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-[snoring] -[alarm ringing]

[upbeat music]

[cheerful music]

[vacuum whirring]

[humming]

Hey, what's with the vacuuming on a Saturday morning?

Some folks are trying to sleep around here.

And, of course, by "some folks," I mean me.

[Odie whimpering]

Oh, and him.

Sorry if I woke you up, guys, but I need to get the guest room ready.

-[doorbell ringing] -Oh!

That must be them.

[Garfield gasping]

[suspenseful music]

"Them"! "Them" is coming!

Odie, do you know who "them" could be?

[Odie gasping]

[whimpering]

[sadly] Hello, Uncle Jon.

[ominous music]

[gasping] My worst fear's come true.

"Them" is them! [Odie gasping]

-[whimpering] -[door slamming]

I was hoping it wouldn't come to this, Odie.

But I'm afraid we don't have much choice.

[Odie whining]

This is our one-way trip to South America.

Pre-stamped, pre-labeled, and ready to go.

We'll start a new life there, Snoopy.

Here's your passport.

Somebody let me out!

[panting]

[groaning]

Oh, my bad. I forgot to mail Nermal last week.

Nermal, "them" is here!

[whining]

"Them"? Jon's nieces?

"Them" them?

[screaming]

[panting]

Wait, take me! Take me!

Send me to Abu Dhabi! Anywhere they don't have twins!

Coward.

Garfield and Odie are upstairs if you want to go look for them.

That's all right, Uncle Jon.

We don't really feel like playing right now.

Want to watch TV? [giggling nervously]

[sighing]

[sad music]

Oh, I know. Games! You two love games.

How about if we play some games?

[sighing]

OK.

While I get the house ready for your visit,

you two go to the playground and eat those lunches I packed for you.

-[cuckoo clock chiming] -Oh.

-[sad music] -[sighing]

[door slamming]

[grunting]

Boy, that's odd.

They didn't run around screaming, "Where's the kitty cat?

Where's the kitty cat?" like they usually do.

-Something's wrong. -[Odie muttering]

Come on, let's see if we can find out what it is.

-[gasping] -Well, well.

If it isn't the twin losers!

[teeth chattering]

Hand it over.

-[gulping] -[teeth chattering]

Disgusting!

How many times do I have to tell you?

-I hate mustard. -[teeth chattering]

[in unison] We won't do it again, Greta.

[in unison] We promise.

Good. Now I want to go to the playground.

Carry me.

[sighing]

[thudding]

[grunting]

[gloomy music]

No wonder the twins are feeling down.

They're being bullied.

There's nothing I hate more in this world than bullying.

[Odie muttering]

Oh, OK, except for anchovies on pizza,

there's nothing I hate more in this world than bullying!

Let's follow them.

-[bird chirping] -[suspenseful music]

[Odie whining]

[suspenseful music]

-Stop! -[gasping]

[ominous music]

Hello.

Sorry, new city ordinance:

no cats or dogs allowed on the playground. Scram!

Or I'll have you thrown in the pound.

[gasping]

We need to get into that playground

if we're going to help Minerva and Drusilla.

-[Odie whining] -Come on, this way.

-[Garfield chuckling] -[Odie yipping]

[suspenseful music]

First we need a sandwich...

[Odie whining]

...with plenty of mustard.

I figure Minerva and Drusilla brought tons of clothes to dress us up in.

[flinging clothes] Yep.

Come on, Odie. You and I are going to play dress-up-ourselves.

[whining]

-[Odie groaning] -[Garfield] Here, put those shoes on.

[Garfield] It doesn't matter if they're not your size.

-[Odie grumbling] -[Garfield] I need one more

fashion accessory.

-Squeak! -Yes?

[gasping]

[giggling]

[soft music]

-Why, you! -[Odie groaning]

Stay hidden, OK?

No one can see you.

Well, how do I look?

You look awesome, Garfield.

[sighing] Thanks.

Huh?

Faster, faster. Push me faster, you twin losers.

[ominous music]

[giggling]

Hey, is that a friend of yours?

She must be on account of she's so weird.

