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-[snoring] -[clock ringing]

[upbeat music]

[cheerful music]

There he is, last cage on the left, Mr. Arbuckle.

Thanks! Before you called, I was starting to get worried.

[grunting]

Oh, hi. You're probably wondering how I ended up here, aren't you?

I'll tell you the whole story. But do me a favor, will ya?

Grab your remote and press "rewind" for me.

I'm a little tied-up right now!

[Garfield] Okay, whoa! Stop. Right there.

That's about twelve hours ago.

It all started this morning at exactly 8:03 am.

I was doing what any sane creature is doing at that hour...

[snoring]

-But suddenly, "it" happened. -[barking]

[screaming]

I can see this is going to be one of those days...

And sure enough, it was one of those days...

[sniggering]

[laughing]

Just when I was about to glue the mailman to the mailbox...

-[barking] -[screaming]

[barking]

[cheerful music]

I knew I had to do something about the mutt and his constant barking.

Let's see..."Dog"... "Barking"... "Stop".

Introducing Bad-Doggy,

the talkative, state-of-the-art dog collar...

The best, humane way to teach your best friend

that barking isn't okay.

[barking]

Bad doggy. Bad doggy. No barking allowed.

[barking]

[sad moaning]

Hey!

Comes with three different levels of reinforcement training

and a lock-in safety mechanism.

One size fits all. Void where prohibited.

Dog not included.

Click here to order with our special ultra-super-speedy shipping option.

I'm clicking, I'm clicking.

I wonder how fast their special ultra-super-speedy shipping option is.

[honking]

[screaming]

I wonder what took them so long?

This is the answer to the barking problem!

Collar in place. Now, what do I do next?

Let's see here. "Turn on."

That is way too technical for me.

Okay, let's see if it works. You may bark when ready, Odie!

[barking]

Stop!

State-of-the-art dog collar, huh? This thing doesn't even work!

Let's see what's wrong here...

Oh, wait. "Press button A to turn on the lock-in safety mechanism."

Here we go.

[barking]

Bad doggy. No barking allowed!

[whining]

It works! Oh, great, oh, great, oh, great!

Now, let me remove this and...

come on, come on!

Oh, boy.

There's gotta be some info in the instruction manual

about how to remove that thing.

Nothing? You've gotta be kidding me!

[grunting]

[suspenseful music]

[barking]

Bad doggy. Bad doggy. No barking allowed!

[whimpering]

Not to worry.

Jon will find a way to remove it when he comes home in...

Oh! Six hours!

[Garfield narrating] I thought I'd just sleep until Jon got home.

I was wrong.

[barking]

Bad doggy. Bad doggy. No barking allowed!

Bad doggy. Bad doggy. No barking allowed!

Bad doggy! Didn't you hear me? No barking allowed!

All right! I've got to get this collar off me.

I need tools.

[whimsical music]

[rustling]

[grunting]

Congratulations.

You have successfully activated level two

of the reinforcement training software.

"Level two?"

"Level two: Additional apparatus discourages the dog from barking."

"Additional apparatus?"

-What could that be? -[barking]

Bad Doggy! Bad Doggy!

And don't say you didn't ask for this!

[gurgling]

Hey I'm not a dog and I'm not barking!

-[dramatic music] -[barking]

Who knows what this thing will do next?

I have to make sure that this collar doesn't hear any more dog barking.

[soft music]

[muttering]

Don't worry. It's just until Jon gets this collar off me.

I'm going to watch some TV and wait for Jon.

[oriental music]

I don't need to watch this.

I don't need to watch this.

All right! It's time to exercise.

I'll never need to watch this.

I'm coming to you from Northwestern Park,

the scene of today's statewide dog show.

No!

Take it off!

Oh, what a time for the batteries on the remote control to wear out!

I may have to actually get out of my chair and go to the TV itself!

Our congratulations go out to Cayenne from Lindenhurst, New Jersey.

The judges awarded her top honors. Any comments, Cayenne?

[barking]

No, Cayenne!

Bad doggy! Bad doggy! How many times do I have to tell you?

No barking allowed! Do you hear me? No barking allowed!

[dramatic music]

I've got to get out of here!

[dramatic music continues]

[groaning]

You know, I never did learn how to tie good knots.

[barking]

You are a very bad doggy! Very bad doggy! Very bad doggy!

[panting]

[little girl] Hello, Mr. Kitty Cat.

You were running to get away from those mean old dogs, weren't you?

Oh, you don't have to worry. We don't have any dogs here.

My mother doesn't allow it on account of she's allergic to dogs.

I'm safe.

That's why I only have toy dogs. See how cute they bark?

[dramatic music]

Oh no! Oh no!

Congratulations.

You have successfully activated level three

of the reinforcement training software...

"Level three?" Oh, no!

What's going to happen to me on level three?

You... Bad, bad, bad doggy!

[lively music]

Bad doggy!

[screaming]

Bad doggy!

Bad doggy!

[screaming]

[Garfield] The collar flew me all over town

and then dropped me right over Northwestern Park...

[screaming]

...where, fortunately, there was a pond.

Well, at least I'm safe here.

They don't allow dogs in Northwestern Park...

Except the one day a year when they have the dog show here!

[barking]

[screaming]

[lively music]

Terrible dog! No more barking!

[screaming]

So is it any wonder I wound up in here?

Okay, so now let's get that collar off you.

Yes! Please! Please! Get this collar off me before another dog barks!

Get it off me and I'll do anything you ask.

I'll hold my daily lasagna consumption down to below ten.

Now, let's see how this comes off...

It's gonna take blow torches! And chain saws! And drill presses!

And all kinds of tools and things...

Oh, it just pops open when you touch this button...

That's it? That's all it takes?

I don't know why you had any trouble with it, Garfield.

It just pops on like this...

I don't care how it works. I'm getting out of here.

And then it comes off at the touch of a button like this...

[suspenseful music]

Hey, not that door, cat.

That's the dog pound in there.

You just push this button.

You push this button.

[barking]

I've told you for the last time!

No barking, you bad doggy!

No barking! Bad Dog! No barking!

Stop, dog! Leave me alone!

[screaming]

[lively music]

[upbeat music]

Subtitling: ECLAIR