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-[snoring] -[clock ringing]

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music on TV]

Uh-oh. Bad picture.

It must be the antenna. I'm going to go up on the roof and turn it.

You'll be sorry.

It just needs a minor adjustment.

[Jon humming]

Don't do this.

[Jon giggling nervously]

[intriguing music]

Pay attention, Odie.

I'll tell you what you're about to hear.

[Odie muttering]

Here's the sound of Jon climbing up the ladder...

[groaning]

[suspenseful music]

And now, here's the sound of Jon walking on the roof.

[grunting]

And now, here's the sound of Jon falling off the roof.

[screaming]

[thudding]

I don't know everything in this world,

but I know Jon Arbuckle. -[Odie muttering]

[ominous music]

-[beeping] -[Jon moaning]

Give it to me straight, Doc.

What's wrong with me?

Well, if you want the technical medical explanation, Mr. Arbuckle,

it would appear that you fell off the roof.

[Garfield laughing]

You'll have to stay in bed for a week or so.

No physical activity whatsoever.

I want that man to be my doctor.

But I can't stay in bed for a week.

I have a house to run,

pets to feed, chores to do,

pets to feed, pets to feed, pets to feed.

You'll stay right here.

I took the liberty of phoning your closest, dearest relative

and asking her to come stay here

and run the house while you recover.

[gulping] Her?

[gasping]

[screaming]

[thunder clapping]

-Aunt Ivy! -[ominous music]

Aunt Ivy!

[moaning in terror]

Aunt Ivy!

Where is that moronic nephew of mine?

Falling off the roof.

Stupidest thing I ever heard in my life.

What do you think, boy?

Do we stay here or run screaming into the streets in terror?

[Odie muttering]

-Yeah, good call. -[Odie panting]

On our marks... Get set. Go! [screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

They're afraid of you.

Good. Maybe they'll learn some discipline.

I'll take over, Dr. Whipple.

I'll have Jon here up and around before you know it.

And probably before I'm ready.

[cheerful music]

Take good care of him and call me if you need anything.

I won't.

It's time I whipped this house into shape.

[ominous music]

[Garfield] Dinner on the table! Dinner on the table!

-Dinner on the table! -[Odie whining]

I hope Aunt Ivy has dinner on the table soon.

We came back. We were hungry. What can I say?

-I hope she made meat loaf. -[Odie whining]

-[Odie panting] -Or baked lasagna.

Or turkey with all the trimmings including a ham.

Or maybe some roast beef--

If you're waiting for dinner, it's in here.

I'm not feeding mangy pets at a table

where people are supposed to eat.

I thought she wasn't gonna be on the show anymore.

[Odie whining]

[growling]

-[ominous music] -[gasping]

On the floor? You expect us to eat on the floor?

What are we? Animals?

-[Odie muttering] -Right. We're animals.

But we're not going to be treated like what we are.

[ominous music]

Humpf!

-What's that? -[Odie muttering]

-That's your dinner, cat. -Huh?

-Cat food. -[Garfield gasping]

Behave yourself and tomorrow night,

I might give you a can opener.

-"Ingredients: You don't want to know." -[Odie whining]

Also, from now on, the two of you sleep in the garage.

No! There is no way that we are going to sleep in the garage

and that is that!

[groaning]

[gasping] Pooky?

Where's my little, precious, adorable Pooky?

[Aunt Ivy] If you're looking

for that ratty teddy bear of yours,

I threw it away.

[gasping] Pooky!

You're too old to be sleeping with a teddy bear.

-Plus, it smelled of cat. -[door slamming]

Pooky? Thrown out?

-[Odie yipping] -[suspenseful music]

Pooky? Pooky, where are you?

Old banana peels... egg shells... last week's script...

-What's this? Oh, half a tuna sandwich. -[Odie yipping]

[chewing] Oh, Pooky, wherefore art thou?

Pooky! [sighing with relief]

[soft music]

[sighing happily]

[whining happily]

Oh, Pooky, Pooky, Pooky!

How could that mean old woman throw away someone this cute

who isn't even Nermal?

Odie, she's gone too far. Come on.

[Odie whining]

-[ominous music] -I don't care what she says!

-We are sleeping in our house. -[Odie barking]

Locked.