[whispering] Drusilla, is that who I think it is?

It's Garfield!

Well, who is that?

Greta, this is our...

Our cousin Petunia.

[giggling]

She looks kind of weird, if you ask me.

-[Garfield groaning] -Well, that's because Petunia is... uh...

-Uh... -From France.

That's right. She's from France.

Did she bring anything to eat?

[sniggering]

I'll eat it later.

Now I want to go bounce in the bouncy castle.

[lively music]

Someone else is playing in it.

[laughing]

Hey! I was bouncing in there.

Not when I want to.

-[gasping] -[thudding]

[gasping]

-[ominous music] -[Odie panting]

Get back in there.

[laughing]

[sobbing] She always does that to me.

[groaning] I do not like bullies.

-[air hissing out] -[thudding]

[screaming] Help! Stop this!

[screaming]

[laughing]

[thudding]

[panting]

[growling]

-[laughing] -Are you laughing at me?

[laughing]

[growling]

[screaming]

Thanks for trying to help, but it's no use.

Greta's really mean.

And she's not afraid of anything.

I'm going on the slide.

-[suspenseful music] -[Garfield] Huh?

[gasping]

Give me that.

-And next time, get raspberry. -[teeth chattering]

She took my lollipop!

She gets away with this because she's tough.

And no one scares her.

No one scares her, huh?

Squeak, you still up there?

Want to get us out of your hair?

Here's what I want you to do.

Oh...

[gasping] Mice!

[screaming]

[lively music]

[screaming]

[Greta] Get them off me!

-Get them off me! -[screaming]

Get them off me!

[laughing]

Laughing at me? No one's allowed to laugh at me.

[in unison] We are.

We're not afraid of you anymore, Greta.

Yeah! You're afraid of mice.

-Like all bullies... -You're all just full of hot air.

[growling]

[laughing]

Gee, I feel sorry for Greta.

[Odie muttering]

Just a little.

Let's see where she's going.

They'll be sorry.

They'll all be sorry.

[boy] Hey, there's Greta!

Hey, you bring us something?

Yeah, we're hungry.

[laughing] And it's not like you need more food.

Hey! Those are my sandwiches!

Not anymore.

-[gasping] -Mustard!

We hate mustard!

Didn't we warn you about mustard?

I'll try to do better next time.

-Hey, let's take her bag! -[Greta gasping]

Oh, the bully's being bullied.

[laughing]

That's mine. Give it back!

Give it back!

Oh, we have to help her.

I think I know what to do.

We'll need that blanket;

[Odie muttering]

We may not have to do anything.

It looks like the twins have an idea.

This is not nice.

How would you like it if someone did this to you?

[Minerva] Leave her alone!

[gasping]

Give her back her bag.

And don't be mean to her. Or anybody.

And just how are the three of you going to stop us?

We're witches.

We learned it from a nice lady named Mrs. Cauldron.

We have magic powers.

Watch.

Huh?

We'll turn our friend here into a cat.

No, a dog.

How about a cat and dog?

Watch.

Abracadabra! Presto change-o!

[gasping]

You leave our friend Greta alone or we'll turn you all into snails.

Yeah, and we'll step on you, too.

[screaming]

[laughing] Hey!

Thanks.

And thanks for saying I was your friend.

No one ever has.

Do you want to come over later and play?

Our Uncle Jon could make you a sandwich.

Without mustard.

[in unison] Aww.

[giggling happily]

[laughing]

[cheerful music]

That Greta isn't such a bad kid after all.

[Odie barking]

Most bullies bully because they don't know how to be liked.

Once they learn that, they don't have to be bullies anymore.

Uh-oh. Look who's back.

[cheerful music continues]

[gasping]

[panting]

Hi, Garfield.

OK, what rotten thing are you going to do to me now?

Nothing.

We just encountered some bullies, Nermal.

And they reminded me of someone I don't like.

-Who? -Me, at times.

I'm not going to throw you out, or mail you overseas, or anything like that.

[Nermal] Really, Garfield?

You're actually going to be nice to me?

Yes.

At least for a little while.

[upbeat music]

Subtitling: ECLAIR