Original subtitles

-[snoring] -[clock ringing]

[upbeat music]

Don't you just love a trip to one of our great national parks?

There's someone in that bush.

[in unison] Ta-dah!

Tonight, after they're asleep,

we're gonna push that trailer of theirs over to the poison ivy bed...

[raccoons cackling]

Never trust guys who wear masks all the time.

[cackling]

Jon! Wait! Don't go!

[Jon] Good night, Garfield.

Good night, Odie.

Hey. You're not Garfield.

And you're not tellin' anyone.

Oh!

Don't you recognize us?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's Garfield

He's Odie and me...

I'm the cutest kitten in the whole wide world!

[laughing]

You're imposters!

And I'm going see that Jon finds out about this...

No, you're not.

[ominous music]

Oh no, you don't!

You stay in here in case we want dessert.

[sighing sadly]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Love mice.

But we won't on account of we got tastier things here to chow down on.

Right, right.

[in unison] Shall we?

[twanging music]

[Garfield] Sure, Jon...

I'll have a fifth helping of morning lasagna.

I don't know what's worse:

being lost in the woods or waking up next to Nermal.

Has Jon come for us? Why hasn't he come for us?

Don't worry.

Any minute now, Jon will realize he has a house full of raccoons and not us.

Goodbye, Uncle Jon! Goodbye!

Have a good day at school.

So I'm still itching a little bit, Liz...

Plus, I'm still having a little trouble with my eyes.

You know what Minerva and Drusilla did before they left for school?

They dressed Garfield, Odie and Nermal up again.

No, not dresses.

They're in, like, cheap raccoon costumes.

-Pretty ratty ones, too. -[cackling]

And they don't smell so good.

[Nermal] I thought you wanted to wait back there for Jon to find us.

My common sense and my empty stomach decided we had to start walking.

It's a good thing we have this map. If we only knew how to read it!

You'd think they'd at least put a "You are here" sign or something on these!

What we ought to do is follow this river.

Too bad we don't have a boat.

[wood creaking]

[whimsical music]

Oh hi, you guys!

[cheerful music]

They're the ones who shared their honey with us yesterday!

How's it going? Need a hand with anything?

Er, actually we do.

Is there any way you guys could make us a boat?

[gasping]

A boat?

We usually don't do custom orders but since you were so nice to us...

We will make an exception! One boat coming up!

[lively music]

[barking]

There you go, me bucko!

[Garfield] Thanks again, guys!

Good luck out there on your journey home!

-Goodbye! -Good luck!

Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!

Stroke! Stroke!

♪ Row, row, row that boat Gently down the stream ♪

♪ Paddle that river ♪

♪ Life is but a dream ♪

♪ Waters can carry you with such grace ♪

♪ Take you to some better place ♪

♪ In this direction, you won't go wrong ♪

♪ Just let the river carry you along ♪

♪ Row, row, row that boat ♪

♪ Gently down the creek ♪

♪ Paddle that river ♪

♪ Find all that you seek ♪

♪ Row, row, row that boat Gently down the stream ♪

♪ Paddle that river ♪

♪ Life is but a dream ♪

♪ Paddle that river ♪

♪ Life is but a dream ♪

[hooting]

[Garfield] Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!

We seem to be going faster and faster.

Look! We don't even need to paddle!

[yipping]

Ah... we can just let the river currents carry us along.

-[growling] -Garfield...

Is that your tummy grumbling again?

Not mine. Mine wants burritos, so it's only grumbling in Spanish.

[shrieking]

[gasping]

[dramatic music]

That's...

[stammering]

The word you're looking for is waterfall.

Reverse course!

[suspenseful music]

Stroke, stroke, stroke, stroke, stroke.

It's no use!

This is it.

[screaming]

If you see lasagna, tell it I loved it.

[screaming]

[cheerful music]

[laughing]

So... which way now?

Beats me. The map was in the canoe.