But that won't stop us.

Many people don't know that you can use a claw to pick a lock.

[Odie whining]

Try it some time.

[suspenseful music]

Pooky, you wait here for now.

-Come on. Let's get some real dinner. -[Odie muttering]

And maybe while we're at it, we ought to eat tomorrow's breakfast and lunch

just to play it safe. [cackling]

I don't want cream of lizard soup!

-[groaning] -Nobody does.

But it tastes so awful, it must be good for you.

Let's see what's in the refrigerator.

I'm hoping for food.

-[alarm blaring] -[screaming]

The refrigerator! Those mangy pets of yours, I'll bet!

[sorrowful music]

Filthy, flea-ridden animals!

-[alarm blaring] -[moaning in terror]

You're going to be sorry you ever met me.

-[lively music] -[groaning]

[screaming]

[lively music continues]

-[panting] -[thudding]

You come back here, you two!

[growling]

[gasping and grunting]

I'll get you and I'll--

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[Garfield] We interrupt this cartoon to point out something.

As you can see, Aunt Ivy is about to fall down the stairs.

Even in a cartoon, someone could be seriously injured doing that.

I, as you can see, am close enough

that I could possibly save her.

She's annoying. She's impossible.

She treats Odie and me terribly.

Will I save her?

Let's resume, and we'll find out. [clapping]

Grab on, Auntie!

[groaning]

There you go! See you around!

[whizzing]

[thudding]

[moaning]

-[gasping] -[sighing in relief]

That mangy cat saved my life...

He... he really did.

[giggling]

[gobbling]

[Odie muttering]

Aunt Ivy? She's been out in the backyard all morning

staring off into space. -[Odie whining]

I think I'll feed Jon for a change.

-[Odie whining] -[suspenseful music]

He was nice to me.

That mangy cat I've been so rotten to

saved my life.

Maybe I should go see that doctor...

[Aunt Ivy] And the cat was nice to me.

He was actually nice to me.

I see.

And how do you generally feel about others being nice to you?

I don't know. It's never happened before.

It gives me the strangest feeling.

I see. And how would you describe this feeling?

I don't know.

Maybe... "gratitude"?

Hmm. Maybe you should try being, let's say...

"nice" to this cat.

Nice to the cat?

Well, it's worth a try...

[laughing]

Garfield!

Huh?

I washed Pooky for you.

You did? That was nice of you.

[soft music]

[Odie muttering]

Garfield, I cooked you a wonderful dinner.

That's nice of you.

It's a healthy dinner!

Tofu, sprouts,

imitation vegan chicken substitute!

-That's not nice of you. -[Odie whining]

[upbeat music on TV]

-No TV tonight, Garfield! -[Garfield gasping]

I've got a better idea.

-There is no better idea than TV. -[Odie whining]

I'm going to read to you...

"Call me Ishmael. Some years ago,

never mind how long precisely,

having little or no money in my purse,

and nothing particular to interest me on shore..."

I can't take any more of it, Odie!

Aunt Ivy nasty was bad enough!

Aunt Ivy nice is worse!

[Odie whimpering]

[growling]

-[Aunt Ivy] Oh, Garfield! -Oh, no!

-[ominous music] -Let me brush your lovely fur, Garfield.

[screaming]

[screaming] No! Stop! Snarls and tangles!

-[Odie giggling] -No, please!

-And then I'll give you a nice bath. -[Garfield screaming]

Put a ribbon on your fur.

No! I can't take any more of this nice!

Nice is not nice!

[screaming]

[Odie panting]

[groaning]

What are you gonna do with that pie?

[suspenseful music]

[cackling]

[screaming]

-[Aunt Ivy groaning] -I am so sorry!

Here, let me clean you up.

-[Garfield slurping] -[Aunt Ivy groaning] Oh, germs!

You animal! You mangy,

good-for-nothing lazy creature!

Garfield! Aunt Ivy! I think I'm all healed now!

I wonder if anything's changed in the week I've been upstairs

getting better. -[Aunt Ivy] You miserable,

grimy beast! When I get my hands on you!

[lively music]

-Nope. -[Odie panting]

-[Garfield screaming] -[Aunt Ivy shouting]

[upbeat music]

Subtitling: ECLAIR