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-[snoring] -[clock ringing]

[upbeat music]

[barking]

[cheerful music]

And of all the delicious treats in the world,

I have no problem, zero problemo, as they say,

selecting the yummiest of them all.

I am speaking of course of... Darcie's Donuts!

[snoring]

"Darcie's Donuts?"

[intriguing music]

Darcie makes the best donuts in the universe

and they come in many varieties...

[both] Name them. Please name them.

Glazed donuts.

[both] Oh!

Cake donuts.

[both] Oh!

Chocolate donuts.

[both] Double oh!

Cinnamon donuts.

[both] Ah!

Caramel donuts.

[both] Ah!

Powdered sugar donuts.

[both] Ah!

And we'll be back with more of Eddie Gourmand's World of Food

right after this commercial message from...

[both] Commercial for Darcie's Donuts! Commercial for Darcie's Donuts!

...someone other than Darcie's Donuts.

[screaming]

[banjo music]

[sighing]

Rats. I was hoping for a Darcie's Donuts commercial.

You know, there's a good chance

there could be Darcie's Donuts here any minute now.

Today's my birthday, you know.

And since all my friends know how much I love Darcie's Donuts,

I'm hopeful one of them will send me a dozen.

[intriguing music]

You knocked?

I did. Any word from your mouse friends at the Darcie's Donuts factory?

[laughing] Come on down.

[whispering]

Nice.

[doorbell]

And that sounds like the mailman now.

Gee, I wonder what he's bringing Jon.

[chuckling]

[muttering]

[soft music]

[barking]

Mr. Post!

Afternoon, Mr. Arbuckle. Happy birthday.

Well, happy birthday to you, too.

Kind of neat that we both have the same birthday.

Makes it easy for me to remember yours.

Now, I have here. Oh, wait. Something I gotta do first.

[moaning]

Ah!

[joyful music]

♪ Happy birthday to Jon ♪

♪ Happy birthday to Jon ♪

♪ I hope this day is pleasant Please enjoy your present ♪

♪ Happy birthday to Jon ♪

Here's your package.

Oh, thank you, Mr. Post! Happy birthday to you, too!

Oh, I hope this is what I hope it is.

And that "someone" doesn't get to them before I do.

[suspenseful music]

[chuckling]

It is! It's a whole box of Darcie's Donuts!

Hurry up! Open it up!

[Odie barking]

[moaning] All right.

[frantic lip-licking]

[growling]

Okay now, calm down, guys. I'm not going to be greedy.

Good. I'll take all twelve. Odie, you can have the box.

-[Odie whining] -[Jon groaning]

[panting]

I'm going to give you each one donut.

"One?"

[sorrowful music]

[humming]

[intriguing music]

It's my birthday and the rest of them are mine.

And I'm going to save them until after lunch.

"One?"

Shall we?

[Odie muttering]

Ah! The donut. Nature's most perfect food.

But I will not be satisfied with... "one!"

I must get another Darcie's Donut. I must get another Darcie's Donut.

Preferably, all of them.

[muttering]

No, it is not wrong to take all the donuts Jon just got for his birthday

and I'll tell you why later.

Right now, I need inspiration.

Chocolate cream-filled donut.

[both] Ah!

Raspberry-filled donut.

[both] Oh!

Lemon-filled donut.

[both] Ah!

Anchovy-filled donut.

[both] Ew!

Strawberry-filled donut.

[both] Oh!

I have to get some of those donuts!

This is an odd one. A donut filled with dog food.

Ah!

[doorbell]

I'm coming, I'm coming!

I wonder who this could be.

[cheerful music]

Oh!

"Trick or treat?" But it's not Halloween.

[loud crying]

Don't cry, little boy. I'll get you a treat.

[laughing]

Here! I couldn't find any candy so I'm giving you one of my birthday donuts.

"One?"

[crying]

All right, all right. Here's another one. But that's it.

Well, four down. Eight to go.

[whimsical music]

[soft music]

[gasping]

[bell]

[bell]

[bell]

[snoring]

[gasping]

[giggling]

[upbeat music on TV]

[TV blaring]

[gasping]

[doorbell]

[intriguing music]

[sighing]

[soft music]

[Jon humming happily]

[gasping]

Garfield!

That's it, Garfield! You've ruined my birthday!

All I wanted was my Darcie's Donuts and you had to go eat them all.

[doorbell]

I offered you one but that wasn't enough for you.

You had to eat them all!

You had to go... Uh...

Mr. Arbuckle, would you please take these packages...

[sorrowful music]

This one is from your Aunt Ivy, this one is from your brother, Doc Boy...

This is from Liz... This is from your parents...

See, pooch? This is why I wasn't worried about eating all of Jon's donuts.

Squeak's friends at the bakery told him and he told me...

That everyone Jon knows ordered donuts for him.

These are all Darcie's Donuts?

Looks that way. This one's from Vito. I think it's pizza donuts.

Here's one from that girl Angie in Australia...

[Odie barking]

[soft music]

-[Jon exhaling] -Well, that's the last of them.

If you'll excuse me, I need to go sit down.

Or fall down or something.

[laughing]

Oh! Now, I guess the question is:

How are we going to eat all of these before they go stale?

Hmmm.

[Eddie Gourmand] Can I help?

[laughing] Here!

I brought my donuts in person so I could help you eat yours.

Pitch in. We've got so many donuts even Garfield can't eat them all.

I always rise to every challenge.

[soft music]

Glazed raised sour cream donut.

[all] Oh!

Maple donut.

[all] Oh!

Oh, here's another one of those dog food donuts.

Oh!

Pumpkin donut.

Oh!

[sorrowful music]

There's something I need to do.

[intriguing music]

Gluten-free honey spice donut with those little chocolate sprinkles I just love.

[both] Ah!

Some birthday.

I delivered cards and packages all day, but none for me.

No, why should anyone care that it's my birthday?

I'm just the mailman. I'm just...

[soft music]

Make a wish.

You know what I wished for, Garfield?

I wished that you'd go a whole week without doing anything rotten to me.

Well, that wish thing doesn't always work.

♪ Happy birthday to me Happy birthday to me ♪

♪ The party never ends As long as you have friends ♪

♪ Happy birthday to me ♪

♪ Happy birthday to me ♪

♪ That's you ♪

♪ Happy birthday to me ♪

♪ So true ♪

♪ We always celebrate This very special date ♪

♪ Happy birthday to me ♪

[upbeat music]

Subtitling: ECLAIR