[gasping]

[Garfield] Well, let's just keep walking and figure it out.

[Odie whining]

I shouldn't have to do any of this.

I have awards and trophies. I'm like royalty, you know.

"Royalty?" Did you hear that, Monique?

I think I've finally found the right one!

You think so, Fanfan?

Highly possible.

Let's be ready with the 'Frog to the rescue' routine.

[Intriguing music]

[Nermal gasping]

Welcome to the marshlands, très chers...

A frog! A frog! Make it go away!

My name is Fanfan!

What is your name, handsome?

I do not talk to frogs.

The dog's Odie. I'm Garfield. And this, I'm afraid, is Nermal.

I do not talk to frogs.

We're lost. Any way you could guide us across this swamp we seem to be in?

Why, gladly.

I'll do that but I just have one tiny little favor to ask you in return.

I need to get home. Give her anything she wants.

I want a kiss from Nermal here!

[giggling]

Anything but that.

[moaning in terror]

Even if I give you flowers?

[kissing sounds]

Never! I would never kiss a frog. Never!

Lips that have touched flies, ew, shall never touch mine!

[sighing]

No worries. Why would anyone ever want to kiss little old me, right?

[Odie whining]

Nermal! I can't believe you just wimped out on us over a tiny kiss!

I have my standards.

Kiss a frog? Never! I'd rather be eaten by an alligator.

He got his wish.

[muttering]

"Do something?" What can I do? Offer the alligator an after-Nermal mint?

Let go directly of that adorable cat, yo' fiend, you!

[suspenseful music]

-[dramatic music] -Nermal!

[suspenseful music continues]

[growling]

[groaning]

Yo' got what yo' deserved, fiend. Now beat it!

Wow. Pretty impressive. Especially for a frog!

You saved my life, uh...

Fanfan.

Fanfan!

I'm sorry I said all those mean things.

Oh! Does it mean I get my little kiss?

[kissing sounds]

Okay. Hurry up before I change my mind!

[soft music]

[Odie muttering]

I did good this time, didn't I, Fanfan?

Really convincing, wouldn't you say?

Oh. They're still... here...

Don't mind me,

I'm gonna go sit over there. Pay no attention.

Wait, this whole thing was an act?

[Odie] Uh-oh.

You had me swallowed by this monster just to secure yourself a kiss?

That is no monster. That is Monique!

[thudding]

I wouldn't have swallowed you!

Okay. Maybe chew you like gum for a little bit but that is all!

I'm sorry. You have no idea what it's like to be, well, unattractive.

No! No, I don't.

[sad music]

I just thought... well, ever since I was a little bitty polliwog,

my momma used to tell me bedtime stories about handsome princes.

They'd kiss a frog

and the frog would turn into a beautiful princess.

So when I heard you mention being like royalty, I...

Well, never mind.

[crying]

Let's go, Monique.

[sad music]

[Garfield grunting]

Fanfan, wait...

♪ I know that beauty's from the heart ♪

[giggling]

♪ If you don't know that, You really oughta start ♪

♪ You can be just like me with unending grace ♪

♪ Just put a smile on your face ♪

♪ When you're a frog and you're green ♪

♪ You're the most unsightly thing some folks have seen ♪

♪ You think that I can find a welcoming place ♪

♪ If I put a smile on my face? ♪

♪I know that beauty's from the heart ♪

♪ I'll remember that 'cause I'm very smart ♪

♪ The bad stuff is really not that hard to erase ♪

♪ If you put a smile on your face ♪

♪ Just put a smile on your face ♪

[grunting]

[soft music]

I did it! I got my kiss! Did it work?

Monique, Monique, how do I look?

Like you always did. Still froggy.

I hate to bring this up

but we still have a long way to go on our journey home!

We'll guide you to the end of the swamp. Hop on board!

Don't go gittin yer gussie up, dog! I'm not going to eat ya!

[cheerful music]

[upbeat music]

Subtitling: ECLAIR