat Alert. Come on, Garfield.

Do I have to?

[laughter] Kick all you want, mice. You're not getting away.

[gasping]

[groaning]

Here. Let me get that.

[cackling]

[chocking]

[laughing]

Leave this yard and leave those mice alone, Bruno!

[growling] I'll be back. Some mealtime soon, I'll be back.

-[cheerful music] -[cheering]

What can we do to repay you, Garfield?

Go leave on your hike so I can get some sleep.

You got it. Let's go, guys.

[Squeak] Hup-two-three-four.

Hup-two-three-four. Step in time. Stay together.

One-two-three-four.

I hope I'm not too late but I'm probably too late. But I hope I'm not too late.

Uncle Squeak? Uncle Squeak?

Uncle Squeak? Anybody who isn't my Uncle Squeak?

[yawning] At last, I can get down to some serious...

I wonder if Kung Fu Creatures On The Rampage 12 is on.

No, I need to sleep. Sleep. Wonderful, delicious sleep.

-[snoring] -[soft music]

Sleeping is so good.

Do you know where my Uncle Squeak is?

We were supposed to leave for the hike at ten o'clock

and it's nine fifty-two. You have a pretty house

but I prefer the color beige.

My name is Mary Margaret Mouse and Uncle Squeak is my Uncle.

I have six uncles. All of them are mice.

But Mom says my Uncle Alfred is kind of a rat. That's a joke.

Are you a cat?

My Mom says to beware of cats because cats are mean and dangerous.

I shouldn't even be talking to you.

So are you a cat?

No. I'm not a cat. I'm an anteater.

[sighing]

Oh, good. I'm glad you're not a cat. Have you ever been to Portugal?

Did I mention my name was Mary Margaret Mouse?

You're the first anteater I've ever met.

I thought I met a penguin once but it turned out to be a short man

in a bad suit.

-May I say one thing? -It's your house.

You may say anything you want in your house, Mr. Anteater.

What would you like to say?

What I'd like to say is... stop!

I'm sorry. The mouse hike left a little early.

They'll be back...

I don't know. Whenever they're back.

That's all right, Mr. Anteater.

Could we play games until they get back?

-I like games. Do you like games? -I like to sleep.

I do that too.

Well, goodbye, Mr. Anteater. I'm going to go exploring on my own.

If I see any ants you can eat, I'll let you know.

Kind of a talkative little creature, isn't she?

Hope she doesn't run into Bruno.

[yawning] But that isn't my problem.

I have more important... [snoring]

Help. Help. A cat has me. Help!

[evil laugh]

Okay, so it is my problem.

[chirping]

[soft music]

Why are you blue, Mr. Bluebird?

Why aren't you chartreuse or purple or a nice shade of beige?

Beige is my favorite color.

Did you know that the biggest planet in the Solar System is Jupiter?

Have you ever been to Portugal?

[chirping anxiously]

[moaning sadly]

Hello, Mr. Worm.

Did you always want to be a worm?

If you put on a fuzzy jacket, does that make you a caterpillar?

Have you ever been to Portugal?

Oh hello, Mr. Anteater. Do you know Mr. Worm here?

Okay, we'll play games.

Yay.

I'm gonna regret this. I'm definitely gonna regret this.

What's it like to be an anteater? Do you like your ants raw or cooked?

Did I ask you if you'd ever been to Portugal?

Six times. Hey, save the questions.

Let's play hide and seek. I'll hide. You seek.

Why do you hide and I seek? Can't you seek and I'll hide.

Hiding is the fun part. Why don't we both hide?

[grunt of exasperation]

You just cover your eyes and count to ten thousand,

then come and find me.

[laughing]

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven,

eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen...

[grunting]

[intriguing music]

It'll take her hours to find me under here.

I'll have time to take a nap. I'm so tired. [yawning]

[snoring]

[soft music]

...nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety-eight,

nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety-nine, ten thousand.

[suspenseful music]

[snoring]

I found you.

[gasping]

Why did you hide under the bed? Why did you want to be an anteater?

What is your favorite flower? My favorite flower is the petunia

although I have never seen one.

Did you ever go on a toboggan?

I've never been on a toboggan but I once ate an entire egg salad sandwich

all by myself. I guess that's not the same thing.

-Is it my turn to play? -[snoring]

Why do you sleep like that?

Do you enjoy snoring? Do you ever dream about being in Portugal?

I don't snore. One night, I stayed awake all night to see if I snored

and I didn't.

Can you guess how old I am?

Did you ever meet anyone named Arnie?

I once met a man named Arnie except his name was Richard

but I decided to call him Arnie anyway.

Did you ever meet Abraham Lincoln?

Did you know he was born in a log cabin that he helped his father build?

Shut up.

Isn't it an amazing coincidence that oranges are all orange?

Except when they first grow, then they're quite green.

[Bruno] Shut up.

My name is Mary Margaret Mouse

and Uncle Squeak is my Uncle. Do you have an uncle?

I have six uncles. All of them are mice

but mom says my Uncle Alfred is kind of a rat. I think that's a joke.

Are you a cat? My mom says to beware of cats because cats are mean

and they eat mice. If you're a cat,

I shouldn't even be talking to you. So are you a cat?

[barking]

I have to take the groceries in. Go find Garfield and play with him.

[barking]

-[snoring] -[barking]

What? Who? Where? Oh, it's you, Odie.

I was just playing a game with Squeak's niece here.

Hey. Where'd she go?

We're back, Garfield. What's this about my niece?

We were playing a game here and I fell asleep.

Yeah, she has that effect on folks. So where'd she go?

[worried muttering]

[Garfield and Squeak] Bruno!

Bruno got Mary Margaret!

We've got to find her before... You know.

[panting] I know, I know.

[lively music]

Shut up! Just shut up!

And no, I've never been to Portugal!

Based on my experience, no one has. Can I ask you a question?

-No. -Just one question.

It's very important.

All right. Ask me one question.

Thank you. Are you a cat?

-Yes. Yes, I am a cat. -Oh.

Good to know.

[screaming]

[Odie sniffing]

[Garfield] Which way does the trail lead?

[thudding]

That way.

Help! Stop her!

[Bruno screaming] Help!

[growling]

[screaming]

[thudding]

[growling]

Hello, Mr. Anteater, Uncle Squeak and Mr. Puppydog.

Come on back to the mouse hole, Mary Margaret.

You'll join us for supper.

I got rid of a nasty old cat.

My Mom says cats are mean and they eat mice. I don't like cats

If I see another cat, I'll do the same thing to him.

-[Odie muttering] -Ha ha.

[muttering]

No, I'm not afraid of her.

Why should I be afraid of her? I'm an anteater.

Any delicious ants around? Mmm.

I sure would like some chocolate-covered ants for dinner.

[muttering]

[upbeat music]

Subtitling: ECLAIR